Imagine telling these guys marks were seething over Cena tapping out in his last match
>>19489659This was in 06 so these particular fans were larpers who probably only saw ECW on TNN as teenagers
It's time to invent MMA and be the mf GOAT at it>dun dunTime to invent MMA and be the mf GOAT at iiiit!
>>19489636>Brock wins the series 2-1 but nobody remembers because Triple Nose had himself go over at ManiaKek what a fragile ego
How can Tony capitalize on this? Everyone fucking hates WWE for fucking up Cena's retirement tour and last match, it's the prefect time to get WWE fans who are defecting
>>19488182He can't, the point of the work was to generate buzz going into Rumbe and Mania season.
he should run a 2 hour iron man match between mark davis and josh alexander this wednesday with the express point being to keep braindead monkey wwe fans away
>>19488199not really. it won 2019 by default and built from there but the phil debacle pretty much sealed their fate as the distant 2nd place fed. sad to see as a fan but tony is his own worst enemy. >>19488201could have helped... in 2023.
>>19488197That part
>>19488182I feel like it's too late for AEW. The only people who still watch AEW are obese smarks who cares about cagematch ratings to an autistic degree. Tony made a mistake by pandering hard to them all these years to the point that they're the only fans left who still watches AEW. If Tony tries to improve, it'll just alienate the smark fanbase while having no guarantee that it will be able to bring new eyes on the product. It's too risky which is why Tony will just keep pandering to his current fanbase until daddy's money runs out.
What did she mean by this?
>>19489616means we can laugh at her dimeless cuck husband in several different languages
Imagine the smell...
>>19489276Rumor has it that's what made Robs hair fall out
You are going to tell me something that had these people ready to riot like it was the 80s is bad booking? The absolute state of smarks
>>19489451>taking hyperbole literally
>>19489443That part. Why do they hate being engaged with the product so much?
>>19489593They think they understand pro wrestling logic on a deeper level because they learned words like heel and face. Suspension of disbelief just isn't possible so everything is judged based on how it made them feel emotionally. The same retards arguing about ratings on x.com and making threads about it here think if they didn't "get" what they were seeing, the same way Vince didn't "get" a lot of the wrestlers he buried, then it's just no good. So they start using all these terms they learned from shoot videos and dirt sheets to complain it's bad booking, bad creative, etc. When really they are just getting worked and it's making them emotional.
>>19489439>>19489443>>19489593>>19489607it would be embarrassing if you guys wwre bootlicking for free
>>19489611I haven't watched WWE in years. I'm simply reacting to an event that will go down in infamy.
>HE'S HERE! SUPERSTAR JOHN CENA HAS SPIT IN THE FACE OF THE CAPITALIST AMERICAN PIGS AND HAS COME TO GLORIOUS DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF KOREA TO HONOR THE DEAR SUPREME LEADER KIM JONG UN!
>>19489548Bros.. why would he turn his back on Albania?
That smile, the almost nonchalant tap not born of despair, but of contentment, said everything. It felt less like defeat and more like closure. As if he knew his work was done, his final task completed, Gunther firmly crowned as the new, immovable force of WWE.He always spoke of leaving this place better than he found it. Whether that’s true is a matter of perspective. But in that moment, in his own mind, it clearly was.This wasn’t surrender. It was a declaration. Not that his time had been taken from him, but that he had chosen the moment to say: My time is up, your time is now.Am I sad that my hero went out like this? Very much. But am I mad? No. Not when I step back and see it through the lens of a wrestling fan. This was beautiful, poetic storytelling. He spent his later years giving back, almost as if making up for the Nexus, the Rusevs, the Bray Wyatts. And he gave until there was nothing left to give.What he left behind was not an empty ring, but a summit. A true heel, the next generation must overcome, and in doing so, become stars themselves. That’s how this business survives. In an era where kayfabe is transparent, and both love and hatred are manufactured, it’s rare to see a heel truly despised. Yet here was one, not built on gimmicks or tricks, but simply on being who he is.The GOAT didn’t just say goodbye.He gave the business one final, gift.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>19489395Goldberg laughed about it too.
>>19489395nah it was gay as fuck
>>19489435Turn your monitor on
>>19489395ai wrote this post
>>19489395This guy went for a sleeper but was taller than me so I rolled and put him on a pin his long legs couldn't keep up and lost
Holiday edition
>>19489326Goddess Utumi
>>19489326>>19489423
I look forward to seeing the confidence inspiring tummy of Shino Suzuki
THERE'S NO HOLDING ME BACKI'M NOT DRIVEN BY FEAR, I'M JUST DRIVEN BY ANGER
>>19488651I liked Benoit's theme
That's going to make Zooey cry. What a jerk.
>>19488651>Reiner devoted considerable time and energy to liberal activism.>Reiner was a co-founder of the American Foundation for Equal Rights>Reiner endorsed Joe Biden for president for the 2020 election.>he was working on a 10- to 13-episode TV project covering the relationship between Vladimir Putin and Donald TrumpLike JD said about Travis Scott: good riddance!
Fuck wrong with timmies bruh
>>19488651what the fuck kind of name is romy
>29 and 30
>>19487777AIjeets could never
>>19487777Cool down Unc
>>19487777blessed digits
>>19487758Just two autists havin’ a glare.
>>19489197>He is. In IndiaDo they think he's actually Brock?
Umm... Lexi needs some help in this position.
I wish Paddle on a Pole was still a thing. Need to batter that biscuit butt.
>>19480830Backshots would sound like the Battle of Kursk
>>19480830Would like to stick a snooker cue inside her asshole and play with it
Marty Jannetty with the IC belt
>>19488000The "your mom died" consolation belts
Never lose get called a pity winner...
It’s not a pity run but what would Orton’s first reign be called?Because he didn’t win that for being good, he only won that as a fuck you to Brock leaving and dropped the belt almost as soon as the job was done.
>>19489304Even disregarding the fact youre a pedophile, youre also just profoundly unfunny
>>19489529They fear short sentencesLike this
KWABOTY (Kek What A Booker Of The Year)
Why would Haitch be KWABOTY? He just booked the most legendary retirement show in history. Legit, what is the problem with you?
I was Tonyposting all year for Tony as KWABOTY but it has to be Triple Bypass at this point.
>>19489292Let them get worked. This is what it will take to make things right and correct again. The final destruction of the modern smark.
All these pathetic souls with their deep investment in understanding carny speak and logic. How easy it is to make them seethe like they were being worked by an 80s heel looking for cheap heat in a town that only gets about 2 wrestling shows per year if they are lucky.
>>19487830HOLY FUCKING DIMESOLAS
>and I think I know as the rest of the Hart Foundation knows what the HHH stands for, and HBK
>>19489366HomoHomoHomoFraid so
>>19489366HomoHeartattackHelmsley
OH, I'M NO QUEER.
