Why did the 90s tv insist on making young boys straight?
>>217430276Wouldn't all the worthless skin connected to the wiener-tron 5000 get in your way when trying to go about your day?
>>217426197the issue is his father loved him too much
>>217416564I hate shaved pussy/inner thighs so much. Can someone AI this with full hair coverage.
Why do women hate some "guy" movies, like Master and Commander, but love other guys movies, like Good Will Hunting? What determines which ones they like and which ones they don't?
>>217430759women find it hard to control their empathy and need to be spoonfed how to feel watching something, otherwise they cant understand and immediately focus on themselves
>>217430834To be honest there is zero interpersonal drama in Forged in Fire, it's just people making weapons
>>217430145My gf is one of those girls she loves Good Will Hunting. Hates period peices.She told me any movie that takes place before 1900 feels like grown men playing dress up I shit you not.
>>217430876exactly they cant insert themselves into the feeling of pride making something.its why women typically love serial killer documentaries, they find it very easy to insert themselves because its the ultimate dream
>>217430916Women love Pride and Prejudice type slop. Did she see Bridgerton? That's the ultimate femslop
this kinda sucked. not trying to be edgy but why does this have such a cult following again?
>>217430893dumb people being baffled by the big lebowski is a tale as old as time. you're a mongoloid, that's why.
>>217430924>bafflednothing baffling about it, it’s just not that funny
>>217430893It's the best screenplay ever writtenSorry to hear you got filtered
>>217430924this guy thinks he’s smart because he watches Rick and Morty
>>217430989I expected to laugh and I only chuckled here and there
Bad mother or bad kids?
>>217430879The closeups of Reese's foreskin coming off were tough viewing
>>217430907Like Married with Children?
>>217430907everyone in MwC was shitty thats the point
>>217430907Hal is like one of the kids, and he really only does the parenting stuff because she forces him to. If she died that house would be absolute chaos.
>>217430946Peggy wasn't overwhelmed, she was a dumb bimbo. Al was the one slaving away in the woman's shoe store that only fat ugly women went to.
The DCU has found its Starfire
>>217430963>actress no one has ever heard of would like to be cast in a blockbusterwhoa!
I just started watching the 11th season and I have no idea what kind of show I'm watching anymore. Why is this shit an action movie all the sudden? Mulder used to get his ass kicked in the original show. What the fuck happened to this show?
>>217429731>Who the fuck is Ryan CooglerOh anon, there's a lot of money to be made in the black entertainment (blacktainment if you will) business. For example, like the second highest-grossing film of 2018https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_in_film#Highest-grossing_filmsor like the twelfth highest-grossing horror film of all time (unadjusted for inflation) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_horror_films
I want to be pegged by Scully
It's a woke inversion of the show. Freaks, queers and aliens are the epitome of good.
>>217429693was disappointed by both when they came put. I received the video of one as a birthday or Christmas present. was glad to have it but it wasn't great.felt like stretched out episodes, given the subject matter was so vast in potential, they didn't do much with it.seocnd one is walking around in the snow with a stand up comedian playing a fiddler psychic.
>>217430627imagine if she did it but there was a grenade on the end that she pushed in with a string tied around the pin, then she walked out of the room, pulled the string and left you to detonate ha ha
From bros... we'll be back soon... que sera sera...
>>217430726>>217430769in a few months probably
Julie's fat titties
>>217430821What did he mean by this?
>>217429591Blacks. Pass
>>217429643Me too, but I can't talk about it with you right now, gotta go. Oh, and I've got this very important thing to tell you, but first I'll go to a two day hike in the woods, theb we'll talk!
When Life Gives You Tangerines
>>217429074That's the entire point, it's about privileged do-nothings and their "le problems". Fuck everyone involved in anything like this.
>>217429265It’s such a dumb burger retitle, especially since the fucking fruit is barely relevant at all. I wouldn’t even call it relevant period. It’s significant in exactly one scene in the whole damn show.The real translated title makes far more sense and is actually thematic to the whole show, but I guess it’s too blunt for Netcux.
>>217430682>orphaned daughter a mid century jeju-do haenyeo>privileged
>>217430792Ok I'm an orphan too, where do I sign up for a bullshit job that allows me to live like they do?
>>217430874what are you on about? the luxurious job of small fishing boat captain or low rank manual laborer? this you?
>Hello anon>Remember that time 14 years ago when you ran a red light and caused me to brake harshly?>Well now a freight train is barrelling towards you at 200mph>You have 1.7 seconds to cut off your own head, throw it through the hoop like a basketball then sew it back on, or else the train will hit you>Live or die, the choice is yours
>>217430421>AmandaHow is she so hot guys? I don't even like her type at all, but she's just so wonderful.
>>217430201kek
>>217430591I have had this said to me and I did this
>>217430846It's kino
>>217430277>cadenceDumb ESL
Never see 'Scorpion' discussed here, which is odd because this is the type of geekiness that /tv/ usually likes. Is the autism hate just that strong?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAarjqjlfMwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U402uMSRq1g
It's not a show for nerds, it's a show for old people, like every other mystery procedural.
>>217430237Thought it was tradition on shows like 'Murder She Wrote', 'Matlock', and 'Columbo' for it to be old people making young people look stupid.
$400.00-$500.00 a night would work.
>>217430755Oww the edge>>217430758>>217424772You guys don't worry your girls will get addicted? Like I love blow but I don't want my wife to touch it, I trust my self control but women basically have no agency so I treat them like children. I could see a gf but getting your wife into meth (assuming she wasn't beforehand) sounds risky as fuck, though I can't speak personally to meth
>>217430271I somehow have a folder of over a hundred Jenny AIs and I don't regret it.
