What’s the edgiest tabletop game of all time
>>97346302>human action is always perfectly ordered towards maximum utilityMeanwhile in reality, pedophiles run the schools and we're letting bankers ethnically replace us while jacking it to anime.
>>97346302>Anon, I promise you, if it were meaningfully advantageous for us to be eating placentas, we would have been doing so for a long time with elaborate reasons to justify itNot that anon, but they're right that placenta is superfood insofar as all "long pig" is superfood. You generally don't get more essential nutrients in nature than your own species cause you're made up of all the shit you need.The reason cannibalism isn't more common is obviously the risk of disease is high as fuck with cannibalism vs other foods and also eating your own is a good way to not effectively grow a population and therefore pass on traditions.That said, while you can mitigate the disease risk from consuming placenta to a large degree nowadays, I would still suggest anyone that wants to pop a fucking Flintstones chewable instead unless you're in a fucking starvation situation or something. It's not something most would need to do and it's not exactly socially normal to want to do so. Shit's a free country, but you might want to talk to a shrink about why that shit sounds like a good idea.
>>97347439But pedophiles get jobs at schools for reasons of utility. Same for you letting brown people do manual labor for minimum wage. Those are horrible examples.
>>97345461Now you say that but Wanted still managed to be worse than the source material. Never doubt the film industry's ability to fuck up.
>>97347519I don't know how you interpreted my post as me making the argument from the point of view of bankers, browns and pedos.
Previous thread:>>97209588>What is /awg/?A thread to talk about minis and games which fall between the cracks, or peoples' homebrew wargames.The >>>/tg/hwg thread doesn't entertain fantasy (for good reason) and the other threads are locked to more specific games.This thread isn't tied to a game, a publisher, or a genre, let's just talk about fun wargames. Any scale, any company, any miniatures.>Examples of games that qualify.A Song of Ice and Fire, Argatoria, Batman Miniature Game, Carnevale, Conquest: The Last Argument of Kings,Deadzone, Dragon Rampant, Dropfleet and Dropzone Commander, Freebooter's Fate, Frostgrave, Gaslands, HeroClix,Kings of War, Maelstrom's Edge, Malifaux, Marvel Crisis Protocol, Masters of the Universe: Battleground, Moonstone,Oathmark, OnePageRules, Open Combat, RelicBlade, Rumbleslam, SAGA, StarCraft, Stargrave, Sludge, Urban War, Void,Warcaster, Warmachine, Xenos Rampant, Xenotactics......and anything else that doesn't necessarily have a dedicated thread.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97341614>they are interconnected and by fulfilling one I finish most of the other.truly the way of kings. my rank n flank. skirmish, and dungeon crawling projects are all set in the same world, so pivoting always always brings progresshow's mk4? i found 3s launch so bad i instantly bailed.rumbleslam is a surprisingly good game
>>97325840>historical pre-ww1the war game by charles grantcharge by peter young
What's the current state of CMON's ASOIAF game? Their boxes always seem to be out of stock and it's hard to tell if the game is going to continue to exist.
>>97343704I heard CMON is circling the drain, so get in while the getting is good
>>97343704CMoN got hit HARD by tariffs because they were relying on Ponzi-scheme Kickstarter pump-and-dumps. They had to sell off several of their IPs and they posted a massive loss last year, they're almost certainly not going to have enough money to renew the ASoIaF license. Hell, they can barely afford to advertise anymore.>continue to existMy dude, I played a game from the 1970s last week. Existence is always up to the fans and not the company.
Any good RPGs for doorkicking combat? Something kinda slick but hyper lethal, letting the PCs take down most mooks pretty quickly but always having the chance to lose it all with poor tactics. I've been running RED and it feels a bit pillow fisted but my group is afraid of RPGs from before the turn of the millennium
Yeah, FAGROCKER is a really good system for capturing this feel. FAGROCKER '99 will work, but the additions and refinements present in FAGROCKER (2011) will do an even better job. You can also just source PDFs for FAGROCKER: Ultimate Definitive Edition from 2018 which synthesized everything ever released for the FAGROCKER system.
