This is a world of bloodthirsty monsters, ever hungry cannibals, bandits, brutal slavers. Wild beasts rule the deserts and plains, survival alone is a grueling struggle. Not even the strong can make it here in this desolate place.There's no history or record of what it was or how it came to be, there's only survival.Your beginnings will be no different. You will not be the chosen one. You’re not great and powerful. You are not the center of the universe, and you are not special. Unless you work for it.Each choice will take you to a part of the world, it will not be safe nor you will find allies nearby. Choose. >The Holy Sword (Not all treasure is worth keeping. Someone's going to be missing this.)>Rock Bottom (Alone, unarmed, naked and hungry. Rock bottom in the middle of the desert. )>The Slave (Just another slave working in the pits digging rocks and metal to build a pointless statue.)
"If you're hurting for muscle bad enough to be offering me a job, I'd say you three are probably fucked." You start. Your gaze falls on the bonedog that's now sniffing around your left ankle. You lift the foot to nudge him away. "You four." "That's Beef Supreme." Says Dog-Spit, as if it were a perfectly obvious name for the drooling hound. At the words, it trots back over to its master and circles him a few times happily. By the size and scars of the thing, you'd say it must be a full grown adult, but you've seen them grow to be much bigger. You scrunch your nose and lower your blade slightly... then slide it back into its sheath. "Well... Fucked or not, I could use the cats. I'll join up now. But I ain't taking orders from a buncha bandits pups fresh off of an ass-beating. You can organize yourselves how you like, but I'm here on even terms. I want a quarter of the income. I'm keeping my sword." You say these things as fact, but cock an eyebrow at the end as if to question the trio. There's a pause. The wind whirls dust around your feet and breezes between you and the others. Dog-Spit nods. "Alright. You're in." You cross your arms. "Great." Another pause. "What now?" You ask. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6409266>>She might be onto something. Hash is big money if you know where to sell it, plus the swamps are the perfect place to lay low for a while. I think we should check it out.
>>6409266>She might be onto something. Hash is big money if you know where to sell it, plus the swamps are the perfect place to lay low for a while. I think we should check it out. Bloodspider vengeance arc
>>6409266>Mongrel, eh? All those old wives tales about monsters in the mist are nonsense. I had a duel with Arc once... Was a different man then. Different time. Curious to see how the years have treated him...
The Dragonair lunges and the crowd roars. "Thunder Wave!" you shout, and your partner executes the move with singular grace, electricity crackling across the arena floor. The opposing Machamp staggers, muscles seizing, and for one bright moment the match is yours.A kid next to you turns up the volume on his PokéGear, snapping you out of the memory.You're on a bench in Goldenrod Station with your bag between your feet and a promotional "Moocha" going cold in your hand -- MooMoo Milk and a single shot of espresso, Whitney's smiling face on the cup. The kid next to you, ten or eleven with a Sentret perched on his backpack, is watching Pokémon League reruns on a PokéGear screen no bigger than a playing card. It's not one of your matches, nor your Dragonair, from two years ago. You look away, slightly relieved.Goldenrod at rush hour is an intolerable racket of voices, horns, and traffic. Commuters crowd into the Magnet Train platform while a group of young trainers clusters around a map kiosk, backpacks stuffed with Potions and dried Oran Berry trail mix. A recruitment poster for the Goldenrod Gym hangs on the nearest pillar -- Whitney's Miltank grinning beside bold text: THINK YOU'RE TOUGH ENOUGH? You've walked past it three times in three separate locations today.Your PokéGear buzzes in your pocket. The caller ID reads BLACKTHORN GYM and a name that makes you immediately swipe left to dismiss. You slide the PokéGear back into your pocket. Dragonair's Pokéball brushes your wrist as you do so, faintly warm the way it always is. You couldn't bring yourself to box her or trade her away like you did the others. You've been through too much together.The departures board above the main concourse clicks through its rotations, white letters on black tiles shuffling into place. You hitch your bag onto your shoulder and walk toward the board.>You're here for the Magnet Train to Saffron City, then to Lavender Town, to take over the local PokéMart for your sick uncle.>You're here for the ferry to Olivine City. An old friend is in over their head with the PokéMart they bought recently and has asked (begged) for your help.>You're here for the bus to Azalea Town, where the grandma who raised you has kept the local PokéMart running since before you were born.
I believe.Actually old, old summoning ritual, but...OP is kill.
>>6405308I don't think it worked.
>>6406523Worth a try.
That must be some business that caught OP.
>>6404278Thanks for running.
Infohazard Edition>PREVIOUS THREADhttps://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2025/6253906/>What is this?"The Mystery Dungeons 2e" is a text-based role-playing game created to expand on the setting created by the spinoff series, Pokémon Mystery Dungeon. This has no story relation to the first quest, and is its own new story. Players still isekai themselves into the world and become Pokémon, going on adventures with their newfound guild mates! SFW ONLYA deeper explanation of rules, related pages, and whatnot can be found here:https://rentry.org/tmd2many_rules>I'd like to participate!This current arc is coming to a close. When that happens (and you’ll know when), we may have a spot for another foreigner to join the world of Pokémon…or even for a native to enter the stage and become Something More. Until Then…there are other ways to participate, about which you can learn and do here: https://matrix.to/#/#the-mystery-dungeons-2nd-edition:matrix.org>Okay, now what?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6420589>>6417376>>6417383>>6420609Espurr watches with amusement as the light show speaks for itself.Together, Espurr, Ribbons, and Spike have made their mark. They give Orner a passing glance before moving on with style...The cat clutches their head as a dull throb sears their skull, but they bear it without question, turning away from the now-shattered barrier as glass falls overhead, tilting their face down and sweeping their Golden Scarf up into the air to strike a valiant pose.>Espurr wins!It's a joy they're looking to experience again in the future.
