>mwk warhammer +12/+7 (1d8+2/x3 plus 1 fi re)
vs
>Locked Bronze Doors: 3 in. thick; Hardness 9; hp 60;

>okay DM, describe how about half an hour of me hammering with a one handed mallet is going to crash through three inches of metal

this system is broken and needs to be fixed.
The amusing part is literally in the next room:
>Stone Secret Door: 4 in. thick; Hardness 8; hp 60;
...
>A total of 20 biers, each once holding an armed and armored warrior held in stasis, line the walls of this room.
...
>some of the warriors awoke on their own only to find themselves trapped within the room with their sleeping companions. Scars on the back of the secret door attest to their failed attempts to batter
their way out.
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>>97326127
>>okay DM, describe how about half an hour of me hammering with a one handed mallet is going to crash through three inches of metal

You don't

>>97326127
Destroying objects has always been iffy once scaled past tiny/small sizes, especially given that by RAW you can't damage objects or sunder with a fucking PICKAXE, the thing MADE to break stuff

>>97326463
>Vulnerability to Certain Attacks
>Certain attacks are especially successful against some objects. In such cases, attacks deal double their normal damage and may ignore the object’s hardness.

>>97326127
>>97326127
>>okay DM, describe how about half an hour of me hammering with a one handed mallet is going to crash through three inches of metal

Warhammers are not "A mallet", they are a specialty weapon designed for the purpose of caving through plate armour.

Every attack has a 1/8 chance of doing a single point of damage. Fire is halved. So assuming two hits a round, that means 1 point every 4 rounds or 5 points every 2 minutes. So yes 30 minutes is about right on average, however another part is

>Very large objects have separate hit point totals for different sections.

So 30 minutes on average will get you through a hole in a section of the bronze door.

>>97326515
>I'm gay
Fair enough. Carry on. :^)

>>97326535
Wow that was such an epic serve broski

>>97326539
>deliberately ignores the cheeky smiley
(You)

>>97326559
Yeah because that makes (you) behaving like a douchecanoe all better, right

>>97326572
(YOU)

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>>97325450
>TQ
I want that rumored Beastmen x WoC arcane journal so fucking bad

>>97325785
Also.
>Southlands Lizardmen AoI.
>Can upgrade Slann to older generations.
What named characters would you give the lizardmen considering that 2-3 is the norm for most armies at the moment?

>>97325450
>TQ
Vampires or forest goblins. Vamps are obvious, but I want a full Forest goblin sub faction with war beast centipedes, new magic lore, something like a jar of insects ammo for catapult, and warpaint.

>>97323277
>you won't get much beside the lore from campaign book and few articles in White Dwarfs discussing the aftermatch of the campaign
There's also the campaign website that drop a couple or fluff bits. Can't remember if the Druchii got a lexicon for their language, but the Albion natives did.

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my funny critters. i swapped the plastic command squad for older metal minis for more s o v l

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>>97325189
Turns out I already had some materials lying around the house. I'm not 100% pleased with how it turned out so I'll probably end up using foamboard like you did. Velcro is also a much more convenient idea than the little double-sided sticky strips I had.
Thanks for the inspiration.

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what should we know about how to beat hecahands, everyone on Edopro is playing it

>>97326498
>everyone on Edopro is playing it
That's because Komoney revelead new support, once they realize the deck still sucks they'll drop it and you will never have to worry about it again except for maybe Godos.

>>97301434
If they just focused on the 4* spellcasters with 1850 atk you could get t a lot of mileage.
I turned that into a rank4/8 synchro 8 and link OTK machine back in the day with just some Kaiju and 2* tuners, there's potential in the charmers if they made new version with actual effect to special summon themselves and a familiar it would be incredibly sweet.

>>97326259
Still looks good!

>>97326394
The irony of your retarded reply.

>>97326379
>no u.

>>97295290
I do prefer my fantasy women in bikini armor wielding swords, because It's fantastical and not realistic
They could never do that competently irl, but in a world with magic and enchanted weapons, why shouldn't they?

>>97296334
Explain my "Blood-Baron of Vizkopa" then

>>97298288
>tranime
found the lockdown immigrant

Are there any "cinematic" (or "vidya-like") rules that make the various types of guns balanced between each other?
Dealing with the high damage is easy enough (allow vitality reserve, second wind, etc) but I don't like how, certain weapons categories are just better than others.

I want a game where players can pick between
>dual wield pistols
>Smgs
>ARs
>shotguns
>LMGS
and have them be balanced choices with pros and cons.

>>97326364
>rules that make the various types of guns balanced between each other?
Probably but that sure sounds gay

>>97326364
/tg/ complaints department, have you tried D&D?

>>97326462
D&D is a terrible example. There's no reason to wield anything that isn't the weapon with the biggest die unless you have a feat that requires something more specific.

