Previously on /slop/: >>97217403 ▶ Thread Task:. Christmas and Cryptids Edition. Krampus, mimics disguised as presents, Egg Nog Elementals, and all things fierce and festive!▶ Generatorshttps://bing.com/images/create/https://sora.chatgpt.com/https://gemini.google/overview/image-generation/https://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generatorhttps://civitai.com/Curious about local genning? Check out /g/'s stable diffusion OP or ask one of our friendly locals.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>“Hur hur, humie wants me potion, eh? ‘Ere it is, nice an’ bubbly. But you don’t get it fer free, no-no. You pays first, shiny-teef or gold, or I bites it off! Wut's "it"? Could be yer finger, could be sumfin' else! Now pays up!”
>>97238398>“Don't lissen to silly green-thing! Yes-yes, man-thing wants STRONG potion-drink. I have it, I have it! Very rare, very deadly-good. But first you pay-pay, yes? Give coin-now or I keep potion and maybe poison you instead, heh-heh.”
>>97238408>“Oi, this ain’t troll piss, you gormless lump. It’s, er...it's a Redcap elixir potion, it is! Real proper brew."She squints at the bottle, then snorts and spits a thick, ladylike gob of phlegm straight into it, before shaking it up.>“Now it’s got fey magic in it! Twice as strong ... an’ costs twice as much. Don’t like it?”She leans in close, iron boots scraping. She lowers of her waistband her mud-caked trousers slight, giving you a suggestive look. >“Plenty o’ other ways to pay.”
>b-but redcaps are supposed to look old withered!Shut up, nerd!
>>97238459>>97238480"Says who? How 'bout I slap their shit?"
+++ADMINISTRATUM PASS KEY ACCEPTED+++>Loading message...Welcome to yet another glorious day in your officio station revered clerk of the Administratum.Your efforts in compiling the information on [Vokaris Sector] and its eight subsectors have been further garnering plenty of praise from your peers and lords above your meager station, we implore you to resume your task to gather this stellar data about this sector in our glorious Imperium of ManA brief reminder that as data comes in to your cogitator station via the servitors around you, you will have to compile it and make this sector whole again.May the God Emperor continue to guide you clerk Anon.Hello there, Anons of /tg/. If anyone is still interested in this fun project, here is the whole sector - updated with the discovered planets so far - where we can continue to create together, using the planet generator found on 1d6chan.Previous thread >>971016821d6 page>https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Setting:Vokaris_SectorComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Rolled 11, 92, 93, 93 = 289 (4d100)>>97238301
>>97238351>continental sized forest, and a thousand plus islands dotted around the planetMaybe the cemeteries are on the islands? I kinda want to see the geography of this planet.Time for population. 1d100 - 30 (-10 for small planet, -20 cemetery world)
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>97238412So -60 because it's also a dead world?
>>97238438Oh yeah, we could do another roll for the current population. This roll would be for the population before its biosphere was eviscerated.>72 - 30 = 42. 10d10 millionMakes sense, sounds like a nice place to live. 10d10
Rolled 10, 8, 1, 2, 5, 8, 9, 6, 7, 8 = 64 (10d10)>>97238466
This thread is all about solo games and campaigns. Midnight reading edition.>old thread >>96761554Resources: https://rentry.org/srpgghttps://infinityweavers.link/re-up/solo-rp-toolkitMore threads:https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/subject/%2Fsrpgg%2F/Thread Questions: How do you try to surprise yourself in solo games?
I got a $25 Amazon card for Christmas. Is Ker Nethalas any fun?
>>97180873Well, after Kerk the warrior made it out of the dungeon, he hoofed it to the nearest town (A couple days away.) While he was there, he gathered some equipment and sought out other adventurers to take with him, (Safety in numbers, and all that.)However, as he was looking for other likeminded people to adventure with, he instead found a merchant who'd been assaulted on the road. The merchant explained that he was attacked by goblins on the eastern road, and that his business partner was taken by the little green men. If I can recover his business partner (Or his corpse,) then I will be rewarded a couple hundred gold. I was going to purchase a suit of platemail, but shamefully platemail is really expensive in this town. (Go figure, I'm in the middle of nowhere.)I marched down to the goblin's hideout, but right outside they're using a nest of giant rats as a sort of defense. I actually thought I died to the giant rats because of how I rolled, but then I forgot that when you kill half of an enemy's units that you need to roll for morale. Luckily they ran away after I killed several of them, because otherwise Kerk would be dead... He hobbled back to town and told the merchant, "Look, I'll go back and see if I can find your buddy, but I need more equipment, more help, and a couple days to recover..."
