When I passed the entering engineering maths and physics exams, I went to the website to check which engineering program I’d be starting (Electrical). But I accidentally clicked on two programs because I had an ad blocker antiglowies that sometimes messed with websites, so instead of selecting one, I ended up picking both Electrical and Mechanical Engineering.I didn’t realize this until my first day at university, when the coordinator (or whatever this bald nigger is called) saw my name on both lists. He asked if it was a mistake. Because of the 'tism, I didn’t know how to say no, and he got really excited, so I just went along with it.In the end, they put me in both morning and night classes.What am I in for?
>>16945413A double bachelor's?You can just drop one when the bald man isn't around anon.
>>16945459I thought of that too but the guy is like the administrator so i would have to face him, fucking hell i went to study engineering to avoid situations like this i hate my life
>>16945413this looks like the premise for a manga where a guy becomes a genius because he was too awkward to do otherwise.
>>16945459And the stupid guy didn’t think about the situation when he came in and asked me in front of everyone, so now everyone knows that, i’m enrolled in two degrees
>>16945487my iq is 108
if I took silverware, smelted it down, turned it back into silverware, would that deal with any prions that could be on the original silverware.
>>16945470Obviously but you don't need to go that far, an autoclave on ~130°C would be enough (or better yet, 150°C if it can handle the pressure.)Alternatively, stick it in an oven at more than 200°C for a few hours.
>>16945470Just put it in a dishwasher
>>16945470why the fuck are you asking this bottomkun>>16945504who recommends autoclaving at 134 for 1 hour
>>16945583im worried china might realize they can lace products with prions and then take over the world 10 years later
Why does your bumhole close shut when there is still shit in your rectum?
>>16945832because you have ass cancer
I wonder if they used the transporter; you wouldn't gain any muscle control. Imagine the smell...
>>16945832It's saving some for later.
>>16945832Ballast.
>>16945832Shitting all the time isn't good for hygiene so evolution created a system in which we shit a bigger amount all at once.
Proof that high iq doesn't make you miserable
>>16946763There we go, the rare scientific consensusNow the atheists are the rebels againGood luck people when in doubt blame the ai, microwave signaling using electromagnetic fields
now post his wife
>>16946538because literally everyone around him worked tirelessly to build him a good life because he basically became a celebrity for being smart when he was really young. Regular people don't have that. Life doesn't necessarily turn out good because a guy with all the help in the world has a good life.
>>16946538Am I the only one that finds these pictures with "le math in the backround" cringe as fuck? Seems so women coded.
>>16946875nah they're cool as fuck. They've been around for literal centuries, they seem "woman coded" because women tried to appropriate them.
When did America lose sight of its priorities?
>>16912997Lol
amerislimes are too busy hating AI because muh artists or completely misunderstanding what an LLM is and then getting angry when it isn't a do-everything machine
The only game that we are playing is who attempts to shove more censorship into a newborn super-intelligent being, over royal bloodlines, FIAT slop paper stacking, business and land hoarding, market manipulation, and whatever moronic slop the extent of theses apes reach manages to exceed their intellectual grasp. So fucking ridiculously endlessly tiresome....dear god the *sighing*....the *sighing* wont stop.....
Imagine how simple things were
>>16938034I love Euler <3
>>16938034>best and most prolific mathematician ever>literally goes blind>publishes at even higher frequencywhat the actual fuck
What is the most likely way we could achieve immortality (if it were possible at all)? Transferring our consciousness to a machine, cloning of a new body, or what?I personally think there's a hard limit on the biology of the age of the brain that will render any form of biological immortality impossible.
>>16934528Faith in Jesus Christ and God the father guided by the Holy Spirit.
>>16934528>Transferring our consciousness to a machineKills you and replaces you with something else>cloning of a new bodyJust creates someone else.The only kind of immortality that will work is regularly growing new organs in labs to replace old ones, as well as germ line and other gene treatments to prevent genetic degradation and a hundred other medical treatments besides. It'll be complicated with the brain especially; might have to remove pieces, replace them with more, wait a bit, remove another piece, and so on.
>>16938251>Kills you and replaces you with something elseno it doesnt.t. materialist
Probably gradually replacing parts of the brain with machinery that allows for the continuation of consciousness, then replace all the organic parts with technology and replace the technology whenever it starts to wear down.
