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>>97264252Weird shot in the dark there, especially given the way TC glazes muzzies harder than Americans glaze their donuts.
>>97260737Thanks! You can have the first model in the line for free.https://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/game/buddy-bunker-a1f556910bb94e97c67d
>>97213658Okay but for real, let's hear the story on this.
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Fighting with some friends edition>Previous Thread:>>97253609>HH 3.0 - Complete gofile - All Books:https://gofile.io/d/cnJk0N>Titanicus Compendiumshttps://gofile.io/d/qdYzem>New Edition, to a great wailing and gnashing of teeth:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/setting/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Official FAQ/Errata/Downloads:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/warhammer-the-horus-heresy/>Thread FAQ (very old, remembers Age of Terra)https://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Wait...Siege Tartaros can take thunder hammers? Since when??
>>97273603>It's just the sargeNvm
>>97273603Siege tartaros with plasma blasters and power axes for close range room clearing is cool and thematic
>>97273627Siege Cataphractii when though
>>97272892>it's just airbrushHuh
Previously on /slop/: >>97241519▶ Thread Task: Moody and gloomy winter pictures.And maybe characters trying to find a comfy warm corner.▶ Generatorshttps://bing.com/images/create/https://sora.chatgpt.com/https://gemini.google/overview/image-generation/https://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generatorhttps://civitai.com/Curious about local genning? Check out /g/'s stable diffusion OP or ask one of our friendly locals.▶ Perchance pastebin of generators and links:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I can't post these pics in /e/ because they're not anime and I can't post them here because they're NSFW, so I guess I'll just have to catbox themhttps://pomf2.lain.la/f/nsiio5kw.pnghttps://pomf2.lain.la/f/on1jz731.pnghttps://pomf2.lain.la/f/r8yjnifx.pngHappy New Year ya scoundrels
>>97273445theres /aco/ but honestly thats way hardcore. you're right there isnt a good place for these /tg/ styled ecchi like gens. wish there was some /tg/ slop booru. thanks for sharing!if you find a suitable place where gens like that can go please share it.
>>97273445Catboxed here seems the oddly best option yeah.>>97273504You'd be surprised I think. A bunch of the generals are an interesting mix of ecchi and hardcore. SSG for example is probably 75% ecchi
>>97273504If wossname ever gets around to making an nsfw /ai/ board, I will assuredly create the cheesecake general
Shit GM Thread, because while you players are awful, there are some really shit GMs out there too.>GM advertises game as a destroyed world by demons and whatever and people trying to live through or retake the world>sounds good, throw my application in and get in>trying to make a character from a destroyed noble house destroyed from said demons>no info or lore or anything so just make one background that can fit in>ask GM if it's okay and if I can fill it in with finer details>he just says nah you're good>is there a map?>he just gives me some random borders map that looks like it was generated from some website>yeah choose a region where your noble house was from I'm still working on the details>his username is some pretentious TheLoreMaster btw>whatever as long as he can provide a good story as the game goes on>me and other players make our characters>he then tells us to create a shared backstoryComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97273452have someone GM a oneshot and segue into them GMing
>>97273476>>97273502Both of these sound valid but I'll go with the second one first.
>>97273452>he's going through a midlife crisis and is really sensitive to criticism or adviceThe worst kind of man. Literal unc with the neuroses of a 15 year old girl.
>>97273465I'm sorry that your janny application was rejected
>>97273519he'll make it awful for the new gm and then insist it's because they suckI've been there.
Archives & Other Resources: https://rentry.co/cyoagAllsync: https://cyoa.allsync.com/s/owWor64yLTngDk3Previous thread: >>97260097
>>97273554Like someone else said, it depends on the mom.Mine wants to drag me on a nearby volcano for hiking ("It's close! And you were two years old last time, without memories it doesn't count!"), so I can't really see it as a drawback.
>>97273564The CYOA deities aren't powerful enough to make it real, so they'll put you in an illusion of omnipotence. It's better to choose a weaker CYOA where you can still fulfill your dreams.