>>97237792Aaaaand he just died to a goblin chieftan. I managed to kill the rest of the goblins in that hideout, but the chieftain was the last foe, and he managed to deal just enough damage to down Kerk.
>>97213239If you want an existing module, why not the venerable Keep on the Borderlands?
>>97213239Ruins of the Undercity is specifically designed for solo play.Scarlet Heroes works with basically any modules or campaigns.
This is a second OSRG, seperate from the main osrg thread, where you CAN talk about 2e, retroclones, and any osr content you want.This is different than the regular osrg as due to rampant trolling from a handful of bad actors, discussion is impossible.PREVIOUS THREAD>>97206318
>>97238411I had a feeling it was something around there.BFRPG takes in some more modern design ideas (fairly simple/obvious ones though) and also tried slimming things down even more than Basic did, and though I don't agree with all of its choices it stills does its job and I don't see why someone would go to the hyperbole of calling it a dumpster fire.Do you have difficulty getting people to reply to you when you don't use hyperbole?
>>97238425I dunno, do you have trouble getting people to reply to you when you confuse two different posters and act like a supercilious cunt who belongs on reddit?
>>97238425He does.
>>97238425>Do you have difficulty getting people to reply to you when you don't use hyperbole?ironic post fish.
>>97238175>Failing all that, make flame blade not a pile of shit.Flame Blade suffers from the "So cool everyone would want it if it wasn't shit" tex.
>Be me.>Lord General of the Nordican 1225th/ defacto governor of Nordica II.>For the last few years we've been abandoned by the wider Imperium to an ice world that very much resembles our home.>In that time we've constructed the city of New Yur.>A sprawling metropolis surrounded by a network of trenches visible from orbit dug by the kriegers and valhallans.>We've also made more or less peace with the orks we were originally sent here to fight, and even made alliances with the ruinous powers, but those truces only last for one day a year.>A day that is fast approaching.>Candlemass brings peace, but also war to Nordica II every year without fail.>This year however the orks have decided to convert the former colloseum constructed by khorne worshipers in the ruins of a space hulk that crashed here into an arena for a sport they're apparently calling "Blood Bowl.">I will be attending the first of these games on Candlemass day, which is set to pit greenskins against some surviving khorne worshipers they've captured.>Emperor willing this will be the beginning of true peace to our world.>But knowing Candlemass that seams unlikely and I'll be waiting the whole time for some new threat to emerge.
>>97237297>>97236137>Be Shisrak the Chill Bloodletter>I guess we are fighting then.>Sobek is actually quite honorable, but she does capture daemons as a hobby, so I am kind of obliged to kick her ass. >But first, there is a present for me as well. >I cut it open with my sword. >A dumbbell. >That is actually sort of thoughtful.>Given the Slaaneshmas Fairy is currently working for Analstasia's clique, that probably means the gift came from Brittany.>I kind of feel bad about chopping off her head now, I guess I didn't really live up to my nickname that time.>I will have to apologize to her the next time I see her.>Assuming I survive this fight.>Welp, let's get this over with.>Necrons, even their Lords, are slower than mud though precise in their movements.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97238100>>97237607>>97237442>>97236137>>97228928>Be the Old Krampus, Lesser Daemon of Slaanesh, Disguised as a Krieger Captain >I am currently leading the detachment of Kriegers providing security at the Blood Bowl game >The “Man of Iron” opens fire after receiving a message from an unknown party >I check my watch >Midnight >Right on the dot >A remarkable coincidence given we weren’t actually coordinating with the Orks beyond knowing that they were up to something >Krampusmas, or Slaaneshmas if you prefer, us Krampi see little difference between the two, begins now >Six hours of glorious slaughter >But sometimes there are plans within plans within plans Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97234562>>97238357>>97237297>>97235950>Be Overlord Komei>Aka Magos Nick-Omega-Laus>My best disguise yet>Watching the planet for the best places and moments to dump Trazyn's stuff when something happens in the big arena>From Cousin Sobek's readouts it seems to be the centre of some kind of primitive game called "Blood Bowl">How quaint>Was going to teleport down and give the imperials some Heresy-Era skitarii until the orks put something new on the field>Take a moment to double check I'm seeing what I'm seeing>It's a C'tan-damned Man of Iron>Original casing too from what I can tell>Suddenly realise that if Trazyn wasn't coming here already he'll be on his way nowComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97232481>>97235885>>97235950>>97236055>>97236137>>97238422>Be Priscilla, Least Fortunate Woman in the Galaxy>The Cummissar’s hand is oh so slowly sliding up my thigh, and is now very close to my... >I stand up quickly and point at the field, leaving behind more than a bit of skin on the cold bench as I do so “Look, the ball!”