Previously on /slop/: >>97217403 ▶ Thread Task:. Christmas and Cryptids Edition. Krampus, mimics disguised as presents, Egg Nog Elementals, and all things fierce and festive!▶ Generatorshttps://bing.com/images/create/https://sora.chatgpt.com/https://gemini.google/overview/image-generation/https://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generatorhttps://civitai.com/Curious about local genning? Check out /g/'s stable diffusion OP or ask one of our friendly locals.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Nothing like a misgen that reminds you of that memetic human-headed horse
>>97232364Awesome. What's better is I could see some artist legit painting that and touting it as "high brow absurdist, your just too ignorant to understand real art"
>>97232364kek
I promise nothing horrible happens to her. This is just the shot right before the hero jumps in to save the day>>97232335>strange alien monsters with grey skin large heads similar to bats with deep dark purple fur, wearing black robes & cloaks
This is a second OSRG, seperate from the main osrg thread, where you CAN talk about 2e, retroclones, and any osr content you want.This is different than the regular osrg as due to rampant trolling from a handful of bad actors, discussion is impossible.PREVIOUS THREAD>>97206318
>>97231564They're lowkey sexy.
>>97231442>muh containment thread>he seriously doesn't realize that this is the containment thread, for him
>>97231801I'll break it down in steps:1. Gather your 2e books in a pile2. Douse them in lighter fluid3. Ignite them4. Smoke fish over the resulting coals5. Sell the fish for6. PROFIT
>>97232033Playing a nature-themed cleric>playing a druid.
>>97230487>What are your favorite monster synergy encounters? I'm the anon who posted >>97227844 earlier. I'm still liking the idea of were-whatevers serving as mounts until combat starts/a little after. If things get dire for them they may infect already injured minions. The drawback is that the new were-creatures would be basically guaranteed to be feral. For a different idea I like the idea of a desert encounter where a bulette is after the party. Like the movie tremors there are some rocks that are safe spots to stand on. Unfortunately there is a monstrous bird that has started hunting with the bulette. When they stand on the rocks it tries to push the party members off and onto the sand. If someone is a Halfling or other small race, they risk just getting carried by the bird and dropped far away from the rocks. The bulette and the monster bird tend to split meals evenly, if someone gets caught out from the party they will do their best to catch that person.
What game, in your opinion, has the greatest potential for ruining friendships? What game turns your friends into a bunch of Mr. Hyde assholes that start swinging?
>>97221035blue/white decks, at least when I was still playing
>>97222834Good heavens, whatever for? What would the neighbors think?
>>97221035This game is friendship STRENGTHENING, you dumb fuck. If you are playing with your mate(s), takes to be a fucking retard to go against each other and not against the outsiders. It also takes to be retarded to not have a dedicated "ally" that you can trust with, knowing he won't betray you. Either of you wins, and the other of you will be 2nd, and if neither of you is winning, you can drag down whoever is.This is like TI 101, the bare basics of fucking strategyAnd like many games like this, the backstabber only gets to backstab people once. After that, they are forever fucked, because everyone remembers they aren't trustworthy
Junta.Where you and your friends have to argue over the distribution of stolen foreign aid money, with long interruptions to resolve coup attempts. Great game. Will destroy friendships.
>>97232577My wife, brother in law, and a third accomplice absolutely broke junta. B-i-l and wife hoarded assassin cards, the, the remaining four of us could not gather enough resources to plot a solid coup, they dodged the handful of assassination attempts we were able to draw, and despite their own last minute infighting, they held together long enough (and broke our backs so well) that they couldnt recruit us as end game allies with any real use.Great game though, found it hilarious to open up the rulebook and see the sample names in how assassinations work all match players in my east asian game group (who are all fantastic snakes).They got a kick out of that in the group chat.
Previous thread: >>97111514GURPS is a modular, adaptable system, capable of running a wide range of characters, settings, and play styles, with a level of detail varying from lightweight to completely autistic.Optional rules allow you to emulate different genres with a single system, or even switch genres within a single game.A nearly complete archive of GURPS books can be found by using the image. Never post direct links to the archive anywhere in plain text.If you're wondering where to start:- The Basic Set covers everything, including a lot of optional rules you probably won't use.- A genre guide can be found in the archive, under Unofficial/GURPSgen. It tells you what extra books and articles you may find useful for many common genres.- How To Be a GURPS GM is a good read even for players.- GCS (gurpscharactersheet.com) is an excellent character-builder software, with page references to all the books and the option to export to both Foundry and Fantasy Grounds.Thread question: How often do you use an official GURPS setting? Which are your favorites?
