“The Krieger Corp is the life for me,A gun, bed and funeral for free.That’s my lot in the Black Company.”It took the Earth 10 long years to die. Like every planet afflicted by the pervasive sentient plague that swept the galaxy at the turn of the 23rd century, aptly named The Rot, Earth’s demise was slow and agonising at first then violent and sudden by the end. The seas boiled and the air turned to ash in the wake of the continent-shattering orbital bombardments that cleansed her and a hundred other worlds.20 years later, the dust of the Purification Wars has settled and the surviving xenos empires have finished carving up the remaining colonies of those less fortunate races between them, including those few left from Earth’s initial phase of expansion. Just rewards for the victorious alien’s part in saving the galaxy. The surviving human population, once many billions, now numbers in the mere millions. An entire race of refugees, vagrants and backwater outcasts begging, stealing and labouring as second-class citizens, servants or slaves under uncaring alien masters.A lifetime of backbreaking work for stale recycled oxygen units and a handful of credits is the best fate most humans can hope for. Little wonder then that the violent but lucrative life of a mercenary holds such appeal. As the novelty of peace wears off and the rival alien nations rattle their sabres once more, human mercenaries are in high demand for their crude effectiveness and affordable prices.And of all the human mercenary firms, there are none so infamous and so highly sought after as the services of the Black Company…=============================================Twitter: https://twitter.com/BlackCompany666Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Knew we'd get it.
Brilliantly done, anons!As I've got to take a personal break and we are nearing the end up the thread limit, this seems a good time leave the thread there. We will resume with a new thread and firefight vote in due course, I'll update on the /qtg/ general and twitter when that will be in the next few weeks.
>>6401425Thanks for running boss, it's always a blast
>>6401425thanks for running boss, hope your emergency isn't too bad.
Holy shit, I missed a hell of a vote near the end. ALSO FUCK YEA, WE SURVIVED!>>6401425See ya around bossman.
One day at a time....That's what the social worker assigned to you keeps repeating. It is to help with the 'rehabilitation' process or some such bullshit. They shoved you into a group home, tell you to study hard to finish your education and force you to socialize with girls your age.That woman has to know it's useless. You are going to age out of the system and get tossed within the year. What is the point? Everything has no meaning, no duty, no chivalry...This is all the fault of the Pretty Star Warrior bitches and those Arkadian Kingdom bastards!Those supernatural assholes destroyed the Sumi gang with their war over humanity and magic. It's hard to know which one did more damage. Was it the Arkadian Kingdom taking over and tainting every gangsters' heart crystal? Or was it the Pretty Star Warriors handing over all the dirty secrets of the gang to the cops after purifying everyone?Every allied yakuza in the Greater Tokyo association was furious. They issued the zetsuenjo permanent expulsion, a literal death warrant for the Sumi gang. The godfather had to willingly offer up his life and disband the gang to let his underlings off the hook.You remember digging his grave on that remote mountain. You remember the coldness of the soil, how hard it was to dig with the shovel. Hands bled and blood trickled down the handle, but you didn't stop. The grave had to be deep; it had to be proper for a righteous man."Azami..." Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6400277Too bad for her, our girl Azami is not a lesbo. It'd be a funny reflection if, where Haruka was a samurai family girl falling for a yakuza boy, Azami will be a yakuza girl falling for a samurai family boy
>>6400583We don't really know either way, do we? We never got that far with our would-be harem. Can't really say we fell for anyone yet. Not even sure he would've been able to stay as a lost child. T'was up to behind the scene rolls, no?
>>6400273>a local who has to guide the 'visitors' from your humble village to the great northern kingdom>village doesn't have enough to be charitable to host a bunch of worthless mouths>needs the reward of guidingSofia 0.5 is that you? Outta of curiosity, would you ever do a continuation to that winter oneshot? Even though the heroine took a much more villainess path than Azami and Haruka. >>6400277Thanks for running, QM! I hope in the future the curse doesn't upturn the world's economics again into making you lose a job.