>>97347478Made me look but if I ever write a system I'm calling it thatFast Assault Gunfighting Response Operations: Counterterror, Kinetic Engagements, and Recon
>>97347478Finally, we found a game you can actually talk about.
>>97347478if you said it was from 89 i'd believe it was real.
>>97347496Best nonexistent anime
It is the year 199X. Your friends have just sent you a text message to your Nokia 3210, saying they can't make tonight's D&D game.Which of these games do you play, to single-playerly experience that classic 'dungeon crawler' feel?
>>97344461Wizardry V on the SNES.
>>97344461Ultima Underworld 1 for the perennial classic, Dungeon Master 2 for the atmosphere.
>>97344461I continue to play Civ 2 as if nothing happened.Also, none of my friends had a cell phone until early 00s
>>97344461DOOM.
>>97344461>It is the year 199X>Your friends have just sent you a text message to your Nokia 3210So it's at least 1999. Why am I playing half a decade plus old games?
A thread for discussing the Star Wars franchise and its various media and tabletop games.Exotic Cuisine editionPrevious: >>97304062Fantasy Flight Games’ X-Wing, Armada, and Legion>https://pastebin.com/9puqx1zeStar Wars Roleplaying Games (d6/d20/FFG)>https://pastebin.com/iUriRfaAOther FFG Star Wars tabletop (Imperial Assault, Destiny and the LCG)>http://pastebin.com/ZE4gn0yNComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Anyone else avoiding looking for Star Wars games because of picrelated?
>>97346119He's the one who established the tradition, tho. Therefore, the best Mandalore.Also, consider our non-Sith puppet Mandalores:>Boba Fett>Din Djarin (maybe)>Bo-Katan (maybe)With that competition, Mandalore the Ultimate becomes the clear winner.
>>97342391Coruscant has been built up and over so much that nobody, and I mean nobody, knows what is down there.There are over five thousand levels, built up from the crust. Coruscant long ago got so deep that it started hitting the mantle. It's effectively the same as 40k's Terra, but Terra has been done for about 40000 years. Coruscant was already fifty levels (and some of these levels are skyscraper height and more, they're entire ecosystems) deep and a complete planet wide city a hundred thousand years before Ep4. It's only gotten more built up since. The entire world requires constant oxygen processors and atmospheric regeneration, satellites to direct heat, and millennia upon millennia of systems built over and atop each other designed to keep the planet livable and not a co2 ruined rock. It doesn't even have the capability to provide its own oxygen, hence super-oxygenating algae are strategically located across the surface.Even with all that, if weather regulation fucks up just a bit, then you get megastorms big enough to ruin a planetary shield and rip the atmosphere wide open for invasion.Coruscant is fucked up.
>>97347481that sounds so radical. a single turbolift can go far enough to get all the genres and themes of sci-fi done in one ride.
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Obscure conflicts editionPrevious thread:>>97095668>Thread Question:Which obscure conflict would you like to collect miniatures for and get a game going?>Community Summary of Wargames:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11JoUpGIRDp5DZdgJ24rijKHgyY-qvvR5QnVtHIp57Tw/edit?usp=sharing>List of Historical Tactical, Strategic, and Military Drill treatises:http://pastebin.com/BfMeGd6R>ZunTsu Gameboxes:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97345297Wikipedia just gives the major participants, kings and such. I want to see the dukes, barons and even lower.
>>97344408https://www.earlyblazon.com/https://www.earlyblazon.com/earlyblazon/events/3crusade.htm
>>97344861WTF, Finland absolutely had to pay massive (for it's size) reparations to soviets. In fact, Finland was only nation that fully paid their reparations after WW2. It slowed down recovery after the war, but boosted their industrial output so exporting heavy machinery like locomotives to Soviet union became quite profitable.
