I am the egg man.

>>93256018
>uses Celerity 9 to count all the rice at DBZ speed
>teleports behind you (moving at superhuman speeds)
Heh nothing personnel

>>93255922
Probably

>>93254129
I kind of like the idea of werewolves so immortal that they require divine intervention to kill. It really turns up the horror factor when you know that no matter what you do, the monster will come back eventually.

>>93258019
Isn't that just the plot to "Jeepers Creepers"?

>>93254795
no, that's how True Faith works in Vampire the Masquerade. The fucking Taliban are some of the best vampire killers on the planet

whats dot

>>93258152
>glass cannon
Eh... they're not tough, but apart from a few notable examples (cough, Morathi, cough) damage has been noticeably toned down. I don't know how squishy KB will be compared to the average AoS army.

>>93258161
Disciples of Tzeentch.

>>93258129
unplayable at a 45% winrate, you'll struggle to go 5-0 with them. I'm putting mine on the shelf until the battletome

>>93258140
>"I'm going to worship fantasy satan and his friends, who are empirically real in this universe, and sacrifice living beings to their hunger, before inevitably having my immortal soul devoured. But don't you dare try and save me, you filthy coloniser, I can take care of myself!"

Lol yeah that was basically the gist of it. They're leaning hard coming out of the Crusades into "Sigmar Lied," and while there wasn't like an extensive argument in the book for that, it was definitely there between flashbacks and explaining why the people living in the wilds hated the cities and cityfolk.

>>93258149
What's funny is even after Gunnar witnesses a dude pray for so much power that he turns into a chaos spawn, he's still like, "YUP, I'M FOLLOWING THE PATH OF THE GODS." Even the shaman is pretty straightforward with like, "Bruh I get visions all the fucking time and I don't know if I'm viewing the past, present, or future."

Even then in the finale, he ditches the tribe in the end and sets out on his own?? It's not made wholly clear because the book kind of fades to black at an odd moment, but it seems he passes chieftain off to this other female chieftain he was working with for half the book and just sets out with his closest OATHSWORN to seek his own path / etc.

I've got a table from https://firmerterra.com/

I'm a homeowner, lol, with no place I'd like to put a permanent 6x4 table. The table in the link folds nicely to a size I can store under a piece of furniture or in a closet.

Eventually, I'd like to be able to play massive games or games across two tables; a table that's portable let's me play in a few spaces in my home and even in the garage or outside.

It's been more than good enough, and the gameboard easily survives some reasonable bumps.

If youre into the citadel realm of battle tiles, just be aware they don't quite sit flat: I'm going to get a big gaming mat that should solve that, though

>>93238199
This is actually based. This way if you're playing a smaller game you don't have to set them all up. I'm gonna do this or something like it

>>93245491
Get 3 of these and have 2 horizontal with 1 vertical and it makes a 9'x6' table
You got a warhammer board with border space, you got space for dnd and all your personal stuff on the edge

>>93238199
even if you're such a useless faggot that you can't DIY surely there's a less insanely retarded solution than flimsy fucking clothes horses

>>93253629
>I've got a table from https://firmerterra.com/
>just be aware they don't quite sit flat:
$375 and it doesn't even sit flat?

What does that table have over a $50 folding trestle tables from Bunnings?

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>>93257540
They hate us cause they ain't us

Llichdom is the coolest shit ever. Why play into boring tropes of immortality when you can represent someone denying the ravages of time as creatively as rotting into a literal skeleton obsessed with gathering magical power, becoming antithesis to all life? I don't give a shit about xianxia or gods, their immortality is boring, it has no story to tell.

>>93257574
Vecna. Acererak, and Azalin all are though and all of them are shooting to be something more than a lich.

>>93248859
>LOOK
>There's something shiny at the bottom of this chest
>REMEMBER
>My phylactery is made of common thing many people desire.
>FEEL
>There's something small, metal, and round in here
>COIN
Yes! My phylactery is a gold coin I put into circulation. How it ended up here, I have no idea.

I'm going to shit my pants.

>>93256494
It looks a little thick, but you might be able to keep it. I find eyes easiest when done first, cus then I can just paint up to the socket rather than worrying about getting in the lines. For skin tone colors,you need to wait double the time you normally would for it to dry, that's the bumpy of skin tags from half dried paint being pulled by an impatient brush. For dudes, start with a tan undercoat, then mixed with rosy flesh before being mixed with whatever final tone you want. Cheeks and lips get an undercoat of rosy flesh with bearded/shaved areas a tan/brown. If you want to do a 5 o'clock shadow, layer of grey/brown mixed with the skin tone (depending on how heavy the stubble is) and finish off with a glaze of the skin tone

>>93257746
What does the damaged thread for your airbrush produce?
I've had my brush jammed for a couple of days and I've attempted this tutorial to no avail of ridding the clogged nature of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNmbfJgv1MU

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I have no time for monkey business.

