My little foid is starting to acquire a collection of Lolita fashion, what should I wear so I don't look like a greasy pedophile with cargo shorts and zelda T-shirt (this is hyperbolic a bit)
>>18735079wife actually
>>18734723If you’re calling her your little foid, I’m afraid the fedora is entrenched in your aura and people can tell you’re a predator regardless of what you wear. Have fun with the new outfits tho.
>>18734723Ugly cat I hate this breed
>>18737937triggered
>>18738103>talk like an absolute spastic pajeet>hehe triggered much???
The fallen king of /fa/ seems to be back on the internet. What now?
>>18735668you'd need king arthur to pull me out of that ass after i'm done with it
>>18735668Wow, his back his beautiful. And his hair, and his well, everything!Are there any clothes that allow you to show off your back, as a guy?
>>18737932Yeah, your birthday suit.
>>18735980Just stop being a fat freak.
>>18735782>>18735980good morning sirs
Watch thread.Previous: >>18736096
>>18737680Are you a beaver?
>>18738043You are such a fucking snob. And you can't back it up.
>>18738063>Swiss only Fuck yourself, poser.
>>18738067no there are wall clocks with sweeping hand
>>18738492my cheap clocks are now all sweeping, exept for an old one that has the loud second tick, which is very useful for timing activities and counting seconds
I'm not out to make a fashion statement or delude myself into thinking I'm the main character of an action movie, I just want a nice hat for the summer/bad hair days. Problem is that I despise baseball caps. Not gonna go with a fucking fedora or a cowboy hat or some bullshit of course, and it's too hot for beanies.I like the look of these type of hats but the problem with these is that if they are just slightly off they look insanely larpy or dorky, they can't be too big or look too military. Also you can't fucking buy them anywhere for some reason. Open to other types of hats, seriously my manes are absolutely out of control on some days a hat would be such an easy fix
>>18737801>>18737821Same guy.Nahh OD green is good to go and probably one of the best options next to tan. No Military really wears those colours anymore.
>>18737796
>>18737796If it's solid color and not camo, there's very little risk of anything. Modern baseball caps look so goddamn stupid. They didn't have those ultra long bills originally.
>>18737796castro hats are always worn by faggot 40 year old baldcel "skaters" desperately trying to look 16. absolutely faggotry unless you're a central/south american dictator. also why would you wear something with that extremely gay gigantic logo on it? why does the faggot in the picture have the top shirt button buttoned? kys
>>18737946GUESS WHO'S BACK
The kings of old money quiet luxury
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>>18738013 Maybe back when it was called Burberrys.
>quiet luxury>their plaid pattern is about as gaudy and iconic as LV logos stamped all overalso 1k for a scarf is fucking retarded, sorry. something easy to forget or can blow away should not be more than a hundred bucks.
>>18738064you're not going to forget a 1k scarfyou're right about the price being retarded
Would a silk shirt look gay on a dude
>>18737975So ALL men's fashion for the past 200+ years has been one big "old money" LARP LMAO. Men in general stopped wearing bright colors and ornate designs because rich men 200 years ago stopped wearing them. So the peasants and proles started to ape them to appear high status and rich by LARPing as old money men dressed in basic neutral colored clothes and non-ornate designs.
No, if you have a great build. If you have narrow shoulders or you are kind of fat, don't wear it.
>>18737979That's kind of fashion used to work, yes. Until "hip-hop culture", people didn't go out of their way to imitate the poorest, most degenerate parts of society.
>>18738006Not just hip hop culture. Hollywood celebrities and tech bros also started dressing like shit. It got especially bad during the last 10 years. They all started dressing like poors and hobos to appear humble and relatable, and the masses as always saw this as a sign of wealth, status and privilege and again started aping the rich who were LARPing as poors like them.
>>18738044They are just immitating Paris, Berlin and London style pre and around y2k. Nobody cares what techbros or celebrities are wearing apart from literal NPCs.
For me, it's the Gaytona
Poorlex Gaytona
Can’t get behind it. Looks so goofy if you aren’t a sailer or pilot or take a car to a track at least.
