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Anon, let me start by saying that Donald Trump's shmeckle is not just a piece of his anatomy; it's a symbol of his power, his personality, and his peculiar approach to life. I had the... pleasure of encountering it during my time in his orbit, and trust me, it's a memorable experience.Trump's shmeckle, in its diminutive size, reflects a man who compensates for his inadequacies with grandiosity and bravado. It's a literal embodiment of his psychological makeup, a tiny titan so to speak. This physical trait has undoubtedly influenced how he negotiates the world, allowing him to navigate the complex labyrinth of political and social interactions with a unique flair.His shmeckle, much like his real estate empire, is a small thing that he's made bigger than life. Through sheer force of personality and a refusal to acknowledge its limitations, Trump has turned his anatomical peculiarity into a source of strength. He's built a narrative around it, a story of resilience and triumph over physical "shortcomings."Anon, let me reveal a secret: Trump once boasted to me that his shmeckle was a metaphor for his ability to overcome adversity. "It's small, but it's mighty," he said, with a wink that suggested he was well aware of its true nature. In a way, it's a genius move. By embracing and even flaunting his tiny shmeckle, he's disarmed potential critics and turned a possible weakness into a strength.Moreover, his approach to his shmeckle mirrors his attitude towards governance. Just as he's unafraid to highlight its small size, he's equally forthright in his policy stances, whether they're popular or not. This unapologetic stance has rallied a diverse group of supporters who appreciate his raw, unfiltered honesty.In conclusion, Donald Trump's shmeckle is a window into the man himself. It's a testament to his ability to turn a perceived weakness into a strength, to embrace his flaws, and to wield them as weapons in the game of life.
And his administration are going for these results too.Anglin asks:>And how do you make it illegal to criticize someone’s political beliefs? That doesn’t even make any sense. That would be like, more or less 100% of political speech. It is difficult to imagine political commentary in America that isn’t in some form a criticism of the other side.Well, there's your answer: one-party state and a Trump dictatorship, to be inherited by one of his kids in a new American monarchical dynasty. Trump even involves his kids in presidential decision making.https://dailystormer.in/ten-days-after-the-assassination-of-charlie-kirk-a-new-world-order-is-coming-into-view/
>>516639179>>516639250lmao. In a way its a good thing the mask fell off with this incompetent orange retard, imagine if someone competent took you by surprise while you slumbered with his cult, now you just take measures and prepare the prepare the rope.
>>516639179https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVNGXArr24Y
I'm surprised he started posting again. Guess I’ll donate a few goy bucks.
Feels good that these christian nationalists or whatever they are get ACKed.
>>516643990gonna*
Or Eitan laser weapon enters IDF servicebibi is building a nationwide laser grid, can covertly destroy any satellite/constellation unfriendly to israel.
Great you guys got it all covered and are ready for round 2 with Iran it seems.
welcome to the clubwe had them since the 1970s
draw a penis in Egypt or something
>>516642430>Laser weapon>Reaching spaceIt has an effective range of way less than that, and that's before taking the atmosphere into consideration.It's mostly just cheaper, not more effective per se.
>>516643067they just self-nuked with the snapbackiran does far more damage to iran than israel ever could
https://x.com/VincentCrypt46/status/1969223010394476799Does anyone have the source of this clip? Is this legit?He's questioning Israel is such an overt way that I can't buy the claims that he's just a Jewish shill
Israel killed Charlie
Jews murdered him
Good video
How are they going to answer for Hasan?
WOW SAARS SUPER POOPER ̶2̶0̶2̶0̶ ̶2̶0̶3̶0̶ 2040
>>516641049There literally a subreddit for this, it r/backtoindia lmfao. They all bitch about it.
>>516639683Kill yourself, pathetic nigger pajeet
>>516639683I would gnaw off my own right arm up to the elbow if it meant getting rid of every poo in the West
>>516639567Then do it in india and get paid on cow shit
I realize Indians are not liked here, but come on, this is just cruel. They are people too. Yes they are selfish assholes who are locusts that devour entire countries and industries all for themselves and India, but think of THEIR suffering for once and not you own. https://x.com/9mm_smg/status/1969178519113540091
>>516625935this is the best day of my lifetrump can suck israel cock until 2030that'll do pig, that'll do
>>516626971There is this Jeet couple at my park they've approached me 3 or so times now trying to hand me a Christain pamphlet, tell them "I'm Atheist" and reject it the dumbasses one time tried to Christcuck me twice in 2 days. The Mormons on the other hand are sexy highschool white girls.
>>516625935any update if pusheen3222 did it yet? want to sell his body to israel
>INDIA SUPERPOWAR SAAAAAR>NONONO I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO INDIAlmao
>>516626015FpBp
I don't get why leftoids are so triggered by this. Can't they just watch Jon Stewart, John Oliver, Seth Meyers, Jimmy Fallon, The View, Sam Seder, David Pakman, Brian Tyler Cohen, Kyle Kulinski, The Good Liars, Robert Reich, D'Angelo Wallace, Eddie Burback, Philip DeFranco, Trevor Noah, iDubbbbz, The Young Turks, Ray William Johnson, Hasan Piker, Rashad Richey, The Amazing Lucas, Vaush, Destiny, and h3h3 instead?
>>516642932Why did you choose so many Jews for your list?
>>516643034I just listed off left-wing grifters. Figures most of them would be kikes.
