>I'm expected to believe this is a 45 year old womanWhat's the yokai version of a succubus?
>>19488503>Big motherly breasts with perfect little pink nipples to suckle onI'm jealous of Kanako Jr
>>19487679>>19488503Milk comes from there.
>>19489017delicious asukamilk
>>19489082The pouty expression. The soft toned tummy. The thick thighs. The jiggly booba. The shiny nose.Is this the perfect MILF??
>>19489174Yes
looking backall of bork's best matches were against smaller guys
>>19489373I dont count post-2012 Lesnar matches, as most of them are booked as gimmicked boss flights when he spam only 9001 suplexs and F-5 every single timeProper Lesnar (2002-2007) had a lot of great fights with people that werent manlets. He even had a great chemistry with Big Show, of all people
>>19489407Brock put effort with co-workers he respect (see his match with Big Bible AJ)Bryan despite being a vegan hippie from Seattle is actually and hardcore worker with a serious strong style, and with strong family values. Both similarities he shares with Bork
>>19489410Brock when he came back, with a much more liberal contract, was a moody cunt that only works with people if they pass his arbitrary "respect" meter. Somebody like Braun or Ricochet or Dean Ambrose he doesn't respect so he gives them nothing, whereas other people like Daniel Bryan or CM Punk he gives them a lot. There's no real logic behind it, he just does whatever he wants
>>19489420>BraunCrybaby beta bitch born in a body of a giant. No reason to respect him>RicochetManlet geek>DeanFake tough guy that often acted unprofessionalIts not hard to predict who Lesnar would not respect. My only suprise in this regard in all these years was Chez
>>19489455Heyman is probably the main reason he respected Punk.
paul had 3 chances (netflix debut, wrestlepalooza, SNME Cena) just this year to bring back some lapsed fans but instead he put on awful 4-5 match cards with shitty finishes and a women's match that dragged and killed the crowd all 3 timesthus, the ratings keep going down
>>19485626The "record profits" are from long term deals like peacock, netflix, sponsorships, merchandise, the saudi stuff and being locked in with certain stadiums. It's not because Triple Hemorrhoids is a good booker/writer. Why are wrestling fans so retarded that they can't figure this out? Same goes for the insider wrestling media.
>>19489338Shut the fuck up izzypedo
>>19484559when the fuck is paul gonna bring paige backi need that bimbo whore on my television weekly again
>>19484625i’m a lapsed unc fan i watched the main on jewtube and then turned it off
Normies were actually interested in the Cena heel turn and then he didn't appear for a month and when he did they had dropped the whole thing and people went back to not giving a shit.
You are going to tell me something that had these people ready to riot like it was the 80s is bad booking? The absolute state of smarks
>>19489439Obese smarks hate nothing more than being genuinely worked. That's why Triple H is laughing in their faces
None of them were going to riot
>>19489451>taking hyperbole literally
Who was the better heel? Who drew the most heat?
>>19487583Man that Koichi push was a bit asinine, wasn't it? 3 gimmick swaps, valet, on screen team up with Jotaro and Joseph - a true company "the future - next in line" over commitment to only come back for sequel to put the next guy over with the marks without actually doing a proper jobbing. What a thankless cunt.
>drop AEW when they hire a tranny wrestler>drop Jojo when Araki makes a tranny characterSimple as
>>19485212Joseph. That wasn't hard at all.
>>19485013Dio drew the most heat and is the best but Funny Valentine is my favorite.
Was he the best midcard heel?It's either him or Hol Horse right?
>JOHN FELIX CENA IS ALL ELITE
>>19487877or maybe the term "smark" is a fake term that some people use to encompass anyone who disagrees with them by exploiting a false enemy dynamic, using it much like the jews use the republican and democrat parties to give people a false choice.
>>19487979He said Never Give Up and he gave up. He said Hustle Loyalty Respect, maybe he has no loyalty after all.
>>19488045All terms are fake terms because language is artificial.
Cena sold his soul to WWE he would probably rather die than live and join AEW Cena is a perfect corporate man
>>19487099Gene Sauna
Sports entertainment has died.Does this mean we get Inokiism again?
Cena vs Gunther will definitely be in the Rise and Fall of WWE documentary
>>19489257>those commentsBut I thought the heckin' casuals were all gonna watch AEW now??? BROS DISCUCΚ EMERGENCY MEETING NOW!!!
>>19489273AEW is being cancelled and you're making up fantasy scenarios in your head lmao
Press P to piss on it's grave
>>19489257“rEsPeCt BuTtOn”when did this begging autism start and why does it continue?braindead retard gimmick
He should have retired Cena. The heat would have been great. Normies don't care about Gunther.