>>97229604Tactical Shooting p.55 as 'Molot APS'
>>97229794Huh, the description is oddly wrong. The gun was popularly used in full configuration (stock and suppressor) in the soviet afghan war as a backup weapon by pretty much anyone who could get their hand on it but especially Spetsnaz, and that carried until the war in the Donbass where it became sort of a status symbol.
Is "I/we should have used GURPS for this" a recurring reflection? Because I probably am at this point.
>>97232190No, because the answer is always "yes".I have played a lot of different games before playing GURPS and all of them would have been better if I had been playing gurps.>only warbetter as gurps>D&Dbetter as dungeon fantasy>warharmmer fantasy 2ebetter as gurps>Vampire the masqueradebetter as gurps>shadowrunbetter as gurps Action>Cyberpunk better as gurps actionComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97232190Yes. Its a thought that frequently comes up whenever we try to run something in any other system. Usually, the answer to "why don't we run this in gurps instead" is that it would be a lot of work on the GM's end to do it right.
obviously, clan skryre is the most advanced society in the setting. do you think they had access to warm, running water? you could use warpstone to heat the bath houses for example, and they had plenty of access to metal for plumbing.
>>97226103Nice
>>97227795the character's name is snivil claw, she's the daughter of ikit
>>97231698But Global Rule 3 only bans furry pornography, not furry artwork or content. You seem confused.
>>97226103Link it
>>97223075Fem skaven have to be the shittiest kind of anthro smut because it's entirely concocted by people who see Skaven as nothing but anthro rats.At least gay shit has the gall to occasionally make stuff where they're actually smelly murder rapists.
Deck the boards with solos burningWhile the poles and leafsScream REE REE REETis the seasons to be follyAll AffO freaks go 'wege 'wege 'wegeOP dons his gay apparelLacerda, Knizia hand in handTroll /bgg/ threads we feel compelledFucking birds and FIRST, my (you)s sell wellWelcome to the Holiday Edition of the Board Games General!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Goa is getting a new edition. What currently underrated game needs a new edition / reprint?
>>97232411>What currently underrated game needs a new edition / reprint?Blue MoonSpecifically the complete collection ala FFGs Blue Moon Legends box
>>97232411Going to go very niche here: 1918/1919 storm in the west. Good game, simple, underappreciated compared to other more trendy ones. With a little bit of a fresh can of paint to gently adjust some aspects and maybe utilize the map for one or two more scenarios or maybe just a bit more optional complexity to add a bit more spice and you would have an EXCEPTIONAL beginner friendly replayable hex and counter
>>97232210Anything Games Workshop makes.Miniature wargaming and skirmish gaming in general.CMON games in general (the minis are okay, the other components are pretty shit).If your product is a stack of poker sized playing cards, some standard d6s, a basic board, and common fare plastic pieces? It shouldn't cost more than $10.
>>97232142>CTG is a bad companyFirst I heard of this. What did they do?
Wasted Edition▶Previous thread:>>97108804Battlefleet Gothic, Blood Bowl, Epic, Kill Team, Man-o-War, Middle-Earth Strategy Battle Game, Mordheim, Necromunda, Shadow War: Armageddon, Titanicus, Underworlds, Warcry, Warhammer Quest, Warmaster ...... and any other GW system and board game are welcome.▶Helpful resources: (feel free to suggest additions!)https://pastebin.com/qq9N8V0V▶TQComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97231710This is all sounding more and more familiar the more you tell me. A good part of why I don't remember, besides this being like 2 decades ago, would be that as a non-Eldar player if you put all 3 kinds of Eldar side by side I couldn't tell the difference.
