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>>97320732
>This thread is like if Chris Chan made a card game instead of a comic.
You're making it sound based.

>>97355943
there is a live demo in the OP.

here is an unboxing:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/j0Dhm_Vk_Q0

>>97357899
>So OP, how long HAVE you been iterating this card game?
around 5 years. i started it shortly after my exposure to the culture war, which was around 2019. the game at this point shares very little with the first iteration. the main thing it still shares is that it uses memes for pictures, but that's about it. that's also another reason the name has changed, because it's a different game. i have also changed a lot over those 5 years, unrecognizably in some areas. i'd hope that most people who been on this ride since normie season ended 2015ish (w/ trump) have also changed a lot.

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>>97354182
>You are mad somebody is making something
I've made my stance pretty clear, I'm here to observe the insanity of OP, and to make him prove his game is getting the traction it has according to the posts of people getting boxes.
>I showed you the screenshot, Wilbur.
Who? You're not trying to imply I'm some hater you know irl, are you? That'd be so sad and hilarious at the same time.
>Ugly boy.
Man, calling out OP's bullshit really is making you mad. Now in addition to my belief that literally no one wants this game (you included according to later posts lol), he also got his mom to come defend him on the Finnish ice fishing forum.
Stay seething, I'll keep dropping in when I'm bored and need a chuckle.

>>97359464
well, dragon kings where the first target of the primordials at the start of the war and after it the unconquered sun DID abandon them to the point of trading his draconic shape for a humanlike one.

>>97358651
This. Nudevs can only write vagueposts, which works great for a being that can only express themselves in interpretive dance but shit for actual people. That doesn't make Yozi cool, it just makes the devs shit at writing.

>>97358634
>Like, if you ask me who’s COOLER between the fallen titans and the Twilight who cursed an entire kingdom because Low Key stole his ho, or Raksi, I’m going to vote for the Yozi 9 times out of 10
>Low Key
You did this last thread too >>97290118
READ THE BOOKS
Osmosisposting and fanfic-only cretins are the greatest cancer Exalted has ever had, and the line's been dealing with it so long the tumors have started speaking engrish and applying to work as developers.

Can Mind-Hand Manipulation distribute Touch effects?

>>97360673
While osmosisposting is a problem, getting a name wrong might well just be a case of remembering it wrong. At some point in these threads I remember getting unreasonably annoyed by someone repeatedly calling Salina something like Serina, but that anon appeared to still kmow the substance of the lore while getting the name wrong. Bigger problem than mistakes with names are people coming in with assumptions and expectations not based on anything in the books and then acting like the game's in the wrong for not matching those assumptions and expectations.

>>97360272
Smaug-likes are cooler than this.

>>97340570
no

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>George raised the sword and his hand shook, and he dropped his hand to the ground again.
>“Go on,” said Lennie. “How’s it gonna be? We gonna get a little place.”
>“We’ll have a cow,” said George. “An’ we’ll have maybe a pig an’ chickens . . . an’ down the flat we’ll have a . . . little piece alfalfa——”
>“For the rabbits,” Lennie shouted.
>“For the rabbits,” George repeated.
>“And I get to tend the rabbits.”
>“An’ you get to tend the rabbits.”
>Lennie giggled with happiness. “An’ live on the fatta the lan’.”
>“Yes.”
>Lennie turned his head.
>“No, Lennie. Look down there acrost the river, like you can almost see the place.”
>Lennie obeyed him. George looked down at the sword.
>There were crashing footsteps in the brush now. George turned and looked toward them.
>“Go on, George. When we gonna do it?”
>“Gonna do it soon.”

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>>97333768
Its not and that roll table still results in chimeras.
>>97333838
>>97360272
>Wolf-head, lion-head, and a bat-head, with bird wings and covered in fur
>a dragon
Ssssssssssssuuuuuuuuurrrreee

>>97361000
kekaroo

There's a reason I started to filter threads like these

>>97357893
Put more effort into your gens, it's as simple as that. Experiment with different LoRa and checkpoints for example. Obviously some hate the AI period, but it's also all so... samey. Mix it up.