>>93257330
Well, it's not overly filtered. Nice eyes.. are those supposed to be pubes though?

>>93257681
Pouches look alright to me. With a bit of highlighting they'll be fine.

>>93257583
an incorporeal aether
satan is a feeling.
a confluence of event oft mistaken for "synchronicity".
satan is like a general feeling of unease.
something is off.
satan isnt being.
it is being itself.
like a feeling of depersonalization or derealization

Angelic handsome man. He just feels like a generic baddie if he's a big horned monster guy, maybe that can be him after a transformation

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>>93257583
>What's the best way to portray Satan, physically? As a horned demon? As a regular dude?

Devilman and LOTR got it right: physically an absolutely stunning, beautiful, androgynous/hermaphroditic being, that completely embodies the idea that when God said "let there be light", they meant Lucifer. Intelligent, eloquent, extremely charming and likable, but under direct scrutiny is a deeply flawed, selfish, entitled, desperately unhappy, lonely and confused, emotionally vulnerable man-child, who lives in a constant state of projecting the absolute worst onto everyone.

Satan/Lucifer is extremely hyper-competent, an unquestionable savant, but at the same time completely crippled by their total lack of emotional intelligence, empathy, trust, and emotional vulnerability.
It's kind of the idea that Satan is, in some aspects, simultaneously the weakest AND strongest 'Demon' in Hell because as powerful as they are: their fear of God, and their desire for forgiveness from God, is probably the greatest out of any Fallen Angel. For a lot of reasons, but the big one is that Lucifer acknowledges in some capacity that they're wrong, but won't ever conceded the point because they can't comprehend the infinite salvation and forgiveness of God, because Lucifer would never forgive Lucifer if they were God, so they just suffer.

To such an extent that Lucifer *aggressively* can't even trust his own 'fellow' Fallen Angels because he's perpetually paranoid of them finding out he's a failure, a fraud, and a loser.

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>>93257583
A tiny black beetle, like an ugly little cockroach, something completely inconspicuous and unworthy of notice, that can cast a shadow on someone, making itself appear as something increasingly horrifying and large the more said person focuses on that and loses track of reality. The light of Jesus's presence doesn't leave shadows, so the satan is powerless whenever Jesus and his angels manifest, and thus pours all his effort into trying to make sure humans forget that's a thing that happens.

>source?

Have known people that have been demonically attacked spiritually or physically. One of the people I've known my whole life and trust most actually personally got attacked by satan and his angels in person in a no holds barred murder attempt. My guy literally laughed and sang through it cause the Holy Spirit showed up and no-sold the whole thing.

Since then my dude's life, mental health, peace, habits etc. have all just soared in quality. He's stronger for what he's endured and said himself that he'd go through it all again (he's had attacks from the demonic all his life until this) to know Jesus as he now does. The devil was scared of mah boi for good reason.

Tldr the devil is a cunt and subhuman scum and could not deserve he'll more. Total contempt for any media that tries to portray 'it' as likeable, impressive or as anything but the pathetic fucking loser he is.

Christ is King.

Down with satan.

>>93257583
read paradise lost, or listen to an audiobook next time you have to travel long-distance

>>93241005
bite him! Bite him you stupid shark! Whats a matter with you?

>>93257691
>Help her hunt down the raider leader in his traveling war band, surprisingly far away from where the girl says her village was destroyed
>No one you find along the way comments on the girl, and asking about the destroyed village shows a lot more people know about the village's destruction, despite it seemingly being a recent occurrence
>Kill the raider leader & war band, while looting his camp the girl is really happy to recover a silver amulet, asks for you to return to her village, so she can find her family's savings
>"My dad kept some money buried behind our house, under our peach tree, so no one could steal it! It should still be there, and we can all split it!"
>Follow her back to her village
>It's been destroyed for ages, completely overgrown
>Girl leads you into an abandoned house, the walls are crumbling and the roof is caved in
>Down to the basement
>A small skeleton lays in the basement's corner
>The girl opens the amulet and looks at it: a picture of her and her parents rests inside, the picture having faded with time
>places the amulet around the skeleton's neck
>"... Thank you all for everything, but I'm gonna have to leave now. It was really fun traveling with you all! I always wanted to be an adventurer..."
>And just like that, the girl fades away, without a trace
Ghosts are fun.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>93237256
Checking

>>93257961
Why would you hurt me like this
>Captcha: DMNMAN
Damn, man...