>>97326364
Survivable Guns nerfs rifles and MGs a bit, but it isn't enough to make pistols, shotguns, and SMGs competitive in a pure 'shooter' game where things like availability and concealment are irrelevant.
3rd edition had a more aggressive 'bulk' rule which actually gave quite harsh penalties to long arms a lot of the time, but also gave them much better Acc, so it kind of evened out.

>>97326033
No, they don't. The reason is because it doesn't matter whether or not something is considered osr, this thread was considered for a specific purpose, despite the common public meaning of the term degenerating into something else

>>97326078
It's almost like the osr crowd on the traditional games board of 4chan or a niche subculture, absolutely wild to consider!
>>97326188
Salient post that should be noted.

>>97326048
I like AD&D but I'm a bad person for not playing a game I have no interest in? Move the goal posts much?

Even though you're being rather rude with a condescending attitude I'll address your question:

Irrelevant to my point, you're moving the goal posts. C&C is one of the grandaddies of osr but it gets called off topic by some here. Any disconnect is between the name of this thread, its description, and what some people call off topic in a thread that is supposed to be about osr. I'm still waiting for an answer to what Gygaxian is because Gygax wrote metaplot story modules. You want to engage that question, great, but I've lost interest in this avenue.

>>97326023
>due to seniority
If you're going to argue seniority, 2e, C&C, BECMI, RC were all in /osrg/ in 2014 when osr generals started.

>>97326198
I am part of the OSR crowd on /tg/, and a I reject your... well, your everything. You are a niche of a niche of a niche, so it really doesn't make sense for you to use a more generic name, other than you understanding that you would see no traffic if you honestly announced yourselves as what you are, and are using it erroneously in order to essentially trick people.

>>97326229
>If you're going to argue seniority, 2e, C&C, BECMI, RC were all in /osrg/ in 2014 when osr generals started.
Excellent point.

Post your OSR sins.
>I prefer draconic kobolds to classic kobolds.

Looking to find The Lions of Tell-Arn pdf for BX
if possible...

>>97326389
Morning, doe anyone have Original Adventures Reincarnated 8, Fifth Edition Fantasy 18 to 29, Compendium Of Dungeon Crawls 1 to 4, Dying Light Of Whiterock, and Dungeon Denizens? Thanks in advance.

Requesting Fantasy Express and Express Additions #1-8, as well as Shadow Companion, Shadow Companion II and Critters #1-3 from Firehawk Games.
https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/publisher/410/firehawk-games/category/47433/fantasy-express
https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/publisher/410/firehawk-games/category/45360/powered-by-open00

Also looking for Libram Arte Arma and Libram Arcanis for Novus 2e from Firehawk Games.
https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/433057/libram-arte-arma
https://www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/405681/libram-arcanis

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Requesting
They’re Making Hostage Sausage at the Dragonmeat™ Processing Plant!
Drought Dragon Desolation

Anybody have Table Fables 2
by Madeline Hale?

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sup with those PlayOK players who plays two different games at the same time? are they sick in the mind?

>>97319070
Dude, this is so hard to play. It's fun though

>>97317906
This. The original title was just Master and it was decided fairly ad hoc in the chess community, and it was just a bunch of elites, not hundreds or thousands, and this was before elo ratings, so they didn't really have any way to distinguish someone. Then FIDE came about and got a hold of it and started awarding people Grandmaster titles, and they kept expanding all the different titles - NM, FM, CM, and various women's titles you need less rating for, they have FIDE Trainer titles, and with the "Arena" online website farce they even have extra "titles". Normally if you do really well in something they give you an award, but if you get a GM title - you pay them over $300 lol. It's purely a racket. It costs them nothing.

CM (candidate master) is just a pretend title for kids, NM and even FM is also laughed at in some circles that you were a mug that fell for an obvious scam. The only ones I would consider are IM and GM, because at least with those titles you could have some authority, like if if you were to become a trainer or a writer on the game, even a commentator. Basically don't bother with titles unless you are very talented at the game and you find it tough getting worthy competition in your town, and in that scenario you could start to think about it.

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a good execution of the Renowski Mate

>>97323113
I'm multitasking bro.

I'm not against people getting paid to run. I'd never pay to play, but filling a need is viable. I agree with the other two, however. Also, while I am my groups forever GM, I'd never consider running a pay for play game because every time you try to turn a hobby into a job, it becomes work instead of fun.

>>97319083
Helluva way to solve a mystery. What's next for you and your armour?

>>97320806
Nothing on the agenda right now. Armor is gonna go in my hunting kit though. I previously used a brigandine style steel plate lined carhartt jacket, but now the lindwyrm scale is gonna replace it. For me im gonna relax with my family for a while & study my magic tomes. If something spooky comes up I'll hunt it.