>>97360410
yet here you are, seething

>>97358649
at least he's one of like three people in these threads posting about actually playing

>>97358494
So you are ignoring the words of a 'Vocal minority' in favor of 'literally nobody'?

>>97354289
Lmao

>>97355034
He sounds fun!

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He's kind of a loser in-universe but would probably be really popular with a specific demographic since he's basically a Kamen Rider complete with overwrought transformation sequences and the power of love and justice, in-universe most people find that shit lame or cringe since they're being 90's edgelords but on a show he'd probably be liked by the audience for playing it straight and being unapologetically heroic

>>97354289
>>Discriminates against those afflicted with a incurable disease he also has and as such resents himself
women love this shit, cast Timothee Chalamet and they'll be flooding their panties.
Unfortunately you will also be immediately branded as "queer-coded" and people will think your magical leprosy or whatever is a metaphor for loving cock and your character is the equivalent of a self hating religious homo

>>97359193
Gonna be honest Tim ain't pulling off being a 6"6' muscular barbarian.

As for the gay coded shit. Not going to lie didn't put them into the equation of twisting what is essentially cancer of the entire body into being about faggotry

>>97355569
Fuckin forgot to post before I went to bed. Sorry for leaving you hanging.

My personal experience boils down to a single utter shitshow of a game which didn't even last a session, because the GM quite literally opened with "Okay so you're all on a spaceship and you want to go do some heresy, there's three planets nearby, a forgeworld, an agriworld, and a hiveworld, pick one and then go kill some people." The situation devolved from there. Note the distinct lack of "who are your guys and what are their motives, why are you all working together, what's your objective" in there. An hour in and nobody's mentioned my name once, the GM clearly doesn't care to go into enough detail to make tech-use applicable, so I mentally check out, lower the volume to something less distracting, and go finish a video lecture. Get up for a bathroom break, come back, the server's fucking gone. I ask my buddy, another player, what the fuck happened, and he just says "Sometimes you gotta rip it out root and stem, man."

Now that's just a shit GM being a shit GM, but it's representative of a subset of people who are only there to do lolrandom dumbfuckery. Black Crusade attracts those like flies, because they see "this game is about being horrible evil chaos bastards" and they think "oh, finally, a game for me!" They don't want to engage with the game as it's meant to be played, they want to use it as an excuse to act in ways that are unacceptable at a table, and they think the subject matter gives them that excuse. Y'know, like FATAL.

This is not exclusive to the lolrandoms, either, but I'm fresh out of brain juice so I'm just gonna tell you to imagine That Guy, think about what makes him That Guy, and think about whether he thinks he could use Black Crusade as an excuse for being That Guy. I'm telling you, man, it's like flies. And it's fucking shameful, because the careful political aspects of balancing a chaos warband are actually a compelling premise.

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I've seen different artistic renditions of the Emperor but what is cannon? Have the last 10,000 years on the Golden Thrown mummified him or is He still soft flesh and blood?

>>97359179
I really enjoyed starting Iconoclast in the game because it was giving me the options, and then watching myself slowly becoming more Dogmatic over time as the reality set in. That was a really cool bit to have.

>>97360440
Why would anyone care? Pointlessly clarifying vague setting details has been the undoing of everything good about 40k.

>>97359670
Yeah, fair enough, and I generally agree.

>>97359283
Seems pretty uninspired, but the execution will matter the most.

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>1e
Gonna be playing strange aeons with my friends. The party is a barbarian, mesmerist, and a witch. I was looking at the oracle. The thematic suggestions are dark tapestry, lore, and time. As a first time oracle I was curious which of these I would have the least amount of trouble with.

>>97352679
>not even one minute in and a sassy gay NPC flirts with the PC
Dunno if the devs know their audience but they definitely know the IP holder.

