ive never made a custom card before, how did I do?
Nobody plays MTG, anon.It's over.
Fighting with some friends edition>Previous Thread:>>97253609>HH 3.0 - Complete gofile - All Books:https://gofile.io/d/cnJk0N>Titanicus Compendiumshttps://gofile.io/d/qdYzem>New Edition, to a great wailing and gnashing of teeth:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/setting/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Official FAQ/Errata/Downloads:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Thread FAQ (very old, remembers Age of Terra)https://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97274704>>97274648Oh well, just thpught 20 blood angels despoilers running out of a spartan is a cool image
>>97274827It is very cool and it's a cheaper unit so you could run a couple but they're not exactly going to lay waste to the multitudes and drive the enemy before them.
chairman of the equitable radiation dispersal committee
>>97274640I always have to hold off until I actually see the model but what a bad showing.
>>97275040Fuck yeah.>asymmetrical pistolsI'm cumming
Holiday cheer editionPrevious:>>97223714Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/h8Tz2ze8Survey results: https://pastebin.com/YJPZ44rqSeasonal TQ:>How do you deal with friends&family absolutely resistent to any form of game teach?>Will anon repeat his autistic data gathering endevour this year?Actually interesting TQ:>How important is winning to you? Almost noone is a mustwin-tourneyfag, but we all tend to like games we are good at more, conciously or subconciously.
>board game is dying!>look at my board game collectionI'm fine.
>>97274066>>97274033Checking the dubs, i will stand resolute and refuse the forbidden desire, come at me /bgg/ (also happy new year)
Happy new year anons!
>>97274266But it's 8pm
>>9727283112 year old me imagining what it would be like to actually have friends to play with and imagining it based on box backs>>97273069>prefer losing to encourageBased, and also dislike the people who flip out if the find out their opponent 'let them win', diva behaviour. People need to feel the joy of winning to hook them, it is going to be a lot less common to find someone who isnt already gaga for the game/theme/whatever who will want to keep playing if they keep losing
>gain traction from GW losing community goodwill>immediately start killing your own community goodwill before you even have a product fully outWhat is this business strategy called?
>what if... mud... and dark coloursamazing
I just wanted based ww1 Kyven Rus, Tsarist Muscovy fighting demons and shit along with the other factions I kinda (and still am to certain extent) such as Poland and the scythians (im guessing their Alans). instead i get fucking reddit rug pulled by cynical cuck faggot shit about how God is still bad because >"muh hekin cannites and the Amalekites weere hekin genocides by the behest of your God and muh hekin gays sex WAHHHH If i cant paint my lovers intestines with my seed then im lterlly opressed"the only thing that saves this from being complete garbage is that thy still want to make the demons evil. I fucking hate mellinals and GenX so much its Unreal
TC's mask really came off when they added the Muslims who are all stereotypically peaceful, nice and super smart and way better than the Christian Europeans, followed with Discord rants about how "that's just like RL" and other reddit atheist talking points.
>Trench crusade thread>always starts a raging culture war debatewhat causes this phenomenon? even 40k wasn't this bad when GW caused their personal 9/11 by adding femstodes
>>97275017>what causes this phenomenon?Contrary to what brainlets will tell you, 40k's continued success and popularity rests primarily on the simple fact that GW design, manufacture, and sell the best heroic scale science-fantasy miniatures in the world.Trench Crusade, on the other hand, is in itself basically just a shitpost. And the "hobby" revolving around is shitposting.
There's a board devoted to tabletop games where 99.9% of the users have never played a single session of a game in their lives.
>>97273328Preddy scary
>>97274644>/tg/ is one personWhat games have you played lately?
>>97274842MetaZoo
>>97274910Better get in that MetaZoo thread, then. It's on page 9 and falling fast.
reminder that people dismiss your hollow, spammed threads for what they are and nothing more, and trying to shame them for it won't suddenly make you vapid, sentence fragment questions get more than a handful of replies.