>>97347389>Finland absolutely had to pay massive (for it's size) reparations to soviets.Loooosers
>>97347420shalom
Work in Progress, "Nobody screws with the Tank Police!" Edition>Full-on /WIP/ OP Links Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/BE42AEcD>WIP Tutorial Images Megahttps://mega.nz/#F!TvQFCaLb!w8WZKCcOsTRasxrI0JWezw>Saint Duncan's "Six Things I Wish I Knew When I Started Painting"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufP8ka3KGno>Saint Duncan also explains thinning your paintshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxWgsqSf74s>Paint thinning 102Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97347243pretend you are the fire and the fire is coming from and you can pivot in that spot but you can't move, everything you can see is what the light is touching
I should've been asleep hours ago
really happy with the coat and the leather/stuff on this guy's backpack
this cloak is giving my brain the happy juice. I can't wait to put more paint on this and mess it up.
>>97346274Kino work, anon. You are really making me reconsider my painting list and putting the gue'vesas up to the top.
Keep going edition >Previous Heresy: >>97332279>HH 3.0 - Complete gofile - All Books:https://gofile.io/d/cnJk0N>Titanicus Compendiumshttps://gofile.io/d/qdYzem>New Edition, to a great wailing and gnashing of teeth:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/setting/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Official FAQ/Errata/Downloads:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Thread FAQ (very old, remembers Age of Terra)https://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97346933A triaros with the ram replaced with a Spartan's protruding ramp.
>>97346815We aren’t actually going to war anon. It’s a tabletop wargame and by skewing your list you deny the enemy significant output per turn. Like your opponent is playing with a hidden points handicap if you skew.
>>97347066Well that no longer works in 3.0All tanks? No scoring objectives, they obscure each other's view, AV 14 are too expensive to be effective when spammed and anything with low rear AV is gonna get jumped by units charging out of rhinos and blown up with krak grenades.Infantry only? Blast weapons will tear you a new one.
>>97347066Anon solar aux vehicle skew isn't a thing, your vehicles are all AV10-11 in the back you go down to krak grenades and power fists like nothing.
Reminder nu-cata's a shit
Imagine… Queer Worlds… #wow #whoaImagine if there were Queer Worlds…#wow
>>97334560That fat bitch is sexier than 98% of all women in most recently published books and I want to pop her open so this is 100% a buy in my book.You're a faggot OP
>>97340324I mostly played the Chronicles of Darkness. "Metaplot" is just wankery for wannabe novelists.
>>97337334Not all queers like WoD but everyone who likes WoD is some flavour of queer.
>>97345321RIP Warrior, loading the space ships with the rocket fuel in Heaven.
>>97334882Straight fantasy is about fantasy. Queer fantasy is about leftwing idpol and being gay.
Sewer Edition>2024 PHB Scanhttps://files.catbox.moe/g8oo9h.pdf>Cropped and rotated, but more artifactyMjAyNCBQSEIsIE5vIFRodW1icywgT0NSZWQsIEFub24ncyBCb29rbWFya3MgdHJhbnNmZXJyZWQgb3Zlci4gCgpodHRwczovL2Vhc3l1cGxvYWQuaW8vd2Fvcm9h>2024 DMGhttps://files.catbox.moe/fd04pq.pdf>2024 Monster Manualhttps://files.catbox.moe/atd38s.pdf (D&D beyond version)https://pomf2.lain.la/f/1en5qwum.pdf (scan)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97345937atleast with online random play I have 4 different games to choose from so atleast one works out
>>97346217The problem with this argument is that 5E is a lot closer to a simplified 3.X than it is to 4E.
>>97346892>"here's your state mandated story arc where everything is about you and based on your backstory"I think the issue would be if a DM did the entire arc all at once rather than do a small piece on occasion to mix characters' special moments with what's going on with the campaign.
I've never had a dm include character story stuff its so weird
I never don't as long as the player give me stuff that's halfway usable. Two of my games it's been opt-in, the other two I worked with the players to fit their characters into the adventure or build the world around the PCs.
First Order of the Stick of the new year is up.
>>97346169and now I'm shipping this
>>97346651Gay
>>97346360The punchline fell flat.
