There's a board devoted to tabletop games where 99.9% of the users have never played a single session of a game in their lives.
>>97274484You get chased out of every thread for being an obnoxious bitch. Nobody loves you. Cope, dilate and have a miserable new year
>>97273328Preddy scary
>>97274644>/tg/ is one personWhat games have you played lately?
>>97274842MetaZoo
>>97274910Better get in that MetaZoo thread, then. It's on page 9 and falling fast.
Previously on /slop/: >>97241519▶ Thread Task: Moody and gloomy winter pictures.And maybe characters trying to find a comfy warm corner.▶ Generatorshttps://bing.com/images/create/https://sora.chatgpt.com/https://gemini.google/overview/image-generation/https://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generatorhttps://civitai.com/Curious about local genning? Check out /g/'s stable diffusion OP or ask one of our friendly locals.▶ Perchance pastebin of generators and links:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97274589Sounds good anon. Share your pic
>>97274605schloppened with nano banana, just spitballing NPCs for a personal setting
>>97272108>>97272257>>97272526>>97274171>>97274249>>97274443>>97274461Happy New Year, /slop/!
Eh?The fuck is all this noise?Too fucking old for this bullshit. I'm going back to bed.
>>97274563Kill'em with kindness.
Previous Thread: >>97096644For: Creation and discussion of Lewd RPGs; including Solo Rpgs, Homebrews, and Greentexts about your game sessions (specify the system you are using)>DON'T post or ask for "Looking For Group" or "Looking for Players".>DON'T sperg about Hentai logic, Hentai Artists or NTR. Take your meds.>NO Shota/loli crap. Go to /trash/>What's a Solo RPG?1: YouTube (Season 1 of Me, Myself & Die! gives a good explanation)2: Ask in the Solo RPG General: >>970620423: Solo is a good way to test out systems and to avoid problems such s "Schedule Conflict" or "Playing with Weirdos">Solo RPG Toolkit (NPC Generator, Mythic GM Emulator, etc.)https://infinityweavers.link/re-up/solo-rp-toolkitComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Best lewd games for a couple other than Lewd Dungeon Adventures?
>>97272883call of cthulhu
>>97273748Well she IS into tentacles…
>>97270804Just came out this month.
>>97274971
SCP editionTell us about your horror settings, games, etc. Share inspirational art, prompts, etc.>List of games:Call of Cthulhu, Chill, Cold and Dark, Degenesis, Delta Green, Don't Rest Your Head, Dread, Esoterrorists/Fear Itself+Book of Unremitting Horror, Fall of Delta Green, GORE, Into The Shadows, KULT, Little Fears, Mothership RPG, Nemesis (free on Arc Dream's website), Nights Black Agents, Silent Legions (Mostly for the tables), Stalker: The SciFi RPG, Symbaroum, Ten Candles, Trail of Cthulhu, Unisystem (All Flesh Must Be Eaten, Witchcraft, Conspiracy X, etc.), Unknown Armies, The Whispering Vault, Vaesen>Inspirational stuff:Caitlin R Kiernan, Castlevania, Carnacki the Ghost-Finder, Doom Watch, Fear & Hunger, George Romero, Ghostwatch, House of Leaves, I Am In Eskew, John Carpenter, Kolchak the Nightstalker, Laird Barron, John Langan, M.R. James, Nick Cutter, Old Gods of Appalachia, Quatermass, Ramsey Campbell, Remedy Series (Alan Wake, Control), SCP Foundation, Scarfolk Council, Shaun Hutson, Silent Hill, Stand Still Stay Silent, The Evil Dead, The Magnus Archives, The Secret World, The Stone Tapes, Anatomy, Thomas Ligotti, Twin Peaks, Vault of Evil forums, toomuchhorrorfictionOther News:H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society releases "The Spark Devil"https://www.hplhs.org/sparkdevil.phpCurrent Book Club Topic:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97269260What movies/tv series are these from?
>>97271158The Newton Boys (1998)Sahara (2005)True Detective S1 (2014)
>>97268747It has a few recognizable names in it so I'm somewhat surprised I hadn't heard of it before.>>97268836So Singh's more of a style over substance type? I should ask, who is everyone here's favorite horror director?>>97270325Never looked too much into Unknown Armies but it looks like a good vehicle for adapting certain stories. Definitely something to look into more.
