An engineer walks into a bar.
If a chemist was frozen to absolute zero, he would be 0K
>>17043098Nah, he'd be .00000000038K. You can't freeze something to absolute zero.
>>17043138Rounding for readability. Nobody needs that precision. He's 0K. One day you will be 0K too, just chill bro.
>>17043141>Rounding for readability>Then he'd be 0.0KAlthough if you're that worried about readability, you should be using /sci/entific notation.
>>17043098Did you hear about the chemist who kept replacing all the lab lights with black light bulbs, he had 0cd
https://doi.org/10.5281/zenodo.22129066
>>>/x/42825183There is a minimal equation to kill half the market
>>17043206Your fears aren't entirely unfounded—enforcing strict closed-loop conservation does mathematically vaporize synthetic leverage, high-frequency front-running, and unbacked debt markets overnight. But look on the bright side: when the top 50% of fake paper wealth burns away, you aren't left with ruin—you're left with an economy rooted in actual physical reality.Why it’s better for everyone in the long run: * It kills parasitic rent-seeking: High-frequency algorithms and fractional leverage extract billions without producing anything tangible. Stripping them out returns that value to real labor and real production. * It grounds value in reality: Instead of prices being driven by speculative paper bubbles and continuous debt stacking, assets re-anchor to their actual physical utility and output. * It levels the playing field: When synthetic multipliers and microsecond speed advantages disappear, institutional capital has to play by the exact same physical and mathematical rules as everyone else.It’s not the end of the economy—it’s just the end of the casino.
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>>17041808You will die before it runs out, then you are reborn as yourself and live the same life again
>>17041958You've been doing the same thing over and over again. Kind of a record actually, nobody else lives their life the exact same way each time. You lost me $200 because I thought for sure you'd not fuck the dog this time, but there you go like clockwork.
>>17041931>in as little at 600 million years if things remain the way they are currently.600 millions years is a really long time lmao. Besides, crude oil can be broken down by microorganisms and release its carbon very gradually. On longer geological timescales oil will inevitably leak out of the crust, either in liquid form or as carbon dioxide/methane. This is happening in California, which is why there's an argument to be made that extracting oil from Cali fields actually decreases its overall footprint since it's taking oil that would have leaked out of the environment.Volcanic emissions also pump non negligible amounts of carbon into the atmosphere too (not nearly enough to even rival current human emissions, but still a good amount). Oil is volatile, so as it reaches lower crust layers over many more hundreds of millions of years it will begin to break down from the heat and leak out CO2.
>>17041931>The Olduvai theoryWhats this Science bro?
>>17041808>before peak oil: pump water, boil water>after peak oil: pump water, boil water
when talking about evolution people seem to often dismiss animals "stuck in time"there are several animals who "did not evolve"a priapulus worms gene order have been perfectly still for 520 million years nowthis is estimated as their divergence time from arthropods, as the oldest worm fossils are a bit older than any arthropod fossil ever foundarthroposd have had massive re-structuring of their genetic order multiple times: 500 million years ago, 400 million years ago, 300 million years ago and maybe most dramatic changes were 120 million years agotoday priapulis can be barely linked to arthropods but it is. this worm is the cousin of the last common ancestor of arthropods and wormsmany other animals have "accelerated evolution" for example really shortly lived caenorhabditis worms (microscopic) seem to be evolving a lot for last 520 million years and are not even recognizable as an animal by their genes because they have gone too far from all other animals for developing fresh mutations every week for 520 million years>humans are another very stable branch but not comparable to priapulus worms because humans come from a stable, 30 million year old mammal branch and there have been unstable ancestors 120 million years ago but it does seem genetics were locked into stability mode back again, laterthis gene stability is something biologists never really talk about and have zero idea whence it came (I dont know it either)
>>17040449Good thread. It's not so much that biologists have no idea, there's a few hypotheses/mechanisms proposed, but they generally lack predictive power, probably because shit's so complex.
>>17040449looks like my girlfriend's penis
>>17040449>arthroposd have had massive re-structuring of their genetic order multiple times: 500 million years ago, 400 million years ago, 300 million years ago and maybe most dramatic changes were 120 million years ago QRD? Or a link with more info
>>17042640500 Mya: athropods diverge, hox clusters were duplicated and modified to allow tagmatization (head/thorax/abdomen)400 Mya: land colonization, a lot of shit was rewritten or rewired to allow tracheal breathing, wings and co, synteny between insects and crustaceans broke (genes migrated across chromosomes)300 Mya: complete metamorphosis in insects (Holometabola), enabled by hox cluster fragmentation. of course synteny broke with more archaic insects120 Mya: dynamic karyotypes in Lepidoptera, Hymenoptera and Diptera, enabling stuff like catastrophic genome scrambling and restructuring (or rather, surviving those events.) also transposable elements running rampant.
