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You are the most feared Warlord of the Seven peaks, the small woman infront of you informs you in a hushed tone. This seems true, judging from the leatherclad psychos braying what is ostensably your name - oh, and the flayed skulls.

This is strange, because 30 minutes ago you left work - an office job, boring - went into a normal doctors office for extremely minor surgery. Now you're the leader of the "ExecuKillers" according to the woman (who also informed you she's your concubine).

"So... Lord of Skulls..." You frown, and she smiles slightly. "Sorry, Nigel. Right. So..." she looks over her shoulder at the tent-flap, beyond which you can hear the drums of war and bellowing hores of warriros - your warrirors, now.
"This, uh, incident... well, bad timing. The Execukillers are about to go to war with the Bloodletters... and you need to rile them up. Quickly, too, because everyone's ready to leave."

[Continued below.]
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Still not dead. Started a new job. Update tomorrow, please forgive the slowness.
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>>5990049
In an office or as a warlord?
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>>5990081
A slave, obviously.
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>>5990049
>still not dead
>update tomorrow
>that was 4 days ago
Just give up, fag
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>>5993306
I gave up. I feel so bad :(
I started a new job so I have sorta an excuse, but I'm still disappointed in myself.

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The year is 2444. Much of mankind has abandoned a ruined Earth to live in space colonies. The countries on Earth have corresponding colonies just outside the planet's atmosphere. Rather than fight wars for political and social dominance, the colonies agree to hold a M.I.L.F Olympics every four years. Each country sends to Earth a representative, piloting a highly advanced Mechanized Infantry Land Frame, or M.I.L.F for short. Due to an oversight in the M.I.L.F Pilot recruitment program you have been recruited as Mexico's' only Pilot. With your 3rd generation mining M.I.L.F "Tequila Sunrise" you must defend your countries honor! First things first, what is your M.I.L.F best at?

>Speed!
>Strength!
>Mining?
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>>5980787
>>5980877
+1 to both. We can have multiple sponsors, right?
Those so-called pro" MILF pilots are absolutely covered in all sorts of sponsors, from Amazon-Boeing to Coca-Cola Corpse Reprocessing.
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With your ties to mining and your troubled past you of course have ties to the local orphanage/labor union. The fact that these two establishments are already heavily linked helps massively with your sponsorship deals! It helps less so for the poor orphan miners. Sister Foreman Superior Catalina Cabrera seemed to remember you from your years spent in her care, she gladly accepts your offer of sponsoring you and your R.A.P.E G.I.L.F, she even offers you a few of the orphans to help in the pit crew. With your crew and sponsorship sorted you're well on your way to Mecha stardom, this fact supported by the official invitation to the opening ceremony you find waiting in your mailbox. The opening ceremony is in three days time, there's a lot that needs to be done to get you frame ready.
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>>5982139
Do we have a checklist of what needs to be done?
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>>5982139
what do? Drink a Chinese modelo in the meantime.
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>>5982139
Put together a promotional video to get some fan support

You float about the void, a wasted carcass of white flesh and bleached bones. A slug relentlessly clutches to your remains as you bare yourself to the motherly embrace of the cold black nothing.

You’re submerged in the loving abyss, the parasite your only tether. This is your birthright, revel in it. Feel.

You feel
You are

> Alone

>Watched
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Vote locks in shortly, taking time to read and tally. But right now I’ll be taking advantage of this window between updates.

I’m currently debating whether or not to prune suspicious one ip’d votes before the lock in on this current vote due to the sudden influx of quick single postings.

Regardless after the next update and from now on non backlinked 1ip posts will simply be disregarded, a trip will also suffice.

