Grand Zen-Oh, the omni king and ruler of the omniverse has declared there will be a massive tournament to be held in his honor. A grand affair between several universes, each battling it out for the very right to exist. And at the forefront of this grand spectacle will be the Saiyans of Universe 7, who Grand Zen-Oh has grown fond of watching battle. Twenty eight years ago, the Saiyan race were annexed into the PTO as just another race, one of many sent to conquer other worlds. Now, the Saiyans are widely regarded as the strongest warrior race in the entire Seventh Universe, defenders of the PTO led by their strongest, the “Dragon of New Salda” General Karn and his family.You the players will (most often) control Karn. A man who has grown from his lowly beginnings as a Saiyan Brawler with a sub-3000 powerlevel in Age 733 to become not only the strongest Saiyan of his time at AGE 759, but also personal friend to the former emperor Lord Freeza, father to well over a dozen powerful and unique children, a mentor and teacher to his fellow Saiyans, and the best hope for his universe's continued survival. No one warrior can hope to battle eight other universes' strongest fighters alone and hope to prevail, one man's power and skill won't be enough to overcome the looming threat of extermination. But this coming battle will be the ultimate test of how you've lived your life until now, the choices you made not only for yourself, but for the fate of your entire universe.Character sheets and other info: https://controlc.com/46ec566dhttps://pastebin.com/u/GrandDragonQMArchive:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Saiyan+Conqueror+QuestHelp fund quest art commissions and get exclusive side stories as well as artwork by joining the patreon for only $1/month at https://www.patreon.com/GrandDragonQMQuest rules are as follows(unless otherwise noted):>30 minute vote times>Pick ONLY ONE option when votingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6334120>So, a bit of clarification. Doom STOLE Dormammu's powers, completely ripped his magic from him. He's not possessed or controlled by Dormammu.So is Doom with Dormammu's stolen powers as dangerous as Dormammu or more? I find this opponent to be very enigmatic in terms of how much of a challenge he will be. Then again stealing Dormammu’s power in itself is impressive.Do you think that after tournament Chilli and Doom will start to hang out since they are both very smart when it comes to magic? >>6335167>Two hundred fifty... That's a really big number. I remember I really liked one Quest on /tg/. I still hope it is not over since there were so many things to do. There was an entire adventure ahead. I hope it will continue (pic related).There is only one problem with this. The last time QM of that quest posted was 12 years ago. I’m starting to think that maybe there will be no come back.My point with this is that it is really awesome that your quest is still going strong. You never ghosted us. I really appreciate this. Thank for all the fun that Saiyan Conqueror brings.>>6335642>I'm curious as to whether or not Hulk is the only Berserker capable of such rapid regeneration.What if in order to unlock it one needs to lose it’s sanity and become consumed by Berserker Soul? Perhaps there is big price for it?>>6335632Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6335992More dangerous. As Dormammu is limited in what it can imagine, whereas Doom is creative.>spoilerWe'll see. Would take a little work for them to be okay with one another, Doom KILLED HIM after all.>/tg/ questI still remember Hydra quest, was fun as hell.Glad you've enjoyed the ride so far, I just hope it continuea being fun.Perhaps.Very unsettling, and glad you've enjoyed it.>Do you mean by this that he fights Doom to the death or that Chilli fights to remain Chilli and to not turn permanently into pure avatar of Death?Well, he did already fight Doom to the death and lost, so...
>>6336149>Doom KILLED HIM after all.Pic.
SOON!>>6336177HA! Nice
It's time: >>6336328
You were just a regular peasant woman in a small village in the frontier. One night, you were snatched out of your bed, gagged and dragged into a cave. You thought some horrible monster was going to eat you, but instead a group of figures wearing black robes put you in the center of magic circle and chanted. You felt hypnotized and soon realized that they had done something to your mind. You woke up outside the village the next day and walked home. In your mind you knew that you gained the power to cast some dangerous dark magic! You can hear voices inside your head telling you to do things, horrible unspeakable deed...