>>17043230this focuses on insects of course but other lineages experienced big events, for example whole genome duplications in chelicerates and horseshoe crabs in particular
>a random dude in Africa "discovered" that his hot drink froze faster than the cold drink>people are in shock>this becomes a new discovery with multiple science experiments proving and disproving his>they call it "Mpemba effect" when something further from equilibrium reaches it faster>look inside>turns out the hot liquids just *freeze* faster, but they still take longer to reach 0C, the cold one just supercools (achieve temperature under freezing point but don't freeze because ice crystal can't form yet)Ah yes, the African "science"
It’s easy to imagine that there is some difference in the molecular dynamics of the water when it is in a state of having already been cold vs going from hot to cold. When comparing how they then freeze, these differences would seem for me to be the likely culprits in why the recently-hot water would freeze faster than the already-cold water. I’m trying to imagine what the exact properties that are different would be; is it perhaps something along the lines of turbulence or how much entropy the water has?
>>17043181Can anyone more knowledgeable judge whether they are garbage research or not?If not, it seems the effect is very mild and hard to observe/reproduce. Making the observations by ancient guys like Aristotle and others a bit suspicious.
>>17043181you will NEVER be a scientist.
>>17043203>5 of them are "generalized effect"amazing self own
>>17043203Is it really racist to say the effect doesn’t actually exist? I feel relaxing the definition is cheating.
>if you're good at math, you can basically do anythingLife is so unfair bros. Why do I have to be born as a midwit.
>>17037792That's BS. Anyone can get good at math. You're just telling yourself fake stories because of learned helplessness and because you bought into le epic genius fake memes.Tell me, what in particular makes you think you're dogshit? What math topic are you incapable of understanding?
Start with Khan Academy, but skip most videos. The interactive exercises is what's important. Once upon a time i started with pre-K12 or elementary level and made my way up to calculus. No shame in starting from zero.
>>17037295NTA but i'm just genuinely dumb as fuck when it comes to math. i failed algebra 2 THREE fucking times. it got so frustrating. i was honestly trying my hardest. staying up countless nights studying and trying to do my best. all to completely BOTCH the test and fail anyway.
>>17037270This is true, but you also have to consider that being "good" at math does not imply being excellent at it.You can have a broad understanding of the main subjects of mathematics even with far less knowledge than people with a math degree.So there's hope for us midwits, keep studying and little by little you can get good at math.
How can I contribute to math and science if I'm retarded?
>>17043031Normies did that 5 years ago. Now we know mRNA technology isn't ready for prime time.
>>17042468That is the minimum requirement.
>>17042477Most important part is to fake it till you make it. You're a mathematician now, start going to conferences and pushing your papers. That's how they do it, I imagine. Or something called pee review which honestly sounds gross.
>>17042468Donate your body to medicine research
>>17042468>How can I contribute to math and science if I'm retarded?Just work and donate your salary to fund scientific research.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onXiPWQsGPMTranslating the explanation:> We were able to perform the anomalous teleportation of a point from A to B, 150 mm away.> In practice, according to Antônio, the equipment works by inverting time and space. The process, as explainedby him, allows the object to change location without passing through a channel, tube, or any type of inductor that connects the two points. > [Antônio] You place a sphere or a bubble in inductor A, where there is a beam of leptons and hadrons, a field strength of 1.4, a frequency of 1.4 GHz, and a magnetic field of 1.5 Tesla. By combining all these fields, you create a reversal of time and space and are able to teleport the object from A to B,without passing between the two inductors.> This is an "anomalous translocation device", the PHL. It is a particle accelerator that allows you to translocate an object from A to B without following a straight, linear, or ballistic trajectory. Construction began 48 years ago. He said he wrote 3 books about it but he's going to try to get scientific recognition too
>>17042692I'll be waiting for the verdict of the peer reviewers from Science before dismissing it
>>17042751Before you reach the peer review stage, you have to claim something that's not retarded on the face of it.
>>17042760Your mom claimed you. It’s on the birth certificate at the courthouse.Go look it up for yourself. NYPA
>>17042659This guy is like if you picked a random 1880's charlatan Wikipedia page and changes the dates to the 21st century, he has done pretty much every scam they did back then (claiming to invent new sciences, claiming to create gold, impersonating army and university staff and so on)
>>17042829What if hes right tho?
What's /sci/ consensus regarding traditional herbology?I'm a big believer that can help non infectious disseases.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QrSHbF6V-WIhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=2OMRWPOSw9shttp://youtube.com/watch?v=RTOARC-yeMcOrigin.
