>>2677663

Respond to this post, please. I didn't type it all up for nothing.

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>>2678299

>>2678589
10/10 body, 8/10 cock, 2/10 face

>>2672593
Dorian Yates won Mr Olympia six times in a row and never worked out for more than an hour and a half at a time, 4 times a week. The diet is difficult though. 6 meals a day during a bulk or maintenance of a heavier weight. Steroid injections are only three times a week. You are exaggerating a lot here.

>>2678241
Literally just had this happen earlier. Vid wank with a UK 19yo, he's cut, so are his brothers, doesn't remember or know why.

>>267601sauce on this?

>>2644700
That particular grundle is so hot. Both even

>>2670476
Yes!

>>2670477
nice view.

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Pornstar cock

>>2674257
All in my mouth

>>2677679
dude wtf that is gorgeous!!

>>2674964
Wait. Is it not normal to precum? Because I leak hard every time I jack it.

>>2677577
Perfect desu

>>2678006
nice dong but the face... looks like a pooner.

>>2677845
contex for this vid?

>Be me, enlisted in the Army
>On a small American base in Poland
>Download Grindr
>See a guy on there who is only a few hundred feet away
>He is my exact type, 5'10 white twink with a bubble butt
>We exchange pics, that night we are fucking in his 12-man tent that he has to himself.
>I breed him raw with nothing but saliva as lube.
>We keep fucking until I have to leave the area,
Yes, gay sex happens, just like regular sex happens. People are horny and are going to fuck no matter what the rules say about fraternization or adultery. I also live near a naval base and have fucked countless navy guys.

>>2678291
>have fucked countless navy guys.
beefcakes or nah?

>>2678291
Are you perhaps black?

https://thisvid.com/playlist/142934/video/nerdy-guy-playing-with-his-ass/

the early 2000's was great for those real nerds with big cocks

>>2677633
https://www.xvideos.com/profiles/snarky2

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>>2678585
Agreed. For some reason it feels like the early 00's had way more authentic nerdy guys. Maybe they're all transitioning now or something.

need a white nerd top bf with bushy cock

>>2677874
I relate to this. Bi but go through phases of super-intense lust for big cock. Don't care what they look like so long as they have a big dick. Back in the Craigslist days found one, but he was pretty hard on the eyes otherwise, chainsmoker had a gnarly moustache and goatee and he really wanted intimacy and deep sloppy kisses. I couldn't do it. He's let me suck his beautful dong but would never fuck me because I couldn't do the kissing thing. Sometimes I wish I had just downed a few shots and went for it.

>>2674313
I'm getting to know a wonderful woman, Catholic, lovely girl, very pretty, yet I find myself fantasizing about fucking men even though I KNOW I'll feel disgusted with myself afterwards. Being bi is a fucking curse let me tell ya
I don't want to be like this since I caught gonorrhea some months ago

I love being caught and used in abs porno arcades and theaters. I love to act surprised and shy when they follow me and whip out their cocks.
The aggressive ones are my favorite, that just keep pushing and think they're making me do it. Developed a huge fetish for cock on nipple play because of one guy.

idk if this is a confession but I wanna suck cock so bad, just cant because im afraid of hurting the guy, I have a lot of broken sharp teeth inside lol


this is why I only resort in eating pussy and ass if I get a boy whos horny, damn it sucks being a teenager. I just use my mouth in both ways through words and eating someone out, surprisingly it works and these mfs somehow really get attached, but I just want to suck dick...

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This might be a bit disgusting for some of you but i often went to my neighbors house and he was a hardcore league of legends player. I would be playing something else on his room while he played league. One time he really had to pee in the middle of a match, he complained for a bit that he couldn't leave, i gave him a water bottle and he actually pissed in it, told me not to look so i unfortunately did not get to see his cock but after some minutes i couldn't control myself. I made the excuse that i was cleaning his room (that actually had some trash lying around) and i pretended i was disgusted while putting the piss bottle in a plastic bag. I went downstairs and inside a bathroom with it and drank the whole thing, his salty piss made me cum in seconds. This neighbor was so hot he awakaned many kinks of mine without even noticing.

i yearn for porn that's literally just one guy sucking on another guy's balls and ass - not even a blowjob but I wouldn't be mad if that's going on at the time, too, but primarily, just snuggle up to the ballsack and spend 15 minutes licking, sucking, sniffing, nuzzling... I need it

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>>2677058
>you're probably in worse shape + not white

>>2677898
Amazing pic ! Now without the socks please

>>2670796
>l reuteri
status update. I investigated this pretty thoroughly. Possibly all reuteri strains work somewhat for this, but 6475 specifically has a lot of anecdata for phat nuts. Possibly it has something to do with upregulating oxytocin via the gut brain axis which in turn cranks up natural testosterone production in the ol' sack. 6475 is patented by BioGaia and is available in their Gastrus product (alongside strain 17938 which seems indicated more for general GI health) and solo in their Osfortis product. Problem is CFUs and 'liveliness' are a problem in off the shelf probiotics, they are usually underdosed and what you do get are not exactly dead but aren't well suited to flourishing in the gut. you can fix this by using the caps to ferment your own yogurt or superjuice. the yogurt is not actually recommended as some facebook nerds have done DNA tests on reuteri yogurt ferments and overwhelmingly the results show that most of what is in the yogurt are contaminants (even though the yogurt tastes fine or whatever). There are way better results by fermenting with a carrot-polyphenol blend. there is a facebook group called 'Probiotic Yogurts' that has recipes, or some of the recipes have been copypasted to r/reuteriyogurt so you can find them there too.

Basically you take some carrot-pomegranate juice, adjust the ph to 5-6 using baking soda, add a couple caps of reuteri then ferment in a sous vide at 100F for 36 hours. The result is a ridiculously concentrated reuteri product with 10s of billions of cfus per mL. The advised starting dose is a teaspoon a day. I've been working up from a teaspoon to two tablespoons over the past 10 days. I am hornier than I've ever been, in love with every man I pass on the street/in the gym, and my nuts are probably 30-40% fatter than they were before I started. And I am having crazy-ass psychedelic sex dreams every goddamn night now. This is the real shit globohetero doesn't want you to know about.

>>2678700
so basically this is an 'all natural' phat nut enhancer that doesn't cause leydig cell toxicity or whatever the fuck other random damage that random plant extracts maybe or maybe aren't doing to your balls. and it costs like $40 to get enough caps to last you a lifetime (freeze some juice from your ferments and use it as starter for future ferments). maybe $60 more to get sous vide supplies if you don't have those.

also if you try all this and get a histamine reaction try switching to BG Protectis which is just strain 17938. supposedly it is a non histamine releasing strain of reuteri.