Hey /fa/, I'm going to an event where people are encouraged to dress up, and the theme is "Bayou Beach party." I have a loose-weave cowboy hat that's similar in style to ones I've seen on actual Louisiana cowboys and country musicians so I think I'll wear that, but I'm at a bit of a loss for the rest of the outfit, anything I've got that fits the "beach party" thing seems more Florida or Hawaii. This event is a night group bicycle ride so I need to be able to ride comfortably in whatever it is too. (I can wear padded undershorts though.) Any ideas?
>>18734594>theme/costume party >tryhard t. Guy standing in the corner all night
>>18734707alternatively - anything in hunting camo + sport sunglasses will also do.
>>18736036dropped my pic
>>18734712>>18735732if you've been to parties like this you KNOW that 95% of attendees half-ass their costume and the last 5% are either the host or the annoying guy. the host is clearly excited about his party so naturally hes gonna be clowned up but the others will be the sociopaths and dweebs who think having the best outfit will get them status and sex.
>>18736040Oh shit hunting camo is a good idea. >>18736246I've seen pics from previous events. Most people seem to go pretty hard.
Nigga, i wear military shirts and cargo pants. Looks dope as hell.
why is this mulatto larping as a Greek
>>18736223And a cute little man-purse. Did you ask the AI to add that specifically?
>>18735245left one looks way better. right is just a downgrade, makes it seem like one of those cases where the body never developed to its full potential due to nutritional deficiencies. can't believe people have been memed into removing features from their faces to make them rounded, boring and less defined.
>>18736038She had the face of a fatty despite having a low bodyfat %
>>18735245how did he fix his skin?
>>18736268>100% white but looks like orgeGod, i love being a superior mutt
>>18736322AI really is soulless.
Is this considered a mullet? What do you ask for to get this?
Not a mullet, it's called overdue for a haircut
Get a mini mullet and then let it grow into that
>>18733558he looks cute with that haircut
How do we revitalize the geezer drape?
>>18735743Troony Soprano
>>18735743very telling that the AI image on the left has super shallow pleats that get pulled taut before they even meet the thighpleated pants have been so shit for so long that its just part of the training data now
>>18736126I guess the default patterns for pleated pants were designed for chicken legs. Tailored some myself, and the instructions usually go with a 0.5 inch deep pleat. For me this pulls open immediately and looks more like a flat front. In order to get something that resembles an actual pleat I need to make it at least 1 inch deep,
>>18735743He lost all his aura >>18736126>>18736147Good observation. I go with at least 1.5 inches myself
>>18736147The pleats on modern pants exist only for the aesthetics, not function.
Just thought I'd put on a fun hat and pose next to a bunch of wires and my Xbox controllerGorillamaxxed saggerchads, our response?
>>18736201Not a big fan of this one. Hat is cool though.
I like those pants.
What are the most effay cultural attires? What cultural costumes do people from your nationality/ethnicity wear? Post them in this thread.
>>18735516I always look on Japanese 2nd hand websites on Mercari or Yahoo and find a Japanese agent to ship to me. $10 is hyperbole though, good ones are under $100
>>18735520>But yeah, instead everyone LARPing in western clothes, every culture should modernize its own traditional clothing if they want to look "modern" and also retain their culture and design language.Says the cattle responsible for globalhomo. The lack of awareness of "mayonnaise people" is all so tiresome.
>>18735520>Look “Modern”But that would be applying western standards of beauty onto other cultures’ garbs. That would just lead everyone back to LARPing as westerners.Though I guess you would like fashion of the 1920s across the world.
>>18735536Do you have any Japanese search terms for men's kimono and for summer weight items? I found a few second hand kimono selling websites that are dirt cheap but none of them mention anything about whether the fabric is for for summer or not.
>>18736235Search haori I guess? But that’s more of a jacket that you drape over yourself. Most are made in silk and unless they’re padded, they’re fit for the weather
Do they suit Me?
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Least insane transgender in his glasses choice
>>18733827What phenotype is this
>>18733827Why do those frames look like a toy
>>18733827bro u handsome ass fuck
collared shirt and sweaterto tuck or not to tuck?
depends on the collar size/type imo, a more pressing question would be v-neck or crew sweater if you're wearing it over a shirt
How do you wear this? I'm usually warm enough not to need a sweater over the shirt
>>18736153do you live in flowda?
>>18736039Always tuck for crew, mostly tuck for v.>>18736053Depends on face type, hair cut and upper body shape. V tends to be more relaxed, but if you are tall and slim with brokkoli hair, it might not be your best choice.
how it it possible to be this tasteless after 15 years on a fashion forum?
>>18726206OP...youre black?? Why?
>>18734481>>18734538>Not so subtle bbc fetish
>>18726206>14" inseam>size 13 shoesDude's feet are as long as his legs.
>>18731242>>18731244good take but i'd just sum it up as "tastelessness" implies he's doing it on purpose or on accident and either way its not good
>>18726206>15 years on a fashion forumI mean there are niggaz on here still wearing sambas or doing techwear lmfao, some people will just never get it.
>I hate cock
>>18732173>But it's millenials who are covered in tats and also dressed like turbo whores. Pick one.NTA but it probably depends on where you live. Where I live almost all people of Gen Z above 18 are absolutely covered in tattoos. And a lot of them getting stupid shit like face tattoos and eyeball tattoos as well. Can't imagine that THAT is gonna age well. Just because some stupid rappers and shit have face and eyeball tattoos doesn't make them cool. By the time they realize that by the time they're like 40 or so they're gonna feel so retarded.
>>18729666>girls dressed like 80 year old men
>>18729722I do miss the jeans of the early 2000s. Super tight, and worn low enough to see her butt-crack every time she sat down. Even that was nothing compared to the skin-tight yoga pants, and tights without a skirt, that totally replaced jeans ("cause they're so comfortable").That said, I don't think that young women are trying to be unattractive, cause when i go to the beach, the bikinis are way way more revealing ("cheeky") than they were when girls were wearing tights for pants.
>>18729666Took a 23 year old out yesterday abd she had jorts like these on. What is happening to the youth?
>>18732173truth nuke
baseball hat: numalebucket hat: CHAD
The actual watch thread.Previous : >>18732018
>>18736197hardlex is better>replaced movement with same movement
>>18736810Hardlex is shit, and the 007 comes with the 7S26, retard.
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>Summer fashion
Just admit you’re fat and have ugly legs.
>>18735973The opposite problem actually, im a sickly pale skeleton
>>18735973Only fatfucks need to wear shorts in summer because they'd sweat like pigs if they wore pants, and also because no pants fit properly on them. So wearing shorts in summer is fat (and gay) coded. Be better. Picrel is how people used to dress in summer back when the majority of the population wasn't fat and wearing plastic clothes.
I miss this nigga like you wouldn’t believe
Where did he go
>>18735410Hedi Slimane? He is no longer cool and he was weird with the models. He is a gay clown kid diddler.
>>18735410>niggawhy do zoomers talk like a teenage wigger with a 2 inch penis
