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the Imperium is just the worst parts of every murder ideology (fascism, communism, etc...)
if you can imagine a tyrannical policy that only exists to make people miserable than atleast 1 world in the imperium is enforcing it

>>96454672
Excuse me, but Chinese are east asians, while brainy, their culture is rivalling that of jeets and jews.
Their state is also incredibly polluted, and not incredibly efficient.
At least they've successfully graduated from Mao's China efficienty(horrifyingly subhuman), to USSR levels of efficiency(mostly subhuman).

>>96441804
this has to be the gayest image I've ever seen. Warhammer is literally a toy franchise plagerized from a bunch of old comic books. And here people are overanalyzing it like it's a serious work of literature.

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>>96427735
>For the emperor
>The emperor protects
Right on, man.

>>96441345
> I don't know what fascism is

>>96440159
>Fascism explicitly reject future orientation or progressivism.
Fascism regarded itself as a progressive movement.

>>96440159
>So you admit that the fear of difference is an extremely prominent part of the Imperium.
NTA, but obviously it is. That's also not a defining feature of fascism.
>Several of The Imperium's ideological quotes indicate preference for tradition over all pragmatism.
Fascists had total contempt for traditions, the established order.

>>96459802
>Discarded
that's cheating

Rolled 102, 9, 52, 49, 27 = 239 (5d111)

>>96459661
Please no crazy bitch

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>>96459816
Bad waifus need to be recycled, so their parts can go into future good waifus.

>>96459838
>Angry Sensitive Motherly Exhibitionist Knight
I asked no crazy bitch. Why life is so cruel?

>>96459860
>I asked no crazy bitch
you asked for something specific, never do that

>>96459427
Supposedly they'll have split tables this time.

They're not playing Daggerheart so it won't be as awful as it could've been

>two tables
>playing biweekly
>at critical role pace
Imagine it, half the pace and twice as long. I am looking forward to the first time Brennan railroads them into Capitalist Villain #1 (in a medieval world no less) and they all just run away kek

It's going to be something. Not sure how good it will be.

>>96459636
Wasn't mercantilism the death knell of feudalism due to the shift from land-based wealth to capital-based wealth?

>>96453501
Yeah I saw that you can kind of basically make 2 lesser brazen bulls, and they both only cost 40 bucks to replace. I just love my spacetime assassins...

>>96455833
How the fuck do they play? Write down their intentions because these dudes hardly speak outside directed commands from.a.higher up.

>>96446638
There was a call for Latin translators in Discord, and Tuomas got a few applicants. The map and the prophecy might not be the only things in Latin in the rulebook.

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Nobody at my lgs is interested in TC.
I asked on the lgs’s discord and nobody responded.
Guess I’m making tc models only for them to collect dust on my shelf.

>>96459633
>Nobody at my lgs is interested in TC.
>I asked on the lgs’s discord and nobody responded.
Maybe see if anyone is willing to try a demo. It's hard to get people to try new games when they've not had a chance to try it out, and harder to get people to invest in a new tabletop game

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>TT

>>96459840
Thou shalt bake

>>96459883
I never bake. I guess this is the end for /slop/ then. It was fun guys!

>>96458315
I meant with the contrast paint over the metallic.
>>96458245
Aiming for it to look metallic green on some spots and just straight chrome on others

>>96458415
>Aiming for it to look metallic green on some spots and just straight chrome on others
Could end up looking very bland, since you'd have roughly the same brightness on everything. Contrasting brightnesses help a colour scheme, more than contrasting colours. A few bits that are brighter to pop could do such a scheme good.

I broke the staff on my ventrilokar and super glue doesnt seem to be working. The piece itself looks too small to pin and I'm thinking of using green stuff but rather not since it will look weird. Any advice on different glue/techniques to use?