Valakut editionPrevious: >>97129473>News & RemindersWorld Championship 31 won by Seth Manfield (Izzet Lessons, United States, he/him)Complete winter achievements for rewards December 16-January 6From November 18, 2025–January 19, 2026 Golden Packs will temporary contain cards differently than before due to "various pieces of internal nonsense"https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-arena/announcements-december-15-2025>Useful Linkshttps://pastebin.com/QFA0hqaA>TQHave you played the brawl challenge, and if so, which commander?
You know what fucking sucks?Magic the Gathering
>opponent goes first
>>9727114017 lands split 50/50 basics of each color + any dual lands I picked up, every time. Never have much of a problem in paper draft yet somehow games 2 and 3 are always mana flood or screw. It just doesn't fucking add up. In a draft night at my LGS I might see bad mana situations in 1 of 9 games. In arena it's basically every other game.
>>97271362lookin quite pretty desu
>>97271362>>97275019Nice, thanks. I actually saw those earlier and failed to notice they were free.
Previous Thread: >>97096644For: Creation and discussion of Lewd RPGs; including Solo Rpgs, Homebrews, and Greentexts about your game sessions (specify the system you are using)>DON'T post or ask for "Looking For Group" or "Looking for Players".>DON'T sperg about Hentai logic, Hentai Artists or NTR. Take your meds.>NO Shota/loli crap. Go to /trash/>What's a Solo RPG?1: YouTube (Season 1 of Me, Myself & Die! gives a good explanation)2: Ask in the Solo RPG General: >>970620423: Solo is a good way to test out systems and to avoid problems such s "Schedule Conflict" or "Playing with Weirdos">Solo RPG Toolkit (NPC Generator, Mythic GM Emulator, etc.)https://infinityweavers.link/re-up/solo-rp-toolkitComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97272883call of cthulhu
>>97273748Well she IS into tentacles…
>>97270804Just came out this month.
>>97274971
>>97236299Bara artists are so gay that the last shred of straightness screams out in the form of making them draw tits.
Helstorm Fireworks Edition(Happy New Year, men of the Empire)>Resources:WFB: https://pastebin.com/qVGrgwwhWM: https://pastebin.com/EsDAgebaWFRP: https://pastebin.com/inbyBsR6Novels: https://pastebin.com/PFqPDr0H>TOW:https://gofile.io/d/fxFgXShttps://www.warhammer-community.com/downloads/warhammer-the-old-world/>Warhammer Chronicles:https://files (dot) catbox (dot) moe/0xt777 (dot) zipComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97274737Isn't it just geminisnatch lite?
>>97274782It's WF new year, but it has the same cosmic alienement of Mannslieb and Morrslieb that Geheimnisnacht has
ALRIGHT.New Year, same shit.What are your:>Hopes>Fears>Expectationsfor the year?
>>97274952An interesting FAQAnother Skaven nerfPower creep
>>97274952A united Empire journal, have them actually be the professional, disciplined army .Cathay all the timeremake of models no one wanted.
Shit GM Thread, because while you players are awful, there are some really shit GMs out there too.>GM advertises game as a destroyed world by demons and whatever and people trying to live through or retake the world>sounds good, throw my application in and get in>trying to make a character from a destroyed noble house destroyed from said demons>no info or lore or anything so just make one background that can fit in>ask GM if it's okay and if I can fill it in with finer details>he just says nah you're good>is there a map?>he just gives me some random borders map that looks like it was generated from some website>yeah choose a region where your noble house was from I'm still working on the details>his username is some pretentious TheLoreMaster btw>whatever as long as he can provide a good story as the game goes on>me and other players make our characters>he then tells us to create a shared backstoryComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97272921The concept wasn't bad about the game show thing, but it was mainly adding to how it didn't make sense when the guy stole credit and treasure for what we did. The dungeon thing was apparently complex, but he did not actually draw a map. He apparently just did a list of written numbers and what number led to what room. He just asked if we wanted to go left or right, but got frustrated when we tried mapping it out ourselves since that took time away from the game.As a player, he was pretty bad too and generally did lol randumb stuff or thought roleplaying a barbarian meant not listening to people, using his phone or putting his headphones in to simulate tuning out as a barbarian, and also ran into confirmed traps spotted by other party members because his character had a low int score which meant that is what he would do.
