Card>You already know the fucking card
>>19468427The two biggest matches for WrestleMania are set up at the Royal Rumble and Elimination Chamber, then the rest of the card is built around that.Creating a false narrative that they "need to do something now" is just a gay retard way of primping the pump so you can chimp out tomorrow when they don't do any hotshot schizobooking, call up half of NXT, and generally make a fucking mess of things just to please retarded AEW fans with crippling social media addictions
>>19468693John Cena has been anti dimes for 20 years and the ratings have only fallen with him on top.
>>19468693Frog faggot spittin facts
>>19466307>100s of thousands of lapsed fans will be watching on Saturday>tens of millions more will see clips on social media>we should have Oba Femi beat our world champion in his first matchThere are retards among us who truly think this is a preferred decision and they will all cry out in performative disdain when it doesn't happen
now with moving graphics
KINOFUCKING KINO
>>19468023>The honest answer>Proceeds to just make assumptions>going to let wrestlers from outside organizations>There is literally a wrestler from an outside organization in the movie>Implying a talent agency can just dictate the test of the movie's cast
>>19461152Chun li and Cammy aren't nearly thick enough
What is the plot supposed to be? Akuma supercedes M Bison, and works best as a surprise. You have Ryu and Dan, but no Sagat. I don't know where they're going with this.
>>19468395A Street Fighting tournamentPeople probably don't want to wait for everyone to appear in chronological order and they are probably going to stay true to the backstories for the most part but put the events together in a new way
>>19468336>source: my body fat from the high fructose corn syrup in all of my foodsJust like the warcraft movie? Retard.
she won
>>19468299Becky would irl do this too
>>19468309I played Call of Duty with Randy Orton online a bunch of times and I'm sure he was joking but he talked about a time that when NXT girls were trying to see who could fuck as many wrestlers as possible and Rebecca was passed around like a joint backstage
>>19468314I believe it
>>19468335cocaine is a helluva drug
Who's your favorite wrestler?Mine? Exam
>>19467937I like Pentacostal, Corner, Rock Hard, and the Stone.
>>19467961Christian, Edge, ???, Rock>>19467937For me, it has to be the Large Scarlet Device.
>>19467937For me, its>the funeral directoror>the tough yankee
Izzy bros... why does she dress like this and is friends with tattoed dykes and feminazis? I thought she was pure and would remain pure forever...Tell me she doesn't have an OF
>>19468641Izzy is behaving this way because she was a high school outcast. Nerd. Goofy looking. Flat chested. Prowrestling fan. Oh and played with Legos until she was 15. Disneyfreak. Now she's the fucking Prom Queen of /pw/
>>19468565Whatever. You stick to diddling 18 year old kids. I'll satiate my loins inside a prime Grade A milf. Older women know how to treat an anon.
>>19468686Why not both?
>>19468691I like the way you think! Are you French?
>>19467805>She doesn’t menstruate or take shits?not since she got vaccinated vs COVID
DOCTOR OF BIRBANOMICS EDITION!!Chirp life, this is basic birbanomics! This was a BIG week for our favorite canary, she attended an event hosted by her tag partner, Bayley, and got to mentor new up and coming talent. The GOAT also attended the event! In other news, /ourbirb/ once again had a BANGER of a match with Roxy on RAW that got the crowd hyped! Even BIGGER news - Lyra will be featured on her own WWE Unreal episode! Kek, what a rising star!Previous: >>19399992Quick highlight from Raw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goK2gpoisRcWatch the CVV interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGyK-wmlCXs&t Celebratory Tyra reunion edit: https://files.catbox.moe/4cqbxb.mp4Socials:https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/https://www.instagram.com/real_valkyria/
I still don’t know who won the match
Man some house shows get some really unique and weird dark matches, but when I went to a show this year I just got Candice LeRae vs Michin.
>>19467772>Candice LeRae vs MichinFucking rip and grim
Why does Lyra look so panicked?
sloppy fedophile shop
>>19468635That's a fucking long setup for such a subpar move. Why did she feel the arm through if it was irrelevant to the move?
>>19468635That's just women's wrestling in general
>>19468635this midget does not represent my company
all that to try and use Roxanne's finish and fail. Feel so weird how much people allow their finishers to be used these days. Still feel weird that like 8 people use a spear when the top guy was using a spear all those years. Imagine if someone else used a stunner in WWE(in wwe you autistic fuck reading this, Mikey and Disco don't count) they wouldn't last a day and Cena would bury people for using anything that even looked like an FU, Now people just use other people's shit constantly.
>>19468635are they getting AI to create the moves now too?
Tam Nakano is forever
>>19464084Wow cute
Tamu looking page 1
>>19467417Front-page player
every time NXT fans hype someone they end up being just barely taller or shorter than main roster people. Someone just inflated Kofi.
>>19465587Codeman is gonna buckbreak this dude so hard
>>19465587Kek he looked like fucking andre in nxt
>>19465587not so much space for cerebral cortex in that negroid skull, I reckon
>>19467530>some Nigerian concubinesI know a Nigerian girl recently arrived to our country, she's very pretty and feminine. Hope she remains like that and hope the Codester's spirit leads me to conquer her like a true Cody fan should
this is just what being a WWE fan is, you have to ignore the NXT fans, they're like the annoying little brother trying to get your attention desperately but then you finally look at the guy or girl they've been screeching about for 2 years and it's just a fine wrestler with nothing special going on.
>>19467998The guy who sued Abdullah the Butcher for giving him Hepatitis. He also does interviews on YouTube, is a talentless wrestler, and is a scumbag.
>>19465151Honestly I respect Flair the GOAT. Respect his wishes.
>>19467998>uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>19465151ric sure is surrounded by street drug users
>>19465151>Don't talk to me, or my son, ever again!
I just found out that this guy is still alive. I knew Ric Flair's son died, but I didn't realize he had a different son and that's the one who died.
>>19467868That was Reid.
>>19467872Literally whom
>>19467814he's fat now
>>19467884the one who died
>>19467814This guy got to fuck prime Stacy Kiebler.
The match that will set a new standard for Our Sport.
>>19468625finally some fucking kino
>>19468625I will watch your game
Is he really better than Inoki?
>>19468619Dunno about that anon
>>19468547I know that you're a no life faggot with literally nothing going well for him
>>19468619retard posers just spout the dumbest shit huh
>>19468627You are worked and that was Vaders fault.
>>19468648Wrong, should have tucked his chin in but couldn't because of all the mewing he done. Vader was safe here.
Why are e-fedophiles so angry tonight?Did something happened at the sloppy shop?Was SlopDown that bad?
>>19467049>I'M NOT MAD ABOUT DYNAMITE DOING A TERRIBLE RATING AND JOBBING TO NXT AGAIN!>YOU'RE MAD!lol
>>19467065You sound upset.
>>19467065This. Kek.
>>19467065barbtits just can't resist talking about AEW in a non-AEW thread
Move over Cody
What's the difference between a black girl and a pile of shit? ...I'd fuck a pile of shit
What's the difference between this bitch and midnight? 11.59pm
She's so black even other blacks say she's too black
>>19468425
>>19468425>>19468647