Pick Location>Riverlands: Many hills between them are rivers many tribes and clans try to lay claim to this area as the rivers provide many benefits. Raids are commonplace. >Fertile plains: Flat land as far as the eye can see. Rain is very common allowing crops to flourish. A great lake is at the center of the plains. Lack of materials and terrain make it hard to build structures.>Rocky Mountains: Harsh steep environment filled with strong beasts. Very defensible locations but there is a lack of easy food. Pick Race>Human: Balanced and adaptable have no problems with affinity in most skills. Major diplomacy bonus with other neutral humans. >Orc: Orcs live to fight; they raid for their most technology -5 to research rolls. One extra army action per turn.>Troll: Ugly tuff beasts with strong regeneration. They fear fire as it stops their regeneration. They excel at charging tolls especially at bridges. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6397025Also doesn't help that some of the most active/enthusiastic QMs/players here have literally been bullied away from /qst/ by other anons for reasons that are ultimately really trivial. But when traffic slows down so much that the average quest is rocking 4-6 players, just 1 or 2 of them acting like dicks is way harder to ignore. I havent been here terribly long, but I think if mods/jannies had been stricter, sooner, in dealing with bad actors, it would've really helped protect this space.
>>6397057I feel like it's still more of a # of users issue - if there are enough people, the morons naturally get drowned out / ignored
>>6397059Right, I agree - but it's a downward spiral, I guess, is what I mean. As the general population has declined, dickheads have gained a larger relative footprint, making the space less welcoming to new QMs and more tiresome for older ones. Really a shame. Obviously all the different factors at play have been talked about to death in the /qtg/. Just the way of it. I happen to still really like the 4chan interface, though captcha is more of a drag than ever. I have resisted trying out akun because it looks ugly and a little confusing to me, and I mostly mobile post which I suspect exacerbates my issues with the layout. As other anon suggested, I think we should push to be allowed back into /tg/ or something, at this point.
>>6397072> I think we should push to be allowed back into /tg/ or something, at this point.Only way really. Though obviously mods would need to do more work or it would even have to be a custom "label qst threds as such, only 3 - 5 allowed at a time", etc.
>>6397057I'll admit I haven't seen most of that, simply because I don't often venture in the qtg, despite having been questing since around 2012ish, but yeah, whenever I've ventured into qtg I do see drama. If I didn't peek inside a few times a year, I wouldn't know that soj had art drama and apparently people think he is a pedo or gooner slop QM or something. Or that so many people hated Souv besides me (I love/hate him). Or any number of a million other things. But frankly qtg was like that even back on /tg/ to some degree, people had strong opinions on quests and writing and dice mechanics, some drama ensues, etc. It just didn't matter because we had sheer volume of people back then.>low player count4-6 players isn't that bad for a quest imo, it is basically the cozy zone. The ideal place to be for the average quest, so long as you get replacements occasionally to fill in for people who's interest drops off. It's only really bad for QMs with bigger egos (don't mean this in a mean way) who need the engagement to maintain their interest. But it is dire when the majority of quests on the board are in that same state, even really popular quests seem to drop off to that sort of player count after one or two threads. And yes, a couple of assholes in a low population quest can definitely kill it.>stricter janniesEh, I am really thankful they are so neglectful honestly. Outside of taking care of that one pony!scatporn/ultra!racist thread spammer and outright flamers, I've found the presence of mods to be rather oppressive. I say this as someone who is generally a good actor (I've only received a 1 day ban a single time for off topic discussion). Like, as someone who thinks anonkun is WAY too full of power fantasy smut quests, I think it is stupid that posting lewd quests earns you a ban. At no point were /tg/ or /qst/ ever as bad as akun, imo. And even banning people who flame others is just liable to have half the population ending up banned eventually, which in our present state, is not a good idea.>>6397059Agreed, you can ignore/filter threads or people. The fact of the matter is that our fate was sealed the moment we got split off into a containment board that receives no new features or technical support, and doesn't cover enough subjects to have broad appeal. Community initiatives to attract new people came too late and weren't sustained enough to really make a long term difference. Plus /qst/ has better (barely) alternatives. Even if akun has the shitty infamous kascode and similar lack of new features, and SB/SV has a different culture and very slow quest updates (once or twice a week is normal for 'fast' quests there, once a month is more normal, plus regular and frequent hiatuses), making it better suited for a different format of quests, like plan!quests or managerial/strategic quests (though at least discussion is fast, even if updates aren't).
