Quickly, what's your course of action?
I cast Time Stop, cum inside OP's ass, and then shoot him five times..
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>>96459911Franklin and Valeria cheated because they were in another dimension and aged faster due to time dilation. Basically, writers didn't want Valeria to be 3 years old anymore so they aged her up, and decided they might as well make Franklin a teenager while they're at it.
>>96459911That was explained as Franklin and the FF were outside the universe, and as such,h the sliding timescale didn't affect them for several years.It came up in a Power Pack issue where one of them was over 21 now, due to this, but was still legally considered a minor by the law
>>96459925>>96459926Comics are dumb.
>>96459933Well yeah, that's always been the case
You are dumb.
An old Pathfinder buddy of mine sent me this and it just hit me as so tragic.How many people are stuck with shelves full of stuff that they'll never be able to use at a table? To what end?Post any similar /no games/ misery and / or discuss anything relevant.
>>96453569> You can hardly pick the right book for your mood if you have a library full of books you've never read.Found the guy who doesn't read books.
>>96431029What's the point of "exploring the world" if you're not even invested in the characters inhabiting it?
>>96427137I watched the entire thing in gif form after so many years of seeing it posted. I don't know how I feel about it.
>>96458863>There has to be a German word for this.>Sonderkommando.>God damn it Fritz.
>>96448071>*that*Would
Calibration Edition >What is Exalted?An epic high-flying role-playing game about reborn god-heroes in a world that turned on them.Start here:http://theonyxpath.com/category/worlds/exalted/>That sounds cool, how can I get into it?Read the 3e core book (link below). For mechanics of the old edition, play this tutorial:http://mengtzu.github.io/exalted/sakuya.htmlIt’ll get you familiar with most of the mechanics.>Gosh that was fun. How do I find a group?Roll20 and the Game Finder General here on /tg/. good luck>Resources for Third Edition>3E Core and SplatsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>96459514Not sure why but there's something wrong with 3e piece, beyond the pose art; I think it is the perspective, namely the ghost woman legs, her left foot looks like it is closer to us than it actually is.
Do Solars have any charms to force spirits to materialize?
>>96459869Phantom Siezing Strike off the top of my head.
>>96459869>>96459887Spirit-Caging Mandala too.
>>96459762They have a sweatshop art house working for them. I might be wrong about the location but I think it's in Indonesia and the core book art was so bad they had to redesign it.
Has Warhammer 40K changed YOUR life?
>>96454146Why do you faggots always reply with strawmen? If you can't formulate a proper counterargument at least don't scream your tranny delusions.
>>96456854>met your wife at an autograph signing for popular thing you both enjoy? sorry buddy looks like you're WEAK and GAY and probably a TRANNYI know I'm doing the thing that just triggered you, but you seem like a faggot and it's funny
>>96456854You didn't make an argument worth countering.
>>96423016It was detrimental on my mental health, since the original game I was invested into became disgustingly shit, and it was genuinely upsetting.Also more than few of my friends stayed the retards and kept unironically buying into MUH LORE from the novels, and it was the worst fucking thing ever.I can't really get over it, so I moved away to ttrpgs with people I have more in common with.
>>96423016Yeah, I'm about 2k poorer.
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>>96459795Orc barbarian farmer, what do you think
>>96459851Im going to play ranger next game tho
>>96459825>Wizard teaches you to prove a point to his former teacher
>>96459768Ones overflowing with sweet delectable mana (pussy juice)
Every time my players boss fight an aberration, I try to come up with some gimmicky fight rules>Luck inversion - 1 is 20, 2 is 19, disadvantage is advantage. (This sucked, I'm never doing it again)>Visual impairment. The map is covered up by the animated background, but every area hazard is still there, making the players rely on memory to navigate.>"Time travel". The boss is actually a gauntlet of the most infamous villains of history, and the party perceives themselves as the heroes that defeated them.>Alternate dimension. The fight is against 2 versions of the same boss, who has to be fought on the material and astral plane simultaneously by the split party.I'm beginning to run out of ideas. Of good ideas, for certain. I need to come up with something good by the weekend.
What are some good games where the focus is on stealing things and combat may be possible, but is a last resort?