>>97270329The experiments are to test the limits of how much the "reality" of the world can be fucked with before people notice too hard.It starts as a slow creep before the overt stuff happens and everything is thematic to the situation.butt fuck nowhere USA with perfect white bread american ideal townsfolk? They are all secretly monsters pretending and the uncanny valley ramps up until they mask off.Random inner city USA? The faceless masses of people will randomly become monsters that hunt you down but non one else notices what's going on or your own presence even as they are attacked in the process.Typical desert village except you have to hide from some super giant monster that randomly spits out smaller monsters.Basically, boxed in experiences where the situation decays and forces the PCs to survive as long as possible fore they move on to the next box.
>>97266292>Would you join the SCP Foundation or one of its rivals? If I survived an encounter, yes. >Which Mobile Task Force would you join? MTF Lambda-12>Have you played any of the tabletop games based on SCP? No
Thread failed its save overnight huh Edition▶Previous thread:>>97021561▶News:Reminder that next box is Sisters vs Raptors:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/zrjpzrms/adepta-sororitas-battle-chaos-space-marines-over-a-long-forgotten-tomb-in-kill-team-shadowhunt/▶Official Key Downloads, FAQs and Erratahttps://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/kill-team/▶Rules Scanshttps://gofile.io/d/AinK04▶Boxed Set Rules Scanshttps://gofile.io/d/NWRByw (deprecated)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Ok nerds, are death guard fun? I love stinky boys but am I going to have a bad time playing them?
>>97272276Their two methods of fun are getting to stay alive with 1 health and then killing people on activation with their raunchy gas.
>>97272276>>97272336I for my part are somewhat interested int he cult, but having only dumbasses with pistols and baseball bats as your standard troops seems somewhat difficult.Ah, and a good 2026 to you all, anons.
So i briefly dipped my toe in the latest edition when Nemesis Claw came out but too many other games kept me busy but two things have gotten me interested and again and modern googles dogshit and keeps confusing editions.1: I was gifted a random box of Rubric Marines for christmas by a relative, never played any Thousand Sons in 40k. Are they usable in Kill team in this edition or is it just bespoke premade teams you select a few models from per match?2: Back in og kill team a normie friend who loved tyranids played with us when i bought and painted him the box that was just like 10 Genestealers, its his birthday in 3 weeks and i was looking at that recentish Tyranid box. Is that a deal like Nemesis Claw? Or can he use like three or those and some of his Genestealers for example?Also did my nurgle lads every come back or am i still sticking to Gellarpox?
Took about an hour just to clip all these parts off the sprue. I'm guessing it'll take another two to scrape off mouldlines. Definitely the least fun part of the process for me. I believe one of the sprues containing two longer wall sections was bent into a curve, which I'm hoping won't have a major effect on the final build or can be fixed.>>97274755No long range response options is a pretty rough handicap for sure. It lets your opponent take up some really aggressive positions, especially on high grounds. Plus chaos cult is, if I've understood things correctly, somewhat reliant on perfect distance management and some tricks that I can only equate to physics engine exploits to compete. The few times I've played against them it was just a matter of taking the objectives in ways they couldn't contest and eliminating any of the council + basic cultists, resulting in the rest having no ability to grab points afterwards. They can also get stonewalled by some teams that inflict to hit penalties in melee.But they're good shenanigans even so. Depending on what you find fun, they can give some fun results.And yeah, a good new year for the lot of us. A few hours in so far and nothing has gone horribly wrong yet.
First thread of the year edition>Previously in the Mortal Realms:>>97261720>Official AoS website:https://www.ageofsigmar.com>Downloads, Rules Errata, Sharty on the 'log and FAQs:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-age-of-sigmar-downloads/>Toolshttps://runebrush.pa-sy.com/warscroll/>Anvil of Apotheosis hero creator:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97274892happy new year back
>>97274843Print awakened wyldwoods.
>>97274843Sculpt awakened wildwoodsProgress from that to sculpt treelords
>>97274843Probably spearhead. Except instead of getting the spearhead box you go to https://www.hachettecollections.com and get the relevant kits for the sylvaneth spearhead. FYI you'll need to buy kurnoth seperately and spirit of durthu comes in two kits but you still save like 50 bucks. You can also get the spite revenants and the arch revenant at a serious discount on there. In my brief look at deciding if I wanted to play sylvaneth, I realized a lot of people sell entire lots of them on facebook marketplace and ebay, so finding stuff second hand at a discount shouldn't be too hard.
Happy new year lads. Hope you have good games, good painting sessions, and good times in the hobby for 2026. Love yall.