Not everything is what it seems…An image was created, but few will truly understand what’s hidden within it. There is a secret, a code… maybe even a path.You only have 23 days to uncover the mystery.We are looking for intelligent people who enjoy exploring technology and uncovering the unknown.If you enjoy mysteries, challenges, and have a sharp mind, this enigma is for you.Tip: look closely, think outside the box… the answer isn’t where everyone is looking.When you figure it out, everything will make sense.Good luck.
that's not a quest, go post that shit on Twitter
You have journeyed much, in these lands most strange; these unending mountains whose peaks stretch towards the heavens. Through ridge and pass you have gone, by valley and crest alike, over leagues unnumbered of blackened stone and roaring wind. What remained, then, but to press ever onwards, towards some end unknown, unseen, and scarcely dreamt? Lo, and upon the farthest verge of sight, a mountain beyond all telling, whose sides were as sheer walls set against unending skies. Thither you were drawn, compelled somehow to climb it, to ascend beyond, and gaze upon what remained above...yet before your feet could touch that dread ascent, one trial most great remained; a narrow path, a ledge upon which one could scarcely stand, poised above gulfs unfathomable, whose stygian darkness struck the surroundings with a force most like light.What narrowness it was, what blade-like edge which stood as your only road. You could not cross it with what you carried; you could not cross it with all you brought. You could see, in the distance, possessions much alike; replacements most plentiful, of quality far greater! But how should a soul one so readily abandon that which had brought them through all that was? What hardness of heart might it take to hew one's lifeboat into lumber? To turn one's cradle into kindling?No will so greatly weighed, none save the will to live.You search the resolve to do so inside you; you drive your will to muster strength. What littlest burden may you carry, that shall find you the grit to walk?You awaken.
>>6402471Muskets:>Bonino de Gusta>Esteban de MirracasPikes:>Enrique de ArbureteKnights (wing):>Gironimo de AyonKnights (troop):>Gautier Dessany
>>6402471>CHOICE FOR MUSKETS>Select one/two of the veteran captains (If so, specify which)As much as I'd like to try something off the wall like utilizing De Mirracas's sense of situational awareness and timing to better utilize a formation of knights in spite of having no experience riding, it's just for the best to utilize De Mirracas and De Gusta in roles they already know and have had success in. They class up from guns to big guns. It's simply natural.>CHOICE FOR PIKE>Promote a veteran from the company (Quality will be rolled for)I like the idea >>6402475 has, since his notable talent seems to be wasted just holding the line (though he could very well fill the gaps in said unit, and he's clearly capable of holding the line)>CHOICE FOR KNIGHTS>Select one of the veteran captains (If so, specify which)This one's a bit complicated I think.Gironimo de Ayon is unquestionably the most experienced and most capable as an individual as far as actual command and execution of heavy cavalry is. Yet he's also a petty noble, of the exact same kind that were described as being distraught over us dumping the top quality kit on common draftees, especially considering how much of a proportion of finances such armor, weapons and horse means to even a man like De Ayon. I think if we went to him and said "I want you to lead this jumped up rabble that thinks they're you" he'd find it unpleasant at best and at worst an intensely demeaning appointment, practically an insult, and we're already having to convince him to come.Meanwhile Dessany, while still a middle class equite and probably no more accepting of the situation, would at least be getting a sizable boost to his situation. He might grumble, but he's still getting a significant promotion above where he once was so he can't complain too much. He at least knows his way around horses so there's not as much to adapt to.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6402608>middle class equite Isn't he a foreign mercenary who disobeyed our orders to go secretly ransack a village?
>>6402626He is. But he owns his own horse and our Sargento Mayor personally knows him and trusts him to not be completely retarded, and in character, we don't actually know he did that.
>>6402471Muskets>Select both of the veteran captainsObvious no-brainer.Pike>Promote a veteran from the company (Quality will be rolled for)This is a vote against Enrique, I believe he would be put to better use in another unit in need of reinforcement. Knights>Gironimo de AyonThere will be issues, but if we can get around them then it will be worth it. Main one would be convincing him, which would necessitate bringing him in on the plot.
One moment you're in the Barrens, cheerfully scraping mutant bug goo off your crotch plate with a sharpened hubcap.The next, your body is being crushed from all sides into a single dimensionless point.No pain. A distant, vaguely malevolent sound like God cracking His knuckles, a flash of rainbow colors, and then--Green.You have never seen this much green. Your HUD tries to pinpoint your exact location via GPS and gives up after a few tries. The external sensors lick the air and do something they have never done before in their entire operational life: find nothing wrong with it.ATMOSPHERIC ANALYSIS COMPLETE. Toxins: NONE. Radiation: NONE. Particulate: CLEAN. ERROR -- results outside range of last 5341 DAYS. Recommend immediate sensor recalibration.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6402453>RZ7RLq5/That's me, and I am not trying to engage in bad faith at all. I hope OP comes back, and my only ask has been to leave Dsicord drama out of the thread and to focus on fun adventures.
>>6402453I'd wait a day or two more at least. OP disappeared for a week last time and came back. Or, use this as inspiration and run your own quest, can always use fresh quests on the board.
