>>97243952
Emphasis on the goblin, I see.

My wife paints miniatures, but doesn't care for the playing

>>97223515
Owned with the very next reply, brutal

>>97223515
BTFO

>>97223515
The Raped

I like him :)

to be fair, using Pathfinder/D&D for your improv storytelling sessions is kind of clever.

>>97153793
you know whats insane? every other member of critical role has been getting massively overpaid for playing d&d for a living, for years. and they still need things explained to them like it is their very first session ever playing. it drives me insane and its why i can never watch them. they want to be drama kids so bad but even still, they have to bog down every single episode with rule explanations, for the most simple roleplaying system ever. THAT THEY GET PAID MILLIONS TO PLAY, FULL TIME, AS A JOB. how does it happen? how? i mean they must legitimately be sub 80 IQ.

>>97228496
I never managed to watch more than two minutes of critical role because the amount of faggotry was way too much for me but he genuinely seems like an interesting dude and is pretty nice to listen to. I guess that's how things are sometimes.

>>97248051
this is true all across YouTube, in a way.

>listening to Mark Kermode, film critic, on the radio
>he researched, he watched the film, he took notes
>watching RedLetterMedia, film reviewers, on YouTube
>"You went to the bathroom at that point, but..."

people who didn't even watch the entirety of a film are telling me the film sucks. and this is their job, on this nu internet. wtf.

>>97246697
That's dope as fuck, thanks Shas!

>>97247132
>I truly don't care who likes which RPG
And yet you've gone on a multi post rant and interpreted "works" as "fucking sucks"?

>>97247975
>rant
I'm sorry I hurted your fee fees for saying RT sucks ass (true btw), but other than that admittedly harsh opinion nothing in my posts was hostile or angry enough to be considered a rant, I merely stated facts. And yes, the context in which the way "workable" was used in that sentence after a "..." gave more implied meaning to anon's true thoughts.

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If/when a Guardsmen dies in battle are their family notified?

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I'm asking if there is some special protocol that is needed to remove Orc spores from armor and weapons after fighting Orcs or not.

Now for a little recap of our trip to Rome and back. As Scarlet predicted, me and Princess Charming went shopping first thing in the evening. We had to rush from the airport in Fiumicino to piazza di Spagna and via dei Condotti to raid the boutiques before they would close early as scheduled on St. Stephen's Day. That felt like the longest hour of my unlife. Excruciating.

We dressed closer to what we do in autumn than during mom's ideal winters. My girlfriend had a tiny pearl mink jacket over a pale brown cashemere top with a long, much darker leather skirt with matching boots, that bottom half drove me crazy. I wore a deep purple and white mulberry silk áo dài with a floreal theme I bought in Vietnam, a silver fox stole and silver high heels.

Ordinarily we would have just rented a Huracán for the whole night, but this emergency called for a couple of Maseratis too. This is not our first race against the clock, Boy Toy and Princess Charming developed a strategy for such a situation: bring our most fashion-savy women and men among our staff, and deploy one in each boutique to scout ahead and take pictures.
This time, we bought footwear, makeup, perfume, bags, glasses, jewels, all kinds of accessories and the mandatory post-Christmas gifts, but only a "modest" amount of clothing.

Unfortunately for the staff members who had never set foot in Italy before, rather than a cultural trip down the Eternal City - hideously packed with visitors, but more so than your average night - this was more of a trip down memory lane.
I remember when we first met, like it was yesterday:
"Oh, a fellow Cainite? Good evening! Is this your domain? The security guard didn't seem to think I was... 'bounceable' enough."
I was such a brat.

This meant our other obligatory stop was Princess Charming's club, the heart of her domain, away from the tourist traps and where she gathers, in her own words, "the best of the nightlife", or the movida as they call it here like they do in Spain.

>>97248146
Thank you my dear, I'll take it from here. So what does my humble abode do? Anything I want it to: restaurant, lounge bar, theater, art gallery, lesbian SM club, you name it.

The staff could finally relax from their bag-carrying duties, then something happened.

"What a coincidence."

She came.

"You didn't think of leaving House Venus for good, did you my loves?", she hissed.

The Venus in Furs herself, at the height of her power with the Amur leopard coat and a groveling Prince on a leash for a date in Rome.

This is far from the first time she shows up at our club uninvited, but I've never been so offended in my whole existence.


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When I come home I expect a battle plan to share with the competent authorities for a coordinated counter-offensive.