>>96454070And Mcdonald's makes better hamburgers than your mom because they sell more of them
>>96452678>Probably this is all true of Cyberpunk as well, but I know almost nothing about it.More or less the same. You can't hope to stand a chance against the likes of Arasaka if you go in loud. Luckily most of their boots on the ground are in reserve watching their neighbors ready for the moment the corpo wars go hot again you can harass them, but more often than not as long as you don't do irreparable damage they can make an honest try to get it back up until they can just write it off as a loss. Depending on what you're filchingOr atleast that's what it was like. I never looked too deeply into what Red setting is like but I assume they don't make it so you're a serious threat to them. Out and out combat is more reserved for like street gangs
>>96433512One of the iconic art pieces is of a PC running like hell from monsters that just killed their cute cleric friend and swearing revenge on the wizard with the goofy name responsible.
>>96458581Do you also need two hours to prepare a burger?
>>96458756BARGLE YOU FUCKING BASTARDAARGH
>undead/robots>literally human but BIG>the token furry race unless it's ugly>orc/dwarf/human toss up, depends on the stats>maybe a small race for memes>elves>DnDslop like Tieflings, Draenei, Genasi, Aassimar ect. where it's just a modern Californian human but with blue or green skin and a short blurb about how they are from the elemental plane of Blorbo and they have zero lore or personality This is my priority order for deciding on a new character whenever I play an RPG. AMA.
>>96454650extremely based for furry race
>>96454650Post your latest character sheet
>>96454650>>96454684Roger roger!
>>96454650>the token furry race unless it's uglyMaking them ugly is the only based choice. Even better if they are based on some undesireable or lesser known animal. My next game is going to include the ancient race of flying buttock worms who are in war with the Ramisyllis multicaudata folk.
>>96459898>My next game is going to include the ancient race of flying buttock worms who are in war with the Ramisyllis multicaudata folk.You SAY that, and are then surprised when you get players that are into that shit!
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>>96455460>He seems to have become the face of the BrOSR on YouTube because he's a generally respectful and cordial guy who doesn't go out of his way to antagonise others just for the sake of itlmao
>>96453266>Two hireling deaths from players pushing them into traps, they let the linkboy live, since they pressed me on the character's backstory so I said he dreamed of being a knight, and they liked that. Now everyome in town is going to know they are blackhearted scoundrels.Kek, they deserve this for using the hirelings as meat shields
>>96453354I mean that's the sort of game I'm hoping to run. I'm roughly thinking the first few levels will be more pulp fantasy style hunting bandits lead by ambiguously magical sorcerer types, but as they explore further afield they'll find more genuinely magical shit. I'd love to hear a broad strokes overview of your game. Did you start gonzo or begin fairly grounded and work your way up to the martian stargate?
Hypothetically, let's say you're running an open-table game for a bunch of strangers. A few groups go to location POI and discover stuff and clear some stuff. Later, a different group with players who have never before been to location POI head there too.Do you as the GM tell the new group what previous groups have done/achieved/located?
>>96458459No, but I just update the state of the location when the first group runs it so the second group will enter the "aftermath" of the first group.i.e. If the first group enters the goblin lair, kills all the goblins, piles all the bodies up and takes all the loot, then leaves, the second group will just find a lootless cave with nothing but a pile of dead goblins in it.If they want to know who did it, why, and what they looted they'll have to figure it out based on what was left, not because they got an infodump at the front door.Meanwhile, if it's been a week or so it's pretty likely something that likes dead goblin has moved in, a month later all the corpses will be picked clean and something will be hungry, and the cycle continues.
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>>96445984>/d/hSnyJGPeople pay for this shit?
>>96459141This, this is what I'm talking about. This waste of space, literally wasted space. They could have easily helped their fellow anon, yet chose to be useless. I dont know the answer, so to make up for it, how about some battle CenturyThe Z and g/d/LbAHt3
hi everyone, is there a trove of dragon/dungeon magazines?
Does anyone happen to know where I can get my hands on Alien: Colonial Marines and Building Better Worlds RPG Supplements?