>>97359680
Eh, difficulty-wise they are all about the same. Without spoiling anything big I will mention that Lore would see the most roleplay benefits in the early books, whereas dark tapestry and time in the later books.

>>97360570
Could you elaborate a bit without spoilers if possible?

>>97360791
Not more obnoxious than the asshole constantly complaining about "quality" and regular thread participants, because they post stuff he hates.

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>>97354453
>So did someone make an updated version of this yet?
I could update it, but I dunno which image references to put in
If you need something just ask

>>97360985
NTA
I would ask for any forms of stylized background and use of colors beyond just the character, like the background of >>97357568
Any form of background stuff, not just characters.

>>97361008
With Sora you just ask for it
https://litter.catbox.moe/oaf15a.png
Btw I will bake

>>97361059
>>97361059

>>97358932
even worse they have nothing slaanesh related like nearly always, neither demons, cultists marines.

>>97357609
>grot revolution army
>slaanesh remnants of exess
>demon/greyknight box
>nid neurogaunt swarm
>survivors of the ai purge
>blackstone fortress explorers/residents

Anyone done a Tsons kill team? Can you work them into the regular chaos space marine kt?

I'm new to KT, I've assembled and painted a Kommando team and doing a Kasrkin team next and have a few noob questions if anyone cares to enlighten me.
a) are there ways to gain more CP per turn than the 1/2 you get automatically ?
b) Does the skill-at-arms for Kasrkins you can chose each turn costs CP ?
c) What is the point of the Throat-slittas rule ? I don't see the point of being able to charge from concealment since you could give an engage order then charge at the start of your activation anyways. Usecase might be obvious but I feel I'm missing something

>>97360953
>are there ways to gain more CP per turn than the 1/2 you get automatically ?
Yes, but it's team-dependent. If your team has no bonus CP abilities, you make do with the baseline.
>Does the skill-at-arms for Kasrkins you can chose each turn costs CP ?
Only strategy ploys and firefight ploys cost CP. Strategic gambits do not inherently do so.
>What is the point of the Throat-slittas rule ? I don't see the point of being able to charge from concealment since you could give an engage order then charge at the start of your activation anyways.
If you charge from concealment and stop in a position where you are then in cover, you'll end your activation concealed from other enemies. Helps you stay hidden and forces more enemies to come out to deal with the model.

>>97360953
the other anon answered pretty good but to c) i wanne add. if the enemy dies or runs away or you fight against arbites that can shoot into close combat, you are able to be shot and your guy still has the benefits of conceal in that case.

>>97355962
Nothing but her awesome psionic might! She elected to go to the crew quarters, but was ambushed by some dastardly tentacle monsters. She escaped but is currently drunk and horny from their gas and is tottering around getting lost

How do you make sex/lewd acts engaging outside of mechanics?

With combat I know how to give it conflict, but most horny scenes in my games tend to not be interesting enough to play through and are better off summarized and fast forwarded. I often find myself playing like it was regular play, because the lewd elements really take a step back.

>>97360208
Do you love and care about your girl? Without love there can be no lewd

>>97355731
Some of the faggots really hate beauty.

>>97360208
Depends on the system you use and how the scene solves itself. Also depends how much familiarity you have with erotic novellas and such. If you are used to do good fighting scenes but have no idea how to make lewd scenes interesting you can always read about it

>>97359982
What happened with Vanguard? I used to play back before the second reboot.
>>97360202
>I mean when you fuck it up like Altered TCG
Whatever happened with that? I had no intention of ever touching the game due to all the red flags, but I'm definitely curious.
>Meanwhile Little Troubles is just chugging along for the love of the community.
Shit, I keep forgetting to order some.

Warlord said they *should* be prepping to ship out pledges soon. Looking forward to seeing what's in this 'chest.'

