Sup academics.What is the best way you have personally cheated in higher education, or what is the best cheating story you have? Paraphrasing existing work with Quillbot and passing it of as your own? Saving answers on your T53 and loading macros during proctored exams? Rewriting ChatGPT code and passing it off as your own?>blah blah you didn't earn your degreeOh wellHigher education only. No one cares about high school.
>>16868471Lmao.
cheating in academia means you didn't do the work you said you did, which isn't common since most published material is group effort, your free labor assigend grad student can do it for you and you are already protectedcheating is...actually extra work
>>16870105Is that what they told Jocelyn Bell?
>>16867904Play the politics game. Academia is a political hub. You just have to match the dominant politics and say the buzzwords.
>>16867904Some universities literally don't careespecially for master's students, they let foreign master's students cheat because their tuition is such a big source of revenue
Japan is about to DOMINATE quantum tech
>>16860002fuck I should have sold my bitcoin when it was up
>>16869077Yeah either scale to match my acuity or beat yourselves the fuck out to quite honestly summarize the real world
>>16860011It will make plugsuits ubiquitous in Japan.
>>16868897one time padif you consider that modern
thats a lot of money, almost a billion to a country who will responsibly use that money for technological advancement and the betterment of their own fabric of societyanyways, 6 billion to israel
real scientists gonna love thathttps://youtu.be/CXVnVo7qhBk?t=463
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>>16870852what a beauty! saved. 10x
Say we had the technology to manipulate objects at the nanolevel maybe using nanomachines or some other plot bullshit.How good could you make rocket engines, fuel, computers etc?
>>16865353STANDING HEREI REALIZE
>>16849074Rocketry platformsThen airThen discrete oxygen moleculesThen thoughts and prayersThen orbital wankery slingshots of dropping weight and relaunching
>>16864628Science is rigorously magic the moment anyone starts realizing mutability carries the founding property of any real physics.
>>16862872Having the void clock never tick does fit a couple fairy tale tropes
>>16825127Dakara...
How can my schizophrenia help me in advancing science?
>>16869060>sciencewell, you could study physics cause it's made the fuck up
>>16869060Schizophrenia just means youre consciousness is on a higher level compared to the npc. Use it to debunk evolution and brain consciousness theory
Full blown schizo here. You just see things that are so unbelievable but so elegant and simple and it all makes so much fucking sense. Some of the basics I figured out on my own like the colour of different stars defining the personality so you say of what different life might be like in their solar systems but when you see what's out there it's just so mindblowing there's no limit of words I can say and you'd understand nothing from them. I've been posting my schizo nonsense lately but nobody seems to notice. Like if I tell you there are insectoid robots from outer space that turn themselves into organic life you're just gonna say I'm retarded, but literally the only cool thing about my life are my hallucinations and I know what I see is true. I don't think anyone can become schizo, but my method was basically semen retention, extended periods of not sleeping and a fuckton of weed. Can't just sit around getting high though, you need to have a dynamic lifestlye. You'll meet people and things will line up if all you want is knowledge. Reality is so far beyond what our sci-fi has imagined, and some of our sci-fi wasn't merely imagined. You just wouldn't believe, and nor would I if I hadn't seen some of these things myself. I wish you well.
>>16869116>>16869121>>16869127Sorry I fucking disconnected a million times trying to post. Now I look silly.
>>16869060It is also possible that someone simply gas lit you into thinking that you had Schizophrenia. Have you ever noticed that anything that exposes the Jews is Schizophrenia? >Probably because Hitler was wrong about the monolithic Jewish conspiracy.
based or jewish?
>>16870823>based or jewish?yes
>group theory: kino math>theory of groups: pseudoscience explain
>>16870836it's like the difference between colored people and people of color
Curry's paradox shows that mathematical logic is broken.
>>16865043Curry was a White man.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haskell_Curry
[eqn]\vdash \lambda \langle f,g\rangle:\sigma \leftrightarrow (\sigma\to\tau). (\lambda x:\sigma. fxx)(g\lambda x:\sigma. fxx) : (\sigma \leftrightarrow (\sigma\to\tau))\to\tau[/eqn]
No, dumbass.
