Skinny jeans are making a comeback
>cock and balls are making a comeback
>>18753056dont call it a cockbacki been here for years
Skinny jeans are the most ridiculous style of clothing I have ever seen. Men do not need to purchase anything that looks like they are for women. I do not have a problem with the gay community what so ever but to be honest if I saw another guy with skinny jeans on the first thought that would come to my mind would be, "he must be gay".
you never needed permission to wear skinny jeans>>18753414>skinny jeans are for girls because... they just are ok!
>>18752992OP literally posted a pic of a guy with an erection how is it gay to comment on it
Always chickening out from going out in my fishnets, and when I'm out I regret not putting them on, which one should I put on first, the black or rainbow fishnets?
>>18738295I had a dream where I was playing a brand new unreleased video game with Smooth Legs Greg as the main character. The game was rather simple, Greg had to run through the streets while avoiding obstacles such as lava pits, bear traps, spikes, crocodiles, wasps, etc. Then he had to collect dildos which in the game were basically the equivalent of Mario coins. Along the way his goal was to make people turn their heads as he avoided obstacles so he could gain more points every time someone looked at him. At the end of the levels there would be bosses based on people who hate Greg such as MWAHnon which Greg had to beat. Every time Greg died or lost a life though some hair would grow on his legs and by his last life his legs would be like werewolf legs and it was game over because he no longer had his butter smooth legs. It was honestly a really fun game and you couldn't imagine my disappointment when I woke up and realized it wasn't real. I would make the game myself but I don't know shit about making games.
>>18752689holy shit that does sound fun. even if it was just a mobile game or a browser game. would probably be better than like 95% of the shit they put out these days. even a company as massive and rich as pokemon barely puts effort into their games anymore
haha, got some looks yesterday, too
old man saying all these things btw straight up boomer sissy
need to break this uncomfortable silence with the pic of this beauty from my walk on saturday. it will definitely be in the compilation (if there will be one)
I heard that you like to wear BAGGY JEANS??!? Like yo, do you think it's 1996 or what? It's 2016! SEXY SENIORITAS want you to wear those BAD BOY slim jeans, so they can see your butt and your package and they can go all WOOOWEEE WOOOWWEE looking at you! That's right! And you know what would go well with your new slim jeans? A SEXY COOL Hanson Belt™!Hanson Belts™ go well with every kind of cool jeans, slim jeans and skinny jeans, they exist in every color of the rainbow that is: Black, Brown and Tan. You can dress them UP and you can dress them DOWN and you can get 10% by redeeming the promo code #ALPHAMUMBAI in the description down below. https://youtu.be/7uwJiM9GfGY?si=Wrn2DO1-xPPeXpJU&t=80
>>18753806Genuine question but why hasn't this guy pinned his ears back? For someones who's entire livelihood exists on promoting appearences you'd think this would be a no brainer for him.
>>18753864That would be erasure of his whatever the fuck american el goblino genetics.
>>18753806Mr. M is it possible to score some sexy senioritas if you were born ugly as fuck?
>>18753806Thank you sir Mr Alpha. Love from India.
>>18753857Don't know the middle guy, but RMRS is just has bad. Just more "GENTLEMEN, start doing this!" sponsor of the week slop
How do you rate my beach fit /fa/shits? All comments, criticisms and suggestions are more than welcome.
>>18753423He should consider a burqa for the rest.
horribly ugly freak
>>18752980 >>18752990 >>18752995 >>18752999 >>18753010 >>18753019 >>18753039 >>18753077Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>18752977Do your parents know you're a faggot?
>>18752977Thanks OP, just vomited a little in my mouth.
I have 4(main) pairs of shoes that I wear with different outfits. But theyre feeling really lacking rn and I'm want to get more.Can I get some good recommendations?
>>18753016Show pusy n bobs
>>18753016Short chunky sole docs are always nice.
>>18753064my favorites for women to wear
>>18753016You stand like a man bro
>>18753556likely is a man, bro. >>18753223I was not joking about the clogs. I have a pair and love them.
WhatAreYouWearingToday work clothes edition...you guys do have jobs, right?
>>18753617Stop it, this is how close I am to breaking.
>>18753690AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>18753562There is no way this nigga actually walks around like this in public ahahahahahhahaha holy fuck. Has nobody harrassed you irl or laughed at you for dressing like that?
>>18753703in real life people are happy to see someone who dresses like me. one time i got a pathetic curled up arthritic middle finger from an old man but idk if it was my outfit
>>18753703cool black guys love the way I dress btwforgot my trip last post cuz i had to sage another thread
Who here dressing “resort casual” this summer.Ballroom dancing, mansion parties or perhaps, outfits to go yachtin’?
>>18752626Because LINEN is SENSVAL.
Classy business in the country for LINEN BABES.