>>97273564>give me a single reason on why i should not choose living godyou are free to choose any cyoa, good luck in living god, anon!
>>97273564You care about challenge.
>>97273615I don't see why not. Entropist should be well-within their limits.
Is Age of Sigmar good yet?
>>97270775>>97270775>Kill teamlmao, board game esport simulator, basically a tiny version of 40k,>NucromundaAll their new release are capeshit characters.>Marinepig Heresy Killed by 3.0>generic marvelslopDo you mean 40k? Anyway the full version of KT, KT is bad, 40k is even worse.>TOWCapeshit, this time in the middle ages! I guess it can be on par with AOS if you love dragons and chinese.>MESBGKilled by the new edition.>LIComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97273219I hope for your sake this post is bait, I wouldn't want to live your life.
AOS IS A GREAT GAME AND WELL WRITTEN SETTING
>>97273232what GW games do you enjoy?have you ever tried to play historical instead?
>>97273219This is the most "I don't play games" post ever posted
Welcome to /wbg/, the thread for the discussion of in-progress settings for traditional games.Here is where you go to present and develop the details of your worlds such as lore, factions, magic and ecosystems. You can also post maps for your settings, as well as any relevant art. Please remember that dialogue is what keeps the thread alive, so don't be afraid of giving someone feedback or post whatever relevant input you might have, cunt!Last thread: >>96999149Worldbuilding links: Post someFantasy map generator: https://watabou.itch.io/medieval-fantasy-city-generator
>>97273367Tiefling and Aasimar are pretty perfect as descendants of angels and demons.>my grandpa had sex with a succubus once and here I am."Immaculate Conception. Add some mysticism to your setting, everything shouldn't be vulgar. Personally I like the WoD's idea of vampires as descendants of Cain, but that mainly fits with modern settings (something like WoD + KULT setting + Tiefling and Aasimar).
>>97273367>my grandpa had sex with a succubus once and here I am.Wouldn't that make more sense for Lilith? The mark of Cain was on one dude and I think you'd be better off focusing on the first murderer aspect and the generally sinful nature of his line than the mark of Cain even if his progeny were marked.Also I think you're mixing too many mundane lines with too many supernatural lines. On the one hand you have the descendents of angels, descendents of a woman whose essentially a demon, the first murderer, and then just Seth and the first blacksmith.If you want more mundane origins I'd look at the descendents of Noah since they essentially define the three races of man from the biblical perspective. The other alternative, focusing on earlier biblical history is focusing less on people and more on superhumans.>Sons of Seth/Able (not that Able had kids according to theology but he's better known)>Sons of Cain>Children of Lilith>Nephilim (you could have individual sub-races, races, or tribes based on the named angels in the book of Enoch)That gives you 4 to ten races I think (forget how many angels are named in Enoch) and could give you some stuff to play around with. Beyond that if you want to play around with theological influences what some of the watchers taught men is described by for specific angels and the descriptions of the nephilim tend to be giant and generally somewhat monsterous.In general I'd sayComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97272834Mate, Tolkien already made the most of it in The Silmarillion for standard (pseudo)medieval fantasy with dwarves and elves.
>>97270742Why do you need to cater to (post)tolkienian races? Taking off even the few ACTUAL tolkienian "biblical" themes (nominally, jews=dwarves).You can either take the lineage inspo (which would probably not make much sense as a "race", but still) or go wild with new races (which would not be very biblical, but still, again). Just using the player handbook's races is very, very, very uninventive.Some ideas for the latter:Children of Adam and Lilith=the "still blessed" immortals of Eden, without the gift of knowledgeChildren of giants/nephilim trying desperately to redeem themselves (yes, I did like Noah the movie)I don't think making Tubal-Cain or using the Table of Nations as basis for "another race" makes much sense, as in those guys are pretty clearly humans. IIRC this is true of Cain's descendants as well, but I THINK they are supposed to have been pre-sacrifice Cain, so maybe you could claim you token evil race could be post-sacrific cainites or something.Unfortunately jinns while definitely more apt to this kind of shit aren't biblical.>>97270756Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97273499I have to admit I preferred the NWOD approach here. The image of vampires as predators of Jesus himself, their dark mirror, is more badass than "just" killing your brother because God had a very bad passive-aggressive way of communicating.
