Are you pathetic and lonely like me? A thread on handsome male escorts. Share your experiences if you've hired one, or just share hot escorts you know working. Here's first one I ever hired circa 2018. I got plowed during a random freak storm in NYC. Mf left me feeling all kinds of warm.
>>2710755>So you would meet up in like a gay bar on Thursdays or approach and ask if they want to get together ?They would do gay shit with each other, not with members of an invading military, lol. That’s not to say there’s no gay stuff in the military or that nobody ever fucked around with locals, but I was talking about strictly Afghani on Afghani homosex.
>>2709144Whats his hourly rate?
>>2711926Well, I have mostly fine facial features, thick eyebrows, big eyes, small nose and a bit of beard, also curly hair
I have hired male bodybuilders to beat the shit out of me and wrestle with but never have engaged in anything beyond that. I'm into girls for sex but guys for dom.
>>2712119post pic or fake and gay and gtfo
Men wearing suits and poking out their dicks to be precise, but any men wearing suits is welcome
>>2696578>>2697408>>2706341>>2707880>>2707882Want to fuck them
>>2696574>>2696578Great old man>>2696833>>2697408>>2706329Small cock still need love too
>>2709668Now that a man in a suit
>>2707881>>2707882I need to see this man's cock and balls
Recently been accepting I’m a bit bi-curious, usually into girls but seeing photos of dudes spreading their hairy thighs to show off their boners has been undeniably hot to me. Haha please share similar if you have any
Butterface™ the thread...Not really into hairy guys –really into hairy women though – *insert shrug emoji*>>2704799Amen...>>2703767What he said
I can only cum with my legs spread like your bitch.
>>2707223>>2707004>>2707003>>2705838>>2705837Drop dead gorgeous men would all of them
Pictures of guys in Speedo's / Swimwear
>>2711082Oh man he's perfect >>2711079>>2711078>>2711077These guys are pretty hot too
would choke on ginger/redhead cock any day of the week
Ginger Pubes Are Acceptable.
>>2708645He's a tech guy on youtube
Men with their legs up
Post big hot cocks wearing a condom. With or without cum.. Is it just me or you also get turned on by a hot cock in a condom..?
>>2708347wtf
>>2712153Damn.
>>2706972>>2706987You would make the perfect pillow to snuggle with
chastity cages thread.
>>2710370If you squint your eyes it looks like a squirrel
>>2711634not even king arthur could pull me out of you
>>2711429>>2711358Update, i have ordered one, it arrived, I now have it on and I am very turned on
>>2712062god anal feels so much better when you know you can't even touch your dick
I love wearing mine while I give head. It's even hotter when they slap my balls around a little
The best way a man ass should look
I don't believe in people being born with a sexual orientation, there's no evidence for it. I just wanted some consensus on who is a conditioned gay, like myself. I'm 33, so about more than half my life involved porn, because I was such a beta loser that I had no game with women. I do have memories of gay thoughts before watching porn, but after consulting a sex therapist this year, he said it's normal for kids to be curious about male and female bodies, so he said that doesn't count for my actual orientation. I just wanted to see if there were men like me who pretty much made themselves gay. I have tried the no fap thing and rebooting, it's a joke and doesn't do anything.
>>2710061Is the "gay gene" in the room right now?
>>2710603>Evidence You probably think that "COVID" actually exists
>>2711346Learn to read
>>2712031elaborate?
You can't make yourself gay you fucking moron. Thats why conversion therapy where they literally torture children doesn't fucking work. Or have you ever heard of a camp where they make people gay!? That would exist if you could become gay. Yes your therapist is right its not an indication weather you're gay or not, children are curious by nature and that curiosity is what leads to discovering weather we're gay, straight, bi, trans or whatever. It took me 30years to discover i am non binary, mostly because i didn't know about it. And guess what, if you watched gay porn as a child, found to like it, but where pressured by friends, family and society to fuck women, get married and have kids... still means you where gay from the start.
We’ve all heard your first time stories. Now that you’ve got some experience, share with us the last hookup or kinky encounters you’ve had. Mine.>Meet this DL dude on Grindr. Says he’s all nervous because he’s married which is ovbvious because he’ll contact me, make plans for the following day then disappear for a couple months. >Contacts me out of the blue the other day. Starts sending pics and wanting to hook up. >I take the opportunity and clear my schedule. >Dides dick is amazing, not bit, maybe 6.5 inches. Bit perfect for me because I’m a skinny 150lb dude and struggle to take big dicks anyway. >We agree to meet at this abandoned quarry. Never anyone there and it sits on a hill where you can see cars coming from far away. >Thinking he’s probably going to flake, I prep my ass anyway and head out. >He’s staying in contact and looks like he might actually go through with it. >I get there and it looks like nobody’s been up there in weeks. Perfect. >I wait a while and see a truck heading up. It stops and he messages me again asking if I’m there. I say ye and he says he’ll be there in 1 min. > My palms are sweating and the truck starts moving and pulls up. >Out hops this thin, fit 30 yo. Dirty blonde, ear length straight hair. Gorgeous >My dick is already hard and we start fondling each other. He says he’s been craving my dick for months and wants it right now. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>2711887What was the average size you seen?