The discussion regarding the options is greatly appreciated, and I’m surprised to see this much investment so early. Even if it’s caused it’s share of discourse.
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>>5979866
>>5979874
>>5979998
>>5980248
>>5980445
>>5980935
All of my votes. I can only assume the QM is stumped by the sudden cascade of samefagging, so everyone link back all your votes in order. This is far too interesting a qst to die off due to blatant bullshit among the voters.
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>>5980864
>>5980383
>>5980127
Those are my votes. I know I voted for EMBRACE THE MOON in the beginning but I don't remember which was me
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>>5981646
Hope this ain't dead really wanted to see where it would end up.
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Samefags ruin all the good qsts

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INGREDIENTS
-Imp tail (E)
-Greenwell Potatos (D)
-Sickle Herring (D)
-Darkbloom Mushrooms (E)
-Mystery Meat (?)
-Rockshell Tomato (C)
-Bilehound Slab (E)
-Leadborn Peas (B)

EXTRA
-Eastwind Spices (E)
-Salt (D)
-Pepper (D)
-Diluted slime (C)

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>>5982889
-better tongue, yes. Can talk, can haggle.
-New face. Not adventurer. Homunculus like you.
-girl, pretty, merchant, food, more?

" Instersted in my wares? Cough up some coin first~"

Quality (E->D)
Meat Ing.-> 45 Gold
Non Meat Ing. -> 35 Gold
Extra Ing.->25 Gold
Ing. from a specfic Region-> 55
Upgrade stock-> 475 Gold
Random Race Info-> 45 Gold
Random Food Recipe> 75 Gold


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>>5983087
>2 meat
>2 non meat

I don't think this quest is going to get very much traction with this sort of pacing.
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>>5983092
I just wanted a comfy food sim quest. Shit you are right. Should I call it off ? Maybe prep a bit for a redux? What should I take into consideration next?
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>>5983095
The initial tutorial was not presented very intuitively. You didn't mention that there's only one serving of every ingredient, for example.

I'm thinking
>skipping any preamble is fine
>start with 1 adventurer, with a line or two of what they want and MAYBE the opportunity to accept multiple different dishes so more than 1 anon's vote gets through.
>Bigger quests than this have died shopping. Just do a single lump purchase, or don't make it a vote at all.
>The second half of the shopping choices don't make sense for low intelligence homunculi to deal with. Introduce them through the master or something, or provide them as rewards from the customers.
>Sprinkly narrative hooks to slowly introduce the tavern, whoever operates it, and the surrounding areas.
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>>5983097
Well, I will be back soon with vengeance, thanks anon!

This is a Toriko fan quest, taking place after the manga/anime ended.

The world is in the Second Gourmet Age and you are Sterling Pister a student in his final year at Gourmet Hunter Academy.

Alright, your final assignment, which is necessary to graduate, is as you all you know the so called Graduation Full Course. This means that you need to come up with and hunt a full course meal using the ingredients available to this school. As a reminder anyone who successfully captures an ingredient with a Capture Level of 3 will be injected with gourmet cells, though I only recommend doing this if you're confident in your abilities. [/green.]

The moment your teacher is done with his speech you look at the form on your desk. There are of course eight courses in a full course menu and you had a good idea of what you wanted to go for, but the highest capture level is 2. Even your Main Course has a Capture Level of 1.

You have no doubt that your planned full course menu is good enough to let you graduate as is but should you keep it or try to go for the Gourmet cells? Of course as Gourmet Hunter you will get Gourmet Cells eventually just by eating delicious food but that way it can take a while. As you think it over you decide to at least fill in what you're already sure of.

*Hors d'Oeuvre: Almond Cabbage (CL less than 1)
*Soup: Rock River Soup (CL 1)
*Fish Dish: Garlick Crab (CL 2)
*Meat Dish: Bacon Leaves (CL 2)
*Main Course:


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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>5983119
> Try to fight

Let's back up Zongeh-- he already seems to be engaging one of the bandits (?) with his axe, so we might as well.
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>5983119
> Try to fight
Gas them with pepper spray
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>>5983119
>> Shout that there are intruders
They said they don't want attention, give it to them.
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>>5983119
> Try to fight
Nice finally some blood sacrifices for Mazela
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i want to believe

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A narrative evo game. Pick a creature, make a single iterative change to it that helps it to adapt to its environment.

Your creations may antagonize other player's creatures, defend themselves, adapt to an environment, or meet change through periodic "evolution table" events.

1. Always save your picture as a .png, and never use a soft edged painting tool. This allows other players to easily edit your creation should they wish, and lets less experienced people without developed artistic skill join in.

