Dark Academia and other cores that make you look smart. Post inspo, talk about our style God Waldun, shitpost; just keep it chill, y'all.
>>18367069Learn how to read dumbass. They’re not ACTUALLY wearing gorpcore.
>>18366707>cromwell>deep voice with puritan chud aurauh based
>>18366446400k subs. He's hot right now. And you are shit. Seethe kek
>>18366538So /lit/'s version of ja/ck/ then, got it.
>>18366450lurk moar jew nigger glowie
look, this shit don't work if you're in your 20's. You will look like an autist because the only way to get your torso to be 1/3 of your body is either tucking in your shirt (gay boomer) or wearing a small, cropped shirt (also gay, and uncomfortable). These days, the trend is wearing boxy shirts untucked with baggy jeans and sneakers. Also consider what your average person looks like, the physiognomy you'll have combined with a weird tucked in shirt will make you look like a fucking freak
>>18369221He fucks the "girl" who tucks.
>>18369068bruh unc be crashing out on /fa/
>>18369061Tuckcels are mentally ill. There's some fat boomer here who keeps posting an atrocious fit of his where he tucks a thick jumper into his jeans and it looks comical. Rule of thirds victims are clowns.
>>18369067In the 90s especially alternative or surfer scenes we tucked in our t shirts. If you didn't it's because you were trying to hide your fat.
>>18369067You're around basic people.
Is he effay, eff ay?
>>18369248>anyone disagreeing with my Russian-sponsored propaganda must be a shill>Ukrainians aren't my people tho?I didn't mean Ukrainians though. Russians want you to hate your fellow American people: minorities, women, LGBT, and so on. They would do anything to divide and weaken your country.
>>18369253>minorities, women, LGBTAnd you think these groups feel some kind of affinity with white men? Russians have more in common with us than the aforementioned groups.
>>18369246I feel like I'm the only person in the world who doesn't think Borat is funny.
>>18369263Borat isn't funny. Nothing sasha has ever done has been funny. What if I did a mike myers type character as man on the street is a youtube tier idea
>>18369230He's head of state. Wear a fucking suit. Suits are militaristic anyway. Whatever logic behind this is humiliation ritual for us. Haha look western citizens we give money to this zog clown in olive drab.
>QOTT: What's your latest mod, and what's the next you have planned (if any)?I finally got around to getting a second eyebrow piercing, next up is an erl bridge~
>>18369040you should get a septum
>>18369851It was my first piercing lol. Way ahead of ya!
>>18369893it's a bit crooked here but dw it's been healed for awhile now lol. it's a fun stim toy to have on your face.
>>18366574>>18367751got my septum pierced last summer, really been eyeing snake bites or eyebrow piercing a lot
>>18366589holy BASED
is this appropriate office attire?
How's your /noshave2025/ going, lads? You didn't KEK and shave, did you?
I feel bad for them
alcoholism
Ausfag here, I just spent over 1.5k AUD on a whole new wardrobe. I copied various athletes' casual outfits from their Instagrams. You're right, Australians do dress like shit. Everyone wears the same thing but with only the slightest variations. I hate every single item of clothing I've just purchased. I don't want to dress like this. But I have to because I'll be leaving the house soon and will be outside every day for two weeks so I really need to blend in and not draw attention to myself.
Which has better design/proportions/utility/etc?
Pelagos mogs black beta and chudmariner
>>18370358It looks like a seamaster but gay
>>18366740Rolex just for lols
>>18370358why are you wearing a right handed watch on your left hand
>>18371038The crown gives my hand booboos. All watches should be like this.
Haven't had one in a while
>>18369932https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-drop_rule
>>18369910Yes they did, saar. They most certainly did. Let's get you back to your designated shitting hole, huh saar? That's more your speed, as opposed to communicating with humans.
they all look disgusting
>>18369603 I think the lazy curls look better than overly stylized ones that took an entire bottle of hair product to achieve
>>18369601she looks like a microphone
where does /fa/ shop?I mostly thrift but I'm curious where you guys go.
