>You are a human Fighter>Your age, sex, name and appearance are up to you>Str 14>Dex 14>Con 14>Int 14>Wis 14>Cha 14>Choose a fighting style, Archetype, background, two extra proficiencies (four in total) and a feat from this site: https://dnd5e.wikidot.com/fighter>increase one ability score by 1>You have 2500 experience, and are level 3.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6354930Yes but QB is really good at it. At least the first two seasons, the rest are meh.
>>6354930I neither. I'd prefer we play a guy character, but failing that I'd +1 a different background.
>>6354267>+1
>>6354267This, and adding VI and "Thunderpennius" at the end of his nameThere are enough goonbait quests here, not enough badassery and basedness in here.
Op?
In Cultural Evo, you will control a small but growing tribe, interact with other tribes, and watch as culture, belief, and tradition evolve over time in response to events, scarcity, and contact with others.You may form alliances, enforce taboos, invent rituals, start wars, or disappear entirely.Lets start simple. We got three tribes. Three people can control a civilization at a time. We will begin when at least 4 players have assigned themselves to a tribe. Tribes are assigned first-come, first-serve. Next post I will show you what traits are and how we play with themFor the real OGs this is a revival for a series of threads that I loved over almost a decade ago.
>>6356094Yes, the trade is good.
The wind blew forlornly through the abandoned forum.
>>6359396And the tide receded and ebb came to last forever.
A shame this ended soon
Was a fun read. Miss you sun god.
This is BillHe is King of the HillChallenge him in battle for the right to rule this moundRules of battle are thus:>KOTH and the Challenger each roll 1d6>The current streak is added to the Challenger's roll>The winner is the one with the higher value, KOTH wins a draw>The winner may take the items of the loser>To join post your Challenger with an accompanying image or description>Choose a starting item with one of the following stats>+1 die>+2 pips>+3 value>+1 itemComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6367675Thanks for taking over. Last two days were annoyingly busy.Streak should be at 6 now if I'm not mistaken. Not taking any of the items, gotta upgrade the gem first.
>>6367771no worries.
Rolled 5, 2, 5 + 6 = 18 (3d6 + 6)Hello its me, the funny onigiri man from Ringing Tides. Can I tell you about Sheep, Wolves, and the FUCKING EVIL that is leading us ASTRAY?
Rolled 4, 4, 4, 4, 1, 4 = 21 (6d6)>>6368167You've come to the wrong house if yer trying to sell something. Unless you have any free samples?
The Onigiri Man became a marketable pillow sheet in all the chaos
Hey, hey people. Yog here.Recently, I have been consuming works of the highest form of literature, which is to say: isekai light novels. Now, you might ask me: "Yog, how can you consider this low brow weeaboo garbage literature, let alone its highest form?" and aside from all literary works being the ramblings of people half as clever as they think they are, I would answer you this: There is something beautifully self-indulgent how the genre is delightfully unapologetic in serving up what the readers desire. The readers want a protagonist they can reflect their personalities onto? Well, this guy's personality has been polished away to a mirror sheen.They want a loving harem of 10/10 beauties with chests that come in all shapes and sizes? A new girl will be produced to specifications with each passing volume.They want to uplift the ignorant savages into the modern era? Don't you worry, no one has ever conceived of crop rotation, let alone the four fields system pioneered by Charles Townshend in the 18th century.Every minute detail catered to the whims and fetishes of the readers, with the most popular garbage rising up to the top of trash heap and receiving the honor of an official publication. We do in fact love to see it. We love to see it so much, in fact, that today I have decided to engage in a little bit of isekai nonsense myself. Just a little, though. Mrs. Yog-Sothoth doesn't like it when I poke too many holes in the fabric of the space time continuum. She says "Yog, my dear, you keep doing that and the whole universe will unravel", and who am I - a humble streamer of the 21st Dimension - to argue? After all, my dear wife is many things: tallow skinned, silver haired, the sole heiress of some simply huge tracts of land in the state of Massachusetts, a loving sugar-mama with a very generous trust fund (thank you Old Whateley for your wise investments), possessing of an adorable horn growing from her brow, with bags under her eyes from the countless sleepless nights from... let's call it "knowing the unknowable" and move on.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6354477>>Flee into the wilderness. Surely one of you has had survival training and know what to do, right?
