please keep andy threads on /b/thank you
>ylylOFFENSIVE COMEDY ONLY NO TIKTOK SHIT!
>>24758989LOL. What a gift. I needed that today. Thank you. :)
>>24779812Kordhell - MURDER PLOT
>>24780849Has nothing to do with empathy. The dog is useful alive. The pig is useful dead. And now they have a dead dog and a live pig.
>>24758995anyone know the name of the song in this?
Girls taking a shit
you guys should commit suicide as soon as possible, you're unwell.
>>24772728Source?
>>24780018get back to one of your ten thousand tranny threads in the catalog pot, before you call the kettle black again. I mean seriously, you're posting on one of the most degenerate boards on all 4chan complaining about women pooping when there's 100 incest / tranny / gay / blacked / tranny rule 34 shit in the catalog.
Women taking it all the way
>>24776507You're a fucking retardThere are men out there where that same wife would be excited to deepthroat and would do it without asking.And then there's men like you, "who have to ask". You cannot negotiate desire with a woman.
>>24776507Ask her about it and talk about what turns each other on. If she's just flat refusing to give you head, that's a problem. She may need you to do something for her as well as people may not feel moved to reciprocate their partner's needs if they feel theirs are not being met. For me, I just told my gf that I wanted us perform more oral sex on each other, and I started eating her out more too. Additionally, some people need time to work through whatever hang ups they have so I'd ask her directly. For me, I have always had an oral fetish and it took me reframing deepthroating away from just rough facefucking (my preference) to what she enjoyed, which was "servicing" me as a submissive desperate to please her Daddy. It wasn't what I originally wanted but it turned out to be something new I enjoy too.
>>24776507Nothing turns a woman on like being told you would "really appreciate" having sex with her and linking her to some Medium articles
>>24773772sauce
>>24765269>how do I convince my girlfriend to do thisHow does she feel about face fucking/deep throat?Have a conversation about what you're into, find out what she's comfortable with. She will have things that's she's enthusiastically into, things that she is into, things she's pretty neutral on, thing's she will do if she's "dick drunk", things she's not into and hard NO's.Anything she does try that you like, give positive reinforcement.The reality is that if she has a gag reflex, it's not going to happen in a matter of weeks or even months, she may want to do things like squeeze her thumb in her hand, brush her tongue with her toothbrush to lose her gag reflex.If she isn't comfortable with the idea of throat fucking, but will try and take all 3.5" without any assistance, then you will have to let her go further by her own accord.She will lose trust in you if you try pushing her head down, if you try holding her head down, if you try taking advantage of her in bondage, if you take advantage of her when she's drunk. Be prepared for things like gagging noises, dry heaving or even being sick when she tries, real women aren't like the drugged up women you see in porn.
Gapes, prolapses, big insertion. Only str8, no gay or trans
>>24771945they commit sudoku before reaching 40 yo because the lack of motherhood is enough to push them over the edge once they're past sexual prime.
>>24775383>>Look into the fag community who have been doing this stuff for 40+ years and you'll see the disgusting shit that arises in old age amongst many of them.>> Pics or it didn't happen
>>24775383there have been more than hotkinkyjo araound. remember the first one i came across was named bubdzia. my girl have been doing assplay for a good while. the key word is carefull. take time.we also do not do long dildos, but rather girth. I think when you stretch the colon skin by the sigmoid you'll have a problem. also forcing prolapse is not wise. its been a while since last assplay, but then she took 11 cm diameter in the ass. having analsex today is all normal. the muscle can be extended 20 cm diameter max
>>24778287> bubdziaI was a member of the rosebutt board back around 2000 as well.
>>24746365>Only str8, no gay or transMy dude... Trans is gay. They're the same picture.
im the baaaaaad guy
>>24746994I volunteer
god i want to feel up her fat fucking sweaty d cup tits and fuck her lip glossed whore plump lipped mouth then ravage her pasty white ass with my dick
>>24778378>d cup titsyou have no idea how bras work. no way in hell she's less than an F or G
>>24762258I can think of worse
>>24766665>>24767155Would love to see more!
HMV only, no pmv shit, no black shit, schizos out
>>24760395>>24773165>>24777098The hentai source is kanojoxkanojo, but no idea about the hmm, searching the song Do it To it and hm bring nothing. Gives us sauce my man plz
>>24780846Ok, so you aren't at fault. The censorship you see in JAV and Hentai today is thanks to the Americans, they imposed puritan laws onto the Japanese population after WWII
>>24780830Akane wa Tsumare Somerarer
>>24780866That's BS kek japan had regulated sex and prostitution since the 1800s and was always in sole control of its obscenity laws. no evidence that america did that.
Ruined orgasms, with him vs with you all that good shit
>>24771487god imagine how good that must have felt in order for him to bust that quick
>>24771585Second on the source
Rate my whore and post yours
Thought about how there's lots of cum compilations but there's almost no fap compilations
>>24759878I don't see a point in a school girls skirt if she's not clean shaved
Rate it
>>24778269Oh well that suxs ... do you have more? She has a fuckabke body.
>>24778269Austin, Texas
No pegging since there's already a thread up for that.Hard mode: no JAV
Anyone got any Lilu vids? What ever happened to the hand job threads?
>>24780411lilu isn't particularly dommy and there's the occasional lilu thread but it's always the same stuff
white girls twerking, acting ghetto, or displaying their lust for BBC
>>24781593More
>>24781642She has a nice ass
mutilated, skinned, dry, callous dicksbonus if you can see the destroyed underside of penis or lack of frenulum
Uncut dicks look so fucking disgusting lmao
>>24780734Uncircum bot.
I love jerking my circumcised pp knowing uncut anons are obsessed with me desu :3
>>24780743You have 3 gay uncircumcised dudes on your hard drive
What a shitty whiny little bitch thread. Cut/Uncut keyboard warriors suck DICK (Literally, cause it's all you fags talk about.)Thank god this thread's about to archiveJews, Americans and Male rights activists should be banned from ever using the internet HERB'D
You know you want to, you Freudian degeneratesI need that webm of Lady Fyre in the green dress tho
bump
Idk what else to say...seems pretty clear
Do you just mean like no blood?
no half measures, knew someone who had his face torn off by the train because he got too close but didnt go through withregardless, you're here for a reason, to end is not the reason I think