OP here. I'm still alive. Just been locking in at work lately so haven't had time. Will post update soonish.
>>6402655Glad to hear it, QM!
>>6402655YEAH BOY!
Here you are, like many times before, breaking a sweat in front of a grill — doing what you do best. That’s right, you’re cooking some burgers! The most special kind. A recipe of your own creation. One that surpasses every other single one. But you can’t boast yet without every single one of your hobos’ approval! You’re nothing without them, and if they don’t enjoy it, there’s no reason to do this. That’s why you called Ruby and Suan De back to the apartment. One quick testing session before everyone arrives. Your teammates are stuck in traffic so there’s time to prepare everything for the party AND get those two’s consent for your nameless burger. Then Matilda will be next! You’ll show her the superior burger!You’re not naming the burger based on the team (You don’t apologize to Bubbles.) It’s a placeholder. The name you came up with was rejected, and the hobos’ suggestion was so offensive that you won’t give it the dignity to list it here.Regardless, your judges have arrived...“I meant to arrive early, but I was delayed. My apologies.” Suan De bursts in like she’s about to do the most important assassination mission she ever had. “What’s the emergency?”“Johnny, I’m here as well. Whatever you need us for, we are ready.” Ruby hurries inside.“Good. I need your opinion on these.” You show off the incredible hamburgers your twisted mind has prepared.“That’s the emergency…?” Suan De feels cheated. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6396716>Celia will join the team! She’s gonna be a great asset to saving the world!>Celia is going to have your babies! Wait, who wrote this prompt?! Your mom?!Mom, that’s your answer for everything! ‘Son, sweetie, make sure your lady takes her fertility drugs at least a month before your date night, and that you abstain and eat lots of spinach, citrus, and tree nuts during that time!’ Come on!
Nothing is going to stop Celia from spelling out this oath to the whole world! You can see the unwavering determination in her eyes. She’s an unstoppable force who won’t ever back down from keeping this pledge to you.“I’ll help you enact revenge against your psycho dad.” Celia’s eyes are full of determination. “And don’t give me any of that ‘you don’t have to’ crap or something lame like that. I want to. Damn, I have to! I’m not letting any motherfucker get away with hurting you.”“Celia, this is very kind of you in a twisted way, but I don’t know if it’s worth the effort.” You scratch the back of your head. “Don’t get me wrong, the guy is a tool. But he’s pretty much a non-factor right now.”“That’s your problem right there. You got this idea in your head that you can move on because you can endure it, but he’s weighing you down, Johnny. And running with shackles on ain’t really freedom.” Celia looks down to the street. “Or your style.”“Did I sound that dejected when we were talking about it?” You drop your head.“I can’t say for sure. When I saw you there, I felt like I was watching my reflection. It’s scary. To be so in tune with someone and what links us is hopelessness.” Celia admits. “A bastard ruined our lives and no one made it right. The world moved on. End of chapter. Justice doesn’t exist and crap. And you feel like you have to move on too...”“I can still do something about it…” It wasn’t your priority, that’s all. Right?“Yeah, same, it didn’t stop me from feelin’ like crap though.” Celia shrugs. “But seeing this reflecting on you… it was worse… like my stomach was burning. I was beside myself. So fuckin’ angry. I wanted to throw my plans in the dumpster, find this bastard and…” Celia scratches her head. “...You don’t deserve this bullshit, man. You don’t deserve to feel like... me.”Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6396832“Like what kind of future?” You wonder. “You know, one where you and I… Huh… Uhm… UHM...” Celia’s determination begins wavering! A thought so lewd crossed her mind that it flusters her. An entire future timeline of events clogs her brain. “You okay there?” You’re worried about your fellow Beaniesaur.“I wasn’t thinkin’ of anything!” Celia starts panicking.“That’s worrying in a way.” You look concerned.“S-Shut up. W-What I’m tryin’ to say is that I’m NOT thinkin’ of any babies or stuff like that!!!” Celia is getting even more panicky.“What?” You raise an eyebrow. That’s not something you have heard before, barring certain situations… “I mean, we could talk about it. I don’t have a job, but…” You have some assets in the entertainment business!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6396833Thanks for running!