>I have no idea if something interesting just happened on the field, I just needed to buy myself more time, even if it is only a few seconds more>But it turns out some god has answered my prayers, but maybe not in the way I intended >A diabolical looking metal giant is rising from an opening in the field >Clearly that isn't supposed to happen because now the giant has the Cummissar's full attention >And then the giant starts shooting everyoneComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97238188>Be Lord Noctis Carrigen>Finally we land on the planet seems the marauder squads have already found their prey>Rev my bike as the rampart opens>Ride out roaring in glee at the slaughter and burning that is sure to occur >other bikers follow after me hooting and hollering at the top of their lungs using the bikes built-in flamers to scorch some of the snow >Sentinels stomp across the snow>Hellhounds and The Emperor That Weeps tracks force the snow to bend to them >We reach a burning krieg trenchline the target of the marauders fire bombs>Ride with reckless abandon >Raise my Saber and rev the bikes flamer"RIDE THEM DOWN! BURN FOR THE DARK GODS!"
>>97237435Cause whether he realizes it or not, Nale's still living by the same tired old tropes of the evil twin/rival dichotomy, just that this time it's the old "rivals team up temporarily against a far greater threat". And it makes sense to a degree, Xykon alone is basically way too much for Nale's team by themselves nevermind Redcloak and Oona, and considering he has no personal beef with Elan anymore due to how he can't blame his twin for his current deal it makes sense to work with someone who grasps that Xykon is the bigger threat in the here and now to their respective goals.
>>97237486>working with them openly is the best cover possible. Fighting them just wastes time and resources, and hiding from them would likely fail.except they call his bullshit immediatelysuccessfully lying to them is even more likely to fail than hidingit is possible he will still manage to convince them, but it will be against some really long oddsthe obvious choice is to wait for Roy and Xykon to fight and then act amidst the chaosmaybe Nale feels it will take too long for them to clash, and his tacky makeover is time-limited
>>97237435>>97237486So it's a durkon situation. Will durkon intervene on Nale's behalf on the next page?
>>97237435>>97237850I don't think this is as bad a position for Nale as you're making it out to be. He knows he can't take Xykon on his own, but he also knows that the Order's odds on their own are poor as well (not to mention that they can't afford to waste resources on fighting him, and that's without even knowing about the dragon they just wasted resources killing). The Order also has no reason to assume that his goals deviate from their own, even if he himself is obviously untrustworthy. If Nale frames it right he might be able to get them to agree to something seemingly harmless that ultimately benefits him.This could also just escalate into Haley and Roy attacking before Nale can present his case and Nale retreating to rethink his strategy (assuming he isn't intentionally putting the Order on edge as part of some greater plan, who knows) I guess.
>>97237486>Nale's goal is to break the last gatethat's the task he was given, but whether he actually plans to do it for the guys who barged in and threatened him is still unknown
Previous Thread: >>97096644For: Creation and discussion of Lewd RPGs; including Solo Rpgs, Homebrews, and Greentexts about your game sessions (specify the system you are using)>DON'T post or ask for "Looking For Group" or "Looking for Players".>DON'T sperg about Hentai logic, Hentai Artists or NTR. Take your meds.>NO Shota/loli crap. Go to /trash/>What's a Solo RPG?1: YouTube (Season 1 of Me, Myself & Die! gives a good explanation)2: Ask in the Solo RPG General: >>970620423: Solo is a good way to test out systems and to avoid problems such s "Schedule Conflict" or "Playing with Weirdos">Solo RPG Toolkit (NPC Generator, Mythic GM Emulator, etc.)https://infinityweavers.link/re-up/solo-rp-toolkitComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97236211This artist, whose name I forget, should draw less gays.
>>97237848Just make a separate "hotness" stat and have the modifier add a bonus to charisma skills on top of charisma. If that sounds really powerful, then it's being true to real life.
