Dead thread, dead franchise editionPrevious: >>96331600A thread for discussing the Star Wars franchise and its various media and tabletop games.Fantasy Flight Games’ X-Wing, Armada, and Legion>https://pastebin.com/9puqx1zeStar Wars Roleplaying Games (d6/d20/FFG)>https://pastebin.com/iUriRfaAOther FFG Star Wars tabletop (Imperial Assault, Destiny and the LCG)>http://pastebin.com/ZE4gn0yNComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96470613I hate 40kfags so much
>>96470643The Empire is not the weak, pathetic Old Republic. It does not consider itself its heir, it would want to redesign the capital to be different.
>>96404828>>96404809I fucking hate icon-based tabletop game rules so fucking much.Fuck ESL, anyone who doesn't speak english should not be allowed to play english games and all capitalists who want to cater to foreign markets need to fucking hang.
>>96470668Nice cope. But it is just that - nonsensical cope you made up to defend this ugly garbage and the retards who made it.
>>96470314>it's meant to be like the Deflect abilityI'd assume so, it doesn't really make sense otherwise. It's just another option for potentially turning a hit into a miss.
Work in Progress "Second Edition Addition" Edition>Full-on /WIP/ OP Links Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/BE42AEcD>WIP Tutorial Images Megahttps://mega.nz/#F!TvQFCaLb!w8WZKCcOsTRasxrI0JWezw>Saint Duncan's "Six Things I Wish I Knew When I Started Painting"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufP8ka3KGno>Saint Duncan also explains thinning your paintshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxWgsqSf74s>Paint thinning 102Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96464993>see honey, this is a demonic murdermachine made to crush the bodies of the fallen under it's tracks and collect grisly, bloody trophies>nipples are a big no no, though
>>96470826common western society>emit tv with 5 minutes delay to be able to cut accidental nipples in live television>see this child corpse washed on the beach in the news at 3 o'clock, more corpses at 9also in america>lets teach this 6year old how to fire a sniper rifle but god forbid we teach what's a vagina
>>96469737And finished.
>>96470851>common western societyYou sure about that? Have you ever seen French movies? Or Germans and their strange fascination with nude beaches?>>96470879Looks awesome, anon. You even pulled off the flames.
Rat poster at it again, cant have too much silly contraption posted.>>96469019Im biting my lips sensually looking at thoses stripes, anon.>>96470186Putting all thread to shame already huh>>96469441Happens to me too when not enough sleep and/or too prolonged painting session but I guess its normal.Other anon might be onto something, do you have decent lighting ?
The /btg/ is dead! Long live the /btg/!"Invalidates your existing rulebooks and replaces everything you like about the game" Edition!NEW EDITION CONFIRMED IN TESTING, RUINED GAME IMMINENT Last Thread: >>96442171================================>BattleTech Introductory Guide & PDFshttps://bg.battletech.com/?page_id=400>Overview of the Major Factionshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/great-houseshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/the-clanshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/other-powersComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96469909Show the novel excerpt showing a sex slave caste. The ramblings of a deranged author on social media aren't canon, and neither is the fucking pride anthology that explicitly says "fan work" near the title.
>>96470530They have always preferred to be called the "Labourer Caste"
>>96468885What mech is that? Not the commando, the other one. I feel like I should know it and for the life of me I can't remember
Never understood why people try to make excuses for the short range of the combat. Short ranges are what allow mechs to be viable weapons. Being a tall target is a bad thing since while you can now see everyone, everyone can now see you too. It’s the reason why real snipers don’t go to the top of high towers to stick their gun out of (unless they’re shooting civilians like Charles Whitman). The advantages of being able to see 100 targets and shoot at one of them are outweighed by the disadvantages of 100 enemies being able to see AND shoot at you. For obvious reasons this disadvantage mostly goes away when the ranges are forced into a short enough range that this can no longer happen. Battlemechs have always had an advantage over convees through their ability to dodge incoming shots, but unless you want the setting to straight up turn into Armored Core with the mechs weaving through bullet hell I’d suggest accepting that short ranges are good for the lore.
>>96470870>but unless you want the setting to straight up turn into Armored CoreYes, I only run enhanced jump jets and partial wing mecha.
Quickly, what's your course of action?