You are Princess Myrcella Baratheon and your problems are too numerous to count.Where do you even begin? Your older brother Joffrey is a charismatic sociopath who enjoys torturing kittens to death. Your younger brother Tommen, for all his good moral character, lacks anything resembling a spine. Your mother, Queen Cersei Baratheon, is a witless imbecile who has convinced herself that she's the most intelligent person in any room that she walks into. Your so-called friends are all your mother's lapdogs, well behaved handmaidens who tell your stupid bint of a mother everything you talk about. Your father, King Robert Baratheon, is prone to rage and drinking when he's not fucking his way through every whore in King's Landing. To make matters worse, the one human being in all the city you could rely on, who cared enough to hear out your troubles and offer grandfatherly advice, just dropped dead. Old age and a sudden sickness, claimed Grand Maester Pycelle, which might as well have been code for foul play in the height of summer, when his wife and sickly son remained hale and hearty. The one good thing that came from Lord Arryn's death was how mutual grief warmed your relations with your oaf of a father. For all of his many faults, and for all that he ignored Lord Arryn's advice, your father certainly loved the man."Took you under his wing, did he?" your father asked, and you pretended that he'd always been so interested in your daily life. "I'm glad at least one of my children could appreciate his council."If only your father appreciated his council more. Then perhaps you would not have heard the servants whisper of debts accumulating at horrific rates. Instead of saying that aloud, you simply say, "Joffrey doesn't have the temperament to sit still and listen."Your father snorted like a boar. "No, he doesn't, does he? Proud as his mother, that boy...""And he rages like you in the yard," the words left your mouth before you could stop them. Fortunately, your father took it as a compliment to your brother, and not the criticism of both their petty tantrums as you meant it to be. Joffrey hated losing, and when you couple that with his only modest talent in swordcraft... well, he tended to explode with rage. Still, hearing that lifts your father's spirits out from mourning, if only a little. "Does he now? That's good. He'll become a proper Baratheon yet."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
No time to post tonight. Instead, enjoy the Official Myrcella Quest Conspiracy Iceberg.
>>6392773This is greatI love this
>>6392250>Visit the Godswood. Lady Goldenleaf wanted you to pass a message to her student.Duty first.
>>6392250>Visit the Godswood. Lady Goldenleaf wanted you to pass a message to her student.We need to keep our promise before anything else.
Was good while it lasted.
With the Tournament of Power brought to a close, the Seventh Universe has emerged triumphant once more. Led by the Saiyan warriors, the Seventh's victory was secured. And with the wish on the Super Dragon Balls used to restore the other universes that were eliminated and erased, the final hidden trial was passed, and all eight of the universes up for elimination were allowed to remain. Yet, even with this victory, peace doesn't last in the Seventh Universe for long. As old hatreds rise and long-buried grudges resurface, will you have what it takes to keep everything you've worked the last 28 years of your life to build? Or will those who seek your end ultimately triumph? That all depends on you, and your choices.You the players will (most often) control Karn. A Saiyan man who has grown from his lowly beginnings as a mid-tier Saiyan Brawler with a sub-3000 powerlevel in Age 733 to become not only the strongest Saiyan of his time at AGE 759, but also personal friend to the former emperor Lord Freeza, father to over a dozen powerful and unique children, a mentor and teacher to his fellow Saiyans, and the indisputable winner of the Tournament of Power. Wielder of the Berserker Soul, and the powerful Stand Divine Dragon Force, you're fully equipped to handle any threat that comes your way. But what will you do when the threats aren't always physical, when you can't simply punch all your problems away?Character sheets and other info: https://controlc.com/46ec566dhttps://pastebin.com/u/GrandDragonQMArchive:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Saiyan+Conqueror+QuestHelp fund quest art commissions and get exclusive side stories as well as artwork by joining the patreon for only $1/month at https://www.patreon.com/GrandDragonQMQuest rules are as follows(unless otherwise noted):>30 minute vote times>Pick ONLY ONE option when voting>Dice rolls are all best of three correctly-rolled diceComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
24 hours to go!>>6392801Oh yes
>>6392056>Getting mind controlled by an authoritarian cannibal tyrant into sacrificing your people for his dinner (Or Space Moloch, we don't really know what those bones were for) would be pretty embarrassing, yeah.I wonder if it’s enough to make her people to want her out of her position as a queen.>>6392153>SOMETHING was stripping those bones clean. Whether that was Kryat, or someone or someTHING else, is yet to be seen. Is it Kryat the eldritch horror or Kryat the servant of an eldritch horror?>And she'll probably want to suppress it, unless it becomes more politically valuable to reveal what happened and that their queen wasn't the one ordering these changes.How many people “disappeared” because of Kryat’s order “on behalf of the queen”? Are they all dead? Are parents of Illind'r dead? I’m very curious.>>6392237>BINGO! Komand'r CAN'T act against Ticho, she couldn't have been the one to send the guard.Yes, but how Kryat became her trusted advisor in the first place? Did he mind control her from day 1 or perhaps before that happened he promised her something? Like for example that he can make it happen that Ticho will return to her. Would this break the Dragon Pact if she did not act against Ticho, but instead she just let Kryat do it for her? "Rules lawyering" the Dragon Pact.