>>97225412If you're content with just "pleasing to the eye" there's Open Versatile Anime, Cloudbreaker Alliance, and Break!. For actual sexiness, here are my broad spectrum of loose suggestions>Ventangle>The Lewd Handbook for 5e>XRPG>Carbon Pink/Vice and Violence (if there's ONE redeeming quality...)>Dames of Asstora
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>97226243Let's do this
>>97237957Cheescrumbles he's like 95% gay but the 5% women he does are fantastic.
Have you ever roleplayed a female character?
>>97237821Nah this would archive with maybe 3 replies.
Anyone who doesn't is a GMlet and should be ashamed of themselves.
>>97236217A man, not all men. Some men are fags, so of course they're going to love playing as women>>97237411You're hooked on semantics. I don't see any value in playing as a woman. That is the full meaning of my earlier comment. Cry about that, not my correct usage of words
>>97236428When people upset you irl, do you shout nogames at them?
>>97234702I'm currently playing a female moonrabbit in a touhou themed campaign where we are all part of a tactical team that kills magic users for the government.
Another Infernals edition edition>What is Exalted?An epic high-flying role-playing game about reborn god-heroes in a world that turned on them.Start here:http://theonyxpath.com/category/worlds/exalted/>That sounds cool, how can I get into it?Read the 3e core book (link below). For mechanics of the old edition, play this tutorial:http://mengtzu.github.io/exalted/sakuya.htmlIt’ll get you familiar with most of the mechanics.>Gosh that was fun. How do I find a group?Roll20 and the Game Finder General here on /tg/. good luck>Resources for Third Edition>3E Core and SplatsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97237090It's a few minutes to midnight on xmas eve and I had nothing better to do
>>97237065It looks more like Warhammer.>>97237094Go to wikisource, and start reading weird tales.It will completely change your view of the setting.
>>97232172>barges in>Declares "Evocations are a path to abilities many would consider...unnatural">refuses to explain>leaves
>>97231834>Can only have one (1) Solar familiar to teach mundane tricks to>Can have theoretically infinite 3CDs as an InfernalThe true Law of Diminishment is Holdenmorke’s design philosophy forever crippling Solars compared to Abyssals and Infernals in everything except peak dice trick efficiency.
>>97238340I'd care more if 3CDs were actually good and familiars were actually bad
Welcome to the Old School Renaissance General, the thread dedicated to first-decade, Gygaxian D&D, its faithful modern clones, and content created for use with them. Later editions (2e and newer) should be discussed elsewhere.Broadly, OSR games encourage a tonal and mechanical fidelity to Dungeons & Dragons played as intended by its creators from 1974 to 1983 — less emphasis on linear adventures and overarching metaplots and a greater emphasis on player agency.If you are new to the OSR, welcome! Ask us whatever you're curious about: we'll be happy to help you get started. We also have two excellent beginner guides created by Anons with feedback from the thread that you can check for help:>n00b DM's Guidehttps://pastebin.com/EVvt6P0B>n00b Player's Handbookhttps://pastebin.com/XALkXkV0>Troves, Resources, Blogs, etc:http://pastebin.com/9fzM6128>Need a starter dungeon? Here's a curated collection:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97236580>Fuck yeah, hit me with that TroglodussyGod AztecDM is such a storytime treasure in these times of storytime famine.
>>97236088Coolio. Of course, judge's guild has the answer.
>>97235624I think you could have an interstellar greek civilization in conflict with an interstellar india/far east civilization and both crash on the same planet after a space battle.
Merry Christmas osrg. Any of you manage to do any gaming or gaming tangential activies between festivities?
>>97238426I am but its FOE AF so won't post it here. Merry Christmas everyone, love you fags, pickles and all.
It's Da PDF Share Thread!Get ready to stuff your hard drive like Santa's Magic Sack!STEP 0:<----- That image is not a PDF, it's an image, at least for now. Check the 4plebs link below to find the PDF.PLEASE READ DA FAQ BEFORE REQUESTING OR SHARING.It will answer 99% of your questions about this thread. If you haven't read it, we will know.STEP 1:Please exhibit good manners. Threads start sliding off the board after a certain number of posts. More posts wasted on being rude means fewer posts available for sharing.STEP 2:Request, share, stay awesome!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97238331>Redacted Records II/d/BV25w0
>>97238372Thanks, matey
>>97238326Much appreciated!
Requesting C&C Adventurer's Backpack Reforged
>>97238319>/d/0HntepThanks anon!