>>96459465
you could try using tamiya acetone acetate (plastic cement/airbrush cleaner)
dont need a lot, clean off the glue and use like a brush stroke or two on each end start melting the plastic, set it up in a way you can leave it for a minute to let it set

>>96459135
I'll probably do a bit of highlighting underneath the layer of contrast, ultimately I want a metallic green to go with the silver metal

Did they say when we could expect the new retrospective article that would be a sneakpeak? Tomorrow (wednesday)?

>>96459681
Yeah, should be tomorrow as the 10 year articles have all been on Wednesdays.

>Anvil of Apotheosis so lame you can't even give a FEC hero a shield despite the obvious kitbash from Morbheg Knight leftovers
Even the narrative stuff is streamlined...

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>>96459604
you'll get slackjawed drooling inbreds and you'll like it

>>96459508
It's at least 5,000

>>96459485
Burning Banners
Arnak
Arcs

>>96459564
Why aren't you buying Vantage?

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>>96458942
I mainly play Arle (on TTS). I uploaded Vic Viper who seems pretty fun, only played her a couple times though since she's not scripted.

>>96459564
They shouldn't be

>>96458942
I am torn between Rose and Rei.
I either want to make love to the camera, or get the sweet satisfaction of hitting homers.

>>96442506
which game was it where the Alien campaign has you play as Six.
>creepy doctor researching live alien subjects (and all that this implies)
>burn the number 6 into PC Alien's forehead
>break out of xenojail
>stealth through vents
>french kiss people through their brain stems
>kill the creepy doctor
>escape and become a queen morph

I don't know or care about the lore as established, comics or movies or otherwise, I like the idea that a single alien will become a queen morph in the absence of a viable broodmother to produce new eggs, generally the biggest and the strongest of the group, while the others either die contesting the claim or become simple drones.

>>96458390
Bro, that saxophone is fucked up.

>>96438502
Writer for the Alien RPG (Andrew Gaska) doesn't like the crossover.

>>96458850
I think that first appeared explicitly in the Cold Forge novel, but it's also a pretty obvious extrapolation from what we see in Resurrection, Prometheus, and Covenant (and re-visited in Romulus) and goes back at least as far as the mid-ninties material like Alien3 (dog / ox burster different to human version), the Technical Manual (WY scientists speculating that the alien is human shaped because it reads the hosts hox genes or something to adapt to its environment), various comics with variant aliens, and the Kenner toy range. Even the original film had a deleted scene where the alien transforms humans into eggs, suggesting some method of altering their biology. It's also implausible that you could fit an animal as big as a chestburster inside someone's thorax without seriously altering their anatomy or leaving them virtually incapacitated.

>>96458998
>But the powers that be will absolutely fuck you over for a percentage. Crew expendable.
I don't even think it's that bad. In Alien, WY is fucking ruthless, but nobody expects them to be that bad. Right up until they see the evidence, they assume that the company wouldn't throw their lives away. It is obviously meant to be a shocking revalation that the crew are expendable. That isn't the attitude of someone living in a cyberpunk-style world. At worst it's equivalent to modern-day where things are pretty bad for a lot of people, but most normies can still tell themselves that society is more-or-less OK. I think it's more likely the intent that for it to be basically 1970-80s America where society as a whole was pretty much OK, with a few fucked-up things going on but well-concealed from the public.
Aliens doesn't seem any worse. Some bureaucrats are dismissive of what sounds like a crazy story, one influential guy is a psychopath, and he can pull some strings to manipulate events. But the marines are basically good people, and everyone seems to expect society to function OK.
In 3 you have a bit of a step towards dystopia. Then the comics (and, to a lesser extent, the novels) go absolutely crazy with shit like the berserker program (40k dreadnaughts with psycho prisoners inside, who get slowly killed by the suit) and the royal jelly (drug which turns people into insane killing machines extracted from aliens, which the military actually wants). Romulus has WY working its employees to death like some kind of third-world operation, and I think that is too far outside of most normal people's experience to really empathise with. Obviously big corporations now can have some employees who are basically fine and some who are pretty much slaves or whose lives are considered worth little, so it isn't unrealistic to mix them up. But it feels more realist to me if 'crew expendable' is a big deal.