>>96459949kill hostage takes, Revivify hostages if necessary
>Elven embassy in human kingdoms attacked by orc terrorists>They have taken the ambassador hostage>Magical Spetznaz arrives on the scene>"Release the hostages. You have 5 minutes to comply">5 minutes pass "Ok Demitry, light them up">APCs and machine guns around the perimeter shoot at the embassy non-stop for 10 minutes, the embassy is leveled>"Alright Demitry, that's enough. Let's go look for survivors.">No survivors, 20 dead elves, 12 dead orcs>Local church dispatches the clerics on the scene>Elves are revived, but are comatoze for the next month>Orcs are restrained and revived, executed a week later>"Perfect mission Demitry. No hostage casualties. Let's go drinking."
>>96459949I let everyone around me know about how horrible the hostage taker is and how sad it is that he killed the goat. through songI attack with my magic horn, killing both the goat and the gunmanI chase down the gunman's "accomplices"I destroy his entire kingdom with my magic hornI keep singing about how sad it is that those gunmen keep killing so many goats
>>96463005>it's the single most effective way to 1 hit KO a man in CQCKek no, and most of these training manuals are useless and written by people who were never in a fight.
>>96459949Calm down, don't shoot your wife or girlfriend.
This is a general for everything 3D printed relating to /tg/ from sci-fi, fantasy, historicals, fantasy football, and more! Share your printed minis, terrain, print fails, 3d modelling, printing advice, works in progress, or anything else /tg/-related to 3D printing.>DO:- Post pics of your prints be they fails or triumphs- Keep discussion/photos about tabletop games only- Post your resin/printer/settings for faster advice- Help your fellow anons with advice>TRY TO:- Remember that this general is monitored by GWendolin and her lawyers- Not make a new thread until old one dies- Not encourage namefags, tripfags, fumefags and coomers- Not spoonfeed- Not war over Filament/Resin consoles- Keep your model pics naked (no paint/undercoat only)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96470782Yet to see the actual models, trust me bro a blurry photo from cults3d.
>>96470033>>96470665>>96470720Jesus christ>>96470816>Still seethingAt this point it's clear you're either retarded or a Games Workshop employee trying to fish things to shut down.Either way you're invited to leave.
>>96470720>All files have been deduplicated using paid software to make sure I'm not storing 4 versions of the same file with two different names in english, one in spanish, and one in russian or whateverHow efficient was this of an improvement? What percentage of the files were duplicated? I'm thinking of doing this myself but it may not be worth the time. Does it also look inside compressed files?
>>96470902It's useful to find out if people are using stolen files.
>>96470895I think he is just an absolute autist.
Previous Thread: >>96262368For: Creation and discussion of Lewd RPGs; including Solo Rpgs, Homebrews, and Greentexts about your game sessions (specify the system you are using)>DON'T post or ask for "Looking For Group" or "Looking for Players".>DON'T sperg about Hentai logic, Hentai Artists or NTR. Take your meds.>NO Shota/loli crap. Go to /trash/>What's a Solo RPG?1: YouTube (Season 1 of Me, Myself & Die! gives a good explanation)2: Ask in the Solo RPG General: >>964657623: Solo is a good way to test out systems and to avoid problems such s "Schedule Conflict" or "Playing with Weirdos">Solo RPG Toolkit (NPC Generator, Mythic GM Emulator, etc.)https://tayruh.github.io/solo/solo-roleplaying-toolkit.htmlComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96470341i unfortunately have lost all time to solo-RPGhoweverthoughbeit i have been planning on a LOSE+Scarlet Heroes game, to practice ADND mechanics and procedural generationit all went to shit when i just couldn't bring myself to figure out how to make a premise that made my dick hard
>>96470776Have you considered trying different systems other than Retro-D&D?
