Summer is approaching.What hat does /fa/ recommend and where to get it in Melbourne?
>>18577661>Melbourne
>>18577661Akubra
>>18577666>>18577675that looks lame asalso it only shows up in the womens clothing search too
>>18577873I cant help where I'm born>>18577903Elaborate.
>>18578124>I cant help where I'm bornno but you can help where you live.poofta
Could we have a fragrance thread that's focused on actually smelling good and attractive rather than obsessing over painfully dated stuff that smells like what your grandpa wears?I'm trying to find a good fragrance for this winter, something that's versatile, sweet and sexy. I used to wear Noir Extreme but finished the bottle and am looking to try something new.
>>18571212Its a Beautiful fragrance, very realistic crushed green apple off the top, not sure I like the price though and there is a dupe called Aether Extrait by French Avenue (more synthetic). But if moneys not an object, it Slaps. So does Sedley btw which doesnt have a good dupe.
>I am presently doused in Stetson. >I am a zoomer. >What will the fairer-sex do?
>>18578080Need feedback on this as well. I like it, but it’s definitely retro. Same for Jovan>>18577441Dill Pickle mode
>>18577441Santal 33 is so incredible -- but once these two sort-of metrosexual/performative rich boys walked past me smelling of it and I was instinctively so contemptuous of them. Why am I like this?>>18578080I wish Stetson's chypre opening stayed a little longer. This is easily the most budget chypre I know of. -- And it's originally by the house of Coty, inverters of the Chypre. Amazing.What I like about Stetson is that it is discernably comprised of only 3 smells at most. Chypre, shave soap, and toasted marshmallow. It's addictive.
>>18578188>rich boysObvious you was just well jealous, babe. Or you realised they bought and slapped on a 200 quid fragrance without a fraction of the thinking you put into it>>18578080>>1857816913 years ago I wore Pino Silvestre to HS for a few days until I heard a girl ask out loud "Who smells of old people?" I also wore Azzaro pour Homme for longer and got no reaction. I imagine they'd react something between those two
Why aren't you /Militarymaxxing/?
>>18577071>but don't call me a twink, that's gay.Yeah, I wouldn't call you that either, but I would say you look like a candyass. Fix yourself.
>>18578152is ok for you post tits
>>18578152There's a whole blonde who does that on youtube. https://youtu.be/RSjddFnyCB4
>>18577028you have bad troon-dar. the best way to quickly tell the difference between a ftm and a skinny guy is from the head width to shoulder width ratio. most women are going to be a ratio of 2-2.5 heads to shoulder, and most men are around 2.5-3. there are outliers in both groups but they are statistically rare.that guy has about a 2.8 head to shoulder ratio. around dead average for a man. can't tell exactly because his face is blurred. nothing about that pic suggests he's an ftm.
>>18578061feds usually wear cargo pants, and they have that pot belly build like the pepe in pic related
Do I look onions (onions)?
>>18578489>banjo>bass>mandolinbased>>18578498agree i feel like u gotta pick between long hair and beard because both is a bit much. and you have a good jaw so keep the hair.try amodimethicone conditioner i have the same texture and it fixed my frizz.
>>18578498>>18578499My wife likes the mutton chops and sometimes in public randomly they really pop. I'm not familiar with how fast this board moves but I think I have enough growth I can bring back the chops by tomorrow afternoon. People seem to think it looks cool
>>18578511Thats a niche taste but if it works for you do it
>>18578512I have to go to sleep and then work but if this thread is still active I'll post the chops. If not I'll make a new thread in about 15 hours and continue to defend myself.
>>18578048>>18578489You have a CDL? I take back my words >>18578051 >>18578174. I apologize Brother.
Are overalls /fa/
>>18556087>She's the best girl for a reason.Next to Venus getting mogged by the superior woman>best girllol, lmao even
>>18577774Cute af, absolutely girlfriend-pilled
WAHAT
Why is every hot chick i see dating a fat guy now? since when did they become /fa/?
>>18578437What did anon mean by this?
>>18578437touch grass
>>18578491i did and thats what i saw. go outside in america and mexico.
>>18578464
How do you sort your laundry?
Everything that gets tumble dried goes in one loadEverything delicate that needs a wash bag goes in another load
i segregate my laundry into whites, darks and coloreds
>whites>colored>gym clothes (synthetic fibers)
>>18578290>>18578317>>18578323that's sissy
How to chud/incelmaxx? Seems like the new thing hot women like.
You mean ugly, Asian women?They've been the default for incels and unwanted fuggos for decades. Maybe even a century.
>>18575887This is considered an ugly woman to you? Looks better than 99% of the women you got in America by virtue of being skinny
>>18575879She has a cute faceAlso, for long term relationships, values and vibe over looks. Self respect and how you carry yourself. Aura, inner work maxing. Not for vanity.
>>18575879>Seems like the new thing hot women like.News to me, lol.
>>18575879Dont shower
Anti aging general. What should this 26 year old have done to avoid looking 45 at 26?
