What's the matter, piggiE?
Umm... Lexi needs some help in this position.
>>19482605I agree with her
>>19480830Gyatt
>>19481520
>>19482125Plap plap plap plap
>>19480852used to fire off some of the biggest loads of my life back in high school to this. im below average size so id always imagine her taking pity on me and helping me maneuver my 4.6 incher through all that cheek meat
DOCTOR OF BIRBANOMICS EDITION!!Chirp life, this is basic birbanomics! This was a BIG week for our favorite canary, she attended an event hosted by her tag partner, Bayley, and got to mentor new up and coming talent. The GOAT also attended the event! In other news, /ourbirb/ once again had a BANGER of a match with Roxy on RAW that got the crowd hyped! Even BIGGER news - Lyra will be featured on her own WWE Unreal episode! Kek, what a rising star!Previous: >>19399992Quick highlight from Raw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goK2gpoisRcWatch the CVV interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGyK-wmlCXs&t Celebratory Tyra reunion edit: https://files.catbox.moe/4cqbxb.mp4Socials:https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/https://www.instagram.com/real_valkyria/
>>19475065I'm glad Lyra got to go with Bayley to the ring for her match. I wasn't expecting it, but she got to pay tribute to John Cena and that's cool.
Is Lyra considered an alt girl?
I'm never watching this piece of shit show again. THEY FUMBLED THE STARKS LMAO
S8... what ever happened there?
>>19482396kek smarks do be like that
>>19482396>comparing booking-slop writing to actual books and primetime tv shows on hboget back on twitter Paul
>>19482793>actual bookmartin is the fantasy slop version of modern wwe
>>19482875maybe on planet retard
At least some people get televised retirement
>>19482392
>>19482392More like Leo Raper
>>19482392Father Time, more like Daddy Time
>>19482392>92Gee willikers !
>>19482392Napier with the rapier
Hot Mom Edition:The women's tag team division is heating up with everybody wanting the gold. The Kabuki Warriors will have many challengers.The Kabuki Warriors are the WWE Women's Tag Team Champions.Giulia deserves better.Sareee is a AAAW Tag Team Champion.Sareee has some kino matches coming up at the end of the year.Meiko is leading Sendai Girls.Xia and Wendy posting is fine; they're just not officially part of the Klub.>Sareee vs RIKO. Marvelous, December 21st>Sareee & Takumi Iroha [Spark Rush] (c) vs Maria & RIKO [Magenta] for the AAAW Tag Team Championship . Marvelous, December 28th>Sareee vs Natsupoi. Stardom Dream Queendom, December 29thhttps://x.com/WWEAsukaComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Sally thighs
>>19483461Poi is a lucky woman.
>Just shut up and consume the product the way they tell you to without criticism or else you're a markHuh? What you mean?
>>19483189That didn't answer the question
>>19483148If you complain you're a mark who needs to stop taking this fake and gay rasslin stuff so seriously. If you don't complain you're a mark for watching abysmal TV for morons. If you don't watch in the first place you're a mark that doesn't understand the biz.
>>19483176any publicity is good publicity ya mark
>>19483234But why not just get the good publicity?
>>19483250shut the fuck up
I was born in the right generation to witness the second coming of Hitler.
>Miss me yet pal?
>>19483422A little bit... a little bit. Really missing 1997 - period. Where the hell are we? What the fuck are we doing?
>>19483422Sell out some more vince you will never pay me nor your ghost
>does the dramatic three arm-raise spot to show Cena ain't giving up yet holy shit!>Ten seconds later>Taps out with a smile on his faceBravo Paul
>>19483105There was even a moment where the crowd was chanting DON’T GIVE UP! Like, fuck! You can’t buy that sort of organic, heartwarming participation. It was like watching a movie. The fans knew this would be the angle (Gunther trying to tap the guy who never gives up) and they played along to perfection! Cena did his hulk up thing and it was great! Literally everyone knew what was supposed to happen last night except for Paul.
>>19483137>>19483105Worked bitches. Even reddit said the ending was beautiful
>oh shit, what was the next spot
Watch JCW
How would he have booked the retirement tour, bro?
>>19483470He would have been the one to make him tap
The ending was fucking everything
>nihilistic redditors identify with the story about the white hero accepting his mortality and gracefully fading away into history Not surprising
>>19483447We simply lost, the marks won, they will never understand why it will be shitty if I fully and irredimable lost, me alone not them just meNo one else lost with me
>>19483421No its more like know when its time to stop and pass on the torch
>>19483298I mean, have you seen most of /pw/
>>19483463They ain't Cena
explain
>it's finally over
>>19483258She starts choking you out
>>19483278With her vagina
Paul just wanted to have his win back
Paul should have booked himself to throw a chair in for Gunther when the ref was down, that would have got some heat