Work in Progress, End-of-the-Year Edition>Full-on /WIP/ OP Links Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/BE42AEcD>WIP Tutorial Images Megahttps://mega.nz/#F!TvQFCaLb!w8WZKCcOsTRasxrI0JWezw>Saint Duncan's "Six Things I Wish I Knew When I Started Painting"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufP8ka3KGno>Saint Duncan also explains thinning your paintshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxWgsqSf74s>Paint thinning 102Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97273365Well, the easiest and best would be if you'd put them all in a nice big box and sent them all to me.
>>97273365bitz box has lost some of its charm in these 3D printing times but im sure those parts you have stored in there for 20 or 30 whatever years would be happier if you give them a new life instead of just looking at them every now and then
>>97273365If you feel you're not currently good enough to do what you want to make justice, hold off on it. Try kitbashing something without using your valuable bits to learn how to do it without fucking up. If you've done kitbashes before or are just a fairly experienced hobbyist at this point, shut up and just do it. You probably have the skill for it but you're paralyzed by choice or fear.
>>97273365use em, even your premium bits. The bits that could be models in their own right. otherwise there will literally never be a better time. I'm probably never gonna make two models that could use a particular cool bit so do it the first time. And only save it if you have a serious idea.
>>97265659Small addendum to this lil guy, but if I were to do some edge highlighting for the robes, should I use the highest colour (very light grey) even for the blue/darker parts or should I use a lighter version of that shade instead?>>97264913Godly stuff, anon, that Nighthaunt scheme is fuggen neat
Forgotten People Edition>2024 PHB Scanhttps://files.catbox.moe/g8oo9h.pdf>Cropped and rotated, but more artifactyMjAyNCBQSEIsIE5vIFRodW1icywgT0NSZWQsIEFub24ncyBCb29rbWFya3MgdHJhbnNmZXJyZWQgb3Zlci4gCgpodHRwczovL2Vhc3l1cGxvYWQuaW8vd2Fvcm9h>2024 DMGhttps://files.catbox.moe/fd04pq.pdf>2024 Monster Manualhttps://files.catbox.moe/atd38s.pdf (D&D beyond version)https://pomf2.lain.la/f/1en5qwum.pdf (scan)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97273101>i wish they'd make paladin but worsewhy tho
>>97273358because i dont value magic as a tool for damage
>>97273369Nobody is forcing you to cast Smite as a Paladin. And likewise, it's not hard to homebrew 'Eldritch Knight but with the Cleric spell list'
>>97273570no, but you do lose access to your second (and third) extra attacks which are infinite and dont consume spell slots, which are for buffies and for healies. as for the homebrew, i dont think it is either, but that requires getting my DM on board with it. (good luck, me)
>>97273049everyone only gets 1 minute per turn on initiative, DM included.
Post your favourite Warhammer Terrain kek
>>97273444It's hard to tell because they're attached. I imagine it's the foam?>>97273245>>97273470It's because your argument is weak. It's based on the idea that wargames are a sound competitive pursuit.
>>97273517Desiring a balanced playing field is not automatically a competitive minded position >>97273483If that were true you could easily search my post in the archive and post these alleged refutations
>>97273534I don't need to, you've been refuted this threadYou're a soulless hylic
>>97273555I accept your concession
>>97273587>I accept your concessionpost hand and models
Yu-Gi-Oh! General #591"All i want for Christmas is for Dark Magician Girl to materialize in my bedroom so i can summon her in face down ass up position, have sex with her, and end my turn" EditionPrevious thread: >>97191908Most Yu-Gi-Oh! discussion encouraged. Post OC, write dumb fanfics with bad CaC in them, duel each other, have fun, etc.>Yu-Gi-Oh! Online PlayAutomated Sims:●EDOPro website: https://projectignis.github.io/download.html●EDOPro: https://discord.gg/ygopro-percy●YGO Omega: https://discord.gg/duelistsunite●Dueling Nexus: https://duelingnexus.com/●Master Duel: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1449850/YuGiOh_Master_Duel/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97272279Infernal Flame Emperor?