[math] \vdash M:(\sigma\leftrightarrow(\sigma\to\tau))\to\tau\ \text{does not conjure }\tau;\ \text{it shows that inhabiting }\sigma\leftrightarrow(\sigma\to\tau)\ \text{already entails }\tau,\ \text{i.e. }(\exists e:\sigma\leftrightarrow(\sigma\to\tau))\Rightarrow(\exists t:\tau).[/math]
>>16869909Seems like undefined behavior to me. The result is undefined and it might make you go crazy.
What is the purpose of dreaming?Isn't it a waste of energy evolutionarily speaking?
>>16870048>damn, i got nuthin.
>>16870080Fake, gay and unacceptable.
>>16869891One theory I’ve seen that makes sense to me is that dreams are useful by putting you in situations that you might encounter or to train your responses to the stimuli. Like if you have a dream about being around a bunch of snakes, how do you react in the dream? Then when you wake up you can reflect on this. They’re basically simulations.
to burn off stresses and generally disorganized energy acquired during the daywith more coherent energy, dreams are minimal
>>16869939anon is right though, not everything needs a purpose it just needs to be good enough in the eyes of evolution, and sometimes a trait becomes useful even though it was "created" for some other purpose entirely, like crying
all the other tests are shit (outside of mensa), take this onehttps://openpsychometrics.org/tests/FSIQ/
my bad memory fucks up my iq test results :(>>16828277half of the mensa test is basically "do you know what xor is?"
>>168451405 6 7
>>16827916they're not related at all
>>16830175>scored high>120that's midwit territory also there has been a huge iq score inflation because knowledge has become so abundant over the past years so lots midwits get 130 IQ results if you don't have 140+ on this test just accept that you're a midwit
>>16827884IQ scoresFull Scale IQ137Memory IQ138Verbal IQ133Spatial IQ131VM: 78 / 85V: 26 / 34MR: 14 / 17EM: 19 / 26A: 19 / 27CP: 13 / 18Score Interpretationthe dots was annoying and i didn't really try
I'm crying right now at the random impossibility that I even exist. Its incredible really. One tiny swimmy broke through a cellular shell to make me. I owe that lil nigga everything.
>>16870500>"nothingness" as nothing as a state cannot beBut that's a statement about your conceptual model, not about reality.>if the universe is to observe the conservation of mass and energyIt doesn't.
>>16870168the probabilty was 50/50, it either happened or it didnt
>>16870311>Because with infinite time and space it becomes inevitable.I never understood this argument. An infinite set of odd numbers won't include the number 2. Infinity doesn't mean everything imaginable happens. *Some* life was inevitable since the ingredients were always there (we're proof of this). *You* weren't inevitable.
>>16870343checked
>>16870168Anthropic principle + necessitarianism + skill issue
parallel universes just proved true thanks to chinese researchers.this is nobel prize winning shit
>>16870511>>16870512>>16870582What is this even about? The paper is on arxiv and is titled "Is GW190521 a gravitational wave echo of wormhole remnantfrom another universe?". OP hasn't even posted a link to the article, what a fraud.
>>16870779I didn't post a link to the article because /sci/ users don't read scientific articles. Searching for the link would have been just a waste of my time
>>16870508If infinite parallel universes exist, then they cannot interact with our universe, as their cumulative effect would be similarly infinite.
I do not take physicists seriously. Schizo shit.
>>16870795If you suppose some manner of adjacency requirement and finite adjacent parallel universes then obviously the cumulative effect could be bounded.
>In recent years, technological development of nuclear fusion power generation, also known as the "energy of dreams," has been accelerating both domestically and internationally.>In Japan, the industry is excited by the arrival of Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi, who has been promoting the development. The government has set an ambitious goal of "demonstrating power generation in the 2030s."mainichi.jp/articles/20251114/k00/00m/020/299000c
>>16870626nuclear fusion power has been 10 years away, every year, for the last 50 years. even if you get it to work in a lab, its another 10-20 years before you make a power plant that hooks up to the grid. every claim that you see a talking head make on the internet about it is bullshit to bait investorst. finishing phd in plasma physics and go to conferences with this community of coping fucking losers multiple times a year
>>16870711She might not be there in 5 years (chances are she will be there still) but her job is also to make sure her party, LDP, remains in power. And outside the US, people tend to remember promises made.