>>6354477>>Run down into the Dungeon. The labyrinth connects everywhere and everywhen in the world, so get ready for a T R I P.
>>6354477>Head to another Demon King's castle. Maybe you'll be able to find an ally there.griff he
>>6354477>Run down into the Dungeon. The labyrinth connects everywhere and everywhen in the world, so get ready for a T R I P.
A shame that this died early
Humanity has spread out into a massive sprawling empire throughout the galaxy. The edges of the sprawl remain poorly guarded and sparsely settled after all humanity throughout a thousand stars has always been alone save for their own creations which once waged war against them. This is no longer true now an unknown force has begun to attack sector 63 and other sectors and it is up to poorly supplied and desperate sailors to hold them back.You are the Admiral of the naval fleet of sector 63 one of nearly a 100 rimward sectors on the edge of settled human space. The war has finally turned in humanity's favor the once unending horde of bird ships, who you now know are called the Argono have finally ebbed away. The war is not yet over for yourself; a large enemy fleet has formed and seems intent on finally ending your harassing attacks by striking your home port of Carth. In the last few weeks you've been striking the main body of the enemy fleet in an attempt to weaken the blow that will fall on your home. Your fleet soon arrives at Cartha having finished your last ambush you should have at the current rate of enemy advance roughly a week before they arrive here. A significant minefield greets you at the jump point exit hundreds of the dangerous weapons scattered in a circle around the point. A signal from the fort which is visible from the jump point is the next thing to greet you, a friendly greeting from Colonel Roose who is legally in command while your gone. It also includes a request for a meeting at some point. The defense of Cartha can be broken up into three distinct types: static defenses like the fort and mines, naval in the form of ships and torpedo boats operating out of the fort and finally the army which currently mans the fort and holds several positions on the planet. Which to visit first?>The fleet>The army>Static defensesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6382748You and your wife never did produce any children your gone for long periods of time and it never really felt right, outside of a whole heap of medals a large amount of the naval aviation schools modern training material is recordings of your engagements, there are quite a number of animated videos on the coreworld internet of the battle of Cartha and they seem quite popular
>>6382750Probably only 2 or 3 generations removed from broad swaths of the population thinking we're a fictional character and our recordings are propaganda
>>6381972Lets see if my area is still under a range ban.>>63819721. Dead America.Would like a more detailed approach rather than the larger battle picture. Left alot to be desired.>>6382750>No KidsWhat BS is this? I would have voted to go to the core worlds if this was known (and wasn't under a range ban). Hell we can just pimp out our officers quarters and make an entire deck for our living arrangements. Like all we have to do is stop by for less than 15 minutes and she's ready in 9 months. Should have just divorced so she could enjoy her live back home.
>>6383667Wow look a new quest!
>>6383671
You are planning to murder somebody. You are an unassuming person of 28 years of age. You would consider yourself well-educated and quite cunning.No significant other in your life. You work four days a week in an office for a cookware company in Scholton, a nearby town. You would not describe yourself as particularly empathetic or emotional, and the idea of killing someone strikes you about as unsettling as the idea of shooting a deer in a hunt.What kind of killer are you?>Detailed plans and schemes, creative deaths. I have a complexity fetish.>Impulsive and brutal. I make a mess.>Sadistic and drawn out. I just want them to hurt for a long, long time.>Sexual. I’m a slave to my impulses. Aren’t we all?>Simple and efficient. No frills. No fuss.>Quick kills but I leave clues and evidence to taunt the police and public. I want a chase. I want to be seen.