2. Any player can edit any creature. If two players edit the same creature that creates a split in the evolutionary line, which is great for biodiversity.

3. If a shitpost emerges, instead of complaining, try to herd it full circle back to plausibility. It's fun.
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The Cast:

The titular Ramel, a sort of warm blooded repto-insect with a blade on it's face and tail. An omnivore with a preference for delecious ragas berries or the occasional bord. Stupid, territorial, and asocial. A patrician choice for a sensible player.

The noble Ragas. A semi mobile plant that reproduces via berries. A mild acidic secretion allows it to break down soil for maximum extraction of nutrition, as well as any tough carrion, or incapacitated organisms it comes across.

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>>5980223
The Poisonous Ragas has stared its acids in its berries making them less tasty and more likely to hurt anyone trying to eat them.

>>5981530
Having had a lot of succes with dropping rocks the Blade Berry Ragas has grown a stronger and longer flail and now drops the blade of a Heavy Ramel. Unfortunately while this is more deadly it is also easier to spot to its succes rate when hunting dropped
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>>5985207
Eventually, some of them become so tall, they can be categorized as a new species: the Glumpier Ramel.
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>>5982007
a genetic fluke has granted it more intelligence enough to see that the world is ugly its UNEVEN
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>>5981926
>>5990849
The longneck Ramel grows a longer neck to easier reach Ragas and water without having to bend over.

For both camouflage and to appear better protected than it is the complete body of the Stonebody Ramel takes on the coloration as its rockyhide like armor

By the authority vested in you through the Law On the Administration of Special Military Districts under the Ministry of Defense, you, Lieutenant Colonel Gennady Nasirovich Liptsov, are the sole and final established authority on civil and military matters within Gordon District. All decisions there are ultimately yours to make.

Since arriving in Gordon, you have made it your main priority to establish contact with the security forces stationed in the region. You now command the 7th Glorian Internal Ministry Company, encamped at a local high school, and are searching for radio equipment that would enable you to contact the 216th Independent Motorized Rifle Battalion, stationed somewhere in the distant countryside north of Vadim-Tepe.
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>>5991743
>>Say something, Gennady! Stop them! The way in which V Platoon is conducting the assault is totally inappropriate to your objectives. They risk damaging the radio equipment you mean to acquire and, even if that were not the case, an approach like this risks injuring civilians when conducted in an urban area.

The fault is ours for not clearly communicating our expectations, and ignoring the tools at our disposal.

We went into this expecting their performance to mirror army troops with which we are familiar, they simply are not the same.

We mustn't be harsh, but we must correct the action and establish expectations.
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>>5991758 me

>>5994511
Backing this, as it's my rationale.
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>3 votes for Rashidev
>6 votes for damage control
you should have listened
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>>5991758
>>5992133
>>5992234
>>5992387
>>5992827
>>5994511
>>5994939
>>5994978
Okay, I am closing this in favor of order them to stop firing immediately, even if it means we have to take control from Rashidov right at the start of the operations.

I have had more work than I expected, but I hope to get something up here on Monday -- I will also post in the general thread
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>>5995229
Looking forward to it!

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Archive: https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Disappearing%20Hogwarts
Character Sheets: https://pastebin.com/mTYzU5uL
Twitter: https://twitter.com/head_qm

--

In the last thread you:

> Got shot at with blanks by Harry Potter

> Snuck into St. Mungo’s and discovered who were the hosts of Rowena Ravenclaw and Godric Gryffindor

> Found the entrance to Avalon and discovered you’d need all three Deathly Hallows to open it before Salazar broke through it

> Discovered that the Beast is actually Merin, fragmented beyond recovery

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>>5996477
>V2
is this a rewrite of a previous fic or a new one? asking because im saving these and i´d like to differintiate and tag which ones are which
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>>5996626
Thank you for caring enough to check it out; it is like 90% new but recycles some of the stuff from the pre-avalon date one. I intended to just add some extra seggs to that one but ended up wanting to do something more. It is mostly new aside from part of the middle which was just recycled.

So I would consider it a whole new one, especially with the extra non-lewd/romantic stuff.

I just put V2 because I had been fucking with it for a while.

