like a ketchup packet being stepped on
>>940828488Very interesting hasbara going on here... What is the semblance to ketchup I wonder...
>>940829732ketchup is red like blood you imbecile
lets talk about how Trump will benefit from this,lets talk about how Trump faked his ASSassination to get re-elected ...
Whitebros.. how do we stop this
>>940824203Stop the billionaires funding it.
>>940824203>Whitebros.. how do we stop thisWhat? Porn stars acting as though they are enjoying the sex? For money? Tricky
Just pretend you liked the green bean casserole, Brayden Sr. Sir.
"Tight fabric. Cleavage. That perfect little bounce in gym shorts. You gooners don’t need nudity—you're not worthy of it. A true Goddess knows that teasing drives a gooner wild, and that’s exactly what you deserve. Not bare skin, but the torment of *almost*. That’s what keeps a good gooner obedient. You *are* a good gooner, aren’t you?"
>>940829819I wish there were more captioners, I hate seeing a super hot cap only to realize it's a niche one-off
Caption worthy?
Scat, shit, poop, caca.Post it here!AI welcome!
I jerk off to scat a lot. Should I just bite the bullet, hire a hooker and try it for real? Any advice?
>>940825727>hire a hooker and try it for real?have fun with the worms
>>940810625>You can always be someone else's human toiletIf you’re willing to pay, sure. If you want a relationship or even free scat hookups, you’re basically out of luck, because Reddit and Fetlife are filled with desperate dudes and there’s basically no women in this fetish. I’ve been trying for years and only found one woman to this with.
Share your stories about your first or best gay experience
> Spend my teen years anxiously never asking out any guys despite wanting them so badly> Hide being gay> At 16 a classmate comes out as gay in front of the class> Nowornever.png> Walk up next to him and say "Me too. I am bi though..."> Girls go wild and tell us that we should date> He says in a joking tone "haha we should"> After school he waits for me at the gate> Gives me his #> He was not jokingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>940827377i've been lucky enough to have a lot of good experiences.my first was when i was in middle school. i was in a school band with a guy who was in the chorus. we were in a group of three guys, and we were the only guys in the chorus
>>940824115>I was at a sleepover with the older Eagle Scout and we’re going to practice stuff for scouts. ... he took me to the bathroom and bent me over the counter and fucked me.That sounds like the Boy Scouts to me.
Do you follow touch typing standards, or are you a troglodyte?
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>>940829566Binding duck or crouch to the scroll wheel to achieve a true legit crouch hop was born out of true bunny hopping being patched. Basically in goldsrc prior to 1.3, a player could achieve speeds faster than running, if they performed a true bunny hop in a Z formation, thus requiring a patch by Valve back then. You can still bunny hop post patch, but one couldn't obtain speed beyond running. I think of surf maps. Crouch hopping is a lot easier to pull off if you have duck bound to your scroll wheel versus using it on your keyboard. Which is why leagues, CAL, ESEA, and CEVO, at the time, didn't allow duck to be bound to your scroll wheel. However, they allowed crouch hopping off of the keyboard is done correctly. It took me a little over 6 months to learn how to do it, in rhythm.>Double tapping Ctrl while running Thankfully, I was able to put the game in third person, via the pertinent cl_ console commands, so I was able to actually see my progress.
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Feeling a little adventurous tonight... care to join?
>>940829774
being ugly 4/10 sucks
>>940826081lol :)
>>940827479100% sure =)
>>940825482PLS SHOW IT >.<
Female Feet Thread
>>940827469Ticklefags should be put up against a wall
Share your stories anons>be me with new gf>first concert trip with gf so I pair with one friend to split hotel cost>get to the room after drinking most of the day after show>friend invites us to continue drinking so we do>smoke and immediately I can see gf is gone>suggest she go splash water on her face and go to sleep>after about 5 min gf walks out of restroom stumbling with just a shirt and thong>gf stumbles onto 1 of 2 bedsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Freshman year of college my gf and I partied with my roommate and drunkenly got into a threesome with him. It was just going to be a blowjob and it was fun for a few minutes, but he turned manipulative. I wouldn’t say he raped her, but she definitely said no and still let him in.
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>>940827125What the fuck.How do you recover from this, holy shit.
Saves and requests
Aryapumpkin , do it
>>940830020Quit nagging the tribber you peasant
>>940830020You already got a trib, chill out faggot
Is there a 4chan alternative for female incels where I can go to thirst trap femcels in real time?
Crystal Cafe
Good Morning anonDon't Kill Yourself.Have a great Tuesday.Praise Odin. Glory to Odin (not all the things).
Roll
instructions unclear... how to get into Valhalla ?
>>940816444Rool
How old were you frens when you finally lost your v-card?Be honest, no LARPing. I wanna know if any of you khv’s (kissless hugless virgins) actually made it or if we’re all doomed.I’m 33. Still a virgin. Still a wizard. Haven’t even held a girl’s hand. Closest I ever got was when a cashier’s fingers brushed mine giving me change and I went home and coomed to the memory. Peak pathetic, I know.Full disclosure: I’m a total gooner. Like, I’ve got multiple tabs of smut open 24/7, edging myself into oblivion. My browser history looks like a war crime. I’ve basically fried my dopamine receptors to the point that a woman smiling at me IRL feels like a jump scare. Sometimes I edge for hours and still can’t finish. Meanwhile Chad sneezes near a girl and she’s dripping for him.Also, not even blessed physically. We’re talking legit micropenis territory here. Not even a funny “small” but clinically tiny. Like a pinky finger that’s shy. It’s actually kind of impressive how useless it is. I’ve measured it, cried, measured again, cried more. It’s the kind of thing that makes me laugh and hate myself at the same time.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>94082598918. An hour and a half with a class hocker my dad paid for me as a birthday gift. It was supoosed to be an hour but I asked for an extra since it was too good. It was the only time I ever had sex tho. Currently 23 old
>>940829927I'd rather stay a virgin than have to always know my dad paid for me to lose it
>>940829927Solid move by your dad anon
>>940829661Gay. But milk and broccoli. In other words - healthy.
>>940829742It's not gay at all, nothing sexual about it.
>>940829947Trust me. It was gay as fuck. Never say that again.
