Previous Thread: >>97096644For: Creation and discussion of Lewd RPGs; including Solo Rpgs, Homebrews, and Greentexts about your game sessions (specify the system you are using)>DON'T post or ask for "Looking For Group" or "Looking for Players".>DON'T sperg about Hentai logic, Hentai Artists or NTR. Take your meds.>NO Shota/loli crap. Go to /trash/>What's a Solo RPG?1: YouTube (Season 1 of Me, Myself & Die! gives a good explanation)2: Ask in the Solo RPG General: >>970620423: Solo is a good way to test out systems and to avoid problems such s "Schedule Conflict" or "Playing with Weirdos">Solo RPG Toolkit (NPC Generator, Mythic GM Emulator, etc.)https://infinityweavers.link/re-up/solo-rp-toolkitComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97332485Oh, don't worry, the girls do that to each other.
>>97327027>Well, what are your couple of fetishes?Amongst others, I like when women do sex for non-sexual reasons. Such as: "fighter, you are poisoned, but i think i could suck the poison out if i make you cum, trust me im a healer". >>97327005>Do you only want to draw those fetishesThanks anon, you made me realize that mostly yes, though not totally closed. Still, It would be nice to hear In-game stories just for curiosity on Lewd games. Never played any myself
Getting a chance to play my girl again, but like always my dice roll luck is far too high and she is in no danger zzz
>>97333887You can try that Femme Fatale thing an Anon made.https://desuarchive.org/tg/thread/93701252/#93760097Turn lewdness from a failstate into a mounting inevitability.
>>97328128I'd considered doing that. I'll see if I can export it to some AI and see if it can make a graph or chart. Here's an attempt to upscale it with AI. Some of the words up top got fudged, but I may be able to go in and touch that up. The bottom text is really messy, though.
The PCs must restore the power of the four crystals to defeat the Dark Lord. What should I base the four crystals upon, instead of the four elements?doubles decide
>>97326915Hustl'n, trapp'n, bangg'n, represent'n
>>97326915niggers, kikes, women, canadians
Death, Chaos, Order, Humanity/Life
>>97326915The four seasons.
Knight, Bishop, Rook, Queen
What is your setting's game's tax policy in your game in your setting?
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>>97332525We have a worldbuilding general for nogames posting.>durr its a meme shitpostAll the more reason for it to stay there
>>97332525I have one guy who shows up once an IRL year who refuses to leave his carriage or show his face come yell at them that they owe him like 60% of their collective gold, and they always pay it. I think the fifth time will be the charm and they’ll finally realize it’s not really the town master but a piece of shit super obese gnome. But don’t tell em
It's Da PDF Share Thread!Get ready to stuff your hard drive like it's 2025!STEP 0:<----- That image is not a PDF, it's an image, at least for now. Check the 4plebs link below to find the PDF.PLEASE READ DA FAQ BEFORE REQUESTING OR SHARING.It will answer 99% of your questions about this thread. If you haven't read it, we will know.STEP 1:Please exhibit good manners. Threads start sliding off the board after a certain number of posts. More posts wasted on being rude means fewer posts available for sharing.STEP 2:Request, share, stay awesome!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Kindly requesting:Brancalonia MacaroniconBrancalonia Whack the Empire
Requesting Dead Girls in Sarkash Forest for Mork Borg
Looking for:Engine Magazine #3Kids on CapesThe updated Fabula Ultima BooksThe Fabula Ultima BeastiaryThanks!
>>97333519Many thanks Anon.
humbly requesting if somebody has the complete FantasyCraft folder that was in the archive, to re-upload it.
>paid GMing>AI slop>unironic "badwrongfun"/"you can't play that way" shitThe unholy trinity of what's killing ttrpgs.
>>97334686>posts an advertisementThat's not evidence you mongoloid. Do you also listen to Kremlin press releases with bated breath?