I would like to thank that guy who suggested having my trainee do some tracking. Didn't even need to help out that much. Honestly, I'm impressed by her ability to sit there and wait patiently, not something you see amongst the youth these days (even I'm not a fan of sitting on my ass). I have feeling I'll have to send her do some arson if she keeps this up. More time and more work on her inhibitions and she'll be a capable hunter.

>>97324929
I'm just glad you didn't go with your original "throw her at a young vampire" plan.

>>97325113
I'll have to throw her at something eventually but for now I'll focus on giving her the basics. One she's a proper member I'll consider sharing some more sensetive information and techniques.

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>>97326476
https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/making-magic/total-eclipsed-of-the-sun
The Shadowmoor draft archetypes are:
R/G Vivid Midrange
G/U Vivid Ramp
W/B Use -1/-1 counters as a resource
R/W Giant creatures that lose their -1/-1 counters
U/B Faerie tribal cast spells on your opponent's turn.

>>97326497
Nice. Looks like I'm drafting Merfolk

>>97326497
The others are
W/U Merfolk tribal and self tapping
U/R Elemental tribal and +4 mana value
B/G Elf tribal and self mill
B/R Goblin tribal and blight
G/W Kithkin tribal go wide

>>97326497
>R/W Giant creatures that lose their -1/-1 counters
So, +1/+1 counters.

>>97317775
Some actual Rules like the clowns and GSC, while others like the Custodes and Admech are homebrew. Those two are odd because just as clowns both of them had experimental rules and the Admech one is way more interesting than the homebrew one that is in newrecruit.
The github version has hombrew knight for some fucking reason.
But both of them are rather complete for the non meme armies like Imperial Guard, Witch Hunters or Eldar

>>97290469
as an unskilled retard I'd be happy to do some data entry here and there if there was a place to do so and a simple template

Hey guys, I noticed some glaring goofups with the Darmonhunters codex. I'm uploading some revisions for them for whoever's maintaining the repos.

/d/GiZeNW

>>97324240
hey, thanks, i can update that now, i'm not on as much as i'd like due to dealing with work stuff, but i can be on occasionally for fixes.

I am not trying to edition war or anything, but I am curious why4th edition instead of 3rd? I ask because I used to play back in 3rd edition, and am just wondering if 4e was just objectively better, more balanced, etc, or if the choice was a "this is when we got into the game" thing.

>>97319843
>There is no contradiction in my claim. Aesthetics have nothing to do with gameplay experience, balance does. This was always my point
Play with little stones on bases instead, make your minis out of sprue and paint them with enamels if gameplay is all that matters.
Crunch, Fluff and Style are all a part of the game, there's a reason why you figger naggets aren't playing MESBG or AoS or Chess.
You LIKE the style of 40k, you are drawn to it, there's something there you like.

Furthermore i doubt these are thoroughly balanced for all armies. are there not table configurations that favour. the purpose is to be neutral for the BROADEST possible amount of people.
We're not out there organizing our seeding to ensure fair matchups for all players either. some armies are harder for others to play against.
That's the soul crushing thing about it, you guys took all of the creativity of wagaming and turned it into a board game.

>You spew all these opinions and yet the market disagrees
Yeah and fucking guess Mcdonalds is the best fast food place and Marvel just plain makes the best movies. Lipton Tea, just the best tea, can't beat it anywhere.
I have no idea how you substantiate the Tourney being more popular than casual play but anon you're not a wargamer.
you're not.
You're a pig and you eat slop.

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>>97324239
>No. Warhammer is a game first, a venue for modeling second
Wron- wait a moment:
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>>97324464
Are you all the same person?
Your formatting is the same eye glazing brick both times.
Maybe you >>97324464 aren't because you actually have line breaks but this is weird.

>>97323669
>no discipline, no structure
well excuse me Sergeant Major Stick-up-the-ass, God forbid I want to play a game that looks cool for fun. You lose the ability to enjoy hobbies for fun along with all the hair, fag?

>>97323669
>which is also why zoomers think graphics
no that was Zillenials and millenials.
Arguably started with Wingcommander.

>>97326041
>Man Journos paid by EA to shill ME3 really have done irreversible damage to the conversation huh.
Feel free to suggest a different word then cockhead. But the attitude of somebody that wants the entire scene of an inappropriate game change to suit their tastes and hangups instead of simply choosing a more appropriate game is absolutely one of entitlement. No matter how much the word's use in a different context triggers your sperg lizard brain.

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>>97326065
I thought it was going to be combi-bolter + blade, and then you could swap out for an assault cannon or other heavy weapon, plus a carapace gun. Guess not.
But those comically large hammers are retarded (and those axes are insulting)

>>97326158
>6w

Which legion was the most xenophobic?
I don't mean which one killed the most aliens but which one actually hated nonhumans the most, like how the Death Guard was famous for hating witches.

>>97326369
Word Bearers I think. Stuff about the purity of the human form and all that. It's a hard call though, it would be easier to list the legions which are more accepting of xenos.

>>97326369
Salamanders.