>>6329782>>6329918>>6330365You go back to sleep, and you sleep surprisingly well despite the scrapping sound.In the morning, there are only piles of bones outside your door.Seems like the magic of the temple animates undead at night! What will you do with this knowledge?> Go forage and be sure to be locked in at night> Abandon this cursed placeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6330585> Get a few bones, perhaps just a skull, and see if they will animate inside your room tonightA talking skull buddy would be pretty nice, maybe even someone we could learn from
>>6330585>Go forage and be sure to be locked in at night
>>6330602>>6330655You go out to forage but make sure to return before dark. You then rummage through the bones until you find an unblemished skull.You bring it with you into the room with the beds and leave it on top of one of them.After a few hours you hear a loud scream."I'm alive! I'm alive again! Where... where is my body? Oh no! I'm still dead...""What are you?"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6331102> Go to sleep and tomorrow you get the ruby
Good sirs and noble ladies, I know, I know, I should have been here in october but I am late like Charles de Valois when repaying his debts ! Such is life I would say, life is full of trials, more work, writer's block, a broken computer, heh, God puts trials on our way so we can overcome them in the most chivalric way. So ride on, let us go back on saddle and ride with Charles de Villeroi, our gallant hero, who has just left the capital to go to Tradnod, to give the duchess of these lands the locket that she has lost and that he has found after vanquishing awful men made of wood and other foul witchcraft.For those who are new in our crowd, worry not, for I have here all the links to the previous scrolls detailing the adventures of Lord Charles de Villeroi.>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2022/5085315/ thread 1>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2022/5134375/ thread 2>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2022/5194246/ thread 3>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2022/5314154/ thread 4>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2022/5422744/ thread 5>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2022/5422744/ thread 6>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2023/5561322/ thread 7>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2023/5561322/ thread 8>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2023/5702984/ thread 9>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2023/5785267/ thread 10>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2024/5920163/ thread 11>https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2024/6011182/ thread 12Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>6355936Excellent question, I see you are an inquisitive man.>>6355993>>6356024>>6356156You decided to speak with this beautiful lady and so you turned towards her and asked several questions, the first was the most obvious.-May I ask why do you wear armor even at a banquet ?She reddened and told you.-Oh, believe me, I would prefer to wear a dress in these occasions but in ceremonial occasions our vows tells us to wear our armor. And this banquet is a formal ceremony to celebrate our victories in tournaments so it will be an armor. -I thought that you loved dressing in men's clothes, like Lady Sue...Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6356600And so you began explaining her, about Roland and Olivier in Ronceveaux, reciting the song of Roland, and how Anséïs remained in Spain to secure it after the Emperor left for France after having avenged Roland. You knew, seeing the stars in her eyes, that if you were not to be married soon, you would have passed a wonderful night. It was even a bit too intimidating, damn it, a noble lady should left herself be desired for years before showing such interest in a gentleman. Still, it was sympathetic on her part, you then finally saw that Lady Sue was turning towards you, she told.-Lord Charles... I wished to say... About these... Adventurers... That attacked you... Apparently they had no reason to... I mean... I am sorry, for the guild, that they threw the first punch.You looked at her goblet, it still had wine, even if she looked a bit tipsy she was clearly not drunk enough to tell all of this. She looked at you with her blue eyes. She seemed not to remark it and told.-I dislike when adventurers mix with mercenaries, and apparently, according to Swiss Neutralsson, they attacked him for a shady contract...You were impressed by such retinue from lady Sue, she really could be strangely kind sometimes. She clearly went against her nature of bastard and redhead to behave thus calmly, you nodded and answered with a half-smile, your natural charm with women seemed to work well this evening.-Yes, this burghers are behaving like they think that they own the place. -Yes... Yes.... It was unfair for them to try to beat you while you were celebrating. Even if I do not agree with what you did to adventurers before, the chapter here has forgotten it's principles.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6356601>Ask both ladies about the different Paladin "orders" that exist in India.Know thy enemy... or possible convert, if they indeed have noble intentions like Saladin but have been misled by demons and the false prophets of idols.>Ask about the organization of adventurer guild chaptersLady Sue's has marginally more honor than those here, evidently. She was an adventurer before she was given her father's title and land, right? Lord Neutral says we have many enemies... Let us see which enemies can be made friendly, shall we?