>>6353929>House directly backing the Whitlick Forest. Will likely have a backdoor camera. Relatively good part of the suburbs. Nearby convenience store and small theatre provides an alibi.I would never want to place myself anywhere near the scene with an alibi, but access to the forest is good. Cameras are a problem, but it's something we're going to have to learn to deal with. There are two types: DVRs and cloud. DVRs are preferable as one could remove the micro SD cards from the cameras and dispose of the DVR and harddrive, but their absence is itself evidence of foul play. Not sneaky. Cloud storage doorbell cams are limited in coverage but virtually impossible to erase once they've captured an image.Killing the power would disable the cameras if they are not connected to battery reserves such as an integrated home security system, which some are, but most people cheap out and avoid the expense.At our skill level this is likely the best bet for now. Gain entry, strangulate victim, cut power at the breaker, remove victim from premises to woods, return to home, restore power, leave the way we came with any evidence, return to woods, and use knife to butcher the carcass of the victim. We can bury fillets of human meat to decompose quickly, and transport the skeleton in a trash bag for crushing, steaming in a pressure cooker, blending, and pouring down a storm drain later.
>>6353929>House directly backing the Whitlick Forest. Will likely have a backdoor camera. Relatively good part of the suburbs. Nearby convenience store and small theatre provides an alibi.Cameras are annoying
>>6353929>Last house on the road out of town, neighboring the highway overpass. Covered by the shade, but no easy access to the forest. Very likely a poor area. Probably few cameras but also never peaceful.
>>6353929>>House directly backing the Whitlick Forest. Will likely have a backdoor camera. Relatively good part of the suburbs. Nearby convenience store and small theatre provides an alibi.
>>6353929You're not responsible for your players' dumb choices OP. Just write it. They wanted to be retards and leave the gun at home so they can deal with the consequences. We're gonna have to breach through a window to avoid the cameras most likely, and then deal with whatever is inside.
Something shook the blackened acid-metal surfaces of the cylindrical capsule - the piercing tip breached its way into the fleshy and distinct cavity. Inside of the transverse was a number of crystal tubes, pressurized with yellowy chemical sleep - helpless figures inside. Each was clad in a tight elastomer suit, covering the mid thigh to the shoulder and lower jaw, with a circular cutout from below the ribs to the upper pelvis. The suits dug into the skin, the flesh beneath bloated with chemical sleep - several, in fact, had grotesquely filled the tube in entirety; gurgling and moaning as they suffocated, pressed against the crystal.A few did survive - recent memories crudely wiped, and re-implanted with the nature of their mission:> Primary goal: Destroy the Furnace Record> Secondary goals: Kill Pontainlou, kill Germfather Gustav, destroy the Gas Injection Depot.Any agents that survive to complete the primary goal, will be psychically broadcasted directions on how to be safely extracted. Completion of secondary goals will reward additional pardons and indulgences. Surviving agents:> Fusil - Grapevine Cult PsychicDescription: A grotesque mystic of the apocalyptic Grapevine cult. Believes in the great coincidence and upholds the cult doctrine. Skin is pale grey like all clones, lips are drawn back from drinking tumor wine. His forehead is engorged from his overdeveloped brain.Skills: Knows basic psychic abilities.> Marmora - Insect Ranch MidwifeDescription: Buxom farmhand from an insect ranch, where creatures are grown for repurposable biomass. Skin is pale grey like all clones, her hair is wiry and curly. Body is muscular and disproportionate from rearing mammoth grubs.Skills: Immense strength.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6352941>>6352941> Cross upon the hill’s crest and bypass the commotion.>Give Linter the smokes
[Cigarellos lost]Gentle Giant sisters.... it's... over.
+1 We need more aura, sound insteresting.- Support calltoaction.now
>>6352941Don't you have a story to tell? (Story to tell?)Don't you have someone to kill? (Kill?)