>>97323242>>97323167Is this the first actual game mechanic used in a long time? (rich said he doesn't read the rules anymore)
>>97346048Hell yeah anonYou reward my laziness
mondays editionInfinity is a 28mm tabletop skirmish game produced by Corvus Belli, and includes the related games Aristeia, Defiance, TAG Raid, REM Racers, and Acheron's Fall. Corvus Belli also produces the fantasy games Warcrow and Warcrow Adventures.>Latest official update:January preorders>Rules and missions:https://infinitythewiki.com/index.phphttps://infinitytheuniverse.com/resourceshttps://infinitytheuniverse.com/games/infinity/its>Beginner FAQs and guides:https://pastebin.com/x06JG55Uhttps://pastebin.com/xtQzRcq5 https://pastebin.com/xUBR7QFU Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97345320old and outdated apperently, the juggg is cool
>>97345328Yeah, but is it just lookg?
>>97344956>numarut>SInto the trash it goes.
Government mandated SlamCau gf Edition>/40kg/ Community Linkhttps://rentry.org/40k-General>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000-downloads/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ru>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Pre 10th Torrent:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97347385Depends who you're playing with. Generally games with your friends are whatever you want them to be. Pickup games people are generally looking for matched play
>>97347101He looks like he has a rough looking scarf around his neckKinda cool despite the damage imo
If you had to choose, would you be a guardsmen or a simple janitor in a Space Marine ship?
>>97347486With a little bit of adding and cutting away he could make a pretty good shemagh out of it.
>>97347495He could even paint a nice little pattern on it after doing all thatSometimes the mistakes we make with models can turn into some cool shit unexpectedly
Thread 450: New anime season EditionBushi-Navi EN: www.en.bushi-navi.com/Deck Log:decklog.bushiroad.com/ (JP)decklog-en.bushiroad.com/ (EN)Beginner guide, decklists and other info: pastebin.com/QxKQRhrQ (embed)Up to date fanmade PC online games, 3DS/Switch emulation and Mobile games: pastebin.com/7Fj8VqA2 (embed)Cardfight and Buddyfight matchmaking server: discord.gg/6xVFD4rWeiss/Schwarz Resources: pastebin.com/sk2iSjW1 (embed)BCS 2025/26 Info: https://en.bushiroad.com/events/bcs2526/DivineZ Parallactic Clash Ep 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYIy6ZPZI8YDivinez: Genma Awakening Arc Manga: https://x.com/cfvanguard_PR/status/2009770914012074373Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97347207>>97347261If they actually leave her dead my jaw will drop
Palworld is getting a card game.https://palworld-official-cardgame.com/
>>97334290i hope he gets a mythstich that is just veissrugr but a D legion for OG veiss so it is searchable.
>>97346724Where's Ibuki?
Buddyfight should have its own game. Cardfight Vanguard should be getting support for both Premium and V-Premium. Twice a year, minimum. Cardfight Zero have never been canceled. Dear Days should be cheaper and more of a story focused RPG/Adventure game. Weiss is supposed to contain the collabs. Shadowverse is a direct competitor to Bushi's existing IPs and needs to be let go. Also, I'm switching to Grand Archive.
"Crusader, crusader, please take me with you" Edition>Resources:WFB: https://pastebin.com/qVGrgwwhWM: https://pastebin.com/EsDAgebaWFRP: https://pastebin.com/inbyBsR6Novels: https://pastebin.com/PFqPDr0H>TOW:https://gofile.io/d/fxFgXShttps://www.warhammer-community.com/downloads/warhammer-the-old-world/>Warhammer Chronicles:https://files (dot) catbox (dot) moe/0xt777 (dot) zip>Time of Legends:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97347337On the other side of the table, the sisters of Avalon failed completely, causing zero wounds before getting combo charge by half the green skin army. This contingent of orcs ended up landing the killing blow on my last giant before the ogres could seal the deal.
>>97347317>My mandatory scorpion got a killing blow on a hunter after healing up his ranged hits.YAY>Eventually the goblins ambushed and destroyed it though.NO
>>97347348The orcs were also mine, I’m loaning them to my brother for the event. In the end, everyone got bloodied, which is the best way to play triumph and treachery and warhammer in general.Our event is going to be the first invitational my club is hosting, so hopefully folks show up looking for a good time and not just a sweaty tournament.
>>97347311bowshabti are so sexy. shame the melee variants dont hold up, modelwise.
>>97347381I'm of the opposite opinion, to me Ushabti look way cooler than the bow versions.