>>6356601>>Lady Sue, tell me, you know our baron well, between ourselves, do you know why he seems so strange, you understand these Guelphs better than I.>I have heard, from Sir Abov Average, that some knights go to be armed vagrants in your so called "Adventurer's Guild" why do they do that ? And what do these adventurers do ?and >>6356605+1
You are a thrall, a slave, bonded to the house of the Chieftain of this village in order to pay off your late uncle's debts, under whose scornful eye and ready hand you had been formerly raised. Though the debts are formidable, your labors these past seven years have diminished them to the point where a release seems no longer impossible. You cannot claim that it was by your diligence alone that this was accomplished; the Chieftain's generosity also played a substantial part. He took you into his own home, to serve as a companion for his only son, and has always dealt fairly with you as he does with all his subordinates. Indeed, he seems more eager to see you freed from bondage than perhaps even yourself. And it is that sentiment, along with a hundred other kindnesses he has shown you during your time of service, that compels you to remain with his house, even after your freedom is achieved.It is an outcome not entirely unwanted by the Chieftain either, for your service has revealed the possession of certain worthy talents.>You have a natural genius for sword-skill. A quickness of eye and hand that are unmatched in the village, which you have developed into a kind of preternatural sixth sense for danger.>You have a gift for making others feel at ease. Your good looks and skill as a raconteur are contributing factors, but it is your naturally sunny disposition that charms all who meet you.>You have a prodigious gift for symbols, figures, and other abstractions. Your sense of measure is especially keen, making you an ideal craftsman, shipbuilder, or even sailor
>>6342145uhh op?
>>6348203Hopefully it returns in January....
OP here once again. Still kicking. Just waiting for holidays to start again. But I gotta say this new captcha is a nightmare for me.
>>6348325It is quite the pain, especially at first.
>>6348325Stay strong
Somewhere in the southeastern United States is a small town named Whispering Oaks. The town has a population of roughly 10,000 people and it’s situated about an hour’s (assuming good traffic) drive away from the nearest big city. There’s nothing particularly special about this small town that sets it apart from the rest, but it’s your small town. It’s where you were born and raised, and it’s where your family’s planted their roots. It’s an off year. The president was elected last year and the midterms are the year after this, so there’s not much in the news right now, election wise…except in Whispering Oaks. Not only is every seat in the city council scheduled for re-election, but so too is the mayor. You’ve thought about it for a while, but now you’ve decided: this year, you will run for mayor, challenging the sitting one.But first, we must figure out some key things about you. It should be noted that some of these factors will influence your chances of getting elected.>Name.>Age. (Must be 18+)>Sex.>Occupation. (Can have multiple)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6347378Locking this one in since it’s the only answer.
>>6347737'Tis the season for slow responses. Don't take it to heart, QM.
Due to factors both internal and external, I don’t think I’m capable or willing to continue this quest any more. My apologies to anyone who made it tho far.
>>6348950Damn. Well, okay. Thanks for letting us know.
>>6348950No worries. Good luck next time QM.
>>6354882Oof QM hope you get a good rest for all these prompts to sit and marinate then, its the one that decides how the girls would interact with the unforgiving world after allHope I did not put too much pressure uploading a pastebin equal to an update, cause I do really want to pave out the whole journey to the realisation. And I am getting dissatisfied with the ending because it feels a bit weak. turns out burning midnight oil with an already fuddled brain is only good for writing alien insults involving mothers and slapstick comedy but not fables for lifeThis quest has been giving a lot of passion and motivation to do shit, I had fun, lotsa funsee ya all when I see yall or just spam replies when wanna ask anything lol
>>6354922>its the one that decides how the girls would interact with the unforgiving world after allexactly! this one I /can't/ fuck up. even if it isn't the best post ive ever made (which is lucinda teaching her mammoth how to purr) it still has to set the bar>Hope I did not put too much pressure not at all, your pastebins and pictures and drawings are fuel for my fingers. worse comes to worse and i'm too busy/tired i'll read them later>turns out burning midnight oil with an already fuddled brain is only good for writing alien insults involving mothers and slapstick comedy but not fables for lifeand considering this quest is about fables of life, well, i'm fuckedat least for a bit lel>This quest has been giving a lot of passion and motivation to do shit, I had fun, lotsa funi'm super glad about that, it's what matters most. if im taking my time its only because i wanna make sure you guys are actually gonna have fun and not have to just pretend to not break my poor little qm heart. and if it turns out that this is just not your thing (which is perfectly valid, since matching taste is a toin coss) i at least want you guys to know early instead of havin you wait another monthnow, for real: megucas transit royale WILL continue, and soon. i will wait for my brain to start gucaing again cause there's simply no other choice, and then we keep going. that much i want you guys to believe, and be at ease if you enjoyed the quest