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>>97232025Yeah I've got a whole fleet of those Dark Eldar ones from a random BFG lot I got from ebay. Also have a bunch of unbuilt Ork ships, which I think was a combo of ebay and direct from Specialist. And a SM fleet in various stages of built/painted which was also from Specialist. And a couple unbuilt Grey Knight Strike Cruisers and the little Thunderhawk stands from FW I think.
>>97232077Thats alot of minis. And nice that they are originals, not meaning 3d printed are bad.
If leftoids hate always chaotic evil races then why are they willing to make ones meant to be stand-ins for rightchads?
>>97232562time is a flat circle
This is OP, btw.https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/filename/Red%20Pilled%20Use%22/
Everyone I know who watches Fatt Coville videos is a fucking terrible GM. I've never fully watched one and I am widely considered the best GM out of all 3 groups I'm part of. I am regularly requested to run campaigns. People borderline fall asleep in the games others run. There's also no tension because they know that these Coville acolytes will fudge rolls until all PCs survive the battle. If you're a good GM, it's an inmate talent you can hone over time. You're born that way. If you aren't, then no amount of shitty advice is going to make up for your lack of talent. It just is what it is. This idea that everyone should "try" DMing is retarded. The idea that anyone can be good at it? lolno. Its like some fat divorced on who suddenly decides he's gonna become a famous author. Fat chance. Most people fucking suck at GMing. Hell, most of them suck at playing, but at least in that case the game depends less on them.
>>97232339Why did redditors like puckee and this guy come to /tg/ about 4-5 years ago?
>>97232473Wait is this actually virt? LMAO
>>97232473No way
>>97232339>>97232374>>97232461What is with this guy and his obsession over LGBT people? Is he closeted, or just /pol/brained?
>>97232378Yeah but almost all TTRPG YouTube slop is like this. Its some catchy title and the advice is the most obvious low effort shit imaginable. Nothing insightful or original is said. Ever.
Diabolic X editionPrevious >>97182768>Basics Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/GWjTU9Uv>Anon's Locals Survival Guidehttps://pastebin.com/xXp5jShL>Fanmade PC simhttps://pastebin.com/u6aKrBSg>Official Mobile sim (Release Date TBA)https://www.digimon-alysion.com/en/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97231906That's sad, he looks lame compared to machine imo
>>97231915>>97231906Yeah Chaosdramon loses most of Machinedramon's appeals. Just because it's "said to be" a more complete form doesn't make it so. I'd much rather have Mugen with AsMaria lights than deal with that round head meatbag eyes chaosdramon
>>97231987Mugen is a toaster powered by pure evil, it loses that something once it becomes a meatbag.
Also speaking of, does anyone else wish AsMaria still had his amateur illustration style? As a kid this card's art absolutely blew my mind and remains one of my favourites.
>Session 1 of buddy's new campaign>It's clear he hasn't read the rules at all and is totally winging it
>>97230753That's unfortunately, but they are trying and if you gently nudge them towards actually reading the GMing section in their system of choice, they will hopefully learn eventually. GMing is fucking hard and even if you are well versed in the rules, it is still something you can only get good at through lots of practice and lots of fucking up.I remember having to fuck up half a dozen campaigns that either fizzled or crashed and burned before I ran a campaign so good that it kept going for 2 straight years.
>>97231610If someone doesn't have the ability to read the rules on their own then they are not cut out to GM
>>97231712They're just over eager. You don't have to handhold them, just strongly encourage them. It would help if you actually talked to them and told them that you have no interest in nannying them through every session.
>>97231764I've been begging people to read the rules for every game we've ever played for years. It's just a genetic thing I think
>>97230596While actually making the attempt is commendable, I think if you gently open the topic that understanding the rules will be more fun in the long run, hopefully he will listen
Men who make/roleplay female characters, why do you? Why do you think it bothers /tg/ so much?>inb4 I don't because I'm not a faggut, hurr durr
>>97201035>>97201254>>97201817Sorry to hear about you being too stupid to play tabletop games. He not talking about the trannies who live in the void that is the inside of your head. He talking about people spending a few hours pretending to something they are not like a elf. One of the things a really hate about /pol/tard types is how they never learned to mind their own business. Some guy who is not in your group (not that you have one) playing a lady has zero effect on you so you have zero reason to care.
>>97203518>t. retard with zero value.
