Games looked better back then
>>729945789>>729946080She's literally better now cuz no teeth deepthroats would go crazy 6 7
>>7299461654 old is the best one. She looks so happy
>>729945789Being a woman must be hard. You're born and your daddy spoils you and makes you believe you are a princess, then you become a pheromone-filled teenager and everyone wants to be around you and fuck you, then you reach 25 and everyone ignores you or finds you annoying. Finally you become a granny, everyone thinks you're cute, but not in the way you want.
>>729945789>old2 > 1 > 4 > 2>young4 > 2 > 1 > 3
ARR ROOK SAME
I just beat the game, and I am surprised there is even debate about the final decision.The game is called what? Clair Obscur: *Expedition 33*.What is the goal of the Expedition 33? To save Lumière.In what ending Lumière is saved? Maelle's ending. Done, decision taken.What does the other ending entail? It entails not only commiting genocide of all people from Lumière, but also killing all the gestrals, plant life and all living beings from the world. You do more damage than a gommage ever would. "Oh, but they are not real because they are not narcissistic histerical gods!" Not my problem. No gods, no masters. The expedition above everything. Picking the Verso ending yields the same results as a Game Over.What is this dweeb even crying about? He should have been court-martialed for crimes against humanity, not told to play a piano.
>>729943886Trash
>>729938373You make it sound like he's chained to the piano. Painted Verso would have as much of a life as the rest of Lumiere. Monoco would also still exist if he wants a chat.
>>729903283In a game over verso is still alive though
>>729904510Renoir is by far the best character so thats why you abandon e33 to do what he would want.
>>729903283>In what ending Lumière is saved?Literally neither you dumb fuck.
Lucy New Year
>>729942237Me
The most obnoxious and annoying people you'd have ever seen picked Golden Deer on their first run. I have yet to be proven wrong
Man, I just really want a new FE to play. Any chance we get FW in like, march?I’m tempted to play Engage for like the sixth time but the vanilla is too boring now and I’m too lazy to figure out the mods.
>>729943378I think you meant Black Eagles.
Fuck diz gaem
I can't believe people is excited about this slop. 14 weapons yet they all manage to feel the same. Every single mission has the same objective: explore, get fucked, kill boss, leave. WTF? Who enjoys this.Yes this is bait, now post your Hopes and Fears about Kinoh 3.
>>729943960complaining about ki pulse is even more surface level it becomes concave
>>729884546Same desu be honest
>>729944089shallow already implies a concave shape, you mean convex.
>>729943645Because you don't need to, nioh fans are generally really insecure and bite at the most surface level shit
>>729936304NYOTENGU NAKADASHI
When did you realize that Silksong was a truly special game?
>>729911269First minute of the game when she vaulted onto a platform.
When I realized the game made no concession to journalist type of players. Also the parkour.
What the fuck were they thinking when they put those two niggers in the arena? Moreover, what the fuck were they thinking when they made you fight twenty tanky trash mobs each time you want to kill them? These bosses would all be much more enjoyable if I didn't have to either run through a third of the hazard filled region or gauntlet of trash mobs each time I want to fight them.Other that that I really like everything else, save for two mask hazards.
>>729942110never got this one.
>>729946272>What the fuck were they thinking"lol. lmao."
Whats the difference between a Warrior and a Knight?
What's the difference between a Wizard, a Warlock and a Mage?
>>729946243warlocks get their powers from some other powerful being i think
>>729946243Wizard : Studies raw magic.Warlock : Studies magic knowledge gained from some other entity, usually demons.Mage : Catch all term.
>>729943402If you asked that in non-gaming context, I would say a fighter is a profession, warrior is a permanent social identity, and barbarian is an outside-imposed description of a culture/lifestyle (more specifically, non-civilized in the literal sense of not city-dwelling). Here's a great quote from Ardant du Picq regarding warriors (they are shit, because their personal identity tied up to being warriors prohibits them from acknowledging weakness and pushes them towards displaying personal valour, when they are in fact still only human):>And indeed, in warlike nations there is a good dose of vanity. They only take into account courage in their tactics. One might say that they do not desire to acknowledge weakness.>The Gaul, a fool in war, used barbarian tactics. After the first surprise, he was always beaten by the Greeks and Romans.>The Greek, a warrior, but also a politician, had tactics far superior to those of the Gauls and the Asiatics.>The Roman, a politician above all, with whom war was only a means, wanted perfect means. He had no illusions. He took into account human weakness and he discovered the legionVidya tropes would imply these mechanical and fluff differences (the latter two aren't well-distinguished, but I think I've got something):>Barbarian: a character from non-state regions: lightly armored, aggressive or even reckless playstyle utilizing brute force rather than finesse, rage powers, tanks hits with high HP pool rather than mitigating damage>Fighter: covers anyone who fights as a way of life for any reason: ultimate generalist as fit to use bows as sword and board, twohanders, or dual-wield; fights 1-on-1 not afraid of using dirty tricks>Warrior: more specifically a professional soldier with organized way of fighting: high-quality equipment (heavy armor), group skills, drilled technique over pure physique, melee-only, focus on weapons of war
>>729946243>WizardWise>WarlockSucks demon 'ock>MageA faggot
Is she the most controversial Nintendo character?
