4chan's Unbirthday EditionPrevious: >>97817173>Most recent banlist updatehttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-banned-and-restricted-february-9-2026>Most recent bracket system updatehttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-brackets-beta-update-february-9-2026>Outline article introducing the bracket systemhttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/introducing-commander-brackets-beta>Current banlisthttps://magic.wizards.com/en/banned-restricted-list#commander-bannedComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97822246Probably need to be in azorius for birbs
>>97822240Yeah my bad honestly, didn't even realize the brain rot had set in. Too used to minding my Ps and Qs around leftoids I guess
Thirty (30) starting life is objectively superior to fourty (40)
>>97822327You are approaching fourty (40) and still ritualposting on 4chan
>>97822344I'm just replying to tell you I appreciate this burn.
Pigheaded Edition>What is Trench Crusade?An alternate weird history 28mm/32mm tabletop skirmish game. Based on the art and lore of Mike Franchina, whose illustrations you may have seen floating around on /tg/ for a several years now, and designed by Tuomas Pirinen, one of the original creators of Mordheim. It's grimdark, it's visceral, and it's very Blanchitsu.>What's the QRD on the background?The Knights Templar turned heretic and opened the Gates of Hell when they took Jerusalem during the First Crusade. Over 800 years later the war is still ongoing as technology has developed to a pseudo diesel-punk WW1 standard and a third of Humanity has sided with the Infernal Princes.>How do I get started?All the files are free online:https://www.trenchcrusade.com/rules/They used to be split between the website and the discord, but no more. For posterity's sake, the old mega will still be kept active even if it's unlikely to need updating: https://mega.nz/folder/70QH0BBa#Eg-blxYQKkY_C02wErnFTQ>third party sources for making trenchers:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97813785>Nahh, no regrets. My family is more fun than old 40k/DnD/PF ever were. Just wish I could do both.>You sound kinda bitter man, just put yourself out there. Everything worthwhile takes effortPure Foidslave Cope.
>>97821407>That was one troll and a random shit poster having a meltdown last thread>Everyone who calls me out for being retarded is the same perosnOk buddy. >>97821296TTS does not count, as everyone pointed out last thread, you should kill yourself.
>>97822265>everyoneLol
>>97821407He's still seething at being called out T_T
every alive game needs a schizo, glad we have ours already
A thread for discussing the Star Wars franchise and its various media and tabletop games.Spectres minis edition>Adepticon roadmaps:https://www.atomicmassgames.com/transmission/adepticon-2026-roadmap-star-wars-legion/https://www.atomicmassgames.com/transmission/adepticon-2026-roadmap-star-wars-shatterpoint/Previous: >>97615500Fantasy Flight Games’ X-Wing, Armada, and Legion>https://pastebin.com/9puqx1zeStar Wars Roleplaying Games (d6/d20/FFG)>https://pastebin.com/iUriRfaAComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97821456>It makes shit feel really small and boring because it doesn't try to distance itself from the futureDoes it? I mean no shit everything looks fammiliar it's the same IP.But outside of Centurion-class everything seemed pretty distinct from movies designs.Also KOTOR Sith troopers have one of the greatest design.
>>97822084Mmy anncestoor!
>>97819882Based>>97820056She’s beautiful and if you can’t see that there is something wrong with you>>97820296He would never>>97821347No
>>97821456The earliest visual depicted of the Old Republic era, in the Tales of the Jedi comics, did a good job making it visually distinct from the films and having aesthetics that successfully evoked a kind of "sci-fi ancient history" look. The KOTOR games fucked up the visuals by making everything a copy of the film designs with minor changes (Republic soldiers look like either rebel troopers or clone troopers, Sith have grey triangle warships and not!TIEs, and so on). It also doesn't make much sense chronologically, since the latest period covered by Tales of the Jedi takes place just a few decades before KOTOR 1, so apparently in that time there was a massive change in technology and fashion and then nothing changed for the next several thousand years.
>>97820166Nice. Looking forward to it. In other news, I finally sat down and made a proper faction intro document for /my dudes/, since I had to pivot the lore (AMG deleted the fucking royal guards). If anyone was interested, I could post it here.