Your picture in
>>5996621

was amazing. Apollo looking pissed at Elliot and Linda just looking sad in the back ground sold it.

If you ever wanted to do quick sketches, the, "chibi" characters are fun. I can't help wonder what the "chibi" Arty would look like.
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>>5996661
>I can't help wonder what the "chibi" Arty would look like.
i can do that easily, i´ll try to deliver one tonight
and thanks! i appreciate you linking it!
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Now I do need to know... what would Arty order at a McDonald's/Burger King/Wendy's?

I am going to guess a double what ever, with everything. Medium fries, extra salt. A small shake, and a medium soda. Maybe a side of chicken nuggets.

A Baconator at BK?

Maybe go with a happy meal at McD's with stuff on the side, just so she could get the toy, and she doesn't get to eat muggle food often, to keep it as a collectable?

I am positive she would love chocolate frosties and hot fries. It does seem that Wendy's is uncommon in the UK, however.

Oh fuck! She has never had like southern fried chicken, has she? So when we get her to spend summer with us, we have to go to like a chicken joint with her and Apollo. I am going to vote for her to come stay with us over the break, even if she thinks she needs to work, once we get back from Spain.
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>>5996661
my pleasure, i really like your stuff, hope you can keep doing more of it in the future, this one has to be my new personal favorite tho, they way you wrote the romantic but cheese lines near the end sounded legit, like something people of their age would actually say, great job on that

>>5996735
she would definitely get a medium, large would be too much for her, mostly the soda, those cups hold way more liquids than one would think
she would definitely go for a happy meal, food PLUS a toy? she would love the concept alone
>friend chicken
KFC is a global brand, right? we need to get her some of that, maybe both the regular crunchy and the spicy recipes, wonder which one of them has the biggest spiciness tolerance?

btw. was that you who made the small fanfic with the winner?

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This story is about a young man working hard to make a living.
What is his occupation? (Choose one)

>1: Farmer. Strong muscles makes tilling the earth easier. (STR+)
>2: Thief. Nimble hands means easier pocketchange. (DEX+)
>3: Doctor. Smart mind finds the cure. (INT+)
>4: Musician. Silver tongue pleases the crowds. (CHA+)
>5: Write in. (Define which stat this would increase)

One night while the young man sleeps tight in his bed after a long days work, something strange happens to him...

What is that strange thing? (Choose one)
>A: A burgler tries to steal from his room.
>B: Wild and vivid dreams of adventure occupy his night.
>C: The moonlight slips through his window, bathing him in mystical light.

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>>5981009
>Let Joergen participate
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Sorry for the long gap since last post. Had some irl things to do
I will write soon ish
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>Let Joergen participate
-
Inindur and Joergen interrogates the bandit for a couple hours. When questioned, the bandit replies with insults, jokes about genitalia, and how ugly Inindur and Joergen is.
Joergen remains calm, but Inindur can sense how Joergen is waiting for a good moment to perform some violence.


How does Inindur proceed?
>Convince the bandit to give up information
>Intimidate the bandit
>Let Joergen do his thing
>Try a different method
>Write in

Roll me a d10 with your vote
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>>5986615
>Write in
Perform a blood ritual in front of the bandit, scare the living behesus out of him. Tell him he'll be next if he doesn't give you answers
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>>5986615
>Convince the bandit to give up information

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Sing, goddess, of thirsty Argos, and of the glory of Hippomedon Aristomachides - sing of the folly of Adrastus, of the savagery of Tydeus and of Oedipal transgressions! Sing, O Muse, of Zeus’ designs, which even now come to fulfillment…
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>>5996627
RIP horse
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>>5996627

I've successfully resisted dead horse jokes this whole raid, are you proud of me, Σοφροσυνη?

Update shortly.
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Your great hand wraps around the heavy ball of leather and stone - and with a single motion, you hurl it precisely at Cleombrotor’s head! He doesn’t register your motion – there’s no change in his positioning or his stride as the stunner darts towards him like a diving falcon. He’s so focused on his imminent cast that your stunner catches him completely by surprise - there’s an audible CLANG like the ringing of a bell, and the prince’s legs can no longer bear his weight. Dropping his spear, he crashes into the earth thunderously, and his armor clatters upon him; he is motionless, limbs askew. You hear the frightened screaming of Kleobis, now concerned for his eldest brother as well, but ignore these wailings – he and his brothers are no longer a threat.

