You're a modern Western man who was transported to 1600's Japan. What isekai powers did you get?>High stats>Save scumming>Other
>>5979175>You trust the pilot>>5979236What's your deal? Is this your D&D character you're trying to turn into a thing?
>>5979745its a quest that died immediately after some anon started spamming mazela quest in votes of a lot of other quests
>>5979748I see. Thanks for the lore, anon.
Watched the finale. New thread will be up soon
>>5985034That show was dogshit, but your quest is good nonetheless.
Your name is WALTER HARTWELL WHITE. You have just woken up after your 50TH birthday. It's time to go to the hospital.
>>5985211>DISCUSS WITH THE FAMILY. Talk to your family in the car. (+2 WALTER POINTS)>BURGER TIME. You need some comfort food to get over these depressing results. (+1 WALTER POINT)
>>5985211>DISCUSS WITH THE FAMILY. Talk to your family in the car. (+2 WALTER POINTS)
>>5985211>Write-InStart driving like a maniac on your way home.Fuck it, might as well live a little.
>BURGER TIME.>>5985239>>5985339>DISCUSS WITH THE FAMILY.>>5985243>>5985276>>5985301>>5985339>>5985883>COFFEEBERG.>>5985243>>5985276Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>5987399"Jr., don't you kids have a saying?GG NO RE?"
One day, while searching the woods for a sparrow to crack with your pocket of stones, you come across a small cave at the base of a mossy hill. It smells like wet stone inside but as you venture deeper, you get whiffs of an odor like the one that hangs over the village cemetery on dry summer days. It is then you see it. There is a man sitting against the cave wall, his legs outstretched. Sleeping, you think. The light from the mouth of cave is not enough to make out his face and hailing him does not rouse him from his slumber. You inch closer. A rusty gauntlet glints from his hand, resting just above his knees. You reach out to shake his shoulder and small mouse jumps out from his head and runs into the darkness making you yelp and jump back. You can make out now a white skull, picked clean of all flesh, and masses of cobwebs in the hollows. A cruel black arrow sticks out from the man's belly. He is most certainly not sleeping.In the other hand, you see a leather scabbard clutched close to the chest. It is with a great effort that you wrench it from the chewed fingers. It is covered in dust and smells vaguely of rat droppings, but the blade inside, when you draw it out, is as sharp and shiny as the day it was forged. You've never seen anything so fine.>What do you do?[ ] Show the blade to your father, it'll surely fetch a fair price at the market, and your family will be glad for the coin.[ ] Hide the blade inside your tunic and present it to the old watchman, Delaney Halfhand. Perhaps he'll teach you how to use it.[ ] Wear the sword on your back and swagger triumphantly to the village well, showing it off to the other boys. You can't wait to see the green in Thomas Bishop's eyes![ ] Other
>>5976923>[ ] The cavaliers of Riverstone would never lie and neither will you. You've always been a straight and honest boy and choose to remain sinless.
>>5976923>The cavaliers of Riverstone would never lie and neither will you. You've always been a straight and honest boy and choose to remain sinless.
>>5976923>[ ] Admit no more than your finding the sword in the woods. It is the truth, after all, and the part which you've left out will not harm anyone.
>>5977082We dindu nuffin after all.
