Surprise Edition>2024 PHB Scanhttps://files.catbox.moe/g8oo9h.pdf>Cropped and rotated, but more artifactyMjAyNCBQSEIsIE5vIFRodW1icywgT0NSZWQsIEFub24ncyBCb29rbWFya3MgdHJhbnNmZXJyZWQgb3Zlci4gCgpodHRwczovL2Vhc3l1cGxvYWQuaW8vd2Fvcm9h>2024 DMGhttps://files.catbox.moe/fd04pq.pdf>2024 Monster Manualhttps://files.catbox.moe/atd38s.pdf (D&D beyond version)https://pomf2.lain.la/f/1en5qwum.pdf (scan)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97237260>Sacred Flame has a Vocal component so regardless of casting it from your invisible imp's space, an audible sound is going to project from that space so you'll be found eventuallySo it will still produce sound at the point, not where I am physically standing?>>97237282Yeah this is why I meant the question for sacred flame, as it has no point of origin as opposed to eldritch blast.
>Checking out Eve of Ruin>Guy on the right in picrel is supposed to be Vecna>Vecna was an Ur-Flan>The Ur-Flan (more formally known as the Ur-Flannae) were a ethnic group related to the Flan people.>Pureblooded Flan boast a bronze-colored complexion, varying from a light copper shade to a deep brown hue. Eyes are typically dark brown, black, brown, or amber. Their wavy or curly hair is usually black, brown-black, dark brown, or brown.You know, I'm surprised that WotC raceswapped in the opposite direction for once. Then again I guess they didn't want to make their ultimate multiversal evil a brown guy.
>>97237819The implication being that Vecna was a hapa?
Trying to fix the arcane Archer. This may be too much though. Thoughts Anons?3rd - you gain proficiency with light armor and longbows. 3rd - fighting style of your choice3rd - weapon mastery with Longbow and shortbow6th - enchant arrow +16th - extra attack, cast cantrip as 1 attack10th - enchant arrow +210th - imbue arrow, magic action. Cast a spell with a slot and attack with a bow. The spells effect is centered on the arrow. 1 per intelligence modifier per long rest.14th - enchant arrow +314th - Swift quiver always prepared. Cast once per long rest without a slot.
>>97237962Forgot to add it's a wizard as it's base.
>Setting Basically late medieval to early Renaissance Europe >Magic Not really available to players, expect in the form of extremely rare high level magical weapons and items. BBEG should possess magic abilities >Player characters European presenting male fighters only, maximum one low level hedge wizard or shaman>Races All NPCs and PC should be human, finding a non-human village like elves should be extremely rare, unlikely, and magical experience
>>97235183When not otherwise stated, soil / rock is typically chocolate. Snow is white sugar.Forest : Candy canes grow to the size of redwood trees, and their seeds are peppermint candies. Moss is cotton candy. Birds are peeps. Toblerodents scurry underfoot. You may encounter White Chocolate Wendigos. Coldstone is located here.Mallowmarsh : A great morass of marshmallow substance, it collects into big piles that bunch up against the shores. Here you can find the chocodile and the vanilligator. The mangrove trees have waffle bark and maple syrup sap.Cinnamon desert : The cacti are made of jello. Keep an eye on the sky, don't let the Ferrero Roc snatch you up. Watch your step too, those twizzler rattlesnakes don't take kindly to being stepped on. You may encounter giant peanut-brittle-shelled scorpions.Brown sugar beach : Here you might find coconut-cream crabs and tortoises that have hollowed-out jawbreakers for shells. The fish are swedish fish.The creamy north : Terrible and majestic, but not barren. Many creatures call this region home, including the popsicle penguins and cola bears. Most marine animals like seals, dolphins and sharks are gummies, similar to the aforementioned swedish fish. Massive icecreambergs float on the milk sea.
>>97235187>>97235183I will play in your world.
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>>97222512If you mean traditional fantasy? I'd say maybe Dragonlance or Tolkien's stuff. My favorite? Planescape.