Archigeiros has fared little better – Pronax has planted another spear into the breast of a prized stallion, and the slaying of the creature forces Archigeiros to drop his reins and wildly hack at the bonds of the horse. The lack of direction causes the chariot to careen wildly out of control – akin to Phaethon’s disastrous flight over Aithiopia. Archigeiros manages to release the dead horse before his chariot is destroyed, maintaining control, but the chase is finished. With two of four horses dead, he must bring the chariot to a halt. The Tegean man loses his composure and howls wordlessly in rage and frustration; it is a sweet music to you!

You glance at Pronax, who is scanning the back-trail as you just did – with the Tegean noblemen beaten aside, and their foot-patrols unable to keep pace, you’ve escaped! Relief wells up into your throat, but you resist the urge to release an unmanly whoop of joy – such conduct is unbecoming in the ideal Argive soldier.

Pronax meets your gaze, his dirty horse-hair crest ruffling in the night breeze, and gives you a warrior’s salute, fist raised high – you return the gesture at once. As you ride clear of the Tegean estates, you reconstitute your honorguard at your previous campsite, collect your donkey-cart of Tegean wealth (bound hostage within) and guide the cattle at a more sustainable pace north. You learn that Chabrianos, your intrepid scout, had created a beeswax and charcoal mixture, and then promptly sealed the ears of the hostage. She is now quite deaf, in addition to being blind and mute, he assures you. You make a mental note to supply the lad with a night of wine and women upon your return to beautiful Argos.

Atop Arion, you tally your spoils gleefully:

>500 head of prime Tegean cattle.
>1 donkey-cart of Tegean gold, jewels, and goods (worth approximately another 500 cattle)
>1 noblewoman hostage of uncertain value.

While you had been hoping for more cattle, you’re nonetheless pleased with the raid. Additionally, after conference with Pronax, you are quite certain that your identities as Heraclids have not been compromised. The conclusion is clear:

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QM’s note: Well done, players – you successfully charted a reasonable course through a risky heist, did not take excess risks, and when serendipity provided you a gift – you took it and ran!

I ran out of time for the next vote post, but I'm hoping to get this up by tomorrow afternoonish EST.
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>>5996654
Based scout is based. Love that little guy.

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In times past, giants walked the earth. Now, they shall awaken and walk again.

The first nuclear weapon detonated in 1945, showering the earth in radiation that had gone unseen for millions of years. The opening of Pandora's Box led to countless explosions, twice against man, and many more in barren deserts and oceanic depths. As the crust of the planet became charged with energy once more, ancient things began to stir.

You play as one of these creatures: A young Kaiju, awakened by radiation and ready to feed on it. As one of many who are emerging into existence, the time has come for you and your ilk to reclaim your rightful place as the rulers of Earth.
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>>5996093
The beast is restless. It can sense it's target to the west and a new yet familiar threat to the east. It is is seen patrolling the borders of the tile only stopping to let out a roar when at the eastern part and some strange sound outside the frequency range humans normally can hear when at the west.
>If either kaiju enters this tile spend all three turns attacking.
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>>5996295

It is sort of interesting that the players fell into three camps:

>big monster of various types
>hive mind thing
>reality-warping anomaly

We didn't get any speed freaks, robots, flying beasts, or inanimate objects.

I was also thinking that you could do a fun "God Beast" multiplayer game in a fantasy setting with this system, and instead of radiation powering the creatures, the beasts are nascent deities being powered by natural magical sources or belief of sapients, etc etc.
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>>5996666
Ay nice quads

Yeah, I was actually taking inspiration from God Games for the energy system. There was one a few years back called 'multiplayer god abortion quest' or something, that had 'ren' as an energy source and gods making their own domains. I don't think they had a stat system. The system can be pretty setting-agnostic, I think. It's just that running it on Earth is the easiest because we have real world references for where the energy sources are concentrated. Someone with a homebrew fantasy world map could do just as well.