>>6352941>> Approach via subterfuge and attempt to incapacitate the jackboots, wringing the prole for information.
It is the 27th of July, 1944. The 4th Armored Division prepares to take Coutances. You are an M4 Sherman tank and its crew, at the tip of the spearhead. Who are you?Tank Type: M4 Sherman (Early) (75mm)Tank Name: _____Commander: Sgt _____Gunner: Cpl _____Loader: Pvt _____Driver: Pvt _____Assistant Driver: Pvt _____>Write-In Names>>Write-In Backstory if it fancies you
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>6353137here goes nothing
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>6353137[barking intensifies]
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>6353137
Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>6353160>So did you roll behind the scenes last time we lost a tank or was it simply destined to happen?Everything outside the narrative is done with a ruleset I've taken from a board game I own. When you lost the tank, and everything that's happened "mechanically" up to this point, has been rolled for, in some way or another. Everything "narrative" is my own writing and doesn't conflict with the rules much. >Are certain rolls going to be higher = better & certain others lower = better?Expect most rolls in this game to be lower = better. >Are rolls going to be best of 3, or just however many rolls are made, one will be chosen?Kinda more "go with the flow" with this one. Still figuring that out myself, sorry.
Welcome back! Don't worry, you didn't miss a thread, I just completely failed to label the prior one correctly. That aside, last time: Mark worked his assignment at Wayne Manor and set off a domino chain that eventually led to the raid of Scarecrow's most recent Fear Toxin Laboratory, funded by Kal Quincy Late.====Previous Threads: https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Gotham%20City%20Beat%20Cop%20Quest===="I was just checking in." You say, trying to stay casual. "He was one of the first calls I ever took and I promised to look out for him.""You promised?" Caesar asks, he pauses for a moment before following up. "Did you promise my dad?""I did." You reply quietly, like your words could physically break the stillness in the air. "But uh... there is something worth celebrating still. We nabbed Scarecrow today.""Woah." Caesar marvels."Did Batman help?" Isabelle chirps as she gnaws on a plain tortilla.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6395317>"Alright, we can tackle him after I handle the debrief with Grey and Commissioner Gordon.">>6395327>picSo cool! Very spooky.
>>6395317>"Alright, we can tackle him after I handle the debrief with Grey and Commissioner Gordon."We should also mention what we experienced with Captain Logerquist, and how his gravesite might be useful to lower the volume on Zsasz's voice.
>>6395336>>6395373>>6395431>>6395449Gonna wait for a tie breaker and then make a new thread a bit later. If no tie break then I'll just flip a coin here before making the new thread.
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>6395694Hmmm
NEW THREAD HERE:>>6395765>>6395765>>6395765
Welcome back to Our Brave Boys, a quest that is more about worldbuilding (or loredumping) but also a somewhat light RP setting. You are all young men of 20 years of age and are part of the Nation's Apprenticeship Required for Male Youths, otherwise known as ARMY. The Nation is one of many countries of the Empire, but after decades of suppressing Republican Revolutions, the Nation emerged as the leading faction championing the Monarchy, placing the late Princess of your Nation on the throne as Eternal Empress.The quest essentially runs as a world event where you are all common soldiers who have little control over the progression of the war, but are nonetheless free to write bits of your characters' thoughts and even subtle actions to bring life to your characters.The Nation has a mandatory conscription policy for all young men, who must serve for 5 years after conscription at 20 years of age. Nearly a year and a half has passed since the quest started, although new boys are welcome. You might want to skim through the archive to understand the lore.To get conscripted, please take a look at the instructions in the first thread: https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2025/6220569/OOB2: https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2025/6258776/OOB3: https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2025/6309125/SummaryYou are the junior brothers of Lexion XXI, 41st Artillery Cohort, Battery Green, Section 1.The Empire has been ever watchful over Republican Revolutions in neighboring states. When the Southern Principality erupted into revolution, Legion XXI was commanded to establish a foothold to prepare the rest of the Imperial Army to land for invasion. You and your brothers had successfully assault and captured a small port town just outside the Ancient Capital, holding it for a few weeks. Just then, the rest of the Imperial Army arrived...
