>disrespects AJ Mania weekend>forced to do the job as punishmentServes him right, he'll probably be gone after Spring cuts.
>>20306556Kek, link?
based je'von riling up the crackers, turn the heat up and get that money
>>20306905Go back to your containment board, you sad pathetic unloved faggot.
>>20306905Your mother doesn't seem to mind them. Also >>20306913 this
Adrenaline, starts to flowKicked in the dickIt's time to goI'm the kind that likesa stiff blowWOOOOAnd father said, when I was youngerTake Hard kick in the nuts YEEEEAH
>>20307045Adrenaline, in my soulGuile is played by Cody RhodesI'm the kind of guy who works from homeWOAAHHHOOOOOO
>>20306132dom can wrestle he just wrestles way too safe
>>20301277Why does Finn need the demon to beat a wimpy noodle faggot?
>>20301288Juiced dom is dimes waiting to happen He will get a clue eventually
>>20306243maybe that's why dom has been looking fat, he's bulking up. imo he should just hop on tren and test
What was the point of bringing out demon so early in the fued
>mfw epigs went into crippling debt to watch 7 minute matches and hours of advertisements at Slopamania
>>20302231E pigs are on a high that they were given one good wrestlemania match
more ads than matches
>>20302231I haven't paid for TV in over 7 years. You're either under 25 or over 45 years old.
>>20302231Kek your seething and poorKwab
>>20302231>the AEW cult is so poor that spending 30 bucks sends them into crippling debtDamn, you are brave to admit this so openly online.
From Tel Aviv, IsraelRHEEEEEEEEAAAAA RIIIIIIIPLEEEEEYYYYYY
It's close to midnight
>>20300458>>20300547Imagine simping for this rat faced creatureFucking hell
>>20306861Yeah :)
>>20306861imagine simping for any womeme (in wrestling)
>>20306861Simpin' ain't easy.
Why are most wrestling fans either autistic or mentally retarded?
It’s only the ones who post Pepe’s and kek that are retarded. The rest are kids.
>>20300472Because it's a medium for kids. Same goes for shit like power rangers, steven universe or undertale fans.
>>20304056im not checking my grammar and speling for some fat smelly stinky marks who live with their grandmas
>>20301879It's the most retarded, but it at least used to be fun. I don't know why we randomly got resident board schizos who insist on spamming every thread with nonsense.
only deflecting indians and the most insecure of chuds give a shit about spelling mistakes
faggot
>>20300873Monitor status?
>>20305586It was clearly off anon
>>20301000Alcohol thins the blood, anon.....
Is he Taytay's husband?
>>20300935This but unironically. Celebrity guests always look so miserable and bored. This dude was having more fun than all the other celebs put together
Dangan tankies SHOOTS on /ourgirl/ Kidd Bandit
>>20300415most of them fuck each other, so technically, yeahalso reminder the overwhelming majority of actual trans grooming is actually done by 20-somethings to high school boys on discord, not old men in wigs molesting little girls in public bathrooms
>>20299690That part.
>>20296126Promo's good.
>>20296120Kek what a groomer.
>>20299560>Kidd Diddler Butt BanditThis has never failed to pop me
WM42 was boring as fuck, Punk vs Roman was lauded as one of the best matches ever but it was just the same exact boring mechanical match that every WWE match is. NJPW have some literal who gaijin as their champ. Can someone fill me in on what's even happening in AEW right now?
>>20303738I simply don’t care for CM Punk. I didn’t 15 years ago, and I certainly don’t know when he’s older, slower and looks even worse. I will never understand what the appeal is with that fag. Is it because his fans can self insert as him?>horrible look>sloppy wrestler >can only promo when he’s larping as Deadpool and breaking the hecking fourth wall.
>>20306218>Is it because his fans can self insert as him?Yes
>>20303738Nice blog
>>20303738take the dragongate pill
>>20306218>>20306266This is how every top wrestler gets over. They present an ideal archetype, usually of the cultural zeitgeist. Aspirationalism and power fantasy = wrestling main eventer.>Boomers self insert as Hulk Hogan because hes the masculline 80s patriotic action hero ideal>Boomers self insert as Randy Savage because hes the masculine tough guy with loving wife ideal>Gen Xers self insert as Stone Cold drinkingbeer flipping off their boss and still being rewarded for fighting the system>Other Gen Xers self insert as The Rock being the coolest smarttalking wisecracker in the room with a flashy lifestyle>Children self insert as Hogan/Goldberg/Cena depending on the generation because they're OTT live action superheroes which is how they wanna be when they grow up>Millenials self insert as CM Punk because hes the edgy anti-authority anti-traditional guy whose ironic & too cool for school>Nonwhites self insert as Roman because hes the loudly ethnic guy who always wins and has a massive loyal family which they either have or want>centrist to conservative fans self insert as Cody Rhodes because he's the cleancut good ol' American boy lowkey patriot with a wife & kids & successful corporate jobIf you're complaining that Punk is popular because people self-insert as him you literally do not understand pro wrestling. The problem isn't self inserting the problem is self inserting WITHOUT the idealised presentation and exaggerated OTT archetype. When "he's just like me" becomes too literal and you've got a bunch of insecure anxious guys of average height & build who could pass for half the fans in the crowd, whose personality is they like the same pop culture & politics as the fans, who talk about the same things as the fans in the same way at the same time and don't do anything to be larger than life. And that's not just about booking them in segments & angles that follow the power fantasy story, it's about them actually looking & acting larger than life.