>>97220312So he nogames.
>>97139776When I was nine my sister was making fun of my for playing a "girl game" because I was playing Tomb Raider, since that day I've resorted to playing women just to spite her.
>>97227811>the original claim was that all characters were necessarily self-inserts?Idk why this pisses you off so much. It's literally just "you control the buttons you press" applied to imagining shit, but in trying to explain this i've been met with frothing abject refusal to understand another person's perspective (which is hilarious all things considered)
Speed Edition.>Previous>>97205272>Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/WiCHizn0>Mediafirehttps://mediafire.com/folder/s9esc6u7ke8k5/CofD>Mega Ihttps://mega.nz/folder/ePQ1BKhJ#RCosRCh59Ki2Mpb1M9H3Uw>Mega II (also containing fanmade games)https://mega.nz/folder/ZbQ2zLJA#DOT-3df6rS2lLet4_RmqJQ>WoD5 Megahttps://mega.nz/folder/7rQQ1LbQ#16_AiXVGo0P3_rVOJuoZyA>STV content foldersComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97232109>Then tell the spiders on our phones to behaveThat will happen only if you:>Cease to meddle in scientific research>Stop involving yourself with human culture and religions in order to subvert them away from Mother>Allow Mother's children to continue the pursuit of perfection in all forms >Stop crossing the gauntlet >Embrace clarification / cease to exist
>>97229666>666Calm your dick, Satan.
>>97232233I'd rather get fucked in Crinos than acquiesce to these demands. Most of all because you treat us like deviants instead of people.>Stop involving yourself in human cultureNo.
>>97231631>Kind of a bit of both, it's important enough to covet but not enough to risk grievous injury.>Garou have the whole honor culture shit going on you're unlikely to lose it to subterfuge.That’s good.>Though, more likely to get challenged for it by someone who thinks they can take you and it would be useful. I doubt most Garou would bother, but I'd definitely expect a plotline where you have to give it up or get challenged for it at some point early on.Shit.>>97231789I was considering Gaia’s Poultice, a three dots fetish.>>97231799Ah so you can refuse the fights!>>97231848Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97226093Here is my idea for what I'm using for a fusion setting, but it can work for just Requiem. Tremere are both a Clan and a Covenant. They don't get favored Disciplines, but they do get favored Themes (leaning towards Creation, Destruction, Transmutation) from the blood sorcery book. I was thinking to lean into them being outsiders who forced themselves into Kindred society, they don't do typical Embraces. Instead, they use a ritual to turn people into vampires. Their Clan weakness is they occasionally have to do the ritual again, otherwise they turn into Revanents and their blood bonds start to decay until they can perform it again.Their Bloodlines are created by master blood sorcerers who have pioneered new branches of Thaumaturgy and modified their embrace ritual to add another Theme to specialize in it. It's possible to instead add a Bloodline Discipline, but that is probably rare. The Tremere were accepted into Kindred society because they agreed to teach sorcery to other vampires (they do of course keep the good stuff to themselves). The Covenant is called the Order of Hermes. The Thaumaturgy the Covenant teaches has the favored Themes of Destruction and Transmutation. Admittedly, the Destruction one is mostly because Theban Sorcery and Cruac don't have it as a favored Theme. Non-Tremere Covenant aligned Bloodlines probably have Bloodline Themes instead of Disciplines since they're focusing on magic.
Valakut editionPrevious: >>97129473>News & RemindersWorld Championship 31 won by Seth Manfield (Izzet Lessons, United States, he/him)Complete winter achievements for rewards December 16-January 6From November 18, 2025–January 19, 2026 Golden Packs will temporary contain cards differently than before due to "various pieces of internal nonsense"https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-arena/announcements-december-15-2025>Useful Linkshttps://pastebin.com/QFA0hqaA>TQHave you played the brawl challenge, and if so, which commander?
>>97230792Theres only faggot decks left anon. Everything else got power creeped
>mono black has a turn 3 wrath of godjesus fucking christ this game sucks
How many times do you try out a deck before giving up on it?
>>97231153I haven't had to give up on a deck in so long, I actually don't know.Thats the benefit of playing brawl right there
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I love minis and so should you :)post your favorite minis or minis that you think are terrible
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