The summer rae.
Wish she'd SHIT on me!
>>19486756Toes
Original Fandango girl > this childless single saudi toilet
I love her.
>>19486882She would. For the right price.
Am I the only one that feels like I am in the Twilight Zone right now? Not only did I think the match was good, I also thought that the booking surrounding Gunther and Cena has been pretty good. That type of shocking victory is the moment that gives Gunther, a great wrestler and heel, his aura back tenfold after a loss to Jay Uso.
>>19485770I know retard your mother drowned to death in tikka masala fuck off
we are all retarded here. the true breakthrough comes during the phase if acceptance.
>>19485746It was excellent, and every mark currently seething about it will continue to watch religiously.
>>19485746>shocking victorywho the fuck thought Cena was going to win? He's been putting EVERYONE over? It wasn't that he lost, it was how he lost. WWE's superhero tapping out while the entire audience is chanting "PLEASE DONT TAP"
>>19485746>Wrestling fans knwo he's supposed to lose>Why they boo?You're so close anon. Know that all of us old people on here that say wrestling suck now and dont goto anything but indy, we mean it.That leaves non wrestling fans filtering in since we cannot gatekeep anymore.They essentially don't know he's kayfabe supposed to lose.They have never experienced the good guy losing5 people will probably kill themselves due to this being their first real world experience
>Alister black takes razors edge from Damien priest alongside zelina who takes the same from rhea>Alister immediately rolls out of the ring so zelina takes the rhea ripley crotch grab powerbomb riptide whatever the fuck she calls it Damn that was ROUGH. Taking a riptide 5 seconds after a razors edge with a tiny body like zelina from the absolute height of someone like ripley. Appreciate ya, zel. But for sure that wouldve mildly concussed her at the least right?
>ts guy thinks wrestling hurts for real
>>19486850No. Fr? That's cool.. She can have her come over and do some chores.
>>19486865>falling down on a plywood mat from a 5'10 ish person Its real because you couldn't do it without dying.
>>19486880I bench 405 natty and im a jujitsu purple belt lil bro
You were my perfect friend
>>19486657One of the best, very high on my list.
>>19486657Who will pick up the jorts mantle?
>>19486874Say his and name and he appears
>>19486657>jeans shorts>below the knee
I will be telling my children about John Cena. I won't be telling them about the racist dead bitch Hogan unless its talking about what NOT to be.
>>19486540>>19486577Why did the scrub that screenshot?Where is the real commish and how are ((they))involved?
>>19486540>gen z having children Kek yeah right
>>19486540oh yeah, I can't wait to tell my kids about the guy who supports China and doesn't recognizes Taiwan's geological and political stance with the world.
>>19486540Um actually chud I’ll tell my kids about BANGERS on dynamite between wheeler take-a-shit and Hangman Orange
>>19486540wait 10-15 years until someone releases some tape on what Cena says in private
Is it safe to say he buried Guenther and Paul by doing a silly while he was tapping out?
>>19486377JUST LOSE ITARRRAAAA RAAAAA RAAAA
>>19486406That’s because there’s no soul behind those eyes
>>19486703Is this true?
>Comes in with a bang.>Goes out with a whimper.
>>19486826I never remember Cena ever coming in with a bang. He was one of the most shit guys during the mid 00's era.
Will win his last match to break tradition.
who?
>>19486817if he's winning then drew or la knight
>>19486710If cena didn’t get to then he sure as shit won’t
>>19486710Sting won his last match. If you're only counting WWE, Steve Austin did too. Both within the last few years.
>>19486710Undercarder buried this jabroni in his last match thoeverbeit. where was your "tradition" there?
>says he was so broke that he lived in his car>somehow could still spend hundreds on steroidsDid Cena just copy The Rock's 7 bucks story?
>>19486491engine block
Oh yeah the good old story of spending a night in your car because you signed up to a wrestling school based in a town where you didn't have friends or family in.Do this wrestlers really think anyone buys into that sob story anymore?Boo hoo, you didn't want to spend $60 on a bed bug ridden room at hotel 6 in the summer.
>>19485533Isn't this also Chris Pratt's story? but substitute chicken and rice with christ and jews
Ever consider that if these claims were truthful then maybe the expensive drugs were the reason he was broke?
>>19485533Steroids are included in the price of the wrestling school.
....and this tranny shows up to remind you why it wasn't worth it
>>19486793You're a retard. Halo launched 25 years ago which is older than gen Z.Stop posting anytime.