>>729925931this. it's ridiculous to see people claiming at the same time : >she barely appears in game, followed by >she ruined star fox
>>729945761Why do you care about what other anonymous men, bots and pajeets think regarding the stuff you beat off to?
>>729927050It's obviously about in Smash. No would have an opinion on an Arms character otherwise.
Krystal and Renamon are going to be drawn forever at this rate. What I like is that newer artists never watched/played their original show/game. Both girls are just part of the culture now.
>>729925798I only played assault as a teen, and she was my crush back hen. so wrong. (her assault outfit is better than her adventure's one)
Gaming developers never try to be accurate or even respectful to the culture, setting, armor designs or mythology of Northern European history for some reason.
cant show whites in a positive light because of the usual reason
>>729944178Because it take a lot of effort and most people don't care for it KCD2 just came out >inb4: nigger npc And a lot of the actual criticism was, “It’s a well made game, but there’s no burning sword, so what’s the point?”
>>729944178>tfw wow tauren got me interested in native american culture but now no vidya has it because it's "too sensitive"I wonder if they're ever going to realize that not letting people have fun makes everyone hate them more and that stuff that's a random shallow mishmash can inspire people to pursue deeper understanding. Lots of huge breakthroughs in paleontology are being made today by kids who grew up watching jurassic park.
I wish someone would base a game on those old paintings they are so good
>>729946145We finally have the tech to make character and environment look like they straight form paintings but it's just not worth because normies only eat realistic slop
SAVE ME DIGGERMAN
>>729946220Interesting, but not concerning.
>>729945246Why is this post deleted but not the literal spambot ones in the pic?
>CC>she helloooooo trannies
>>729946220LET ME IN, LET ME INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
https://www.bing.com/images/createhttps://sora.chatgpt.com/explorehttps://gemini.google.com/appHttps://aistudio.google.com/https://novelai.net/
>another ai image dump with near-zero interaction between postersBizarre behavior
>>729945710isnt your country getting invaded right now lil brosort your priorites out
>>729945710It's just 1 spamming thirdieMods should be trashing this shit pretty soon as well
>>729946081We're not going to talk about the angry arttranny spammer with a bunch of gay furry porn?
>>729946257Aryllfag?
Is Xandir an accurate parody of The Legend of Zelda?
>>729945609We didnt know how good we had it man
>>729943249About as much as Wooldor is a representation of Spongebob; eh, kinda surface level but sure. I think there was a dark king or warlock as a Ganondorf stand in, and the princess looked kinda like some versions of Zelda. Xander summoning a tornado to fast travel was also pretty spot on. >>729943404That's not true. The movie sucked. The show started great, lost steam, and exposure to the shock humor requires the viewer to shelf it for a while before continuing or else edgy tolerance starts to build. They just couldn't keep up the energy and the wit of s1. Go back and watch it, it's very clever and understands the art of the joke; additional visual gags and double entendres or callbacks are made to densen a scene. For example, a 12 year old girl and donkey are present in many scenes of the show as Captain Hero attempted to manifest as one of the first ep's first jokes, unnamed and given no additional context in each scene. The only major issue I have with w lot of the jokes are its reliance on pauses or nothing happening for an extended period of time. I initially thought s2 was where the cracks really started to show, but I rewatched it a bunch recently and the AIDs Walk episode was top notch. I think my younger self was noticing how much the show ditched the original premise of the reality tv angle and how 1 dimensional the characters felt as a pure sign of bad writing. I do get annoyed that Clara's queerbashing or racism went from sheltered naivete to full blown cognizant and intentional, and I do get a little annoyed at how focal Clara/Hero/Foxy were to plots, but I know realize that's less of an effort problem and more that they wrote Toot and Lingling to suck and be one-dimensional from the start. I say they lost steam because the later episodes didn't seem to have the time*effort as S1 did when they, say, wrote Clara or Foxy songs.
>>729945650was part of our teenage yearsit has a lot of recognizable voices from hollywood actors of the 2000s in itand a lot of the jokes work really well in german
>>729944509>>729945609the sanitization of media is one of the greatest tragedies of the past 2 decades. it's sad to think there's entire generations of people that don't realize just how bad things have gotten with the thought policing.
>>729944279https://youtu.be/YtIsx1Js_vMhttps://youtu.be/mbuBK6-PQQchttps://youtu.be/LR49drQyLaI
Who here /hype/?