>>18371101japanese stores that directly ship to america like bears, hinoya, rodeo japan, denimio etc.stores off rakuten and yahoo auctions japan using fromjapan as proxy.and the usual suspects for western thrift websites/ebay/etsy/etc. other than that, just the websites or ig pages of small makers.
Does a men bun suit me?
A man bun goes best when paired with a man beard, and optionally a man shirt and man pants.
>>18364911i think you tie it too tightly, its better to have a little volume, beside it will make you go bald
>>18364911That's not a man bun, faggot. That's more like a man clit. Grow your hair longer before trying to do bun. It should be at least as big as a tennis ball.
>>18365017>at the simultaneous timeWhat kind of ESL is this?
>>18364911what's the point of having long hair and always keeping it in a bun? let that shit hang loose, it's sexier and women love it. when I had long hair women used to tell me that all the time, and then ask what products I used because they were envious of my luscious locks
Why does every shoe have a heel?I am not a Butcher trying to keep my feet out of the blood, I am not a Horseman stating in the stirrups, I am not a manlet trying to deceive others about my height, nor am I a woman.
it wears faster than the center, so it makes sense to have more material there
>>18371086>just shorten your Achilles tendon, goyim.
>>18371091You jest but this is why western society can't squat with their heels on the floor
>tfw you just tried out the piece of clothes that you've been wanting for a quite sometimes for the first time>realized that it doesn't fit your body type and no matter how much you want to cope about it, it isn't going to change the fact that you're short and your thighs and ass are too small to make it works like in one of those inspo pics you gotowned.
>>18368171>$200 for something you'll easily get 10k wears out of is nothingYou'll easily wear a single pair of jeans daily for 27 years straight?
>>18364610Latinas from Texas and New Mexico
>>18369990i'm at 17 years on a pair i used to do construction in, they still look fine.if you go outside the city you'll see boomers at costco and walmart wearing insanely faded out stone wash jeans they've been wearing decades. its not very unusual. this guy's dungarees look old as fuck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzCYkwnj6I8 for example.jeans kinda last forever when you size up and get looser fits from back from before the primary design considerations were dictated by hollywood. the reason redditors jeans don't last is they size down on skinny fit shit.
how they fit on me. 'repro inspired' fit somewhere between 30s-40s era type beat. upsized 5 sizes i was heavier when i bought them but they still fit fine. sometimes i wear them an inch lower than pic off my hip.
>>18371029Are you retarded? We're talking about 27 years DAILY wear. Do you think ANY of the cases you mentioned are people that have a single pair that they worse since their young adulthood into old age, daily?
I fucking love this autistic sperg so much
>>18370375Even if shorter cut jackets are 'period correct' or whatever they look bad on him because hes an aging 5'6 brown millennial with onions thighs and a gut. The whole "high rise high waist" silhouette thing of all these repro clothes only works if you actually have a waist, and aren't cramming a decade of craft beers into the waistband of 18oz raw denim.He could go buy normie priced normie clothes from a normie store and look better than he currently does.
>>18370387>Even if shorter cut jackets are 'period correct' or whateverthe length he's wearing was considered a standard length jacket up until the 1990's when the bleed-in of influence from gangster rap changed mens silhouettes. the length you're used to being "regular" right now was considered tall/x-tall. its not very anachronistic. >they look bad on him because hes an aging 5'6wrong.short guys should be wearing short jackets, or full length coats. and nothing in between, as they look like children in hand me downs wearing them. cropped jackets on short guys are proportionally the same as a standard length on a average height/proportion guy. he goes a little extreme with the crop sometimes but he looks very normal proportioned for a short guy in the jackets he doesn't. the biggest pitfall short guys make is they fuck their vertical proportions, leading them to get subconsciously read as being kids. >He could go buy normie priced normie clothes from a normie store and look better than he currently doesany 2025 normal length jacket off the rack at the mall will go past his crotch and look absolutely ridiculous. right now he could buy zoomer-crop fit jackets and sweaters but that is a recent trend that has not always been an option. >physiquegive it another year on his fitfag arc. look at his white tshirt video - his physique is different than a lot of these pics now.