>>6392651>Your beam of sunlight proving just as ineffective as every other element you've tried. Even your fists have had no effect on that monster, as at your every attack you've tried, it turns into that strange smoke and reforms its body elsewhere. And that smoke is immune to any of your attacks, as if this monster isn't actually REAL. “What ARE you? Tch. Chaos Magic: Time Stop!”>But even stopping time itself doesn't seem to affect the monster, as its body reforms with a roar. That’s really impressive property. No wonder Hoi wants to control this monster.> “Come forth mighty Archfiend!” your son Kazuburo calls out.It’s nice that Kazuburo is already strong enough to provide some help against such threat.>>6392654>“An evolution?” you say, surprised as the monster's colors change, turning yellow and purple with red wings. But its colors are the least surprising change, as its power spikes more than tenfold!I wonder if Hoi could control the monster after it evolved. Can this enemy can evolve over and over again? If it facing something that harms it, forces it to improve, so the longer the fight goes on, the more dangerous Hirudegarn becomes.>>6392657>But as you're sent flying, the monster vanishes, turning to smoke once more. And then it attacks you from behind, slamming another limb into your back before you can sense him reform.It’s not just stronger but it also attacks with more skill. >A dark, sinister magic suddenly begins to infuse the monster, even its very body infused with that energy turning it shades of blue and black as its eyes glow a bright, sinister pink. And an all-too familiar symbol appears on Hirudegarn's forehead. “What the hell? Shit!”Scary. Someone really wants Hirudegarn to win.
Soon>>6393477A good question, who knows?That's to be discovered.Rules lawyering works if you follow the exact letter of the pacts.>>6393479Yes, Hirudegarn is extremely difficult to pin down.As far as 'canon' goes this is Hirudegarn's final form. But, perhaps it can grow even stronger?True. Wonder who? Or, more importantly, why?
It's time!>>6393518
Hello, new QM here! Please let me know if I'm doing something wrong or have made a mistake! Choose Character >Character 1Born in Mistral to a small family running an eatery for the factory workers. The local gang known as The Crazy 88 demanded higher protection pay until your parents could no longer keep up with the demand. After their third failure, the Crazy 88 killed your parents and took over the building.You managed to escape, and as you sought for protection you met your mentor, Pai Mei, a brutal instructor who turned your body into a weapon, an instructor of the marital arts and brutal practicality. He taught you the way of the sword and the fist. Instead of being a huntsman, you took his teachings to fulfill your revenge. Not just The Crazy 88, but anyone involved with them down to the boss himself, a man only known as Bill.You met many people and learned many things on your path to revenge, and creating your own style of combat. You killed the leader of The Crazy 88, O-Ren Ishii, one of five targets on your hit list but you fell unconscious due to your wounds. When you woke up, you were chained on a hospital bed. You were charged with 57 counts of First Degree Murder and 31 Malicious Damage With A Deadly Weapon Without A License. You expected the death penalty, seeing how corrupted the court was. At least, that’s what you thought…You were given an offer by none other than Headmaster Lionheart, then smuggled into Vale. There, Headmaster Ozpin gave you an offer: Give up your revenge and become a huntsman and become a ward of Ozpin or face the law. You took the offer in a heartbeat, but whether you truly gave up your revenge or not, that remains undecided…Reference: Kill Bill, Bruce Lee, Ip Man, Martial Arts MoviesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>A voice calling for someone. [Ruby Rose]>A quiet rustle [Blake Belladonna]>A loud rustle [Weiss Schnee]>A sound of shotgun shells [Yang Xiao-Long]>Write-in
>>6400300>>A voice calling for someone. [Ruby Rose]
>>6400300>A quiet rustle [Blake Belladonna]
>>6400639Can change to Ruby. Let's get going.
>>6400639>>6401427Votes changed and counted
THAT. WAS. INCREDIBLE!!! THE LATEST EPISODE OF TADIPC KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK. The lore, the drama, the shipping! It had it ALL. You could barely contain yourself, gripping your $30 Prism plush tight to your HAES chest as your favorite characters were subjected to MINDBINDING TORTURE by the fun-loving-but-struggling-with-whippet-addiction AI Ringmaster Cairn-Eval! You are perspiring heavily but you RUSH your mouse across your desktop (which lacks a mousepad, thanks DAD) and quickly navigate to your favorite board, /Objs/. THREADS ARE UPDATING WITH LIGHTNING SPEED. YOUR CONFLICTING FICTIONKINZ CAN BARELY CONTAIN THEMSELVES. THEY ARE SO LOUD WITH THEIR DEMANDS....EURGH>>>>UGH.....YOU CAN'T HOLD THEM BACK ANY LONGERTHEIR POWER....IT'S OVERWHELMING!?!?!?!?WHICH DO YOU CLICK ON?Chex: I CANT BELIEVE youre WASTING all of your TIME on this NERD STUFF. I mean, Mother-Gooser appreciation thread? I'd say it was FREUDIAN but NONE of these guys were born from a DUCK, the most you could say is some of their MOTHERS looked like a horse. Still...better than the Chex/Prism Thread, who knows what those FREAKS get up to in there...yeah dont pick the Chex/Prism Thread.Grail - Grell/Joker/Nagito/Grim Reaper - o(≧▽≦)o KYAAAA - DID U C TH WAY THEY XPLODED xD i was like O_O whn Rydjock wus spun on tha 0 Gravite till his arms went ZOOOOOOOOOOOM. no blood tho (￣ヘ￣) letz pick TADIPC IS FOR BABIES thread, i bet thas a real bloodbath xD.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6390115Your assisted-learning mathematics FictionKinz steps in: Qwik-Mafz. His street-smarts helped many urban-and/or-underperforming students to duck the ever-scanning bureaucratic eye of Public Education. You took a liking to him and even his voice joins the Choir.