>>6400589>would-be haremI for one was in the camp of "establish something within the letter of the vow, maybe a sports group or gambling crew or similar fun-focused group, then disband it immediately on the vow being fulfilled" as the strategy>Not even sure he would've been able to stay as a lost child. T'was up to behind the scene rolls, no?It would seem so.
>>6400583You're right. Our girl Azami is a bisexual with complicated feelings about Lady Hathor. I read a bunch of baihe novels recommended to me.>>6400608Probably not going to do another thread of Sofia. It was a highly experimental quest and used action points. As for questions on Mahou Shoujo Quest's minor oath, remember you need to gather handsome boys for your harem or baseball team to fulfill it.
> While every world travels slowly towards its end, yours has just begun its journey.> For this world, the cycle of Gods and Men spins anew, on freshly birthed lands awash with life.> You are a being of creation, a God, among the first divinities born not long after a world’s genesis. You possess innate knowledge and immense power, with which you may seize dominance and carve out a place for yourself in these savage, untamed wilds.Welcome to a spinoff installation of Beings of Creation, a long-running tactical civ-style hexcrawl based on your imagination. You are a non-omniscient divine being of great power. You find yourself spontaneously brought into existence in a prehistoric, primeval world, untouched by Gods.The rules are relatively simple, and may be picked up as you go, but the document below goes into detail. Most players are familiar veterans of the game, so don't be shy and feel free to ask questions.https://docs.google.com/document/d/1eOyLUfkbgVFHjIPmNmcW9G2wQE7CZenv69m9yQF_aMYhttps://discord.gg/SaH8tBttxWith several gods already out of the running, feel free to post a god sheet in the thread if you’re interested in joining in.>Epoch 22 begins!
>>6402380The disciples of Mount Ao learn not to attempt to behold what the elders' hands do when they interact with a "core". The bodies of crazed madmen who'd stuffed themselves into the maws of the Long guardians after perceiving the incomprehensible left a lasting enough image.
Rolled 4, 1, 7, 4 = 16 (4d10)>>6401207Rolling culture against ?
Rolled 6, 5, 7, 1 = 19 (4d10)>>6402523Rolling defense
Rolled 5, 2, 2, 10, 10, 10, 5, 4, 9, 9 = 66 (10d10)>>6401198MA+2DI: Joldlectric Omnitools (Jold metalworking and power tools)The newest generation of Omnitools, these evolved variants integrate jold-binding nanites and oltar conduction components to allow high performance power tools to be manifested on demand.Hands become electrical chainsaws, eyes are backlit with fog lights, legs shift into pistons for huge jumps and fingers split into twenty or more dextrous digits for tapping away at a keyboard.The sheer versatility is astounding, but ordinary citizens are not usually able to adopt these more radical forms without training by the cybercult, teachings they bestow only when benefits them.There are however no small number of tech renegades who disregard such strictures, youths developing custom ‘ware and flexing it before jetting off to avoid the technocultists throwing bricks at them.MA+3DI: Teachings of The Sun: Cyber Century (Indirect conversion action, benefitting from bonuses to conversion. Pop damage dealt is added to the converting unit, or civ if a hero kills them. All prior tech for direct converts applies, including temple. Base damage of these attacks equals conviction. Damage is always x1 regardless of unit size. Hero modifiers are standard. Heroes can use this tech with an equipped compatible artefact.)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6402588(I forgot to add prereqs and shit to this, I’ll fix it later)But oh, how to build such devices? A problem for later.1: Convert 4 mana into 2DIObtain Spirit 62: Hydrascale build Road to meet Tsss road3-8: Build assimilation pylons on 12 nearby hexes, non xenowyld, non mountain ones.9: will do later10: will do later
On a faraway world, humanity is thriving. Across the surface of this planet, thousands of tribes have been born and most of them have fallen to the wayside in their quest to become something greater – true civilisations. Only the worthy have evolved beyond a tribal state and now they are ready, to leave their mark on the world for evermore.We are following one such civilisation, who call themselves the Croglatovic – the People of the Great Lake, in their own tongue.They belong to the Scavic, a race of people with soft faces, fair hair and blue-grey skin. Like the rest of their kind, they inhabit the Grascan, a vast oceanic forest filled with dangerous beasts and towering trees.The Croglatovic have dominated the shore of the Croglatol and the banks of the Choslitol, a great lake and