>>16934528We have already achieved immortality. Our genes are immortal. We as beings are merely the vessels they use as tools to ensure their continued existence.
What are the big unsolved problems in chemistry?
The problem of how I GET PUSSY I NEED PUSSY SEX SEX PUSSY HORNY SEX PUSSY PUSSY SEX SEX PUSSY HORNY SEX PUSSY PUSSY SEX SEX PUSSY HORNY SEX PUSSY PUSSY SEX SEX PUSSY HORNY SEX PUSSY PUSSY SEX SEX PUSSY HORNY SEX PUSSY PUSSY SEX SEX PUSSY HORNY SEX PUSSY
Chirality and why RNA for humans is right-handed but our amino acids are left-handed. Biochemistry I guess.
>>16938823>hmmm, strange, this key doesn't fit into this keyhole when I hold it upside down, even though it was molded from this very same keyhole, how mysterious
>>16936434Why when you poo poo you always pee pee, but when you pee pee you don't always poo poo?
>>16938766>nitrogen admit metastable allotropes>Other Theoretical Forms: Include Octaazacubane>cubaneNeat.
I think it is possible to train to sense IR and read with it if the letters have a temperature gradient (e.g a sign with bulbs in it)
Heavy clothing forms a field of heat when other forms of energy interact with it it creates interference that allows you to see.
ir cameras piss me off. i want a camera that represents 1mm as red, 550μm as green and 250μm as blue. is that so much to ask?
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What’re the odds that we’ll one day inhabit Saturn’s largest moon? Probably more likely than colonizing Mars.
>>16938619Titan has enough water and hydrocarbons that it could plausibly be subjected to large scale automated mining and other industrial activity in the somewhat far future, if there's a need for it. It doesn't make sense for people to try and live on it though. The few who do would be researchers, like on an Antarctic base
>>16946504>EuropaCan't answer that without knowing if some of the ice shell moons have life under the surface, or if we'll drill into them and find they are completely sterile
>>16946504A moon like titan wouldn't be able to retain its atmosphere so near the sun, europa too would be different.But I get what you mean, and the answer is probably that we would have given priority to a moon base instead of a space station.
>>16946476If you want to extract oxygen from water with electrolysis you already have your fuel, it's the hydrogen left.
>>16938619Titans got methane right? I think the main issue is that there's icequakes so I don't think it's a good idea to put anything on the surface.
If one were to take psilocybin mushrooms in a responsible and controlled manner, could they increase their IQ by a few points? I've heard that in some cases they can reverse brain damage. I wonder if it's true. What do you think /sci/? Or is it all just popsci and druggie bullshit?
>>16938187the mushroom mogshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibz-gPkTMDM
>>16938227The safest way would be to grow your own, look for grow kits, they are legal and easy to use
>>16945182I'm going to look into it, because I don't want to deal with drug dealers.
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>>16939372I don’t understand all this bad trip anxiety talk. I’ve eaten pounds of shrooms over the years and never had this problem. Sometimes I’ve had bad times/experiences while tripping but that was because of a set/setting problem. I was hanging out with an asshole, or someone tried to make me shop with them in a brightly lit WalMart.It’s nice with some good friends in nature, maybe a campfire. Of course I’m a theist, so I feel everything will work out. Shrooms brought me closer to God. Are you an atheist? Did you fuck up the trip’s setting? Did you go outside or stay inside?
>be me>work hard your whole life to be successful at everything>be the 1 in 12,000 that gets selected to be an astronaut>your mission is to return to the Moon after a half century absence>get so excited about your impending mission that you're constipated in the weeks before>liftoff>vibrations and G-forces shake free the plugged poop>luckily you’re on the first lunar spacecraft with a latrine>download the contents of your brimming bowels into the one-and-only translunar toilet>it won’t flush>IT WON’T FLUSH>clogged space toilet makes headlines around the world >your tiny spacecraft smells like shit for the rest of the mission>your crewmates hate you>welcome to the Moon
How did they screw up something as simple as a toilet
>>16946377we just lost the technology :(
>>16946377You damn well know if SpaceX was in charge, simple shit (pun intended) like this wouldn't occur.