>>97248173
>she hissed.
Ahahahaha!
>The Venus in Furs herself, at the height of her power with the Amur leopard coat and a groveling Prince on a leash for a date in Rome.
You can tell a Ventrue typed this, what a proficient adulator you are, sweetheart, I feel my authority radiate from the screen! Let the readers join me as I bask in my own glory!
>Worst of all was how aroused I was by her smug, self-satisfied face.
Aroused? Yes you are~ Yes you are~ My wittle baby loves her Mamma~
>for the record I'm even thankful to them
Thankful indeed, as you must be.
>I only wish this hostile takover by my girlfriend's sire wasn't a part of it.
You can wipe her tears and your own with that king's ransom in euros the Prince gave us.

I had quite the giggle reading your message, your writing never misses.

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>>97248047
On FTL travel?
I like FTL travel. It should always have cool light effects.

>>97248067
It's not opposite day bro...

>>97248082
I kind of get that but one of the coolest effects for FTL I have ever seen comes from the anime Sol Bianca. It makes the ship look like it's coming up out of the surface of water as it transfers out of the subspace ftl travel.

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>>97246999
Yeah. A lot of company staff got their brains shutdown by an exploit in the companies shitty software, so now pdf's are blocked.

>>97246999
>should
they be?

>>97247219
First, you get Cyberpunk 2020. Then, read it. Finally, gather a group of friends and have them be your players. If you have no friends, you can pay some escorts or hobos to be the players. If you're poor, you can kidnap people.

>>97248205
I tried Cyberpunk 2020 once. Not my thing but I can appreciate the idea.

i mean, yeah. they can't integrate into society because they're the one group of people it's not even taboo to want to murder. however progressive things become in the future, i can't imagine human nature ever being THAT permissive.

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Shepparton Edition.
Where I assume you collect the dole when you go past go and the chance cards relate to whether you're getting beaten up and robbed by Abos, Lebs or Africans.

would be interested in playing the 1930s (?) rules with the separate landlord's game mode and tenants' game mode.

Whichever one I find in a charity shop so no more money goes to Hasbro.

>>97247712
I dunno, ask /bgg/

B/G Impy support when? I feel like it's starting to lag behind

>>97247666
the advanced booster, which is a reprint booster ala resurgence booster, also has new cards in it, and bg imperial is meant be getting support in it.
so march?

what should I play at evo cup this week? won my last one with deep savers

>>97247892
>won my last one with deep savers
what was your list?

>>97247911
the normal blue one with marinebullmon and consistency options

>>97247920
It makes even less sense when you understand that quests used to be a part of this board.
Imagine banning people from actually playing games that were played just like D&D.

But hey, this is /tg/ - Everything But Games.

>>97248025
There were only ever like 3 good quests and the rest were absolute shit.

so op is just filling these threads with comments that dont even follow the topic, right.

>>97248241
Neither of those replies were mine. And if you pay close attention, I'm not bumping the thread right now.

Do you have something to actually add, anon?

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Have a holiday Revenant. This one is a test unit to see how assembly and painting works for something like this. I drilled a hole in the mouth to make a rictus howl and melted the face down with acetone, once it sets it should hopefully look mask-like. After that I'll need to firm up the crest and maybe add something on the back if I feel like it.

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For some reason, this piece fits so well in the setting, but I have no idea what it could be exactly...

I've added the updated version of the neomughal.
Changes are

>Words of Wisdom trait
Clarified that the roll needed is leadership.

>Maharata
Reduced LD to 4 and its special action needing 2LD

>Ascetic
Reduced its cost to 10. It barely does anything.

>Lemurian Sharpshooter
Modified "Seventhfold Sharpshooter": Secretly note down an Enemy or Hostile model, a hex and publicly note an upcoming turn. If at any point in the noted turn the noted model enters the noted Hex, interrupt its activation, and the “Lemurian Sharpshooter” resolves as many ranged shots as it has available (if it has 4
shots, do 4 attacks; if it has 2 shots, do 2 attacks; if it has to reload, nothing happens). The “lemurian sharpshooter” still needs to be within its range to do so.

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>>97244019
>When a Knight of Brittannia gets Husked

For two members maybe it is

>>97247153
based rizzy sigmachad

>>97247135
The two barmaids in the back are whispering "You see that edgy dick head over there? He was to stuck up to tip, so I got the dog to piss in his ale..."

>>97247135
A female orc killing and eating your character is a Meat Cute. (Budumtish)

>>97247135
You find a table full of Drow sharing a platter of French Fries while an Orc mariachi band is performing on stage.