the river that flows from it into the sea. Here, the forest is thin and civilisation is allowed to flourish without fear of predation.Though most of the Croglatovic still enjoy a rural lifestyle of rearing swine and tending to hives of honey bees, the city of Ancron has become increasingly important to the chiefdom. Hundreds of men and women now work as artisans, copyists and couriers. Instead of growing or butchering their own food, they pay for it with toroc, the shell money that serves as the civilisation's currency. Urbanity is taking hold.Yet the chiefdom still clings to its faith. The Croglatovic have devoted themselves to An, the Allmother and the source of the divine energy that flows through all living things – Drocrom. Though the sisterhood of priestesses known as the drobrac oversee the worship of Allmother, the chiefdom has other gods. Il, the Great Father, the first son and first lover of An, serves as her masculine counterpart, while the Four Winds govern the natural world.The most notable servants of Il are the Brulicruvic, the Truthguard, the warrior caste of the Croglatovic. Armed with spears and dressed in shining scales, they defend the Croglatol from Grovic thieves and foreign raiders. As the chiefdom comes to rely on bronze rather than copper, these soldiers will have to adapt and embrace new technology. Will they find success in this new age, or will they fail the civilisation that they serve?The warriors aren't the only ones who shall be challenged by the shifting status quo. The wily merchants of the Croglatovic might have more avenues for exploitation than ever before, yet they also have to deal with more competition. The Glalividul and Anidan, the chieftain and saint who rule over the chiefdom, may struggle to manage the increasingly clever Glavic, the council of headsmen and patriarchs who serve them. Great change awaits this civilisation.
>>6373173miss you op
Archived the Quest, remember to vote anons https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=yet+another+civ
:(I hope OP comes back someday...
>>6379026He'll be back. He makes quality stuff and sometimes just disappears and reappears. He's luckily not a flaker like many first time QM's tend to do.
I'm still salty OP nuked the civ in one of the previous threads for no goddamn reason. Now I see another thread is up and the civ is in advanced stage anyways. What was the point of nuking it in first place
Lytek was, like most work days, sitting behind his desk. The God of Exalted stroked his white beard after penning a recommendation for a Lunar Exaltation, reviewing his work. Satisfied, the grandfatherly god smiled, and put the letter in his filing cabinet, where a copy would be instantly made and transmitted to Luna. A knock came on his door, and Lytek looked up. “Come in,” he called, raising his hand to both open the door and ready the chair, all without standing. He moved his piles of papers to the sides of his desk, ready to meet this visitor. But it was not a visitor, but his assistant and daughter, Lysidore. “Father!” She said, rushing into the room. “We have an emergency! A whole circle of Sidereals were killed!” Lytek's eyes bulged. He stopped himself from asking details - he could learn them after his work was done. On cue, he heard five thumps in his locked cabinet. The Exaltations had arrived. “Here,” he said to Lysidore, reaching under his desk and offering his cleaning implements to her. “Help me prepare them.” The graveness of the situation pulled down her excitement. Father had never asked her to help him in his duties. Not like this. She grabbed the tools and pulled a few files from the top of his short stack, labeled “Sidereal Exaltation Candidates.” Lytek unlocked his cabinet and five small will-o'-the-wisps floated above his hand. Amber, cerulean, crimson, emerald, ans violet - one for each of the Castes. Pure Essence, empowered by the Five Maidens of Destiny. “Quickly,” he said, “there should be some Dragon-Blooded ready to be lifted to the stars.” In a frenzy, Lysidore spread out and looked down at the files she pulled. All were dynasts of the Scarlet Empire. “The Bronze Faction will have something to say-” “Not when it's this many at once,” Lytek grinned, his white beard moving with his cheeks. Grudges from the Solar Purge still persisted among the gods, especially he who was held back from his duties. The blades of Sidereals held Lytek in check as the Solars extracted and imprisoned his charges. It was a gamble for Lytek, but potentially denying one Dragon-Blooded for the Bronze Faction to steer was worth it. Even better if this Sidereal-to-be did not join the Bronze. Besides, four more Sidereals would join. It will be noted one was a dynast, but it will not be an outrage. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Come back soon Starry...