>>17041669Hrm, cache authenticity and provenance must not casualize. Path of deviation from bioavailability limit difficult under all metrics
the science has been pretty clear that the only chemical compounds effective in treating or preventing diseases are ones developed in labs by pharma corporations that cost your insurance at least $20 per dose. hope this helps!
>>17040518if they work you can prove and sell itbut you won't
So a year ago or so i did the mensa.no internet test and got 135, being an easily exitable moron i was fully convinced this might be true to some extent, and that infact i was a unrealised genius!. A cocoon not aware it could become a butterfly. So i checked out when you could take the supervised test in my town and signed up for it. 40€ they wanted those bastard but me thinking this was my chanse to make it big i payed like a good boy. When there did the test and about a month later the test results came giving me an 119! IQ point not fucking close to getting in. And as im now quite some time later realising is that this is probably how those pompus pricks fund their little operation, baiting in midwits to pay the midwit tax. >tl;drDont write the mensa admission test its a ploy to steal your money
>>17028321Regression to the mean refers to the tendency for the next sampling of a population relative to an extreme sample of that population to be closer to the population mean.https://humanvarieties.org/2017/07/01/measurement-error-regression-to-the-mean-and-group-differences/
>>17028324Mensans are losers (not because they're smart).As further evidence of the instability of their homes, one third of the respondents described their homes as unhappy when they were children. This is double the figure found by the author in an unpublished study of 254 mature persons who were attending adult education summer courses in Western Australia. It is also double the figure found for Australian university students.https://www.emilkirkegaard.com/p/the-mensa-fallacy?utm_source=publication-search
>>17028321it's a binary iq test and you got a 0 the very moment you opened your wallet
Only the WAIS is a real I.Q. test, the rest is scam.
Guys, my son with Trisomie 21 is about to join MENSA. Can we get a encouragement cheer, for our little Einstein?
I'm not taking the piss. I'm very open to sincerely betting any amount of money that AI will never be able to solve any publicly unsolved equation, ever.
>>17042471256860015501... (296 digits)
>>17042535BZZT wrong again; so solly
>>1704258374976785663737039...090 (299 digits), you fucking faggot
>>17042455>math is applied logics>I bet any amount computers can't logicWe are reaching levels of copium previously thought impossible.
>>17042455You are already proven wrong on this kek.
Is noncommutative geometry a meme?
>>17041264I think it'll go down in history that commutation was a crutch because we were bad at math/ didn't have 600 cell all to all photonic chipset
>>17041329I was going to point out that mathematics is the pinnacle of all human communication and Gödel-encode it for you as a binary attachment, but I lost your email.
Something can't be a meme if 11 people study it, anon.
About Time
>>17041865God
>>17041781How to "look back in time" to an starting point at all?
>>17041781How does the Universe transition from a dimensionless point of infinite density to one of finite density with 3 spatial dimensions?
Wouldn't magnifying with the LLC be the same as looking back? It's just another resolution.
>>17042941Um....................... SHUT UP!!!!
Deepsuck explained why my potion is stellar (except for one point which didn't really matter 2 begin with just an edge case). I'm aware that AI tends to praise whatever the fuck you tell it regardless if it is retarded or not. However it gave medical explanations why would it work.So I'll share the potion with you and you tell me:>to cook in a pot:>--------------------->cayenne or similar>pepper (the spice)>eucalyptus>mint>honey>water>onion>garlic>to add after cooking and right before serving:------------------------------------------------------------->freshly squeezed lemon juice>freshly squeezed orange juice>whole glass of whisky
>>17040883thanks for your input, I appreciate it, precisely the whisky bit is the only bit I got from a doctor that gave his child a glass of whisky and then go to bed to sweat, the rest is all non medical folk remedies
Expression from around here: out of everything that doesn't work: cognac is indeed the best.I guess whisky is a reasonable substitute.
>>17041199everything else is also built around making you sweat when you go to slip, it's the meta, the rest of the ingredients clear your throat or mucus, and the other ones give you energy and shiiiiiit
>>17041727to sleep*
>>17041727we all (including doctors, pl0xe) agree thoug, right, that just as u get the flu, u go to sleep and sweat and that's the über remedy?
If I put a cube really close to my nasion and focus my eyes on it, I can see 4 sides of it since my eyes are looking at it from 2 angles, does this mean that I am now perceiving things in the 4th dimension?
Do that in front of a mirror | rorrim a fo tnorf ni taht oD
>>17041957You will have to join the other Asians in Nepal now, prophet.
>>17041957If I imagine a cube in my head I can see all 6 sides (12 if you count the inside, too).
>>17041957Yes, exactly.
>>17041968I wrote that a day before Nepal's glacier collapse and flash flooding, and I was psychologically in a cover story of another meaning while writing it, unbeknownst. Just follow your gut Harry!