>>6420586Skitty feels a tug on her mind, turning around briefly in confusion. "Wh–?"Whatever she did, the effect was felt somewhere behind her. Either way... "I think my Move came out back there somewhere. Did anybody else sense that?"She walks past the team's resident aurafarmer >>6420664, following Matchia forth. If the barrier is still up, though, she thinks she might have a place to start investigating.
Rolled 8 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>6420676Espurr stays like that until Skitty passes by, after which they resume their usual unbalanced stance.They speak to the Pale One and the one with Two Bows- Spike >>6417376 and Ribbons >>6417383."A final task requires my attention. Our efforts have been successful." That's stating the obvious, but it's Espurr's way of stating praise. "Follow if you so choose.">>6420586With that, Espurr waddles off towards the strange runic device across the quiet battlefield. Kaz seems to have found something... and Espurr takes great interest in the sensation it projects as the 'battery' fizzles and disintegrates. Something's odd about that thing...So they take time to study it and see what makes it so special. All these foreign tools and attachments, with signs and symbols representing and reflecting a purpose they don't know the reasoning behind, only the intent. It was a device meant to capture and hold. They, too, were caught in it. But that didn't last long.>Espurr used Recycle!>Espurr's Recycle Mastery: Introspection! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6420589What beautiful and terrifying symmetry. Opposite forces compounding upon each other, tearing apart something an impenetrable barrier at the very seams.And now oblivion clouds his vision. The others will have to tell him of what happens later. >>6420664He wonders when Espurr grew a spine? Perhaps his curiosity will lead him to investigate the barrier as he would- '_Someone built this cage. I wonder who? How? Why?_' Spike murmurs telepathically to Espurr. >Spike faints.
Sure enough, both of the remaining rods contain Wonder Room. But None of your moves have been inverted while inside this supposed altered room's volume. Is that a product of there being two of them? Why bother with this whole setup? Under assurance there won't be any more dangers, the light being strafes between Brook and Spike like a freshly attached stray on the long walk home. It seems certain of their exact positions regardless of whether they're communicating with it or not, but it jitters around with an air of uncertainty in response to any of Ribbons or Espurr's projections. It can respond to them well enough, but...Is this [hydrocarbon]....extinguished? A hazard? It'll ask such things of a fainting Cress, Orner, Wooden shacks, mossy rocks, empty points in the air. Just how is it seeing?Sometimes it walks. Sometimes it tumbles horizontally, or dances, or drifts limp. There doesn't seem to be any pattern or reason behind any of it. The crossing out is exponentially slower on the way out compared to in, even given all the battles; lugging this giant statue and two invalids in Sneasler and Cress is much more tiring a process traveling upward. The mountain Pokemon eyes up the bright stranger with a fraction of the curiosity one would expect from the local flavor. It seems more interested in grooming Sail's antennae back into place and buffing out his metal shell with their limited energy than anything else. "A story is only useful to study a problem that's still around." Is all you'd get if you were to ask. It's slow, but maybe some uneventful time to reflect on all that's happened on this long journey is to be appreciatedEveryone, take 25 IQ for all your synchronized movements and frontiering the science of space and staff manipulation.The pitch-black rock of the mountain and shining lava steals light form the sky. Not that you can tell until you're far enough home, but it's nighttime when your exit is made.BRIGHT SIDE EVENTIDE: COMPLETE
[For A Blue & Pure World - A Gundam SEED Quest]February of Cosmic Era 70, Yggdrasil Space Station Vacinity..."All Moebius Mobile Armor pilots, begin deployment!"You hear the commander of your vessel, the Hampton, shout as you release an breath you didnt realize you were holding in for way too long. Your time in the Military Academy had prepared you for this eventuality. To have to fight, and to kill, still...would you be able to survive the hellscape that was war? The Moebius surged forth from its small catapult as you are jettisoned out into space, "Erza Thorne, lets do it!" Arrayed in formation with dozens of other Moebius, your sure that if you just follow orders and rely on a bit of luck, you'll be able to make it through."All Forces...fire!!" You hear over comms as the fleet began its attack against tue encroaching ZAFT forces and their GINN mobile suits.[What to aim for first...?](d100+Pilot Skill Mod)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6392642>Try to knock Mu away from the enemies imminent attack!
QM, you alive?Come back if able, Quest was barely just starting. Aw man.
>>6392583>[b]my gundam[/b]
NOVAGEN SECURE LINE 3.0SECURITY CHECK [===============] 100% OKSITE LISTIIIIII <-IVVENTER ACCESS: ***********CHECKING [===============] 100%GRADE 5 ACCESS: OKGRADE 4 ACCESS: OKComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
“Wanted to see beyond the facilities’ walls. What about you 114?” You reply as you allow yourself to relax into your seat.“Me? I just needed to get out of my cell.” #114 answers as he stares down the road.“Wonder if they’ll even try stuffing us back into one if they catch us.” #012 thinks aloud.“One hundred and fifty four subjects, I wouldn’t waste my time bringing them all back in one piece.” #054 replies as he glances out the window. An uneasy silence returns as you and the others rescan the horizon.“The best chance we’ll have is to keep them from finding us.” You say as you grasp the bandages on your head, unwinding them as your attention drifts to the reflection staring back at you in the window. Short white hair falls from your head, unstyled and settling on your seemingly untouched skin. You recall the hazy memories of laying on a medical bed, staring up at the featureless roof and bright lights as you waited for scientists to undo your bindings before sending you off to the dreamless void of sedated sleep. You ponder what it all was for as you idly undo the bandages on your hand. Your puzzling is stopped as 114 speaks up, seeming to have copied you and undone the bandages ensnaring his face, his black hair sits at the sides of his head, obscuring his face as he keeps his sight on the road even as he talks.“We’d need somewhere to hide, as soon as they have the facility locked down that convoy we ran into is going to be moving out. Need to ditch the humvee too.” Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6428510>>Apartment
>>6428510>WarehouseMore conspicuous and less comfortable, but more space, is isolated so we can practice our skills in peace, and is deeper in rather than on the edge, so less chance of being found on a shallow scouting attempt.