Well, if the QM isn't going to post anymore, maybe I should make my own Exalted quest instead. I'm sure I could make a bett
>>6362420Dang the curse struck him down mid sentence
>>6362425THE CURSE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THISI WANT MY WOD/EXALTED QUEST TO GO ON AND TO NOT DIE AS IF THE QM WAS STRUCK DOWN BY THE DIVINE WRATH OF THE RNG GODS!!!!!
>>6362445How did ancient peoples trick their gods
Today was supposed to be a day like any other, with boring lessons from teachers that seem to despise their students. That is, until you saw her.She was one of the seniors, and was just going about her day, smiling and chatting with her friends. Thing is, she was completely nude.The even more confusing part? No one seemed to notice it. Everyone was completely oblivious to it.What do you do?>Confront her>Ask other students or teachers if they notice it>Tail her for a bit, see what you can find>Other (fill in yourself)
>>6356586>+1interesting quest, but the last vote being 3 days ago and op's last post being 4 days ago seems like a redflag to me
>>6357981Typical, another quest goes bust under 50 posts.
>>6355876dice+10000
>>6359646Options field. Just below Name, above the post field.
>>6359652alright thanks
You're a monster.Harsh but true. You, Kyle Mercer age 23, are a monster.Take it from me. Real recognizes real. Sure, it's not entirely your fault. You didn't used to be this way, but let's be honest with ourselves here: the difference between you now and the Old You is that the New You just doesn't care anymore. Peel away the skin, strip away the gossamer thin wrappings of civilization and society, and what do we have underneath?A creature of instinct. Hunger and hate. You. A monster.
>>6400031>that retarded guyTo be honest, I forgot all about the Worm. Good riddance.
>>6400269Oh yeah, having the people Kyle killed show up in his dreams kind of reminded me of An American Werewolf in London.I did wonder if Kyle had to mercy kill someone would they still end up monsterfied in his dreams.
>>6400328>I did wonder if Kyle had to mercy kill someone would they still end up monsterfied in his dreams.I was originally going to do more with that but ended up dropping it. The idea was that all the people Kyle consumes stay with him. He would collect souls that would go free when (if) he finally regained humanity.Players worked out a deal with the Pale Thing though so the spooky dreams stopped.Then I realized I'd forgotten to include and souls from people Kyle killed outside of the scope of the quest and I just quietly ditched it.
>>6400551Ah I did wonder about that. I figured they might show up later if the Pale Thing ever got really pissed and wanted to go full throttle, but then we made that deal so he backed off. So I'd suppose alls well that ends well.If we hadn't worked out the deal and thrown him out I presume we'd have lost all our powers we had with him. Or would he be back at some point. Maybe something worse would have tried to take its place lol.If we had ever had a fight in a graveyard maybe Pale Thing could have turned corpses into zombies with blood magic or something? Just to get another horror genre in.
>>6400615>Zombies Probably wouldn't have gone that way. I wanted to keep things a little weirder, less clear cut.