>>97334754Man, I can't imagine how upset and frightened someone has to be to try to hope their opponent will miss their response.Some real writing angry letters then hiding them under your pillow energy.Which side are you even mad at?
>>97329719>"Grrr you have to play exactly by the rules! You can't make up new stuff!">Gygax making up entirely new classes like cowboys with guns just because his players asked him>one of most famous modules of early D&D has the players get laser guns from a crashed UFO from another planet>these two events led to Boot Hill and Gamma World>one of the most common houserules of all time was to ignore level limits for nonhumanI dunno man, kinda just sounds like you suck as a GM
>pipo pay for private lounges because dey mustve been banned from all public ones
>>97334890Anon, they pay for private lounges because there are prostitutes there.
Work in Progress, Traitor Guard Edition>Full-on /WIP/ OP Links Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/BE42AEcD>WIP Tutorial Images Megahttps://mega.nz/#F!TvQFCaLb!w8WZKCcOsTRasxrI0JWezw>Saint Duncan's "Six Things I Wish I Knew When I Started Painting"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufP8ka3KGno>Saint Duncan also explains thinning your paintshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxWgsqSf74s>Paint thinning 102Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97326721I'm honored to be the /wip/ photo. Back to the meat
>>97334595>almost nothing in nature is truly "blue'.Have you tried looking up? Sure, it isn't blue because of a blue pigment, but there's nothing in science about it not counting because there's some other mechanism behind the colour. (Just as science doesn't say a specific colour has to be a single, continuous section of the visible spectrum, another thing people often make up.) That's rather the paint maker’s perspective, as he looks for stuff to grind up and put in his paint.
>>97334717The whole army's already done.The Telemon was the first custodes mini bought, but the last I paint. Its a centerpiece model, so I practiced on the rest of my 2k pts Custodes army beforehand.
>>97334652owo>>97334744it's really cool. gonna try to give these some sorta pattern now
>>97334595There are a billion types of blue-grey fish.You actual and legitimate fucking landlubber.
I've spent the last year, studying, and designing a custom Arthurian set, originally intended to be based on Le Morte d'Arthur (like how P3k was based on Romance of the Three Kingdoms). However, as I continued to study, and look into different (and some obscure sources) this turned into a much more wider net. This set, which is no where near finished includes>Welsh Triads and The Magnibong>Pre-Vulgate Arthur traditions>Vulgate/Post Vulgate/Lancelot cycles>some English/Welsh fairy tales>and even a bit of the Victorian Arthurian revival (especially for art). I avoided the Italian and German romances entirely, and tried not to include weird outliners except when needed. Outside of art, nothing is sourced from the 20th century or onward. Also all art is public domain. I'm mainly posting here for feedback. Some will be art recommendations, flavor text (especially sourced) will be always welcomed.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97332831I still need to finish reading it.
>>97327429Awesome question. Not exactly an MTG designer or anything, but I imagine two different ways of doing it for Culhwch and Olwen:>Saga1WUBI Tap all creatures; they do not untap during their controller's next untap phase (bridal quest/ 40 tasks).II Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater (representing the boar or giant), or if you want to be more FIRE, all creatures with power 4 or greater.III Search library for a white creature and put into your hand or if you want to be more FIRE, into play. >Culhwch and Olwen as charactersCulhwch of CelyddonLegendary Knight1WRGLifelinkCulhwch of Celyddon has Power and Toughness equal to the number of creatures that you control.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97282821>>97284035Also it would be cool to see the other side of the Fisher King mythology, where the health of the kingdom is direclty linked to the health of the king (ex. something like Lich, but sacrificing lands or putting lands into play when you take damage or gain life, respectively).
>>97330899EDH is based. Commander is the problem.
>>97285584You made me remember this and honestly it's making me not want to go to prerelease for lorwyn.
>the dark lord just wants bitchesIs this a good villain motivation?