>>6428510>Apartment
MONSTER QUEST 2THE CITY HOLDS ITS BREATH. RECAP TIME!It's been a week since the ROAR OF THE MONSTER KING shook the City, turning many of its inhabitants into MONSTERS. That number included (you)! Latching onto the evil in your heart, the power of the roar has turned you into an elemental being of mold and gamer rage! Hopping from shell to shell, you have spent the last week facing HEROES, resisting the creeping insanity of your new condition, avoiding getting roped into the SECOND MONSTER WAR, breaking into prisons, and finding time to focus on your true enemy. Abysmal video games and shitters who play them! But all this time, doom hanged over your head. MONSTER KING created you and the ones like you with a purpose: to be thralls in the war of his second coming. For a century humans kept the King contained, but clearly, he has regained enough power to make himself known once again. The old guard – monsters who became such purely due to their own evil nature – herd the roar-born ones like you into an army to free the MONSTER KING. You are one of the few ones who know that doing so would spell your enslavement, the borrowed power inside of you giving the King enough control to turn you into nothing more but his minion should he ever truly wake up and be free. To ensure your freedom, you and your minions/friends(?) have agreed to work with a terrifying natural-born monster, IO, who claims that he would take the power of the monster king for himself.RECAP OVER! Previous thread: https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2025/6312550/
>>6428847>they'll probably never know.It's for the better, all it would do is attract attention from monsters seeking revenge, glowies trying to study us, or probably that one game company suing our asses for breaking all their stuff.Better he just stick to his normal loser life with his normal loser girlfriend.
>>6428849>Better he just stickI see what you did there
>>6428849Hehe, I get it. He stick.
>>6428847god imagine the schizo posting /x/ would get up to in this universe>the TRUTH of the monster king prison disaster they dont want you to know>according to an interview by Ice King in 20XX he said "not all monsters are villains some are victims" >reports were that a lost bastion was recorded entering the air space despite no organization ever claiming it was being reactivated >according to a whistleblower by the alias of "nerdette" the federal government has been illegally milking monsters for power!>who is this MOLDY SNAKE and where did he go?
>>6428436poggers quest homie
Pick Location>Riverlands: Many hills between them are rivers many tribes and clans try to lay claim to this area as the rivers provide many benefits. Raids are commonplace. >Fertile plains: Flat land as far as the eye can see. Rain is very common allowing crops to flourish. A great lake is at the center of the plains. Lack of materials and terrain make it hard to build structures.>Rocky Mountains: Harsh steep environment filled with strong beasts. Very defensible locations but there is a lack of easy food. Pick Race>Human: Balanced and adaptable have no problems with affinity in most skills. Major diplomacy bonus with other neutral humans. >Orc: Orcs live to fight; they raid for their most technology -5 to research rolls. One extra army action per turn.>Troll: Ugly tuff beasts with strong regeneration. They fear fire as it stops their regeneration. They excel at charging tolls especially at bridges. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6397059Right, I agree - but it's a downward spiral, I guess, is what I mean. As the general population has declined, dickheads have gained a larger relative footprint, making the space less welcoming to new QMs and more tiresome for older ones. Really a shame. Obviously all the different factors at play have been talked about to death in the /qtg/. Just the way of it. I happen to still really like the 4chan interface, though captcha is more of a drag than ever. I have resisted trying out akun because it looks ugly and a little confusing to me, and I mostly mobile post which I suspect exacerbates my issues with the layout. As other anon suggested, I think we should push to be allowed back into /tg/ or something, at this point.
>>6397072> I think we should push to be allowed back into /tg/ or something, at this point.Only way really. Though obviously mods would need to do more work or it would even have to be a custom "label qst threds as such, only 3 - 5 allowed at a time", etc.
