insider here. John Cena will be coming out to his last match with his original Thuganomics entrance music
>>19446320All 3 of his themes will play
>>19449362All at once?
>>19449378Nah in between 20 minute ad breaks
>>19446320im insider ya mom
>>19449490My mom was born a man, gayboy.
Raquel firstThen Roxanne Then LivThen Raquel again
>>19445637Raquel’s feet in my mouth right now
>>19445637Roxanne’s feet in my mouth right now
>>19445637I want Raquel to fuck me Amazon style
>>19445693Yeah that's accurate.
>>19445637SEXOOOOOO
Look at all that money! Mandy Rose and Dana Brooke are thriving since leveling up from WWE!
>>19444977I watched one of Dana's OF lives on her simpcity thread. She had a tip goal of $2000 and by the end she was begging for someone to get her to $400. Saddest shit I've seen.
>>19446139Oh shit that made me feel bad.
>>19444977Did they?
>>19446139Kwab
Where is he? Does he really get put on the shelf just because edge is doing tv shit?
>>19448830Vince was right again
>>19448830Just Tony being Tony. Vince booked Christian better than the supposed Christian fan does. Christian's entire AEW run has been in service to someone else - first Jungle Boy, then Nick Wayne, now Copeland.
>>19448830>Does he really get put on the shelf just because edge is doing tv shit?Funny how Edge was supposedly derailing his otherwise brilliant booking. Meanwhile Edge isn't even around and Christian can't even get on tv
>>19449199Yeah sure and the Jericho Appreciation Society was all just in service to Daddy Magic and Daniel Garcia and Sammy Guevara.
>>19448830Nice hair, stick man. Eat a steak.
You have 10 seconds to name me a wrestling video game with the GOAT career and GM mode!
>>19449296Prolapse Rumble 3000
>>19449296Wrestling Empire
>>19449296Animal Crossing
>>19449296Retromania
No More Heroes
Are you enjoying the ride?
Golden Globe nominee Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Evil fucking company
Lmao imagine watching that interview after giving Rogan 7 million to put over Cena and watching Cena fuck it all up
I can buy it. Pretty sure Joe thinks wrestling is garbage but appreciates the hard work they put in.
truly an evil fucking company!!!
>>19446362Sup Ben AveryStill salty Tim Dillon is more popular than you
Idk about all that, but this Nick Fuentes dude sounds like an E-Chad. I know he loves Hulkamania.
Hey anon I got a great idea for our match tonight>Bell rings>You run to me>I do my finisher>1, 2, 3, doneHow does that sound?
>>19445348I rather agree, but shoot on you and take the belt Lou Thesz style, then fight Black Jack Mulligan in the locker room for changing the finish!
>>19445348It would work if you had a series of like 10 matches where the same thing keeps happening, I keep running into the finisher inexplicably
Ask Kofi Kingston
How about we make out in the ring instead
>>19445348If the money is there I do not care
What's a "workrate" match?
>>19448363He was right.
>>19448363All those gay flips and capeshit poses? Maybe Vince is based after all, because he was definitely correct
>>19448330Examples of this?
>>19448311Any Buddy match.
>>19448311its moving really fast chaining a shit ton of moves and doing flippy shit has 0 phycology and little to no selling.
>Yo Dairy Queen, I Did It!
>>19445830Shitvione saying "That missed." And the others ignoring him and selling it like it didn't was peak comedy. AEW is a big parody of wrestling.
>>19445634
>>19445363>fat fuck beats another fat fuckGroundbreaking
>>19445363You know what? I am all for it, I want to see the ratings go from barely 500k to 200k
>>19445363if he wants a Mic Foley moment, go get tossed off a 20ft cage on his head.
Do you think Roxanne was attracted to his raw sexual energy?
>>19448398Nah she's a jobber and you're a fag. The jeet thing doesn't work this time, fucking loser.
>>19448406We don't sign our posts here
>>19448406Homosexual speech
>>19448390Who is that Indian boy on the right?
>>19448390More like his raw whiteness.
Paul can’t book.
>>19448967>"Bury anyone taller than me">"Bury anyone with better long blonde hair than me">"Bury anyone who knows how to get organically over">>19448682It's just seethetits screeching and denying how much this thread pissed him off. And replying to his own posts putting himself over because nobody else ever will
>>19448990pig existence
>>19448648Wrong company, dumbass!
Barb is avoiding this thread lol
Kek gottem
Does he have brain damage?
>fuck goldberg
>>19448867Gonna have ta hit ya wit daSo you don't know?
>>19448867Did he play ape ice as a kid?
>>19448867Of course! Years of concussions from bumps and getting kicked by an untrained yid will do that to ya.
>>19448867The stroke definitely messed him upIm pretty sure he has CTE as well.
Cunt
>>19447151HHH knows what he's doing now. This will be huge.
>>19447151That clearly says Gunt
>>19449022There's no hat on the G's dick. It's clearly a C.
>>19449022