>>18575759why does her face look so weird? She looks skeletal
>>18575764op is a 37 year old brown troon who doesn't leave his house ever. he will never any girlfriend. he also made most of the posts itt including the dumb shit I am responding to probably.
>>18577771I'd say you have a bad relationship with porn, but I know your type well enough to know that you would probably get off to being shamed for your "porn addiction". And thats cool and all, I don't care to shame people for their fetishes, but please stop bringing your fetish into sfw discussions and trying to pass it off as earnest racism.I can't say its especially healthy to be jerking off to your own racist cuck anxiety, if you truly believe the premise of it all. The highs are gonna diminish, and the lows are going to make you suicidal eventually.I'm into the whole Sissy/Force-Fem thing, so take it from someone who themselves is in orbit of that sphere of fetishes, your relationship with what gets your rocks off becomes a lot more stable and healthy once you understand that at the end of the day, its just kayfabe. No, there is no "Black New World Order", white women aren't cuckholding white men for blacks en masse, and if anything is taking away your chances to find a partner, its your own insecurity in your own sexuality. People can tell when it oozes out of you. Trust me, most black men resent the idea they're fetishized as "sexually superior brutes", and if you stopped indulging your racist anxieties and listened to their perspective on this, you wouldn't be so shamefully scaroused by it.https://youtu.be/RP1YI6Wi6gsSure, I'm into being sissified, but not because I'm insecure about my masculinity or anything, I'm just naturally submissive, and genuinely just find the aesthetic of feminized males appealing. I strive towards beauty, I don't revel in fear of my own ugliness. Maybe you could give it a shot too, if you don't feel the whole "being a manly bitch-fucking chad" thing is working out for you. Go on /soc/, find a dommy boyfriend, jerk off to femboy porn like a normal faggot. It's what got me out of the same shame-hole you're probably in.
>>18578335Bro just fuck off go seek you "dommy daddy" on reddit
>>18578472i already got one, i'm good
Why is xvideos likes not registering? why is the like dislike ratio on the video not changing? is the site glitched?
>>18578454Its botted to hell and fake and gayNever believe half of that bs
>>18578454Was this meant for /g/? Go back to the watch thread bro
>>18578456>Its botted to hell and fake and gayexplain? i got one video i liked up to 1200 likes many months ago. today, i tried upvoting a video i liked several times on different devices but the upvotes never change. its fucking weird.
>puts an ugly red bumper on your neutral black and white canvas sneakerheh
>>18578139just shave it off
>>18578030a small price for fashionable and cheap shoes vans are GOATED
>>18578374The name brand is called keds
>>18578078Imo converse but vans have more toe room so its more comfy
>>18578078converse with cholo outfit, vans with skater outfit
>incelrunmenActually sells sexcore, implying the customers are sex-havers
>Champion>Wear this brand>still a loser
I mean, at least you tried.
>>18577634Dress the lifestyle you want to have. Also those clothes look shitty even on those muscly models.
>>18577634>>18577635>>18577840good thread
>TopmanClothes are actually designed for pass around party bottom twinks
do your friends mog you?
>>18577612When I had friends, maybe?
>>18577797what do they call your group of manlets when you are out?
>>18577792That east asian man fucks girls
>>18578227
When did cosplaying become so fatphobic
maybe you don't realize it but 2XL and 3XL sizes require literally double the amount of fabric material to produce, be glad they're only bumping up the price $20, what you're really doing is making all skinny people subsidize your unhealthy body type.
>this costume is only in stock for male sizes
>>18578265it's a male character and it's a male cosplay
>>18578265bridget is male and you don't play guilty gear, poser.
>>18578299I love otokonoko. Kondo Mumu is fun to hang out with.
What would be Jesus's signature fragrance?
>>18576779Jesus was hidden in Egypt for a time. If he looked like a European, how could he hide in Egypt? The white Jesus is a picture of a homosexual, aristocratic Catholic, similarly arrogant as Trump, who also thinks he is guided by God.
>>18576794The rumour that DaVinci was gay lovers with Borgia was debunked. There is no similarity between Borgia and DaVinci's Jesus portrait, or the portrait you have on the left on your pic, which is extremely obvious after 5 seconds of examination.Jesus looked like a typical man from Galilee, because Romans needed Judas to point Jesus out for them. Jesus could hide in Egypt without looking like an Egyptian because He was hiding from Herod, who had no power in Egypt, and could not search for Him there; and Egyptians did not care about some random refugee.Text on both sides of your pic is dumb, do yourself a favor and stop living in ameripolitics context.
>>18575825the one that smells like a cloud, encre noir or whatever (im wearing it now btw)
>>18576794>how could the european man hide in the greek colony of egypt, filled with greeks?Also >>18576814 makes great points, you wear fedoras with tshirts and sweatpants. Take your weird fetish somewhere else, we are talking about cologne here.
>>18575857Oh no, he smelled like nafri youths in Hamburg with Boss Bottled Absolu???