>>6397057I'll admit I haven't seen most of that, simply because I don't often venture in the qtg, despite having been questing since around 2012ish, but yeah, whenever I've ventured into qtg I do see drama. If I didn't peek inside a few times a year, I wouldn't know that soj had art drama and apparently people think he is a pedo or gooner slop QM or something. Or that so many people hated Souv besides me (I love/hate him). Or any number of a million other things. But frankly qtg was like that even back on /tg/ to some degree, people had strong opinions on quests and writing and dice mechanics, some drama ensues, etc. It just didn't matter because we had sheer volume of people back then.>low player count4-6 players isn't that bad for a quest imo, it is basically the cozy zone. The ideal place to be for the average quest, so long as you get replacements occasionally to fill in for people who's interest drops off. It's only really bad for QMs with bigger egos (don't mean this in a mean way) who need the engagement to maintain their interest. But it is dire when the majority of quests on the board are in that same state, even really popular quests seem to drop off to that sort of player count after one or two threads. And yes, a couple of assholes in a low population quest can definitely kill it.>stricter janniesEh, I am really thankful they are so neglectful honestly. Outside of taking care of that one pony!scatporn/ultra!racist thread spammer and outright flamers, I've found the presence of mods to be rather oppressive. I say this as someone who is generally a good actor (I've only received a 1 day ban a single time for off topic discussion). Like, as someone who thinks anonkun is WAY too full of power fantasy smut quests, I think it is stupid that posting lewd quests earns you a ban. At no point were /tg/ or /qst/ ever as bad as akun, imo. And even banning people who flame others is just liable to have half the population ending up banned eventually, which in our present state, is not a good idea.>>6397059Agreed, you can ignore/filter threads or people. The fact of the matter is that our fate was sealed the moment we got split off into a containment board that receives no new features or technical support, and doesn't cover enough subjects to have broad appeal. Community initiatives to attract new people came too late and weren't sustained enough to really make a long term difference. Plus /qst/ has better (barely) alternatives. Even if akun has the shitty infamous kascode and similar lack of new features, and SB/SV has a different culture and very slow quest updates (once or twice a week is normal for 'fast' quests there, once a month is more normal, plus regular and frequent hiatuses), making it better suited for a different format of quests, like plan!quests or managerial/strategic quests (though at least discussion is fast, even if updates aren't).
>>6391112Thanks for running.
Why do Civ quests flake? Should we use simpler mechanics?
Not everything is what it seems…An image was created, but few will truly understand what’s hidden within it. There is a secret, a code… maybe even a path.You only have 23 days to uncover the mystery.We are looking for intelligent people who enjoy exploring technology and uncovering the unknown.If you enjoy mysteries, challenges, and have a sharp mind, this enigma is for you.Tip: look closely, think outside the box… the answer isn’t where everyone is looking.When you figure it out, everything will make sense.Good luck.
>>6388557Is that... a CAPTCHA?
I am stroking it viciously
>>6388557Go, away.
>>6388557this seems interesting, can you make the quest again so it can actually get some traction? I won't bother now since it's nearly dead, but I would love to see it really start again
>>6442824its not even a quest
You have journeyed much, in these lands most strange; these unending mountains whose peaks stretch towards the heavens. Through ridge and pass you have gone, by valley and crest alike, over leagues unnumbered of blackened stone and roaring wind. What remained, then, but to press ever onwards, towards some end unknown, unseen, and scarcely dreamt? Lo, and upon the farthest verge of sight, a mountain beyond all telling, whose sides were as sheer walls set against unending skies. Thither you were drawn, compelled somehow to climb it, to ascend beyond, and gaze upon what remained above...yet before your feet could touch that dread ascent, one trial most great remained; a narrow path, a ledge upon which one could scarcely stand, poised above gulfs unfathomable, whose stygian darkness struck the surroundings with a force most like light.What narrowness it was, what blade-like edge which stood as your only road. You could not cross it with what you carried; you could not cross it with all you brought. You could see, in the distance, possessions much alike; replacements most plentiful, of quality far greater! But how should a soul one so readily abandon that which had brought them through all that was? What hardness of heart might it take to hew one's lifeboat into lumber? To turn one's cradle into kindling?No will so greatly weighed, none save the will to live.You search the resolve to do so inside you; you drive your will to muster strength. What littlest burden may you carry, that shall find you the grit to walk?You awaken.
>>6432595>>What do you think about the story so far?It's hard to gauge the progression when we're in the midst of preparation rather than action, but I do like where it's going. When the climactic actions for the arc are in progress it'd be easier to say, since we've been in an extended getting to know everybody and plotting our ascent phase. A lot of who's who instead of why or how is who, though we've not had the occasion to have much to discuss with people for a lot of the thread either.It does make interactions with our own subjects in Portblanc and with Don Carles a highlight as we're actually maintaining extended conversations.>>Regardless of whether you would prefer action, how well handled do you think the peacetime was?I felt it was well handled enough, even if I'd like to have seen more inter-character dialogue and interaction like was had with Alessandro and his new contacts in Silenia. I feel a healthy balance between dealing with personal situations (like with Joanna in the hunting trip) or particularly good or unfortunate situations (the coup attempt and resultant purge) breaks up the management pretty well. I know that activities are driven by vote but it might be good to keep in mind.>>What would you like to see in future threads?I'm definitely looking forward to utilizing that artillery, though considering the damage we've been able to do with just one in the past, I'm wondering just how much bigger a battle would be to nullify the advantage. I imagine the Despot knows well the power of artillery, since he did his best to acquire a permanent source of his own, so I'm honestly thinking of the ways he might deal with that.At one end of the scale there's certainly the biggest battle that would have been portrayed in this story yet. Having one cannon on the field was crucial for our defining battle, if we'd kept two alive instead of losing the other one it wouldn't have been nearly as risky, and now we're set to have access to seven field guns at once, even if we don't press the heavier pieces into a field role. It makes one wonder if we should perhaps disperse them, even. It's a big power escalation for sure.I liked the brief breakaways to other officer characters during the past campaign, so I definitely would like more of that- considering we have individual regiments under us now though, I'm admittedly a bit wary of having skirmishes or clashes that divert from Alessandro for too long with the amount of formations we have, even if a crucial front being secured by influencing when, say, Captain De Ayon might be able to wrangle his unlikely knights for a moment of truth, would be a dramatic point of view to be able to see and worth the diversion.
>>6432595I have one more question: is there any specific reason that you chose to have us finance our army with monthly payments instead of one lump payment on disbanding, which is how it was done in early modern Europe?