I’ll stop here unless people really want more
>>97332762>>Apart from nazguls maybe>which means he's not asking about the D&D monster literally called "death knight" but more about the concept ofThe Nazghuls were the direct inspiration for the "Wraith" type undead coming from the translation of Nazghul as "Ringwraith." The more knightly depictions of them seem to have originated from the Peter Jackson films and likely were inspired by D&D and Videogame Death Knights. Death Knights as a form of cursed undead paladin are very much a more modern creation that Charles Stross can be credited for and trying to find evidence of them further back is not going to really go anywhere.
>>97258165Not really. There’s about a million more-bitch oriented paths to take. That’s like becoming a doctor so you can have free tongue depressors all the time. But you could easily do that by just investing some small part of your income into tongue depressors and skip the medical school and all that
>>97313965>>97327670>>97332762Thanks for replies. I admit that my original question was kinda vague, but yeah i meant is there anything for "intelligent undead fighter" like bram stoker's dracula for vampires? Like modern archetype.Personally i've always thought barrow wights and revenants etc. more like "armored ghosts" if it makes any sense. Thought that might be more because of video games. Nazguls for me were always not really "warriors" but still more than ghosts in robes (even before movies). But they don't really have much of a personality/inviduality. Draugr makes sense. Also lol, Karr/Kargoth.Warcraft death knights were so late for me that i don't really even think about them, even if i played WoW for 10+ years (and wtf that's almost 10 years since i quit already)
Do you prefer Pokémon, Yugioh, or Magic the Gathering?
>>97326799Pokémon by a country mile
>>97326799Each game has a special place in my heart, and that's tied to my past experiences. Each one has fallen out of favor one way or another, but in the current day, playing Magic is my preference of the three.
>>97332680Yu-gi-oh has reached a point where, if you can't answer your opponent from the hand on turn 1, before you've even reached any cards, you might just fucking lose. Almost every deck is an elaborate combo streak where you want your opponent to not be able to stop you from completely popping off, and if you don't have an answer ready, you don't just get yourself in a bad position, you get absolutely buried.
>>97326799I liked Magic, pre-Eldrazi anyway. After that a combination of the people I played with wanting to go to tournaments and them looking up "meta decks" online and the Eldrazi set, I just quit Magic all together. I've still got all my cards, but I don't play any more.
>>97333650Yes, and they've also gotten to the point where you're able to kickstart your own engines on turn 0. Yugioh is not a game where lack of interactions is an issue. >If you didn't draw enough handtraps...Then you play going-second staples that have consistently been able to check "unbreakable" boards for years, ranging from DRNM to every Kaiju-like monster in the game (up to Sphere Mode) to removal like Evenly, LStorm/Raigeki/Duster, the entire Forbidden quickplay series of negates, and Superpoly to name a few.>But if you didn't draw the out...Then it sucks if you didn't draw into any engine OR any outs. OTKs have been commonplace in the game for over a decade at this point, that's just how it's played.
New year new me edition>Cyberpunk 2020 vs. Cyberpunk RED?Cyberpunk 2020 is the second edition of the Cyberpunk TTRPG that focuses on simulation gameplay and has a black trenchcoat aesthetic.Cyberpunk RED is the fourth edition of the Cyberpunk TTRPG that is set after Cyberpunk 2020 following the Fourth Corporate War, focuses on more balanced gameplay and is more streamlined but has less content.You can discuss Shadowrun here too because I also feel bad for those guys.>Cyberpunk Rulesets (The Vault) (May not have all updated rulebooks, check official sources for updates):bit<dot>ly/2Y1w4Md>Resources for RED:https://datapool2045.net/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97329267You have failed to understand the statement. You can warn people that things might break as much as you please, but this will not magically grant them insight into what's a good idea, what's useless, and what seems harmless but will result in the system snapping in half. That can only be granted by first-hand experience with the system.Same as any other homebrew, really. Don't mess with shit unless you're well familiar with it in its non-messed-with state.