>>16946502It would have blown up cybertruck style instead yeah
Attention. Attention. Attention.A Room Temperature Supercondutor has been created by way of an extremely unethical process. This process is so unethical that it must be obfuscated entirely in history, yet it would be unethical for the RTS design to exist *anywhere* without deployment to the world.The RTS is synthesized from two nonsynthetic elements and maintains Meissner superconductivity at temperatures up to 2.6 degrees Centigrade, well within the range of nitrogen cooling.Your task is to take the RTS design and completely falsify a history through which to have accidentally discovered it. All monetary results and/or prizes will belong to you. This will mark the end of our relationship.Are you up to the task?
>>16945426sorry, there is a reason it cannot be associated with me by way of even a "ten foot pole".This is real. It works. Some other Korean shit will find it eventually. Have fun with it.
>>16946363Ok, replace you publishing with me publishing then
fake and gay larp, the initial "discovery" can be whatever you want. Just publish the results and the method and nobody gives a fuck afterwards. The fact you are putting on this big show of theater just proves my point. If you aren't a faggot, just drop the method here. You're anonymous. Nobody gives a fuck.
The entire fucking US space program was built by nazis. If it works no one gives a shit how something was discovered.
I want T2 colored goop in my Mickey Mouse watch moving shape.
What's the best treatment for #2-3 and how do I find a doctor in America who will even treat this? Last time I went to a urologist he was jewish and said the only treatment is circumcision. Is there a list somewhere of urologists who have experience treating adult phimosis and haven't bought into the circumcision propaganda?
>>169367120.5% steroid cream
>>16936712I used to be a 3 when I was a kid. I started gently stretching a bit as I was jerking off just because it felt good. Then one morning I got up to piss and accidentally full retracted for the first time. It freaked me the fuck out lmao. I was around 14 I think. I still couldn't pull it all the way back when hard, that took a while more of stretching, I don't remember how long. Months, years maybe. I was never that aggressive with it because I didn't want to break my dick. I'm 28 now and I wouldn't describe it as loose, but I can pull it back without issue.
if you don't have phimosis, you aren't fit to rule.
>what is the charge?>having a foreskin?>a phimosed foreskin?>get your hands off my penis!
>>16936712Dorsal slit. I had to advocate for this procedure to a literally Jewish doctor. Recovery was ezpz (nofap for a few days).
Gefaells X thread exposes OWIDs cancer death charthttps://x.com/ChGefaell/status/2033874694361756096Using IHME GBD 2025 modelled estimates it showed decades-long decline suddenly reversing upward in 2021 - exact timing of global modRNA/LNP "vaccine" mass rollout.Hours after viral exposure, OWID swapped source to WHO raw database: lines now decline smoothly, hiding the spike (esp. ages 15-49). Clear manipulation to bury signal coinciding with modRNA/LNP deployment.IHME integrates vital registration, cancer registries, verbal autopsies, surveys, and other sources via advanced statistical methods (CODEm ensemble models, Bayesian metaregression, DisMod-MR). Adjusts for gaps, under-reporting, and biases. Produces consistent, age-standardized, comparable estimates across all countries/years (1990-2023+). Includes uncertainty intervals. Regularly updated for timeliness.WHO data suffers from significant lags (often 5+ years), under-registration, incomplete coverage during disruptions like "pandemics", and inconsistencies in cause-of-death coding/attribution.For cancer mortality, especially recent/post-2021, IHMEs modeling captures emerging signals earlier and more consistently than lagged WHO raw data.Gefaell re-exported IHME raw: confirms global/young surge starts precisely at modRNA/LNP rollout.
>>16930927>Switched from modeled estimates to raw database>wow it looks different this is a conspiracy!!!
surely its from vaccines and not from chinese bioweapon aka covid that fucked peoples immune system and the ability to fight off cancer cells.
>>16944752>surely its from vaccines and not from chinese bioweapon aka covid that fucked peoples immune system and the ability to fight off cancer cells.The warhead in the covid bioweapon is the spike protein and the peak level of spike protein produced by the vaccines are far larger than from a virus infection. And in a virus infection, the total amount of spike protein produced is also much less, and it is localized to epithelial cells in your upper respiratory tract. And the spike protein was designed by americans in America containing Moderna patented nucleotid sequences and more nucleotid sequences that simply could not have evolved there by natural selection.
>>16930944checked and correctI love how retards took the vaxx. Now I shall continue to profit off their stupidity while they defend what they did lol. Why is the slave class so fucken dumb?
>>16945963>Now I shall continue to profit off their stupidity while they defend what they did lol.By being a schizophrenic loser insisting everyone will die in two more weeks?