AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>20793262>Wrestling BiosThis dude went to Mania in Vegas and got ass raped by everybody. Spent 4k more than planned and now he's broke.If you can find the vid, it's good for a laugh especially when he's been known to talk shit about Hogan. He got stuck in some obstructed view and wanted to move to less expensive open seats and Ticketmaster wouldn't let him.
>>20779026They will be free next week
>>20793187I remember Blue Light Tickets but forget what it entailed. Was it discounted walk up entry after the show had already started? I know AEW always has trouble filling seats.
>>20796293Blue light is the discount programme for doctors, nurses, police etc. AEW tried dumping as many free tickets as they could on there to bump up their 'tickets distributed' number. Tony knows he can't lie about the attendance in London, so he has to paper the shit out of the show. This year will be the same.
>>20796768I remember that it was intended only for blue light members but everyone was able to take advantage of the free tickets, Tony did it on purpose
HandsomeBraveStrong
>>20796937kek what a mountie
Why did they suddenly decide to bring him back for a random backstage segment a few years back and then never mention him again?
>>20797097Man, he looks rough. Is he on the sauce?
>>20797089lmao how many of these people are dead now?
>>20796937HE'S DA MOUNTIE!
*buries his finisher*
A chokeslam is a shit finisher anywayYeah he did tombstones too but not all the time
>>20796928>kick out of my finish at 1 kid or you’ll be in wrestlers court tomorrow. you are going over and I’m buying the beers after. don’t give me any lip.The fuck was his problem
Forbidden Snore does lowest ppv buyrate for 2026 (so far)
>Dave isn't even trying to make up a numberI would've thought he'd pull something out of his ass by now but I guess he just wants to memoryhole it
Aw sweet, a necrobumper thread.
>>20768147KWABOTY
>>20768130American prowrestling killed New Japan &All it took was a Money Mark who loved New Japan
>>20796767I'm liking these new edits anon, keep it up
>Smackdown appearance? My belt? No thanks. I’m watching slapping.
>>20796176
Dana White's a retard because female power slap isn't instead Power Spank - a spanking competition to see who cums first.
>>20796867I'd do a hundred yard dash, just to slash Kim Kardash on the ass with a shard of glass from Nick Hogan's car crash.
>>20796867>a spanking competition to see who cums firsThe incel audience would lose first
MENISCUS TEARSHE SAID SHE HAS A SLIGHT MENISCUS TEAR
An underrated player
>>20793307we need a dancing gimmick like irg
>>20794333The face Wakana makes when I show up with 4 Large Pizza Hut Pan Pizzas, 3 Triple Meat Whataburger's, 4 Double-Doubles, and a tree-fiddy liter of Sprite Chill.
>>20796379i'm a shoot alcoholic and i just ate for the first time in like 5 days, a bag of doritos and pepsi zero mini.
>>20796385Feel better soon. That first sip of that Pepsi zero must be glorious after that stint. Let Wakana be your breath of fresh air
Wakana is not afraid to cop a feel.
LYRA HAS GONE INSANE EDITION!!!Lyra has gone insane. Nine months of Triple H's booking have given birth to a Lyra we've never seen before. In a backstage promo on Raw, Lyra shared how she feels about last week's attack on Bayley. She is on a quest to close the gap between who she is right now and who she could be in the future. No more friends. No more side quests. Only proving what she's capable of. How will Lyra's journey continue? We shall see!Previous: >>20702884Lyra justifies her actions: https://x.com/WWE/status/2071742575938007189Lyra turns on Bayley: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0znQdo614oWWE Unreal Season 2 is out on Netflix now and features a lot of Lyra! Go watch it!Watch the CVV interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGyK-wmlCXs&t Celebratory Tyra reunion edit: https://files.catbox.moe/7b4nb0.mp4Socials:https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Lyra, when.is your X coming back?
>>20796967Monday
Who is the modern day Jacqueline?
>>20793543
>>20793543Looks like she's pooping
BALDFRAUD
Queen Of The Sky Edition>IYO WON and was crowned Queen Of The Ring at Night Of Champions >IYO vs Liv for the Women's World Championship is confirmed for SummerSlam >IYO helped Sol retain her IC Championship against Livment Day, and then spammed emotes on the announcers table>IYO vs Roxy is confirmed for Rawflix next week in a battle of the smol>HUSBANDO Red Misted Tony D's face (HA HA HAAAAA)>IYO is the GOAT>IYO is the ACE>IYO is the protagonist>The longest running daily wrestler general on /pw/Previous: >>20709122Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>20795897Sneak up on her at various points during the party and pinch her ass.
>>20795897Dye her pubes pink and then treat her to the best laser hair removal money can buy.
>>20795897Poke her and say BUMP
>>20795981That's assuming she even has pubes anon
>When you know you just killed your shot at getting 5 stars again
>>20796167Look at those thighs. Would absolutely wreck her poosay.
>>20796979kek lets trigger this faggot even more
He boiled. Too easy.
>>20797010the livfag has seethed
Liv got him boilin'
she even calls herself out on it, drawing attention to the Nazi saluteaudio version:>https://x.com/i/status/2075566448777351543
>>20795042Tony should lose his virginity to someone he loves not some bogged whore
>>20794159embrace the Nazi gimmickill start watching AEW
>>20794761>Jessamyn DukeYikes
Her nose job sucks. I wonder if she’s also still lying about her age
>>20794159She didn't do the salute you retard
Lizzy Rain will be the next breakout star
>>20797012Stop posting Tim Rice.
What are your thoughts on Shawn Michaels?
>>20796039Him being a nothing more than a sexy boy seem to be confirmed though he has consistently denied being anyone's boy toy (though not being a boy toy outright, interestingly enough, but specifically one owned by someone else)
>>20793720>Shawn Michaels tribute video "Tell Me a Lie"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NBVn6Ns84I
>>20793720I think it's funny his finisher has become a standard attack
>>20795658>technicallmao
>>20793720the most closeted man in sports entertainment, it must eat him alive every single day
>dubbalos insist WWE is worse than ever>literally making more money than ever before in the near century long history of the company>selling out arenas around the world>in more homes than ever before>more social media engagement than ever beforeAm I missing something?
>>20796962>a month awayIs this really the best xhey have?
>>20796958Probably the most talented roster that they had in a long long time. I will admit the show went through a rough patch from september of last year until Wrestlemania this year but the show has been objectively improving. I feel like summerslam will be their best show of the year. And please don't cry and show your obvious spite towards them. No one cares about the opinion of someone who follows a show with a gay pedo as their champion
>>20796978Oh wake that up
>>20796971a miracle is not happening over those 23 days lol, prepare the tarps
>>20796952>is worse than everkek e-drones are such dimwits
>average aew show
Aw sweet. a necrobumper thread.
>>20792570OP here, sorry I meant to type this year's summerslam instead.
>>20792579I truly hate to say this but it's Goofy
>>20792579Donald "no heal" Duck (in gameplay terms, cutscene wise he is the undisputed Michaels)
>>20792570Finally a good thread
