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>>730491263>PLAYANBlue Archive. Beat Tears of the Kingdom so now I'm looking for another game to play.>WATCHANTonight I'm watching Cyberbully (2011)>LISTENANMetokur's stream from last night>READANThe Sword of Kaigen>EATANNot sure yet. I might go to the hole in the wall italian place near me and get a pizza or something.>DRINKANDiet coke>FAPPANNovelAI monster girl tf storiesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>730491263>PLAYANTower of Mask>EATANSome home-made carbonara.The eggyolk kind, not the cream kind.
>>730491263Was there an attempt to censor the cig in his right hand? weird
>>730491263>>PLAYANskyrim nefaram, or at least im trying >>WATCHANnothing>>LISTENANsuicideboys>>READANorwell>>EATANcup noodles>>DRINKANcocacola with jack daniels>>FAPPANdid to some JOIComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>730504853>I keep going back and forth on trying Unicorn Overlord. Teambuilding aside is the story and gameplay decent?The story is ok. It's pretty much a "fallen kingdom while prince seeks revenge" story similar to Lion King or Hamlet. The gameplay is enjoyable if you like strategic games. It is auto-battle, which some people might not be into, but gives you tons of options with how you want to engage the battlefield. The main schtick of it being the game has dozens of characters you can recruit each with their own unique abilities and attributes.
Will indie devs ever start actually trying or is it just cut corners and shortcuts until the end of time
>>730510235Daily reminder that indie devs are worst that slopAAA devs in the following:- taking negative criticism triggers emotional responses first (usually quirky or plebbit tier sarcasm). by negative criticism ofc I exclude fag replies, kys replies, actual retarded "hate" and useless shit like "combat feels off"- they do not understand the importance of dedicated QA/QC and shits on them. when the issues are pointed out by the players, see the above paragraph. so full of themselves thinking they can both dev and QA- the in-fight in AAA is because of money, the in-fight in the indie scene is because of ego- AAA studios are out of the loop with what the player wants because if ignorance, lack of experience and the focus on money. indie devs know what the player wants, goes against actively and mocks the player in the open and directly- the indie scene is more affected by DEI and woke slop than the AAA scene. A AAA company of 1k has 100 wokies, a Indie company of 10 has 9 wokies.- the vast majority are in it for the money and the chance to jump into the AAA scene - nothing wrong with it. However, it becomes a problem when until you "make it" you virtue signal against it before going "ooops xD"- more scams happen in the indie industry (see kickstarter) and since as mentioned above, the ego takes the crown, no one calls it out as a singular voice. AAA studios at least pretend to rally for a common cause- they hate AI and use it anyway undercover. more virtue signaling
>>730525819how many indie devs have you actually spoken to?not discord or twitter, like actually asked them about what they're doing, their motives, etc?
>>730523681That's only three games and all of them are good
>>730510235there's like 5 games i can think of that even do the white blob meme and two of them have minimalist-y artstyles anyways (baba is you and minit) and of the remaining 3 i don't think one of them is even an indie game (ori)
>>730525989He gets all his information from twitter probably. Like any other conformist.
which one is the superior version?
>>730518119This
>>730512575Eleanor
Porn: burial at seaGame: both fucking suck
>>730512575>One single character keeps a general alive for 4 years
>>730512575I wonder how loose her pussy is after all those giant monster and nigger dicks. I bet it just flaps around in the wind.
Best game in this genre?
>>730526521system shock 2 ss1 is a better game but its not an imsim
SS2
prey was such an experience
>>730526521This and Mooncrash were pretty goodOnly issue is you outscale the enemies way too quickly that they just become trivial to take out
How come scythes are never fun to use in vidya?
>>730524021NinCHAD GaiCHAD 2 and NinCHAD CHADen 3 CHADzor's Edge would like a word
In video games, a slash with a weapon like a scythe passes through the enemy even if it doesn't kill them. In real life, you're not going to be instantly bisecting people with it, instead you're going to be getting them caught on the hook and dragging them towards you while they scream and beat you about the face with their club or whatever.IRL weapons aren't cool looking, they're effective (pic not related).