Merry Christmas EditionHere is a thread to discuss trading card games other than the big three.>Build Divide>Force of Will>Final Fantasy TCG>DBZ CCG>Wixoss>Keyforge>Gundam>Legend of the 5 Rings (L5R)>Digimon>Flesh and Blood>Gate Ruler>Battle SpiritsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97238450Wixoss in Arabic when?
winter edition >Chess websites, tools, videos and books:https://rentry.org/vxdsw7k5>Calendar:- Tech Mahindra Global Chess League | December 13th - 24th- FIDE World Rapid and Blitz Championships | December 25th - 31st- Rilton Cup | December 27th - January 5th- Lichess Winter Marathon | December 28th- European Women's Rapid and Blitz Chess Championship | January 8th - 12th- Tata Steel | January 16th - February 1st- Speed Chess Championship Finals | February 7th - 8th- Prague International Chess Festival: Masters | February 25th - March 6th- FIDE Candidates Tournament | March 28th - April 16thComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97236611Chess players are often smart and rational people, therefore atheists.
>>97236668Or agnostic, like "if I win then God exists, if I lose then he doesn't".
>>97236944What about stalemates? Influence of the demiurge perhaps?
>>97236986An angel saved the ass of the other player.
>>97233915It's a good plan, except for the chess part.
Writing General: 'festive' editionWelcome to /wg/, the thread for all /tg/ related writing. Whether you're plotting your campaign, trying to come up with a character backstory, or just trying to write some setting fluff, this is the place to post it. You don't even have a campaign, just an idea you want to develop? You're welcome here. While the rest of /tg/ is arguing over monstergirl mating and which way rivers are supposed to flow, we're here to help you turn your thoughts into an actual finished product.As the successor to the Storythreads, we're also open to /tg/ related fanfiction (D&D, Warhammer, Battletech, whatever). In fact, if you've written any vaguely /tg/-related short stories, you can try them out here. We also have flash-fiction challenges from time to time.There's a discord for writers herehttps://discord.gg/6AwKHGFThe previous thread can still be found in the archive here>>96644454And finally an archive of /tg/ fiction can be found here:http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Storythread (dead link, but may be resurrected one day)https://2d4chan.org/wiki/Storythread (page missing, wiki still up)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97180974You put all of that into a zip file and I don't know, use meganz, or maybe something else.?
>>97133758Happy Holidays, anons!
>>97234049Happy Holidays to you too, anon!>>97229017Snowman 2https://mega.nz/file/64ZgXRzK#HRWHh9O667mGUFV1h379_QfGmYZ7ZtoEAPrwWYsiWa4Snowman 3https://mega.nz/file/i9Iz3YLB#BeCKpnCPvCnHmAoMZ1Vnj70MEKkV_Wu1Z4r0W5n713cA few more Christmas stories:https://mega.nz/file/bgYzHRqZ#XQBty7WxnsiMExpzBMwwvJSMgli8VfzHPPJFc83eGuwhttps://mega.nz/file/Cs5VGZrS#8VzOyQ7FR-P1M_ji4Qxrc3nM3D5mkNJhy2PlPXKVgMUhttps://mega.nz/file/u843URQS#OfJbUlBxHGZuGzoXu-NxTXFnDV3WwOwThh8T77AWcEU
>>97237143nice
The Three Emperors EditionPrevious thread:>>96939608>Thread Question:Do you plan any big projects for the next year already?>Community Summary of Wargames:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11JoUpGIRDp5DZdgJ24rijKHgyY-qvvR5QnVtHIp57Tw/edit?usp=sharing>List of Historical Tactical, Strategic, and Military Drill treatises:http://pastebin.com/BfMeGd6R>ZunTsu Gameboxes:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97233596Please just don’t.
>>97234878>The german spaced armour is exclusively designed against AT rifles, doesn't work against shape charges.It was initially designed to degrade AT rifles but also turned out to pre-detonate HEAT rounds, and is often imporovised or installed on modern AFVs that have no fear of AT rifles any more.
>>97238280>noooo aaaaahhhh he's not gonna paint the toy soldiers in proper Untster-2191 Feldengrauenspielen!!!!!! nooooo hecking creativity is bad!!!!!!! we need EVERYTHING to look EXACTLY like my inaccurate 1971 ospreys and NOTHING ELSE is allowedyou are literally the reason i can't convince people at my LGS to swap from 40k to historicals you fucking retard
>>97238389Have you considered asking for feedback on your shitty COD idea on /awg/?
>>97238389If you’re too stupid to know what ‘literally’ means and have a fuse that short, you should probably stay away from historicals.
