BIG DAVE FROM THE TOP ROPE
>>20684801Dave don't miss
>>20689320Rebel is the 2026 KWABOTY and its not even close. In just a few months, she won't be able to talk, won't be able to control her bowels, won't recognize anyone who comes to visit her. She will have one of the most miserable deaths of all time.
>>20684910Honestly, there may be some truth to what he's saying. It seems like Hogan referred to Japanese shoot wrestlers as "PRIDE fighters" in the same way a boomer would call all video games "Nintendo". Early PRIDE events actually had a lot of wrestlers from "shoot" organizations like UWF and RINGS which also overlapped with NJPW.
>>20688500He's a Smark
>>20685060>years after he had already diedwizzerked
Will he be in Toy Story 6?
>>20693360He has a prior committment in BT's colon.
Why did he cancel Smackdown?
He was saving up the dough to buy Roku.
>>20692951Because he's based
>>20692951Because he correctly predicted SlopDown would reach NO MILLY?
LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE JEWS!
>>20690836Nah that’s me
>>20690908Prove it.
>>20689083Looks like Job from arrested development
>>20689083This was my gimmick on /asp/ for a while I tried to get over. I would use the pic of him holding that ugly rainbow stoned belt though but this is good too. Then I would just list all the Jewish wrestlers in the body of the postRANDY SAVAGEMISSY HYATTGOLDBERGetc etc Somebody would always get pissed at least one of the names. Usually Randy Savage.
>>20692501Crash Holly was actually Jewish.
One of the few naturally over wrestlers.
>>20692195he's feelings over on twitter and reddit but no one is paying to see him
>>20692893I always assume that every LA Knight hater is a jeet
>>20692946that's ironic, i always assume every la knight fan is a jeet have you never seen bollywood? RRR (2022) is a good watch to understand how Indians think and is stupid funi gotta ask why you think la haters wre jeets, jeets love dumb shit like that
>>20692195The only thing he’s over is over there, away from all the good wrestlers like Roman Reigns and CM Punk
>>20692199Wake that up
>"Michelle Uncool" you type out on your keyboard>You hear a gong>Everything goes dark>You feel a presence staring at you from behind, but don't dare turn around>You've done it now>Before you have the chance to drop to your knees and beg for mercy, you are hit with 15 of the purest strikes he can throw>You scramble towards your nightstand in search of a dime you can use to buy his forgiveness>He drags you back to the computer, subscribes you to his channel, and Chokeslams you through the desk>He hits you with a Tombstone Piledriver, hops on his Harley, and carefully drives out of your home
>>20681339Bump because it popped me
>>20689073You did it now
>>20681895The local 81 approves of this message. That’s how you make sure your man is right. You put him to the test.
I remind him of Gunner and eat a cucumber
>>20689073Mmmmmmmmmmmm rest… in… peace… grrrrhrhhehsiaugsuaygsuagrgagahrggghh
Will she ever get 5 stars from Meltzer?
Will she ever get a milly again?
>>20689804would liv?https://streamable.com/10jao5
>>20691197Yes
>>20689794if she didn’t with pam then no
>>20689794She can get a rock hard 6 1/2 from me. If only I was one of her fans.
>wrestling related video on YouTube begins to play>there's a British or Scottish person narratingwho else immediately turns it off because you know it's going to be complete dogshit?
>>20687323welshbros.... we're safe
>>20688283it drew you alright
>>20687323Most of the time though markyd has grown on me, probably because his topic feds are more obscure
>click video>person is from pic related>close and report
desu I only check /pw/ if I want to engage with wrestlingI won't listen or read low-t normie scum on any of my feeds
How would you book the grudge match?