>>93241005
That reaction is caused by that hand touching the electric sensors in its snout. Their eyes close instinctively during a lunge when they're stimulated(by prey being close to the mouth).

It probably likes the petting anyway.

>>93257910
Thats the coolant suits they use in NASA.

>>93257145
Flying debris makes some of my favorite designs.

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Experienced my first Battletech moment today. Don't have a batrep for the whole game, but this moment is worth fictionalizing I think.

Commander Rostov, having been ordered to clear out the city ahead of his client's advance led a Lance into the metropolis to flush out any defenders hiding inside, encountering a lance lead by a Crusader with an LRM carrier attached for fire support. As Commander Rostov engaged the Crusader he was outmaneuvered by the enemy Commando, who who managed to make it behind Rostov's Battlemaster. Seeing her commander's peril Mechwarrior Ha vaulted her Centurion up onto the rock outcrop separating her and the Commando and charged it with with autocannon blazing. Her assault was not enough to deter the enemy pilot however, who maintained fixated on the Battlemaster's vulnerable back whose armor had been stripped by a previous fall. The Commando launched an alpha strike, intent on crippling the Battlemaster, but failed to down the assault mech as right as he began to fire Mechwarrior Ha reached him took advantage of her elevated position to kick his head off. While the salvo still fired as the mech fell, it splashed harmlessly across the Battlemaster's legs. As the light mech fell Commander Rostov fired his PPC and medium lasers at the Crusader. The PPC shot went wide as the Crusader juked to the left, but Rostov managed to track the enemy mech with his medium lasers and raked 3 of them across its torso, one of which slipped through a flaw in the mechs armor and touched off its srm ammo bin, causing the heavy mech to go off like a firework and rain scrap and salvage across the street. In the course of a few seconds the enemy lance was reduced to just a Phoenix Hawk and a Centurion, and shortly thereafter when their LRM carrier was destroyed the remaining enemy mechs opened a channel to negotiate their surrender.

TAC on the ammo bin and a lucky head kick took out two perfectly healthy mechs in the space of one turn.

>>93257509
REEEE

>>93257624
Stop making me want to paint my shit in waterfluff colors.

do we know what kind of military actions/achievements are needed for a kuritan mechwarrior to get selected for the sword of light?

>>93257786
"Within the pouch around the bandit's neck you find a single silver obol. It is thinned from having been pressed and edges have been shaved down substantially. The face has been defaced by a relief of a woman's face, embossed perhaps from a matching raised sculpting. More roughly in common 'My Love Beryl' is scratched underneath.

You do not think the coin will have much worth to any other save its thin silver-- though evidently pure by the detail it preserves. It will fetch an equal coin you think in exchange once you return to the city."

It's not for me to decide whether or not your character feels guilty, but if the bandit had a wood carving, a polaroid photo or a smartphone with a pretty redhead and a baby on the front IS for me to decide as GM. I will tell you what does or does not exist in the world, that's my fucking job.

>>93257786
>he doesn't want to know how such an obviously anachronistic artifact came to be in a low-tech setting

We're obviously dealing with one of those witch doctors who can steal your soul and trap it in paper.

>>93258133
You mean lawyers?

>>93257998
By the laws of my clan that woman is now my wife. I must find her at once.

>>93257991
>Mad Max
Radlands
>Post-Apoc
Zona

>>93257883
What the hell? I can teach Dune Imperium in less than 10 minutes, even with that game having a sucky manual
>Your hand of cards will always be played one of two ways, as an agent or as a reveal
>When played as an agent, you send an agent meeple to a space if it has the matching icon, you can pay the cost immidiately, and the space is not blocked to you by voice/another agent
>spaces give you resources, let you manage you hand, advance your political ranking, upgrade your abilities, or aid in combat
>if you play the card signet ring your character does something cool
>combat is an numbers game. Whoever has the most swords, wins. Swords are gained mostly by troops, but cards can provide swords as well.
>every card you didn't play as an agent gets played as a reveal when your next turn comes around. Reveals generally either give you swords to up your combat strength, or influence which is a resource you spend to get better cards. You can't hoard influence, you have to spend it on your reveal turn and what isn't spent is lost forever
>don't stick to just one thing, you have to play around what everybody else is doing. A broad strategy wins the game
>trash your starting hand ASAP
>Spacing Guild and Research station are the best spaces, you want them
>get swordmaster sooner rather than later
>getting really far in politics gives you an alliance point, but that can be taken away if someone outpaces you
>bless the maker and his water
Was that dude seriously explaining the entire imperium deck?

