Only Ada has a better design the rest are far worse
>>736414301The voice ruins it
Games that give you a bonerWebm: The first descendant
>>736407573source?
Second life unironically mogs whatever this goonslop is
>>736414079proof?
>>736414236https://world.secondlife.com/place/38ec2cfe-9745-6946-7dda-e77575858dd0
Why do so many fags flock to the hetro titty threads.
What are ya playin? I've been doing some world tour in SF6 for the DLC characters because I hadn't touched the mode since before any of them came out. I'm also playing a lot of sagat in ranked. SF6 is a great game if you're mid at fighting games and i'm a high gold low plat shitter
>>736413190>>736413223Sounds like it should be a fun diversion at least kekCurious about how the characters will interact with each other desu>>736413226kekI see...
>>736401981oooof the smell...
I cannot crosscut DP and I'm about to have an aneurysm then next time someone figures that out and just does crossup jumpins nonstop
>>736389169Despise her in +R, don't mind her in Xrd or Strive. I've never felt compelled to play her.
idk much about dizzy but I like that her abilities seem based on fire and ice duality.I love that in video games
>the game - has a solid little story with a pretty poignant theme. The Lumas sacrifice themselves when Bowser's hubris threatens to destroy the galaxy. In doing so, they teach that destruction leads to creation, death creates life, and life is a beautiful cycle that repeats with unexpected variations. >The movie has literally nothingHow did they fuck this up this bad?
>>736384218>>How did they fuck this up this bad?it's illumination, all they know how to do is bright lights, loud noises, fecal funny, outdated pop culture references, and throwing in something from the 80s or 90s to avoid being called zoomerslop.
>>736386737It's Peach and her lost sister's galaxy featuring star fox.There might be a castrated mario cameo in there just in case peach feels like girlbossing over him.
>>736384218>the game - has a solid little story with a pretty poignant themeRead a book, anyYes even the low tier womanslop modern smut Read a fucking book
>>736414198>throwing in something from the 80s or 90s to avoid being called zoomerslop.>And yet, it still fucking ends up as zoomerslop crafted by kikes
What if Mario stayed a silent protagonist in the movies
Age: femaleGender: AsianRace: 17
>>736414059your parents said the same thing about you
for me its honkers
>>736409537>asianop: retarded
very funnynow make a proper DoA thread
>>736414219Who the hell would call their kid "DOA6"
But now it's time to come home.
>>736414030It's not really about having to learn new things, if you're a sweaty player (1500+) you're already knowledgeable about the game. It's about them fundamentally changing the way the game is played and its identity. The game is just kind of unrecognizable in its current state to what it was only 3 years ago. It's not bad, not by any means, but the path they've put themselves down can't be undone and if you're an AoE2 purist you are being pushed out of the game by it in favor of a new audience.In which case - it's time to go back to voobly.
>>736388808you've convinced me to try starcraft 2 again, chadcampaign only, of course
>>736414191Holy shit you're stupid. I'm not gonna explain it to you.Don't reply to me again.
>>736414252>It's about them fundamentally changing the way the game is played and its identity.I hear exactly what you say, and to me it sounds like this:>ABLOOBLOOBLOOBLOOO I HATE CHALLENGEThat said, fuck DE anyway and fuck anyone supporting Microsoft raping the propped up corpse of a classic that was fine as it was with modern day predatory business practices.
>>736414287Its okay, I accept your concession. In the future maybe think before posting instead of putting your retarded ramblings onto the board. Typical garbage player to be honest.
well, /v/? do you have the smeary ass medicine?
Dead Patient chapter 2 surely soon
This kind man saved a girl from a rapist by raping the rapist.
sachi was a weird retcon
>>736414053most of blood drive were really weird retcons heavenly host functions completely differently in blood drive compared to blood covered, and the whole set up, that heavenly host should've disappeared after the survivors left, is something created by blood drive satoshi's monologue in the true end has him musing that they didn't really accomplish anything, heavenly host was still consuming countless people and they were just lucky enough to have escaped there's also the ghost kids being completely absent outside of the yuki photo, which is bizarre since again in blood covered yuki states that they're inseparable from the school at this point and should logically have been wandering around as per usualbut nah actually sachi was behind it allnever mind that blood covered very heavily implied that the school had a will of its own, both through the constant shifting, darkening, and with kibiki's observations
>>736400342Dumb bitch ate drywall, what did she think would happen. And this is only slightly exaggerated to what she actually did
It's over
>picture of that nu-startrek hologram woman
>>736410559Halo fans will be there to sympathize with mass effect fans when it all turns to shit. At least it couldn't get any more retarded than this.
