Why is the OSRnigger shitting his pants loudly over other people playing better games

>>97172622
>the lake is a T-Rex
>there's also a yelling slug too
yeah no, your GM let it slide but now way is like that

>>97173395
Nope, your games are just bad.

>>97173400
Concession accepted.

>Start drawing a map
>you never start drawing in the correct place to make it fit in the paper
And then I keep having to put "continues in map 3" that's just a couple of rooms that didn't fit in because fuck me I guess

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>>97174561
>Look for a teleporter
OR
>Help 'em out
OR
>Fuck 'em up

>>97174616
Help them, maybe Tails will die in the attempt

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>>97174695
Quick, somebody roll 1d6+8!

Rolled 2 + 8 (1d6 + 8)

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>>97174939
FUCK

>>97171190
>The recording industry and the military-industrial complex would be even more indistinguishable in a magi-tech society than in real life.

Go full Macross?

>>97173841
Work on your art

>>97174639
stop trying to kill this board

>>97173841
>>97174710
you should take a demon as a muse so that she can help you work on that art of yours

>>97172935
Shut the fuck up, you spiteful board-destroyer. You try to ruin every thread intentionally.

How high is the power level anyway? Is the Mountain Crushing Fist legit?
>>97174891
There's always SoL

>>97174891
The real crazy powerlevels are way up even for our potentialmen builds.
>>97174903
The fist is definitely legit, but that doesn't mean a build can do that just because they have it, it's described as the pinnacle of the technique so it will take time to get there. Less time for some.

>>97174903
>Is the Mountain Crushing Fist legit?
If an Earthly Hero did it, maybe? Our builds are probably more like the characters in a Dynasty Warriors game.

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>>97174763
>For the cultivators: What’s your build’s daily life like?
Wen spent a lot of time painting or browsing galleries from artists she invited to visit her. She's a tough critic to please, because the things she appreciates most are in the technique, but presenting a painting with no deeper substance or meaning will offend her. So she tends to give incorrect or incomplete advice on what she actually wants.

Wen is a lot less critical of the musical arts, appreciating anything that doesn't sound totally discordant. She would enjoy Jian's performances, especially while doing busywork making talismans.

>Where does the Xun clan live, specifically? Do they have a palace? A castle town of sorts?
Wen's branch of the family controls a castle town, on one of the major passes between the core Northern territories and the further north along the Ghost Domain border.

More recently, she left to help plan fortifications and draw up wards, passing off her work as her husband's. Now she's likely in a guest room in the manor of some local mayoral-equivalent.

>Those who follow the Martial Path, how does your build feel about having children?
It is the duty of her station to produce the next generation for the Clan. It is not a question of if or when, but how many. On the one hand, more heirs means more cultivators for the Xun, but on the other hand it invites rivalries and questions of inheritance.

>Which other builds techniques would your build want to learn? Are they willing to ask or do they just covet it quietly?

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>>97174925
>Our builds are probably more like the characters in a Dynasty Warriors game.
I like that level of power. It's still pretty high, they can do some crazy shit in some of the games, but also feels more grounded.

>>97174647
Wonder how things would have gone had they not done their own reinterpretation of Storm of Chaos for End Times.

>>97174291
The odds gotta be stacked against the good guys to make the wins worth anything.

>>97174178

No, it doesn't exist. Marine/Emperor wank is the only problem.

Why are the people who make these threads either lorelets or baiters?

>>97174387
>>97174278
You guys never played SoC. You are making stuff up and lying.
Grimgor, for example, didn't come from Archaon. He only saved Valten's life and screw off.

Mannfred is the one who defeated Archaon's army after Karl Franz pushed them from the city walls.
Your brains run on memes.

>>97169417
maybe because it reminds me of all things I dislike about modern mtg card design in general

Broke
>Valiant Hero Jozzrozz
Woke
>Jozzrozz, Valiant Hero
Bespoke
>Jozzrozz the Valiant Hero

>>97170772
You fucked up
>The Hero, Jozzrozz the Valiant

>>97171202
cringe.

>>97171202
Kino.

>>97167813
Make it a not!x where x is a bit of media they are already familiar with, instead of a country.

The simple fact that a lot of people obsessed with "originality" miss is that your players NEED a touchstone to inform their impressions of your setting. A game with no common touchstone is a game that is essentially unplayable, reducing the players to props that you invite to the table so that you can vomit LORE at them every time they try to do something that you say can't happen because of a fiction in-universe event 400 years ago that they didn't know about yet.

