>>97355221
Lmao.
>This sequence of ten threads is entirely sustained by one man talking to himself
>I'm not crazy, YOU ARE
>REEEEEEEEEE!
>RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Kindly french-kiss an electrical outlet.
It's the only affection you are likely to receive here.

>>97354776
This is why you have an infestation problem.
You aren't willing to treat it like what it is;
A handy receptacle for all your malice, and a legitimate scapegoat for all your problems.


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>>97355943
>wont post a pic
Lol. Lmao. Prove me wrong.

>>97355955
>I don't have a playtest set
Reading comprehension, retard.
Go back to key stage one; I think you missed something vital in "See Spot Run".

>>97355966
So not even you(op) have a pic readily available to prove me wrong. Hilarious. I also find it funny how, again, there is zero engagement of the actual game besides rule spamming or single posts exclaiming how they "received" their sets in the mail. No pictures of anons playing games. No pictures of anons opening their packages. Nothing.

>>97356000
I'm pretty sure OP is just ignoring you.
Me?
I'm here to make fun of you for being a no-life loser who can only get attention by acting like a faggot in places he isn't wanted.

I'd tell you to go start your own project, but I suspect that you literally can't.
Which is why you are drawn here to seethe helplessly, while better men do things with their time.

I have no desire to know what it feels like to be you.
But It looks uncomfortable.

>>97354925
All threads are, yes.

>>97354052
On seeing a Simmerson post I reply immediately, that's my style sir!

>>97354480
You angered the babies.

Stop touching yourselves under the table.
This entire thread smells like dick-cheese and existential weariness.

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>>97356029
Anon***
Forgot picrel

Did we ever figure out why they made Aragorn black?

>>97356028
You're right, it's worse. At least harry potter doesn't have nonbinary vampires.

>>97356044
No, child, it is not worse. Strixhaven is superior by virtue of it being a true and honest Magic the Gathering original setting created by Wizards of the Coast Harry Potter is UB.
Enjoy slop.

>dot come bubble crashed
And also created the companies that more or less run the world today. The internet is also still going strong as well. AI bubble crashing doesnt mean AI is going away. It means all the hype will consolidate into a few companies and the rest will die out

>>97345752
My rationale is to bundle the Blaster/Splitercannon squads in a pair of raiders and push them up the table to contest and harrass the shit out of things, while the dark lance squad hangs back to snipe heavier shit. Archon and incubi are in the last raider and the Talos will act as a counter attack force where ever I get bogged down by the enemy. Ravager provides highly mobile anti armour/anti terminator/meganob platform. And hopefully, this gets me a win, but the ultimate is to see how fun this particular fandex is.

>>97346036
>1500 points
And what would you field with 500 points?

>>97347897
I'd take the archon again, stripped down of wargear and shit, he'd be there to agonise something to death. I'd take a raider squad, but drop one of the upgrades on the skimmer for points, a smaller warrior squad to sneak around for some opportunity plays. List would look like this...

Dark Eldar 500 points.

Characters:
Archon: 99
Splinter pistol, Agoniser, ghostplate armour, plasma and frag grenades.

Squads:
Kabalite Warriors: 176
7 warriors with Splinter Rifles and frag grenades, 1 warrior with Blaster and frag grenades, 1 warrior with Splinter Cannon and frag grenades. Sybrabite with Splinter Rifle and frag grenades.

Kabalite Warriors: 98
3 warriors with Splinter Rifles and frag grenades, 1 warrior with Blaster and frag grenades, Syrabite with Splinter Rifle and frag grenades.

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News from the front, played the trial game with the new deldar fandex and was not impressed, from the anemic character selection, to the missing rules reference and never elaborated, it just made for a particularly unfun experience. Though on a positive note the armoury was well composed, using my weapons available to me really did sell what they're supposed to be. The darklight guns(dark lance and blaster) were the high impact anti-armour/heavy infantry pieces they're supposed to be, the splinter weapons are a good high volume of fire and moderate and reliable damage like they should be, disintegrator cannons on my raiders were great, the 2 sustained fire dice for them is a damn good feel.

Next week will see me using the Codex Commoraghii fandex from 2008, this one was written off of the 3e army list and cleaves closer to 2e design principles, so maybe this will feel better than this 5e+ derived fandex I used today, the week after that see's me using the oldest of the bunch, a fandex written in 2000, still with 2e fresh in mind. From these games I'll determine either the list most aligned with what I want out of dark eldar in 2e or a foundation for me to iterate my own idea of what they should be.

>>97354264
Well that sucks, So what's the differences with the older list? Has your army list changed? Unit stats different at all?

>>97355456
Hold on, lad. Who's to say the skeleton didn't nail himself on the sword because it looked comfy?

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>>97341539
>TQ
So far it'll have to be the 4kv4k team battle between Empire/Dwarfs and Chaos/Orcs.

>>97355804
Well shit, thought I'd fixed that one.

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WoC bros, what is the use case for chariots/gorebeast chariots? I got a few in the army box and they seem underwhelming. I get you could stick a character on them but otherwise they feel like they don't do all that much.