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Old Maple Hill. That’s what they call it, mostly because that’s what you called it, and even then only because it is centered around... Well, a small hill, with an old maple tree, and you were a child, and you never thought it would be the center of an entire community. Funny how things change. Your name is Ezreal Mious Van Houtzmann. ‘Mious’ means ‘wisdom’ in the language of your mother's people, the Sylvan Elves of Dappulyet, whom you may never see or visit again; you can only hope she got your last letter, before you fled your homeland in the pursuit of world peace and personal freedom (it’s a long story). “Van Houztmann” is your human father’s surname... Well, sort of. He was born merely ‘Rudolfo Houtzman’, and seems to have added the ‘van’ and the extra ‘n’ as some form of dramatic flourish. You adopted it much later. It means ‘of the strong men’. Despite all your hereditary strength and wisdom, however, sometimes you feel like a leaf on the wind—a summoned wind, a night-wind, generated by the beating of great wings beating in the unseen dark. Under your stewardship—and that of Izirina and Costella Fanucci, the women whom you love—Old Maple Hill became first a sort of sanctuary and rehabilitation center for those humans of Hawksong—the world’s preeminent metropolis—who had been afflicted by the chimeric plague better known as ‘the dragon-pox'. As a reward for your good works, your trio was granted the hill itself and the land around it was gifted to you in trust, to preserve and protect in the name of the fairy court upon that eponymous hill. After a year-and-a-half abroad—first in homeland and then upon the sacred moon itself!—you returned with divine knowledge of the holy arcane, to share with those grateful and newly-sorcerous subjects of Hawksong who had decided to remain there. Partly this was out of pride, and out of solidarity with Izzy and Costella, and partly due to a sense of responsibility for what you had wrought. More and more, though, you wonder if you really had any say at all... Almost four months ago, you undertook a diplomatic expedition to the Sylvan Realms to rescue the monstrous son of Hawksong’s prince Cosnort—secretly some form of ‘aragonborn antipaladin’ in service to the Gods of Darkness. You hadn’t done this out of any love for those horrid entities, or even the Prince Consort or her majesty Queen Ekaterine, but because you believed it the best way to keep the peace between your peoples. You’d succeeded, but at a great cost.
>>5987644>Green shirin>You desire enough for you and your party—and maybe a few others—to indulge, to smooth negotiationsadvanced drug dealingrip mina
>>5987644>A mix [3/4 green, 1/4 blue]I wanna try some of the other ones.>You desire enough for you and your party—and maybe a few others—to indulge, to smooth negotiationsFor now just that, but the possibility of making deals for the Hill will be kept in mind.
>>5987661>rip minawho was she again ? I forgo
>>5987644>A mix [White, Green.]White shrin sounds like a good combat drug.>You seek a bulk quantity to trade in your travels—perhaps you can get a deal? Though he may expect to be looped in somehow…
>>5987683She was a cat lady brothel owner. Seems like she died of old age and the place has come under new management.
You're Mazela, the queen of the witches. You live in a hut standing on chicken legs deep in the forest and use your psychic powers to defend women who have been abused by men. Today the miller's wife has come to you with a black eye. "My husband beats me when he is drunk," she cries about her abusive husband. How do you help her?>>Grant her psychic powers to enslave her abusive husband.>>Teach her a curse to kill her abusive husband so she can find someone better.>>Write In
>>5977027>>The boy you loved in your youth betrayed you and abandoned you for a rich girl with big tits.Is the quest always going to be filled with annoying spam?
>>5977027I will swap my vote from >>5977060>The boy you loved in your youth betrayed you and abandoned you for a rich girl with big tits.just to get the quest started
Dead quest
>>5978338Oh no :(
>>5977027OP don't fuck me over :'(. I'm counting on you!
>After many moons, the Narrator returns from actions which would make the most homo of fags tremble.>The Narrator, that amorphous blight, will not divulge into this further. Spinel's world has enough faggotrous activities at present. >GRAPE FLAVOUR is back and has undergone slight mutation in how to play.>GUIDELINES; >Players will submit suggestions they'd like to see! >Narrator will choose ONE suggestion out of all sent to guide the direction of the quest. >Narrator may take handful of suggestions at any time to present for a vote to decide how we progress. >You are currently Spinel and last we saw you had been presented some options....https://archived.moe/qst/thread/5707323>Dig yourself a hole and crawl into it in the feral position>Was there any cool and strange technology Pink Diamond left behind? Go press some buttons>What will you do?
>>5978096>Off you go!>>>You are now Lapis. >You rub your temples in frustration, Peridot some few feet away from you lays exhautsed on the Stinky Couch.>You can hear her...juices...dripping against the floor and squelching under her as she moves ever so slightly. UGgghh..>You just wanted to get high. C'mon pick up the phone Spinel..>BZZZTUrrghh...Spinel this is really important... >Try not to groan, because it excites Peridot.>You didn't want to deal with a bunch of stupid garbage too. >"Ooouhhh..."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>5978106>I see you need help from the one.>The only.>The-unfairly-on-a-certain-registry>Peridot's help to understandHOW TO PLAY THE GAME;>Players send in suggestions! >Narrator chooses one suggestion at a time (mostly), these will help direct the story. >Narrator MAY choose at random intervals a handful of suggestions to be voted on. >This is the only time narrator will provide choices directly. >That's it! Hopefully that makes sense. >Now if you'll excuse me...i have a marshmallow waiting to meet a VERY unconventional hole, ehueheuheuheh.>PERIDOT, OUT.