>>6390119you begin...to SOUP....UP!!!!
>>6390170You are now face-to-face with a Scottish Dinosaur Edu-kinz that can give you information on anything you'd like. Note: he's only able to access information you have access to and have knowledge of. Please understand that our host is in a fragile condition and may know more than he realizes.The good news: You can call The-saurus at anytime you like. It's Thesaurus. Blarney the Thesaurus. None o' those nonsense hyphen's ye add everywhere ye can. Right. Right. Thesaurus, easy to remember, hard-to-gogle see? everywhere. Yeah, our host has a fondness for hyphen's. As I was saying, you can now call Thesaurus at anytime you like to ask about anything.The bad news: You have to use the entire phrase. If you fuck up even a little bit of it, you can't call him. This is why You forgot how to do it in the first place, you have a ton of these phrases and you don't remember ANY OF THEM.Maybe we should make a place tae write it doon?Maybe so. Maybe one of our Congressional Fictionkinz wants to get off their fucking ass and do something for the constituents of our Host. Maybe we even have a writing Fictionkinz of some other category, but we'll never know. At least, we might. How do you even work like that anyways? Do you know all the groups? Maybe I dae, but ye didnae call me did ye?Maybe you can fu—I would be your gentleman caller, so please do please entertain me, O Terrible Lizard.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6390199 The "Souped-up Mode" is whin our regent supreme takes a freshly made Maru Maruchan Ramen and devours the entire thin', bowl and all. This came aboot only after Maru Maruchan started makin' edible soup containers after Mr. Pajamas In Public was uh...eatin' the bowl.His temporary disposal caused Maru Maruchan stock prices tae drop four tae five points on the regularThat much...? How is he alive...?Master is resilient, rather than born a coal-miner he was born in a coal-furnace. His glowing heart forges each day in the ever-diamonding pressures demanded of him.His heart is glowin' due tae the sodium.Anyways, ye can call this up tae three times per day, provided ye've the requisite ramen bowls. He keeps plenty o' spares and a portable kettle within his Cat A Back Log. Ye can access that at anytime tae either see or use by sayin' Cat A Back Log Up!You have to say "Cat-A-Back-Log Up!" every time. EVERY TIME. EVERY. TIME.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6390236you're done. you finished. you click so many eggs in such a short time that the sheer force of your movements blended the eggs into various colors. You're pretty sure your friend won't mind. They just wanted a bunch of eggs. Easter Eggs. A bunch of clicked together Easter Eggs with nothing inside them. You reach the far recesses of your limited mind-space to search for whatever reason they might have for needing pure colored, plastic easter eggs with nothing in them.You try to stuff down the angry voices of your parents, lecturing on whatever they would find stupid or a waste of time. It's not easy being more than a turd, but you're doing your best. Standing amidst the other eggs is a large, Solid, empty easter egg. It came pre-Clacked. Your empty mind doesn't wonder what it does.Perhaps we should try out our newfound Edukinz ability, Master? Craymond railroadingly suggests.You realize you're free to do whatever you want at this point, there's a gnawing feeling that the Egg might be useful and the other __AURAS__ might also reveal some sort of utility for you. Alas, you are a FictionKinz democracy.oh aye, those are aye run well.
