[Serious Discussion] Why is no one buying tickets to watch AEW live?
Have we gotten a serious answer yet? Anyone??
>>21354771They need more burger deals
>>21354771Who is to blame?
pissant fed
i bumpu seethe
YES MILLY
Why are we pretending Ilja isn't based? One of those real nigga wrestlers
>>21380592we'll FINNA see if he can sink or swim without a regularly scheduled Gunther banger to pull out of his back pocket
>>21381706Idk man, he's kinda based but he is also kinda gay at the same time. Like why does he go dick to dick for his finishing move? It's really weird and offputting
>>21380592ppl here told me this "midget russian" was a no draw and his "aura" was ruined. not that I ever believed them.
And in three months we'll be seeing him in the midcard on Collision once a month in the Don Callis vortex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt-HJ8O_Ez4While the autopsy notes anomalous scars on the penis and fibrotic tissue within the shaft--BUT IT ALSO NOTES he's genitally mutilated (CIRCUMCISED), which must mean he still had his dick upto the head when he died.It also notes he still had his atrophied balls (there were rumors he lost a ball to cancer or something).But the penile scarring and fibrosis, and the Amoxicillian in his system makes me think he probably did have some kind of caverject-related infection and injury to his genitals, like Harvey Weinstein, probably leaving him even more impotent and deformed than he was before.
>>21381179I'm not american enough to understand this comment. However, I do know that american men kiss their sons on the mouth, so I will just assume it's about some gay incest shit.
>>21380665He was literally injecting horse hormone roids there to swell it up.You have no idea of how many people died up to the late 2010's because of that, because the mongoloids thought it would be faster.Benoit even took it because the doctor warned him about it.
he was cutting his dick off for his big comeback abut when he found out aew didn’t exist yet he killed himself lol
>>21380657Honky don't miss
>>21380617VANISHING DICK DUDE
Who is the female Jannetty? Has there been a female tag team where there's been even a comparable discrepancy to Michaels and Jannetty in terms of their levels of fame?
The Funkadactyls. Cameron-etty did nothing with her life while Naomi has won top titles in multiple companies and gave Big Jim the ride of his life to set herself up for life off of Bloodline royalties
Liv janettied Sarah Logan and Ruby pretty badly.
>>21381558/thread
Not to get off topic but what happened to Bliss and Charlotte? I see Bliss is with the alt girl now but where did Charlotte go?
>>21380886Tatum and the bird lady
>Tiny Khan is STILL seething over the pendulum memesKEK what a gotten to BITCH
>>21381283signing a literal antidraw is a big get, huh?
>>21381596Watch everybody, including this retard >>21381600 , ignore this
>>21381460Sorry you were too autistic to realize it was used ironically 80% of the time
not-a-pendulumchads.....
>>21381283based sissy hypno entrance
PAIGE HERE
Management had no respect for her after the leaks happened.
>>21380038I still haven't seen the original video for this yet. Does anyone have a link?
Where the best wrestle.
>>21379730Lmao amazing gif
>>21379714No no no, she is clearly sniffing it all up.
>>21376334That guy is in WWE/AAA right now and you a glaze his goofy spots
>>21375026why do jerkers all talk like women
>>21381510No i don't.
Investigate the buckaroo slumper fed for medical malpractice immediately
>vaxx attackCan't say we didn't warn you...
>>21381697Least he never got sued for twerking on a man.
>>21381715And most took it to stay working. Fuck.
vaxx+meth
>>21381718At least you never imprisoned 4 elderly people in your basement and had sex with one of their corpses before calling the authorities on yourself
Does Mayu Iwatani deserve to become Marigold's first triple crown champion?
>>21381257HOLY SHIT
>>21381275starting a rumor that mayu is chinese and watching maricold go out of business
SEXO Iwatani
>>21380284Goddamn, I want to FUCK the shit out of Mayu! Wtf.