When opening the quest, I was hoping for a giant robot a la jet jaguar, but I guess those are less fun to begin the game with. The robo-kaiju trope usually comes in the middle of a series, so it makes sense nobody signed up for it. Would've been interesting to see them ally with humanity immediately and get benefits from it.

Narrating for Shroomy was also very interesting. Shroomy and Hivemind had a sort of Eldritch Horror playstyle, where they engaged far stronger with humanity directly and focused on cults/politics.
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>>5996680

I mean, I am finding it very interesting that maybe two players are interested in quickly ascending the power ladder through kaiju battle, and a bunch more are basically staying out of trouble and slowly gathering strength on their own. Hard to say which is the better strategy given that the peaceful players have mostly survived so far.

I sort of imagined a faster quest with way more monster-to-monster conflict at the start.
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>>5996525
> I guess it probably only occurred to me as the one who made the system, but I was expecting the Size-up to be used as a shield at some point. Like how Shelob was killed by Ursa but instantly healed up before dying
Ah damn, I wish I knew that… I was kind of seeing it as "you upgrade and get healed at the end of the turn but if you die before that, you die"

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You're a stick with a witches hat. Your name is Mazela. You're a queen of the witches forest.

>Stick around
>Become a bigger stick
>Grow other stick parts
>Other
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>>5980084
>Nudge harder, then check pulse
You better not be dead, we have a crack pipe to sell for mad cash money
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>>5980151
>>5981012
I'll roll now, but do the drawing later when I have time
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>>5980151
>>5981012
Mazela thinks to her "Fuck this shit, I'm tired of this life, I'm tired of doing drugs, getting drunk and going to parties. I'm going to clean myself life, lead a life of sobriety and become a house builder like my papa was". And it was at that moment that the door bell rung. Mazela looked who it is and noticed it's the pigs. "AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW SHIIIIIEEEEETTTTT, just as I'm about to sobber up."

>talk to them, see what they want
>try to wake up Width Stick Mashallah again
>abscond, since fuck this shit
>wait, they'll probably leave
>write-in
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>>5982790
>>wait, they'll probably leave
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>>5983123
You wait, they stop knocking and after like a minute you carefully look out the window to see if the pigs have gone. You notice they are nowhere to be seen, but at the same time a cold chill start running down you back "Fuck, what did we do?"

>Try to wake up Width Stick Mashallah again, he might have clues
>Fuck this, we're becoming house builders
>Take the gun out of the drawer, end it
>Other (write-ins)

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Previous chapters: https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Heretic%20Cultivator%20Quest
MC info Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/x5rCdZpq
Sect/ disciple info Doc: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1A0Yghkqs4WxALnnlVJ2uPpphQk9NQ4ME32DzC1qWp7Q/edit?usp=sharing
Folklore: https://pastebin.com/AnbsrDcd
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You are Huanliuxue (欢流血, Happy Bloodshed/ Happy to Shed Blood), She who touched and dyed the moon red, the rightful ruler of and most impressive amongst all beasts, the heir to the primordial throne of true primordial nobility, an popular amateur writer, the founder and first and current grand master of the palace of natural laws sect (宫殿的野生彝宪, Gōngdiàndīyěshēngyíxiàn) and creator of the cultivation technique following the dao of ghosts and grudges, there heretical art of the Ruler of the Great Wheel's Law(统治者的这重大轮回法律, Tǒngzhìzhědīzhèzhòngdàlúnhuífǎl), and you are also the rightful monarch of the kingdom of the buried army of those who dared oppose the order of the heavens, the aggressors and only victims of the bloodless war, a kingdom of graves, tombs and quiet catacombs filled to brim with vengeful spirits, hungry ghosts and ancient warriors turned phantom calamities.