>>96470813did a round in LA and my dick exploded but i didnt go backLabyrinthus seemed promising but it just "feels" like hassle even if it isntwhat would you recommend that isnt one of the two poster boys of the generali just need to fix the endless hours into Karryn and Degrees of L
>>96470837Then I guess the problem is within you not the systems.Why Lose+Scarlet Heroes didn't Work?Why LA wasn't enough?Why Labyrinthus feels like an hassle eve if it isnt?I mean I understand LA is rather boring but the other two should have enough varierty
>>96470872myeah, you do be are righti guess im just too much of a lazy fuck and my alone time is non-existent at this pointim asking just to get more material to read since ive eaten through most rulebooks that cover lewdim sniffing around for any funky tables since i am a lazy fuck and dont really make my owni did write that fun oracle a few threads back which solved some of my problems, but having a nice way to bookkeep NPC and encountering them would be cool
Civil War EditionPrevious thread:>>96277062>Thread Question:Which civil wars have you gamed? how did they go? What were the challenges?>Community Summary of Wargames:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11JoUpGIRDp5DZdgJ24rijKHgyY-qvvR5QnVtHIp57Tw/edit?usp=sharing>List of Historical Tactical, Strategic, and Military Drill treatises:http://pastebin.com/BfMeGd6R>ZunTsu Gameboxes:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Is the fun stuff with the French army basically just the guard and cavalry?They seem quite boring otherwise
>>96387649We prefer to inject a bit of humour into a bad subject as a way of coping with it. War bad, hahaha, etc.
>>96470071Every title should be a pun or joke if possible
>>96470658I know what Hide & Seek meansEven if I know what Hind means in slang language, the joke escape me.
>>96470759Hind is the Soviet attack helicopter, mi-24.I'm not aware of any slang word of 'hind'.
>Be me.>Skitarii Vanguard Alpha Psi-77, IIIrd legion forge world Frevexia.>After sufferings heavy losses in the Pariah Nexus campaign.>The somewhat eccentric new arch magos of our fleet (the old having been killed during the war) has decided we need a vacation for some reason.>Marshal Juronious has told me they think they're mad, but orders are orders.>So that's why my squad on some paradise world somewhere in the eastern fringe guarding our arch magos as they suck down oil margaritas. >A couple troops not on guard duty have taken to enjoying themselves here, but my hunter clade are on guard duty, honestly on oil margarita doesn't sound too bad right now.Previous Thread: https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/2025/95328135/
>>96469040>>96469352>be Spencer >and Durus is gone>its just me and Alpharius now>and whatever orders he gives im not killing Morvi>that said i have to admit his raptors are...>well they are alot>i mean there were making short work of the remaining purestrains but fuck me if they dont scream loud>that said patriarchs are a whole other bag, ive seen them wipe out entire squads without breaking through its armor >suddenly two deathwatch dreadnaughts break into the genestealer's linesheyirecognizethatguy.vid>no better time than now>line up a shot on the Patriarch >"hey Heartseeker or whatever your name is?"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96461973>>96463256>Be Priscilla, Least Fortunate Woman in the Galaxy>The disguised Gooner says we should kill the genestealer leader>Sure thing buddy, I can’t even use my hands, how am I supposed to kill a giant critter that would even give a Space Marine a hard time?>He also says that there are genestealers on the train with us>Fuck>The train slows down, the starts reversing back to the platform>Double fuck >The upper portion of the train car I am gets peeled outward by invisible forces, the scrunched into a ball of scrap metal and tossed aside, leaving it occupants exposed >I moan in fear as I see the two cars behind us have already suffered a similar fate, their occupants all dead>Although there are plenty of genestealers on the platform pointing guns at us, it seems the powerful psyker leading them is to be our executioner >She makes a gesture and the other occupants of my car start writhing in increasing ecstasy, before they die one after another of heart attacks and seizures>I guess that is the psyker’s idea of karma>Only the disguised Gooner and myself remain standing, perhaps because we are the least taintedComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96469151>Be Lord Morvi>The dreadclaws land where the auspex detected the Swarmlord>My warband disembarks and thats when I realise Heartseeker and his flock arent actually with us>Must have got too caught up in my moment that I subconsciously thought he was there>Regardless I stare down the swarm lord as it roars along with it are some hive guard, warriors and hormogaunts >Bring up combi bolter and begin my march >Autocannons, combi plasmas and bolters fire out along side my combi bolter into the brood>Xuul and the possessed go charging in to meet the hormogaunts and warriors to get stuck in>Obliterators fire at the hive guard with their flesh metal guns>Phelgor giving whole sermons >"In the gaze of the Gods we are purified in a baptism of blood" blah blah dont really care but if it helps him it helps him>>96469352>>96469388Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96468111>>96469839>And yet, I somehow avoid the psyker’s next few swipes, which are increasing clumsy, perhaps because both her hands are stuck to her blade and she is not sure why>As I dodge her next swipe, I bump into some crates behind me and realize I have nowhere else to dodge to>Out of desperation, I grab her blade with both hands, and somehow stop the descending sword without even the slightest cut>My vision turns slightly green, and I chuckle deeply as unnatural strength surges through my limbs>With it, I stab the psyker with her own blade to the throat, who then calls me a bitch with her dying breaths>Tired of her insults, and wanting to ensure she is actually dead, I pull the sword out of her throat and stab it back into her mouth as deep as it can go, impaling her to the crate behind her>On her knees, with both hands grasping something inserted into her gaping mouth, it looks vaguely like she is giving a blowjob“Who is the harlot now? Bitch”>I spot on her face, then turn to the platform, which is still filled with genestealers>Oh right, those guys>Fuck my life
>>96466458>>96469174Fuck off back to your generals new fag. We're having fun here.