>>21379528>does rare job to the ICON of Pro-Wrestling in you're pathShe's got a 9.72 on Cagematch for a reason
Lmaoooooooooo
>>21377270Legitimately embarrassing.
>>21377316kek I forgot that AEW's ratings used to be primarily carried by Big Bang Theory
>>21377270Fucking lead to nowhere. Once again kwaboty and worst promoter of all time Tony Khan folks
>>21380393Don't forget that Tony tried to change the 4 Pillars about 1.5 years ago and included Sasha Banks. He has zero idea about how foundations work because he's never had to build anything in his life.
>>21377270Lmao
Roman, Liv, Bron, Trick, Bronson, and Ethan Page are trying to get out of going to Saudi
>>21377465Liv is the only one who wants to go
>>21377505And more fantasies from anons head in 3..2..1
Roman worked Saudi before whats his problem now?
>>21380776I think getting blown up probably has something to do with it.
>>21380782kek
>>21380241You just know Tony fantasizes about being a McMahon
>>21379253*Vince should come back and challenge Tony Khan to a dance tournament
>>21380241Tony R Khan.... YOU'RE FIREEEEED
>>21380246Tony low key tried to buy WWE before TKO came off the top rope. Had he been successful, Tony likely would have shut down AEW and sent his toys back to the indies where they belong. How is that for loyalty?
I'm sorry but I just don't believe the Cornette narrative that if Dr. Death didn't get injured in the brawl 4 all that he would've been a main event star in the WWFA hairy, fat, southern tough man wrassler with no character is the anti thesis to anything Vincer pushed on his programming, in any eraI just cannot see this guy and Steve Austin having a feud that would interest anyone Even if Bart Gunn hadn’t knocked him out and torn his hamstring, winning a shoot tournament in a ring full of midcarders wearing boxing gloves wasn't going to turn him into a charismatic, main-event draw opposite Stone Cold
>>21378061Cornette has the famous clip on the DSOTR episode on the brawl 4 all, saying to Russo, "YOU JUST COST THE COMPANY 5 MILLION DOLLARS" or whatever amount he said
>>21381003LOL
>>21381121>Dr KWAB the retard who though he was shoot tough enough to win a shoot fight tournament wasn't a mark for himselfdouble KWAB for ya, pinhead
>>21377616The funniest long term work in wrestling is JR, 30 years later almost, STILL refusing to admit that he's bitter about the Bart Gunn thing and claiming that there was no intentional burial of Bart Gunn for thatI don't know why he still defends Dr. Death so ardently when Steve Williams then went to WCW to make fun of JR with Oklahoma
>>21381530Earthquake had lost too much weight at that point and had been cheapened by years of being a lower-midcarder in WCW. Mad that he was still only 35 at that point doe.
Seethe about it
aew lost because they are losers, it's fucking lame, and only faggots watch it.
>>21376725Maybe they think Tony steps back from booking bangers because he's too busy being a waterboy for his Daddy's team
>>21377975This. So much this
>>21361188I appreciate the promptness of your thread OP, gotta beat the lone aewtist to the punch. Yet without the usual gigaplummet format it kind of derailed the "No Milly Shuffle" party we usually have. All well. We'll celebrate again on Friday, so make sure to bring your dancing shoes!
>>21361188Very Slumpy. Very slue.
We won TNAgods.
>>21381502She should've stayed doughy instead of becoming a roid monkey
>>21381502I through there was just a report about them making a tag team with her and Ivy Nile?
>>21381518Last month. It wasn't confirmed to happen, it was an idea floating around creative.
>>21381518Just as credible as this "report".
>>21381518There were. She probably shot those down too. She's been a massive pain in the ass with the creative team and has turned down a lot of ideas. She also never shows up to tv which isn't helping her case at all. Even if you aren't being used, it still helps to show face and be on hand in case you might ever be needed. No idea what her issue is. I have to imagine she'll be released during the next round of cuts.