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Updated the pastebin it's the same link but here you gohttps://pastebin.com/xw5UcDga>picrelIt's the road with a Ma Masion, a Subway and a Jack's Place
Nine years ago King Aiden Perenolde betrayed the Alliance and sided with the Horde of Orgrim Doomhammer. Nine years ago Prince Alric Perenolde, the second heir of Alterac was sent into exile for his own protection. This exile turned permanent and Captain Normand Garside, your guardian for the past nine years made sure that you were safe and learned the useful skills that would help you in the future.Now you are ready to carry the responsibility and unite the scattered Alteraci people and reclaim the lands that were once the Kingdom of Alterac.Politely saying everything had gone to shit. King Varian in his melancholy and delusion had arrested Prince Alric for what he saw in Alric's part in Lady Katrana Prestor's attempt to wrestle the control of the Kingdom of Stormwind to herself. In reality Alric had been the voice of reason and tried to negotiate a peaceful solution to all this.What had followed was a swift counter-coup and Malevus found herself being chased by a bunch of thugs wearing the King's tabards. Danger, intrigue and diplomacy filled her days as she was steadfast in her mission to rescue Alric.And now she is on her way to the Stormwind Keep, into the Lion's Den to rescue the man she loves so much.Welcome to Alterac Resurgent Quest!…Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6356273>Archbishop might have something important to tell you, or he is just polite in asking you to come see him.
Looks like Archbishop Faol is the choice, I could use a simple roll to guide you. Higher is better, bu low isn't bad at all.>1d10>Best of three
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>6356653
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>6356653
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>6356653
Last time, the highly anticipated return of the Kingdom of Coziness is here. Its newer two residents are your queen (Lydie) and your maid (Kushi)! The comfy lands (Beth’s bed) are being enjoyed together under the stars (a tent in the backyard). You’re feasting together with cake and tea! “As requested, esteemed Chef Ando.” Kushi hands over a big tray with all the items you asked for. “Please, serve yourself some. There’s cake aplenty.” You’re a magnanimous king. Your goods are the Kingdom’s goods. “As I said, join us!”“Very well.” Kushi doesn’t mind eating even more cake, better with you by her side. The entire group is on the bed now.“Dear Maid, you implied there’s something that you want from my precious gem no matter what. Pray tell?” Lydie doesn’t forget any details.“Look at how I’m dressed for five seconds, and take a guess. Even if I prefer if you don’t.” Maid Kushi is a little upset to explain as she covers herself with her arms. “You want to embarrass me even more, don’t you?”“No, no, no! I want to learn more about you. Beauty is expressed in different ways, and I want to learn yours. You’ve been a revelation so far!” Lydie doesn’t mean anything bad by it.“Only he can fulfill this role.” Kushi refuses to say more.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
The darkness from the tent calls once again, Beth’s pressure is felt by everyone, your time with your teacher is soon coming to an end…“I love you too, and I don’t mind, but…” You pat the head of the comfy woman.“I know… I can hear Beth’s voice...” Nina pouts. She can be a little childish every now and then.“It’s my turn…” Beth snaps her fingers for the final time for the night(?)…From the darkness, the mastermind behind it all shows up!“My beloveds, did you have fun?” Beth giggles as she steps forward.“No need to ask!” You wink. The former prisoner smiles back.“Indeed. Look at the smile on you two, mainly this adorable woman’s.” Beth teases the maid. “You’ve behaved well, just one last step left.”Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6332574After so many love sessions, you were spent, and let the world of dreams take you away. Then reality violently brings you back! Well, not that violently since you’re cuddling with Beth, it’s early morning, for some reason your phone is noisy enough to wake you up. There’s a message from Celia, it’s about the date. You can’t forget your promise. The Calamity Cola will come up clutch for today…Sadly, this is all we have for this thread! Thanks for playing, and see you next time!
>>6332575Thanks for running!
>>6332575Thanks for running
>>6332575Thanks for running! Next time, could you add bush?