Shill thread
reminder: this is how the anon who called your style shit looks like
>>18736361id on those boots?
We should London meet end of august and all get mugged.
>>18736361always funny to see some tard like you grandstanding over knowing the most mainstream shit possible
>>18736071>imagenAnon...
insane how dylan mogs literally everyone completely effortlessly
Why did women stop wearing them?
>>18735673this doesn't even look good on her, much less the average fatty.
>>18737723this is massive cope and homosexually anti-navalist
>>18737128Your fatfuck insecurity is showing, fatty. Jeans can fit like anything and they will not make you look fat as long as you're not actually fat yourself. Do retards like you even understand how to tell if someone's fat or not? As long as your shoulders and chest are wider than your waist and you have a flat belly, as a man you will never look fat even if you wear loose pants. Stupid fucking shut in NEETs. Go outside, touch grass and look at how clothes fit on actual people, instead of just staring at flat photos and videos on a screen.
>>18736908Yeah, you don't get it, do you? Only hot people could wear low rise jeans; if you were a fat ass, you could never wear them. That's basically the point of them; it created a filter. We are going to have a bunch of dysgenic fat freaks in the future because now fashion is catering to fat garbage genes.
>>18737996These men look like they have a big fat lower half. The denim being heavy and rigid exaggerates the effect. If you want to dress in diapers be my guest, copefag
Should I buy everlane supima cotton underwear for 16 each or is it a meme?
>>18737767i personally store my cock in a pickle jar when i don't need it
>>18737770do you do vinegar brine or just salt? i've been thinking about pickling my cock and am unsure whitch is preferrable. /ck/ didn't have a concrete answer either
>>18737762Yes you should. You shouldnt buy boxers, though.
>>18737917Why not? Anything between Boxers - Trunks looks normal to me and I don't know the difference
>>18737767>28 bucks to put your fucking ass and balls on itlol, lmao even
wtf is this shit?
The future is AsianGet onboard or get left behind
>>18736607amwf?
>>18735622You missed Kim Jong Il and the 'congratulations' anti-watch anime thread. You might be on to something.
>>18737993That’s Kim Jong Un. The fat one is Un and the one with the pompadour and sunglasses is Jong Il.
>>18736607>the subtle dog
What's pic related fit? How do I dress as him?
>>18735365I see where to begin, thanks Anon.
>>18735365Where do I get his shoes?
>>18735304What do you mean what? It's a three piece suit, retard.
>>18735784Υes thank you.
>>18735771They look like simple fancy black shoes that are specifically wide, would like them too if I know where to get them for all sizes.
post best george fits
>>18737654the big Lebowski disagrees
>>18737724The Dude became iconic because he was so odd in the 90s. Today, 95% of men on the streets dress like him. The only thing missing is the bathrobe.
>>18737654This. Words matter. But I don't agree that people were better dressed in the 90s. There have always been lazy pajama people.
>>18737654>-ass suffixOh WOTAN, I hate that millennial goylennial skibidenelllial so much it's beyond all reason
>>18735437thats a nice sweater, wtc?
Boomers putting on their Sunday's best for the Lord
>>18736709I've got my eye on some high end clown shoes
>>18736940what type of Indian are you?
>>18736940SAAAAAR
>>18736788low top shoes are also gay like those ankle socks women wear
>>18736940big if true
why are all the hanes/gildan shirts so long that they cover your ass. why do you have to go to zara and buy a $50 tshirt to be able to have less material
>>18737714i don't have a uniqlo near me cause i don't live in japan or new york. if i order online it's gonna cost shipping once to get it and another time to return it if it doesn't fit well
>>18737712Because most men these days are fatfucks so they put the extra material to cover their fupa. They also know you faggots sag your pants. So the extra length is necessary to cover your exposed crotch.
Gildan aren't cropped (the heavy ones), if anything they're shorter than most fast fashion after they've been washed once.Gildan Hammer is literally the perfect fit.
t-shirts are underwear, they're meant to be tucked in.
learn to hem you're shirts if you want to have cropped tees for cheap