>>5978139Play some vidya. Do gems have games?
>>5978139Play vidya (if we have some) or board games.
>>5978139>>5978193+1Play vidya and then gawk in horror at the audacity of the male fantasy.
The tides of history have called upon the line of Marik once more to remove an imposter from our country’s throne. I call upon all patriots, at home or abroad, and ask that they rise against the Empress. So with iron and blood, we may reclaim our future from the hands of a mad despot. So that their children, and their children’s children can live in a secure, safe world. -Jaime Marik, Patriot’s AddressThe Ferrum Empire has descended into Civil War. The weapons built to subjugate the world and decisively crush their neighbors are instead turned inwards.You are one of those weapons. Beta Core, an Artificial Intelligence built to operate the Empire’s most advanced mech frames against their enemies in tandem with a human pilot. Only together with a pilot, can you move the frame, merging the raw processing power and reflexes of an AI with the knowledge and restraint of a human.This mission, your pilot is a teenager named Sophie.You, along with your AI sister Delta, currently are operating for the Patriots. Your other sister, Gamma, is presumably operating for the Loyalists, but you are uncertain of her whereabouts.Prior threads can be found at:https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Core%20of%20Steel%20Quest—-----Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>5986994
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>5986994
>>5986644We're back
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>5986994Rolling
The Eternal Empire has stood for 14 millennia and has endured hundreds of wars, calamities, and rulers of every type. As the Reaver Clans have been forced to yield, the first generation of House Heinrich's rule begins to pass from living memory. Though Emperor Otto's reign reaches near its final days, it is not yet finished. Only time will tell what his legacy will be.>Previous Threads>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Simple%20Space%20Empire
>>5986696>Extend the grace period. The Corps will be given twenty years to adjust their exchanges, to ease the financial burden. A slow burn approach, the incremental shift should see the scrip seamlessly phased out of commerce.Just get it done. It's been a mess for millennia, we can wait 20 years more.>>5987481mang, we barely even have a central currency much less an authoritative central bank
>>5987481>>5987488It’s sort of surprising how simultaneously strong/weak the Imperial authority is - near-“absolute” power in the Emperor but the actual government is sort of ineffective, sprawling, toothless from an economic perspective. I guess this is the net impact of despotism over millenia though
>>5987509I think it underscores that the Empire is not a nation-state as we know it but more a big heap of de facto independent entities held together by a common allegiance. The Emperor is a scalpel, a sharp instrument of (theoretically) absolute authority that can cut away at individual things but sometimes you need the hammer of an authoritative government capable of acting autonomously and dividing its attention to get things done on a wide scale. For that, I favour a slow and moderate centralisation process.
>>5987509>>5987523It comes with its benefits too- some random bunch of planets doing poorly doesn't affect us as much, and each planet manages its own economy on an as-needed basisLike imagine if Hookware scrip suddenly crashed in value on Tennsey, that literally doesn't affect us at all, meanwhile if our own shipyard planets' economies crash, we're fucked and maybe bringing down the entire imperial credit with it
>>5987509>>5987523>>5987531It’s basically the HRE which I actually don’t have a problem with
>In the name of all that is evil and unjust!You are Carrie Cross and you've spent your whole life giving to the world without anything to show for it. Well it's about time you think... to take some back! You're done playing nice and by the rules, so why not start breaking them and playing nasty? Growing up with Saturday morning shows and your enduring obsession with them, will surely pay off now!And perhaps paid off a little too well... to avoid some of the heat from your growing infamy, you've decided to skip town for awhile and take a little vacation down to sunny Miami! >While you're here, you'll need a place to stay! Someplace nice but modest and out of the way should be fine.>This is a vacation so you want to stay at the most luxurious place you possibly can! >While here, besides relaxing you also had a mind towards some villainy, so a downtown location is preferable.>...perhaps there's a branch of the secret society here? If you dare to stay with them, you know they'll accommodate you well.
>>5986882>You'll listen to him for now, but only so that you can come back later and fully prepared to do whatever you feel is justified.
