ITT:Failure Wrestlers. Wrestlers who gave up or saw the writing on the wall. I’ll mention Gabriel Aeros. This is Rhea and Buddy’s Aussie friend. He was part of a tag team called the Parea in the Aussie indies. They came to America and did some other indie work. For some reason, Gabriel decided to stream and said he didn’t want to wrestle. Naturally his tag partner wanted to continue to wrestle and thus they broke up and Gabriel stayed in America where he now currently streams to 120 Rhea fans who watch his stuff just to see if she pops up when they don’t realize he lives in Tampa and she doesn’t. He likes to pretend like he doesn’t depend on Rhea(and Buddy who also paid for a lot of his shit) but he does. What a failure. Also he did try and wrestle again but he got injured doing “challenges” on his stream and during the match with his ex partner, he ditched him in kayfabe. Hard mode: don’t use OF wrestlers.
>>21153611>the company was said to be open to bringing anyone back "with the exception of Low Ki".
>>21153611Wasn't it that he specifically came out in an Agent 47 cosplay, which he didn't get approval for, and since Japanese companies are terrified of IP laws they freaked out and gave him the boot?
>>21153648Hpw strict can IP laws be if the guy you're "cosplaying" as is just a baldie in a suit? Half their country's salarymen could be dragged to court for that.
>>21153657He had the tattoo on his head as well. I think it was probably less to do with IP law and more the fact that NJPW told him not to do it and he decided to do it anyway.
>>21153673>He had the tattoo on his head as well.What a mark.
WWE needs to make the jump to HDR. Netflix, USA, and now ESPN all support it.
Widescreen HD killed pro wrestling.
>>21153664hd in general revealed how ugly the women are and how gay the men are
>Wrestling has more than one royal family....
the mask?
Times you were at an indy show? I'll go first >be me >Show up to my local indy show>bring a lucha mask and hid in the bathroom and put it on >run into the ring between the matches to go into business for myself because I'm not on the roster >say the word to gain some heat>huge pop for some reason>guy from the back comes out >shoot superman punch him in the dick with my brass knuckles >another huge pop because the crowd thinks this shoot is a work>run out and leave the high school gym before a shooter can get me mfw
>>21152828I wonder how many times you make unfunny samefag greentext stories before you get bored and abandon the thread?
>>21152902I hope not
>>21152911It wasn't looking good. That chair shot sounded like a fucking shotgun blast.
>>21152902Damn nigga Thanks for sharing this You should’ve started booing when they asked you to leave Or chant “THIS IS AWESOME” when he wouldn’t get up LMAO
>>21153164kek
LMAO, new japan is so predictable
NOOOOOOOOO BUT THE POPLE WHO WATCHED NJPW FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THEIR LIFE TOLD ME THIS MATCH JUST CHANGED THE CULTURE!!!
>>21149458is this your new toy? what happened to the other chubby dude that was supposed to save njpw?
>>21150874>NOOOOOOOO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO DO BANGERINO FIVE STARS MATCH EVERY WEEK
>>21149417So you're saying japs have good taste? That explains why raw got canceled in Japan lmao
>>21149417Oh yeah the Japanese are notorious for their hatred of Omega and Ospreay
I rate The Big Valbowski.
>>21153522imagine the contrast when trying to pick up women of a gimmick like val venis and someone like the berserker
Mindbroken migger chud
>>21153533got enough buzzwords dork?
>>21153522https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9xxGuri6Rg
kek
>>21152521KEK
>>21152521popped me
Let's have an old fashioned wrestling nostalgia thread.Post any toys, videogames, merch, or home media here.>pic related were my first pieces of wrestling merch I ever got except the SCU shirt which my dad bought for him
>>21151636>I also found it weird hoe Bret was in Warzone even though he had been gone for like a year at that point.That game was in development hell for AGES. Early screenshots still had the red white and blue ropes
>>21151636I never knew about that code I don't think. Do they have nipples and everything or does it just color a top flesh colored/transparent?
>>21151482
>>21151697Its just the male upper body textures on the female model giving them tiny nipples
for me, it's the maximum sweat action figures. I had a few as a kid. the kane figure was particularly based, it featured a removable mask (this was years before Kane would remove his mask irl)kinda just looks like taker as opposed to the real Glenn Jacobs.
>"He was a good and warm person!"He was a vicious barbarian.>"He was a good musician!"Heavy metal that he didn't even make, nor did he ever perform a concert on AEW television.>"He always wanted to encourage people to do better!"He brutalized Cody.Look, I'm sorry, I liked Butcher and his team, and they were one team I wanted to see live but never had the chance, but I don't fall for any of this shoot mourning shit. Same thing with Brodie.
>>21151986Because who the fuck mourns a heel unless they themselves are one? All the wrestlers and promotions that people shoot hate, is it any surprise people would think that way?
>>21151986Why the fuck would you mourn a person who has no idea you exist and that you do not know personally? You only ever see them on a screen 99% of the time. It's socially parasitic.
>I haff an opinionwho fucking cares
what the fuck are you even talking about
>>21151939Huh wat u mean
Unironically the most attractive male wrestler in the current year
It's okay for a straight male to recognize that another man is attractive
yummay
>>21151763they should give him a joey tribbiani gimmick
>>21151763THE LOOK > talentalways has been. Vince was right
>>21151881Hook stopped trying after he landed a nepo black gf
Matt Cardona? I think KWAB Cuckdona more like
>>21153304would be funnier if Randy tweeted this
That's for trying to tickle me, bitch.
>>21148798his promo skills ain't badhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0Fz44SCwd0
They're trying to slide Elmo
>>21150807Who's they?Which side of the street are they on?
>>21148358Isn't that what Phil Brooks said to Mickey Gall after their UFC match?
>>21148798He was in the WWF in 1997https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7pqqxx
I'm gonna cry like a fucking bitch during his retirement ceremony
>>21148472this had the weebs seething
i was just trying to talk about Honma not start an argument
>>21153268Faggot Americans will be faggotsPride was months ago
>>21148472based
>>21150887twitter is a hell of a drug
i feel bad for this guy genuinely>Cardio/Stamina check>In Ring Prowess check>Gorilla strength check>Height check>Body of work check hes jackedbut he lacks the most important factor of them all>Charisma/Aura or the X Factorforever B class player
>>21149280Is he ever going to get to work a G1?
I remember when in around 2017 they took a break from shoehorning Roman into every main event angle but instead immediately put him in a feud for the US title and smarks were bitching how it should be Cesaro getting a midcard push despite him boring as fuck
>>21149285Ironically, he had higher highs in WWE than he's had in AEW.
>>21149587What set him apart was Dave making Assplay his new pet project and giving him a billion stars for doing choreographed gymnastic routines.
He's good as the more boring strong guy of a tag team and should have never been booked as anything else because he fucking sucks as a singles wrestler.
ring name is Leroy Clancy, gimmick is hearing voices due to being off of schizophrenia meds, finisher is a choke-hold submission hold, catchphrase would be “I’m putting you into a choke hold in front of your kids, then putting your kids into a choke hold too”
would work the shitlibs and femicucks, so based and dimes.
>>21153143Make it into a female gimmick and you’d be doing a shitload of business. Child killing foid gimmick is giga over right now.