>>19486809>zoomi seethingmany such cases
>>19486809I know, I was in highschool when Halo came out. It's just that it's such and older saying that got beaten like a dead horse by 2011 that no one did it anymore. Now only zoomers do it cause they think its fresh
>>19486825>trolling outside of /b/>>19486831Halo was buried the moment 343 took the reigns and they managed to unbury it to bury it deeper with the tv show. The remake is a pity attempt to push it to mainstream audience again.
>>19486765>master chiefHe should have protected business and keep his mask on. Where's Cortana you kayfabe breaking bitch?
https://x.com/i/status/2000071225008341398
>>19481496No such thing as go away heat
>>19481425“Crazy heat”>literally just a group of nerds walking around him with their phones out. Nobody there is jumping or harassing him at all
>>19486655Were they doing it during the attitude era? I can't imagine Stone Cold walking into some dying kids room chugging down juice boxes saying GIMME A HECK YEAH
>>19481425>https://x.com/i/status/2000078504260456487FUCKING BASEDBased Gunther getting what wrestlers would kill for in the current era. Legit real hate. I bet he will remember this night proudly in the future.
>>19486787Little Timmy mad at Gunther but not at Cena for betraying him lol
Nobody in real life knows that I watch wrestling almost every single night.
Based cte sufferer
>>19486852I tell everyone that I like watching pro wrestling so that they stop talking to me.
I've been a fool to myself! I thought that I could live for no one elseBut now, through all the hurt and pain, it's time for me to respectThe ones you love mean more than anythingSo with sadness in my heart, feel the best thing I could doIs end it all and leave foreverWhat's done is done, it feels so bad. What once was happy now is sadI'll never wrestle again, my world is ending.I wish that I could turn back time 'cause now the guilt is all mineCan't live without the trust from those you love, I know we can't forget the pastYou can't forget love and pride. Because of that, it's killing me insideIt all returns to nothing, it all comes (Ah, ah, ah, ah)Tumbling down, Tumbling down, Tumbling downIt all returns to nothing, I just keep (Ah, ah, ah, ah)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>19485318This song plays in the dark end to the second act of the End of Evangelion, and it is about suicide while the world is seen being torn apart in the background with a depiction of the apocalypse.This is not what happened to Cena. Cena is far more like this scene right here >>19485340 , the man who has been wrestling with his shadow and finally found a way that he can love himself while letting go of this persona that consumed thirty years of his life.This was a happy ending, Cena was choosing life, giving an earned chance for himself to finally rest.The entire retirement tour were three phases that mirror the jungian journey:>descent into abyss, Cena turns heel, lashes out on the fans and about how much he had to sacrifice for them>doing so, he also spokes truths and addresses old criticism of him, like his burial of "talent" (he only buries mediocrity), because truth is only found when the hero and its shadow uniteSecond phase was the antithesis:>Cena returns as the hero, gradually maturing fight after fight until Codey Rhodes (the antithesis to heel Cena), faces the shadow. And the encounter of the archetype and its shadow leads Cena to the final step of his journey.Synthesis:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>19485318Hollywood kino
>>19486797I meant the image not OP's faggot song. This is a linkpark amv board btw. In the End would be a much better song.
kino
>>19486461but he did give up though.
how are they going to punish him for fans booing Gunther and HHH?
>>19486510demoted to tna
>>19486510Make him do more gay porn
>>19486510can't say he doesn't deserve it
>>19486510Hopefully they fire him so he can end WWE when the money mark gives him a contract matching CM Punk's.
dancing gimmick
¿WTF happened to "this" Charlotte Flair?
>>19486833You killed her
>>19486837thats a lie. she was alive. i felt it
>>19486833She had a glowup
>>19486833She evolved. Into a stronger, more empowered, version of herself, seeking out what she deserves, not what's handed to her. Meanhile you, OP refuse to grow and expand your horizons. Do better.
>>19486833She when to a plastic surgery office. And never came back.
Been watching reaction vids to Cena's last match and all the casuals and zoomers are getting so upset he lost. Don't they know that it's tradition for a wrestler to lose their last match?
>>19486808Post some good ones
>>19486813https://youtube.com/shorts/b1UGkbYvIK0?si=lNlKwdjCkECdWjDt
>>19486808you mean like hogan? or taker? or bret? or stone cold?