>>96398367
>Mal as a waifu
She fucked Jeice
You're a cuck

>>96411735
Minesweeper, use it to get the rest of the programs.

>>96459207
>Mel as a waifu
That list is not a list of waifus, it's just a list of girls I want to fuck, read the build

>>96458456
Gloria

>>96456718
They're playable this edition which is a huge improvement lmao

>>96457683
Not your personal Luigi.

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>>96459366
Bruh

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The Night Chuddies

>>96458194
It seems like they've decided to make mechanicum be vampire counts so lean into doing gay super wizard shit or perish i guess.

>>96459404
>The main issue it's for that to work there should be an upside to trade off for the penalty
Obviously. But even >>96459065 gave the easy answer there, where giving female characters a bonus to spellcasting or magic is a really basic tradeoff.

tg is full gay today, aint it?

>>96459709
Again, the people who care about penalizing female characters despise PC usually being exceptions to the average and abstractions making no sense (see deadly cats) would argue that WIZARDS are wised old men, no women.

>>96459745
Yes, since you're here.

>>96459830
And again, I'm saying that's the main reason that it's impossible to have a discussion about these mechanics. Because people are busy getting angry about bait and boogeymen.

>>96442222
digits of absolute truth

>Parasite of Mortex
>rules revolve around creating entire units of ripper swarms
>kit comes with zero (0) swarm models
>you cannot buy a kit of just ripper swarms
>you have to buy a box of hormagants or termagants to get one (1) base of rippers a pop
>PoM can make up to three units of up to three models each

So, if I wanted to do this the way GW expects me to do it, and I don't just move individual Rippers to individual 2" bases and call them "Social Distance Rippers" they want me to buy 9 boxes of Horms or Terms.

fuck that.

>>96459396
My newfag ass finally caught on when GW introduced the Tervigon and rules that my local WAACfag player shit out literally 500 pts of free gaunts per 1850 (which was the tourney standard then) game.

>>96459703
It's like being caught in a plastic fucking pyramid scheme.
I bought a model that forces me to buy more models to use it. Not even buy the models I need, I need to go out and buy TEN models I don't need for the one model I do. I need to go out and buy bags of crackerjacks, throw out the crackerjacks, and keep the prize inside.

The extra disgusting part is that they've announced it this early not for consumer benefit, but to create a panic boom in their sales as people rush to buy up old stock.

>>96454934
>Iirc the reason they axed specialist games was logistics.
How do you mean?

I want to like Highland Miniatures but the models are just too soulless and I can't overlook that...

>>96454819
Well, there are other sculptors out there too.

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>>96439310
We're waiting man for that juicy baneblade model, once we have the games workshop model we can begin.

>>96454819
I think some of their stuff is neat.

Their Orcs are huge though. I printed without checking and they're the size of army men.

>>96453674
>they dont care
>>96453974
>oh actually they do care
twat

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>>96454144

Play for fun, not to win. Don't spam the "best" skills and weapons, mix it up for fun. Home rule whenever youvsnd your lads feel like it. Remember that the game is supposed to be ridiculous.

Pic related, my juiced up meatheads, one of whom who has every every genetic defect, are set afire while siphoning bunker fuel from a garbage tank.

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>>96423144
Big Blue Book (The One Ring rulebook) plus the original sourcebooks and second edition pre-expansions.

>>96456308
Take your medication

The article said in plain English that every team is in the book and high elves are in teams of legend. Cyanide has mentioned that bb3 will be patched with the new rules. Doomposting like everything is fucked and the game is ending is retarded

>>96457002
I rather the stars be really good because they're meant to even the playing field in leagues when you're down tv, historically the stars were terrible and you'd get rolled by the higher tv team always, with powerful stars you at least have a chance

Were there rules for Tau and/or Knights in 3rd edition Epic 40k? I can’t find them in the armies book. I know there’s Fanstic magazines for 3rd edition Epic 40k but I got no clue which they’d be in