Getting anons riled up like it's Monday, welcome to another rocking thread of the Board Games General.Previous: >>96428867Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/h8Tz2ze8Survey results: https://pastebin.com/YJPZ44rqThis general encompasses all board game genres - Eurogames, Ameritrash, Ameritreasure, Fillers, Party, Abstracts, Wargames, and especially the game that one anon is autistic about at this very moment.TQs:What off meta plays/builds have you seen severely irritate other players?Are you a scripted openings or wild child type?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
The only playable splotter games are Bus and TGZ. The rest of their oeuvre belongs to the "aint nobody got time or table space for this shit" category.
>>96470586I found it fun in a lot of ways but man fuck Dracula hiding at sea and a good part of the game being the draw cards/tickets in a city action
>>96470620I'm gonna host that on Monday with my friends now that I've finally pulled them into TTS. Might do Hong Kong Murder and Kronologic too.
>>96470265Ironwood is a fun card driven 2p asymmetrical battle game.>>96470586Is it back in print?>>96470618I can second Netrunner and its continuation is good despite the awful behaviour of its team members—though I haven't touched the most recent cycle at all.
>>96470638Indonesia doesnt need as much time or table spaceFor FCM all you need to fix the table space issue is a card stand
James is gonna freak edition >Build Divide>Force of Will>Final Fantasy TCG>DBZ CCG>Wixoss>Keyforge>Gundam>Legend of the 5 Rings (L5R)>Digimon>Flesh and Blood>Gate Ruler>Battle Spirits>AshesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96470704That card sucks ass though.
>>96470750that's not the point- people were insistent "bandai locked all card draw to blue/white so every other color will always be bad" when that's clearly not true
>>96470704That leaves you at plus 0, that's not typically what people mean by card draw.
are we being invaded? what's with all the off topic mtg and poke shit
>>96470704>>96470761blue is the card draw colour, effects aren't exclusive to colours but you pay a heavy "tax" to get those effects (white discarding cards on draw is supposed to be a downside)as the power creeps blue will just passively draws a billion cards and have unmatched consistency, purple mills its entire deck and can grab back whatever piece it needs as it pleasesOP and digimon have already been through it, people can see the writing on the wall
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>>96466100>heard some low skill individuals here still hasn't completed all the yargle achivementsi dont know what that means, but i see CRISIS ON INFINITY THREADS so i reply
>>96465521Believe it or not, this is the real thread
What a mess. Mr. Marketer won't bump an existing thread, he has to make a new one.
Mister Negative 5WBLegendary Creature - Human Villain (Mythic)Vigilance, LifelinkWhen ~ enters, you may exchange your life total with target opponent. If you lose life this way, draw that many cards.5/5
Thoughts?
>I move and attack>I got a 17>that hits>it does... 7 damage>what kind?>bludgeoning>ok>robert it's your turnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRRd8mYLTKQ
>>96467778no, it's correct.
>>96419634Not that other anon, but a uniform anti-Magic and anti-Mundane save doesn't make a whole lot of sense. Various things might let you deal with a specific martial maneuver, like dealing with a feint is probably more of a mental exercise than a physical one, similarly dodging is obviously more of dexterous activity than a physical one. Similar ideas can be applied to magical actions taken against you.Nat 20 worship is a dangerous path that an enormous procession of commentators have torn into before me. The final problem I can see is this encouraging a bunch of special pleading for every action in combat. That's not necessarily the worst thing, but that entirely depends on if you have the social gravitas to shut down stupid/awkward shit the instant you see it.