>>736411479>>736413557see Star Trek: Academy or the one that just got cancelled recently
>>736413943>get a few brewskis and sit down with your boyoyos on the coucherino>have a good night laughing at the shitshow>kiss them goodbye and climb into your bed (5'11)See, it's actually very easy to enjoy these shitty shows that we have so many of today.
>>736414267Cringe take.
I feel my life wasting away just playing all the old games I never played before. It's an enjoyable game, but it's hard to keep going, when there's always 1 more world after you think you're close.
>>736410193WHY THE FUCKING HELL IS NOBODY PAYING ATTENTION TO MY FUCKING THREAD?
>but it's hard to keep going, when there's always 1 more world after you think you're close.There's only 21 levels, it's a short game. Takes 10 hours to 100% it, maybe 7 if you don't go for 100%.
>>736410193>it's hard to keep goingAnon the game is very short and it never drags itself enough to be boring. Maybe the theme park and TV Power levels do? But that's because you're supposed to open the shortcuts, save and come again the next day,I'd say finish 1, skip 2 and play 3 its really freaking good, you can't discuss it on /v/ tho.
>>736413515Because you didn't start the thread with porn, twitter screenshot or some clickbait angry headline. That's all the zoomer infestation on this site cares about these daysBut anyways, ape escape is actually insanely short. They literally stop you from fully completing each level by limiting the amount of monkeys you can catch. Plus all the backtracking with gadgets, so I have no idea why you think this game is long
>>736410193Why are you playing 1? That's the worst one. Play 2 or 3 first.
Repeat after me.Sonic is Character Action.Character Action is chasing ranks. Not mindless mashing of combos.Now get a fucking clue.
>>736414086DMC1 is an hour & a half long. It's the best on virtue of its length.
>>736411130Mario is character action because he's a character who acts
Character Action isn't a genreImmersive Sim isn't a genre
Fire Emblem 6 is a character action game
>>736414254Damn you got me..................................... ........................................................................................except Rivera The Promised Land is undeniably Character Action as well.
Japanese devs have found the optimal male and female bodies
>>736413978>webmNow that's kino of the highest order.
>>736414168>Titfuck irl is just alright, not life changing.You're supposed to oil those sisters up.
>>736413761Game??
>>736413761Mr Magu looking ass.
>>736414216NTA but the problem is you're just fucking two oil lumps of fat that have no real friction and just give away to the slightest amount of force. That means to apply any grip they have to be constantly squeezed together by either you or her, and it still doesn't really feel as good as a pussy/mouth etc. It's just kind of an overrated thing that looks better than it actually is. Might as well fuck their thigh or armpit while you're at it, will probably feel better
>naysayers are calling this a Ubisoft clone
>>736360992Looks like fake fun
>>736361021>Is that dragons dogma?you know damn well it isn't
>>736408285I don't know. I only used it in the main story mission then once I realised it was useless I got out. I'm at the start of chapter 11 now so I don't know if I'll need to upgrade it. Hopefully not.
>>736407896>mechanics that interplay with each other.Such as crafting and cooking 60 things so you can fight a boss after killing 80 bandits?
>>736360992>op powers but enemies are all basic ass fuck soldiers that can't do shit against said powersyup, looks like ubislop alright
>Gets revealed and my knee jerk reaction is "wow a minecraft clone about 15 years too late, yawn">Everyone i know gushes about it to a degree i have not seen since Expedition 33>Okay fine i'll give it a try>Tfw its the perfect balance of whimsical slice of life and melancholy ennui to an almost 1980's Ghibli-esque level>Absolutely eats up my time and put every other game aside to devour it with all my free time, even got honestly a little choked up at the ending after finding the full story out via exploration>My biggest complaints all sum up as "i just want more of it".>Ends up being the game that made all my friends finally buy a Switch 2 when all the shit like Mario Kart turning into open world sloppa failed.Much as i would like to see them take this formula to something like Etrian Odyssey, Monster Hunter or Final Fantasy or something i would absolutely love a sequel set in Jhoto or Alola. Was anyone else surprised this ended up being peak sovl?
>>736413803Eh?It was just Dragon Quest Builders, but with fewer mechanics and a Pokemon skin.