9/10 look8/10 charisma7/10 in-ring
That smile, the almost nonchalant tap not born of despair, but of contentment, said everything. It felt less like defeat and more like closure. As if he knew his work was done, his final task completed, Gunther firmly crowned as the new, immovable force of WWE.He always spoke of leaving this place better than he found it. Whether that’s true is a matter of perspective. But in that moment, in his own mind, it clearly was.This wasn’t surrender. It was a declaration. Not that his time had been taken from him, but that he had chosen the moment to say: My time is up, your time is now.Am I sad that my hero went out like this? Very much. But am I mad? No. Not when I step back and see it through the lens of a wrestling fan. This was beautiful, poetic storytelling. He spent his later years giving back, almost as if making up for the Nexus, the Rusevs, the Bray Wyatts. And he gave until there was nothing left to give.What he left behind was not an empty ring, but a summit. A true heel, the next generation must overcome, and in doing so, become stars themselves. That’s how this business survives. In an era where kayfabe is transparent, and both love and hatred are manufactured, it’s rare to see a heel truly despised. Yet here was one, not built on gimmicks or tricks, but simply on being who he is.The GOAT didn’t just say goodbye.He gave the business one final, gift.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>19489395Goldberg laughed about it too.
>>19489395nah it was gay as fuck
>>19489435Turn your monitor on
Holiday edition
Best tum in the business and it's not even close
>>19489326Goddess Utumi
>>19489326>>19489423
>LAST WEEK: 512,000>THIS WEEK: 496,000>NXT: 532,000 (0.08)Previous threads:>>19442188 >>19448524
Will their fans even follow them to the new streaming service?
>>19488667Frayed not
>>19487885It's buried. Now we're just pissing on the grave.
>>19461589
>>19489274Exactly
*Buys a slave in Malaysia*
How nice of him to adopt a fatherless child
>>19488088Was this ever proven or just another baseless rumor?
>>19488088would a sexpat/mail-order bride gimmick be dimes?
i learned recently that my brothers wife's step dad shoot owned a slave in dubai
Smarks need to stop being cucks for an abstract; would they dump the entire ice cream inventory of an icecream shop on the ground to honor fallen soldiers or would they let people eat the ice cream so they can enjoy it for selfish reasons? Would smarks tell everyone in lthe line to stop buying ice cream for selfish reasons because a kid that really needs the icecream might show up even if the kid has shown before that, even when other people give the retarded kid their ice cream, the retarded kid always ends up dropping the ice cream?Gunther is a retarded kid that has dropped the ice cream that was meant for other customers and other wrestlers. A feel good moment of cena a la shawn michaels would have been ice cream for everyone. What we have is ice cream for gunther.
>fat ass can only think of analogies that involve ice cream
>>19487502stop buying funko pops
>>19487609stop buying fudgesicles
>>19487640we dont sign our posts here
>>19487502fpbp
His lawyer received a letter of approval from WWE granting him to wrestle in this event only. His non compete clause still ongoing
>>19488619pretty much. for a latin american indie fed, scoring a guy like andrade is like gold, you instantly make him your top guy.
>>19488601Yeah, because it's not 'competition' for WWE and that company let WWE use their talent during their Puerto Rico show.
>>19488562Andrade got in trouble because he wanted to work too much. She sucks because she wanted to show up less. They are not the same.
>>19488619Indie bookers will pay the most dimeless jobber whos ridiculous sums of money with transportation included provided they were on WWE TV for a week or two.
>>19488619not really, mostly the ones that had a career prior WWE.Most ex-WWE just disappear
Smarks are marks and marks and smarks, nowadaysthat's the price of breaking kayfabethe marks are now hyperaware of writing and booking, they see their cheers and online praise as investing in a wrestler rather than sincerely doing so. Proof?Smarks loved the finishMarks hated the finish, blamed the booker You need to update your understanding, it's not the 2000s anymore. Kayfabe is mega dead and wrestling is a post-modernist exercise where fans are hyperware of attendance, moneys, views, virality, stock prices etc. its a recursive, parasocial exercise its not about what happens in the screen anymore
>>19489282So you mean it’s like a tv show where people criticize writing and plot decisions. We got a big brain over here.
Smarks have always been marks. That's why they are called smarks not sfans
>>19489287you know the difference stop being obtuse
>>19489282No, this is Patrick
Goodnight HULKAMANIACS and jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot,marks