>>97235154Because I like making people mad and you're all fun and easy to trigger.
fuck red edition>Banshttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/banned-and-restricted-november-10-2025>NewsThe 2025 Magic Con and Pro Tour Schedule:https://www.magic.gg/news/the-2025-magiccon-and-pro-tour-schedule>Metagame Mentor: The Winners and Losers from Standard's 2025 Rotationhttps://www.magic.gg/news/metagame-mentor-the-winners-and-losers-from-standards-2025-rotation>Spoilershttp://www.magicspoiler.com/https://mythicspoiler.com/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97237809Commander/Brawl exists to extract maximum value from Timmy and Johnny at the expense of Spike, because it's been determined that Spike is a fucking cuck who will buy cards no matter how hard they're fucking his asshole.>Fucking retards only keep buying shit because they think they're going to get to the pro tour and cash in the epic 50k after spending 100k on this IQ siphon simulator.Competitive play is dead as shit. No one gets into this game with the lofty ambitions of winning the big tournament anymore.
>>97237837unironically trying to get the color achievements just for shitsI've been playing goblins and demons and just timmying it up and found it quite enjoyable when i didn't match literal solitaire decks that make interaction impossible and outvalue you just by looking in your general directionAlso fucking alchemy cards are cringewhy they allow that shit is beyond me>>97237832>>97237842as long as there are shitters chasing that bag, numbers don't even mattercould be even 10k and they'd chase it so they can start their epic pro-gamer youtuberstreamer career and sell coaching on discord like every newtard does now
>>97235132>repliesImpressive autism honestly
>>97235042Huh, that's some cool design
>>97232838Green, its just ez mode for noobs.
This is a general for everything 3D printed relating to /tg/ from sci-fi, fantasy, historicals, fantasy football, and more! Share your printed minis, terrain, print fails, 3d modelling, printing advice, works in progress, or anything else /tg/-related to 3D printing.>DO:- Post pics of your prints be they fails or triumphs- Keep discussion/photos about tabletop games only- Post your resin/printer/settings for faster advice- Help your fellow anons with advice>TRY TO:- Remember that this general is monitored by GWendolin and her lawyers- Not make a new thread until old one dies- Not encourage namefags, tripfags, fumefags and coomers- Not spoonfeed- Not war over Filament/Resin consoles- Keep your model pics naked (no paint/undercoat only)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97234350I'll look into some videos about it, I know its a bit old but hey its affordable in these times. Which I fine to be great. Happy Holidays and Christmas, whatever the fuck. >>97234394Nope, everything is still in its packaging, no second-hand here. Though it wouldn't hurt to check.
>>97233399Yes, it should be fairly solid. There hasn't been anything really revolutionary or major since around that generation. The big ones were collimating the light and introducing the mono LCDs. A few people were already hacking for collimation with the classic Photons and the generation after it, they introduced the mono LCDs. The collimation gave you more focused light and cleaner images while the mono LCDs lasted longer and filtered the UV less, leading to shorter exposure times. Yes, the Mars 2 can do light on delay. What it can't do is change speed for lifting and return, which isn't really a huge deal. Do some calibration prints to dial in your settings and make sure everything's running fine. The Mars 2 should be able to get you around 2.5 seconds per layer of exposure and I suggest starting there for calibration prints. Dial up and down as needed. Some things to keep in mind: The resins tend to like to cure around 20-30ish C/ 65-85 F temperatures. If you're operating in a colder environment, you might experience more failures and weird stuff going on with your printing results. I like to prewarm my resin bottles in warm water while I heat up the printing environment in a small tent with a fume extractor set up. If you want a tent and can't/don't want to afford one, you can always try to secure a large cardboard box. For heating, better get something with a temperature sensor if you're going with a space heater. If you want to heat the resin vat directly, look into a silicon fermenting belt and wrap the vat with that. Some people don't seem to care about ventilation but I would recommend it. Some people also don't seem to care about skin contact. Again, I would highly recommend using gloves and eye protection. Go for nitrile gloves, do not use latex. Shake your resin before use!Calibration: There are a lot of options out there these days, each with their own way of reading. These are different from the torture test models.