>>6432595>What do you think about the story so far?Unfortunately, I couldn't follow the quest as well as I'd like due to real life issues. I think it's going well enough so far, but it could benefit from more conflict between characters in the future? But really good conflict is not an easy thing to write, I think. >What would you like to see in future threads?The next sieges should prove to be interesting. I wouldn't be afraid to perhaps make some timeskips during parts of sieges or between peace treaties, depending on how 'boring' do you think they'd get and if there's any plot beats you'd like to advance towards to. It would be interesting to know more about the despot, but how much really depends on the execution, which is the hard part.On the long run the thing I'm most curious about is how will the political situation of Straccia change in the long term.Also, I'd probably mine 16th century primary sources for trivia and kind of dissect media with similar premises to the quest to see how other writers executed similar concepts, though to be fair, I assume you might already be doing those things.>>6432606>I'll say that introducing a potential waifu at such a late point was a low blow.I do recall seeing TercioQM say more romanceable female characters would be introduced in the future though. And so far Joanna is only the second candidate.>>6432839Could you provide references for that though? I usually read about soldiers being paid monthly or quarterly, at least for the 15th/16th centuries.
>>6432969>Could you provide references for that though?This is about army recruitment but it goes into payment as well: https://acoup.blog/2026/06/19/collections-pre-modern-armies-for-worldbuilders-part-iib-officials-contractors-and-professionals/
>>6432591>What’s our money situation looking like rn? How much do we got? What’re our expenses & revenue (if any)? You can find all that information https://rentry.org/TercioQuest, now updated for the end of the thread.>>6432606>I'll say that introducing a potential waifu at such a late point was a low blow.I wanted to introduce our dear Duchess-to-Be earlier, but I wasn't quite able to find any reason for her to meet you. For that, I do apologize. I hope she was at least able to leave a good impression.>>6432839>I have one more question: is there any specific reason that you chose to have us finance our army with monthly payments instead of one lump payment on disbandingI wouldn't be able to talk about it now, but I was fairly certain that at the very least in the spanish army, people were paid monthly. I have been intending to read more on their situation, but never got around to.Nevertheless, even if it is true, I would most likely keep the monthly payment solely to make it better as a quest. Having to keep track of how much you're gonna have to pay at the end of the war at all times would probably be a fair bit more bothersome than just "Here's your monthly cost, don't run out"Thanks for the answers so far, if anyone has anything they'd still like to say, feel free to do so, as this thread is probably gonna still be in the catalogue for a while. Nevertheless, for safety...Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
One moment you're in the Barrens, cheerfully scraping mutant bug goo off your crotch plate with a sharpened hubcap.The next, your body is being crushed from all sides into a single dimensionless point.No pain. A distant, vaguely malevolent sound like God cracking His knuckles, a flash of rainbow colors, and then--Green.You have never seen this much green. Your HUD tries to pinpoint your exact location via GPS and gives up after a few tries. The external sensors lick the air and do something they have never done before in their entire operational life: find nothing wrong with it.ATMOSPHERIC ANALYSIS COMPLETE. Toxins: NONE. Radiation: NONE. Particulate: CLEAN. ERROR -- results outside range of last 5341 DAYS. Recommend immediate sensor recalibration.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6408515+1, excellent thinking. Plus, keeping him waiting is a good negotiation tactic.>t. merchant
>>6408343>Check out the localeLet's take a look how much FREEDOM and DEMOCRACY this place could use. Also we need to find some jerky for the Unicorn. Pet her.
>>6408343>Check out the locale.I figure the long-term plan should be to get ourselves a recharging source of JUICE, enough allies to back us up, then take out the Princess and install a new puppet. We've already demonstrated that we can take out most of what they might throw at us, all we need is more intel on what the Princess has that could stop us. She can be as lawful all she wants, it will be for naught if we burn down her kingdom. Ahem, I mean start a revolution for FREEDOM AND LIBERTY.
OP?
>>6408343>Take the partnership.
Here you are, like many times before, breaking a sweat in front of a grill — doing what you do best. That’s right, you’re cooking some burgers! The most special kind. A recipe of your own creation. One that surpasses every other single one. But you can’t boast yet without every single one of your hobos’ approval! You’re nothing without them, and if they don’t enjoy it, there’s no reason to do this. That’s why you called Ruby and Suan De back to the apartment. One quick testing session before everyone arrives. Your teammates are stuck in traffic so there’s time to prepare everything for the party AND get those two’s consent for your nameless burger. Then Matilda will be next! You’ll show her the superior burger!You’re not naming the burger based on the team (You don’t apologize to Bubbles.) It’s a placeholder. The name you came up with was rejected, and the hobos’ suggestion was so offensive that you won’t give it the dignity to list it here.Regardless, your judges have arrived...“I meant to arrive early, but I was delayed. My apologies.” Suan De bursts in like she’s about to do the most important assassination mission she ever had. “What’s the emergency?”“Johnny, I’m here as well. Whatever you need us for, we are ready.” Ruby hurries inside.“Good. I need your opinion on these.” You show off the incredible hamburgers your twisted mind has prepared.“That’s the emergency…?” Suan De feels cheated. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6396716>Celia will join the team! She’s gonna be a great asset to saving the world!>Celia is going to have your babies! Wait, who wrote this prompt?! Your mom?!Mom, that’s your answer for everything! ‘Son, sweetie, make sure your lady takes her fertility drugs at least a month before your date night, and that you abstain and eat lots of spinach, citrus, and tree nuts during that time!’ Come on!