>>736413803Scyther looks so weird with his little head
>>736413803>Was anyone else surprised this ended up being peak sovl?No, it was pretty obvious from the reveal that this was gonna be peak. It was sad to see how many people have not taken the Dragon Quest Builders pill. You should give the sequel a try, it's the more expansive of the two. Pokopia has it beat in vibes and charm, but I still think DQB2 is the better game overall even though I'm more attached to Pokémon.
>>736413803>Pokemon fans when they get to play any other genre of games besides the main game snoozefest
>>736414364lol yes
How would you fix this franchise?
>>736413723>Drop the entire animus angle.>Fewer or no cutscenes.>More assassinations, procedural assassinations, full freedom on carrying them out.>Strategic control map.>More stuff to do with the ship.Basically turn it into Shadow of Mordor with the magic Tolkien ring shit replaced with sailing.
Stop milking it already and end the modern day story.
Hire a solid writer and design an ezio/desmond 2.0 that we'll play with for a few titles. These new protagonists are absolutely ass and not memorable at all
public domain it
Make an exciting, character-driven game about working as an assassin in a historical setting again, instead of these open world fantasy RPGs with a wrong logo that they've been churning out for the past decade.
We're ALL playing ManoSaba before localizers and vntwt trample all over it, right?
>>736409014>>736409920>witch who hates humanity for literally genociding her entire kind has been plotting revenge for centuries>spends a year? a few years? hanging out with two girls in middle school>aw shucks humanity's not so bad. i take it all back
I can't stand anything yuri, it's extremely tranny energy. Except when lesbianism is a brief warmup for harem sex, that's based.
>>736413643Death to all YURINIGGERS, it's a pipeline to trannyism.
>>736405845retard
sherryhanna forever
>>736413709America is hardly the fattest country in the world. Europe is pretty much right behind it now, plus even China is going through an obesity crisis that is set to make the US look alright by comparison.
A&W is the best option for quick burgers unless you want a baconatorLeaf btw
>>736413902Stupidest comment ever made on the internet. I've been to Florida. I've never seen people so fat. You dont meassure sizes in small, medium or large. You meassure in elephant, elephant x2, elephant x3, elephant x4.
>>736411918Holy shit this is the most american thing I've ever seen. Why are they like this? Can't they just pause the game for a few seconds to eat a few fries? Or better yet, eat food at a different time when they're not playing videos games. This shit is some hardcore american goyslop pro globohomo dystopian nightmare fuelAlso I'm so tired of large corporations being involved in video games in anyway. These people never cease to show the world how retarded a clueless they are about video games. I miss the time when video games were a niche hobby. Large companies have destroyed this industry and turned it into the wasteland that it is now.
>>736411918'MURRICA!FUCK YEAH!
I personally hate racing games, but I fucking Split/Second. It's without a doubt a masterpiece when it comes to racing games and I wish we had a sequel
No more cracks, just bypasses. What a sad ending to what was once a great scene.
>>736414013Keep on riding friend
I don't think the scene's dead, it's just in need of some new autism.
>>736414159Just need the right CEO to think he can replace the wrong autist with AI/indians.
>>736414159the bar has risen astronomically compared to the '90syou didn't have games running on VNs and phoning home back in the day. or accounts that could get banned, leaving you with a paperweight
>>736389953Then end yourself loser
Snootgame 2 when?
>>736413859You're among friends here anon, if you want to stick your weiner into a silicone wolf pussy then we won't judge.
>>736384473I hope this is rape
>>736388121Doesn't she sell her body and is fucked/raped in the very trailer of the game?
>>736413063>i used her daily but it tore up from usehow in the actual fuckI know WD's silicone is softer than BD's (which is usually good but does impact durability a bit), but still that's almost impressiveI only ever hear of tears on extremely tight BD holes because the guy using it is too thick
>>736414185You never grabbed someone by the throat with love anon?
What are yours, /v/iggers?topsters.org for this format.
>>736412783Forgot image
I should specify it's the Sketchbook demo for Pragmata, of course.>>736410452Dark Souls II in this year?
>>736384826I only just picked up the hobby again, but still..... Am I retarded?
>>736413508There are better games for a first timer but those are good ones.Lots of driving games though you may wanna diversify a little, and Stephens Sausage roll is quite advanced for the standard puzzler.I'll make you a 3x3 hold on.