>>97234152 I don't know, I'm fairly new to FDM as well and I have these stone building models with detailed floors that just fucks up on FDM. Shit like flagstones and rubble.
I live in a small apartment and have 2 cats, I think that resin printing may be out of the question for me. I want to 3D print both terrain and minis. I was thinking of getting an FDM printer for terrain (Bambu Lab P1P FDM), but could I use it to print simple minis as well? I just want something for a Frostgrave warband, nothing too complicated. Will the quality be noticeably dogshit, or is it good enough for most hobbyists? If it's dire, I figure I can just rent services for a resin printer.
>>97227544>>97226502Literal brainlets. It's far faster and easier than the old ones.
Previous Thread: >>97096644For: Creation and discussion of Lewd RPGs; including Solo Rpgs, Homebrews, and Greentexts about your game sessions (specify the system you are using)>DON'T post or ask for "Looking For Group" or "Looking for Players".>DON'T sperg about Hentai logic, Hentai Artists or NTR. Take your meds.>NO Shota/loli crap. Go to /trash/>What's a Solo RPG?1: YouTube (Season 1 of Me, Myself & Die! gives a good explanation)2: Ask in the Solo RPG General: >>970620423: Solo is a good way to test out systems and to avoid problems such s "Schedule Conflict" or "Playing with Weirdos">Solo RPG Toolkit (NPC Generator, Mythic GM Emulator, etc.)https://infinityweavers.link/re-up/solo-rp-toolkitComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97236299Ah I see we have a normalfag that hasn't journeyed to /d/ recently, those large breast-like pecs are a popular fetish with folks that like ambush traps and busty boys.
What's a fast, easy rule for passive attraction in D20 games like D&D? (I'm specifically running 3.5.)I was thinking D20+charisma:>5 or under they think you're absolutely ugly>9 or below they think you're ugly or just not their type. With some effort or favors you could maybe change their mind>10 They think you look average. Maybe if they were drunk, desperate, or in a particular mood... MAYBE>15 They think you're attractive. With a small amount of shmoozing you could get them to follow you to your room>18 They are waiting for you to make your move or may even make their move first!>20 They want to jump your bones and are at least slightly enamored by your presence>25+ They start acting like a looney tunes character whose eyes are popping out of their head whenever you're around.I'd like something slightly more involved than this, but I also don't want to spend a couple minutes every time a new NPC shows up to see whether they find me initially attractive.
>>97237744>I want to do X every time I met an npc but I don't want to do X every time i met an npcMake up your mind
>>97237770I want a quick way to determine whether NPCs find my character attractive, but I don't want it to be some complicated, fiddly mechanic. I've looked up how it's handled in three different lewd mechanic books for the D20 system, and it's always like, "Roll your character's Sexual Prowess modifier, which is Charisma+Constitution divided by 2, then add any feats, and, etc, etc, etc..."The Scarlet Heroes + Randy Encounters thing does a good job, but it still requires you to generate kinks and traits for every character.
>>97236211This artist, whose name I forget, should draw less gays.
Previous thread: >>97111514GURPS is a modular, adaptable system, capable of running a wide range of characters, settings, and play styles, with a level of detail varying from lightweight to completely autistic.Optional rules allow you to emulate different genres with a single system, or even switch genres within a single game.A nearly complete archive of GURPS books can be found by using the image. Never post direct links to the archive anywhere in plain text.If you're wondering where to start:- The Basic Set covers everything, including a lot of optional rules you probably won't use.- A genre guide can be found in the archive, under Unofficial/GURPSgen. It tells you what extra books and articles you may find useful for many common genres.- How To Be a GURPS GM is a good read even for players.- GCS (gurpscharactersheet.com) is an excellent character-builder software, with page references to all the books and the option to export to both Foundry and Fantasy Grounds.Thread question: How often do you use an official GURPS setting? Which are your favorites?