Holiday EditionDiscuss and post elves. Elf lore, gameplay, and art are all appreciated.QOTT: What are some of the best gifts to give elf-lovers? What gifts would you give to lovers of other races/species/ancestries/whatever?
And other nonsense shitposts that don't apply to the act of actively playing as an elf in traditional games.
Thank you for your contribution.
>>97230509Interesting face, feel like I've seen it somewhere before.
Happy new year comfy elf thread
>>97274233Happy new year comfy elf friend.
The /btg/ is dead! Long live the /btg/!Scratch one Cameron boat editionPrevious Thread: >>97249401================================>BattleTech Introductory Guide & PDFshttps://bg.battletech.com/?page_id=400>Overview of the Major Factionshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/great-houseshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/the-clanshttps://bg.battletech.com/universe/other-powersComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97274834I'm already watching!
>>97274527>Pickup games are not the standard mode of play. You dont show up with your "army" looking to play a match. You know everybody. Its not random games.This 1000% depends on how "pickup games" are defined, and that's a fucking individualized minefield. In my own experience, the definition you seem to be going with of showing up at a shop where people are at as a strict definition is honestly lesser used for it than ones that include meeting up with friends either at a shop or at someone's house - which the anon you are responding to is likely including.
Damn. TTBT really upped their game for this ep. No wonder it took so long to make.
Duncan Fisher is becoming the man of 1000 voices
>>97274943He is. I still find it neat that they brought him back for a MW5 DLC.
Grogmas in the hive streets editionPrevious Thread:>>97019770Check out here for useful links and a catalogue of relevant miniatures retailers:https://pastebin.com/nnNqqFLnThe Rogue Trader magazine article compilation:https://gofile.io/d/yNK9bq
>>97266728Why would you ruin your pool table? Ever tried to lift one? You won't be moving it around much. Just go modular.
>>97254690That someone was me, I ordered it from Mixam. You just have to do some formatting with the pdf beforehand. Luckily NetEpic Good is pretty well formatted for printing, so I just needed to create a cover and spine.
>>97266509
curious question that I thought some here might be able to help with. I have come across some nice RT and 2nd ed orks 3d printing files. I love these minis and would like to include them in my current ork army, but I hesitate because of the scale difference between the older boys and the newer Brian Nelson orks, as that is what primarily makes up my army. I got to thinking, perhaps the scale difference wouldn't be so bad if I scaled the 2nd ed minis up in the slicer before printing. My question then is how much of a scale up do you reckon they would need to appear about the same size as a Brian Nelson ork? cheers.
>>972717952nd edition starter is still probably the best starter set next to blackreachBecause you can actually and have been given the tools IN THE BOX to actually PLAY THE GAME with itCrazy idea I knowModern GW would never
Why are wolves so common in TTRPGs as enemies?
>>97269845And retards will still post here, with absolutely nothing unique to add that the old thread hasn't already said. It has to just be bots now, there's only a few of us real posters left.
>>97269790>>97269845So, OP. Why do you need an answer to this question again?
>>97269790Everyone insists on starting their games at level 1 and there's not much you can fight and have a chance again there so it's just wolves and bandits and goblins again, and then it never goes higher than that because everyone gets bored and drops the game.
>>97269790Because they power scale easily enough. You can go from mangy wolves to Wolf gods and celestial packs relatively easily.They can also serve as mounts for other creatures like goblins or something bigger depending on their size.You can also make them into potential allies and who doesn't want a wolf buddy (or the female druid fantazing about getting boned by one).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75SWn1VANCU
What's so bad about murderhobo games?
>>97273022You know that feeling you get when you squat over the toilet and put your hand under your asshole and just relax so that your goopy sludge runs soft, filling your palm like soft-serve ice cream? You know how warm it feels when you squeeze into it and let it bulge brown between your fingers? That feeling when you dig your fingers into your own fudge so it gets all trapped under your fingernails? It's a lot like that, but instead of your own asshole in your own bathroom, it is a homeless man's asshole by a dumpster outside of a Jersey Mike's.
>>97273650Only because some people get anal over what is or isn't a murderhobo, since some extend that to every adventurer or player character that isn't explicitly working for a government.
>>97273892It's usually because everyone else at the group (likely including the GM) didn't want you to kill that character, whereas Miyazaki is completely indifferent to how you play his video game. You already bought it.
>>97261303They're incredibly boring unless you're an IRL psychopath or sociopath.