>>16870727Man don't make me lose hope :-(We haven't had an interesting technological department since the smartphone I would say.
>>16870821the academics and national labs doing the research are mostly just daycare for highly individualistic narcissists and sociopaths that are massively absolutely neurotic levels of insecure and just doing physics to satisfy their egos (and failing at it). its really sadthe private fusion startup companies are slurpin off that good good billionaire venture capitalist teet while the gettins good my money rn is on Commonwealth Fusion
>>16870807The only thing the LDP needs to do to remain in power is take a hardline stance against immigrants. None of their other promises matter.
>Nature is random and unpredictable>Look inside>Power law + variables
>>16869397Always cringe at people who do biology degree because it somehow fits under stem while completely avoiding anything stem related And then the biologists wonder why they can't get a job
>>16869746because they're women and have undermined what was a great field?
>>16869397rvery single time
>>16869444>physics is not mathLet's agree on "it's math plus the social sciences that go into conducting an experiment and communicating it to your colleagues"
>>16870830if physics was math, then physicists doing "math" wouldn't make mathematicians seethe.
If we are in a simulation isn't the obvious direction to pivot to is research into observing extremely high energy particle events and things at the smallest pixels of our reality to try to force memory errors and frame rate stuttering to get hints of the language our reality was engineered in. If we pushed on enough outlier cases in the simulation where it is forced to process extreme computations instead of approximating it we might be able to reverse engineer the source code reality is written in piece by piece.Then from their create a malicious exploit
>>16869834>sorting dæmons>ghost catsOnly the sane theories here.
>>16869834It’s a theory that can be tested though If we found ways the universe was saving memory use through approximation or saw repeated mathematical forms in reality that mimicked file compression you could suspect it>>16869719It would be like executing malicious code within the program to infect the system it runs on
>>16870079>It’s a theory that can be tested thoughNo.>If we found ways the universe was saving memory use through approximationThis is inherently impossible for completely obvious reasons that only low IQ schizophrenics can't see.>mathematical forms in reality that mimicked file compression"It heckin' looks like [gay computer analogy], to me, subjectively" doesn't establish anything.
>>16869863I have been vomiting for hours I plucked them and washed them then I took a mouthful and the corn were filled with shit the empty husks had just inflated and scooped up SHIT I ATE POOP FILLED CORN
>>16870818>the hypothesis is falseYou delivered. Take your 4chan gold.Thank you for your service.
Suppose one created a tulpa as a Godform inside his head to simulate the universe with the laws of physics and science, the same as our universe. A proper simulation of our universe including its ending with the heat death of the universe. It is full of sentient beings. Non Player Characters (NPCs) that can feel pain & sufferingThe Godform then finds that his creator is also just a sentient NPC in his world too and humans/living things are just food in terms of energy production and farming akin to bees. That is we are just slaves producing energy at a loss for a stupid thieving and hypocrite god/machine who is clowning with us all. All Energy is loss through dissipation that is stolen by that clown. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissipation That stupid clown god also controls our 5 senses thus is feeding us a false perception of reality as our brain like a cable tv. That fake god will eventually makes us kills us all. It also moulds all our knowledge by playing with words just like a lawyer would do. That clown also created the laws of thermodynamics so that it is impossible to win the game/simulation. It would also use the fact that we are npcs to harm us & torture us all indefinitely in a place like hell after we die on skewed perceptions & standards because it suffers from black & white Insanity & it itself is a stupid thieving hypocrite. https://twilightzone.fandom.com/wiki/Wordplayhttps://youtu.be/bGF5_6x0bNE?si=eXP2TdQgdM2iTCT0 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ginsberg%27s_theorem https://thegoodplace.fandom.com/wiki/Point_System https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Langoliers https://rickandmorty.fandom.com/wiki/Microverse_Battery Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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