>>217416784Story time?How did you find out?What did you see?Did he try to shut you up?Was it you who turned him in?what happened after?How did your sister deal?
>>217430343>>217425834The pirate ship one was pure kino, I remember my older brother always wanted to be at the wheel and did a terrible job steering the ship aha
>>217430807>yeah let's bring more incest rape babbies into the world>let's also not pay for them post-birth>what could go wrong?"no"Keep your hillbilly bullshit to yourself please.
Have you ever bought a product because it has a celebrity’s name on it?
>>217430770C-Can he even say that…!? The libturds ain’t gonna like this one not one bit
Wokebros..... It's over...... They got Rob Schneider
>>217430770Rob Schneider is... a bourbon salesman!Rated PG-13.
I'm a cringe big-city liberals who drinks "onions" and this has triggered me
>>217430770Why are chuddy rightwingers so bad at comedy?
Straight to business: I have decided to start watching Star Wars, at least the first 6 movies, to see what I've been missing. I have never consumed any star wars media prior to this. Of course I know about a likes and plot points but this will be the first time I actually watch any of these movies.>you should start with the OGs before the prequelsno and i dont care. lets start with this one. first the good:>John WilliamsObviously. He's actually too good for this. Somethis the score will be popping the fuck off meanwhile theres nothing interesting happening in the screen. He legit carries this film.>SOME effectsunderwater monsters were really nice, sometimes you also get a good shot here and there. for a 1999 movie? its finenow the bad: Everything else.>the actingThis has to be the most soulless movie I've ever watched. Every actor looks like he doesnt want to be here. I can understand the kid actors (the princess one was legit AWFUL), its the directors job to guide them. But the adults also arent doing anything good. No one shows any emotion, everybody talks the same, theres not a single bit of SOVL in any scene. and this goes on for 2 hours.
>>217430868I only included things that hold up presentation-wise.
Chronological order is correct order. >>217430325Plagueis can be read directly after Episode I.
>>217429802Just a friendly reminder of all the plot problems of the Phantom Menace.>The trade federation blockading a small planet of no worth to protest the taxation of their trade routes makes no sense. Especially when they have many other alternative solutions at their disposal.>There is no visual evidence that the blockade negatively impacts naboo. >It is never explained why Sidious has so much sway over the TF apart from vague notions of fear.>Qui-gon and company somehow travel through the Planet's core via a submarine.>The TF land on the other side of the planet despite having the capability of landing their troops outside the Captiol city.>Gunray has Amidala sent for processing instead of keeping her secure within the palace. Gunray doesn't even have her escorted by droidekas.>The TF somehow expect a treaty signed under duress to be legally binding.>R2D2 being the queen's astromech is a huge contrivance.>The TF attempt to destroy the ship holding the one person they require to sign their treaty. No fighters are scrambled to Intercept. >Jar Jar is brought along to Mos Espa despite being a huge liability that makes our group conspicuous.>Qui-gon's plan to obtain a Nubian Hyperdrive is completely convoluted and takes up way too much time that he admittedly doesn't have.>Qui-gon has numerous other options to get off Tatoonie or obtain the Nubian hyperdrive and uses none of them.>C-3PO is built by Anakin. Another major contrivance in order to reintroduce a character from the OT.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>217430936cont.>The TF has enough pull in the senate to prevent aid to Naboo but not enough to prevent tax increases.>The queen and company are able to break through the blockade to land back on Naboo with no issue. They are able to land without the TF tracking them down.>Sidious/Palpatine still pushes to have the TF capture the queen to sign the treaty despite having changed his plans and no longer requiring the TF any longer now that he is chancellor.>Qui-gon brings a 9 year old to a warzone instead of leaving him with the Jedi Council or Gungans in the Swamp.>Boss Nass makes Jar Jar a general despite knowing his propensity to cause trouble because he "made peace with the Naboo" the complete opposite of what a combat general is needed for. >The queen's guard doesn't immediately start shooting at Maul when he shows up unarmed in the hanger.>Anakin somehow destroys the TF control ship with no combat/flight experience and by complete luck.>Maul allows Obi-wan to jump over him without even attempting to swipe at him. This is after letting Obi-wan dangle off the ledge without using the force to push him into the chasm.>The Jedi Council allow Obi-wan to train Anakin despite having nothing but dangerous premonitions regarding the subject.
>>217429802This is the post where I know you're fucking lying. You had no previous knowledge of SW but>Palpatine sends his goonsMost people watching, unless they saw the originals, did not pick up that Darth Sidious/ Paplatine are the same guy. I'm done reading your thread.
It's literally that easy
>>217430553no, lil zoom zoom
>>217430451oh moi gawd
>>217429026It's on purpose dude, you're giving them too much credit
>>217430553In one of his 70's movies, (maybe Annie Hall) he has a "friend" tell him his call interrupted him screwing two 16 year squealing old girls. He put extra emphasis on the "SIXTEEN" years old to make sure we get the idea he loves young pussy.
>>217425870Start doing this.
Why was she never able to achieve what Sydney Sweeney managed to achieve? Alexandra is cuter, more beautiful, sexier, has bigger tits and more talent
>>217428772Good news.You don't have too.It has already ben spoken too for you.
>>217427608based homo
>>217426763>that picContext?
>>217423887She didn't hit her peak until the most feminised era in Hollywood around #MeToo.She's one of the most beautiful women who has ever existed and they completely wasted her talent.
>>217423887She hasn't rocked with Roberts