I've never been fucked before but always known im a bottom whore just too socially anxious to act out on it but that's changing. I'm gay but here's the thing tho, im on grindr and there's almost no gay guys? It's almost all closeted bi guys in relationships, transvestites/transgenders, furrys/diaperwearers, and much older guys, and druggies, ppl from out of town and its all the same 50 ppl with 10 yr/o pics, and for w/e reason all of that shit turns me off. Where are all of the gay guys? I dont want my 1st time to be with some weird bi dude who claims in his profile he doesn't have sex with men but does so anyway? I'm gonna die a virgin and im ugly as sin which compounds the problem but man being gay is not that great unless you gain an education and have social status otherwise your pool of men are other hideous DL men
>>2712139Welcome to being gay outside of a major urban area. This is why most of us move out of whatever shithole we grew up in as soon as we can.
Was at a gay sex party and there with some people I know, they left and I was wandering around and there's a kind of average to skinny build old guy (45?) head down ass up on a long sofa thing just kneeling there, I grab a condom, put it on (my dick head is really sensitive, uncut, so need either lube or a condom) and ram my 7 inch (6 inch around) cock into his ass and start thrashing it hard and fast, haven't fucked anyone in ages and I'm full of sexual rageI don't cum, but it was fun, throw the condom onto his back and slap his ass, people were gathering and watching, someone was behind me lining up to go next, smelled his arm pit bit it was smelling like perfume or deodorantI went around a bit to see what was up, after a while he was still there alone so I went back in for seconds, jackhammering his ass, one foot on the sofa pounding his ass, a short built guy comes over and shoves his cock in old man's mouth and we're Eiffel towinging him, a 4th guy comes behind me and swipes against my ass hole with his finger and I feel his hard cock on my ass cheeks but I'm not in the zone for getting fucked so I let him take over fucking old guy, my original condom is gone so I rip off my one and throw it as hard as I can onto his back, it makes a wet slap sound - was hot
met a dom girl online, she invited me and 2 other boys for a night of fun, basically arrived at the same time with another guy (he was cute af) we entered the door and she was there waiting. put us all on fours right away and made us crawl to the bedroom 1 guy was already laying face down on the bed in her gowns (i took a quick shower at her place cause had a long travel there) me and the othet guy got dressed up by her in different colored stockings, put a blindfold on me and him and made us crawl to the bed on all fours, then started spanking us with whips, pallets, her hands and eventually she grabbed my ass first, lubed it, started fingering it and put a prostate massager in, did the same with the other 2 boys, after that, she removed my blindfold kept the other 2 guys on, made me suck one of their dicks, while she played with the other guy whos dick i was sucking, and the 3rd guy layed under me and i took his dick in one go, he was like 20cm atleast she was very impressed and called me a good boy, so i was riding him and sucking the other guy off, lots of minute passes, tells me to get on my back and puts one of the guys dick in my mouth as she takes out a strap-on and fucks him for some minutes. eventually im sucking his dick, or rather throating it as she fucks him, hes moaning loudly *cums* i drink it all up, we sit there for a min to clean a little, "your turn, boy" she says to me makes me arch and takes her big strap-on out around 25 cm kinda girthy too, fills me up with it and goes ham, in the meanwhile the boy who was there first, kneels in front of me to suck him off, tells the dom girl "omg hes so good at this" as i keep sucking him, he also gently caresses my cheeks and my hair while im being pounded, the 3rd guy who came, was playing with the girls tits, some time passes, turns me over to my back, i keep sucking the guys dick, as shes still fucking me with a strap-on, then starts to jerk me off, i cum and she makes me eat it from her fingers, was fun
Post guys pleasuring themself until they shoot their loads!
>>2711793That's so fucking hot! Sexy thick ropes dude!
Decided to have some fun after tanning.
Post musclechub / thick / dadbod typesNot a space for full on chubs or older daddy types, aim for under 40, with that solid mix of muscle and fat.
>>2700908I would love to stick my tongue in his huge ass, he's so fucking perfect
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>>2706752go see a proctologist, bro
>>2701886Walmart Jontron>>2712104>>2712105A well stuff strap
>>2712086Sauce?