All preparations are over. No more distractions. You gotta get the plan underway. The main objective is to drag the head of the mafia (Gianluigi Youhao) out of his own little bunker. Thrust him into the spotlight his men are creating, and let the law enforcers do their job. This is the only way he’s going to face justice before he moves to a safer place. No other window of time. No other opportunities.The first part of the mission is to go through the hidden passages in the sewers that lead directly to the Youhao Clan Headquarters. Celia knows the way through these catacombs, and the base like the back of her hand. “Hey, hey, who died and made you queen? You’re not coming with us, are you?” Celia slips out of Lydie’s friendly arms. The eccentric fan club leader ended the last thread holding you both.“Haven’t you noticed?! We’re divided into two teams. We need our beautiful flame wielder!” Lydie points at you and Rora. “Our intrepid yet sneaky thief!” Lydie points at Crossbill and Celia. “And the wildcard with exceptional athleticism!” Lydie points at herself and Matilda. “You know, the essentials!”“So, we are, like, me, Crossy, and Mat?” Aurora is doing the math. You can tell she’s serious since she’s using her fingers.“Count me in.” Matilda is so ready to kick some butts.“Sounds arbitrary, but eh, there’s no idea I can’t make work. Welcome to the best trio, Mat.” Crossbill sees no issue.“Your trio has nothing on us.” You get competitive with your bestie. “Tell ‘em, Celia.”Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6361401“Hey, there! A face I can trust, this is way better than I expected.” You really relax now.“And it’s the mob boss.” Matilda smirks.“Oh yeah, the mob boss. Suuure. I can carry those in my back pocket all the time, I just don’t brag. Can’t intimidate the newbies, you feel me?” Roger chuckles. “She’s serious, old man.” Celia crosses her arms all smugly.“...Oh, damn, this is solid fuckin’ GOLD! I’d say you all are leaving me without a job, but I was supposed to be retired.” Roger is losing his mind as he approaches Youhao. He shakes his head at him. “Bribed half the force, and the bastard never gave me a cent. Karma is all fucked up sometimes.” “We all are a brew of his own demise.” Matilda is enjoying this.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6361402“Why are you idiots lookin’ all down...?” Odetta has arrived with coffee in hand. “Did someone die while I was gone for 15 minutes…?”“We should stop opening with that line.” You say.“And it was longer than 15 minutes.” Matilda adds.“Whatever.” Odetta knocks on the door to Fort Lydie. “Good luck with your shit.” “Be safe too.” You smile at your ghostly buddy.“Y-Yeah, yeah. Let’s get going! We gotta save the city or some of that corny stuff!” Celia is tired of the awkwardness.“It’s good to see you, kid.” Roger smirks back at her bi-niece.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6361404Thanks for running!
>>6361404Thanks for running.
With the Tournament of Power brought to a close, the Seventh Universe has emerged triumphant once more. Led by the Saiyan warriors, the Seventh's victory was secured. And with the wish on the Super Dragon Balls used to restore the other universes that were eliminated and erased, the final hidden trial was passed, and all eight of the universes up for elimination were allowed to remain. Yet, even with this victory, peace doesn't last in the Seventh Universe for long. As old hatreds rise and long-buried grudges resurface, will you have what it takes to keep everything you've worked the last 28 years of your life to build? Or will those who seek your end ultimately triumph? That all depends on you, and your choices.You the players will (most often) control Karn. A Saiyan man who has grown from his lowly beginnings as a mid-tier Saiyan Brawler with a sub-3000 powerlevel in Age 733 to become not only the strongest Saiyan of his time at AGE 759, but also personal friend to the former emperor Lord Freeza, father to over a dozen powerful and unique children, a mentor and teacher to his fellow Saiyans, and the indisputable winner of the Tournament of Power. Wielder of the Berserker Soul, and the powerful Stand Divine Dragon Force, you're fully equipped to handle any threat that comes your way. But what will you do when the threats aren't always physical, when you can't simply punch all your problems away?Character sheets and other info: https://controlc.com/46ec566dhttps://pastebin.com/u/GrandDragonQMArchive:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Saiyan+Conqueror+QuestHelp fund quest art commissions and get exclusive side stories as well as artwork by joining the patreon for only $1/month at https://www.patreon.com/GrandDragonQMQuest rules are as follows(unless otherwise noted):>30 minute vote times>Pick ONLY ONE option when voting>Dice rolls are all best of three correctly-rolled diceComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
24 hours until the new episode begins! I hope you're ready!>>6361927>ChronoaMost of her anti-you setups left were already taken care of. Mechikabura mainly undid those. But a few, well... Fu is curious how you'll handle certain encounters.