>>730524021Double Scythe in Elden Ring is dope and strong.The jump attack is so satisfying, feels like you're decapitating your enemy with a pincer cross, is also good because you can infuse both scythes with bleed and frostbite, bonus points because makes elitists cry as well with how you can kill P!Radahn without paying attention, I'm here to execute not dance.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDSpzsvAr0s
>>730526287>SL 192
>>730524021>scythe>look inside>longsword
The ultimate debate.
>>730517184Filoni bullshit isnt canon.
>>730475493That's why I love Helldivers 2. You are the bad guys.
>>730524678I really don't care for Duursema's later art.
Desert robes becoming the jedi uniform will continue to crack me up far into the future.
>>730526464can't blame anyone other than lucas here
Megidolaon
>>730522379what's my nigger Leoric doing in that screenshot?
>>730525653Kys psy opper
>>730525863kneel, peasant
>>730526475Boop doop scoop clap take a lap
>>730526642this conspiracy will be rooted out
PA PA PATAPON
>>730523802Are there any omorashi scenes in this game?
RATATAN
Is the PC port as bad as the steam reviews say?
>>730524053I haven't had any trouble with the timings, dunno what the fuck those guys are doing
>>730524053Apparently the timing issues only occur for people using specific hardware. I played through 1 and 2 last week without any issues. If it happens to you, there's a setting you can fiddle with to offset when the game recognizes your inputs.
Hows my library?
slop as far as the eye can see
>>730526410What is the orange one with the smiley face?
>>730526410>no xenoblade X>way too much bing bing wahoo>almost no indies at allI rate it a 4/10 at best. The only reason its not lower is because you have the Ni No Kuni games
>>730526659Enter the Gungeon.
>>730526410>Celeste>Fire Emblem>Xenobladeyou are trans
I am ambivalent about Klonoa Empire of Dreams. It still has SOME of the soul from the main two games, but you can start to feel some of the slop aura that would define the later two GBA titles. The presence of Huepow is a red flag, and definitely means this game isn't canon.
wahoo!
Nobody cares, shut up!
>PC gaming....
>>730524978is this game japanese
sorry fags grummz called this woke
>>730524978>giantess game>every single skin is just regular sized girl trying to be run of the mill sexyThis game is ran by fucking COWARDS and I'm not gonna let them forget it.
Woke goyslop....
>>730515937for me I had a very sick and weak mother growing up and had to take care of her since I was 10. I did not have a strong female presence in my life so this is how my body coped.I hate people who sexualize their moms.
When does it get good?
Has any game made you ragequit?
>>730525959no, not having control over your own emotions is something women or children do.
>>730526207house made out of cardboard
>>730526207the guy is white
>>730526753>american>white
>>730526351not feeling anger when you lose is something that women do.
Are you still using anything older than a 16xx nvidia gpu? What are you doing?
>>7305198191070 and will probably stop gaming after it desintegrates =D
I was but... It finally gave up.
>>730519819i'm using a 5060ti. my 1060 finally gave out on me 3 months ago.
I'm still using a 970 ten years laterStill plays everything I want to play
>>730520076>no more updatesI feel like that's a good thing for anything nowadays. I've lost count of the number of times my phone or windows or a game or anything updates and something fucking breaks or I lose some functionality. If a product receives updates I see it as a bad thing.
How do we fix the Soulcalibur microgenre?
>>730520184>adamantly refuses to have kids for fear of them being born taintedIvy might seriously demand to peg you.
Anyone got the old meme comic where Pat travels back in time, and he talks to his parents how much he loves his sister, then in the last panel fades away?
>>730493018>>730493291>There has never been a more sexually appealing character in any fighting game everAgreed. For me it's SC4 SophitiaShe's pretty much the most beautiful and sexually attractive woman that is humanly possible in the form of a videogame character.