>>97360305
Okay so in a nutshell
>Original Kickstarter smashed it out of the park 7 million dollars for a 60,000 dollar goal
>Releases 4 more sets afterwards
>boxes of first set only need 1 or 2 boxes for a complete set of lower rarity cards and only need to buy singles of higher rarity so most don't bother buying boxes
>LGSes asked to host events for the card game but the main distributor for the cards are the online shop so the physical stores can't make any profit selling the boxes for markup because no one will buy it there when they can just buy it online
>newest kickstarter set seeds of unity originally has a set goal of 50k, easily hit
>whoa whoa WHOA hold on a minute, we actually meant the goal was 2.5 MILLION dollars for our crowdfund! We can't print the set unless we get our 2 mill!
>people cancel preorders and spread the word that the game is dying
>crowdfund falls short, damage control by creators, "we didn't meet our goal but we will still ship the set, in the future we will have to readjust our production line"
All in all, their booster box prices are crashing HARD and it's in meltdown mode. People want to sell out before all interest dies. Not sure if they can recover honestly.
It might be fun to buy if they end up being like $5-10 in the future just to crack packs

>>97360568
Damn, sounds like they got greedy. To be fair, it kinda felt like they were greedy to begin with, what with the whole NFT-adjacent nonsense about an online database for "ownership" of the cards.
If it all collapses, I'd definitely pick up a few boxes to try if it was dirt cheap.

can riftbound kill one piece already and absorb the scalperbase so i can get cheap product again

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>>97354013
>>97360577
>>97360666
Please NO.

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>>97360698
I haven't watched any limited coverage yet, but I had that exact fear once I started looking through the set with limited in mind. It seems like Kithkin and Goblins are going to require a lot of anchors in the deck to give you a fighting chance against the other tribes, and Elementals really want you to either pull a bunch of rares/mythics or at least be able to run a bunch of hybrid cards that cross paths with blue or red. Everything else looks either half-baked or mediocre compared to Elves and Merfolk.

What fascinates me is that green has only has a handful of options for colorfixing, with only red and blue getting one landcycling ability EACH, when the only 3+ color cards in the set are Abzan and Sultai, which means most decks probably won't be able to get 3+ off vivid at least half the time. Ironically, your best bet for vivid will probably be tokens made by monocolored cards since they always have their tribe's color identity.

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quit magic about 2 years back, decided to pop in and see how things have been going

haha, wow.

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>>97357613
>>97357688
not mine either
I'm creating my own game
a combination between a card game and a skirmish miniature game

>>97358747
I haven't cared about MTG in the better part of a decade at this point, but from memory the competitive constructed rule of thumb with cards that cost >=4 is that they have to do at least one of several things to be viable:
- be resistant to removal (e.g. hexproof)
- does something useful the turn it hits the field (e.g. haste)
- do something useful even if removed (bloodbraid elf was the posterchild for this back in my time)
- wins the game on the spot if it sticks for a turn

This card does none of those, and thus probably sucks in competitive constructed. A 6/6 that can be chump blocked or removed by a wide range of removal isn't winning the game reliably, and its ability to generate card advantage requires that you already have gas in the tank in the form of other creatures in hand (and your opponent have no removal) which means that IMO it qualifies as a win-more card. I would expect that this would only see play if the lineup of high CMC finishers is so dogshit that any undercosted beefy body is competitive.

>>97359245
Black Hand/Tal'mahe'Ra isn't involved from what little info I've been provided, they aren't the type to create an abomination let alone let it run free.
I have suspicions but I really hope I'm wrong. I do hope to visit Boy Toy to see how he's acting. -Kakophoni

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>>97351552
>you know what else was spotted in New York?
My Sire!
*Antediluvian approaches me to diablerize me*
oh no, bros...