>>97269238>>97269308Have you tried actually playing actual D&D (anything from before 4E).
>>97269238This character needs more non-AI porn.
>>97271256I, hilariously don't remember if dispal magic can even do that or if it even affects scrolls at all. It's been too long since anyone has even used dispel magic after having acquired fireball.
>>97275008d20 dispel magic either ends spells or temporarily suppresses magic itemshis gm is an illiterate
Thread #02 Lean Winter on the TundraPrevious Thread: >>97090196Welcome to /un0/, an RP thread for playing a World of Darkness/Chronicles of Darkness Hunter. For any OOC questions about WoD/CofD, check the official general. >>97224887Rules:>We are acephale. There is no storyteller, we are not a quest.>This thread is based primarily but not exclusively in the nWoD/CofD game Hunter: the Vigil. However, Vigil is defined by being highly setting agnostic, with a system for creating entirely custom monsters that do not exist in other WoD/CofD games. Thus, you have significant freedom in what you want to play and what you want to hunt. Feel free to play a member of the Society of Leopold, or a member of the Lucifuge hot on the tail of a Lasombra.>Namefagging is encouraged but by no means mandatory.>Keep in mind that even highly experienced Hunters typically only have fractured pieces of the puzzle, and every table has their own canon. The night is dark and full of misinformation.>/un0/ is conceived of as an experimental end to end encrypted program that is very hard to compromise, retains very little data and purges that data regularly. Please play an actual Hunter.>Spoiler any OOC discussion.Happy hunting. Unless this thread somehow takes off like a rocket, this will be the last un0 thread for the foreseeable future. Towards the end of the thread, please give your feedback in regard to these shorter, limited run RP threads.
Happy New Years gentlemen, finally arrived at England.>>97260451We'll see, most of the event will take place during the New Years celebration and tomorrow. This book demon wasn't very helpful on your question, just grumbled something about new blood and told me to feed it some cats. Rather think I have a weirdo bound in this book and not so much a spiritual monster.>>97262697I wouldn't think so, the lack of skin temperature is quite a distraction.
>>97273491what, like the missile?
>>97273940No, no. Me and the bois don't have the budget for such things. This is genuine fire. Nothing burns cleaner or, well, 'purer'. Fate loves a weapon of irony.
>>97274458Are you being poetic or are you claiming to control the fires of hell? What are you, Ghost Rider?
>>97273491Fire is good, it was mankind's first tool, hellfire on the other hand is bad, that shit uses your soul as kindling.>>97274804Our brothers can. Though you need to be initiated & you gotta be trustworthy enough to know it's mysteries before you pray to Uriel.