It's just a blonde woman with big tits, relax
>>730525946>This is obviously the safest way for us to make love.>Surely you can take 12 inches
I recently got into 3D modeling, so I'm replaying some of my favourite games a bit to examine their assets.Replaying Dark Souls, I couldn't help but notice how many jars like this there are that are simply standing around everywhere. But for what purpose? I'm not gonna ask why they're empty, just like I'm not going to ask why are the boxes and barrels are empty, since that's obviously not done on purpose, but I have to wonder, if these jars weren't empty, what would they even be used for? What justifies their abundance in the game world?Here we see a couple of jars standing around in the undead asylum.
Rolling through masses of them is a feels good man.
>>730525609you need lots of jars when you don't have refrigerators yet.
the camo spell
>>730526512Blighttown has niggas in jars and New Londo has some jars too.
While most houses are petty empty except for some boxes or barrels, there are a couple that have some actual interior, such as this house in upper undead burg that might've been an eatery or pub. At least there are several tables with plates and such on them.
>The first boss is a fat cowboy lady with a club>The second boss is some silly dancing guy with weird hair>The third boss is some fuck with an axe for his hand>The fourth boss is some furry riding a giant lion>The fifth boss is some clown pirate who can split into floating body parts>The sixth boss is some weirdo with heart glasses, a trenchcoat and a pharaoh beard.>Etc.FUCK THIS SHIT!!!! THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!! Only because it is random that doesn't make it "funny".It's just weird. The bosses make no sense. They are just randomly generated. It feels like AI generated bosses.Fuck this game! It sucks! I hate this!They should have made serious pirate bosses and not this randomly generated 2010s internet "humor" bullshit.
>what the fuck, why does this game about a specific anime have stuff from the source material in it?!?!!!1
I miss old One Piece so much bros
>>730524138>I miss this randumb GBA gamewith nonsensical bosses so much bros
>”I miss this randumb GBA gamewith nonsensical bosses so much bros”
>>730517026That cover art is really bad. If someone who didn't know what OP is saw it, they'd think Luffy is the bad guy. He has that Robotnik/Wily energy.
Its mostly hated by fags who think Fallout 2 is good despite the fact that everything they complain about would feel right at home in Fallout 2
Turd golem shitjeet thread.
I mean my memories of FO3 are largely great outside of that one spaceship expansion and the original ending.My memories of FO:NV meanwhile are that it was completely broken on X360 back in the day. So I really can't act like i thought it was superior to FO3.
>>730526070The only game I remember crashing all the time on the 360 was skyrim. Though, getting into the ultra lux dining room in NV did take a couple of tries. Specially that room, idk why.
All I remember is being filtered by the subway tunnels. I recall following the quest marker and getting incredibly bored with the bland landscape and lack of story. Meanwhile on release I played through all of Fallout New Vegas and enjoyed it. I was incredibly hyped for Fallout 4 because I thought it would be like New Vegas, only many years after being disappointed by Fallout 4 did I really look into the game design and developers behind the respective games, post rationalizing.
>>730525325Games since the early 2000 present enemies as not being optional so normies automatically think they're required to fight the rats even though they're not lmao.
Does the Hades artist even know how to draw women? Are those supposed to be the same person? What the fuck were they thinking shipping this?
>>730525841She's way more stoic/calm and kinda naive in a cute way eg. she treats Skelly/Schelemeus 100% seriously as if he's really this heroic Commander and mentor, even other characters kinda joke about this (Chaos outright says that Zag was more amusing) or Odysseus tries to have her be more laidback and joking. Also she's really nice/polite/well mannered.
>>730522464ai slop
>>730523026>woman artist is attracted to menHow is that allowed in current year?
>>730525841She's boring as fuck.
The art has really gotten MUCH worse in the second game. And so many fucking items to enable spells to enable cards etcetc.. and overall worse weapons.How they managed to make Aphrodite look worse & make Chaos look like a KPOP artist.. I'll never know.Mel was alright, just a decent person stuck in a shit game
>video game with mass murdering = okay>just a little rape = not okaywhy is that?
>>730525204shut up hole
>>730515504It's unfair I know. Rape is just the female version of loneliness. Both are equally harmful.
>>730525413> nobody likes raperapists do
>>730515504I wish every single rapist and rapist apologist would get slowly castrated with a blind fork.
>>730525108you don't live in US we can tell.