It is the chirping of the birds which first jolts you from your stupor, proudly sitting upon their trees, singing jollies to and fro of the merry morning lights. You, who had found no rest, no shut eyes throughout the night, take it simply as an ringing pain on your head. For though you had momentarily found yourself lacking in cognition, it was not rest which you had felt, but a lapse in concentration, a departure of your thinking to some state of sickly torpor.You had not slept for the entire night, and certainly, it hath given no benefit to your condition. But then again, how could you, with the challenges that you faced?You are Alessandro Galliota, the Viscount of Portblanc. That much you can be sure of, even in your sorry state...you, who had been brought here to this land of Nera, this distant land from your own, by your great liege Don Carles IV Brascarams. You had come here to wage war in the name of the Spisa family, allied to your country, against the forces of the Fortelli, friendly to your foe. You had launched a campaign throughout their borderlands, partaken in a siege, and most of all, you had faced a force far mightier than yours, many times greater in both number and capability, aided by scores of Himmmerian Giants, those most fearful of enemies of the human race. For a whole day, you had succesfully fought them of, and, shattering the bridge which they sought to take in an pivotal moment, you had sunk to the depths of the river hundreds of their men. You escaped death, too, by a hair's breadth, when the infamous Famiglia, those mighty knights of Nera, armed with beastly amazonian mounts, had been able to momentarily breach your formation. It was only by bidding your musketeers to fire upon them even as they fought your own men that you had survived, though at the cost of your entire retinue. All those things and much many others had happened yesterday, in this battle upon the Vessena. This battle, you are certain, has not ended yet, and it is this which brings you trouble. For today you must seek out victory and find a way to hold your foes at bay until the city of Montechia falls!For now, however, breakfast will have to do. Shaking yourself out of this stasis, you raise yourself from the piece of wood that you had used as a seat for the night. Because you had fled into the grove to make your camp, you did not have the amenities of your lordly tent. Of course, compared to those amongst the soldiery who did not have any tent at all, you were not in a poor state. You order one of your servants to gather up whatever is available for you. What you receive, after some time, is...some bread, and some of the cheap rum that was served to the soldiery. Though it be enough to fill you, you cannot help but feel some manner of bitterness in the knowledge that you stand but a few minutes of travel away from your supply wagons.
>>6357185K-Pop artists, due to constant dance practice, are actually really fit and would probably be able to spend a campaign on horseback in armor. This was an aside.That said, I also interpreted your description of the bride as "short", not "dainty", and thought the Tallascas are pushing off the runt of the family onto us
>>6357186Well, then I probably didn't describe it well. I was trying to give the impression that she's supposed to be more like the later european type of noblewoman who is supposed to look like some sort of untouched flower who collapses at the merest touch.
>>6357188It worked for me QM, I reckon it's just a personal interpretation thing so don't sweat it
>>6357188Understood.Makes sense that they’re not going to marry an amazing daughter to our cripple brother. Presumably as long as our brother is happy, we will be also (and you’ve stopped any coomers from wanting to cut our brother’s lunch).
>>6357185Ooooo, gotcha, QM, understood. To eaxh their own, then, maybe this is Jonatan's type
Ilvermorny Quest returns after IRL issues! More cute Witches with guns, a destiny, and violence in abundance!OOC: I have been having health issues as well as family health ones. I am sorry. This is not dead, and during the time I felt okay, I ended up with a mega update. Will try to get back to 2-3 smaller updates a week depending on player count.I am doing a rentry for the opening recap, so I don't need two separate posts for it.Recap: https://rentry.co/dtibhta7Archive link: https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=ilvermorny>Non-canon lewd-fic: https://rentry.co/4iehi5w8Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6356116>Paws? What is up with him. Aubrey has some odd theories. Believes he knows things. Might be a secret Animagus, even.no way thats just a cat...>Friday morning. What she knew of it and it’s strangeness>About Ilvermorny in general; the teachers, the, Pukwudgies, the Castle and campus>About Enchanting and Blacksmithing. Show here your rig and Em’s necklace. The ministry could only detect some normal charms but if they could do more? You needed as many tools as you can getthis but dont tell everything about our rig, something doesnt sit right with me about her, feeling a bit suspicious...
I should have just waited and posted in the morning; should have rolled my self to speed stuff up. It should also been made it clear that for every 25 points you get a question and that 85 DC was meant to be a 75 and a full pass would get you a bonus.Sorry, even though it would not matter with the 50.However, as an apology, I'll give you 3 questions. Then commit sudoku due too my sham, kek.When picking them, please just order them from top to bottom to make my life easier.>>6356180>>6356188Is that the order you wanted them, what you wanted most 1st and what you wanted least at the bottom, depending on # of passes?