>>6361934>FuTangentially related, but is it possible to tap into Supreme Instinct without transforming? We're gonna put the boots to that BOY one day I swear.
>>6361935Potentially. It is linked to the Berserker Soul, as the core of that rage is icy. As for spoilers, well... We'll see.
SOON
It's TIME! >>6362251
For House and Dominion: A Knight's TalePrevious Thread: https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2025/6216450/H&D Wiki: https://houseanddominion.fandom.com/https://twitter.com/ThatSlowTypingGYou are Joanna Farrell, a would be Knight from the Dominion of Royal Houses. You are among the few remaining survivors of House Meros, a minor House that fell during the turmoil and wars of the early 41st century. Now you and other aspirants have ventured out into the unexplored regions of the universe aboard the starship Bertrand to seek your fortune and gather resources to someday reclaim your lost House. >The CrewThe now landless 'Errant' Knight Dar'el Camdie has gathered your group of Knight aspirants in the hopes of forging you into a force to be reckoned with. Despite his age he's a capable fighter and tough by the standards of the Dro'all.Chief Miriam Hannah is in charge of your ship the Bertrand and has been acting as its captain for years now. Sergeant Mulyadi Reza commands the marines aboard ship and acts as your training officer. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6402176>[ ] Keep them occupied for the other teamwe can form a burning living wall which sounds metal as fuck to cover the others retreat
>>6402176>[ ] Keep them occupied for the other team
>>6402004>"Please don't be some bullshit like a protomolecule that grows off reactor energy." That Expanse reference. Great show.>>6402176>[x] Keep them occupied for the other teamI was thinking the liquid hydrogen could make a cool flamethrower, but this is also fine.
We're 5 threads from the bottom and I'm mostly burned out. Not making a lot of progress lately writing. It'll probably be a week before I start up another thread.
>>6402838You've managed an awesome thread. Let it archive and rest a bit.
You are a young woman, who one day wakes up invisible. You don’t know how, you don’t know why, and maybe you don’t want to know.In this story, you play as the invisible girl. Maybe you want to know why this happened and find a way to turn back.Or maybe you don’t want to visible just yet, and take full advantage of your status.But first, who is the woman?Name: _____Age: : _____Appearance: : _____Location (where does she find out she’s invisible?: _____Background (who is she?) : _____
>>6354450>It clicks
>>6354450>It clicksThis quest is probably dead, but I'll throw in a vote.
>>6354398Name: >Willa WespAge: >23Appearance: >pic relatedLocation (where does she find out she’s invisible?>fell asleep during a study cram in university, she slept through the entire night and all of her test>everyone looked for her and thought she was missing>tried to tell them when she was in the library>people thought she died and her ghost haunted the library
>>6354406>that entire backstreetAre you looking for (you)s?Also what the fuck is up with these captchas?
>>6356682As for actual location I don't give a fuck. Make something up faggit OP>also Brapton anon this pic related is you
>You are a human Fighter>Your age, sex, name and appearance are up to you>Str 14>Dex 14>Con 14>Int 14>Wis 14>Cha 14>Choose a fighting style, Archetype, background, two extra proficiencies (four in total) and a feat from this site: https://dnd5e.wikidot.com/fighter>increase one ability score by 1>You have 2500 experience, and are level 3.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6354930Yes but QB is really good at it. At least the first two seasons, the rest are meh.
>>6354930I neither. I'd prefer we play a guy character, but failing that I'd +1 a different background.
>>6354267>+1
>>6354267This, and adding VI and "Thunderpennius" at the end of his nameThere are enough goonbait quests here, not enough badassery and basedness in here.
Op?
