>Are you eating lobster?! You do know my species are in the same clade as lobsters and shrimp right? Fool! You’re probably eating my cousin. No wonder the ponies banished you, being a sick monster is in your veins!
>>43151470Chryssi, you have sex with your own sons and then bite their heads off, don't pretend you're in any position to judge.Also they're crawfish, not lobster. Now if I can just filch some of Granny Applebutt's thinkin' tonic, I'll be in redneck heaven.
>>43151470Yummers
>>43151470>You do know my species are in the same clade as lobsters and shrimp right?This is retarded vegan logic, Chryssi would never.
>>43151470Well you may as well be a disgusting fucking cockroach to me but if it makes you feel better, id gladly chop you in parts, grill you with some garlic butter, and eat you.
>>43152748me after killing a combine strider
Biglestia EditionWriters, artists, and critiques are always welcome, so long as it pertains to the main idea of the thread which is size difference.Check out our slowly growing ponepaste: https://ponepaste.org/3112
>>43114867last one
>>43151673Top unf, I need to think of some requests because holy anon do you deliver
>>43151673Thanks A(i)non, may you take those jobs from lazy fags
>>43151673I like it wish starlight had kiss him on the lips though inside of just the side of his cheek.
I haven't checked /mmp/ in years but used to frequent this all the time back in the day. Here's giant Pinkie because there's never enough macro art of her. Have a great day
>What's that?A panel made by /mlp/ and presented by an Anon at the con.>Last Board Madehttps://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1Isim-dF2RjjoYqxFXHhs8cT0WwMgasPgWYZrZWNiagU/edit?usp=sharing>Get your throwaway emails and begin making the best panel for NeighCon!https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1gGL-8pGxxbettQEdoeh6W6c6XRcp00pWuU_F2wIf8ks/edit?usp=sharing
>>43151407did we ever find out what happened to ziggy?
>>43151771I want to have rape disabled horses.
>>43151253
>>43151783https://files.catbox.moe/4ghbnf.mp4
UPNIGGER
Previous: >>42937813Greens:https://ponepaste.org/11227https://ponepaste.org/11309https://ponepaste.org/11463https://ponepaste.org/11575Thread Question: Anonmare the Family Mare was religious as a human. What are the funniest stories her foals could misinterpret? (Can be any religion- what if Anonmare was the last practicing Sumerian polytheist?)
>>43151788>rape
>>43151788birdbrain
NEW BREAD:>>43152749>>43152749>>43152749
Trixie Thread, Trix your Trixies here.
>>43152359They can if it's funny! And it is here.
Trixie seems like the kind of mare that would eat dips directly. Just spoonfuls into her mouth.
>>43152579Trixie seems like the kind of mare that would do dip
>>43152588Trixie chews cud despite everypony repeatedly telling her that ponies don't need to do that.
Does Trixie fuck? I'm gonna guess not.
What would her elo value be?
>>43151758Pinkie is probably retarded or something
>>43151444does she play the chess website game?
>>43152230Yeah
>>43151444Chess is stupid and so is Cozy Glow
>>43152221Pinkie isn't good at chess.No pony has ever beat her at checkers though.
>https://homeschool-studios.itch.io/canterlot-exchange/devlog/1477173/ha-april-fools-an-actual-update-on-the-demoIt looks like this project will have a demo in a couple of weeks!There's a small gameplay video in the devlog, it looks good imoThoughts? Expectations?Are you hyped for it?
I am hyped. I thought this project was dead. I loved Operation NOVEL and am an EQGfag. Thank you devs for your work.
>>43151194>>43151197>>43151649I don't see you fags playhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/4245810/Sweet_Love_Chapter_1/
>>43152553Of course not, there's not enough stallions for the average >no hooves poster
>>43152560>Wanting horses instead of ayyylmaos is gay
>>43152567I know your kind gayboy
Are there any good pony podcasts?
>>43149188Donald John Trump1600 Pensylvannia Ave. Washington D.C.
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>>43150432bump again
/mlp Podcast is back!https://youtu.be/y6dwMunSHB8
>>43151486I loved it when they talked about the zigger takeover of Canterlot and earth pony genocide. Glad to see them again.