>>97332553If the sign says Yield and you plow into the side of traffic, it's not the sign that is wrong.The section says, and I quote: More than any ability in the game, this ability canresult in game imbalance. Your GM might need toretroactively change the way your invention operatesrules-wise (or, in extreme circumstances, even replaceit with another invention of an equal price categorythat you collaborate on together) several times beforeyou find a version that works well at your table anddoesn't negatively impact game balance.
>>97333454>If the sign says Yield and you plow into the side of traffic, it's not the sign that is wrong.What a dogshit analogy. Roads are extremely simple, and you're not allowed on them until you've had a proficiency test drilled into your skull, and the results are obvious and immediate. Item creation by people who don't know what they're doing has a high chance of creating something broken in a way that is not immediately obvious and may not become apparent until some time in the future.>The section says, and I quote:>"Hey, you're probably going to fuck things up with this and have to change it a whole lot until you actually get it right. Good luck lmao."This is exactly why this sort of thing is best left to supplemental material that will only get used by people who have become bored with what's available in the core book.
>>97334197As my party's Tech AND their Netrunner, I would like people to stop using their brain damage to justify simplifying an already very smoothed out system.
>>97334197>This is exactly why this sort of thing is best left to supplemental material that will only get used by people who have become bored with what's available in the core book.Supplemental material is good for the sake of streamlining, but if I were a techie and could craft my own cyberware and gear, I'd want more creativity. >cyberware that combines one or more pieces of cyberware so you can utilize more stuff with fewer slots. (maybe with some diminished usage or capacity for balance)>Detachable limbs that you can control remotely for little spider hands or feet that can slip through air vents or sneak through other places and jack into consoles to access the matrix remotely. >Integrating cyberware into weapons or combining weapons with tools to create grapple hook rifles, shotguns with stun dart launcher underbarrel attachment, and other weird and goofy shit like that. I'd like to craft tools to let me navigate and fuck with the environment more.
>no display names>no player cards >large groupHow do I keep track of the characters? It’s such a weird thing to ignore. Just throw a name and picture onto the screen like every other Channel does
>>97246919Recommend me campaigns thats actually enjoyable to listen to. Everytime I try to give a series a chance, I either find the characters or the GM's style unenjoyable.
>>97331235>"no u" againYou've become what you hate
>>97334350Its not a 'no u' if I'm agreeing with you. im waiting for you to give me a fresh stock of ammo to mock you.
What is anti-anti-leeemposter's endgame?>Wants to destroy /crg/>ends up boooooomping the thread endlessly>Wants to """save""" /crg/>ends up devolving everything to center around leeem anyways
>>97334845now you are making up your own fantasies about me. Guess I really have supplanted your liam obsession.
You ever just host a session which goes so bad it makes you want to quit ever hosting again? Holy fuck, save me bros. I'd rather get dressed down in front of my whole family than live through that kind of shame again.
>>97327251Doesn't sound like it went so bad, but I really wanna know the system now.
Can't relate because I am quick witted, charming and intelligent. Sorry not sorry LOL
>>97315718First game I ever ran the party didn't just go straight to the story hook. Instead they opted to , refuse to pay for a night in the inn, getting stabbed in an alleyway, murding little old ladies and taking there things, accosting people in their own houses while they try to sleep. Everyone but one character was wanted by the watch before a few ingame hours had passed. And the next session they managed to tpk themselves by starting getting into a scuffle with each other right outside the 'boss room'.I was in fact running things very poorly of couse. I no longer use story hooks l, boss rooms, and actually use a system that's actually a whole game rather than one that assumes you can keep pulling things out of your arse in an interesting way.