>>97355944
>D6+2 S5 impact hits
>2x S6 -2AP hits
>3x S5 Killing Blow hits if you have a Gorebeast
>First Charge as a rule

Try it and see for yourself. I'm not trying to be snide, this is genuine advice. Chariots are great value for their points but also look gangster as hell. Gorebeasts seem to be less popular and most people suggest you go with horsies for the extra speed, but I've had good things done with Gorebeasts and the extra +1M lost is worth the punch that they bring.

>>97350109
I don't leave a key under my mat when I'm not expecting visitors, no.

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>be Fighter
>need to take down smugglers and bring proof they were smugglers
>beat them in combat but their shipments were just sent
>"okay DM I go through the captain's table for any logbook of some kind"
>make an Investigation roll he says
>roll 4 - 1 for 3
>can't find nothing
>party not sure what to do
>Wizard: can I roll too at captain's table
>he does 10 + 5 for 15
>yeah the logbook detailing shipments was in drawerer
>...was it hidden or in some kind of secret comparment in any way?
>no you just rolled poorly
Seriously. Kill yourself if you do this.

>>97355319
roll better fag

>>97348932
As in, ahead. As in, to he next room.

>>97355319
Yeah DMs who require investigation rolls for every angle "i look for X" declaration are shit, and then those DMs realize "oh shit he failed well that's gonna fuck everything up" and say you succeeded anyway. Yeah, some of them are using that check to see if you actually found something else, but very few DMs are that crafty.

>>97355306
he "plays" games but plays mtg. He is a shill you just dont know because your not in on japanese youtube drama. thank yourself for that.

>>97355378
>He is a shill you just dont know because your not in on japanese youtube drama
Surely you'll show what you're talking about instead of just vaguely referencing it?

>>97355420
no :^)

>>97355025
Another anon on here was making a game that was heavily based on yugioh forbidden memories (the one where you can fuse most cards together to get stronger ones based on nebulous rules). IDK what happened to him but if he ever posts again you might want to check out what he's got.

https://youtu.be/md304WS2odg?si=qg0CWMEirocm2eO9
Just an evening with the boys

>>97351179
Fun fact there are like old video games with deedlit as the mc and the human died a long time ago
She meets Leaf that one half elf girl from the manga
So whatever happened between them didn't last anyways and she's having her own adventures
Pirotess might be the same
In the end both of them build a bridge and got over it which is more than you can say about most other elves who keep crying about their dead pets instead of doing the mentally healthy thing

>>97354708
That's basically Deedlit in wonder labyrinth, you might mean the dreamcast game though.

In general elves that used to be enemies meeting 200 years later and realizing that there's no point in fighting because the conflict hasn't been relevant the last 190 years is another underused elf thing

>>97355132
So, pirotess and deedlit lezzing it out right over their human lovers graves?

>>97355178
Lezzing out is one of the methods we can use to mend the difference between elves and dark elves.

>>97351179
>Seething about Deedlit and Pirotess
Noldorfag is truly cursed by the Valar to always attack his own, huh? You don't deserve to be called noldor anyway at least they were cool.

>>97354620
NTA, but no, Milk Hunters is a specific Precure fic iirc.

>>97352336
If a random, completely unknown, hypothetical anon were to make a jump for a precure series, which precure series would be the one you’d most want to see?

>>97355619
Not sure, but from what I saw of the OG run it makes me wonder if combat acrobatics should just be a 100 for the cures because those gals were spinnin' at least half as hard as Levi over a decade before we knew he was going to be a flying buzzsaw in Attack on Titan.

>>97354574
>GOHAN IS A BAD, BAD BOY
Stop being so horny for him, Christ.

>>97352313
What did your jumper do in Pretty Melt?

Hello,
Requesting the following please.

Mutant City Blues 2nd Edition
For GUMSHOE

Star Legion Expanded
From Deep7 Press

Split Second: A Time Loop RPG
For Powered by the Apocalypse (PbtA)
From Alexandra Frund Clinton

AmerArcana
For Powered by the Apocalypse (PbtA)

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>yarr
>>97335676

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>>97347874
Requesting Cthulhu Saga - The Big Sleep books:
Act 1: The Sleeper Rising
Act 2: The Doomed World
Act 3: The Fate of the Empire
Act 4: Lullaby

>>97355594
you got it right there nigga just put the jpg in a pdf lmao

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>>97355886
Once every blue moon, one of you oh-so-smart people comes here to grace us with his smartness...
How did I not think about it... oh wait a minute, I did.
I wouldn't have the tables on the back side if I just turned the JPG into a PDF, and I don't have the tables as a JPG to begin with.

>>97355561
Okay well not everyone is gay chad and some of us struggle to even be straight incel

>>97355539
>a living breathing person who has their own experiences and life
Then they're going to end up not having your exact sensibility.