Nothing is going to stop Celia from spelling out this oath to the whole world! You can see the unwavering determination in her eyes. She’s an unstoppable force who won’t ever back down from keeping this pledge to you.“I’ll help you enact revenge against your psycho dad.” Celia’s eyes are full of determination. “And don’t give me any of that ‘you don’t have to’ crap or something lame like that. I want to. Damn, I have to! I’m not letting any motherfucker get away with hurting you.”“Celia, this is very kind of you in a twisted way, but I don’t know if it’s worth the effort.” You scratch the back of your head. “Don’t get me wrong, the guy is a tool. But he’s pretty much a non-factor right now.”“That’s your problem right there. You got this idea in your head that you can move on because you can endure it, but he’s weighing you down, Johnny. And running with shackles on ain’t really freedom.” Celia looks down to the street. “Or your style.”“Did I sound that dejected when we were talking about it?” You drop your head.“I can’t say for sure. When I saw you there, I felt like I was watching my reflection. It’s scary. To be so in tune with someone and what links us is hopelessness.” Celia admits. “A bastard ruined our lives and no one made it right. The world moved on. End of chapter. Justice doesn’t exist and crap. And you feel like you have to move on too...”“I can still do something about it…” It wasn’t your priority, that’s all. Right?“Yeah, same, it didn’t stop me from feelin’ like crap though.” Celia shrugs. “But seeing this reflecting on you… it was worse… like my stomach was burning. I was beside myself. So fuckin’ angry. I wanted to throw my plans in the dumpster, find this bastard and…” Celia scratches her head. “...You don’t deserve this bullshit, man. You don’t deserve to feel like... me.”Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6396832“Like what kind of future?” You wonder. “You know, one where you and I… Huh… Uhm… UHM...” Celia’s determination begins wavering! A thought so lewd crossed her mind that it flusters her. An entire future timeline of events clogs her brain. “You okay there?” You’re worried about your fellow Beaniesaur.“I wasn’t thinkin’ of anything!” Celia starts panicking.“That’s worrying in a way.” You look concerned.“S-Shut up. W-What I’m tryin’ to say is that I’m NOT thinkin’ of any babies or stuff like that!!!” Celia is getting even more panicky.“What?” You raise an eyebrow. That’s not something you have heard before, barring certain situations… “I mean, we could talk about it. I don’t have a job, but…” You have some assets in the entertainment business!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6396833Thanks for running!
You are Princess Myrcella Baratheon and your problems are too numerous to count.Where do you even begin? Your older brother Joffrey is a charismatic sociopath who enjoys torturing kittens to death. Your younger brother Tommen, for all his good moral character, lacks anything resembling a spine. Your mother, Queen Cersei Baratheon, is a witless imbecile who has convinced herself that she's the most intelligent person in any room that she walks into. Your so-called friends are all your mother's lapdogs, well behaved handmaidens who tell your stupid bint of a mother everything you talk about. Your father, King Robert Baratheon, is prone to rage and drinking when he's not fucking his way through every whore in King's Landing. To make matters worse, the one human being in all the city you could rely on, who cared enough to hear out your troubles and offer grandfatherly advice, just dropped dead. Old age and a sudden sickness, claimed Grand Maester Pycelle, which might as well have been code for foul play in the height of summer, when his wife and sickly son remained hale and hearty. The one good thing that came from Lord Arryn's death was how mutual grief warmed your relations with your oaf of a father. For all of his many faults, and for all that he ignored Lord Arryn's advice, your father certainly loved the man."Took you under his wing, did he?" your father asked, and you pretended that he'd always been so interested in your daily life. "I'm glad at least one of my children could appreciate his council."If only your father appreciated his council more. Then perhaps you would not have heard the servants whisper of debts accumulating at horrific rates. Instead of saying that aloud, you simply say, "Joffrey doesn't have the temperament to sit still and listen."Your father snorted like a boar. "No, he doesn't, does he? Proud as his mother, that boy...""And he rages like you in the yard," the words left your mouth before you could stop them. Fortunately, your father took it as a compliment to your brother, and not the criticism of both their petty tantrums as you meant it to be. Joffrey hated losing, and when you couple that with his only modest talent in swordcraft... well, he tended to explode with rage. Still, hearing that lifts your father's spirits out from mourning, if only a little. "Does he now? That's good. He'll become a proper Baratheon yet."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6392250>Visit the Godswood. Lady Goldenleaf wanted you to pass a message to her student.We need to keep our promise before anything else.
Was good while it lasted.
I actually like this one more than jason one i hope it continues. Myrcella inner dialogue is a lot of fun.
>>6392250>There are six exceptionally good creatures that require pets, treats, and affection and you shall befriend each and every one of them.
>>6392250>Rope in Arya to your lessons so you have another lady willing to be your sparring partner! Also get her measure, she may be reliable enough for your little brother.