>>6377952>The day was still young, and the Legion needed to push as far in as they could before the enemy could organize. There was a brief moment of pause to rehydrate and eat some chow, but the cohort continued to push. Most of the time you were holding security, sometimes you positioned your guns around a corner just to watch a street. It seems like most of the fight on your part of the city was over, and the infantry was just moving to clear rooms.>You heard echos of gunfire across the city throughout the day until the evening. That's when you were ordered to sit tight and secure a perimeter. Every platoon and battery had their own sector to cover, each one in charge of rotating their watch. Battery Green was placed in an apartment building, with Section 1 on the first floor and section 2 on the second. Your guns were parked behind the building, and even that had to be watched. Goro Jojoro even managed to sneak back despite his healing shoulder wound. Some of you overheard Lieutenant Shino Nozo communicating with other officers."I knew we vastly outnumbered them, but I expected more heated resistance. I don't like this."
>>6377954>Naro is exhausted after a very busy and stressful day and missing his shower>After the escapades of that morning and preceding days, loading shells and moving the gun all day takes a lot out of you>Add to that being shot at and doing direct fire at targets from close range in confined urban locations(!)>As gratifying as it is to see more things explode, he wonders if there's better ways to do this than dragging an exposed artillery gun around under fire>Imagine if the gun had armour to protect itself and its crew and an engine to move around by itself>Or they could drop bombs from one of those airships he's heard of or even a mechanical bird>He'll bring some of these daydreams up to Nezu later, he might find it fun to sketch since he seems a bit down lately and he doesn't like to see that>He does overhear the officers' concerns, but what can he do about it other than be extra vigilant on his guard shift?
>>6377954>Seeing someone in his own gun get nicked in the arm wasn't exactly pleasant, but Kiro wasn't soft. What worried him more was the possibility that the next one might not have been just a nick..."Why do they have us running around with the guns like this anyway? Feels like we're damn infantrymen, but with a giant metal weight dragging us down..."
>>6377954>Gorkau thinks it strange that the guns are parked, not deployed. Surely securing the perimeter would be easier with the big guns pointing, and threatening?>He listens as Lieutenant Nozo talks of concerns, and starts to worry himself. Where could the enemy have gone? Does the city have levels lower then this, where they may be concealing themselves against barrage; or have they soared elsewhere, to take or to find a thing they think more important?
>>6377954>The stress of the battle is getting to Ichigo more and more. The war is arduous, but he knows they have to continue.>Hearing Lieutenant Nozo's concerns, Ichigo starts to worry as well."Is this an ambush? Are we getting tricked? What if they have something up their arsenal? A bigger weapon perhaps?">Ichigo spends the night doom-thinking what kind of super-weapon the enemy may be possessing
You are a failure. Your life was an unmitigated disaster. A comedy of errors that would be funny... If it wasn't you. You USED to be a star. You USED to shine brighter than any other. You were a prodigy. You used to be... Someone. Everything you ever wanted and needed was within your grasp and you lost it.Now, though? You're nothing; your purpose has been ripped from you and you can't let it go. Everyday exists for you to daydream about what could have been. A pointless and painful exercise in imagination.However, you've realized something. If you can't achieve your dreams maybe your children can. It wouldn't be you, but at least your child would embody some of your essence. Their story would start from you- you would be an undeniable puzzle in their greatness.And that's almost enough.The question is... What was your passion? What is your regret?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6352536>Massacre
>>6352536>ScandalWe did a Griffith and slept with the Princess, our child is the bastard.