>>97355603
They're also disfiguringly ugly and even if we have different lives, we'd probably still be the same. Ideal scenario is we live together after all. Thus, we still can hold each other, but no butt stuff.
My own clone and I...no longer will we have a backlog

Building an Echo Knight fighter (2014) for a few campaign starting soon, and I have no idea what to do for feats and race. My (rolled) stats are
>17, 12, 8, 15, 15, 9
Human fits the backstory I have, but I can't decide on a feat. Non-variant human works with my odd stats but is a little boring. I'm using the unarmed fighting style with a backup two hander, but I can't really use tavern brawler because grappling doesn't work great with the echo. Not taking GWM because I'm stubborn and hate that it exists.

Any suggestions for fun race/feat/multiclass options?

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I rolled on the Hoard Loot table in the DMG.
Now my players have a Candle of the Deep.
What are some cool things they could do with it?
Or is it really just a candle that doesn't go out when wet?

>>97354435
Why would you stop that? I’ve never heard Dwarf stuff called Digslop, so that means it’s an in-house meme. Generally, you don’t want to stop those because it’s the purest expression of, “we’re having fun” beyond the game itself.

You’re running a collaborative story for friends, having shitty jokes and memes is healthy.

>>97355111
I have a feeling that OP (if this even real and not a larp) is acting like an obnoxious 1d4chan Dwarf-fag, so it's nothing but "knife-ear" thing and "book of grudges" that, so his players just can't take Dwarves seriously anymore.

Doesn't help that its very rare to see people move away from Gimli-likes.

>>97355111
Because dwarves are based and cool and should be respected like the chads they are, not reduced to a cringy reddit meme like "digslop"

>>97355111
OP does not have a game or friends and is just a retarded shitposting faggot.

>>97355151
>so his players just can't take Dwarves seriously anymore.
But that’s the best part of playing a dwarf imo, not having to take the beards on legs so seriously

Are there any deep, dark, secret communities out there that play Black Crusade? I've always wanted to play a cackling villain, but I never see any campaigns anywhere.

>>97355091
Black Crusade's hard to get a group together for, because most people who actively seek out Black Crusade games approach it in much the same manner as avid FATAL players. It's not impossible, mind you, hell, I have a buddy who just wants a satisfying narrative conclusion for his Warpsmith, but a lot of folks are just skeevy little shitters from the depths of every horror gametale you've ever read.

>>97355388
Tragic, but do you have any examples? I want to know if we have the same standards when it comes to these things.

>>97349937
It would be better if the players never actually learn or have it confirmed that the governor is an Ork, but rather continuously seed small bits and bobs to imply it whilst the players track a different recidivist threat on the world.

>>97347336
Kick it up to 11 out of 10 why not? Help a bro nut

I'm looking for some female thief character art, the hottest you can find (in your opinion)

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>>97351057
Why not barbarian instead

>>97347647
well she knows a welder wont cut it (pun intended)
when it comes to dealing with whatever is in there since whoever sealed it had one

probably crew quarters but if this place is fucked then it may not matter where she goes

what tools does she have at her disposal

>>97355313
They didn't, if you're referencing that one ass page at the back of RotSE. Those would've been the children destined for Sidereal Exaltation, not the reincarnated Sidereals. Sidereal Exaltation regularly fails and pre-Exaltation there is no third soul there.

>>97354779
>In 3e, creating exaltations is a numinous trick that Autochthon found.
>The Incarna even randomly found an exaltation "printing machine" randomly in the wyld
OK? I don't know why you're bringing that up. I usually make Autochton largely uninvolved in the War, as an aside.

>>97354540
Abyssals and Infernals are just the Neverborn doing the same thing as the Incarnae. To create your own, everlasting Exaltation in the universe, you have to be willing to surrender complete control of your domain to let your prospective Chosen partake of it of their own free will. This is how, for example, Solar Exalted have *Sun* powers, but they are not limited to the Unconquered Sun's Charms and abilities.
As for why they didn't do that sooner: To a Primordial, allowing humans to not only master their strengths but potentially surpass them, was something their pride would never allow them to do. It was only now, as the agony of their prisons or undeath drives them to madness, did they become so desperate as to allow their power to be wielded by the hands of men.
The Neverborn can only channel the essence of death in their current state; whatever their former powers were is drowned out by the taint of their broken souls. Their chosen take forms mirroring the Solar Exalted, the nightmare seared into their minds as they died and stained black by the touch of Oblivion.
The Yozi remember their defeat. They saw how the champions of Creation exploited every flaw in their magics, every way in which they were imperfect, and brought them low. Though they were loath to do it, their spite for Creation was greater and they combined their strengths to create Exalted that embody all the forces of Hell.

>>97354869
I think White Wolf was pretentious in trying to break it down into a macguffin dreamed up by a robot. Guess we wont see eye to eye.

>>97355419
they did in 1e, page 84 of their book.

>>97355702
>OK? I don't know why you're bringing that up.
Because what you wrote goes against what was written in 3e.

>I think White Wolf was pretentious in trying to break it down into a macguffin dreamed up by a robot. Guess we wont see eye to eye.
Despite being a mechanical being, Autochthon fulfills the role of creator God of the setting, aping figures such as hephaestus or prometheus.
It is just another case of White Wolf screwing a mythological concept trying to make it more grandiose.

>>97355855
>Because what you wrote goes against what was written in 3e.
Again, okay? I don't think that's relevant at all.