With the Tournament of Power brought to a close, the Seventh Universe has emerged triumphant once more. Led by the Saiyan warriors, the Seventh's victory was secured. And with the wish on the Super Dragon Balls used to restore the other universes that were eliminated and erased, the final hidden trial was passed, and all eight of the universes up for elimination were allowed to remain. Yet, even with this victory, peace doesn't last in the Seventh Universe for long. As old hatreds rise and long-buried grudges resurface, will you have what it takes to keep everything you've worked the last 28 years of your life to build? Or will those who seek your end ultimately triumph? That all depends on you, and your choices.You the players will (most often) control Karn. A Saiyan man who has grown from his lowly beginnings as a mid-tier Saiyan Brawler with a sub-3000 powerlevel in Age 733 to become not only the strongest Saiyan of his time at AGE 759, but also personal friend to the former emperor Lord Freeza, father to over a dozen powerful and unique children, a mentor and teacher to his fellow Saiyans, and the indisputable winner of the Tournament of Power. Wielder of the Berserker Soul, and the powerful Stand Divine Dragon Force, you're fully equipped to handle any threat that comes your way. But what will you do when the threats aren't always physical, when you can't simply punch all your problems away?Character sheets and other info: https://controlc.com/46ec566dhttps://pastebin.com/u/GrandDragonQMArchive:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Saiyan+Conqueror+QuestHelp fund quest art commissions and get exclusive side stories as well as artwork by joining the patreon for only $1/month at https://www.patreon.com/GrandDragonQMQuest rules are as follows(unless otherwise noted):>30 minute vote times>Pick ONLY ONE option when voting>Dice rolls are all best of three correctly-rolled diceComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6392056>Getting mind controlled by an authoritarian cannibal tyrant into sacrificing your people for his dinner (Or Space Moloch, we don't really know what those bones were for) would be pretty embarrassing, yeah.I wonder if it’s enough to make her people to want her out of her position as a queen.>>6392153>SOMETHING was stripping those bones clean. Whether that was Kryat, or someone or someTHING else, is yet to be seen. Is it Kryat the eldritch horror or Kryat the servant of an eldritch horror?>And she'll probably want to suppress it, unless it becomes more politically valuable to reveal what happened and that their queen wasn't the one ordering these changes.How many people “disappeared” because of Kryat’s order “on behalf of the queen”? Are they all dead? Are parents of Illind'r dead? I’m very curious.>>6392237>BINGO! Komand'r CAN'T act against Ticho, she couldn't have been the one to send the guard.Yes, but how Kryat became her trusted advisor in the first place? Did he mind control her from day 1 or perhaps before that happened he promised her something? Like for example that he can make it happen that Ticho will return to her. Would this break the Dragon Pact if she did not act against Ticho, but instead she just let Kryat do it for her? "Rules lawyering" the Dragon Pact.
>>6392651>Your beam of sunlight proving just as ineffective as every other element you've tried. Even your fists have had no effect on that monster, as at your every attack you've tried, it turns into that strange smoke and reforms its body elsewhere. And that smoke is immune to any of your attacks, as if this monster isn't actually REAL. “What ARE you? Tch. Chaos Magic: Time Stop!”>But even stopping time itself doesn't seem to affect the monster, as its body reforms with a roar. That’s really impressive property. No wonder Hoi wants to control this monster.> “Come forth mighty Archfiend!” your son Kazuburo calls out.It’s nice that Kazuburo is already strong enough to provide some help against such threat.>>6392654>“An evolution?” you say, surprised as the monster's colors change, turning yellow and purple with red wings. But its colors are the least surprising change, as its power spikes more than tenfold!I wonder if Hoi could control the monster after it evolved. Can this enemy can evolve over and over again? If it facing something that harms it, forces it to improve, so the longer the fight goes on, the more dangerous Hirudegarn becomes.>>6392657>But as you're sent flying, the monster vanishes, turning to smoke once more. And then it attacks you from behind, slamming another limb into your back before you can sense him reform.It’s not just stronger but it also attacks with more skill. >A dark, sinister magic suddenly begins to infuse the monster, even its very body infused with that energy turning it shades of blue and black as its eyes glow a bright, sinister pink. And an all-too familiar symbol appears on Hirudegarn's forehead. “What the hell? Shit!”Scary. Someone really wants Hirudegarn to win.
Soon>>6393477A good question, who knows?That's to be discovered.Rules lawyering works if you follow the exact letter of the pacts.>>6393479Yes, Hirudegarn is extremely difficult to pin down.As far as 'canon' goes this is Hirudegarn's final form. But, perhaps it can grow even stronger?True. Wonder who? Or, more importantly, why?
It's time!>>6393518
>>6393519Thanks for running.
Hello, new QM here! Please let me know if I'm doing something wrong or have made a mistake! Choose Character >Character 1Born in Mistral to a small family running an eatery for the factory workers. The local gang known as The Crazy 88 demanded higher protection pay until your parents could no longer keep up with the demand. After their third failure, the Crazy 88 killed your parents and took over the building.You managed to escape, and as you sought for protection you met your mentor, Pai Mei, a brutal instructor who turned your body into a weapon, an instructor of the marital arts and brutal practicality. He taught you the way of the sword and the fist. Instead of being a huntsman, you took his teachings to fulfill your revenge. Not just The Crazy 88, but anyone involved with them down to the boss himself, a man only known as Bill.You met many people and learned many things on your path to revenge, and creating your own style of combat. You killed the leader of The Crazy 88, O-Ren Ishii, one of five targets on your hit list but you fell unconscious due to your wounds. When you woke up, you were chained on a hospital bed. You were charged with 57 counts of First Degree Murder and 31 Malicious Damage With A Deadly Weapon Without A License. You expected the death penalty, seeing how corrupted the court was. At least, that’s what you thought…You were given an offer by none other than Headmaster Lionheart, then smuggled into Vale. There, Headmaster Ozpin gave you an offer: Give up your revenge and become a huntsman and become a ward of Ozpin or face the law. You took the offer in a heartbeat, but whether you truly gave up your revenge or not, that remains undecided…Reference: Kill Bill, Bruce Lee, Ip Man, Martial Arts MoviesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6411523>The nevermore in the ruins>A guy in green clothes and pink streak in his hair and ginger with a hammer
>>6411523>>The nevermore in the ruins>The blonde and the Belladonna
Announcement! I will be reporting to my unit and will be doing in-processing. I'll be out for a week.
