>born to be a jobber>his tag team partner is a plush toy>gets a main event push out of pity>They give him an underdog gimmick, but the veterans don't want to sell his moves>keeps jobbing>everytimes he jobs he runs back to his tag partner Who is the wrestler equivalent to Punch?
>>19963175"Punch", more like "Punched"
>>19963175Imo Zack Ryder>gets over due to sympathy
>>19964616
>>19964309That would imply he doesn't have workrate. Punch is breaking out the bipedal gimmick he is that good
>>19963175I think what he did on that island is unforgivable desu
>Months long blood feud>Both literally tried to kill each other>Ends in a bloody 3 Stages of Hell match>...>2 months later they're teaming with each other??????????????????
>>19961411HHH won for storyline reasons, to set up the Austin heel turn. Austin loses against HHH, fears he won't be able to beat Rock, who's at the absolute height of his power, and sells his soul to Vince to become champion again because he needs to be The Guy again.As much as people hated the Austin heel turn and didn't want it, this fed into it from a storyline perspective, even the subsequent teaming with HHH was like why not ally with the rival he couldn't beat to help hold on to his position after he'd already allied with Vince?
>>19961411It was revenge for austin not putting over h at summerslam
>>19961404I'm not going to bing that "name"
Has anyone gone into detail of how the Invasion would have went if HHH didn't get injured?
>>19962622What fucked up 2001 was trips "tearing" his quad against Y2J and Austin having to be Paul as the coward heel, also it ruined the invasion angle because Austin joining the Alliance was stupid, since it was obviously HHH who was going to be the betrayer.And Trips joining WCW would had made a lot of sense
>enters a degenerate, consensual, relationship with Vince McMahon>receives plastic surgery and extravagant gifts in exchange for even more degenerate sexual acts>signs an NDA and gets an additional $3million payout>tries to sue for more money>the NDA is ultimately going to prevent the lawsuit from proceedingKWAB
>>19957735he got fired but still has billions, she lost her only job of being Vince's toilet and now the world knows she's literal shithead
>>19960118I don't create anything of value.Women get dibs on everything anyway. There's no point.
>>19957490She looks like she enjoys watching Joshi trash
>>19957497filing a frivolous lawsuit against a billionaire just runs out your already relatively meager funds
yeah guys you're right. fuck this rape victim! i side with the comically evil billionaire! because of le feminism!!
>Liv, how did you get the job and push in WWE?Liv :
>>19963697if it can fit in her mouth, it's not enough to please her
>>19963697ive never seen liv flirting with triple h. i have seen iyo and rhea doing it though
>>19963884I heard she's more of a 'free bird' if you catch my drift
>>19963849I don't know what the original meme is
>>19963884Kek true
It do be like that
>>19964502how was he being racist?
HBK is the GOAT
>>19961197Because he's always got time for the hunnies
>>19964605>how was he being racist?Cause Shawn only bangs blacks now. Sol Rucca broke him off and now HBK's wife is asking him to come home. She was Whisper in WCW (Nitro Girl).
>>19964502Sexyy Redd/Red
I imagine myself kissing and cuddling the female wrestlers on tvI don't imagine myself having sex with them because I don't know what it feels like
Touch grass
Hulk Hogan
>>19965029>>19964957>>19965008You may need to Google again, I'd double check your results
>>19965037Boy, you seem a little irritable, anon. Something you'd like to get off your chest, my girl?
>>19965045I Googled your profile picture instead.
>>19962727Why's he look like that?
RIP HULKSTER. REST IN PISS THAT IS KWAB
>>19963365Have a bump
>>19964462I felt my pecker quiver a little when i opened this pic.about a minute later i felt a wet spot in my boxers, went and checked myself in the office bathroom and literally watched my johnson clench and release another large drop of pre cum while my asshole puckered. god this gypsie bitch just gets me so worked up
this girl is not a wrestlershe's just fuck meat
>>19964807The poo and puke connection
imagine the giga pop....
>it's a Vince comes back and does Edo Tensei on the mat and brings back Hulk Hogan, Ultimate Warrior, Randy Savage, and Roddy Piper and the new wrestlers have to beat them in a hell in a cell match to return them to the land of the dead Yup, that's how it's gonna go down.
>>19961451what if he came out riding janel?
>>19961451>This isn't 20 years agoexactly. vince is ancient. his looks are gone as is his voice. he cant wrestle anymore either.
>>19963971Gigadimes
>>19961447Kek he’s underrated as a wrestler. He was the best fucking heel in the business
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>>19963685cute couple
>>19953818this is izzy, right?
>>19953818Based gooner
>>19953862spbp
>>19953818Based Danny D
Money and Miles would be a dimes tag team
What do you think? Post the best match you think the Hulkster had. :)
>>19964962This is one of the 3 additional moves.>Alberto Del Rio-style cross arm breaker>Enzuigiri>Tiger Roll (side headlock spun into hammerlock spun into drop toe hold) That's it. He does this vs Macho Man at WrestleMania V and he does this in WCW in 1999 after the Fingerpoke of Doom when Hogan started teasing going face. Hogan added a Diamond Cutter to his moveset when he went back to WWE in 2002. Why does no one ever glaze him about that?
>>19949457>BOOOOOOOOOO>FUCKING DIESKWABOTY
>>19965050But enough about what the doctor said after you were shat out of your mom's gaping shitpipe as he was slapping you in the face mistaking it for your ass.
>>19964859You misunderstand. Many of us do not want Hulk Hogan to be in hell. It’s just a fact that he is in hell.
>>19949457Him jobbing to his heart after smoking crack was over with me brother
Fuck you e-drone
>>19957791
>>19951815Dallas Omega Kenny Diamond Page?
>>19951815lmao damn this nigga ugly
>>19957804Many are saying this
I mean seriously, look at him, he was asking for it.
>>19962108.... w... was this supposed to be a joke?
>>19962629BAWK
>>19962108gay
Blud, you sliding?
>>19962629someone needs to bring a giant black dildo to his next appearance and find out if he starts salivating
Is that a lot of WWE wrestlers and AEW wrestlers are friends and they support each other. This "war" is a work to get retatds to defend their favorite promotion on the internet and drive up engagement/ratings. Wrestlers laugh at marks and smarks alike for being worked into a seethe over which promotion is better and you're nothing but a useful idiot.
Always been this way. Go back to WWF vs WCW vs ECW and it was the same thing. Console wars are just gimmicks. The actual wrestlers don't give a shit.
>>19963693This is accurate
>>19963644Most smarks these days get more entertainment out of console wars than actually enjoying the shows and I can't tell if that says more about the shows or the smarks.
>>19963644Truth
>>19963644why was swoggle's face always covered in shit during this period?