In Cultural Evo, you will control a small but growing tribe, interact with other tribes, and watch as culture, belief, and tradition evolve over time in response to events, scarcity, and contact with others.You may form alliances, enforce taboos, invent rituals, start wars, or disappear entirely.Lets start simple. We got three tribes. Three people can control a civilization at a time. We will begin when at least 4 players have assigned themselves to a tribe. Tribes are assigned first-come, first-serve. Next post I will show you what traits are and how we play with themFor the real OGs this is a revival for a series of threads that I loved over almost a decade ago.
>>6356094Yes, the trade is good.
The wind blew forlornly through the abandoned forum.
>>6359396And the tide receded and ebb came to last forever.
A shame this ended soon
Was a fun read. Miss you sun god.
This is BillHe is King of the HillChallenge him in battle for the right to rule this moundRules of battle are thus:>KOTH and the Challenger each roll 1d6>The current streak is added to the Challenger's roll>The winner is the one with the higher value, KOTH wins a draw>The winner may take the items of the loser>To join post your Challenger with an accompanying image or description>Choose a starting item with one of the following stats>+1 die>+2 pips>+3 value>+1 itemComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6367675Thanks for taking over. Last two days were annoyingly busy.Streak should be at 6 now if I'm not mistaken. Not taking any of the items, gotta upgrade the gem first.
>>6367771no worries.
Rolled 5, 2, 5 + 6 = 18 (3d6 + 6)Hello its me, the funny onigiri man from Ringing Tides. Can I tell you about Sheep, Wolves, and the FUCKING EVIL that is leading us ASTRAY?
Rolled 4, 4, 4, 4, 1, 4 = 21 (6d6)>>6368167You've come to the wrong house if yer trying to sell something. Unless you have any free samples?
The Onigiri Man became a marketable pillow sheet in all the chaos
Hey, hey people. Yog here.Recently, I have been consuming works of the highest form of literature, which is to say: isekai light novels. Now, you might ask me: "Yog, how can you consider this low brow weeaboo garbage literature, let alone its highest form?" and aside from all literary works being the ramblings of people half as clever as they think they are, I would answer you this: There is something beautifully self-indulgent how the genre is delightfully unapologetic in serving up what the readers desire. The readers want a protagonist they can reflect their personalities onto? Well, this guy's personality has been polished away to a mirror sheen.They want a loving harem of 10/10 beauties with chests that come in all shapes and sizes? A new girl will be produced to specifications with each passing volume.They want to uplift the ignorant savages into the modern era? Don't you worry, no one has ever conceived of crop rotation, let alone the four fields system pioneered by Charles Townshend in the 18th century.Every minute detail catered to the whims and fetishes of the readers, with the most popular garbage rising up to the top of trash heap and receiving the honor of an official publication. We do in fact love to see it. We love to see it so much, in fact, that today I have decided to engage in a little bit of isekai nonsense myself. Just a little, though. Mrs. Yog-Sothoth doesn't like it when I poke too many holes in the fabric of the space time continuum. She says "Yog, my dear, you keep doing that and the whole universe will unravel", and who am I - a humble streamer of the 21st Dimension - to argue? After all, my dear wife is many things: tallow skinned, silver haired, the sole heiress of some simply huge tracts of land in the state of Massachusetts, a loving sugar-mama with a very generous trust fund (thank you Old Whateley for your wise investments), possessing of an adorable horn growing from her brow, with bags under her eyes from the countless sleepless nights from... let's call it "knowing the unknowable" and move on.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6354477>>Flee into the wilderness. Surely one of you has had survival training and know what to do, right?
>>6354477>>Run down into the Dungeon. The labyrinth connects everywhere and everywhen in the world, so get ready for a T R I P.
>>6354477>Head to another Demon King's castle. Maybe you'll be able to find an ally there.griff he
>>6354477>Run down into the Dungeon. The labyrinth connects everywhere and everywhen in the world, so get ready for a T R I P.
A shame that this died early