Forgotten People Edition>2024 PHB Scanhttps://files.catbox.moe/g8oo9h.pdf>Cropped and rotated, but more artifactyMjAyNCBQSEIsIE5vIFRodW1icywgT0NSZWQsIEFub24ncyBCb29rbWFya3MgdHJhbnNmZXJyZWQgb3Zlci4gCgpodHRwczovL2Vhc3l1cGxvYWQuaW8vd2Fvcm9h>2024 DMGhttps://files.catbox.moe/fd04pq.pdf>2024 Monster Manualhttps://files.catbox.moe/atd38s.pdf (D&D beyond version)https://pomf2.lain.la/f/1en5qwum.pdf (scan)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97274786>But the idea that they're only pushing politics you like is ludicrous.*dislike
>>97274786>That's certainly what /pol/tards say because they think there isn't actual push from real gamers. But look at actual polls even on here of "what are you playing" and pretty much every reply is not "human male fighter."because these companies intentionally alienated their core fans and then are now like >well look our fans like itafter all their core fans left. See professional sports having issues after pushing commie shit for some fucking reason or how disney, which is also publicly owned by the same hedge funds doesn't have a franchise young men like despite fucking owning star wars, pirates of the caribbean and marvel. > But the idea that they're only pushing politics you dislike is ludicrous.they are. that's the whole point of institutional investors. blackrock, vanguard and co literally do not give a single fuck about RoI because they aren't making money off RoI. They're making money off management fees for the public employee pension and 401k accounts. they have a fuck ton of money in those accounts with zero incentive to get any RoI on it and are just using it to push politics. that's why every movie made in the last decade has been fucking terrible and why honor among thieves was probably the best movie the year it came out despite being just a B film.And they were 100% trying to push an agenda and politics in that film>all the good fighters are women>for some reason literally EVERY romantic relationship is interracial.
I'm assuming even with the new alchemist rules if I want to play an alchemist I'm still better off playing a knowledge, life or light cleric than playing an alchemist artificer
>>97274786>Literal tranny commies on /5eg/Fuck off to reddit.
>>97274860>>97274982>Full /pol/tardation
start with picrel, open in paint and make your additions!be sure to add your own lore, and by the end of the thread we'll have a fun world
Obligatory penis joke
>>97271891uh oh bruvs the irish are here
>>97271998
You can only get into the hall if you have bitches
>>97273156There's a kraken taking up that prime marine real estate
Pathfinder Card Game 3rd WHEN Edition>>IF YOU ARE ASKING A QUESTION, PLEASE SPECIFY WHICH GAME YOU'RE PLAYING<<Previous Thread: >>97177684/pfg/ (pathfinder 1e) link repository: https://pastebin.com/RSt0rF0T/p2g/ (pathfinder 2e) link repository: https://pastebin.com/1zySxwm3/sfg/ (starfinder) link repository: https://pastebin.com/5yp9s2U3/pacg/ (Pathfinder Adventure Card Game) link repository: https://pastebin.com/wsNmzCMR>>CHECK THE SHARE THREAD FOR MISSING MATERIALS<<>tq: How do you read about updates for the game? Do you read the source material or just let some e-celeb yawn on about whatever garbage they want to spin?
>1eIs there an archetype that'll let me play a merchant that just relies on hirilings for combat?
>>97271573Not really, though I guess you could try something like Cleric/Paladin/Inquisitor of Abadar, or perhaps some sort of Bard.
In my current campaign the party found a fun combo of Thaumaturge and Alchemist. Thaumaturge finding enemies weakness and Alchemist throwing bombs to constantly trigger those weaknesses along side the Thaumaturge. Any other fun party combos people have found?
>Be me.>Lord General of the Nordican 1225th/ defacto governor of Nordica II.>For the last few years we've been abandoned by the wider Imperium to an ice world that very much resembles our home.>In that time we've constructed the city of New Yur.>A sprawling metropolis surrounded by a network of trenches visible from orbit dug by the kriegers and valhallans.>We've also made more or less peace with the orks we were originally sent here to fight, and even made alliances with the ruinous powers, but those truces only last for one day a year.>A day that is fast approaching.>Candlemass brings peace, but also war to Nordica II every year without fail.>This year however the orks have decided to convert the former colloseum constructed by khorne worshipers in the ruins of a space hulk that crashed here into an arena for a sport they're apparently calling "Blood Bowl.">I will be attending the first of these games on Candlemass day, which is set to pit greenskins against some surviving khorne worshipers they've captured.>Emperor willing this will be the beginning of true peace to our world.>But knowing Candlemass that seams unlikely and I'll be waiting the whole time for some new threat to emerge.
