>Let me tell you something, Joe. Back in Japan, brother, things were different. You didn’t know if it was gonna be a match, a shoot, or an outright samurai duel, dude. So when I stepped into the ring with Inoki, I had to be ready for anything, you know what I’m saying?>Yeah, man, that sounds intense.Intense doesn’t even cover it, brother! Inoki came at me like a madman, with this crazy spinning karate chop—I dodged it by a hair. That’s when I knew, dude, this wasn’t just wrestling. This was life or death. So I hit him with the Big Boot and the Leg Drop right there, brother. BAM! He went down, and I thought it was over. But no—he got back up, Joe. That’s when I realized…I had to murder him, brother. There was no other way.>You murdered Antonio Inoki?>Had to, dude. But here’s the thing—and this is the part nobody talks about, brother—after I hit him with the atomic leg drop, I leaned down and whispered, “It’s over, Inoki. Rest now.” And just as his spirit was leaving his body, a single tear fell from my eye and brought him back to life, dude. >Wow, really?>Afraid so.
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>>16858348>>16858718I can't even imagine what this show was like. Literally the biggest liar on the planet earth talking about himself to the biggest believer of lies on the planet earth.
>>16858348He said all this
>>16858369fpbp
Everything the Hulkster said was true though people just dont like the truth. Similar to when you tell trannys theres only 2 genders.
Kek there's no heat, no excitement, no buzz at all going into this RumbleWWE is "cooked" as the kids say
>>16859125now type this without crying
>>16859130I... I can't...
>>16859125i just love love LOVE laughing at wweHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>16859125yep, that's why the rumble will get the highest attendance it's ever had and completely break the gate for any non-WM wrestling event, no buzz and ice cold indeed
My champion!!
>he’s still crying
>>16853528She literally is a man. One sad fat piece of trash is samefagging this thread.
>>16859158Faggot
What did she mean by this?
>>16856684lime > lemoncats > dogsvanilla > chocolateEnd of. Simple as.
Collecting food for when she's eventually fired for being a shitter.
>>16856684I guess she wants some wings, anon.Jeez.
>>16856684based gigimeister working the marks
>>16856684They're in Atlanta, Lemon pepper wings are one of the only things they're known for.
#30
>>16858664he would be if that darn wife and kid of his stop nagging him all damn day
>>16858664Is it true that he murdered most of his family and died from autoerotic asphyxiation? I was shocked to read that.
>>16858664Kind of fucked up that this guy put his daughters into a fuel tank
>dynamidget did less than 30k on maxLMAO OH NO NO NO NO NO!!!!
>>16858854Yep fraid so
>>16858854Definitely less than 30k
>>16859107I watched it on max .... yesterday after raw. Honestly it was the best collision since they started on max but christ why the fuck am I watching Samoa joe in a 50/50 match with nick wayne. That Jericho Dax match really lowered the bar for what a good collision is.
>>16830622I miss Norm bros
>>16830622won't be long before this becomes their main competition
>50 years in the business>only contributions to wrestling are kane and hell in a cell match
>>16857950he destroyed Japanese wrestling
>>16857936Didn't this guy casually say the N word while eating Pizza Hut?
He also shattered his kneecaps falling from a scaffold like a goof
>>16858012Based. I hate jap shit.>>16858057Also Based.
>>16857936fuck cucknette
lmao what a couple of fags
>>16857906Oklahoma was a better manager
Dr death? More like dr dimes
KWABOTY '98
>>16858234would have been kino if the boys fixed the fights among themselves and didnt tell the office. time is a flat circle.
>you can always guilt trip the guy with the moneyWords to live by.
>>16859055Best to never win the big one? It's between him and perfect
>>16859077You forgot Piper, Jake and DiBiase
>>16859114Piper was never going to get it because he refused to job to anyonehe only let Bret do it because they were good friends
>>16859077Scott is in my top 10 ever despite never winning the big one so he's my pick. So effortlessly cool, smooth as hell in the ring, and a naturally funny dude who could make just about anything entertaining. Fuck, late WCW people were chanting for Hall to come back like a day after he got a DUI because it would be more entertaining than anything else they could musterMy "mount rushmore" of guys to not win the world championship is probably Hall, Perfect, Roddy, Jake. Scott was smart enough to stay away from carrying a company given his personal demons, Roddy wasn't ever going to job to anyone clean, and Jake had his own problems (and wasn't really the type to carry the strap during his peak). Perfect honestly should have won one. Surprised WCW didn't throw it on him as a nod to his career before his body broke all the way down.