>>18752626I like it for shirts because I'm a fat sweaty bastard that works outside, and it feels way cooler than cotton.
This look would be so elevated in style if it was linen.He gets the vibe.
if i grow my hair out, will it look good/ok?
>>18751290okalso, is it normal to have a few hairs sticking out now? i think they'll go away when it grows longer
>>18747754Imagine being an asian dude
>>18751776i dont have to imagine
imagine all the people
>>18748191Who the fuck is RBS
Once you realize you're ugly, you become free to wear whatever you want.
>>18748194How can you tell if you're ugly thoIts all subjective lol
>>18748194Chud doesn't even have Chinese/Korean features tho
>>18748197>born extremely hotyeah...no
he looks like he has down syndrome
>>18753771Now youre just racist to pinoy We don't care what you have to say
What makes it onions?
>>18740917Fat with no muscle. If he had bouncer body and face he would look fine
>>18740917For one, the photo isn't a black and white film scan. Every normie fashion autist these days seems to look for any reason to put on an ugly suit/jacket fit for whatever occasion.
>>18750731Onions is what 4chan automatically "autocorrects" the word " $ o ¥" to...
>>18740917A pig in the finest clothes is still a pig
>>18740917Does this board have a fetish for ugly brown Filipinos and Indians...
What can a busty women wear so as to do not look indecent/scantily?
Stop being fat
>but but but filos are ugly...
>>18750689Everyone in that vid is uglier than sin, except the ones with East Asian/Eurasian phenotypes. They're literally outliers that do not represent what the actual people look like. It's like a white couple having a child in the Philippines. The resulting white child is Filipino only in legal technicality.
>>18750689Go back to school, zoomer. Everyone with an education knows that outliers do not represent the whole. Chinky Eurasian men do not represent the average appearance of Filipinos. Hollywood actors do not represent the average attractiveness of Americans.
>>18753190>>18753663TRVTHNVKE
How can I look less gay? I'm naturally a jolly person who smiles so I cant do the tough guy gangster cholo look.
>>18744629stop being homophobic, stop trying to look less gay
>>18744633Bro are you stupid or something
>>18744633>>18744629Tragic
>>18744629be yourselfthe world needs more jolly people and less assholes, especially ones that want to pose as gangstersI have resting bitch face and all it does it make people uncomfortable, smiling has made my life so much easier
>>18753668>be yourselfUseless, unoriginal trite aphorism>the world needs more jolly people and less assholes, especially ones that want to pose as gangstersWhat do you have against gangsters, you judgemental asshole?>I have resting bitch face and all it does it make people uncomfortable, You're just unsightly and awkward. Hit puberty first before posting here.>smiling has made my life so much easierYou are a liar using smiles to manipulate how people see you. Disgusting.
>Filipinos can dress w–ACK!
>>18753227I hate liars more than rapists. At least a rapist is honest about their sin.
LOL. The only TRVE Asians are the inhabitants of the Roman Latin Province of Asia (Minor) [The original Asia] which is now Anatolia-Turkey. In fact, the Filipinos who are Latin Rite Catholics and Indians who are closer to the province of Asia-Minor; are more Asian than the East Asians will ever be.
>>18753669Do you think OP cares? Imagine the person spending 8 to 10 hours spamming shitty threads on image boards. Their brain is probably mush.
>>18753671>At least a rapist is honest about their sin.Are they, though?
>>18753696They are honest enough to recognize what they want and take it for themselves. A liar is discreet and indirect, a coward.
All clothes are LARP. Yet some clothes are more LARP than others...What makes something look bad/costumey/gay/LARPy?
>>18753211touch grass
>>18733509This guy is the least bad looking, he’s got a little 70s light afternoon tv detective show about him. Those colours look pretty good on him too.
>>18753485Columbo if he was fat
>>18735154>The magic words that allow for all manner of ridiculous behavior and fashions to be tolerated in public, only said by those that wish to be free from the responsibility and judgement of their actions/ugly fashions.it makes me so happy to know institutionalized groids like you exist, it makes my life of ransacking everything you hold dear so much easier
>>18733509They look bad
Watch Thread General
>>18753810You're the troll here. You never asked politely. You keep insulting the guy at every turn. This isn't your thread. Fuck off.
>>18753914>the guylol don't talk about yourself in third poyson
>>18753920I just got here. I'm the OP. I think the dude is slightly annoying but you trying to police the thread and make him unwelcome is worse. Of course you're a paranoid nut who thinks everyone here is pretending to be other people. "Samefagging" you call it? You are pathetic.
>>18753879Once you have it you never wwnt to go back. If you prefer to wear a bracelet on the tight side it makes it so much easier to always have a comfortable fit even if your wrist swells. Without it you always have to wear your watch loose so if you swell it's still comfortable.
>>18753947>tight = comfortableWhat?
