>>18668494
Here is what I always tell everyone, in all caps word by word to really drive it home: STOP. TRYING. TO. APPLY. LOGIC. TO. FASHION. YOU. WILL. ONLY. FRUSTRATE. YOURSELF. MORE. AND. MORE. SO. JUST. STOP. TRYING
The more you realize that the more relaxed you will be. Fashion is not about how things should be or what makes the most logical sense. It's about what's currently considered normal and accepted regardless if it makes sense or not. And a lot of times fashion can just change on a dime just because some famous person started a certain trend and now everyone suddenly wants to be like them
In regards to shorts in specific that's exactly what happened because one night everyone was fine with short shorts but then tomorrow everyone ditched them for really long shorts because Michael Jordan decided he hated the short shorts and everyone wanted to be like Michael Jordan

>>18649407
in my eyes this is what MEN'S shorts look like. growing up only women's shorts were above the knee so that'll forever be my association

>>18668784
Based. No matter how hard I try I just can't take a man seriously if his shorts go even half a centimeter above his knees. Back when I grew up that was enough to end your entire social life at school.

>>18668784
>>18668824
Jesus fucking Christ why do men gotta make such a big deal over the length of their shorts of all things?! It doesn't fucking matter! I personally prefer short shorts but there's nothing wrong with long shorts either. Shorts in general are informal wear so it's really not that serious.

>>18668880
people obsess over far more stupid shit regularly. why is this any surprise to you?

Death to watch threads
Death to fragrance threads

I know that I'm a scumbag

>>18667358
Yeah, even dressing slightly better than the unwashed masses makes you stand out like sore thumb. All these fucking animals think that you're trying to look fancy and pompous, when you're just wearing basic clothes like jeans or chinos and maybe a buttoned shirt.

>>18668828
You can still dress tasteful, even “adult” without looking like the Wojak in OP’s picture. Even in hick town USA I dress with style without looking like an office drone or a teacher.

I think a lot of it is this aversion to being cringe. If you look at the recent WAYWT threads, we only have a handful of people even posting their fits. Genuine participation seems to be low as people dont want to be screenshot and then posted as cringe. And then of course the trolling completely derails things, and while there has always been that on here, at least for every troll/bait/low effort reply you would at least get some genuine advice or constructive criticism

>>18660495
I live in the US and have lived near a military base.

>>18660495
No, my friend who married her killed her before i got to see her.

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>>18660495
Yeah, but they don't look like her.

Anyone have more like this?
>>18664699
>>18660495

>>18667403
>>>/hr/5166160

>>18660242
>34
thats basically a zoomer

>>18661076
you dont have to go full on jnco jeans and frosted tips, most guys in their 30's are using baggy or straight jeans with cropped tops, and they look good

you people only deal in absolutes

>>18661180
white looks bad on almost everyone, avoid it unless it's a tshirt or for layering

>>18660209
Like Russel Wong in the film Romeo Must Die. Just be him. He's the Chinese Patrick Bateman.

>>18660273
He looks amazing.

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jeffay casual

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tristate area boomer core

>>18667625
Pedo-maxxer-core

>>18664030
Black shirt, with a zipper

>>18667353
>>18667411
>not navy blue

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best i can do for you

>>18664160
no you cannot look like a fictional character no matter how heavy your dumbbells are
>>18664173
>The chest requires chest flys with heavier weights.
it does not

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>>18664030
It's just this

It’s just a cropped turtleneck sweater with the sleeves removed. Not meant for men.

>>18668806
Wdym not meant for I'll wear what I want thank you

>>18668811
What are you? A gay autistic femboy? Embarrassing!

>>18668815
No I'm bi, undiagnosed and have a muscular/athletic build

>>18668791
icepack

Basic chain necklace in silver. Clip-on raccoon tail. The only people who’d not find it cool are old busted hags.

Iced out rolex/ap

>>18668791
beard beads

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>>18668832
>beard beads
this. a giant dread or a few dreads with beads interspersed looks so cool!

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Hello /fa/shionistas! I'm going to be working on music stuff today to represent effay. The music export consists of the main songs and <30s chants (quick audio clips to be randomly dispersed throughout the match, usually meant for humor). Here are some ideas that I have for the main songs
-Walkout Anthem: Fashionista by Jimmy James
-Victory Anthem: Let’s Dance by David Bowie
-The Wall MOTM Anthem: Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2 by Pink Floyd
-Goalhorn: Fashion by Lady GaGa
-Hamilton-Norwood Goalhorn: It’s Over For Me by Meet Me at the Altar
-Amazon Prime Femboy Golahorn: Hot Topic by bbno$
-Gas Station Cigs/X Was Here I Hate X: Sweet Dreams by Eurythmics

Let me know what you all think about those ideas! If you have your own for either the main songs or the chants, be sure to tell me and I'll try to implement those in as well.

>>18668250
mallwhore freestyle by bladee

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>>18668251
>bladee
Unironically based

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Hello /fa/shionistas! I'm going to be working on the kits today. I was thinking of leaning more towards a classier sort of gimmick in appearance. How do you all feel about these 4 kits that I'm thinking up? Would you all be interested in another sort of idea? Let me know!