>>6352536>Write-InRape>>6352708Tie-in with this
>>6352536>ScandalSomeone found our teenage twitter account
>>6352536>Health
You are Tristain d’Rusalka, a noble from the United Kingdom of Fodlan born with unique abilities bestowed upon you by the Goddess. You have journeyed across the sea to the desert kingdom of Morfis after receiving an invitation to join a mysterious competition. Though you know little of the trials that lie ahead, the winner of this contest has been promised the hand of Morfis’ Princess, Yulia Xan Phanes, in marriage. Seeking adventures, thrills, and battles that would be worthy of your might, you embarked on this strange voyage with nothing but your trusted axe.After surviving the deadly third round of the competition, you have made it to the top eight of Princess Yulia’s suitors. The final round consists of a tournament, which sees you up against the strongest warriors from four different nations. Whoever comes out on top shall be crowned the next King of Morfis. Do you have what it takes to rule?>Tristain d’Rusalka>Level 42 Wyvern Lord (EXP: 20/100)HP: 78/78 (130%)Strength: 42 (75%)Magic: 32 (50%)Speed: 29 (40%)Defense: 33 (70%)Resistance: 28 (50%)Luck: 29 (65%) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6392133You weren’t about to back down in the face of pirate scum! You raise your sword to the sky, and Clover once more rises to his hindlegs, neighing with great fury. The warhorse was the embodiment of ferocity itself, and the pirates that were flanking Omar back down, their courage failing. Made of sterner stuff than his subordinates, Omar roars and charges in at you, swinging a sharp-edged cutlass and slashing at you in a flurry. You block the majority of the pirate's swings with your shield, though a few attacks do catch you off guard.>Omar: 19 + 10 = 29 - 16 DEF= 13 DMG (Ogier: 27/40 HP)Raising your sword in your right hand, you let the blade fall onto Omar’s shoulder in counterattack, chopping into his armor as if it were mere paper.>Ogier: 17 + 10 + 5(Trample) - 10 DEF = 22 DMG (Omar: 16/38 HP)Omar screeches in pain, not just from the sting of your blade, but from Clover ripping off half of the man’s face with a savage bite. He drops his blade, clutching his gaping, bubbling hole in his cheek with agony. Not one to prolong the man’s suffering, you swing your blade a second time, and the pirate captain’s head is separated from his shoulders.>Ogier Weaver>Level 21/50 Paladin (EXP: 0/100)>Stats and (Growth Rates)HP: 40 (80%)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6392199>>B): This girl had the look of a stowaway and a thief. Arrest her.nasty female, get out of here
>>6392231Together with this strange girl, you succeed in defeating the pirates on the second ship. Not a single one makes it across to your deck, halted by the dual threat of your horse and the stranger’s caltrops that she scatters across the gangplank. Once Captain Alvin returns above deck, the battle is quickly brought to an end. The sorcerer uses strange magic to completely decimate the enemy ships, sinking them to the bottom of the sea. Seeing such powerful arcane forces unleashed puts you on edge. Could one mage really wreak such havoc? All the more reason you did not care much for their kind.“T-thank you for coming to my aid, sir knight!” The girl squeaks out. She was sickly pale, with dark black hair and a thin frame. She had all the mannerisms of a scared animal coming out of hiding, though she did at least help fight the pirates, which counted for something.>“You. What’s your name?”“M-May.”>“You’re a thief, aren’t you?”“W-what?” The girl takes a step back, though with Alvin’s men already moving in behind her, there would be nowhere for her to run. “What makes you say that?!”>“Well you’re dressed like one for starters. I haven’t seen you on this ship before. And you’re carrying a plethora of knives and caltrops. Normal people don’t do that.”Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6392389>>B): Reload a Tristain Quest save
>>6392389>>A): Reload a Tristain Quest saveMAY NOOOOOO
[Illusion of a quest AKA ONE SHOT.]The eternal malice of the sun bothers you from a long and weary sleep.You open your eyes for the first time.The world appears boundless and without form.You open your mouth and let out no vagitus to rend the air.The horizon is empty and full of opportunities.You are but a newborn and yet it is not hard to stand.Let's begin.