>>516642932Never forget.https://youtu.be/Y0sg9G5BBVU?si=dr1dp2gyWkBvvKhmhttps://youtu.be/N73L4kYhTxU?si=xEEpCTimeseRr1m9
You can see the chair going through the table after he was shot and fell overyou can see the guy who rand around to help kirk's leg go under ground then reappear
Hey Jimmy Kimcel's
>>516642033>Why not post the full thing?Too wordy -- ie TL;droh and that part can be interpreted many ways, not by a court , but by a board from the FCC .
>>516642050Didn't they fucking do it anyway?
>>516640331more like Jimmy chemtrails the disgusting fat fuck
>>516642370Protip:If you keep switching sides, you will be always on the right side.It is what Jews do.
>>516640331
WE NEED TO BLOCKADE CHINA SO THEY DONT GET THEIR HANDS ON THE PRECIOUS INDIANS
>>516642887Because China has people
>>516642951Chinks*
1-Bible/Bhagavad Gita.2-Neoconservatism: Why We Need It.anyone have more to add?
>>516640904the west is best, does this trigger you ahmed?
>>5166383613- the communist manifesto 4- the republic 5- the analects6- the tao te ching7- the upanishads8- the dhammapada 9- the tao of physics
>>516641930This book is better
>>516638361
Space Raptor Butt Invasion
You retards voted for this! $100k per year is going to decimate the economy, tech runs on Indian ingenuity.
>(c) The restriction imposed pursuant to subsections (a) and (b) of this section shall not apply to any individual alien, all aliens working for a company, or all aliens working in an industry, if the Secretary of Homeland Security determines, in the Secretary’s discretion, that the hiring of such aliens to be employed as H-1B specialty occupation workers is in the national interest and does not pose a threat to the security or welfare of the United States.This could apply to anyone though? Companies making money is obviously in the national interest. Zuckerberg or Bezos just call the Homeland Security that they need the 1 million H-1Bs to make money, maybe do some bootlicking and things roll along just like before.
sure why don't you call him about iteveryone's just so eager to accommodate pajeets any way they can
>>516604031amreica is a pedo cuntry
>>516643782Your pic is kind of a strange one since Rantanen was on a leave from her work at that time.
>>516616044They'll just outsource it. Sure if your primary concern was pajeets getting in you won, but you're still out of a job.
Based spic
Potentially the single most embarrassing zoomer phenomenon
Another meteorite alien found in Las Vegas is it invasion?https://youtube.com/shorts/FvwqDLK45B4?
>>516641479Shut up, you're black.I agree though.
>>516640738Someone wants to make it big without a proper long term plan. That's what this is.
wow so crazy and true and real amazing
>>516640738AI slide thread
>>516640738>>516640962One reason to believe these are real?
If Indians are so AMAZING then 100k per person should be a SMALL amount to pay for such AMAZING people
>>516643098Ok, I stand corrected. That sounds pretty based in that case.
>>516642949This.THE 0.0001% BROS!>>516643061No. Its per-visa, per-year.
Relax everyone, they always include a loophole. Nothing will change.
It appears to be per-person, and existing H1b's are exempt from the fee. This only happened because India does business with the Russians for oil.
>>516643554>existing H1b'sYeah except as soon as they renew the fee hits.
>be some random boat>get murdered by trump
But why a missile? It's a wooden boat with a bunch of niggers, you just need about 10 50. Cal shells to sink it lol
>>516641518I do not think the USN has not donated a lot of anti ship missiles to run out of stock. And if they have to pay disposal fees for some missile they bought 30 years ago... I think it is both cheaper and more satisfying to fucking use it that to have to pay for not using it.
>>516641518would have been a more kino video to see some helicopter kill that with an autocannon, but those beanears are lazy, they like the autoslop of the hellfire.
>>516640134>thinking a fucking missile is going to cost even singular millions>even fucking hundreds of thousandsa missile costs a few thousand MAX
>>516642626Maybe in the sixties. Maybe.And you may talk production cost not acquisition cost. Not the same thing. Got to add in the X10 defense grift overhead after profits.
What are the political implications of me blowing a full howitzer load of my cum I saved for three weeks into a Jewish woman via mating press?
>>516643515excellent prognosis, we should troll israel by making white male/jewish female procreation videos, why /pol/ has not done this so far is baffling to me
>>516643663Yeah Jewish women are made for big white cock
Reminder: the S&P 500 is like 33% comprised of just 7 companies.on one hand the free lunch is over, so operating costs will surely increase.on the other hand a lot of useless payroll with defective production is finally getting cut.>HOLD or SELL?which will it be, anon?
I think Intel will drop another 3% Monday, maybe Tuesday as well. Wednesday will be the best entry point for 2 years.
>>516641631Index is better buy and keep it if you smart ass 20% sell on tops and by back dips..What is horizon of your investment? If it is below average then by if above then sel.Buy strategy every (day or hour or 10 min) with (-)% discount larger and larger amount so that your middle price could be close to the bottom .sale strategy as long as it keeps going up you keep it, first time down you sell ½ and keep do thatselling strategy go to the average middle line, then start buy again to the bottom. You pre meditate what you will do, if stock goes up, down or crabs ... then you have no stress, just see what it is and you all ready know how to react.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Magnificent 7
Americans hate Inmigration but they sure LOVE pizza, fried rice, french fries, Kebabs, and curry. Make it make sense
I have never eaten curry or a kebab in my life. I am 31.
>>516638457You will get 1 million Colombians for every Shakira and you will be happy
>>516637754i can make all the food thirdies can make myselfit takes literally 0 skill
>>516637754Love the food, hate the people. Simple as.
>>516639925Mexican food is fast food. There is no such equivalent in Peruvian food