>>97265748>>97269499>>97272151>>97272265>>97272433>Be lieutenant Abdul Abby. >The turret stops spinning and I throw up off the side of my tank.>Their, that should clear the way.>I turn to see the knights barreling towards the retreating enemies then see the chimera containing the hot chocolate break formation and leave the quarantine zine.>I turn and see the felinid commissar face down in the snow.>SOmeone just stole our hot chocolate!"After them!">I order and my tank takes off after the hot coco thief.>While driving I get a vox call from the Lord General/ Mayor and update him on the situation involving the coco.>We'll get that hot chocolate back in the name of the Emperor!
>>97266241>>97266492>>97272151>>97272433>>97273576>>97269499>Be Felinid commissar Kate.>The Hellhound commanded by the crossdressing Tallarn starts spinning its turret burning everything around it.beyblade.vox>This causes enemy to begin retreating while the knight chase after them.>Just as it looks like we might win the battle, a green foot kicks me in the face and I land in the slush around the tank made by the recent fire tornado.whosaysfelinidsalwayslandontheirfeet.dataslate>I get up and wipe off the slush only to see my chimera barreling away from the formation.>"After them!">The two Leman Russes take off after the chimera as well.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I think we should start moving towards rapping this thread up. I feel like it’s gone on long enough and their doesn’t really seam to be an end in sight.
>>97262466>>97271396>>97269885>be Overlord sobek >the Imperishable, king of the stars, breaker of the neverborn, lord of all that can be seen and unseen, the undeniable, the master of the dead words, the dismisser of the false king's pawns, the unbendable, the denier of the storm lord's requests, the unbound, the monarch eternal of the endless void between worlds, God tamer, decrier of the false star, bounder of the broken lords, prince of all treasures of the snow capped worlds, avenger of the fallen empire, rebuilder of the blackstone pylons, void banisher, and many many more>eagerly look over my new "daemon of iron" in its neat little tesseract vault >also since i teleported to my ship to make sure there was no cock ups i was able to exchange my legs to my usual two vs eight >also get my back up staff>i might need to look into getting my original staff back given there are still slumbering necrons on my throne world im sure the tech fetishists havent found yet >and last thing i need is a repeat of whatever that virus was >speaking of which i found Komei's "gift" to me>she doesnt want to be here, sleeps most of the time, and honestly is over everything and everyone>shes perfect>honestly i could leave now and write this whole thing off as a win >but A. i do owe Komei for getting me out of that unfavorable situation and B. i owe that BITCH big time for putting me in that situationComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97274938>less details told about that the better >both remaining deathmarks have joined the destroyer cult as a result and are now Hexmark destroyers >fair enough >despite all that i am in a fairly joyful mood >with the focus returning the blood bowl game for the cults and eldar >the imperials fortifying their city >i might just teleport Komei up and bit this terrible terrible TERRIBLE ice rock adu for this year>which apparently it has no completed a full rotation around its sun as well>a very noticeable difference since its still as cold as the void >also its not all perfect>i still have these tits >Fri' Eren said they are mentally sticking around but they "should" disappear >should being the operative word>while i look over my loot and debate sending work to Komei to hurry his ass up one of my immortals (my lychguard are out of service until that virus is totally cleared from their systems) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>gm said no theatrics or monologues >two guys leaveIs not being too loud that difficult for some of you?
>>97273433They did you a favour and you complain? Maybe accept that not everybody likes your tastes and that's OK.
>>97274497you're a brazilian child
>>97274497Yes, and? It's a cringe elf game, I want to say and do cringe elf things. I already played ADOM.
>>97274497I, for one, can have fun without being an obnoxious failed theatre kid. I don't need theatrics when reading, for instance, or when shooting the shit with my friends, or when sitting in sauna pondering things, or when playing video games, or when playing with my nephews, or when watching a good movie. I'm definitely going to let my inner theatre kid come out when playing elf games, though.
>>97273433>GM said we won't be playing D&D>the two guys there who wanted to play D&D leaveridiculous