Sure are a lot of uppity playoids ITT.
>>96446490>agdg is the most mentally ill collection of schizos I have ever seenYeah they're pretty great
It could be kinda fun to put rigid timers on turns if you also add in the requirement to rp so people just blurt out whatever comes to mind and makes more or less sense.
Which game do you think has the best ability scores?
>>96467821That sounds dumb. Intelligence is not Wisdom. The ability to retain and catalogue information is not the same as the ability to apply it practically.
>>96467611Car Lesbians
>>96469741Only correct answer.
>>96467611My homebrew.
>>96467611exalted has some of the best i ve seen. seconding honor and intrigue as well. for dnd like stat arrays i prefer the rq/mythras way of using size. my only pet peeve with the system is the lack of perception as a stat and possibly a dedicated arcana stat for casting
A lot of stupid fucking faggots have been posting some bullshit about how AI art is "good" and "fine for the hobby". I am here to tell you, no, you are a FAGGOT who will not pour BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS into his game. You know what AI slop is? You coveting the ability of others and compensating by using tools. You are a fool with an automatic drill acting greater than a true carpenter. Continue down your path. One day you will awaken and see yourself in a pit of disingenuous tar. An inescapable muck that you have built into your home, a fitting place for a wretch unwilling to unabashedly display their love for their fellow players in any form. Anyway, post art from your campaigns. I need to update this, but its mostly my current party. Goblin and the orc died during the end of the last dungeon.
>>96469317im not arguing with someone this brainrotted from constant slop consumption.
>>96453299I would be unable to refrain from calling one of those characters a Tonka truck if I were at this table. That's my contribution to this thread.
>>96469321It's not an argument. i did without art for 2 decades. Your butthurt is not my problem.
>>96468180It already does, if you look beyond the toys techbros try to sell as the future. AI is a broad term that includes way more than generative AI.
>>96470483Most of that is in fields that are also heavily involved in tech that rarely if ever directly touch the lives of the average schmuck. All this AI stuff is to most people is a bunch of resource depleting toys that the rich are using to become richer while the world keeps going to pot to support the techbros’ dream of replacing humanity for more literal drones instead of just metaphorical ones. It’s not exactly fair, but mass media isn’t exactly in a hurry to correct that.
Calibration Edition >What is Exalted?An epic high-flying role-playing game about reborn god-heroes in a world that turned on them.Start here:http://theonyxpath.com/category/worlds/exalted/>That sounds cool, how can I get into it?Read the 3e core book (link below). For mechanics of the old edition, play this tutorial:http://mengtzu.github.io/exalted/sakuya.htmlIt’ll get you familiar with most of the mechanics.>Gosh that was fun. How do I find a group?Roll20 and the Game Finder General here on /tg/. good luck>Resources for Third Edition>3E Core and SplatsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96470275When the setting fails to work because the lore does not correctly reflect the mechanics, we call that a plot hole, not a failure of the mechanics. You can see in the thread, and in most previous threads, complaining about how Lunars are made irrelevant in the setting despite us being able to clearly see that their mechanics don't reflect the way they're ineffectual, and how that's a plot hole that extrapolates to imply that other Celestial Exalted (mostly Solars) wouldn't be a meaningful change in the current age. You see how it's a plot hole, rather than a failure of mechanics? And almost everybody suggests that Lunars should have a more prominent role in the setting's lore, rather than suggesting their mechanical powers be toned down to better reflect their role in the setting? Mechanics have precedence.
>>96470382>When the setting fails to work because the lore does not correctly reflect the mechanics, we call that a plot hole, not a failure of the mechanicsNo, we call it shit mechanics.
>>96470068Explain your logic.>>96470092I'm not talking about just the leadership, though. Usurpation was entirely undertaken by military aristocracy with no meaningful involvement from the masses even as foot soldiers.
>>96470497By the time the usurpation happened there were hundreds if not millions of dragonblooded. What fucking need for a mortal when you can have your entire army be exalts?
>>96470791Going by 2E population numbers for the First Age, DBs made up about 0.01% of the population. Top percent of one percenters isn't "the masses" by any sane definition of the word.