In 3 weeks!
>>735821305post someone from the epstein files at least
>>735821305Got the wrong president, the child fucker is the one in office.
>>735823109Nigger, the last 13 presidents are all guaranteed pedos
>>735821179How did this happen?
thought this game looked interesting since its first reveal but i kinda lost track of it with it being in dev hell for a while and suchto those who played the demo, was it fun? what sort of game is it? linear third person action thing or what? similar to (x game)?what's the appeal (besides cute and funny)?
Devil May Cry 5: Devil Hunter Edition rated for the Switch 2https://www.gematsu.com/2026/03/devil-may-cry-5-devil-hunter-edition-rated-for-switch-2-in-taiwan
>>735824947I think 4's are slightly worse, it also looks too Final Fantasy Square Enix-y, even though I do love the character designs.
Character Action ==== Level RankingsDevil May Cry & Sonic Adventure are the same genre. Nothing to do with mashing combos. It's called efficiency. 3 Dante such a fucking little n*gger faggot that ruined the character. Fuck Reuben Langdon.
>>735795997about the moon-a and the June-a and the Spring-a
>>735825013There is no good DMC campaign besides 1. That's why retards only wanna mash in bloody palace instead of practicing time trial runs.
>>735805169Tendies don't care about DMC, lol. The only people buying those late ports are Capcom fanboys.
You guys still having fun with poking all the toads?
>>735823985That can work with the orange friendly toad
>>735825481>orange
>>735825416>take a sample of it to the lab>asbestosNice try vermin!
I'm really drunk right now and I'm going to beat flying paperweights. I couldn't this morning before going to work
>>735825169I didn't realise you even could make the sleepy toad eat a different fairy. The two times I tried it looked like the tongue just autograbbed Smug even with a Merry at the same place. I don't experiment nearly as often as I should, Baba Is You has spoiled me with the rewind feature.
What is the vidya equivalent of the Book of the New Sun?
>>735820378>How gay are these books?It has evil monk-wizards that mind control and seduce anyone to further their own goals, and there is some violent gay rape. I've only read the first trilogy so I don't know if it changes in the later books, but everything gay just feels like part of the violence. >I heard a lot of talk about unwashed anusesThat's more about the miserable state of the soldiers during a crusade and how bad the camp smells.
>>735823885>Literal a series that unravels the more you read. Everything becomes clearer on a second read. I’d say at least read Claw and see if you like the weirdness>i-i-it gets good the 75th hour of the third reread I SWEAR!Fuck you.
>>735810107Overhyped, but insecure nerds love their unreliable narrator trope.Style is good tho.
>>735821614Im reading the pedophile priest you referred to is the only that claimed to have been molested. Michael just had a shell shock from ww2
>>735809990There is none. People saying Souls are wrong. The world has sort of the similar feel of having been many things in the past, but it's not even remotely similar with regards to anything else, not even the time period or technological advancement or anything about the characters. >>735823275>I enjoyed it but it felt more like a YA novel than "the best dark fantasy ever".You didn't read it then. I don't even think someone who typically reads YA is capable of reading BotNS.
Gonna be a long weekend. Are you enjoying shoot out /v/? Also post lobbies.
>>735825394>if Im bad at the game
>>735825394There's bad and there's dogshit. If you're consistently dogshit don't be surprised if people dip from the lobby. No different from any other team game really.
SLICERS FOR DAYS, I FUCKING HATE FAGGOT SLICERS
>got stuck at THAT part in ocean's view before last shortcut>still get 1stOh yea.
>back to back x3 winsvery nice
>NatetheHate is claiming that a new classic style Star Fox title is coming for the Switch in Summer 2026.>To coincide with Fox appearing in the Super Mario Galaxy Movie.STARFOX BROS WE ARE SO FUCKING BACKhttps://youtu.be/CnuTGIq5JzI?t=1115
>>735825247Seriously, this board is dumb as fuck
How's the Star Fox 64 PC port?
>>735822621Nate specifically mentions online multiplayer. I can totally see her being in base game or DLC since she is so popular.
>>735825305Not just to play Star Fox, but to play Star Fox, Mario Kart World, Donkey Kong Bananza, Kirby Air Riders, Hyrule Warriors Age of Imprisonment, Mario Tennis Fever, Pokemon Pokopia, Yoshi and the Mysterious Book, Splatoon Raiders, Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave, The Duskbloods and The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time Remake
>>735822468>Nate says no General Direct until June>Summer Game Fest also happening in JuneClose enough. Welcome back E3.
Please give a review if you like.(No vandalism/anti)https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1272389894
>>735824869 Be careful! The table below is flipped left and right!
Number 15 is kinda gay for anyone not using a US keyboard.
14 filtered me
Everyone clears up too fast!
200 references!!Thanks!!!
Is the patch coming today?
>>735825160I agree with an earlier idea: elites need to remove common cards from the drop pool. Not even asking for higher rare chance, just give me a reason to lose 30 HP act 1.
host remake or start a fresh lobby
>>735825581New lobbysteam://joinlobby/2868840/109775244223563343/76561198029311169
>>735825412They're disproportionateIf you were sure you could get an ice cream or gremlin horn for losing 80% of your health on an elite then it would be worth it, but doing that and getting a fucking potion at every rest is ridiculous
why does orrery feel so much worse in this game?