>>97327251>All I'll say is It's more of a storytelling RPG with combat stapled to it than a full blown dungeon crawler.that's either PbtA or a White Wolf system
I only had one session in my entire DMing career that was controversial. Two of the players thought it was terrible and hated it, while one other didn’t really care and the other two had a fucking blast. Search the archives for the Tiny Door greentext if you care. But it certainly didn’t make me want to stop DMing. I don’t think anything could really stop me, I just truly love it. Anyone else’s opinion or personal issues with my performance isn’t gonna diminish my love for the hobby, that’s like having sex with a random chick and she says you suck at it so you give up on having sex forever. Sounds stupid
>What is Trench Crusade?An alternate weird history 28mm/32mm tabletop skirmish game still in a pre-release playtesting phase but with the full release slated for this year. Based on the art and lore of Mike Franchina, whose illustrations you may have seen floating around on /tg/ for a several years now, and designed by Tuomas Pirinen, one of the original creators of Mordheim. It's grimdark, it's visceral, it's awesome, and it's very Blanchitsu.>What Trench Crusade is notTC not an excuse for you to discuss IRL religion, history that didn't occur in the game, culture war shit, or discord bullshit on /tg/. Keep it on topic.>What's the QRD on the background?The Knights Templar turned heretic and opened the Gates of Hell when they took Jerusalem during the First Crusade. Over 800 years later the war is still ongoing as technology has developed to a pseudo diesel-punk WW1 standard and a third of Humanity has sided with the Infernal Princes.>How do I get started?All the files are free online:https://www.trenchcrusade.com/rules/They used to be split between the website and the discord, but no more. For posterity's sake, the old mega will still be kept active even if it's unlikely to need updating: https://mega.nz/folder/70QH0BBa#Eg-blxYQKkY_C02wErnFTQComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97333763>if you come in hereI understand your perspective here, and i want to thank you for giving me the time of day on this.For my perspective this is also not the first time i've had people out of nowhere call me an arch fan here or go on about me being a troll not even because i'm saying things people dislike but because i have an interest that people are hyper sensitive to.so his is going to be a bit of a rough dump.I've been toying with it but i don't have a good enough grasp of the game yet to know if i'm suffering from "mod-megalomania" simplicity and synergy are key and i'm not beating toumas on a warband creation contest anytime soon, man's got 30 years on me there.so here's the basic list, it's gonna take some extra posts.First things first the equipment tableBasically I’m taking the Trench pilgrim equipment list but removingThe automatic or semi auto weapons, halberds, tank hammer, shields, and iron hoods, warcrosses can stay like a throwing axe. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97333763>>97334765Army rules baked in should be the Irish -1 to be hit when withdrawing from melee and elites are immune to fear (I’m worried that’s a bit much)>This is where everything gets a bit rough, to make a cohesive force I want this to stay at mid-range with enemies it can’t kill and then hit the enemy when fully prepared. Flavor has to come after and I need to do more research. >How the elites fit together is the problem.>The warleader should be a lead from the front unit>Then I think a priest who’s advising, call it perhaps a Jesuit exorcist, going to be a 0/0 elite but most of his abilities are risky actions. Somewhere between witchburner and NA priest.>The other elites I think are either an animist, a bigger hunter(like the castigator) or a tough melee guy, either “brave” or “skin walke”r(I’m looking up the proper context and language, likely Mohawk influence but I’d need to look a Sioux as well.) >I think the basic trio would work like this.>You have the animist to pin the Jesuit to buff/apply blood markers and the warleader to finish them off>Also potentially a !not communicate skin walker to be your tough boy but I’ve been debating it.There’s a lot of space to add native witches, make alternative armies later, that’s the main game plan above.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97333763>>97334765>>97334770>I’m thinking a special rule that allows him to disengage and charge again without penalty if he used a bloodpath or took the enemy out of action during his first charge.