Rolled 2 (1d2)So looks like things are going to get busier in my life since my mos's op tempo is really high, I'll count whichever the dice chooses and continue when there's a breathing room. 1.>>64117252.>>6413824Thank you all for playing!
>>6416804Thanks for running!
THAT. WAS. INCREDIBLE!!! THE LATEST EPISODE OF TADIPC KNOCKED IT OUT OF THE PARK. The lore, the drama, the shipping! It had it ALL. You could barely contain yourself, gripping your $30 Prism plush tight to your HAES chest as your favorite characters were subjected to MINDBINDING TORTURE by the fun-loving-but-struggling-with-whippet-addiction AI Ringmaster Cairn-Eval! You are perspiring heavily but you RUSH your mouse across your desktop (which lacks a mousepad, thanks DAD) and quickly navigate to your favorite board, /Objs/. THREADS ARE UPDATING WITH LIGHTNING SPEED. YOUR CONFLICTING FICTIONKINZ CAN BARELY CONTAIN THEMSELVES. THEY ARE SO LOUD WITH THEIR DEMANDS....EURGH>>>>UGH.....YOU CAN'T HOLD THEM BACK ANY LONGERTHEIR POWER....IT'S OVERWHELMING!?!?!?!?WHICH DO YOU CLICK ON?Chex: I CANT BELIEVE youre WASTING all of your TIME on this NERD STUFF. I mean, Mother-Gooser appreciation thread? I'd say it was FREUDIAN but NONE of these guys were born from a DUCK, the most you could say is some of their MOTHERS looked like a horse. Still...better than the Chex/Prism Thread, who knows what those FREAKS get up to in there...yeah dont pick the Chex/Prism Thread.Grail - Grell/Joker/Nagito/Grim Reaper - o(≧▽≦)o KYAAAA - DID U C TH WAY THEY XPLODED xD i was like O_O whn Rydjock wus spun on tha 0 Gravite till his arms went ZOOOOOOOOOOOM. no blood tho (￣ヘ￣) letz pick TADIPC IS FOR BABIES thread, i bet thas a real bloodbath xD.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6390119you begin...to SOUP....UP!!!!
>>6390170You are now face-to-face with a Scottish Dinosaur Edu-kinz that can give you information on anything you'd like. Note: he's only able to access information you have access to and have knowledge of. Please understand that our host is in a fragile condition and may know more than he realizes.The good news: You can call The-saurus at anytime you like. It's Thesaurus. Blarney the Thesaurus. None o' those nonsense hyphen's ye add everywhere ye can. Right. Right. Thesaurus, easy to remember, hard-to-gogle see? everywhere. Yeah, our host has a fondness for hyphen's. As I was saying, you can now call Thesaurus at anytime you like to ask about anything.The bad news: You have to use the entire phrase. If you fuck up even a little bit of it, you can't call him. This is why You forgot how to do it in the first place, you have a ton of these phrases and you don't remember ANY OF THEM.Maybe we should make a place tae write it doon?Maybe so. Maybe one of our Congressional Fictionkinz wants to get off their fucking ass and do something for the constituents of our Host. Maybe we even have a writing Fictionkinz of some other category, but we'll never know. At least, we might. How do you even work like that anyways? Do you know all the groups? Maybe I dae, but ye didnae call me did ye?Maybe you can fu—I would be your gentleman caller, so please do please entertain me, O Terrible Lizard.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6390199 The "Souped-up Mode" is whin our regent supreme takes a freshly made Maru Maruchan Ramen and devours the entire thin', bowl and all. This came aboot only after Maru Maruchan started makin' edible soup containers after Mr. Pajamas In Public was uh...eatin' the bowl.His temporary disposal caused Maru Maruchan stock prices tae drop four tae five points on the regularThat much...? How is he alive...?Master is resilient, rather than born a coal-miner he was born in a coal-furnace. His glowing heart forges each day in the ever-diamonding pressures demanded of him.His heart is glowin' due tae the sodium.Anyways, ye can call this up tae three times per day, provided ye've the requisite ramen bowls. He keeps plenty o' spares and a portable kettle within his Cat A Back Log. Ye can access that at anytime tae either see or use by sayin' Cat A Back Log Up!You have to say "Cat-A-Back-Log Up!" every time. EVERY TIME. EVERY. TIME.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6390236you're done. you finished. you click so many eggs in such a short time that the sheer force of your movements blended the eggs into various colors. You're pretty sure your friend won't mind. They just wanted a bunch of eggs. Easter Eggs. A bunch of clicked together Easter Eggs with nothing inside them. You reach the far recesses of your limited mind-space to search for whatever reason they might have for needing pure colored, plastic easter eggs with nothing in them.You try to stuff down the angry voices of your parents, lecturing on whatever they would find stupid or a waste of time. It's not easy being more than a turd, but you're doing your best. Standing amidst the other eggs is a large, Solid, empty easter egg. It came pre-Clacked. Your empty mind doesn't wonder what it does.Perhaps we should try out our newfound Edukinz ability, Master? Craymond railroadingly suggests.You realize you're free to do whatever you want at this point, there's a gnawing feeling that the Egg might be useful and the other __AURAS__ might also reveal some sort of utility for you. Alas, you are a FictionKinz democracy.oh aye, those are aye run well.
>>6390079>like if Caeser was stabbed by the entire senate and not just Brutus.he was