>>97273892>backstab Solaire as soon as i see him>ostracized from online discussion
This thread is dedicated to all kinds of solo games, systems, tools, and campaigns.Fail Forward Edition.>Last Thread: >>97062042Resources:https://rentry.org/srpgghttps://infinityweavers.link/re-up/solo-rp-toolkitMore threads:https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/subject/%2Fsrpgg%2F/orhttps://desuarchive.org/tg/search/subject/%2Fsrpgg%2F/type/op/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97274725Thanks, I've been watching Bandit's Keep Actual Play and I have been getting ideas for my Dragonbane play through
>>97274734nice, come back later and tell us how did it went
Been playing Swords and Wizardry solo lately... really damn good. My favorite OSR game so far (I especially like the inclusion of the ascending armor class rules, THACO confuses me too much).
>>97274865what do you do to play it solo?
>>97274138Wtf that’s sick
Thoughts on Scion?
>>97264757>What do you need to remember when creating characters and playing in 2e?To have fun :)
>>97257539Does anyone have any good homebrew content for 2e? Or at least some of the newer content not in paths trove yet?
>>97263143I feel that's a problem with every setting based on the concept of "all/most religions/mythologies are actually true and co-existing". You have to accept that it just doesn't really make sense when you start thinking about it and get into details. Or you can come up with some ways to make it have sense which inevitably have pretty damn extreme implications for those religions
>>97264757Just because a character is not built for combat does not mean they cannot contribute. Using purview marvels gives massive flexibility as long at they're creative with how they use their purview.
>>97270312>as long at they're creative with how they use their purviewI'm fucked.
>Brutus' Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDYVVpbllIREdOczg?resourcekey=0-m3LU1xaC5-PnnA0VLRfK9g>DriveAnon's Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Cx7KoDkQa9qmDfJN9_CehZ0fxXEweKOu?usp=sharing>Jumpchain IRC Chathttp://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA>Ruleshttp://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn>How to Jumpchainhttp://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDVDFBR2NpdG03S0U/viewComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97274289Thanks, brother, you too
It may be New Years elsewhere, but I'm still on time on my end!Presenting Kamen Rider Hibikihttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1NV1H38o-myyWkH3Ue0WAUA3cz1Uuuf_mrb8j9tTlra8/edit?usp=sharing
>>97274470I absolutely was not expecting to ever get another Kamen Rider jump. Thanks!
Happy New Year ya'll!Here's to a fruitful and fun year~
>>97274470Based
What are some of your experiences with BRP or mythras? Favorite stories, characters, or supplements? I generally like running pulp or horror campaigns. Funniest story setup was how my players thwarted a small series of adventures I planned before it even started.>Players role up an old priest, a journalist, and basically fred from scooby doo. >Investigating a series of murders and disappearances. >Get captured thesmelves and wind up in a rundown factory converted to sort of look likea victorian mansion.>Meet an obvious vampire who uses them for basic company and conversation before planning to kill them.>My players escape, the frail priest manages to full nelson the vampire, and the other players manage to use a stake to kill him. It ended what I planned to be a multi session adventure in one night. It was a lot of lucky roles and ended up with being funny.
The more I play, the more I really want someone to do an egyptian or greek campaign guide. I am surprised that neither chaosium or the design mechanism has done it yet. Chaosium would probably fuck it up to be honest, but their vikings book and the last creatures book were actually decent so who knows.
>>97272739Osprey put out an rpg called Jackals a few years back that is a brp derived bronze age fantasy setting.
>>97273683Jackals is pretty good. I own it as well, but I kind of like the presentation of an alternate historical fantasy. I like seeing what kind of tweeks the writers do to historical events in terms of how the fantasy elements affect them.
>>97270691I’m far more of a fan of the allotments system destined the supers supplement hasBut the encumberance system is very workable Especially if you have a VTT though it is clunky and it has worked for the post apoc game I’ve been running Heavily armoured PC’s especially if they are small have been able to carry less and have packed a lot of important equipment onto their vehicles or mounts There was also an alternative simplified encumberance system in the book but I don’t see that many pepole talk about it >>97270919Even when I used fixed initiative good armour in the hands of the PC’s can be a little strong at protecting them Though there are plenty of other ways to fuck with them such as entangling weapons and tripping, on crits the bypass armour combat effect also exists On a good damage roll 2h great weapons or large monsters can still be decently nasty to well armoured PC’s but that >>97269039Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97268248BRP is hands down the best system ever made. It just fucking works.