>>18370379>>18369780hard agree. only tall guys should do that. he likes showing his boots off for the gram but if i were him i would hem my trousers to full break, it's the main thing that looks off and uptight about his fits.
>>18370387u are right though he does look off. the floaty pants can make the jacket look off because it throws off all his vertical proportion.
hey, i hate this little manlet cocksucker, his fits genuinely suck, and i hope nothing but the worst for him. let me tell you why: you know that guy who takes up golf, and buys the most expensive equipment possible even tho he sucks at it? yeah. well, this guy is the fashion equivalent of that. he drops thousands on the most expensive shell cordovan shoes, the rarest and most expensive japanese horsehide jacket money can buy, and throw it together and think it looks amazing because it costs like 10 grand, therefore it must look fantastic right? it looks terrible, unnatural, larpy, unflattering, etc. hes a guy whoo knows zero about what actually looks good but thinks because he has a bunch of expensive pieces, its automatically fashionable and looks amazing. hes trying to 'buy' what cannot be bought. some dude working on a ranch with 40 dollar wranglers and a carhartt jacket will look better than this guy 10 out of 10 times. to give another comparison, its like when a sports team (say the yankees) spend a boat load of money assembling the best players, but yet they dont function well as a team so its alll a waste. this guy just throws the priciest articles together into a fit, thinking that will make it look good. it doesnt.
>slepth with dozens of women, get complements from them and cosmetologists, look 5 years younger my age>clearly see asymmetries in my face, hate every detail of ithow do I lookmaxx naturally?what are some legit tips?When I like how I look I feel like Gaston but when I don't like how I look I feel like shit
>>18369140Sleeping with women doesn’t mean you’re attractive, I’m very unattractive and have a body count of over 75
1. Body fat % - tricky because your face is most handsome around 8% but your body is most attractive closer to 18% (if you’re a bit muscular so you have to find the right % between 8% and 18% for you)> Hair - take finasteride/dutasteride, minoxidil, ketoconazole, and/or tretinoin if you’re thinning, receding, and/or balding, also find a few haircuts that work for your most men look best with a bit longer or very dapper haircuts, that warrior cut, buzz cut, balding shit looks good on VERY HANDSOME men who would look better with longer hair or who are thinning badly and so can’t don longer hair> ears - trim your ear hair> Eyebrows - RapidBrow and minoxidil for thicker eyebrows > Facial hair - minoxidil for beard if you don’t have one, find beard styles that work for you, a bit of curated stubble (2-3 days of growth for me) usually looks best on most men, shave any here below the top of your Adam’s apple> lips - brush your lips when you brush your teeth to make them fuller, use a small amount of lip plumper > teeth - braces, whitening> neck, collar, shoulders, upper arm - remove hair > upper back - maybe remove hair> chest, belly, lower back - keep a bit of hair but trim> pubic - bit of hair but trim> upper thighs - bit of hair but trim> feet - nobody gives a fuck about male feet so just trim your damn toenails and lotion when they get dry as fuck you sicko> height - wear modest shoe lifts (less than 1”)> skin and anti-aging - daily sunscreen especially in winter, Tretinoin for anti-aging, some kind of moisturizing sleep mask, good sleep (sleep deprivation dries your skin badly), get sun/tan a little, don’t bother with melanotan it’s too drastic and unhealthy, tattoos work for some guys but not most so probably steer clear Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>18370516He should at least preserve his good looks by addressing UV damage and aging. The optimal skincare routine for men without acne or other skin problems is just sunscreen twice per day (AM, around or just after Noon) and tretinoin or some other anti-aging treatment in the PM. Tretinoin has also been shown to fix dark circles and eye discoloration as well as hair loss.
Just moisturize your shit and wear sunscreen.
>>18369140Clitty we all know it's your 5'7 ass making this thread, interesting image choice btw
