reddit tier opinions>you need to wear at least straight fit pants with boots!Slightly tapered will always work anywhere that straight fit does>I'm an X and I don't want to wear patagucci!Wear your uniform slave
Could I get away with dressing like this as a 30 year old man
>>18683213My dad is 50 and dresses like that
>>18683441this guy looks like he has a harem of 18 year olds
I knew a manager that was in his 40's that dressed like a teenager. Someone finally asked and come to find out his wife bought his clothes because she liked to pretend she was fucking a younger man.
Yeah, I'm 28 and wear shit like this to work. But I'ma physical worker and my clothes get dirty all the time so I picked the ugliest stuff from my closet on purpose.
>>18683213100% yes. People hit 30 and cut their hair short and make a conscious effort to dress maturely, then they hit 40 and have a midlife crisis and want to experiment with their style and grow their hair long again. You're better off just wearing what you want instead of consciously repressing your desires, because they'll only return later on in life.
What can I do to prevent my hair from curling this way?Whenever my hair gets wet, the sides curl upwards (left half of the picture). I would like it to be straight, but nothing other than using a hair straightener seems to work.I have tried combing it and blow drying it, but that doesn't work. If you know of a way to naturally straighten / flatten hair, preferably without using a product, please let me know. Any help will be greatly appreciated.
>>18687273Curly hair is a death sentence if a man wants it to be straight; there's no containing it. He either lives with it or cuts it short.
>>18687467Enjoy the 2-3 years of awkward retarded middle length
>>18687467You probably don't need any special products but it would moreso be a challenge of finding the right shampoo and conditioner and coming up with a routine that makes it end up like that. I had long curly hair and it reacted super differently depending on different shampoos and how I let it dry, tied it up or or how I brushed it etc. The good hair day / bad hair day is a problem so be prepared for that.>>18687847>2-3 years
>>18686749after a shower>blow-dry it down>use a small iron and iron it down>tiny bit of clay pomade between your fingertips to hold the shape down realistically you have to use a little bit of product to weigh the hair down, you can try to iron it down all day, but product with help maintain your work throughout the day.
>>18686895Use a hair straightener. Duh.
why do minorities always wear hoodies? even when it's not cold or raining
sweatpants of the upper body
fpbpshame of their own existence
el bepis
for me? it's the hooded cloak that doubles as a shelter half
>>18685542If you are in a wilderness and it's more than 5 hours from the civilization, you are a fool if you don't have a rain poncho.
Just go full larp.
Get a duffle coat instead
>>18685542depends how much rain I'm walking through. always wear a jacket if it's raining but if I'm going a long ways and it's coming down then a poncho goes over everything, especially if I'm hiking. I also carry a compact umbrella
Which one do I cop?Left is slim and made of fine cotton poplin, right is fairly slim and made of very fine cotton twill.My usual outfit is a dressed down suit, I work in a young environment and I'm usually the best and most formally dressed person.I like the cut of left a bit more, it's slimmer, has a bigger and taller collar and smaller arms, though I like the fabric of right more, and I'm not all too sure about the busier details of left (stripes front placket) vs. the plainness of right (solid blue, french placket, more subtle collar).
>>18687893NTA but both look black on my screen. You also need to show the suit they are going to go with; is it plain or patterned? Go with the opposite of whatever it is since I assume by dressing it down you're skipping the tie /pocket square and the suit color is probably not that far off from the shirt. Basically create some contrast.
>>18687939Thanks for the input.>the suitI own more than one suit that I'd wear this with, most are solid colored and a few are striped, most are on the darker side and a few are lighter.I'd definitely be skipping the tie and the pocket square wasn't even a consideration.
>>18687759Depends on the suit, but left looks better.
>>18687944Personally I would never wear stripes with stripes, and if you had something like checks it would likely be too much going on to combine them. Your best bet could be to just cop both and wear them as appropriate especially if you have that many suits.>I'd definitely be skipping the tie and the pocket square wasn't even a considerationCan I suggest some sort of enamel colored lapel pin to bring a little color back especially for the nearly monochromatic outfits. Could elevate things without being "anachronistic"
I can't do skinny or slim anything anymore, I returned to pre 80s crash loose fit, everyone should
Why do people like logo slop on their jeans? And patch slop.The only jeans I would wear are everlane ones. No logo, no patch, no design on the back pockets, 100% organic cottonI have autism please be nice
>>18687904>muh iconic lookThose are branding and insignia corporations use to help their products stand out among the competition, you consoomer. They have nothing to do with you or the product itself. Your jeans would be just fine even without those patches and designs. They don't help you in any way. They're there so that YOU can act as a free walking billboard for the manufacturer and bring in more customers.
>>18687911>"UGH UR JUST A WALK BILLBOARD!"anon this is what every gen-x parent said in the 2000s.
>>18687914And they were right.
>>18687911Yes anon, humans signal. Eureka? Buy Gucci btw
just remove the patch lmaonever seen anyone sorry out on back pocket stitching on the basis of it being branding jesus
It is spring time and the S.E.X. is back. Are you ready?
threadz for under-the-radar night activities
>>18687663Perfect ‘fit for a wank down the park.10/10
Rothco 7971
Is this entire board brown?
>>18687777Haven’t you noticed that every single post is pure retardation?
4chan is seriously dead.
Why has doug stopped posting? I miss dougposting.
>>18687776Based, the sneakers dont look retarded with it, neat trick
Which celebrity has the best fashion sense?
Austin Butler. It’s casual enough to just wear to the park with my kids but not just a race to the bottom like sweatpants and running shoes or whatever.
>>18681404He could pull off a 70's look; I think he deliberately styles himself in a jarring or incoherent way as a personal brand or whatever
>>18684838fa and fit
>>18686733I'm stealing this look.
>>18687669What divorce does to a man>>18684838If they just removed the "LIBERALISM is cool guise" part it would be a cool shirt
Man talk about a downgrade I hate pride and prejudice for promoting that fashion dude. Women were so much prettier back then.
What the fuck were people in the 2000s thinking?
>>18684596>>18684608You clearly haven’t seen enough 60s sci-fi movies.
Quiksilver would be the perfect brand to make a jacket like this.
I'm looking for fashionable showerproof sneakers that would go well with the Austrian meme jacket.
I feel like you have to go with combat boots or some kind of gorpcore with Gore-Tex. I can’t help you with the latter but most Salomon shoes and Nike SFBs have gore-Tex options.
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>>18686209>this guy steps into the gym showers wearing only his sneakers and waterproof jacket and slaps your ass>what do you do?
>>18686209Why not just pair with the Austrian Combat Boots?