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Have you been doing your networking? Share stories of your expenses-covered travels.

I have made it with a woman, sort of, again. Last night, I treated myself to full nude VIP. Cover was $35, and dances were $30 each. A bespectacled Latina named Jessica approached me and led me by the hand to the VIP area upstairs.

Afterwards, back at the motel, I told a guy at the desk, "Hey, uh, cousin. I was wrong about this town. That was awesome." With a big stupid grin, I showed him the VIP wristband and the defense lawyer contact wristband.

In the morning, I attended the last of the geometry talks and asked some of its most competent questions. I joked with several of the younger men mathematicians I had become familiar with: You may have noticed that I am bundled tightly in my Weizmann Institute jacket with the collar sealed around my neck, when yesterday I was complaining about being hot. When we are in less polite company, ask me why that is.

In the less formal company outside, I explained: It's because my shirt smells as if - as if, mind you - I visited one of those gentlemen's clubs. This is not as wholesome a town as the one where I attended the representation theory conference last weekend, and I would never do that in the latter, though you shouldn't take that to imply something. I'm also heating the volatile compounds so that I can release them in the car and savor them on the drive home.

I forgot to mention to them that I could have bought the perfume for myself at a Victoria's Secret. In fact, I think it actually is from there, a perfume with a pear fragrance I remember from years ago.

We of the conference said our goodbyes. As I pulled the car out of the campus roundabout, I noticed a residue on the front of my shorts that I'm fairly certain did not come from me. When I get home, I shall thoroughly sun dry it to purify the rear of any traces of stuff from other dudes without washing Jessica's souvenir from the front, and I shall not wear them anymore.
you sure do seem to like talking about yourself on social media
I also made this into a travelogue thread on /int/.

What are your thoughts on pareidolia?
Seems like a convenient catch-all for inconvenient discoveries.
>catch-all for inconvenient discoveries

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How was it acceptable for Shinichi Mochizuki to say this about Kirti Joshi?
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yes, I'll be a fag just for Shinichi
He's a "character" alright. Amazing how much valuable time he's wasted with his dumb hodge theaters, almost like that was his express purpose all along (he is a Jew after all).
>number theory
Yes. Believe it or not Mathematicians don't like to have their time wasted, just like everybody else on the planet. This is low IQ cope.

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Is this fake news? Does this symbol represent something else?
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mohammed was a red haired jewish slave trader with pale white skin who spoke a regional dialect of aramaic. due to him being a jew he and the members of his tiny movement were tolerated in the city of mecca and they did exactly as they do now by demanding special treatment and consideration and then stage outrage reactions every time they don't get what they demand. after gaining a foothold in the city five jewish tribes joined his movement to lend military strength so that they could overrun the city and take military control. afterwards with his new military power he began the practice of killing anyone who attempted to leave and trapped the five jewish tribes forcing them to remain.

to this day jews and muslims are controlled from within by a network of secret societies that are using them both as expendable puppets
Where'd you read that?
i just kept digging and searched through several scholars work. i pieced it together from various sources but it is basically their own inner secret knowledge. i have noticed that they never argue back against it when i post that.

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Good news everyone, it turns out that plants like CO2.
How come scientists never discovered this until recently?
Seems like it should be big news, but they never talk about it.
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Yeah global warming is good. It would be better if nobody could freeze to death.
Yeah, there will be mass famine and heat exposure deaths, but at least no one will freeze lol
>there will be mass famine because plants grow more productively and require less water in CO2 enhanced atmospheres
Which youtuber told you that?
Most of those certified as scientists are actually impostors. The real ones prefer to stay away from academia more often than not.
Al Gore is not scientist. Neither is Neil deGrasse Tyson.

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You thing that it's posible a time machine with a cosmic strings
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Whats the scientific reason that people who are native to Europe aren't considered indigenous?
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The chart was made by a jew or jews
Thats good news, I'm sure the environmentalists of /sci/ are ecstatic so see it
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>nooooo, the world is totally coming to an end!!!
>thats why you need to give me all your money and eat the bugs!!!
>you have to beleive me!!!!
The answer is WHITE people
Fuck me that's a lot of abbos. How do they even keep that many under control?

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i was just perusing nairaland and i noticed they like the same kind of memes that /sci/ does
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it's because there are no new memes, everything's already been posted at least 10 times before
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>then, they give all your money to basedence
Coward cope, the truth is that most of the money goes to the military to fight israeli wars, to medicare and SS to keep boomers obscenely rich for as long as possible, and most of the rest goes to welfare minorities disproportionately used by minorities.
Of course he doesn't have the balls to say that.
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the anti science psyop is a weird one

Can microplastics effect developing sexuality?
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Nah, the fact they gave women the right to vote is overwhelming evidence they were already retard faggots long before plastics were a thing.
what's wrong with women having the right to vote? I've met just as many dumb men as I have met dumb women.
There were plenty of plastics in 1920.
yeah we will have to develop a horrific experiment where we give young people estrogen and plastic to determine the difference
instead of just trusting our fucking intuition

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What's this guy's deal?
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YMD = 1999-12-31
DMY = 31.12.1999
MDY = 12/31/1999
There are only 12 months, retard.
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ruh roh
MDY = best for daily use
YMD = best for archival
most of the time you don't have to specificy the year that's why it is Month/Day fools
optional args go at the end

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Good news everyone, Arctic ice accumulation is above average for this time of year compared to the average for this century so far. Seems like the global warming doomsday scenarios that so many scientists have been predicting aren't coming true, isn't that great news? I know you're ecstatic to hear it, especially the people who are so concerned about the environment, they should be extra happy to see this good news.
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it upsets me that you're retarded
anon is right, please seek help. stop being stubborn, it's for your own good
look, open your eyes and look:
>>everyone who disagrees with me is mentally ill
that was not what I said. I said you're being paranoid to think that sources demonstrating, empirically, global warming effects are propaganda websites. That's what your problem is.
You have trust issues, traumas from your past that manifests in that way. Please got talk to a therapist, try betterhelp, for example, it's affordable.
>the global warming institute
thats a political propaganda website, not a legitimate source of scientific information

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What is "Cognitive Infrastructure"?
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Its always nice to be reminded that soiyjaks are realistic, representational artwork
>Talk about Orwellian!
Can the free market provide cognitive infrastructure? It can't provide any other infrastructure..
Nobody on /sci/ knows what In-Q-Tel is except for two or possibly 3 people. Even most of the glowniggers have never heard of it
what nobody is gonna admit is they already determined this a long time ago
GATE (Gifted and Talented Education) is all about identifying children with psychic influence and attempting to stop it at a young age. If you fight their shit enough they will not be able to stop you from influencing and changing things.

What's the scientific reason why an obviously fraudulent research get published and was under suspicion for a decade but only recently get retracted?
>duplicated image patches
>811 citations btw
lmao, their whole field is so fake and gay that possibly thousands of "experts" read this paper and none of them bother to check.
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How can I become a paper challenger?
I remember the feminist paper where they took Mein Kampf and replaced jews with men then submitted it to a journal
>What's the scientific reason why an obviously fraudulent research get published
That happens constantly because of how flawlessly the peer review system works.

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Is there really significant scientific evidence that racism is a root cause of environmental injustice in the united states?
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If you don't know what's 2 + 2 then it's going to be a root cause of a lot of problems
Not really, since Europeans were the ones who built America from ground up.
If all white Americans were to return to Europe and if they took all the institutions that they created, with them. America will become a third world country faster than anything ever seen.
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>monkey gorilla swing from tree
>tree get cut down to build ikea furniture for white man
>monkey chimps out
sounds reasonable
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