>>97237468Crowbar falls on his head. Assuming a 2 lbs. pry-bar (5 HP), it seems to fall from maybe 5-6’, so 5-6 yps, doing a measly 1d-3 or 1d-2. With skull DR, this is weirdly survivable in GURPS, doing at most 8 HP and more likely 0.Iron drops on his head. This should have similar HP to the crowbar, but seems to fall further, maybe 10’. Still only 1d-2, but this time to the face, inflicting 0-4 HP. Seems to also do 1 point burning follow-up. Again, this would be potentially fatal in real life, but is easily survivable even by a ‘realistic’ normal human in GURPS.Steps on a nail after losing his footwear. Treating this as a caltrop, thrust-2 impaling based on his ST (so maybe 1d-3), maximum 2 injury. Probably another 1 HP lost.Falls from maybe 6-8 stairs up (4-5’) taking another 1d or so crushing, seems to be to the torso.Steps on broken glass with bare feet. This is basically just a cutting caltrop with another -1 damage. Seems fairly superficial, so maybe another 1 HP. Around this point, a ‘realistic’ human would be below 0 HP.Slip and fall from standing to the ground. Treating it as a fall from half his height, that’s about 5 yps, doing 1d (potentially up to 2d with lots of HP).Paint can to the face for 1d-1. The impact knocks him over, so he has another fall for 1d or so, then Marv falls on top of him for another 1d-2. At this point a normal person would start making death checks.Pendulum swing from around 10’, maybe 9 yps, another 1d.Fall from a couple of yards, another 1d-1.The ‘shovel killer’ hits him on the back of the skull with a snow-shovel for 0-20 HP. This could mean a couple more death checks, but if so, he makes them.
>>97237472So long as they have decent HT, the level of injury they sustain is survivable by 'normal' humans with no special traits. Remaining conscious and active throughout the experience is going to be much more difficult, suggesting that both the burglars have high levels of Hard to Subdue. Harry may need a total HT + HTS of 18 or better to keep going after the paint can. Marv could probably manage with 1 level less.
If we're doing Christmas movies, is there a good way to handle characters who can spawn more of their kind really quickly, like the Mogwai/Gremlins?How about characters which permanently shift to another template, potentially one with a different point total?
How about John McClane? IIRC he only gets shot once (in Die Hard, at least), with his own handgun (a Beretta 92, presumably loaded with standard power 9mm FMJ or JHP, more likely the former given the era). It's a Hollywood 'only got hit in the shoulder, no problem' flesh-wound, so probably using cinematic combat rules to just get rid of damage, but what if you had to get similar levels of toughness without cinematic rules? He takes dozens of blunt impacts, but only a couple of them seem like absolutely brutal ones (Karl kicking him through a thick piece of wood, swinging into the side of the building). Explosions are cinematic fireballs, but mostly seem far enough away that I wouldn't expect fatal injuries from the blasts. Even shooting the movie gave Bruce Willis permanent hearing damage, so I expect that the 'real' McClane would need some seriously tough eardrums to hear anything at all by the end of the film.
>>97237472>a caltrop, thrust-2 impaling based on his STThat seems like a weird way for caltrops to work. It's not like super strong guys press down into the Earth with more force than a guy of similar mass walking similar gaits
>Dragons that exist on a level above Kings and are paid tribute but otherwise largely don't interfere with the affairs of mortals Vs>Dragons establish their own empires with their own bureaucracies, integrating half-dragons, dragonborn, humans, kobolds, and other racesWhich do you prefer? Or is there one that fits a particular type of dragon more than the others?
>>97237640>Dragons are a dangerous animal: their only interactions with civilized societies are violent
>>97237640Fully-grown dragons should be treated like natural disasters. Towns and cities around areas that dragons have claimed as their territory should be ruins that were evacuated long ago out of fear, if not already burnt to a crisp. Killing one should be unthinkable - not because of morality, but because it simply can't be done. How does one kill a hurricane? A tornado? A tsunami? You can't do anything except wait for it to go away, or pray it doesn't hit.
>>97237640I prefer whichever one is a part of a game, and a game whose play has fewer interruptions, and whose interruptions are shorter duration; but ideally, a game whose play has no interruptions at all.