>>97271042Because those solo gates give you free cards on theme for the deck and it would be problematic to give out good cards for free, this is why almost every single solo gate is about an unplayable garbage deck.
>>97272279Burstinatrix
>>97265269lol faggot
Ultimate Rare Dreaming Nemleria
Christmas Edition>Previous thread:>>97173638Battlefleet Gothic, Blood Bowl, Epic, Kill Team,Man-o-War, Middle-Earth Strategy Battle Game, Mordheim,Necromunda, Shadow War: Armageddon, Titanicus, Underworlds,Warcry, Warhammer Quest, Warmaster ...... and any other GW system and board game are welcome.>Helpful resources: (feel free to suggest additions!)https://pastebin.com/qq9N8V0V>TQComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97268486>makes me not wanna postThat's the point of it, get rid of people and replace them with 4chan pass bots and idf hired indians.Racist white guys aren't supposed to have an online lace to talk to each other, not even about their hobbies.
>>97259369No need to bulk him up, give him a sword for the parry and get him in there, that way you can still cast as a bonus (you can cast in combat)I think dark souls are cooler so go with them, you're not getting any mutants? Should consider them.
What are some fun base ideas for Necromunda that aren't factory flooring? I based my Helot cult with the usual metal ruined floors, but for my Eschers, I wanted to think of something different.
Holiday EditionDiscuss and post elves. Elf lore, gameplay, and art are all appreciated.QOTT: What are some of the best gifts to give elf-lovers? What gifts would you give to lovers of other races/species/ancestries/whatever?
>>97271268They need to be more than the idealized fictional depiction on indians. Don't have that hippy crap about being enlightened vegans either. It's embarrassing. Once you moved past this it starts to get interesting
>>97272354>It's embarrassing4u>Once you moved past thisSounds like a personal journey you haven't taken.
>>97259729I don't see how flaming is cool.
>>97230236Elves are the superior fantasy species
>>97273523They're barely a fantasy when they're just humans with pointy ears.
Stories, art, don’t care. Post it or don’tWhite human male and orc female pairings are the key to fixing the realm
>>97269956Dangerously based.Orcs willingly being plowed into submission are cute!
>>97269956>>97270351Aw yiss, love orc bois
>>97272175>>97270351>>97269956>>97269948
The white human male fighter fantasy.
>>97270019>the edgelord incel is still goingHere's your (You), don't spend it all in one go
>Be me.>Lord General of the Nordican 1225th/ defacto governor of Nordica II.>For the last few years we've been abandoned by the wider Imperium to an ice world that very much resembles our home.>In that time we've constructed the city of New Yur.>A sprawling metropolis surrounded by a network of trenches visible from orbit dug by the kriegers and valhallans.>We've also made more or less peace with the orks we were originally sent here to fight, and even made alliances with the ruinous powers, but those truces only last for one day a year.>A day that is fast approaching.>Candlemass brings peace, but also war to Nordica II every year without fail.>This year however the orks have decided to convert the former colloseum constructed by khorne worshipers in the ruins of a space hulk that crashed here into an arena for a sport they're apparently calling "Blood Bowl.">I will be attending the first of these games on Candlemass day, which is set to pit greenskins against some surviving khorne worshipers they've captured.>Emperor willing this will be the beginning of true peace to our world.>But knowing Candlemass that seams unlikely and I'll be waiting the whole time for some new threat to emerge.
