>people still think this was a shoot
>>19467896Lmfao thanks sounds based
>>19464984Cena won this match since his foot bounced over batista's head first before touching the floor.
>>19465028there's a reason that even in real sports it's avoided
>>19467896>people still think Vince tearing his quads was a shoot
>>19464984It was a shoot. You know it was a shoot because Batista hit first but they declared it a draw and restarted. If it was a work, they would have timed it like Bret and Lex or Hogan and Ordorff to sell it. Batista lost his balance, shit happens.
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codester is actually 6'6 but shortens himself in order to be relatable to the common man
>>19468111I can't believe codester would wear lifts to bury one of his brothers like that, disgusting!
damn logod really is the next BIG thing
What will john cena's legacy be?
>>19467549In all fairness, the story of the NBA was GOAT vs GOAT in Bird vs Johnson and Jordan made it a fight for a distant number two. Jordan is the Babe Ruth of basketball. He's that Sgt Peppers, the WrestleMania X-7, the Empire Strikes Back, the Lion King, etc. He's the canon GOAT to where it's a mythology, even if something/one is objectively better.
>>19467606Cena should've nominated for Best Lead Actor in a television series - Comedy at the Golden Globes. He was better as Chris Smith in season 2 than Steve Martin and Martin Short were as old gay guys in Annoying Murders in the Building.
Fat Chick Thriller
>>19467456He will be known as a wrestler turned actor. Although the Jiong Xina shit followed him more than I thought on leddit.
The guy who drove away the last remaining parts of the attitude era audience
>cena is retiring in the same arena goldberg kicked bret Gunther could do the funniest thing on Saturday night
INOKIFOREVER
>>19467924It's enough that I'm proud of him
>>19467887Famous Inoki-ist Kenny Omega
>>19467924kenny o'preggers
>>19467924that's terry gordy
Looks like Kenny took one too many trips to the ribera steakhouse
anyone got webm of stone cold getting his neck brokensigning up for all scenes
>>19467988Astro Boy!
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>>19466787flappy the suckman
>>19464213>husband and kids while being a wrestler>Failare you serious?
>>19467408Not her name
Future world champion
>>19467347Okay
>>19467347>dude what if bianca was an actual ratchet ghetto hood bitch lmaomaybe when cody gets the book
*glass shatters*
>>19464532The last beer I ever drank was a Guinness about 3 years ago. I was never an alcoholic but I just don't drink my calories anymore. And it's less embarrassing to say "I quit drinking" than admit my actual problem area which was sugary coffee drinks. Like some kind of woman. Nobody congratulates you if you say you got off the flavored lattes. They just ask if you're on the Ozempic like you're some kind of woman. Anyway thank you for reading my blog post in this off topic thread. I'll be in the Collision gamethread tomorrow. Me and at least 1 or 2 other people.
>>19464532too many subhuman smarks threads on page 1 lets bump some non obese subhuman smark threads that got slid by those fucking woodditards
>>19464532>*tastes like shit*
>>19467915Niggas need a translator app to understand you faggots, you sound deranged
>>19464622Based Calvinists. Get fucked, Pope lover.
What did he know
>>19467826You tell me
>>1946782692 is pw's 23, its fucking everywhere.
Are the Wyatt Sicks heels or faces? I am really enjoying the feud between them and MFTs, partially because I'm a huge fan of heel vs heel dynamics (which are unfortunately rare). But I was told they aren't heels, and are more "anti-faces" (a la Stone Cold). What does /pw/ think?
>>19468009they are tweeners. i also think they suck.
>>19468009Bo with rowan as a heater could have been a dimes mid card act. The rest are shitters
>>19468075bo is by far the worst of the group.
>He'll be retired tomorrow and no one fucking caresTriple Nose is a fucking hack. In retrospect best case was saving the Phil match because of how many dorks I saw say it should be Edge and shit, but Gunther fumbled the Goldberg retirement ( and I think Gunny is one of the best in the company don't get it twisted ). Second best option was Bron, who wasn't even in the running. Third best was Orton who I never heard of in a while. Fourth best would be maybe a crazy Austin/Rock appearance. Fifth would be RomanSixth would be Jericho, maybe they could get him off his deal early. Seventh would be Gunther, who is the actual contender and there's zero sToRy to build it up. Aight.
Blaming Trips for Cena and Rocks garbage idea that ruined the entire storyline is hilarious.
>>19467803"Trips" is literally the head writer you fucking retard
>>19467806You think Hunter is in charge of the Rock (his boss, and someone he can't order to show up and do what he wants) and Cena (the guy retiring) and they were going to be told by Triple H how his retirement should go?
>>19467811yes tko is corporate as fuck and it's the division he's delegated
You seriously think that Cena is going to retire after a random nothing burger Saturday Night’s Main Event with someone he has no history with when Wrestlemania is 90 days away? Silly billies
>fat/chubby wrestler>his theme song is a fucking tuba
>>19467401The fact he's from Beersheba, Israel has nothing to do with this, racist
>>19467376She bit off the tip of his tongue.
>>19468041That sounds like Vince Offer by DQ. Or he lost first blood, who knows their whore rules?
>>19468046She locked a mandibular tongue lock on him, and he got DQ'd by using a closed fist
>>19467350He's the Woke Buster nowhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=ro1vJSXLKmc
Examples of "I'm a babyface but I act like a heel"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbp1r-QqAzY
>>19468064Adolf hitler
Is there any chance Cena wins?
>>19467258Yes and it was awesome!
>>19466831He just retired Goldberg. It's already his shtick. Having him be the one to beat Cena just makes Cena's retirement a statistic which is the least meaningful thing it could become. Not to mention it's not going to matter anyway. Austin Theory beat John Cena at Wrestlemania and no one even talks about it. Solo beat Cena. No one buys into this shit of people getting any kind of rub from stuff like that anymore. Either you're over or you're not. Beating someone big isn't enough anymore to do it
>>19464594If HHH is smart he'd let Cena win so no there is no chance he wins
>>19467258I don't know, but I'm happy to punch a Nazi in support.“The only real politics I knew was that if a guy liked Hitler, I'd beat the stuffing out of him and that would be it.” - Jack Kirby
>>19467272Nothing more cringe than when a comic book ham fists racists into a story so the le epic superhero can beat them up.