>>93257995
Never played it solo, but that'd have been a very good score in mp.
I do agree about it being stressful, and the interesting thing is that players seemingly appreciate the harsh nature of the game a lot despite or maybe because such a thing isn't used in nowadays games.
Multiplayer agricola with draft is still one of the best euros out there, and, as I like to remind people in the "blocking is not interaction" debate, stuff like snatching a mere 3 food away from the player who thought he could wait a turn more and now has to starve can be way more brutal than any direct attack on my property I've suffered in other games.

>>93257991
51st state or wasteland express service come to mind, but both probably aren't what you are looking for; their themes doesn't go very deep if that makes sense

>>93258007
Damn, buying Zona rn, that looks like a non-overpriced STALKER

>>93258007
>Radlands
Style over stubstance
>Zona
Extreme style over substance, that shit is 100% based on diceroll luck

>>93257919
If I can make a system that's around for 40 years, I will consider it a resounding success.

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>>93250894
>>93250861
If you aren't running a game where random chargen is fun (like in MAID), then the game requires mechanics for bussing characters that got bad rolls.

Alternatively, include some formula that can be used to point-buy duds up to the party's mean.

>>93257984
GURPS 4th has been around for 20 years, sort of. It's honestly less popular today relative to its older variants.
I wouldn't consider going bankrupt because nobody plays it a success by any measure, except that of the delusional.

>>93255231
Do not try to argue logic with these retards. They don't care about potential edge cases, they care about not being able to game the system, not being able to force their min-max autism fueled by white-room theorycrafting, and having to play actual characters instead of numeric stat-blocks arbitrarily stacked.

>>93254678
>just roll with it?
Imagine that.

>>93256241
>>93256283
Pathetic samefag.
>muh design!!
"Design" has been a disaster for gamingkind.

>>93238569
The OCC thing that is just a bunch of civilian professions is great for character generation for chaos earth

>>93241000
That's probably the best way to handle her.
>Raised by D-Bees
>Adopted into the CS, fast tracked through the burbs and into the cities
>Got access to the major library/book repository right before the CS conveniently destroyed it
>Believes the CS are misguided and need help
>Then goes on adventures into England/Europe and comes back only to... give perfect information about how to avoid Atlantean patrols to the CS so that they can partner with Germany
>Then tells magic people to fuck off so the CS can take their land, since defending themselves would be the greater evil
>Then all sorts of inconsequential shit where she allegedly helps random adventurers
It makes most sense if she was a real person ages ago, perhaps even she was an early thorn in the CS' side.
But then she died at some point during the Europe adventure, and all the stories we hear are basically propaganda about how "this legendary figure? she's really on our side. buy more books."

>>93241282
It's one of the better things they ported over from Systems Failure & the earlier Rifters.

>>93241189
AFMBE's DeadWorlds also seem pretty good for that.

>>93243162
>right before the CS conveniently destroyed it
the didn't destroy it, they just said they did.

Where exactly is the dark kingdom of flint?

>>93257819
Somewhere around Washington State and British Colombia

>>93255097
>Setite Fat Priest -
Wouldn't be allowed to be so fucking horny in my games, but I do like the fact that a Setite was competent enough to accomplish something more complex than getting mortals addicted to drugs without getting his teeth knocked in
>Tzimisce French Inventor -
Sounds properly depraved for a Tzimisce, its cool to that he is so bold as to try to out tunnel-rat the tunnel-rats using pigs but I don't see this ending well
>Toreador Vengeful Painter -
Leaning a bit to heavily into stereotypes with this one, I also don't see this one ending well but thats half the fun of the sort of game you seem to be running. I am detecting a pattern.
>Ventrue Ambitious Nobleman -
HTP Kevin Wettsworth but not a sucker who sided with Hunters so thats good, also seems like his story isn't gonna end well but he is probably going to be the less super-fucked than the rest of the coterie

>MVP -
The Tzimisce depending on how his tunnel-purging goes. A Tzimisce in Nosferatu warrens with an army of ManBearPigs seems pretty comfy

>LVP -
Setite too horny for his own good, would genuinely creep me out but I guess that is the fun of having a Sabbat game

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>>93251801
"Not one they want", buddy even the fucking Syndicite was enjoying it.

>>93258037
they liked the lower paradox and how much more energy the Technocrats had not the fact that a bunch of reality deviants were set loose upon Earth

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@ ausfags
bt13 $55 at Cherry for the day

>>93257875
Anything good in BT-13?

>>93257989
if you get a good royal knight alt art

>>93258101
Alright sold

>>93257989
depends. Singles in this country are so fucked it might be worth it if you really wanted to build Royal Knights but I think because that deck required so many SECs the SRs are actually plentiful and cheap for once