Way of the Samurai Edition>What is this?/TG/ DEVELOPED A GAMEIT IS PLAYABLE. IT HAS BEEN PLAYED.EXPEDITION is a ~1880s era, Jules Verne-inspired retro-futurist, underground blood soaked adventurescape.It is a Skirmish wargame. Two players with their own expeditions, on a hexgrid map, explore & fight each other for victory and profit.3 versions of the rules exist, 2 of which have been playtested. The main one is 2e, to be found :>https://www.mediafire.com/folder/us7vnek39dc6k/AgarthaRulesas with maps, tokens and lore resources.>TL;DR Dochttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1LxdaGoBlJRTMuziMDupG5TeeFwNDnsIW2pfaRAcFDgA>Main Lore Doc, including links to anon-written short stories and additional lore in "Recommended..." sectionComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97820076Boy I'm glad this was a prank.
And it's done.
>>97821722Awesome!
>>97821860Which one should we do next?
>>97821863Dunno. What's there left to do? Have we done an Italians one yet?
I think that more games aught to feature ducks. Post ducks to remedy this
>Haha holy shit look at thing wtf is that holy fuck is that a duck lmao look at its fucking feet does it swim in coins or some shit bro does it need a cigar wait ewww what is that thing wait wait fuck fuck FUCK SHIT FUCK I FEEL LIKE A WINE BOTTLE FUCK AASHIST SHIRTADADA
Ducks aren't real. DUCKS ARE NOT REAL!
>>97818812What a cute rapist and/or rape victim.
>>97818812Explains a lot
>>97792439>Post ducks
A Midsummer Night's Dream EditionPreviously on /slop/: >>97789009▶ Thread Task: William Shakespeare.▶ Generatorshttps://bing.com/images/create/https://sora.chatgpt.com/https://gemini.google/overview/image-generation/https://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generatorhttps://civitai.com/Curious about local genning? Check out /g/'s stable diffusion OP or ask one of our friendly locals.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>“If music be the food of love, play on.”
>“A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!”
>>97821741That image was basically "good enough for a random bad guy" since every other attempt looked closer to this (and the actual prompt was more detailed about the lance)
>>97819348>Thread Task: William Shakespeare.This imagination void of a thread has wandered far from the board themes.Perhaps a relocation to >>>/trash/ is in order
>>97822174idk, I like it>“Something rotten in the state of Denmark.”
Was there anything at all genuine and fun that you experienced from game companies for April Fools this year? Or was it all just shitty corpo cringe by out of touch boomers trying too hard?I'll admit, 5 years ago I would have loved to watch an Inside the Chieftains Hatch video on the Chimera, but I watched this whole thing and only even lightly chuckled once ("Chimera track durability is perfect because no Chimera has ever outlived its tracks"). I don't think anything about gaming genuinely brings me any happiness anymore. It's all just tiresome and clocked in layers of redundant irony and mostly just conjures up regrets about how much more fun games used to be, instead of imagination or anticipation of games to come.Anyway, I'll share the video. Maybe it can make one of you happy. https://youtu.be/sN_QaFrgRN4
>>97821216Blood and Pigment made fun of the Dutch for a while, that was neat.https://bloodandpigment.com/2026/04/01/rise-of-the-boekaniers-curacao-new-expansion-announcement/
>>97821216>I don't think anything about gaming genuinely brings me any happiness anymore. It's all just tiresome and clocked in layers of redundant irony and mostly just conjures up regrets about how much more fun games used to be, instead of imagination or anticipation of games to come.The cure is to ignore corporate marketing in its entirety and switch your interaction to actual, organic humans. For all their faults, they're still miles better than parasites interested only in exploiting you for profit.
>>97821216>giving a flying fuck about april fools, quality of its jokes and what notDaily reminder you must be 18 to use this site. And if you are and still give a fuck, you are likely a bored neet
>>97821777Did you consider that maybe anon was looking for something fun to spark some joy back into their hobby, anon?
>>97822072>joyHe doesn't understand this word.
Need A Light? EditionSprues and instructionshttps://starcraft-tmg.com/downloadsHow-to-Playhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDBsIPVIOHw&t=3s [Embed]Art of War Battle Reporthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR4tT_UTlBcPlay On Tabletop Battle Reporthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fImg1-vXX8Previous ThreadComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97822221>TQAbathur! Ideally he'd be an army buffing hero who isn't fantastic in a fight but makes the units he deploys alongside significantly better.
>>97822245Would be cool if he could flip unit mutation type
>>97822257That would be pretty interesting. Once per game, you can alter a Corpser squad into Vile Roaches or something. Could be fun.