>>729940886many are talking about code vein 2
>>729945651they're talking how exaggerated the character designs of females are
>>729940718>Quantum Break was a 6/10 cinematic mediocre narrative game with awful game design and core gameplay>Control was a 6/10 cinematic mediocre narrative game with awful game design and core gameplay>Alan Wake II was a 6/10 cinematic mediocre narrative game with awful game design and core gameplay>FBC Fire Breaklol, lmao evenI don't trust nu-Remedy to deliver anything beyond mediocrity with some novel aspects here and there that makes it's agonizing to think of the unrealized potential.
>>729940718It's weird how Control completely flopped and nobody talked about it for years and yet now that there's a sequel all you faggots are suddenly all excited
>>729946304I just played it for the first time last year, what're you gonna do about it?
Stream: https://www.twitch.tv/finnrunsSchedule: https://oengus.io/marathon/frwinter26/schedule/frwinter26
benis :DD
>open f95>scroll releases for 30 mins>3dcg slop, RPGM slop, furry slop, AI slop>use filters>abandoned / 10 years worth of patreon milking>an hour wasted>close all tabs>repeat tomorrow When did the sexo games became so stale, bland and boring? Always the same style, always the same poses, always the same character types, always the same plot, always the same gameplay loop.
>>729945779would
>>729926520It's the same shit too. I swear the moment people found out about the "Phone NTR" game most AI slop games have been doing that. It's just lazy selfies that doesn't even take a hint of effort or creativity
>>729946008im conflictedon one hand i agree on the other most consumers are obviously adhd zoomers who expect instant gratification
>>729945937The fact that you can sell porn games at all on the worlds biggest video game distribution platform is pretty insane. Beats having to enter your credit card information to some scammy looking website filled with virus ads.Before Patreon and Steam, your alternates were pretty much flash games or untranslated Japanese games.>>729946029Makes it more annoying to find games. If I'm looking for good porn games, I don't want recommendations for good visual novels or whatever.
>>729926520porn market is pathetic because almost everyone are in it for the money hence the most generic copycat slop
>shits all over you're favorite slop
>>729946287Post the webm of him sucking his dick or of his mom smiling and waving at me.
GDQ soon, fellow /v/er.
>>729945536watching what, this fucking blows
>>729933210>gaming event full of troons>Doesn’t have /v/ favorite girl
>>729945980investigation into what you retard? where do you think the fraud is? dogshit charities are not illegal.
For me, the best speedrun was the terraria one. It was a complete mess due to out of control rng and the player accidentally leaked his steam name in the run, so someone (i know it was one of you guys) added him with a friend request, but it came up with the name "NIGGER" in all caps.
>>729945939>>729945925>>729945956I haven't missed anything I would have watched besides the Project Saphi (Crash Team Racing mod) showcase & this block, I suppose. Made a thread but I won't be able to maintain it since I'll be doing my own runs for a bit. >>729946315
>What are you currently enjoying on your Switch 2 /v/?>What are you looking forward to, or most excited for in 2026 so far?>Did you get anything in the eShop sales?
Which Zelda is the best Zelda and why?
>>729940320Smash ultimate zelda looks unique and also very cute. I'ma go with her for those reasons.
>>729940320Hyrule warriors
>>729940320Lttp. Fell in love with when saw her in the manual after my mom bought me the game.
>>729940320All on their way to see GANON :)
>>729940320Best in what regard?
I find it strange that this absolute clunker of a game, and there is literally not a single thing in it that works right, still somehow manages to be a comfy unforgettable experience I keep coming back to. I think the game captures the sense of isolation really well. You do feel truly alone, stranded on an island with dinos. The game’s sound design is really good actually, and the melancholic narration by Richard Attenborough genuinely makes it feel like part of Jurassic Park lore. It still has that magical atmosphere of the first 2 movies. If nothing else, you should go listen to it just on its own - youtube.com/watch?v=E6fgLbSw7AoThe janky physics-based gameplay actually plays into that sense of isolation really well, even if unintentionally. Because it’s so hard to execute virtually any action, and they don’t work as intended half the time, there is zero sense of empowerment you usually get in a video game. Sure, you have a weapon, but you can’t actually rely on it. Hell, even picking a weapon up can be an issue, let alone using it consistently. It is extraordinarily realistic in that regard and you’re always on your edge, a single raptor can spell your doom.The ambition was great, and though it didn’t work out in the end, you can’t help but admire it.Also, looking down at booba to see your health is a very kino UI.Fun fact: this game was among the first, if not the first game to use bump mapping on textures.
>>729943601Is that what you used?
>>729944063I used your mom.
I miss games with dinosaurs. We used to have the Jurassic Park games, then there were Turok games, Dino Crisis series. Monster Hunter to an extension. There was always some game with dinos to buy.
BIG
>>729945790DINO
Which game has the strongest start? I find DaS1 quite comfy, but DeS is just top notch with the castle being invaded, a bunch of weird shit lying around and a big fucking dragon just wrecking shit up The dragon in DaS1 just feels like he's there doing his taxes or something, like it's a job. I dislike it. And the location is kind of clean. I haven't played Sekiro nor Bloodborne yet.