England-but-[thing] is just as valid as The-Witcher-but-[thing], or Star-Wars-but-[thing]. You are not writing a book or directing a movie. You do not have a wealth of time to describe things or the tools of a visual medium to establish a lot of things non-intrusively. If your players are to be able to act in your world without you holding their hand, they need to have a vision in their head of that world that more or less matches yours, and that CAN'T HAPPEN if your world is too "unique" in its worldbuilding because that leaves them at a loss as to what to compare it to as a conceptual framework.

Give them something that they can easily digest first, and then build your more unique elements on top of that. The players will always appreciate the convenience of understanding whats going on and what to expect over having a setting that is designed by someone TERRIFIED of being linked to a Tvtropes article.

make it england, why not just use the arthurian stories

>>97170836
King Arthur isn't English, anon. Wrong country.

>>97171999
>King Arthur isn't English
Then what country is it?

>>97174889
Arthur is, canonically, Cymric (basically Welsh).

>>97164162
I feel like none of them are all that obscene and it didn't totally occur to me that they stood out. If other people think some older monsters are a lot edgier or more vulgar, I guess I'd save those for the hypothetical extra-edgy book.

>>97161402
I figure Orlok biology is pretty loose, not completely restricted to their eusocial system. Within their nest, they do probably get raised individually by foster parents, the queen is just the original source for most of them and able to make Orlok of all different castes. The little reproductive males get completely absorbed by the queen and I have some old unused art (no room for it in the final book, and its quality needed updating anyway) of a queen covered in the remnants of absorbed mates, like a deep sea anglerfish.

Other NPC's respawn as needed narratively.

Since you're here boggy, could we have a reference on how much respectability to give NPCs? As in, about how much for a local celebrity, corporation leader, Dean, etc.

>>97138736
Stop stealing art

>>97173154
And how picking a random fanart from google is considered 'stealing', Mr. smartypant? Or you're the type of guy who completely agree with disney or RIAA philosophy that any 'illegitimate'' copy is a crime deserving of suing

>>97173851
Why don't you make your own setting and ideas instead of being an intellectual tapeworm

>>97173975
my rules works like this:
you have 'land' cards and common cards (hero/minions/creatures, spells, relics/equip cards, etc..)
like in duel masters, you can use all your cards as a mana pool. the idea I was developping is you have land cards. when you play them, it stay on field. and you have the common cards that can be played as mana in your mana pool but after using/tapping/consum them, it goes to the gy.
sorry I didn't understand your post, I'm a brainlet

>>97173881
I never thought of this as almost exactly emulating MTG, but of course with the much better gameplay. Still seems like a meme. It will be fun to craft around it though. Maybe a whole bunch of mana artifacts and have way less sites?

>>97171521
Sir, that's a golem that's been turned into a watch tower. You can see his hands and feet at the base. Lanky bastard.

>>97157312
Surprisingly, this is actually the most cynic and bitter post I have ever read on this wretched site. You go, man.

>>97174599
Dude sees raging black dog dong everywhere he looks. Poor fella.

>>97174783
Sacked, because phenix blood was the only known cure to ghoul aids and Archaon's spear bitch had Ushoran pee in her eye making her see rainbows and unicorns everywhere until she rushed in to kill the bird for Chinese medicine.
Then Lumineth literally stole the pheonix before it regenerated to "protect" it

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>>97174762
Glymmsforge

>>97174803
This rat ogre has the face of a turtle.

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>>97173683
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>>97173696
How’s that for your Flesheater Court Musket proxies? I think I got close enough to the tone .

>>97174169
> Also, unlike most GW novels named after a character, Abraxia is in this quite a bit, unlike Kragnos

That was actually my biggest concern, it’s crazy how often the books don’t feature the character they are named after

>>97174071
I got them into Space Marine and Darktide first. But my guys are fans of scifi so I got nothing for you.
Maybe try to get them into WFRP first?

>>97174071
Start out with WFRP first. Then, if the mood is right, reveal that you've been playing 40k on a feudal world the entire time. Be prepared to get punched in the dick.
Do not actually do this unless you are positive that your players will treat it as a fun surprise.

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>>97174460
What was your larger plot, anon? If it's already happened and is in the past tense, it won't ruin things for your players. I'm involving the Amaranthine Syndicate in Acreage's happenings who're flaring the civil war up with weapons shipments and then exploiting the chaos to go om nom nom. Attached is a data-slate.

>>97174610
That's the kind of bold-but-crazy-good twist you can pull with a classic Forgotten Realms dnd campaign and then send your players right into Planescape, though I never had the balls to try it for real.

>>97167043
>Space Marines don’t see the Emperor as a god
But why would they? They have the power, independence, and age to see the Ministorum for what they are; a tool of social control and surveillance. They have the ability to travel multiple worlds throughout the galaxy and see the lies told on each world. Every preacher a new religion, and about the guy you're gene-descended from, that some of your dreadnaughts met and remember for the man he was.