Star Force collection is out nowbuy and play Luna's games!
>>735824720lol you the faggot
>>735806185Luna would definitely stage something like this to get Megaman to save her.
>>735808668>>735820312
>>735824628Yes you just press start
>>735824204>WAAAAH WHY DOES NO ONE PLAY OUR SHITTY ROM HACK>the readme wants you to do some python coding or some shit instead of being a drag & drop patch cause "MUH PIRACY"Why are r*dditards like this? No other romhack i've ever played wants you to do some splicing shit besides starforce DX. Its just download and play.
Is it really a good trap, /v/?
>>735823679Imagine infiltrating the lair of a beautiful dragoness who hasn't had a cock in ages and ONLY fucking her kobold cult turning each and every one of them into your companions instead
>>735823679No because the girls will riot if they don't get sex
>>735825509That's how you get Tiamat on your ass
Kobolds are the perfect girls. Short, stupid, with meaty tails.
>>735825648Kobolds are not stupid. They just talk funny
The pussy destroyer is here
>>735817583Blame CERO
>>735817446Does it have pantsu?>>735817583Grim...
>>735821094No he doesn't even fight. Really makes you think.
>>735819616That's not even possible in real life. Dicking girls without consent is what turns them lesbian.
>>735821010all... of... them...
Does Gammamon's victory in the recent popularity poll mean he's gonna play s major role in the upcoming expansion pack or will bamco just have him be a minor NPC somewhere?
>>735822425i mean it was a given that was literally what they did
>>735819737Don't care about dinoboyGive me the Jelly
>>735823605Sorry but due to the actions of an autistic argentinian youtuber she didn't even make it to top 20
>>735823719She basically tied for 20 going off the final results
>>735824079still not good enough
According to Japanese media, a man stabbed and killed a female employee in her 20s and himself at the Ikebukuro Pokémon Center in Tokyo. The location will be indefinitely closed.
>>735825316Good bait.>>735824760>watch a Japan stream>disproportionate amount of PakJeets walking around>they're so clearly out of place from their mannerisms aloneJapan will soon be roach infested. Unfortunate.
>>735823938The subbest of subhumans. It's baffling too because at the absolute peak of Pokemania, you didn't have this shit happen. I attended release events for the first 3 or 5 Pokemon TCG expansions and did a weekly Pokemon league thing at my local game store and nothing close to this ever happened.
>>735823120OP's misleading, they intend to reopen they just don't know when, probably want to give their employees time to mourn/feel comfortable returning
>>735824760abe tried to save youbut instead of plapping slant eyed hogs you shot him in the head
>>735823938had nothing to do with pokemon aside from the fact she worked there, it was a ex who was stalking her
Am I really supposed to be scared of this?
>>735804324So is there a "scene of it" right? Haha
>>735804324Deadgirl is too bleakIt's not the main plot but I prefer the depiction in FidoIt almost overlaps into robowaifu territory because in the setting zombies can't talk but they are smart enough to, say, complete a grocery shopping trip or do gardening, and they have that dog's instinct (hence the title?) where they like people their owners like and hate people their owners dislike, sometimes with violent resultsIt's clear that there isn't a virus here, it's just "dead people get up and walk around" magic radiation whatever, because the guy is covered in bite marks and only concerned about the one time she got too close to his neck
>>735803942
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>>735825121The setting pretty clearly lays out that ANY dead body will reanimate, so bites arent really that big a deal if theyre not lethal injury, yeah.crazily underrated movie btw. On the surface level it looks dumb as fuck because it literally is just "boy and his dog but the dog is a zombie," but there's a lot of really subtle worldbuilding amd shit they do in just a few lines that reveals a lot about the setting.
Multiplayer mode still coming, no?
>>735825378What's annoying is there is an examination mechanic but it isn't used for stuff like this. I actually wouldn't mind those puzzles if you could hold LB to examine the symbol and it would make a journal entry or something as you jot down the ones you find but as it is you have to remember and keep track of what puzzle those symbols might belong to and to me that is just kind of way too annoying to deal with when you are constantly side tracking yourself with random shit in the world.
>>735825421One that was a gaping and festering wound where their manhood used to be and are permanently miserable.
>>735825508the trouble I had with the first mural puzzle is that it's very trial and errorable because 2/3 of the positions are just logical so you can do them and just rotate the 3rd until it clicks in.Also the maps aren't visible if you have ray tracing off lol
>>735824846>shill doesn't even play the game to realize there are story gated POIs
>>735825634please understand it wasnt in the pdf that he was sent LOL
>Videogames with godtier writing don't exi---
>>735824514
Outis deserves to be in a real game instead of gachaslop.
>>735817372ok, sell me the plot
>>735825120play lobotomy corporation
>>735825415scp slop? pass then
>hard mode: She's doesn't like videogames thinks they are violent or pointless etc.
>>735806997Based woman gave birth to an absolute failure, sad.