>>6356354sure
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>6356354holy shit i completely forgot about rolling, thats on me.still gonna roll just in case anything could change.i guess in order of top to botton, at the top is the cat, i think we both chose that one as the first one for a reason.next, the friday morning onethen enchanting and blacksmithingand then ilvermorny
Okay. So many choices on one vote was dub given the player count, as was trying yo order them.Not going to make that mistake again. So, I am just going to put hem together in a logical way.I'm sorry but it might be Sunday before we get going there wise..I appreciated everyone who reads and votes; sorry. This quest is already slow.Going to start writing.
Hi! This is my gay larp story. Please don't laugh at me. It's not quite as fantastical as everything else here but I hope you enjoy it. Decisions will either be from a presented set that can be overridden by popular will at my discretion, or by simple suggestion. Will use d100, applying "Degrees of success" rules that may be familiar to some. For those unfamiliar, rolling a 50 on a dv 40 is 1 degree, 60 2, 70 3, and so forth.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~IT IS 2026THE "AMERICAN REVOLUTION" FAILED 250 YEARS AGO.YOU HAVE LIVED IN BRITISH OCCUPIED AMERICA FOR YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, AS DID TEN GENERATIONS BEFORE YOU.26 YEARS AGO, A COORDINATED SERIES OF ATTACKS ACROSS NEW YORK, PHILADELPHIA, AND BOSTON LEAD TO PARLIAMENT PASSING THE "ANTI-TERROR AND SECURITY ACT OF 2000", GIVING CROWN POLICE, ROYAL ARMED FORCES, AND THE VARIOUS INTELLIGENCE MINISTRIES BROADER POWERS THAN THEY PREVIOUSLY HELD. SURVEILLANCE IS A FACT OF LIFE. IT IS 8:00 AM ON MONDAY, IN [Boston/NYC/Philadelphia]. YOU HAVE JUST LEFT THE FRONT DOOR TO YOUR HOME/APARTMENT. YOUR SHIFT AT [Retail store/Industrial Facility/Office] IS IN AN HOUR. TODAY YOU WILL [Walk, Take the bus, Take the subway, Take a cab]. THE AIR IS CRISP AND COOL, THE SKY A STEELY GREY. AN URBAN-CAMOUFLAGED ARMORED CAR TURNS LEFT ON THE BLOCK BEFORE YOU, IT'S DIESEL ENGINE WHINING MONSTROUSLY. AS IT PASSES YOU, THE EMPTY PUPIL OF IT'S REMOTELY CONTROLLED 12.7MM TURRET MEETS YOUR GAZE, TRACKING YOU FOR A FEW SHORT SECONDS BEFORE PIVOTING TO REGARD THE POTENTIAL THREATS AHEAD.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6326483I worked in Britain for a few years and, while those decent foods you listed exist, the average Brit consumes the most disgusting and bland slop imaginable for their daily meals. Everything is boiled until it loses all texture and flavor, nothing js seasoned, it is just grim over there. I will concede that they have good baked goods
>>6326497Britain is a globohomo identity wearing the flayed skin of England as a trophy. I've never been to the fatherland, so I can't really comment on how it is now, but almost the whole canon of foods that you will find in supermarkets is derived from English origins. It's literally the "Fish don't see water" meme when talking about English cuisine. It's everywhere and it's the default.
>>6326483Then why arent they eating the good food?
>>6326118Don't be a pussy OP.I demand to be entertained.
>>6327058Indeed, Give me an update or give me death!
Totemists, one of the first lines of defense against the malicious and monstrous, famed slayers of Behemoths which are perhaps the most dangerous examples of such, and bridge to the domains of spirits and magic unseen. The role is not an easy one of course, but it must be done and has been since time before almost all written history.You are Capran, young man of the Four Peaks mountains, pupil of Oranya Skystrike.There has been a lot of unrest on the mountain slopes lately, the issue growing further with each day it seems, but with your teacher still guiding you, there will always be a way to deal with it the trouble.Such as this post mimic, which stands on thin wood-splinter-like legs and angrily spears them into the ground beneath it at the failure of its ambush. You stand nearby your teacher and her friend Heyra, ready and willing to destroy this mimic.Awful thing. You're rather happy you three are the one who found it rather than some poor patrol guard or villager.>Cont
>>6353920>Materials
>>6353920>Ask if they've heard anything about great fire spirits moving in
Quest on hold while I get irl stuff sorted out
You still alive qm
Been having a bleh kind of mood lately but let's shoot for tuesday
Use your knowledge of Cartoons to steal the F-16.What will you do after you've stolen it?