What is the principal difference in unit design between Vampire Counts and Tomb Kings?
As far as I can see, Vampire Counts are more elite (although that may change if Grave Guard or Blood Knights get nerfed, as Wailing Dirges were). They lack big monsters and shooting, but have strong duel-oriented heroes and good cavalry. Tomb Kings, on the other hand, seem to have more "trap" (weak or inefficient) units, and even their good units are not particularly strong. However, they do have shooting, war machines, and big monsters. Chariots are not my thing, so I'm excluding them from consideration. Tomb Kings also can't really "tank" a hit with their infantry - "elite" Tomb Guard are worse than Grave Guard, and "horde" Skeleton Warriors are more expensive Zombies (and can't be raised over their initial numbers). Archer bricks don't work that well anymore, after the poison nerf. That said, this is only the current state - tomorrow Grave Guard might be nerfed as well, so relying on a single strong unit is probably unwise. Everything good eventually becomes bad.
Overall, playstyle is probably what I should be focusing on. However, I haven't played either faction, nor have I watched them played.
Could you offer some advice? Between Tomb Kings and Vampire Counts, what is the principal difference?

>>97174814
>What is the principal difference in unit design between Vampire Counts and Tomb Kings?
ones evil the other is just cringe and loves gold.

>>97174795
you did good anon, he looks really cool

>>97174823
gameplay-wise, I mean

mold lines on eternal guard seem minimal, which is nice. I hope the same is for the glade riders.

>>97173724
*draw for turn, going second.

What do y'all hope will be on the next banlist? Genesys or Advanced, as while only the former is confirmed for Monday, it feels like both are going to be coming out around the same time.

>>97174634
I hope they don't cave to the crybabbies by hitting Droll.

>>97174757
If you are talking Genesys, Droll is getting hit. It's one of the very few cards mentioned in both the Bologna recap as well as the What to Expect update. I expect that it's going to at least 10, possibly higher.

And before you start to mention people making a lot of searches, Utopia is the biggest example of that sorta style and it has had several cards in the main and extra mentioned in the What to Expect, so combo extending searchers are also gonna get hit.

Additionally, handtraps and similar interruptions or field clearers are going to be getting a buff, as counters to them such as Crossout Designator and Traptrix Rafflesia (via setting an activateable Floodgate Trap Hole) are also preconfirmed to be hit. So while you may not be playing Droll, the ones you do play will be actually resolving more.

As they stated in the Bologna blog, from the data they have, the problem is both Droll and what Droll is countering.

>>97174757
Same but for standard.

I have the stupidest concept party ever, but it only works with the 2014 rules because of how the wording of a certain feat was changed going into the 2024 rules.

If you have a character concept that works with only one version of the rules, like the 2014 smites or the 2024 two-weapon fighting, how do you and your group resolve this at the table?

>>97174522
>playing space fantasy game
NO MY CHARACTER HAS A DEBILITATING FEAR OF SPACE FLIGHT AND ADVENTURE
>they have pills that permanently cure these phobias for 5 credits
STOP OPPRESSING ME MY CHARACRER WOULDNT TAKE THAAAT

>>97174569
I tell people which edition we’re using ahead of time. I assume most groups would do the same.

If you mean you want to make a concept work for one edition when we’re playing a different one I’d just say no. It’s like one anon who said his DM said the spell doesn’t work that way because that’s not how it works in pathfinder. It is a completely moot point as we’re not playing that version of D&D.

>>97174569
>how do you and your group resolve this at the table?
Case by case basis. Same as if a player wanted to bring in some specific homebrew class or the like.

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Are you allowed to stack mounts in 5e, if each is one size larger than the other?

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>>97166949
Third for GURPS. Especially if you use Combat Writ Large from Pyramid 3/77. Being huge makes you easier to hit, but gives you a discount on Strength, bonuses to grappling, bonuses to melee reach, and (if you're big enough) turns your melee attacks into Area Effect attacks and lets you trample over foes just by moving over them. Also, if you deal enough damage, then you can send foes flying with the Knockback rules. If using Combat Writ Large, then there are also rules for climbing onto a bigger creature, so giant characters can even become their own battlemap.

>>97166949
Mutants & Masterminds. Because it has probably the most streamlined, consistent and easily applicable system for punting people, buildings, ships and even planets. No matter what it is you can easily see if your character capable of punting it and how far. You can easily have a giant brawl in the middle of the city with giants throwing each other left and right, toppling buildings, squashing humies and throwing horses at each other. Or shoving a bell from the church tower over the head of your opponent and ringing it.

>>97168772
/thread.

>>97172729
I was right >>97167061

>>97174028
I think you're just paranoid