>>97822221>TQTosh. Ideally, the Big T would release alongside Spectres.
That's a big ass ship Archon is making so I hope the Colossus won't be scaled down too much. At least something like Knight Cerastus.Here's a nice tour of their factory btw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wUyehmXkfs>>97822316This. Including his Voodoo in the gameplay would be nice.
Post art, stories, fanfics, minis, animations any OC you like depicting this pairing.No seethers.
>>97820023That's impossible but it is your weird impregnation-fetish fanfic and you can do what you wantExcept you'd never actually write it or draw it because that would be work instead you put all your energy writing hereWhy didn't you put a pen in your hand and bring >>97819173your idea on paper so you can post it on ao3?
>>97820023One-upping something that never happened?
>>97821500>impossible>>97821586>never happened
>>97787329I see that elf and human reference
Welcome to /wbg/, the official thread for the discussion of in-progress settings for traditional games.Here is where you go to present and develop the details of your worlds such as lore, factions, magic and ecosystems. You can also post maps for your settings, as well as any relevant art (either created by you or used as inspiration for your work). Please remember that dialogue is what keeps the thread alive, so don't be afraid of giving someone feedback or post whatever relevant input you might have!Last thread: >>97665641Resources for Newfags: https://sites.google.com/view/wbgeneral/Worldbuilding links: pastee.dev/p/sp2Mdb5Ihttps://cryptpad.fr/pad/#/2/pad/view/Eo+fK41FKVR7xDpbNO0a0N4k0YYxrmyrhX3VxnM14Ew/Fantasy map generator: https://watabou.itch.io/medieval-fantasy-city-generator/wbi/: https://discord.gg/6ZjEc7dy4TWorldbuilding Hub: https://discord.com/invite/wGjxK3YThe Writer's Forge: https://discord.com/invite/CUxHxWqTira: https://discord.com/invite/f52W6KgDawn of Victory: https://discord.gg/hUAynC3wConlangerama: https://discord.com/invite/ceKjZBr2jCComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97818348Oh wow. Just thought of a secondary measurement system for one of the particular people groups. Because it wouldn't make sense for them to use such a human eccentric measurement standard even in their own settlements. So in my setting the Guyin people use Yins as their length measurement system. One Yin just so happens to be exactly one meter. Can add prefixes to yins to go up and down in scale similar to meters. centimeter/centiyin, kilometer/kiloyin etc. So the foot based system is called the Walker system of standardized measurements, also known as the Walker System (WS for short). The yin based system is simply called the Guyin standard (GS).
>>97818424Witchers.
>>97818549Oh yeah! Sweet anon thx.
>>97818523Forgot to include the reasoning of the Yin as a unit of mesurment. A yin is the average height of a Guyin converted into a standardized unit.
Still haven't settled on units of time and weight. Probably will just keep most time units the same (seconds, minutes, hours).Will intentionally keep vague about how long the day and nights are.Months/years are totally different though. Such time scale is based on the lunar cycle which takes around 400 days. So instead of months a cycle is broken up into the 8 phases of the moon.The world doesn't have the same tilt or wobble of earth so the differences between seasons is very mild across the world, mostly taking the form of wet and dry seasons. You generally will only see snow on mountain tops.Debated with myself if I should make seasons a full lunar cycle long but decided against it and instead will just wing it for whatever best fits the mood I am going for at the time.But yeah, really not sure on weight. Even if I transpose one from earth I am not really sure which one I should grab and if I should change the unit names or not.
Reject all AI from TTRPGS! If a player uses AI to make a character portrait of their PC - BOOT THEM FROM THE GAME!If a player uses AI to make a character biography - BOOT THEM FROM THE GAME! If a GM uses AI to write an adventure for a session - QUIT THE GAME! If a GM uses AI to generate a picture of where the PCs are - QUIT THE GAME!If a GM uses AI to generate a battle map - QUIT THE GAME!REJECT AI FROM TTRPG!REJECT AI FROM TTRPG!REJECT AI FROM TTRPG!