>>97248166
Depiction is not endorsement, you doddering simpleton. Berserk is the most well-realized piece of dark fantasy visual media in history, and among the best in general.

>>97248185
it's literally the foundation of the main characters story, his rivals story, and his love interests story

>Berserk is the most well-realized piece of dark fantasy visual media in history,
maybe if you're a pedophile

>and among the best in general.
well considering it doesn't have an ending because miura would rather jerk off to idolmasters that is a bold claim and completely false
you can't have a story without an end, that just makes you a fat cuck like GRRM

>>97248206
>t. Retard

>>97248214
if you want to be a pedophile just be open about it so people can deal with you appropriately
like fate dealt with miura for being a degenerate

>>97248214
didn't griffith sell his bussy to afford his army? didn't he rape casca which breaks her mind and makes john berserk go on his magical girl pirate quest to find the one piec- I mean her brain?
was john gutso raped by a large black man?

that's the 3 main characters all being raped or being rapists, it's pretty important to their story

>>97239642
>This is not even a coherent idea
You got that right, sister

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>>97239642
The idea is cool, in the same way motion controls are.
They COULD actually improve a real life skill, but that means at least minor physical exertion. Given the mindset of most people in Tabaletop games, it's going to fail.

If I wanted to improve myself I wouldn't be playing a tabletop game. They are leisure. And trying to sneak in actual effort, be it ever so trivial, will result in disappointment.

I know everyone here is gigachad, but be honest for a second and look at the average tabletop gamer. If they had even the slightest will to change they would've long ago.

...so is the gag here that OP is upset he had to solve a puzzle, instead of just rolling an 'Intelligence check'?

>>97244751
>You got that right, sister
???
The thread was about other people bringing other systems that are like this.

Clearly /tg/ is a total failure, back to your mass produced corporate D&D slop consumeroid!

>>This is not even a coherent idea
WTF did you expect?
I did have the idea and I wanted to see anything relate to the subject before trying this with my game group.

Clearly /tg/ is useless.

TG nerds are inventing sport from first principles

>>97248143
It comes from redditors that want you to play as an impoverished dirt farmer with scurvy and gonorrhea

>>97240173
you ever see that video of a komodo dragon ripping the fetus out of a pregnant doe and eating it

>>97247993
>people bemoan older editions because 'oh i only get one spell a day? boohoo
Those people haven't played older editions.
Hold Person/Monster and Sleep are absolutely cheese territory.
Also minionmancy is nearly 3.5 PHB levels of potent. Summon Lesser Elementals/Animate Dead/Skeletal Servant are going to fuck action economy as they always have.

>>97248117
Critical failure is only a thing in attack rolls in n 3.5. Not an only that but for skills rolls that do not happen under duress you could always take 10 or even 20 depending on the situation.
tl;dr You are just parroting shit you saw on reddit like a LLM. You aren't just retard, you luck the basis of intelligence altogether.

>>97248216
>Critical failure is only a thing in attack rolls
Which is also a big issue since I've never met a target shooter who will miss a point blank shot 5% of the time.
But the issue is that it's hard to even get a +9 in 3.5e on things you're good at unless you fully minmax for it.

>>97248165
It's only really convincing point is that Comstar had the ability to listen in on every interstellar communication made, and probably most of the planetary communications that they'd want to listen in on. When you're a scientist developing weapons technology, you'd really want to communicate with your higher ups what you're making progress on and how well your tech works. At any point, Comstar could not only learn what's being made, but it seems like they also had the ability to mess with the development of the technology itself like they did in later eras. It might not even be the Inner Sphere not being able to somehow manufacture an AMS system, it might be Comstar messing with detection software so that when it's tested in front of the military big wigs, it underperforms horribly. Said military big wigs would then say that it's not worth the investment and then cut funding on further development. It's not that Comstar would assassinate smart people, which is still a very real possibility, but Comstar had the ability to modify anything they could get their hands on and their reach was absurdly long and coordinated.

Any way you slice it the missile tech breaks down if you think about it much. Thunderbolts and Arrow IV as depicted are 70s tech at the latest. The cluster table is evidence of heavy ECM, except it's still in effect when shooting at the cheapest flatbed trucks and civilian ground cars.

>>97248191
A lot of stuff has weird justifications for balance reasons.

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>>97248191
It would be cool if there were to hit bonuses against civilian targets

>>97248198
It's mostly after the fact justification as to why really basic tech was invented really, really late.