>>97272265>>97266492>be Paige Pius II>the squire of "freeblade Sir Duke Wenceslaus I">because why would the head of a knight house hold actually want to stay on his planet?>that makes too much sense for "his emperor's loyal servant">so instead of being able to flirt with the other female members of the royal houses Bohemzech >i get to run around the battlefields across the galaxy chasing my "monarch" because if he gets himself killed my neck will LITTERALLY be on the chopping block>and not only did i luck into finding the best deployment for a squire like me>an entire coven of sisters of battle eager to hear tales of bravery and "sisterly virtue">but right when im getting settled we get sent to ANOTHER battlefield >Nodica II>because i have to be the one to do all the information gathering to keep his "noble" ass alive>a frozen iceball so shitty several guards regiments got sent here then forgotten after a fire in the imperial record room >also recently marked for viewing as the "lord governor" insists he has made truces with both the orks and chaosComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97272433"Mark my footsteps, good my page;Tread thou in them boldly:Thou shalt find the winter's rageFreeze thy blood less coldly.">fucking damn it>i set my warglaive to follow behind the Good King's footsteps in the snow as we trudge forward
>>97258991>>97266759>>97271957>>97272427>Be Randy Rudolph, Beastman Champion of the Schlick LXIXth >The Khornate team forfeits after a bunch of their players have to leave the game, and most of the rest get killed off by a strange black and white Space Marine >But the old Cummissar Dixie manages to talk the black and white Space Marine out of his rampage, so now we can play our game against the Eldar >Heh, about time >The cheerleader who sliced off my genitals last year has disappeared somewhere, but not long after, her friend, who is apparently the captain of the Eldar team, rushes onto the field wearing mismatched armor >The game starts, and the Eldar do remarkably well at first >They are faster than any of our players other than the daemonettes, and stronger and tougher than they look, but obviously nowhere near the Space Marines or the bigger mutants like myself >They move the ball quickly, make smart plays, and are incredibly good at throwing and catching >Also, more than a few of our players have prioritized getting physical with the Eldar over winning the game, lots of needless penalties and players going out of position >I am not sure we will win this one unless the coach comes up with some sort of brilliant tactic, or the Eldar team simply runs out of players from the injuries they are racking up, but I don’t really care too much, vengeance against the Eldar that maimed me last year is my priority >I have already managed to get physical with a few of the Eldar myself, and if their captain ends up anywhere near me I am going all in on trying to inflict the most painful and humiliating injury I can, even if it gets me benched for the rest of the night
>>97236137>Be Old Krampus, “Lesser” Daemon of Slaanesh >Still watching the game from the stands, still disguised as a fat mutant, still using my magic to keep the players and audience more or less in line >Now that the game series has started to gain some momentum, the magic of the minor Chaos God known as Nuffle is also helping alter minds within the arena >It is nearly 6am, soon the bulk of the Krampi will retreat back to the Halls of Eternal Punishment, their quotas far exceeded, eager to play with their new toys >But I serve more than one Lord, and serving Hen-tai’s will requires me to remain here for at least a few more hours >The Slaanesh versus Eldar game is finally proceeding, just as Hen-tai desired >Presents given to the Eldar who accompanied her in her final days of mortal life have created strife within the group, just as she has desired as well >And soon, the Tyranids will arrive >The arrival of this small splinter fleet, cut off from its fellows, weak and vulnerable to the Will of Slaanesh, has been long foreseen by our Seers >We had planned for the fleet to be discovered and destroyed rather than let it wipe out one of our best prey planets, but instead Hen-tai decided she wanted “Slaaneshmas Tyranids” for her grand finale >What does that actually mean, I am not sure >We use the Slaaneshmas Fairy to dump 50 tonnes of specially treated meat in the splinter fleet’s path, meat that will supposedly infuse the Tyranids with the “Meaning of Slaaneshmas”>What does that entail, I don’t really know, but I do know that Slaanesh’s R&D group has gotten pretty good at these sorts of things
>>97265748>>97269499>>97272151>>97272265>>97272433>Be lieutenant Abdul Abby. >The turret stops spinning and I throw up off the side of my tank.>Their, that should clear the way.>I turn to see the knights barreling towards the retreating enemies then see the chimera containing the hot chocolate break formation and leave the quarantine zine.>I turn and see the felinid commissar face down in the snow.>SOmeone just stole our hot chocolate!"After them!">I order and my tank takes off after the hot coco thief.>While driving I get a vox call from the Lord General/ Mayor and update him on the situation involving the coco.>We'll get that hot chocolate back in the name of the Emperor!