Tywin Lannister, Lord Paramount of the west, Lord of the Westerlands, former hand of the King, and now widower at the same time as becoming a father of 4. He had sent them away, all the servants and the maester and the guards, even his eldest children who would not stop pestering him on the state of their mother, of his wife. He stood alone, in a room with a corpse made such by two children, a second pair of twins. Had it been just that, so simple as to have another set, perhaps Tywin could have stomached this loss, given time, given something useful in exchange for this loss that threatened his stone like face. Mismatched eyes, twisted body, a head that no doubt brought the strain that killed Joanna. A dwarf, a crude misshapen slap to the face by the seven who are one. He could hear it now, the laughter, the jeers, the name of his house tainted by this thing that had no right to exist. He was considering letting the sea take it to whatever the Iron born called a god, when the second shape made a grunt and shifted. It was normal, beautiful in contrast to its twin. No blemish, no misshapen features, nothing but an average baby. Tywin wondered what gift he had that made Joanna’s death a worthy price, what talent or trait would pay for the blood spilled. Tywin let out a grunt and set the two aside, walking to his wife. His fist clenched until his knuckles were white, his nails threatening to cut through his palms, before with a shudder the tension left him and the Lord of the Rock turned and exited the room.“Clean her, prepare her for the funeral.”“Yes Lord Tywin…and the infants Mi’lord?”Tywin shot a glare down at the nursemaid, who flinched away and was about to scurry off when Tywin said “Bathe them, dress them, whatever needs to be done. I will retire to my solar, do not wake me unless there is something urgent.” He said to the servants, before walking away, the air cold in his wake.Though not spoken of, for fear of earning the Old Lion’s Ire and from understanding a husband’s grief, it took Tywin a full day before he remembered to name the children.The dwarf would be named Tyrion, weather to grant the child the mercy of a proper Lannister name or to attach the named of a tormentor to him, no one could say save Tywin.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6402489>>6402490We're either going to become instant fast friends with Stannis or bitter eternal enemies with absolutely zero inbetween.
>>6402490>Asha found dead from boredom in a nearby chair by the morning
>>6402493She would know by this point to start stealing relics or planning what to take on the way out to avoid critical boredom build up
>>6402541>"Your wife is stealing my cutlery.">"She does that sometimes.">"Does she think I do not notice?">"I think she hopes you do."
>>6402615New threads peeps
You are the Blood Angel. God sent you to the mortal realm with a mission. To lead a bunch of humans to their ultimate fate.There are only about 8,124 humans in this planet. They are scattered in 2 big groups.One is the Floggers. They enjoy a diet of Bone Marrow, Bats and Thornberries.The other is the Prangs. They enjoy a diet of Goldfish, Anemones and Softbark.Increasingly they are in conflict with each other.The rest of the population are various monsters, amongst them Orcs, Goblins, Gnolls and a small tribe of advanced Ratmen. They vastly outnumber the humans, even the ratmen.The main Flogger settlement is on a continental island.To the north, there are Sand Pikachus. They eat Corn.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>betray god and exterminate all sapient life form, bredding mortals, reshaping a new murder race in my image>The Floggers, for now
>>6387646>The Floggers
on moonless nights, white lilies wilt in the dark
>>6399228I’m curious. What message boards? The ones on Wolf Quest? I would be very surprised if the town we are in has a specific message board. Then again we don’t know how populated this town is. Or were you thinking discord, Reddit, etc? Maybe the dogs got a message board.
>>6399777Yea, Reddity I guess
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>6398860 Big roll! Channel all that brainpower that I don’t use at school!
Hope you are still hanging in there QM and everyone! I meant to check in a couple days ago but couldn’t post
>>6401374> I meant to check in a couple days ago but couldn’t postApparently it was the anniversary of when the site got last hacked. Whoever might’ve tried again.Also, I think you already rolled for the int, >>6390808, granted it’s been a bit irl
You are 15 years old and a fresh at Jujutsu High.Who are you, jujutsu sorcerer? And what is your cursed technique?> (write in)
>>6386481>an exact replica of the ”Slaughter Demon” large dagger with the same abilitiesWe're likely to just eat whatever is given to us anyway, but in the meantime, we may as well use close up tools since our strength is so high.>>6386487>IF but if I save your brown ass today you are going to (write in)>hand us an extra cursed toolHe'll have to earn the right to know, and if we do end up saving him then bam, more cursed tools to eat later>>6386491>Exterior Area; entrance courtyard, a greenhouse, and a stableBest to work from the outside in, But if the anime is to be believed, then the main hall of the clan should be a smoking crater right now.>>6386543Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6386567I'm ok with it as long as she plays by the rules I'm proposing. She's exactly that btw, a joke fanservice side character with crappy powers. I do love battle shonen so she should have at least some times to be useful.
>>6386543I loved the way you chose to make her reply >\\\\\< I hope to find out what kind of man she is in in the future. It will certainly be a fun scene.Right now I'm pondering the logical insertion of this. Maybe it's a binding vow that allows saving cursed energy in exchange for not being allow to access tools or self-respect. But as a intrant who just arrived, I think this is a too complicated vow for now.If you see a way, I'm all ears.>>6386551She's funny, guys. Sexualized I know but cute. We can find Yuki a place in the narrative.>>6386567Interesting. This isn't the property Maki destroyed on screen. It's said that after leaving a smoking crater in the clan's core, Maki visited other Zen'in lands and hunted down the remaining military-aged men.
