>BoooooorrrriiinnnnggggHow should Lance Storm have responded without sounding mad?
he should have worked it into a boring gimmick where he purposely bores everyone as a worked shoot
>JR doesn't say a peep
>>21264975Boring chants for him are a good thing
>>21264759Should've grabbed a mic and called Austin's bloated ass out to come down to the ring
>>21264975The “You Suck” chants were getting over for Angle, and Vince wanted to create a new “BORING” chant for StormBut Storm really is shoot boring so it didn’t get over
Why did SlumperSlam fail?
>>21260768Blahahahhhasc!!!
>>21260768should've had PACs face slumped into Butcher's lap
>>21260804PAC killing himself got fans saying "Butcher who?"
>>21256330the 30% full stadium of fans were all slumped in their seats
>>21256330it was awful
September 30th is tomorrow
>>21264448It's just one of those days
>>21264448Fuck, it all makes sense now. Tony had Pac killed because he knew the WBD executives were coming to the Dynamite on the 30th and instructing him that they aren't going through with the option year. But now that it is a tribute show for a wrestler who died, they know the optics will be too bad to announce it tomorrow so the annoucement will delayed and Tony will be able to buy time and come up with another scheme. If he needs to buy more time, he will just kill another wrestler. The perfect plan.
>>21264940Holy shit. He really is that desperate for a milly
>>21264930i say this
>>21264448Yeah we're all looking forward to World's Collide tomorrow
>All Out Cold
>>21245185Jej
>>21245185>All Outta Roids
>>21245185kek
>>21245185>Slumped Out
>>21262534Lmfao
If edrones like record profits, why do they like trump if america doesn't make record profits under him?
>>21264508Hey you know Gayew is about to be owned by Trumps friend, right? Lmao.
>>21264532>n-no u
Trump is the richest president of all time. Literally dimes incarnate. And he's the biggest draw. He's the only president who can fill arena shows with 0 tarps
>Told kids to say their prayers and eat their vitamins>Jobs for 95% of the match badly>Suddenly rallies and does 14 holds and moves in a row like King from Tekken>Always wins cleanHow did he do Hulk Hogan's shtick better a decade before hulk ever hit a leg drop. Was it the holy spirit?
>>21263917the legend is bigger than the person. there's no recorded Santo matches either except his retirement match in 1980 (I think?) on the now defunct UWA
>>21264133But Mexicans actually saw santo and blue demon on the circuit. Tormenta never did CMLL or any major promotion so how the fuck did anyone know about him?
>>21264241As long as he wrestled on arena mexico regardless of the promotion
>>21263693Learn to press buttons>>21264275Is there even any proof he ever wrestled there? The more I try and look up anything about him the less I know. His fucking Cagematch only lists his post-retire matches starting in 1989. I genuinely have no reason to believe he ever wrestled in any capacity, much less to be compared to blue demon or el santo.
>>21264533>EMLL matches going back to the 30s catalog all of El Santo's Matches>Not a single match of Fray Tormenta during is "peak" from 1970-1980Is this priest wrestler just one giant Mexican work that their entire nation fell for? I can't find a single photo of him wrestling that wasn't past 89.
>NXT on CW Intro:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k25DGev7NdA* Grayson Waller vs. Mason Rook – NXT Championship match* Zaria vs. Thea Hail – NXT North American Championship match* Fraxiom (Nathan Frazer & Axiom) vs. DarkState (Cutler James & Osiris Griffin) – Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic First Round match* BirthRight (Uriah Connors & Channing “Stacks” Lorenzo) vs. Mini Vikingo & Chazz “Starboy” Hall – Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic First Round match* Myles Borne returns>Last Week's Top 10 Moments:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Quvhy8Oo7M>NXT Throwback: Adrian Neville vs. Rusevhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8EJ0kQ3vho
ROXY
>>21264916Dirt sheets is wrong as usual
>>21264916Smarks always lie
>>21264920I miss her in NXT
god damn thats a thick bitch
>brother, if you don’t bump for me you’re gonna slump for me How does one reply??
why would hulk hogan be in hell? i dont understand
>>21263067DOWN THERE, LITTLE DUDE
>>21264740sinned bigly
>>21263089>>21264730>>21264744Florida?
OH RADIOTELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW
Take care, spike your hair
[Good News] STARS(7) got 4 new player. Now the group consists of Hanan (22), Saya Iida (29), Momo Kohgo (41), Yuria Hime (27), Matoi Hamabe (21), Maika (31), Waka Tsukiyama (34), HANAKO (26) & Utami Hayashishita (28)
Missing anyone?
>>21261221Momo Kohgo is sick
>>21261211good news indeed
need these girls on NXT
Wait, I thought it was SJARS.
>goes off script and buries you >you cant go off script
>>21261681>Oh real deep cuts Temu-Eminem, did you come up with that yourself or did the old man hand move your jaw from inside your rectum?
Someone correct me but I feel Cena only went for the jugular when the guys tried some lame shoot shit. If you start talking about being held down or management loving Cena he'd rip you up.
>>21264512but that's the only reason people tune in to promo battles with Cena. to see what shoot shit the other guy will say. as close as Punk gets, nowadays it's obvious that he is not anywhere close to saying anything as controversial anymore
>>21261681>haven't you said five speech about 5 times before?>you keep saying you've put guys over but it was like 5 of them and it hasn't helped any of them >you've learned new moves but you still suck>you do a hurricanrana so people can say look he does moves but it sucks>people only like you because of a prank call memethis is pre-pandemic anyway. i forget who he was feuding with but he said "oh I've put over kevin owens and aj styles(?) just to name a few!" and it was so ridiculous. mainly because he started putting people over in 2016ish when he was already on his way out and he says it like it's supposed to wipe out 10 years of bullshiti sometimes feel sorry about his retirement tour being shit but then I remember that he deserves it
>>21261821They have to memorize the whole promo. Scripts have leaked before and it's the same exact thing you hear on TV. Fucking retard
>mfw PAC is actually alive which means no tribute show
I wish they had omitted the "slumped/slumper" part
>>21261468>don't they've Nigga, you slumpin over there?
>SLUMPER! WE GOT A SLUMPER HERE!
>>21261067lmfao you faggot
Slumper is a good ring name
>>21260833That's the best part
Google acknowledges /pw/ as one of the best pro wrestling forums.
We do do a lil bit of trolling here
>>21261608What word is that, my NIGGER>>21262248>We do do
>>21261540Based
>>21261540>unfilted
>>2126187192 posting isnt spamIts artEvery 92 post is like an artisan sword,unique,handcrafted and sheated inside kevins cavernous gaped ass
Alright.
>they're gonna dump her cringekino gimmick for more bloodlineslopGrim.
>>21261230>lashdat a black guy with a wig
>>21261482so is Kelani
>>21261219bwc is ready
>>21261674Damn his BBC must be good when he attracted a snow bunny.