Fausticorn is a canon goddess and the mother of Celestia and Luna.Fluffle Puff is canon and the key element in reforming Chrysalis.More interlinking with the EG.The changelings aren't recolored.No 'Pillars of Equestria'.No School of Friendship.No creepy, stupid, and depressing finale involving turning a little filly to stone and dooming Twilight to watch helplessly as her closest ponies gradually die off one by one.
>>43151899YOU'RE UGLY!
>>43151909Nuh-uh, YOU ARE!
>>43149700>third godIdunno, it feels like it would ruin the dynamic.>interlinking with the EGI only watched the first movie, and there's nothing deserving of linkage in it. What, specifically, do you want to add? Like, more Celestia's disgruntled students?>No 'Pillars of Equestria'.I like the idea. In fact, I think we need more strange historical characters and events.No notes on the rest.
>>43149700Idk, I think the whole turning villains to stone thing was great. I never really cared about it much cause season 9, but when I saw the fan edit I lost my shit. I’m all for it just for the butthurt it caused.Pic makes me miss the old days. God damn, pony really was something, wasn’t it?
>>43149700You know, you can just write your "better timeline". Start from S1E1, write things how you think they should've gone. Nothing is stopping you.
>>43150836adorable
>>43150836what does this have to do with the show and not something /v/ and /tv/ related
>>43150836>Luna goes on vacation to the Mushroom KingdomIs there a pipe that connects Equestria and the Mushroom Kingdom?
>>43150836I like this idea just because of the idea of Lumalee saying horribly dark, depressing things during any season finale.
>>43150836And then they had SEX
In this general, we are discussing every individual scene from MLP: FIM in chronological order.Today we have season 1, episode 1, scene 203.Previous thread: >>43132391>Fluttershy: "Oh my, he talks. I didn't know dragons could talk. That's just so incredibly wonderful I, I just don't even know what to say!">Twilight Sparkle: "Well, in that case, we'd better be going.">Fluttershy: "Wait, wait! What's his name?">Spike: "I'm Spike.">Fluttershy: "Hi Spike, I'm Fluttershy. Wow, a talking dragon! And what do dragons talk about?">Spike: "Well, what do you wanna know?"
>>43151615I don't know
>>43151615I wasn't keeping track. We should start over so I can start tracking the length of each scene.
>>43151410Spike is so fucking cute holy shit.
>>43152238I love his smug pose at the start, it's so great.
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
Why do black guys always gravitate towards fluttershy of the mane 6?
>>43151353It's not about your afronationalist cuck fetish. White is the beauty standard of America. Black women push black men into being the most likely men to marry outside race. Black bronies are shy autists surrounded by loud macho culture, so they get into pastel girly ponies and pick Fluttershy for being different and approachable.The m6 are all white, some more approachable whites than others, so black brony preferences seem to look something like this:Fluttershy > Pinkie Pie >>> Twilight > Applejack > Rarity >>>>>>>>>> Rainbow Dash
>>43151523Switch RD and AJ. Black Bronies love RD. AJ is the plantation owner pony.
>>43150540>>43150543These anons know ball.
>>43152120>AJ is the plantation owner pony.I don't know if black people actually think she's racist but they do know that if they waifu her every single anon's going to joke about them being her slave, so they avoid it.
>>43152149Imagine not wanting to be Applejack's slave.
>there's a new pony in Ponyville!
>>43149384>the yakuza are trying to get zoomers into gamblingWhile a gacha was the right move, Holoverse defeated them by a LARGE margin.
>>43141506overrated
>>43141506>>43146956i NEED porn of these two ASAP separate or together
>>43141506Is she a big Pony?
>>43152072>>43152072>>43152072>>43152072
ITT: simple mares
>>43150707Woah it's the MARE mare!
>>43150707BEHOLD! MY GLORIOUS STICK MARE!
>>43151980The tasteful stickness of it.
>>43151980That looks more like a stallion to me.
>>43151994u r gay
Took over the shop radio and now I’m subjecting my coworkers to horse fucker music. Anyone else jam to pony in public?
>>43150612I did, many times, to an annoying degree, no regrets
>>43150612>PWhatevererput a real pony metal song on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fEz2xL4Dxg
>>43151533Huh, I have not heard this one. Not bad.
>>43151385>>43151517
>>43151724Meds, NOW.
