>starting to make public appearances >janel grant's lawsuit going nowhere>doofus son in law is tanking the company>Vinceamaniacs are now begging for a return4D chess by Based Vince. He knows Triple H is a dweeb and that America loves a good comeback story. Vince will be back by the end of 2026.
He had consensual sex with a 40 year old woman who didn’t even work for the company. Even normies are starting to understand it’s bullshit
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>>19484501All this nigga did was shit on a woman and have johnny ace fuck her. Yet he's treated like epstein
Kek, what a mentally ill piglet freak!
>>19485092What are you sliding?
>doesn't tap
>>19485090He never drew a 4 million dollar gate
Because he's the true GOAT
Is he canonically the strongest wrestler?
>>19482575we don't sign our posts here
Statistically it's Asuka.
>>19483972actually, Filipinos are the most powerful race so it's possibly Kidd Bandit
>>19483972she won more matches than Ed "Strangler" Lewis? sure about that?
>>19481285The Fiend Burned to death and just came back as fried bacon and later recovered.
>draws
>>19482375Don't worry, I'm sure Winter Is Coming did a big numbahahahahahaha
I guess dronies just gotta defend their slop no matter what hahaha how embarrassing
>>19482374coming soon
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>>19482374YES 6 MILLY?
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why are joshi parents cunts
>>19483855Literally no one wants a wrestler kid
>>19484312Cute family
>just tap out lil bro
>>19484089GMS
Not your town stop trying to control our livesTokyo - 3 protocols, town destroyed by Kaiju
Even Hogan tapped out, fuck off.
Honestly kids in that state really should give up. Their parents would be saved lots of money and time and resources and they could devote more time to making replacement children that aren't defective.
Exactly how fucking worked are you right now?
>the greatest professional wrestler of all time had his last career match yesterday>ZERO threads
How embarrassing will his retirement be?
>>19485027We are gonna need a bigger jobber what about Corbin?
>>19485027GOONTA's gonna tap him out
>>19485045he's a muppet
>>19485027When he comes back dronies are gonna proclaim Tony fumbled and the goat is back. Really pathetic fucking losers
>>19485027Dunno, but one thing’s for sure: he’s gonna lose his last match because that’s what happens, haven’t you heard? Old farts go out on their back because tradition! So you know, no need to bother tuning in for it, whenever it happens.
>gets told creative has nothing for you and to go homeI honestly wouldn't be surprised if he retires silently
>>19485065He's in Saudi Arabia doing promotional work
>>19485075>promotional work at mr beast slop festival
>>19485065I doubt he cares. He was pretty beat up before he returned. Almost retired it was so bad. So the lighter schedule is probably a blessing. And he's still getting paid millions a year. Again, I seriously doubt he's upset about how things have shaken out .
John Cena lost himself within a character. Like all wrestlers, he was a shaman. He was possessed by an archetype of the jungian hero who overcomes all odds and inspire the people to do the same. All wrestlers are shamans, and the succesful wrestlers are a vessel for an jungian archetype of the human consciousness and thus, are able to identify with people at a profound level because we all foster that archetype within our mind and wrestle with its thoughts. Examples of these mega-succesful wrestlers are CM Punk as the 'Outlaw', the one who wishes to rebel. John Cena was the 'Hero', the one we draw our resiliance from, the urge to overcome the odds. The same way we despise CM Punk when he fails to live up to the 'Outlaw' and is a hypocrit (the Outlaw follows rebellion to a fault), we despise Cena when he failed to live up to the 'Hero'. But that is the beauty of it. We only despise them because we had to love them in the first place.Cena, more than any other wrestler, occupied his life doing 'Make a wish', being an ambassador to wrestling, and becoming this unreal superman. He was more archetype than man. Who even is John Cena? He His entire farewell tour was a fascinating deconstruction of his own character. He embraced his shadow fully (the Hermit to the Hero), and gradually crawled out of the darkness as the fans went from booing to cheering. And in the end, he achieves not his return to Hero, but synthesis. In the end Cena taps out. He is free from Super Cena. He is free from Make a Wish. He is free from being the first to arrive and the last to leave. He is free from expectation. You see as the archetype leaves his body, he tenses down, smiles to the camera. He is no longer a toy, he has embraced his shadow out of love for himself. A love that - we must admit - earned.And taps free.This is now wrestling's greatest storyline, but it will take forever until people understand. They are in grief. Cena died, so Cena can live.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>19484002Just like any other actor, no more like real life Superman. No more endless make a wish demands.
reminds me of the rebuild of evangelion series
>>19483984The curtains are fucking blue, anon. Cena's entire retirement run has been pure schizophrenia propped up by moments rather than any sort of storytelling direction.
>>19484448Storytelling in wrestling is never perfect because there is so much that the writers cannot control, but ultimately everyone is trying to tell a coherent story even if they are not given complete control of the plot. And the stories humans tell and understand are but a few. We have to build these stories upon injuries, mistakes in the delivery of scripts, crowd chants, confused wrestlers, misdirected shows and other chaos.Ultimately, the person telling the story from the heel turn to this ending is John Cena, since he is the most in control of it all. The result is a great jungian tale of embracing one's shadow and being reborn. HHH fumbled a lot of the booking, but this ending ties everything together in one of wrestling's greatest stories.This is something you don't even see in movies or books anymore. It is the father that, having done his role, finally gives in to fragility. It is the saint that finally chooses himself as his benefactor. There is a great story being told here, that built upon itself. We are lucky it managed to end, even if some parts felt like filler (like the Lesnar fight).
>>19483402If it wasn't too much work for no pay, I'd make a edit out of this match with fade in of the highlight reel they showed with Komm susser tod blasting in the background. At the end I'd put "Just Give up" text slowly fading in and turning the screen black with just the text on it.
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>>19482347thank you webmbro Merry Christmas
>>19475071Cool bump and I don't think I've seen this one done before.
>>19464849
>>19482347Thank you!
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hero boomp
why did nastypoi appear on naho's youtube channel?
I love japanese women so much, bros
>>19484580thanks
>>19482996disturbing
>I'd like to teach the world to sing>In perfect harmony>I'd like to buy the world a Coke>And keep it company>That's the real thing
>>19480373Nice feet
Not yet
>>19483597MVPudding
'mu is a judeo-christian goddess
>>19484672Sad we never had Tam/Saori tag champions
Cenationbros, how are you guys holding up?
they made it really clear that Ryder and Ziggler would be the two surprises, they made it really clear he was gonna tap to Gunther and Dave reported for months it would be Gunther. Anyone blindsided by how all this went isn't actually in the cenation cause they're more retarded than his most retarded make a wish fan.
>>19484222>superman fans seethe when he actually losesYou understand them now right?
>>19484259what? No? I don't watch super hero shit. I literally just watch wrestling and read books.