The Nagare family was a happy home of three people. However, their son Kiritaka was secretly bullied at school. Then, an incident occurs, and the mother Mari’s love for her son goes out of control.
>>735805106
>>735802679H games
>>735802679Serious answer is bejeweled. Take turns or something.
Why is Roman such a spiteful little bitch when called him out for making a pixel art 2D game? to the point of where he lies about making a game with a dynamic lighting system which is above his paygrade being a 2D pixelart shitter? is this the slav mentality to take undue credit for making shitty games that didn't ever surpass Ubisoft?https://files.catbox.moe/4sc43k.jpg^ this whole defense about decompiling code is clearly just a complete tantrum from himself.It sucks shit compared to Chaos Theory for the record. Approximation of the idea is not the same. Don't buy his games.
>>735825068I suppose by continuing to claim that it was the developer who posted, you concede that the explanation regarding the light was correct, after all, the developer would hardly get details about his own game's code wrong.
>>735824190kys culture war tourist
>>735825447I know you hate it because you're a retard. But you should put that message into your next game. Put it on the title screen that 'Splinter Cell sucks'.
>>735823308Okay, maybe another time
>>735825068>Why the hell would anyone explicitly state in detail about how the detection model works to the extent of what was said in that comment?bear with me on this one - the person in the screencap states he made mods for Intravenous and decompiled the game's code to check how it renders the lighting, and how the detection workswith that in mind, it's easy to assume that the person in the screencap is emotionally invested in the game - otherwise he wouldn't have made mods for itnaturally, when someone is emotionally invested, they may defend unfounded statements without a screencap of what your initial reply was it's hard to say what it is, but if we give the Anon the benefit of the doubt, then his entire post is solid - he explained not only how the game renders the lighting, but also what influences AI detection of the playerlastly, it seems the person in the screencap has already posted in this thread, so maybe you should take it up with him >>735823223>No one randomly talks about decompiling game codesome people do it to give their words more weight, I have friends that make mods for various games and they too, sometimes, go into detail of what they did to learn more about how a game they're modding works - without the person mentioning that he had decompiled the game's code, you would second-guess his entire statementclearly, it's someone passionate enough to reply to you, but to immediately jump to assuming it's the developer is petty at best>And i will not ever not give him shit for comparing hes game next to SC in that exchange.then all you're doing is trying to negatively influence the developer's reputation with only speculation on your part, which is far more petty than this hypothetical developer giving you a detailed breakdown of how the lighting works in his own game
say Thank you
>>735823692Memory stocks have already rebounded so this is obsolete
>>735824698It's all going to be dirt cheap in a few years. Even HBM GPUs
>>735823692Phew good thing I didn't invest in those garbage companies lmao >Thanking GoogleGood goy
>>735823839Trvke/ThreadRam is still overpriced slop
>>735823692>>735824153>>735824985>>735825348prices cannot come down yet because demand remains unchangedalso see:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jevons_paradoxhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wirth%27s_lawhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargate_LLChttps://time.com/6961317/ai-artificial-intelligence-us-military-spending/https://www.reuters.com/technology/pentagon-adopt-palantir-ai-as-core-us-military-system-memo-says-2026-03-20/
What went so wrong?
>>735807163>no NTRThere's the ending where Frog cucks the king in the Middle Ages and all the royals in the present are descended from him
>>735814013>>735811570>>735812763>>735808452>>735794089*sigh* Story goes, a man named Tetsuya wanted to make the next Final Fantasy numbering title a break from the recent games before it. It had urban elements, a dark science-fiction bent and comments on contemporary issues such as gangs, corrupt governments and class divide, etc. and it would have gameplay systems that haven't yet been tried in FF but instead in other genres including platformer-style movement such as running around and jumping thanks to full 3D level design and A free camera. Mecha robots and politics were going to be big gameplay and story components, putting this close to Armored Trooper Votoms, Devilman, or Space Runaway Ideon than Final Fantasy, about personal experiences affected by violence and the separation of church and state.The producer rejected Tetsuya's pitch because it was too dark and complicated for a numbering title. He said yes to another pitch with conventions from past Final Fantasy games such as linear progression from cutscene to battle to town to world map, contextual interactions that varied per level with identical inputs, and limited exploration on flat 2D planes with point A to B navigation. This one used storytelling and railroading to bring people from one FMV cutscene to another almost seamlessly. This was the interactive movie design philosophy as the producer wanted to use games to tell stories that could stand up to movies by copying them. This pitch was very much inspired by shonen anime and some level of social commentary on the environment but had a very classic Final Fantasy narrative on metaphysics and grand philosophical ideas.Tetsuya's pitch was good enough to get a dev team of young hires from other projects and a budget but Square suffered losses and mismanagement, this new game became compromised from what Tetsuya really intended. People still ask about the original vision Tetsuya had for his game in hushed tones.Being Tetsuya is suffering.
>>735793563>What went so wrong?FFX
>>735813996E33 isn't Punch-Out. That's not a problem for either one, they're just different. A turn based RPG with the Mario and Luigi jump dodge is not boxing.
>>735793563I haven't genuinely loved a Final Fantasy since IX. X was ok, but not really my thing, and it's been varying degrees of garbage since then.