>>97237845Okay, keep to your video games since we all know you don't play tabletop ones.
>>97237838You generally build defenses for natural disasters like the japanese. Im sure the same could be done for a dragon given enough effort, ie if a dragon decided one day to roost right next to a large economically important city like smaug, but i dont think you'd bargain with or anthropomorphise them.
If elves weren't the pinnacle of all creation than why do they get the privilege of working in Santa's workshop?
I know this is just some off-topic shitposting thread, but some people really struggle with the concept of a name applying to different things.
>>97227708>one has better tits.Yes, the one on the right. Better size too. Flat is justice!
>>97227600https://youtu.be/fw7dexoX4pQCollege Humor did this gag 7 years ago.
>>97227600Santa shouldv'e made dwarves the toymakers instead.
>>97236515Dwarves and elves are literally synonyms. So in a sense they are.
Men who make/roleplay female characters, why do you? Why do you think it bothers /tg/ so much?>inb4 I don't because I'm not a faggut, hurr durr
>>97230688he's right thoThe decline of births is due to women not being impregnated in favour of women doing whatever they want.There IS a world in which that's good.You could live in a world number 1 with declining birthrates, BUT with women like, vastly improving society. Kinda like a humanpunk take: We'll have less births, but we'll catapult humanity with our collective effort.You don't live in that world.You live in the world number 2, in which there is declining birthrates, and what women do with their tradeoff lives? Nothing of value. I'm sure it has value to YOU, traveling and whoring and protesting asinine causes, but that's not world number 1That anon is right, if the women isn't pumping babies, she's of no value. She COULD tho! we COULD live in world number 1! And the women not pump babies but add value! We don't.
>>97236508Yes we can see you are retarded and don't know anything.
>>97236147it's even funnier and sadder when the same guys who tell everyone online that women are simultaneously both coldly logical gold digger automatons and incompetent hysterical children who can only act on feelings then look around and act all confused that men and women aren't getting together anymore
>>97226437Don't bother trying to make a character that "realistic." You're playing a fictional fantasy character in a fictional fantasy game. Make it a mix of characteristics from characters you like.This applies to male characters too btw.
>>97236764We shouldn't have to """get along""" with them. Women should go back to being submissive sex objects and home keepers and just do what we tell them. Letting them think they have rights or agency was a mistake.
How has a wife/girlfriend joining the group affected your games?
>>97235337Well, there's nothing women hate so much as their husbands being happy, so it tracks they aren't going to want to be in that environment.
>>97234669>when you sternly tell them to stop being such a fuckwit at the game table because they wanted to eat/rape an elf babyImagine being a faggot and trying to stop this.
>>97229001>>97229080>>97229087>>97229149>>97229167>>97229179>>97229228>>97229256>>97229283Okay guys, lets stop talking about board games and your shitty group. Tell me who's your favorite tranny?
>>97237863You.
>>97237863>Tell me who's your favorite tranny?Me. I'm the best girl.With that aside, we should get a discord game if 5e started. I have an idea for a tiefling barista in a wheelchair who can use their natural charisma to overthrow the capitalist feudal patriarchal system and forcibly feminize all men. Let's make a paradise.
Deck the boards with solos burningWhile the poles and leafsScream REE REE REETis the seasons to be follyAll AffO freaks go 'wege 'wege 'wegeOP dons his gay apparelLacerda, Knizia hand in handTroll /bgg/ threads we feel compelledFucking birds and FIRST, my (you)s sell wellWelcome to the Holiday Edition of the Board Games General!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97237129NTA but Race for the Galaxy and Pax Renaissance both come to mind.
>>97237339how is pax ren heavy filler?
>>97237728Despite what it says on the box, it's like a 40 minute game if you know the rules.
>>97237728>>97237741Pax Ren buckbroke some of the members in my group, they cannot fucking fathom it and they are nerd board game regulars.
>>97237929That's a skill issue but at least you know they're retarded now.