>>206888533 stages of hell
>>20688931Paul, you'd drop dead from a heart attack if you so much a took a single bump
>>20688853I'd have Maven and HHH in the ring, and before the bell rings, a bunch of black superstars hit the ring. They stand behind Maven, looking like it's going to be a honkey stomp. Maven looks smug, but then the black superstars all turn on Maven, beating him down. HHH smirks and laughs, pointing at Maven. Maven's takes every finisher, and then HHH gets a sledgehammer. He winds up, but before he can end Maven, a long unheard theme music hits."NO CHANCE, NOW THAT'S WHATCHA GOT" competes with the gigapop that blows the arena's roof off as Vince comes swaggering out with a mic in hand."Now hold up, Hunter. All of the black superstars in the ring have 'sledgehammers' of their own, if you know what I mean." Vince cocks and eyebrow and smirks for the camera while all the black superstars grab their crotches.Maven screams and tries to escape, but the black superstars put a stop to it. "That's it! Hold him down! Hold him down! Get his tights off!" Vince shouts into the mic. Maven resists but there's a dozen superstars holding him down and stripping him of his tights, and he knows they'll soon take his dignity."Now . . . I want all of you to take your big black cocks and put them in his mouth and ass as far as they'll go, and even further!" Vince commands, and the crowd gigapops again. The black superstars in the ring gang rape Maven right there in the middle of the ring.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>20691769This
>>20691769*chuckles*
She was a gypsy womanShe was as cold as the day, yeahShe said I'd got it comingAnd then she took me away, yeahShe took me through the shadows of her sunken dreamI thought it's over me, she wasn't all she seemedShe took my hand and then she started to speakShe told me she'd had the callWith eyes of fire that were burning my soulShe looked into her crystal ballShe read my fortune then she read my mindShe didn't like my thoughts at allComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>20689773Sometimes she looks like she may give you some sort of spreading skin condition, but it would be worth it
>>20677206Her look and gimmick with the rose was great>>20680180The camera loves her. She should be on national TV during prime time at least every week: valet, rookie, jobber, whatever
>>20691502Beyond based
>>20691617Dimes looks would get you pushed hard in the boom eras. Usually worked out, because standards were higher, and you'd only be in the position for a push, after years of rigorous filtering. Gigi would be on the Raw, Nitro, SD when they were good. Manager, wrestler, they would've given her SOMETHING to get her on TV. It's not about that now, unfortunately.
>>20672126she needs to make content with jenna lynn meowri
Fake tough guy old bitch thinks he's tough for "stretching people out" kek. Anyone could've shot on his geriatric ass and heemed him if they really wanted to. Hate this fake tough guy FAGGOT
>>20690911Sounds like you got stretched by an old man and are still seething about it
>>20690911That's hot. I had an uncle who would take me to "the dungeon" to stretch me out and make me a real man. All the neighborhood kids would come on down too and rassle. Growing up in Alberta was amazing. Happy Pride Month!
>>20691078I remember you and your uncle
I realized why my dad left me. Because I am a bitchass faggot nigger
>>20690911>he thinks you learn techniques while fightingbet all those champion race car drivers learned to drive on a race track at full speed first instead of in the safer confines of a slow vehicle with a trained driver, huh
>you now remember when edrones performatively pretended to be offended by this
>>20691234For the trannies!
>>20691234this isn't offensive but it's shoot disgusting and it's really the visual they think it was.If there was a story behind it, I would buy it, maybe if Gangrel did it, a gimmick something, but Hangma'am just doing it to be edgy doesn't click
>>20691394>it's like what a nerd's idea of violence is.This. It's unbelievably lame. Like watching one of those teen dramas like True Blood or whatever the fuck teenagers liked
>>20691234i’m not an edrone or a sicko, i’m a lapsed wrestling fan. this is still some of the dumbest shit i’ve ever seen. you’re fighting but you drink the blood of a guy you hate so you can spit it out and get a pop from a crowd that pops for anything you do already? gif wrestler. clearly just begging for attention online.just because someone hasn’t done it before doesn’t mean it’s a good idea
>>20691234>huh, AEW did a really gay spot, but I MUST defend AEW. I know! I'll just say people were offended by it instead of just thinking it was really gay!
Kek
Long term storytelling
Reminder Snowman is now drawing homoerotic fan fiction when he isn't monitoring Kiwi Farms 24/7
Based
so smackdown shit itselfblind
>>20691770Nuh uh
>>20691770I actually liked the Gunther, Cody, Sami shit from last night. Reminded me of old territory booking.
>>20691770But enough about what you did while watching it.
>>20691826Imagine the smell.
>>20691770>he hatewatched Smackdown(not cancelled) again and it made him sputtering madSmackdown was that good, huh?
Did they ever find any of the 40 marines who beat the shit out of Shawn Michaels? Surely someone must have witnessed it and came forward with information.
It was only one and he knocked out sexy boy with a shoot worm then put him in the sharpshooter.
>>20691678i hear 14 to 21 of them have a record going back a few years earlier
>>20691764Uhh, what have they done exactly?Did they ambush another wrestler?
>>20691762>shoot wormThat's banned by the Geneva Conventions as a war crime for causing unnecessary suffering.
>>20692464It hasn't caused enough unnecessary suffering if you ask me.