>>97821812AM in the back going "now kiss"
>>97821769>No, by refusing contact with intentional media you deny yourself purpose in the first place. You're emulating the idea of a character rather than reinterpreting it, in the same way a cargo cult makes a radar dish out of straw.um no, purpose comes from the person, the ai emulates, the person uses it with purpose>What a bizzare accusation for you to make when you are advocating for a machine that thinks for you?this is your projection, i'm saying it's possible to use ai without allowing it to think for you yet you seem convinced that it's impossible, so the point stands>Also thats not helpful for searching by art style, medium or content,yes it is, you just follow a bunch of artists and filter out recommendations, then you have the art you want and never see ai art on it>it doesnt change the fact that our lives are now harder, not easierspeak for yourself, the adage that it's the fate of the stupid to have difficult lives applies to you pretty well here
I used AI to generate character tokens for an online game I had to prepare in less than 6 hours on a laptop where I didn't have my folder of saved character art. It did its job, the results were lame, didn't really matter.
>>97818204AI is just a tool. You can read up all you want, all your creativity and knowledge are going to come out one way because that's how you process it. AI can have the same knowledge and give you a different spin, you start from that and develop again to have something you wouldn't have thought of. You can get the same or better result talking with other people, yes, but good luck finding decent ones that share your hobby, knowledge and have points of view that are relevant and worth working from.
>>97818057Your obsession bores me.
Is there ANY miniature wargame that isn't insanely expensive? I'm talking about things you can buy in a box and play immediately, not "print your own minis" bullshit or things where you're forced to use proxies cause official models don't exist.
>>97810757Chess
>>97818338Please, show me a lineup of better 28mm plastic kits than what GW produces. I have many things I dislike GW over, but the quality of their plastic kits isn't one of them.
>>97821224Feel free to play with little rocks you found in your yard. Nobody forces you to buy anything.
>>97810757Someone should make up a ruleset for those 'army in a bucket' green fellas. That could be fun to play, no?
>>97822203Literally everyone with a 3D printer does a better job than GW. You're just a cultist who refuses to see reality.
Penal Guard Human Bomb Edition>Community Links:https://www.warhammer-community.com/https://www.unitcrunch.comhttps://www.newrecruit.euhttps://wahapedia.ruhttps://40k.gallery/>3rd Party Models Pastebin:https://pastebin.com/Q33bkBUh>Pre 10th Torrent:Info hash: d91d8b9daa9c5dc9105fc0ec09812cbc17a752b5Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97821849Looks nothing alike
>>97822362Nothing stops you from using the model for a normal human to stand for a sorcerer or master of possession.
>>97822386Yiffs kinda need the Canis Helix for thematic reasons (it's similar to the flesh change) but GW somehow fails at making viking werewolves interesting so it just makes them a bunch of wasted potential.
The marine piggies are still going at it. Where are my xenos chads at?
>>97822424Pic rel was so bad it turned me not only off Space Wolves when it released, but also all 40k until the Black Templars refresh.
Trying Too Hard Edition>Previous>>97788480>Pastebinhttps://pastebin.com/WiCHizn0>Mediafirehttps://mediafire.com/folder/s9esc6u7ke8k5/CofD>Mega Ihttps://mega.nz/folder/ePQ1BKhJ#RCosRCh59Ki2Mpb1M9H3Uw>Mega II (also containing fanmade games)https://mega.nz/folder/ZbQ2zLJA#DOT-3df6rS2lLet4_RmqJQ>5e Megahttps://mega.nz/folder/7rQQ1LbQ#16_AiXVGo0P3_rVOJuoZyA>STV content foldersComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97821551>>97821576I see. Thanks.The princes desire for retaliation isn't an immeadiate factor for the PCs to worry about personaly, just part of a bigger idea for a game right now.
>>97820988Thanks!
Daily reminder if you pick Red Talons you're a filthy dog fucker and a cunt.
>>97822309Shadows of the Impergium my beloved
>>97822309They make for excellent test subjects and their dislike of technology makes forcefully implanting faulty mechanical devices more satisfying Besides, newest NWO reports indicate that they are more prone to associate with members of the Verbena due to their peculiar sexual fetishes involving dominant females
Truck EditionDiscuss elves.Post elves.Love elves.All elf lore, games, stories, and anything else elfy is all appreciated.Thread question:What do elves drive? Previous >>97652903
>>97809452when the elven enter and steal your shit in the house
NEW THREAD>>97814421>>97814421>>97814421
>>97814425not even at the bump limit
It's a shame forgotten realms is the biggest dnd setting, since I feel like they fucked up the most with the drow background with the curse of ham stuff.
>>97807513>Peppermint for drow/dark elvesGreenwood said they had a mushroomy taste