How can I open things wroten in post like 132457e982 or smthg ls? Im new
>>6351966Open how?
Rolled 2, 3, 2, 2, 1 = 10 (5d3)Weekend work and break is over. Let's continue.>>6351597Okie dokie. Take it easy.>>63519661. Work on your English.2. On either desktop or mobile, click on the number of the post and it will appear in the posting box, or type it out manually like a madman.Rolling between the following three sets of memories for the ENEMY (5 details, 3 lists -> 5d3):>>6351430>>6351450>>6351466
Rolled 2 (1d4)>>6352590Rolling for the gun natures (1 detail, 4 lines):>>6351430 (1)>>6351566 (2)>>6351911 (3)>>6351914 (4)
Ded?
Last time, you made a bunch of phone calls yet again. Another long spiral of voices going in and out this damn device. Its electronic functions, square shape, and unnecessary brightness displease you. The world would be better without them. One day, you will return to older times, when you read letters — and complained anonymously over billboards. But that’s not now or then.The relevant fact is that Matilda is joining your efforts. The Mafia topic is more personal to her than half of the people here. But not all. Celia and Aurora have big stakes in the operation.Right now, your briefing came to a sudden stop. Once again Lydie dropped a cliffhanger worthy line. Your lovely Beth is a former member of the International Assassin Syndicate! Props to the hyperactive rich girl, when she said she was interested in the prisoner, she meant it. And somehow, she got the information from the femme fatale’s mouth!“Huh… I didn’t know that. I should’ve pressed Beth about her past.” Crossbill is fairly impressed.“Beth is a what…?!” Liu’s mind remembers the events of last night, and her poor frizzly head can’t wrap around it.“You’re making stuff up, Lydie. You should give me back my fanclub. Nobody should withstand a liar in a position of authority.” Vera frowns. “Anyone with me? I wanna see some hands raised.”“Get your own fanclub.” Lydie glares back. Isn’t it yours?“H-How do you have the gall to say that to me of all people?!” Vera can’t believe the shamelessness. “Besides, the point still stands.”Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6353009The happiness bar jumps from nothing to Max in an instant! Pet-Bulk-Nina has life back in her eyes! All her stats jump astronomically. The monster has been purified into a hero. Pet-Bulk-Nina hugs the wicked villain (a little too tightly for her to breathe), then both enjoy this dessert together! Also, Pet-Vortexia gets her happiness maxed, but with no stat increase.“Best friend! Best friend! Best friend!” Pet-Bulk-Nina wants to stay forever with Clutz!“Y-Y-Yes, we’ll be a great team! Absolutely! Ihehe…” Pet-Vortexia will adapt to this new life.“Did you ruin my build to prove a point?” Matilda is flabbergasted.“What do you mean ruined it? All her stats are boosted now!” You’re right about this.“You went over my authority.” Matilda isn’t all that pleased, despite the results. “I seriously wonder how we’re going to deal with our potential children like this.”“Our potential *what*?” You deadpan.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>6353010Thanks for running and happy new year!
>>6353010Thanks for running! See you in the new year!>Johnny" You okay with trying for double digits?"
>>6353010>“You went over my authority.” Matilda isn’t all that pleased, despite the results. “I seriously wonder how we’re going to deal with our potential children like this.”Ohohoho, thanks for running and Happy New Year!
>>6350021What is this quest about?
You are GEROME. You have been jailed pending trial on the charge of the RAPEMURDER of multiple infant babies. You are in the LONGHOUSE PENITENTIARY. You want to escape.What do you do?
I'll resume tomorrow, probably.
>>6350483Deliver, this looks fun.
May you choke on 20 feet of penis, OP.
OP is no longer with us. He has been accused of RAPEMURDERING multiple babies and sentenced for life
>>6350109>Masturbate