>>6386491>Ground Floor; entrance hall, dining hall, servants' quarters, art gallery, and poolThey've got a pool? Done deal.>>6386600>"she's funny, guys. Sexualized I know but cute"You're the QM so whatever you're willing to write, I guess
>>6386600It could be a Heavenly Restriction? Placed by her by her retarded mother that wanted to protect her but she fucked up the vow somehow. Maybe her mother knew she would get naked eventually so she gave her a way to get away with it.Another option might be a self made Vow that went south given her inexperience. She had to make it on an extreme situation.A bit forced but...
Two months ago a new disease was discovered out of sub Saharan Africa and began to spread like wildfire rapidly infecting nearly 15% of the world's population worldwide. This would have been incredibly alarming if the disease had not been very mild, only giving those infected a mild cough and was only dangerous to those who were very old or sickly. The disease would have probably even been fully ignored if it weren't for how widespread it was. A month after its discovery something changed; those infected with the disease worldwide became enraged and violent, attacking any living creature within their sight or hearing save for those who were also infected. While the sudden attacks would have been bad enough these infected would ignore injury or pain until being killed and those who had to defend themselves not only would become like their attackers a few short hours later if bitten, if not they would have to deal with said attackers rising again albeit slower but far more durable this time only being stopped with destruction of the brain. The world quickly began to crumble as nations tried and failed to halt or slow down the rapid spread of infection and violence. 1/2
>Agree to check the HQ outYou don't even really think about it too long while they are just part time sailors. You still feel like it's important to at least try to find them; they are fellow service members after all. A quick confirmation to the ship that you would check it out and telling them you should radio them sometime tomorrow during the day to come into the bay to get their fuel you flick off the radio and dig into your meal. Most of your meal you spend eating with your handy MRE spoon eyes looking at the road around you though the last few minutes of it you spend watching an undead make a slow march toward you out of the trees several thousand feet away. The beef taco pouch is empty by the time the walking corpse is a thousand feet from the truck which you shift into drive and continue on. A smattering of cars and the occasional small community slow you down some but you do eventually find yourself on higway 82 just outside of the bit of Brunswick on this side of the river separating you and the Marine terminal that the coast guards think holds fuel for them. The sun is starting to set and your honestly pretty tired from your search for a car that morning to spend the energy to clear a building to sleep in so you find a small hill overlooking highway 82. You put on the truck's emergency brake and put it into neutral before hopping out and taking the wires connecting the starter and battery off, killing the truck. If the undead come across you while you sleep and surround the truck all you have to do is release the brake and coast away far enough for you to hop out and hose them down with 7.62Could I get a 1d100 best of three for how going to the HQ goes in the morning
>>6402816I for the life of me cant figure out what the fuck they did to formatting thats made spacing on paragraphs such a crap shoot
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The electrical hum of the aged and wall-mounted TV hums in the background as your various brothers and sisters in arms walk the slop hall. "It's been 4 years now since the war in the Iraq has started, where American troops are still struggling to get a foothold in many areas of conflict," the male newscaster says."Man.. turn that shit off!" One of the soldiers scream in the background towards the general area of those seated around the TV.You sigh and put a foot up on top of the empty chair in front of you. It's true, you've been deployed in this mess since the beginning, ain't shit has changed since the war started. Morale is horrible around here, the government is getting desperate, everyone stationed here in general is on edge. You're Alex Crowley, just another low ranking cog in the machine. Your masters tell you to jump and you do it, don't bother asking why, you're conditioned enough by now to know it'll do nothing but get you on latrine duty or night guard. This place, no this whole fucking hellhole country you're stationed in is a dump. Between the paranoid rumors, constant firefights, and other fucked up shit you see on a daily basis, you'd almost consider yourself just as fed up as everyone else here. The only thing that's been pulling you through it all the entire time in this sandy, dirt filled hellhole is...>You're extremely jaded. Maybe it's all the fucked up things you've seen or had to do, maybe you've always been this way.. either way, not a lot really makes its way under your skin.>You secretly love it here. The blood scented air, constantly not knowing if today's the day you'll die, it's intoxicating. Nothing rejuvenates you more than knowing you put another enemy's family on funeral duty.>Things back home are worse, not that you'd tell anybody here that. Things in your homeland are fucked beyond belief, you'd do anything, and you already have done it, to ensure you won't be going back any time soon.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6384158>You secretly love it here. The blood scented air, constantly not knowing if today's the day you'll die, it's intoxicating. Nothing rejuvenates you more than knowing you put another enemy's family on funeral duty.A legit, cutthroat mercenary for the MIC could be an interesting MC.
Rolled 1 (1d3)1=jaded2=werewolf3=cutthroat
>>6384158>A desert rose you occasionally get to visit and buy fresh fruit from.
>>6384163+1>You really, really, really can't have anyone finding out that you're secretly a werewolfI loved that LD&R episode, so I'll support this.
>>6384163+1 based Dog Soldier tiem