Chelsea Green player>dedicated TV time weekly>cuts great promos>has based matches>is over>hotNepohog player>gets left off TV most weeks>gets dunked on by Master Gable backstage>no matches>is not over>uglyPretty clear that HBChelsea is the better mid-card champ than Birbetty!
womeme lmao
>>16858187>Iyofag trying to bring Chelsea into thisFuck off.
>>16858187Based and true
>>16858187Birbcels hate this but it's true
Kek, it really do be like that. Love my U.S. champ!
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card for Giant Baba memorial show on Friday
>>16857032>NishimuraI'm surprised he's in a match. Last I checked, he had part of his brain removed due to cancer.
>>16858760wait till you hear what they did to shibata
Handsome couple.
>>16858822Yeah like you.
>>16858827Turn your monitor on
>>16858837It’s been on.
>>16858822Afraid so
>>16858798She is mogging him desu
>between raw, sd, snme and the royal rumble wwe sold 100k ticketsholy fucking red hot
no wonder vince wanted his bussy
yall talk about tickets more than your favorite wrestler
Meanwhile sashit can't draw a dime jej
>jobs to "dirty" dominik mysterio at wrestlemania 41 night two in your path
>>16858070Finn needs the Demon to defeat Dirty Dom? nigga you crazy
>>16858070Then Dom can job at Summerslam>>16858773Finn, JD, and Becky would be the faces here. Did you not see what happened yesterday? There's no fucking way in hell they are going to boo JD when he comes back. Dom and co. can now just betray Finn when he comes back and get this story going
Reminder that Finn is literally a pedophile. He fucked Becky when she was 15.
>>16858773i hope they don't to a standard babyface vs heel, they should make it more complex, also finn should win the feud
>>16858978age of consent in ireland is 14
A reminder that as humiliated as Ibou is, no one has ever ruined their career like Nick Hausman. Nick Hausman was the guy Punk thought was friends with Colt Cabana and his question started the whole Punk meltdown at the scrum. Hausman spent the next year talking about this interaction and it completely fucked with his head and inflated his self worth. Following this "successful interaction" Hausman took it upon himself to become wrestlings investigative journalist. His gimmick was going to be "I'm the guy asking the hard, tough questions." Well,This fucking moron thought he was going to get Jericho with the Kylie Ray story, caused a huge black eye for AEW and hurt Tony Khans character (this was before Tony was known to be a complete joke.) Not stopping there, our crack journalist actually asks HHH about the Vince allegations at the next WWE press scrum. Triple H deflects and says he hasn't read the whole report, but more damage is done and HHHs knowledge of the whole Vince situation is brought under spotlight. Both WWE and AEW told their wrestlers that if they EVER associate with Hausman again they would no longer be booked. Overnight Hausman lost all access to the way he was making a decent career. Seriously, Ibou was making pennies compared to Hausman. His website shut down, lost his Patreon, and he completely deplatformed himself and has no online presence. The most overlooked KWAB of all time. This all happened because CM Punk picked Nick to ask a question and Hausman thought it was a sign from God.
>>16859186This guy really did disappear off the face of the earth. Good riddance to one less self-mark wannabe journalist.
>>16859186not reading allat
That's how journalism works, though; if you actually make things difficult for the people you're reporting on, you get viewed as a risk.Wrestling "journalists" are tolerated because the companies view them as marks. They hold their sham press conferences to give their shows the air of legitimacy when they know that there's no wrestling journalism ethics board, and any journo is fine being bought and sold for access.You ever wonder why anything "big" gets broken by ESPN or Deadspin, or any other publication that isn't Fightful, or RingSideNews or whatever? It's because those journalists (I spit on all of them) actually have an apparatus behind them, and aren't too scared to lose a yummy wummy press box with their charcuterie board treat.All "wrestling journalists" are controlled opposition.
>>16859213oh yeah without a doubt. Hausman is a talentless hack who has never even accidentally been funny. He was so lucky to have his platform, he only got it through unstoppable retarded determination. He stepped in shit because he never listened to the thousands of people who rightfully told him that he sucked. From Improv comedy, wrestling manager, podcast host. He wasn't good at any of them but you just couldn't keep the guy away. The thing that made this so funny was the complete lack of foresight into how this would effect his career moving forward. Say what you will about Denise or Sapp but if you asked them to ask the Hausman questions at a media scrum they would run away from you lightning fast. Hausmans biggest asset, his ego, was what got him in the end. He's probably delivering packages for Amazon right now.