>Also +1 to diving charges maybe, I don’t really like this because there are explicit VPs for doing this on some levels but I also want this to be a terrain depenant mid range list that wants to play with terrain rules. I can shelf it, it’s a sub-gimmickSecond elite the priest60 ducat 0/0/0.Risky action blessed weapons – for the next activation target model within 3 inches gains critical on their ranged and melee weapons.Risky action – gods wrath – like the witchburner but half rangeOnward Christian soldiers as in NAComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97334778>>97334770>>97334765Big dumb guy - skin walker or something similar. Monster, tough, strong, beast, fearCan’t take weapon, fights like a ware wolf without ignore amour. Ignores difficult terrain2/2/-2 8” tough likely 150-160 ducatesignores difficult terrain, adds +1 to dangerous terrain rolls/diving chargeIt could also take a risky action to grab the enemy the enemy and throw it, -1 if the enemy is on a 60mm base. Range is 8, the thrown is subject to falling as if it was 3 minimum and any model targeted by it is subject to an injury roll equal to the targets armour value reversed (i.e. -1 becomes +1, and so on)>Not sure if I want to keep this, it sounds fun to just diving charge into a grab and then throw someone’s infantry at another but being able to throw from heights might make it a bit much. I'm trying to stick to the vanilla warbands as much as possible,Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97334800As a final note, i think i figured out what it was missingWolves/dogs/ravensI've thought about this less but having access to animals was my original plan for the animist, to have him be able to throw blood-markers at range and support beasts in a 3-6 inch aura.I also debated giving the skinwalker a shape shifter ability to turn flying or move faster but he's already an 8 inch moving ignores terrain guy.i think i'm leaning more native sterotype than native authentic or native mythical. i want to delve a bit more into native myths but i tend to turn up the great peace maker and dividing the white, red and black serpents.i think they could also use a woman in the elite slot because natives tend to be matralinear societies (at least the ones i looked at). the peacemaker's earliest ally being a woman (this is the confederation) I'm very not tempted to make it sioux v Haudenosaunee as heretic v faithful.i might need to break out the history, but i feel like the natives are gaining aid from the europens because either via their own myths/hell feels it can act openly here but they're allowed alot of autonomy to practice their traditions.
>start going to other places online to discuss tabletop gaming>realise that they’re actually interested in talking mechanics and design>realise that they actually play games>realise that they’re a plenty of original content to be found>realise that /tg/ actually sucks for discussing tabletopWhat the fuck happened?
>>97334863That it was worse, but still not as bad as you have convinced yourself, and that whatever you experienced was the result of retards in your life being retarded? Same as I've said multiple times already.
>>97334881No, I think my summation of "rough" was pretty adequate, and that the problem was still pretty widespread.It takes a very skewed reading of what I've typed to get what you're getting out of it, and I wonder if it's one of those reading comprehension things you young people have problems with.
>>97334896It really just sounds like you don't want to walk back your hyperbolic anecdotes-as-fact routine because you don't want to admit that you're a hyperbolic idiot.
>>97334919It sounds like you desperately want me to have been hyperbolic when I said things like "pretty bad" and "rough".Again, I wonder if this is a reading comprehension thing.
>>97334925And your "pretty bad" and "rough" amounts to some retard in your life taking your books. Which you equated to being equally as bad as WotC getting ideological cancer and people not wanting WotC to make business decisions based on that ideology.
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>>97332822>Although my most recent JITE writefag included Madoka and I don't think he ever commented on it so maybe he's touching grassNot wrong. I'm still around to threadslave (today I wasn't, but normally I am). I scan the threads every day in case someone needs me for something / I need to slave up a thread, but I haven't been reading stuff since I've been doing non-thread things.When I'm done with non-thread things, I plan to binge my backlog of writefags.
>>97333941>most people aren't super descriptive with their reviews (not that that's a bad thing! People can review writefags however you wantThere were complaints in the past about bigger MHA writefag reviews.
>>97334465I liked them.
>>97332252I think I had an idea for how to get Fathoms involved and kick off her character arc.She could be out fishing and scouting the nearer parts of the new eastern ocean added to the map with two others in a simple boat "powered" by one of her summons. She starts reminiscing about events from an encounter ingame, only to realize she has conflicting memories of both of them being the person she encountered. This leads to a confessional explanation from them about her origins, and she cam start chewing on the existential dread.
>>97334703Actually I think my build should impregnate her and leave her as a single mom