>For the emperor>The emperor protectsHow do 40k fans actually have the guts to spill out and larp about stuff like this when it's completely contradictory to what the setting stands for?You aren't fighting for the emperor, he's a corpse, you're fighting for mcbureocrat shecklethief, goldlord eatsalot, royalfuck richbourbon and corruptatron 9000. The entire setting is not about humanity's fight but about humanity being fucked in the ass by a couple elites.Pro imperium thought is genuinely a unfathomable concept to me aside from people projecting their personal political preferences to try and make the "fascist" (obviously not fascist) imperium fit their idea of mankind's noble last stand instead of shecklethief's feudal space fiefdom. It's ok if you're like "hell yeah this sucks that's retarded and awesome" but many people seem to think it's perfectly justifiable to fight for "mankind" while some nobles live in palaces made out of solid gold. "But it's our only choice agains't xenos and chaos"Well scrubbing off some of the luxury from the planetary governor's palace and giving it to the astra militarum regiments would surely help things a lot but no one seems to think there might be better ways to fight off agains't shit. That and the imperium perpetuates chaos, without it chaos wouldn't spread, 90% of all chaos followers are from imperial origin and their greatest princes are supersoldiers made by them
the Imperium is just the worst parts of every murder ideology (fascism, communism, etc...)if you can imagine a tyrannical policy that only exists to make people miserable than atleast 1 world in the imperium is enforcing it
>>96454672Excuse me, but Chinese are east asians, while brainy, their culture is rivalling that of jeets and jews.Their state is also incredibly polluted, and not incredibly efficient.At least they've successfully graduated from Mao's China efficienty(horrifyingly subhuman), to USSR levels of efficiency(mostly subhuman).
>>96441804this has to be the gayest image I've ever seen. Warhammer is literally a toy franchise plagerized from a bunch of old comic books. And here people are overanalyzing it like it's a serious work of literature.
>>96427735>For the emperor>The emperor protectsRight on, man.
>>96441345> I don't know what fascism is>>96440159>Fascism explicitly reject future orientation or progressivism. Fascism regarded itself as a progressive movement. >>96440159>So you admit that the fear of difference is an extremely prominent part of the Imperium.NTA, but obviously it is. That's also not a defining feature of fascism.>Several of The Imperium's ideological quotes indicate preference for tradition over all pragmatism.Fascists had total contempt for traditions, the established order.
Will it be bad?
>>96459427Supposedly they'll have split tables this time.
They're not playing Daggerheart so it won't be as awful as it could've been
>two tables>playing biweekly>at critical role paceImagine it, half the pace and twice as long. I am looking forward to the first time Brennan railroads them into Capitalist Villain #1 (in a medieval world no less) and they all just run away kek
It's going to be something. Not sure how good it will be.
>>96459636Wasn't mercantilism the death knell of feudalism due to the shift from land-based wealth to capital-based wealth?
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>>96459840Thou shalt bake
>>96459883I never bake. I guess this is the end for /slop/ then. It was fun guys!
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>>96458315I meant with the contrast paint over the metallic.>>96458245Aiming for it to look metallic green on some spots and just straight chrome on others
>>96458415>Aiming for it to look metallic green on some spots and just straight chrome on othersCould end up looking very bland, since you'd have roughly the same brightness on everything. Contrasting brightnesses help a colour scheme, more than contrasting colours. A few bits that are brighter to pop could do such a scheme good.
I broke the staff on my ventrilokar and super glue doesnt seem to be working. The piece itself looks too small to pin and I'm thinking of using green stuff but rather not since it will look weird. Any advice on different glue/techniques to use?
>>96459465you could try using tamiya acetone acetate (plastic cement/airbrush cleaner)dont need a lot, clean off the glue and use like a brush stroke or two on each end start melting the plastic, set it up in a way you can leave it for a minute to let it set
>>96459135I'll probably do a bit of highlighting underneath the layer of contrast, ultimately I want a metallic green to go with the silver metal
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Did they say when we could expect the new retrospective article that would be a sneakpeak? Tomorrow (wednesday)?
>>96459681Yeah, should be tomorrow as the 10 year articles have all been on Wednesdays.
>Anvil of Apotheosis so lame you can't even give a FEC hero a shield despite the obvious kitbash from Morbheg Knight leftovers Even the narrative stuff is streamlined...
>>96459604you'll get slackjawed drooling inbreds and you'll like it
>>96459508It's at least 5,000