>>6326168IdiotWhat if it stops raining? Then you fall out of the sky
You take the F-16 for a joyride. But sirens blare, and an AA gun shoots you down. The world turns black… until a sliver of light breaks through the darkness.Tearing your eyelids open, you find yourself inside the cockpit of an F-16C Fighting Falcon. Somehow, it carries infinite bullets, 70 missiles, 16 4AAMs, and 5 flares. “Da fuck?” you mutter.Peering out through the canopy, a deep blue sky stretches above you. Below, a shimmering ocean rushes past, dotted with scenic isles.Your confusion deepens. Then, an oddly familiar voice crackles through the radio: “Glad to have you back with us, Mobius 1. This is AWACS SkyEye. I’ll be, once again, serving as your eyes and ears for this mission.”Mobius 1? SkyEye?Aren’t those names from the popular 2001 fighter jet video game Ace Combat 04: Shattered Skies, published by Namco for the PlayStation 2? How strangely specific!You remember playing it once on an emulator a couple of years ago. Could it have left such a strong impression that you’re now hallucinating about it, while your real body is presumably tumbling toward Earth inside a burning aircraft?But the feeling of the flight-stick in your grip, the low hum of the engine in your ears, and the warm sun glaring down on your bald scalp all feel too real.Can this be real? Or could this be...Stangereal! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6331267Strafe an Arabian wedding, or an elementary school, whichever one you find first.
>>6326624I like this once, I haven't been posting cuz most of these ideas make no sense even by cartoon standards
>>6332462I am OP, my IP reset
Pick Race>Orc>Goblin>Troll>Bugbear >CyclopesPick Location>MountainsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6326379>Warlord
The lack of food worries you, the shamans say we'll break apart if it runs out. You have a stockpile of bones to keep fed for a while. Your 3 shamans have grown into the tree allowing them to be closer to the forest. Korg ponders over his options.Tribe Action >Expand the hunting grounds around your home.>Mass a hunting party with your warriors and stockpile more food.>Migrate to an area with more food.>Scout find out what is causing the lack of food.
>>6326956>Scout find out what is causing the lack of food.
>>6326956>>Scout find out what is causing the lack of food.
Planet Dump25... Widely known as one of the worst planets in the galaxy, but not as bad as Dump26. The sickly glow of a diseased star irradiates this misbegotten place daily, providing a feeble facsimile of sunlight to the two and a half species of MISERABLE FUCK that live there.the ELLY is a photosynthetic creature that uses its big veiny EARS to gather SUNLIGHTthe PHANT is a CARNIVORE, it EATS the ELLYthe BUTTLEECH is a FREELOADER, it SUCKS poop from the PHANT's buttPerhaps in time, these genetic rejects will give rise to a thriving ecosystem... But probably notRules:1. Find a creature suffering from environmental pressures2. Copy it into MS Paint (or any other anti-aliased drawing program, if you're fancy like that)3. Add a feature to the creature that will make it better at not dying4. Reply to the post that had the old creature with your new, improved creature (and describe how it's different)It's that easy! And they told me you needed a degree to be an evolutionary biologist...
>>6328151Yup. They fly now.
>>6333269Here is an evo that does not require a picture, more of a social evolution.So you know how chimps do social grooming, picking each other clean of the various bugs and parasites that live in their fur? Well, the Gnorsh starts to develop something like that.Herds of Gnorsh will practice social grooming by way of brown-nosing each other. But this ain't because they have a fart fetish, it's to help remove buttleeches from their herdmate's body. Fewer leeches, the fewer nutrients get lost to b the parasites.Nasty? Absolutely. But Nature is a practical sort not concerned with little things like propriety or decency.
>>6327572The inflated buttleech's neck grows longer so that while they may float atop the polluted waters of Dump25, they may still suck down delicious sludge.
>>6333833the advent of grooming creates strong "social" bonding among genetically close members of the species, grooming offers next to no dirrect benefit to the individual this "indirect fitness" benefits there genetics to spread in the population with frontal bottom "pinching teeth" with a narrow channel between the teeth allowing for vedging protrusions to pull and slightly motile flat gripper teeth that all around makes grooming easier
>>6328153longer mouth increases reach and killing power to snatch up prey along with just some skin secretions to lower that chance of parasites