>>20300855could you please try making the Iron sheik from memory?
>>20300855Requesting Scott Hall and Hollywood Hogan asking Kevin Nash why he's walking funny
>>20300855Pregnant Kenny Omega
>>20302126Could we get Bron Breaker being too small to go on the teacup ride.
punk 2011 looking disappointed at current punk
Lmao the fact Cuckman Phil still tries to act hard as a 50 year old childless man who’s publicly gotten his ass kicked dozens of times is hilarious
>>20305563He beat the Bucks with an injured arm though.
>>20305563retard on the left has crazy aura
>>20305563>chinless autist with no social boundariespunk is gonna feel bad about it when he realised he beat up a retard
>>20305578he's an empty materialist
>>20306715>the BucksWell, now he's beaten those jacked, world-reknowned tough guys, I take it all back.
How are people not pointing out that this is unprecedented in 100 years of wrestling
Didn't benoit diving headbutt the rock, or does he not count?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqwLyxp4T9I
>>20304958Samoa Joe is >Fat>Out of Shape>Half-breedhttps://youtu.be/t5nH0Ua8H6M?si=-MxbahgqPAfZ6wG_&t=22
>>20301730>>20301810Scots canonically have stronger heads than Samoans
>>20305003>and he's HALF BREADkek retard
YOU'VE DONE IT NOW
>>20303983KWAB
>so I'm sitting there putting this banana in my mouth just getting more and more pissed of you know. I wanted a fucking plate of ravioli and I'm over there eating a fuckin' banana and Fritos, so I popped one of my prescribed xanax
>>20303969Cool it with the antisemitism big kev
Only thing Kevin Nash rips is his anus..... and his quads KEK
>>20306581Look at how hard it is for him to swallow. You just know his throat has seen some abuse.
He was never very good, but he's been one of the worst fucking things in wrestling for the last six years and I have no idea why people turned around on him. He's fucking awful.
Carried by The Shield.Carried by Vince's autism.Carried by a 1000 day reign where all the matches sucked.Carried by Sami Zayn.Carried by Cody and The Rock.Carried by CM Punk.Literally the biggest carry job in WWE history.
>>20306394Shoot heeming yourself isn't selling. He also pops up absorbing offence a bunch like everyone in AEW. But this is more the AEW match structure than him.I like lil nigga, but lil nigga's matches should be one of 3 things:>wrestles small guy, hes the underdog acting hurt most of the match but can win because hes hard to keep knocked out and gets a flash pin or occasionally a finisher win>wrestles medium guy, gets killed, gets nearly no offence, but takes forever to be beat . Once in a bllue moon he gets a flash pin rollup when they get cocky or tired from punching him Homer style>wrestles big guy, gets killed, gets pinned easy because of the weight difference but isnt dead after because he got pinned without needing to be wrecked, because hes half the guys size so easy to hold down for 3>never taps but does pass outAEW almost get it right but popping up from a move kills this because if the gimmick is he has a high pain tolerance, he should look like he's in pain but still going, not like he just isn't in pain. He also gets too many giant killer wins for believability, he's not a super agile high flier with jawdropping creative offence, he's Shane McMini - based retard whose main strategy is hurt himself to hurt you.He shouldn't be the Mick Foley role, he should be the Tommy Dreamer pre-2000 role, the guy who people always want to win the title but never does
>>20306493Considering the guy in charge now was notoriously never a draw, simply the guy who they forced all the big draws to work with, it's all making sense now.
1) He got better when he went heel2) the people who hardcore hated him stopped watching3)at this point he's been getting pushed for so long there's an entire generation of people who grew up with him
>>20302491>>20305058Sup Bryan Alvarez
Thats one handsome belt. Best looking one since the big gold
>>20298642Is this true?
>>20305783' '
>>20298307That looks like something the Saudis would make if they knew what a budget was and teej has the best belts in the business.
>>20298656Good morning saar
>>20305314you just watched its worst champion main event Wrestlemania