>>5986882>You'll listen to him for now, but only so that you can come back later and fully prepared to do whatever you feel is justified.Leave with him then we can break back in whenever we want.Just make sure we remember the room number and floor and everything.
>>5986882>You'll listen to him for now, but only so that you can come back later and fully prepared to do whatever you feel is justified.Nobody crosses Carrie. And she touched our rightfully stolen dosh too. That is unforgivable.
>>5986882>Have him stay actually. On the one hand if you can't use your abilities then having him here would physically put things in your favor, but also it could benefit you to incriminate him in what you do, as further reason for him to keep quiet about everything
>>5986882>>You'll listen to him for now, but only so that you can come back later and fully prepared to do whatever you feel is justified.
You are Mouse, the ogre. Although raised by humans you found yourself in service of the dark elven queen - and with her blessing you have embarked on a quest to purge the corruption plaguing the very world you live in.You are not alone. Your mission is shared by an eclectic band of companions:-Phineous, the sophisticated orc of culture.-Smutkin, the formerly depraved bard who took your mission for his own-Sparky, the formerly warped imp that was, by touch of holy power, transformed into something else-Tithe, the diminutive yet vigilant gargoyle-Chloe, the shadow of the queen sent to safeguard you and your mission.Your band has since grown with additions no less colorful:-Elle, the royal courier who has since sworn herself to your quest-Harriet and Janet, the twin scouts you've rescued from the mercenaries-Diana and Minerva, twin golems you've freed from their questionable service to the old order-Her majesty queen Olga Discordia, the dark elf ruler turned exile after the Beast possessed her minions into mutiny-Mercenary princess, Maia, seeking to confront the man she loved-And quite literally in spirit, a fragment(?) of the goddess Laurentia you had wrestled from the clutches of darkness (and in doing so, likely forced the enemy's hand to the desperation he was showing...)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>5981618>Take the mundane approach, but try to maintain a balance between carefulness and speed. You are confident in your groups' ability to navigate the swamp, but it will tax your focus and may lead to you emerging from the swamp rather spent.
>>5981618>Try to meditate. Perhaps you might be able to at least ease the burden off your spiritual companion?The dream kinda urges me to keep the current pace. So far there's been minimal losses but they are getting spent, and I dont want to sour our good ending.>>5981621That does make sense. Kinda tragic, knowing what we know about the world maybe it didn't have to come to this but at least he went out on his own terms. Now, Klaus having to carry that fucking SUCKS.
>>5981618>Try to meditate. Perhaps you might be able to at least ease the burden off your spiritual companion?>>5981621well, that sucks but at least he got a better ending. a shame klaus and claudia have to carry that.
>>5981618>Try to meditate. Perhaps you might be able to at least ease the burden off your spiritual companion?>>5981621Fucked up but at least he didn't go through with it.
>>5981618>Take the mundane approach, but try to maintain a balance between carefulness and speed. You are confident in your groups' ability to navigate the swamp, but it will tax your focus and may lead to you emerging from the swamp rather spent.>>5981621Klaus probably wishes his father took that to the grave with him.
In a country on the cusp of war there exists two sides. The country of Westalis and Ostania, many people live their lives attempting to keep peace and prevent an all out war from taking the two countries once again. You are one such person. You've seen the way society was ravaged by war. So you've sworn your life to protect it. The only question is... How exactly are you protecting it? > An agent of WISE, Working from the country of Westalis and keeping the peace. (The Same organization as Loid Forger and Fiona Frost)> A member of The Garden an illustrious and secret assassin Organization, who work for a shadow government to take out traitors(Same organization as Yor Forger)> A member of the State Security Service an organization dedicated to torturing and interrogating Westalis spies(Same organization as Yuri Briar)> A Renegade/Mercenary operating on your own morals and beliefs with no true allegiance simply trying to prevent war._Welcome to Spy x Family quest! This is something I decided to run to potentially gauge interest in any sort of Spy x Family quest. If I see there isn't much activity. I'll leave it as a one-shot, if not we can keep it going!