>Thirst Provoking ImageMy fantasy campaign just ended with a rally fun fight against 8 dragons. I get to take some time off as the game master, and that's hella cool.Beyond being a game master, I'm also one of those worldbuilders that the What Game Fag hates so much, and my players have asked me for my next time running that I run in this sci-fi post cyberpunk setting I've been making for my own fun. I never planned on running it, just making it to feed my autism.I'm happy to do so, but I'm at a loss for the kind of campaign to run.I want to avoid cyberpunk gang warfare, but that's the only idea I actually have. I got about three months before I have to run, so I want to get ready early.Please, on this Christmas Eve, tell me what kinds of other campaigns I could be running in what is effectively a Cyberpunk Megacity on a different planet.If it matters, the ruleset is Savage Worlds.If it matters, the game I get to play in until late March is Gurps Dungeon Fantasy set in Ultima post U5 but before U6.
>>97236045>rally funRacing or tennis?>sci-fi post cyberpunkThat's not a great deal to work with. Obvious cyberpunk missions are delivering data, stealing data, destroying data, or stealing and delivering data. Or anything you can do in most settings like kidnap some guy or destroy something. I'm not really sure what you're after.
>>97236045You could go for being a corpo hit-squad, though that might tend too close to gang warfare. Though it could be fun having to hunt down the main antagonist because they keep brain uploading like a cyber-lich.>>97236126>Rally fun>RacingAn F-Zero kind of campaign could be pretty dope. Focus on the racing, but then there plenty of other stuff to do outside of the main events like secure sponsors, "aquire" parts to soup up the vehicles.
>>97236045Check out SLA industries and watch movie called Brazil.
>>97236045Could play a bunch of AI trying to escape a megacorp server rack.Could run a campaign where you're playing a bunch of investigators, trying to track down some information, criminal, or secret megacorp project that was stolen/broke out.Could still have a more traditional violent campaign where you play as assassins, trying to false flag some group for your faction's gain. Less constant warfare; more plan of action, coverup, and escape.
Yu-Gi-Oh! General #591"All i want for Christmas is for Dark Magician Girl to materialize in my bedroom so i can summon her in face down ass up position, have sex with her, and end my turn" EditionPrevious thread: >>97191908Most Yu-Gi-Oh! discussion encouraged. Post OC, write dumb fanfics with bad CaC in them, duel each other, have fun, etc.>Yu-Gi-Oh! Online PlayAutomated Sims:●EDOPro website: https://projectignis.github.io/download.html●EDOPro: https://discord.gg/ygopro-percy●YGO Omega: https://discord.gg/duelistsunite●Dueling Nexus: https://duelingnexus.com/●Master Duel: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1449850/YuGiOh_Master_Duel/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I now have 40 playable cards inside sleeves and when I hold them I feel like a giddy kid as I wait to see when the next time it is I don't work on a locals day
>>97236634How does it celebrate the birth of Christ?
>>97237315Kino.
>>97237706it'll be celebrating a conception thats for sure
>>97236634>TQ: What is the single biggest purchase you've made?~$80 for one of the 25th Anniversary Monsters (Magicians of Bond and Unity, etc.), don't remember which one it was.>TCaC: Take any normal fusion/ritual monster and base a new archetype around it.Musician King -> Make a band archetype that becomes more powerful the more band members are on the field. Each has a special ability while on the field (ex. drummer adds protection from targeting, bass player prevents opponents monsters from attacking other band members, etc.). There's also a field spell that can get upgraded that also grants the archetype benefits: club stage -> auditorium stage -> stadium stage, etc.