>>18668251
I forgot to ask, I believe you want it as a main song right, what do you think it would work well as? Places it can fit are as the walkout anthem, victory anthem, unique victory anthem, a goalhorn, or unique goalhorn

>>18668262
Where to get that jacket?

>>18663719
There is something very onions about purposely fading jeans and then discussing it online.

>>18668620
Why did it change from onions to onions

>>18668621
Because onions are good for you. They boost your testosterone levels, unlike onions.

>>18659439
I agree, although my opinion is that far left and far right are the only good looking ones, everything in between looks stupid. Not sure why but, that's what I've thought for a long time.

>>18668777
Because partially faded denim looks dirty, like there's patches of some kind of stains on them. That kind of a look doesn't go well with a formal outfit.

>>18667014
glasses at THAT price point? kek, sucker.

>>18667135
What's this beard and hair style called? Karlmarxxing?

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>>18667666
he is our lord and saviour, the barefoot farmer!!

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>>18667818
its called growing-your-hair-and-beard-the-way-god(s)-intended-maxxing

>>18667818
>>18667864
Homeless maxxing

>>18664376
Hair on the right is insane drip fr

>>18664575
That's that faggy 2003-2008 helmet hair. I'm so glad that's over. So you still wear that? LOL
Pathetic.

>>18665469
Already growing my hair out for summer because of RE9. This is GOTY and mega influential.

>>18664619
so, so lame

Are there actually any high-end, film/actor-tier wigs with which one could pull this off without growing out their hair?
Longer hair is a chore to care for and I feel like my head is melting when exercising, would wear it to some reunions just for trolls sake

>>18668328
>speed also makes your punch hit harder, physics
Yeah.. so does mass: F=ma.
...
but mass increases at a cubic relationship compared to a square relationship for muscle cross section, so smaller arms win that battle...

>>18668328
>punching force comes from the leg, hips, waist, core, chest and shoulders
The sign of an amateur
>speed also makes your punch hit harder, physics
Yes, but you are missing the mass part of the equation, also physics
>super common knowledge if u actually fight
Which obviously you know nothing about. Amateur, internet knowledge at best. Why bother giving garbage advice that will not stand up to reality. Better yet, go test your "speed" on a heavy bag. Like a fly hitting it, you will barely make it move.

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>>18668510
>>18668600
hes seen my face w/ multiple visible breaks in my nose but he finds it hard to believe i fight ya k lmao
keep coping im literally better than you in every way attractiveness, strength, how much of a man i am, quality of women i get, taste in cars, city i live in, how nice my house is etc etc. looks tuff. last time i broke it i set it with my fingers and didn't quite get it right.
let's see your fit pic, tough guy.
>has seen my full face pic before.
>claims to know fighting
>didn't notice the broken nose, broken maxilla, broken mandible.
not addin up.
sorry having a hobby and one of the most common professions is hard to believe for you try to get a more interesting life or idunno just kill yourself youre probably a welfare leech disabled person with how many hours you spend on here
lets be real for a sec here if you were stuck in a ring with me with nothing but your shorts you'd be lucky to make it to 2 minutes awake whats extra funny is that when you started schizophrenically obsessing over me probably like 30-50% of the posts you thought were me and replied to were other people. pigslim is a delusional narcissistic cope you came up with in your mind to rationalize an aryan white guy being better than you lol. its also kind of a creepy nickname it sounds like the kind of slang cannibalism weirdos use online just saying. pigslim a figment of your imagination. the slim is not pig. you've created a strawman effigy of what you think i am in your mind because my actual character is pretty unassailable im a socially well adjusted oldfag and im one of the posters who comes here because im mildly autistic and into fashion as a form of expression, the history, runway, etc. i don't only wear denim stuff btW i have a very diverse wardrobe that's just my daily uniform as a lad in the pacific northwest its the canadian in me.

>>18667620
fit actually goes hard
>>18668295
deep cut reference. kino game

>>18668696
It goes incredibly soft. Söyft.

>>18668607
Believe it or not, not everyone wants to dress like a nigger/manchild.

>>18668633
Then why is it the most pushed style on here?

>>18667428
it's the navy button-uo. They actually suck ass for pairing with almost everything. I'm wearing one right now and it looks dire.

>>18668717
Yeah, navy blue button up shirts just look uncanny. As if you're wearing a shirt made out of pants/suit fabric.

his physique is sloppy and even in baggy clothes you can tell. sloping shoulders, narrow width, protruding belly. nothing fits, sleeves too long, pants too short. his waist isnt narrow enough for pleats.

>>18668135
A good haircut and some distressed denim in a grunge look would probably stop the “little guy” vibe.

>>18668033
https://poshmark.com/listing/Apollo-Race-and-Rally-Wear-England-Ferrari-Jacket-5e376dec74af4746b558bd46

Puma Muenster

Do they make you shorter? The some feels like walking barefoot, is it paper thin, or is that just a feeling they give. How do they. Compare to an average Rebok classic or something?

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>>18668732

what is our go to sock brand? everything ive bought in the past year has holes already