>>5986594Eleanor:''You're a Westalis spy!? I ought to have you arrested on the spot!''Samuel:''But don't you want piece? I know we have our differences but we both want the same thing right?''Eleanor:''But I have my duties as an officer to capture you... But I also have my duties as a wife as well, I'm so... Conflicted.''Samuel:''Then follow what your heart says, Eleanor.''Eleanor:''Oh Samuel~''Cyril:''Can you two knock it off I have to study.''
>>5986631The real drama is keeping bosses and coworkers in the dark
>>5986638Billy watkins and cyril duo would make a crazy sports team
>>5986192Still alive bossman? I know it's only been a couple days but with how QST is I get a bit jumpy.
>>5987645Yes, sorry for the delays. Combination of getting bloodwork done and preparing for my birthday tomorrow.
The smell of rotting synth-meat and stale kibble forces you conscious. It's dark, and as your hands grope around the pitch blackness, it's wet. You attempt to stand, and a resounding crash happens as you whack your head on metal. The pain forces memories back into your head, the shooting, the car chase, hiding in this very dumpster... and who you are...1: Corporate Netrunner. Raised in a training facility, the net's a second home to you, and you know your way around it better than meatspace.2: MedTek Dropout. You used to be trauma team, now you're... whoever pays best. Couldn't keep up with the constantly raising deadlines and demands. Burnt you out. 3: Classic Solo. You were born out on the streets, grew up fighting. You were good enough to make a living out of it. 4: [Write-in!]
>>5977536Thanks, anon! Really appreciate it.I hang around on /tg/ but never looked at this board. Popped on the day I started this quest, looked at a couple others to get the idea, then immediately made my own - hence why it's kinda rules-lite and sorta arbitrarily rolling (I did genuinely roll a dice though! Just irl.) Nixxes are an original gang, although similar kinds of gangs exist in the universe. Just none modelled on Nixon!
>>5977520very nice. im imagining a proper cp2020 quests with character sheets and dice rolls and the likes.
>>5977520Very well done for a first quest, thanks for your efforts! A finished quest is a great quest around these parts, I salute you
>>5977596i will probably do that fairly soon!
>>5977788if you cant think of much for an adventure you can just take one of the adventurebooks from 2020 and use those
Anon, you've angered the Gazebo.What do?> Shoot an arrow> Commit seppuku> Flee
>>5975890I count this as a win
>>5975890Gg guys. We will get him next time.
>>5975352>Commit seppuku
>>5975890Now can we play as the real hero of this story: The Angered Gazebo. Will its righteous anger ever be quenched? Will the slain scatological protagonist ever be avenged?! Find out next time if OP ever delivers!
>>5976176Give him some credit. He actually ended the quest.
Entity Name: Normal Zombie (Designation: NZ-001)Description:Normal Zombies are reanimated corpses exhibiting typical characteristics of undead entities. These entities are primarily distinguished by their insatiable hunger for living flesh and their limited cognitive abilities, primarily focused on locating and consuming human or animal tissue. The appearance of Normal Zombies varies widely depending on the state of decomposition, ranging from recently deceased individuals to significantly decayed corpses.Physical Characteristics:- Normal Zombies typically display signs of decomposition, including discolored skin, rotting flesh, and varying degrees of physical deterioration.- Their movements are often slow and clumsy, lacking coordination and fine motor skills.- Despite their decaying state, Normal Zombies possess remarkable strength and resilience, capable of enduring significant physical trauma without cessation.Behavioral Patterns:- Normal Zombies exhibit a relentless pursuit of living organisms, guided solely by the primal instinct to feed.- They demonstrate little to no capacity for communication or strategic planning, relying instead on primitive hunting instincts.- Normal Zombies are attracted to sound, movement, and the scent of living beings, often congregating in large groups in areas with high population density.Origins:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>5974848I think he mistook this for/x/ and tried to make his own shite scp
>>5974848He became a zombie
>>5975198What kind of shitty scp would even be accepted in /x/?
>>5974601>Look around if there's any brain to eat
Jannies
WE NEED TO FIGHT TO KEEP KFP3 ON NETFLIX! WE LOST THE FIRST TWO AND WE DONT WANT TO LOSE A THIRD! HELP ME! HELP THE DRAGON WARRIOR!!!
Worthy cause, but MODS DO YOUR FUCKING JOB
>Help the dragon warriorLetsgooo
>>5972494>Join the cause
>>5972475>Look around
Really jannies?