Previously on /slop/: >>97217403 ▶ Thread Task:. Christmas and Cryptids Edition. Krampus, mimics disguised as presents, Egg Nog Elementals, and all things fierce and festive!▶ Generatorshttps://bing.com/images/create/https://sora.chatgpt.com/https://gemini.google/overview/image-generation/https://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generatorhttps://civitai.com/Curious about local genning? Check out /g/'s stable diffusion OP or ask one of our friendly locals.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97237722>Inquisitor Corsini stood at the edge of the hull, contemplating what could be the last sunset he would ever see. Though abandoned by his order and opposed by a foe even he could not truly comprehend, the day of his vengeance was finally at hand. The sabotage device was in place, and all that remained was to choose the proper moment to strike.>Interrupting his thoughts, the sibilant voice of Salafié came from behind him; "You draw close to the edge, my lord. Take care lest you should fall.">The Inquisitor scowled under his hood at the double meaning of her words and responded in kind; "He who walks in the Emperor's light does not stumble, heretic.">"He speaks at last..." Salafié drew up alongside the Inquisitor, gazing out at the blazing horizon. "But heretic? Surely you misspeak. Have not the High Lords of Terra themselves attested to my innocence?">"Do not speak to me of innocence!" the Inquisitor growled, his voice like low thunder, "Nor of your pardon bought with the blood money of that damned Rogue Trader. I was there the day your machines laid waste to my homeworld. There and on a dozen worlds since, I bore witness to your guilt with my own eyes.">"Ah..." the Priestess sighed, "So you are the one who hunts me. Am I all you imagined I would be?">"Do you mock me? You stand accused! Have you nothing to say for yourself?"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97237735>"The God-Emperor will punish you for your pride.">"Such certainty..." Salafié gave a hollow laugh, "Know that I have been slain time and again over the centuries, and ever have I been recalled to life by the same technologies for which you call me heretic. Yet in all of this, never has the Emperor passed judgment on my soul. If I am damned, it is by my hand alone.">"Blasphemy..." the word came reflexively to the Inquisitor's lips. "Blasphemy!" he bellowed once more, raising an accusing finger at the Priestess.>Moving with a speed and force the Inquisitor could not have hoped to counter, Salafié seized his outstretched arm, bones cracking under the grip of pneumatic claws. Even as he tried to pull away, Corsini felt his heavily muscled frame yielding to the hideous strength of metal limbs that folded him into an embrace and drew him irresistibly towards the precipice.>"I waste my words on you, zealot," she hissed in Corsini's ear as she forced him closer and closer to the howling gulf of open air. "Well, Inquisitor? Here is your prey, and there the ledge. If you are so sure of your faith, but ask it of me and I will bear us both down to our fate below, and prove whether the Emperor's will is the match to my artifice." >With a sudden exertion, the Inquisitor wrenched himself free from Salafié's grasp, collapsing to the deck with a groan. "I have nothing to prove to you, abomination," the Inquisitor gasped between ragged breaths, "You will not escape judgment!">"You lack the courage of your convictions, Inquisitor." the Priestess sneered down at him, before sweeping away to rejoin her noble guests, confident that beneath the Inquisitor's costume of fanaticism beat the heart of a coward. But for all her talents, Salafié was a poor judge of character, and even as Corsini lay upon the decking nursing his shattered arm in the fading evening light, he resolved that he would be a martyr before the dawn.
>>97237612wearing an indigo colored gown, plunging neckline split to the waist meeting at the neck open navel>>97235189Perchance for her
>>97237921Forgot the picYou can also use "outfit" instead of gown
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What are the funniest wargame mechanics you've ever encountered?
>>97236410100%, no competition, motherfucking cannonball bounce rods.Back when people were retarded, we used to to get dowel rods and paint them with black and white stripes, stripes starting thick on one end and thin on the other. When you fired a cannon, you'd have to line up the rod where you shot, and any units on the black stripes would get hit, while the white white area meant the ball bounced too high to hit them.
>>97237079that is based
>>97237079Ah yes, the "Everything is a TPK, RAW" rule.Someone actually thought that would be a good idea.
>>97237079God I remember building a car to generate as much stress as possible with the "add stress as attack dice on collisions" skill. Slime was fucked.
In Necromunda, the Cawdor Gang have a set of ambiguously supernatural prayers they can invoke for special effects mid game. Most of these are rolled to see if they activate at the beginning of the turn. One of them, however, grants extra jumping distance, as the Ganger beseeches the Emperor for the power of flight. This one is rolled for after you start jumping, in midair, so there's a good chance that the model jumps, and then you roll, and he plummets to his death. Good for a laugh, every time.