However, the king who has lost his name and been forgotten by all outside of his cursed followers and soldiers trapped beneath the now split mountain you claimed and marked as your own years ago, still holds most of the lands of one of your rightful domain. And while it is but one of the many kingdoms and titles that are rightfully yours, the forgotten king and his toadies have earned your ire and enmity through all the wrongs they have committed against you and yours. They tried to attack you while you were in deep meditation and refining the ghostly essence saturating the tomb kingdom, and during your student's valiant defense of your cultivation chamber, one of those brute's cursed one of poor Qiang's eyes, forcing her to tear it out herself! And since everyone, men and beast alike, mistake her for your daughter, you may as well pay them back for that injury as if she truly was from a litter of yours! And that isn't to mention the insults the governor of his that you've been using like a caged canary and footstool has spat your way. And still is. Even though Yin Zhao has been your prisoner for quite some time, he hasn't once wept or wailed pathetically with the other loyalists you keep caged to sing you pretty and sorrowful songs while you hold court and appease your subjects by alleviating the agony of their wretched and cursed existence trapped here beneath the earth. Not quite in hell, but certainly not alive.

Subjects who are now braying and barking for "blood" and vengeance, the fury they feel towards their former leader for getting them trapped in this sorry state driving them all into a frenzy, even those who are usually cool headed, composed and mostly sane after the long centuries confined here by the heavens' spite.
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>>5996837
*Until it is healed.

Also messed up the bold on the "You're being warped somewhere else". And Aodasheng is being transported wherever you end up as well
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>>5996837
>>Stellar
Above the skies. Above the gods themselves. Where the entire world can see this joyous battle. A place where the living cannot tread. But an empress without peer and a king long dead? Why that's a different story. Let's show him something over heaven.
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>>5996837
>Stellar
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>>5996837
>Home
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>>5996837
>>Stellar
Time to dance upon the blood moon.

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>>5970571
>Art: Dan Mora
>Alt-Text: Comic cover of The Riddler in the foreground. In the background, cut out newspaper letters spell “Riddle Me This” while Superman and Batman leap into action in front of a maze.

Batman: Superman! You have to fight it!
Ivy: The sun doesn’t fight. It feeds.

Clark starts glowing as a field of flowers spawns in a ring around him. The parks shudder and flexes, the ground itself pulsating.

Batman: You are stronger than this! Stronger than most people! You landed on a world of hate and violence and chose to make it better. It doesn’t matter if she’s sapping your energy. Your real power is your will!

Your ally grits his teeth, Failsafe buzzes in your ear about magnetic waves but it doesn't have to bother. You can taste electricity in the air. Leaves rustle, but this is no wind.

Sfx: SBOOOMMSHH!!


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>>5993292
A quote from "Artifacts" from The Batman, good taste on that anon.
Fun fact, the episode was written by Greg Weissman and directed by Brandon Vietti, who would go on to co create the Young Justice animated series.
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>>5992753
>Trust
>Everything Must Go
We talk them down, or we take them down. Cutting a deal with Waller is not a great idea right now.
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test
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>>5992753
Changing my vote from >>5992807 to
>Trust
>Everything Must Go
in that order. If talking them down fails due to Threshold or something, we have no choice remaining but to fight. Other than Threshold himself, it seems like the other three really do not want to be involved in this.
>What the hell, Threshold? I didn’t sign up to fight the Little Shop of Horrors!
>Sorry to interrupt your hot date but the bossman says he’ll yeet me into a wall if you’re still breathing.
>I’ve just been defrosted with a hangover to kill some poor mopes again. I am NOT in the mood.
EVO and Frostbite seem like the easiest to flip. The former because he can be a fellow bat, literally. The latter because if Threshold goes then Frostbite isn't threatened with imminent head explosion. Powerhaus seems more no-nonsense plus he's in a shitty state overall, so he might be a bit harder. I doubt we can ever win over Threshold in any way, and if we can then I can't see the way through to him.
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>>5992762
Hey OP this one's for you

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The weird thing that came out of the wall can talk. It tells you that she was just in a room like this, and asks you where she is.
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>>5977615
You tell her that she is in the famous brothel Wet Bussy and that you're both bondage fanatics
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>>5977649
>"Aaaaarms? I don't know where we are. I'm Derf."
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>>5977649
"Where's your bleeding hole?" Of course, we mean the trepanning, what else?
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>>5977615
>I have no Idea. Could you please search in my headhole for secrets?
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>>5979101
+1


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