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We discussed what to do with Boy Toy again after mom was done calling everyone, and we unanimously agreed to attempt an erythroexchange combined with a plasma exchange. If the problem is caused by abomination blood, we just had to replace it.
Of course we didn't drain the guy by ingesting that shit ourselves, but with a modernized version of the ancient medical practice of bloodletting, then squeezed some 17 blood bags and 4 liters of plasma in his mouth.

Mom asked big bro how "it" felt.

He told her the story of how he got the largest pelt for her coat. It was an old male Amur leopard which wasn't fertile anymore and behaved as if he was born in the wild.
He had his mates put that corner of the City That Never Sleeps to sleep by cutting off electricity, phone & internet network and so on. Boy Toy's target had escaped from the zoo and he had to chase it in a building. If anyone remembers that random couple of posts about an "agile piece of shit" in all caps >>97202586 >>97202612 and me telling him to turn the smartwatch off, that was the context.

Turns out Cope's been a buddy of his for a while, she used her mastery of her clan's Disciplines plus Dominate and her computer wizardry to make sure nobody in the flat would have memories of records of the incident.
Their date on the execution night on Orthodox Xmas plus two more nights was his way of paying her back. He's also paying for Scarlet's classes in Dementation, Obfuscate and psych by taking Cope for a ride in the snow with the 1300hp Subaru.

He then answered Mother's question: "That fucker's vitae tasted better than finally snapping the Amur leopard's neck after that long hunt in a dark urban jungle AND watching Mother 'fuck the lady in the mirror' with the finished fur coat AND our latest two SM orgies - combined."

Mom probed his memories then gave bro a big furry hug.
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After reviewing the memories of my childer, the updated theory is that the abomination had to be a young lupine, this would explain how physically weak by werewolf standards it was. Man of Florida told me abominations struggle with using both Disciplines or Gifts, that too is consistent with how the fight went.
>>97358889
>If you could share info on the abomination and whatever made it, I'd like to pass it along to people who'd be interested.
>>97359706
>what kind of abomination it is
I had Mercury Lamp draw it from said memories, do you have any better idea than my clumsy speculations?
Because all I can think of is:
>Black Spiral Dancer becomes ronin over being too weak, but not weak enough to die instantly from being hunted by kindred, kine, lupines for and against Gaia
>Nosferatu (Antitribu?) adopts a cub but doesn't have anyone in his information network to tell them an embrace will kill or do worse to his beloved pet
>Stupid cub shook the tentacle of a Tzimisce
Regardless of how it came into being, just thinking about how many levels of "being rejected" an abomination must be on is giving me headaches.

On the subject of pain, Scarlet had her first Fortitude lesson from Princess Charming, and now she understands another reason why Ventrues would seek the company of an attractive lady, and ask her to do things to them.

>>97360800
>"That fucker's vitae tasted better than finally snapping the Amur leopard's neck after that long hunt in a dark urban jungle AND watching Mother 'fuck the lady in the mirror' with the finished fur coat AND our latest two SM orgies - combined."
Now that he's sung the highest praises imaginable for that vile fluid, we know we're not ready to release little brother back into the civilized part of the world yet.
We're still in uncharted territory, as this is the part where we watch for delayed effects and wait for withdrawal symptoms. My money is on apathy.

>>97355107
pakistan and india (country) are both in india (region)
sorry pakis but i do not care what blood feud you have with your neighbors one hill over, you are basically indians to me

>>97357368
Being English, I find it most useful when they fight one another, and have no desire for them to stop.
It's the only thing that distracts them from gang-rape and shystery.

>>97357174
They are but I feel OP's questions. Wanna run a Bronze Age game? So what? Just... use another game/system, but take a buncha stuff out that doesn't fit? That sucks and isn't fun. It's what we've been talking about solutions to.

>>97357286
There are more jeets that learn English as a first language than Europeans (excl. colonials). ESL means nothing ever since India got hooked up to the internet.

>>97355098
Based on what, anon? Be specific, offer sources.

>>97355118
Alright, I'll remember that. Indus Valley Civilization was just what I remembered from my high school history lessons.