>Be me.>Lord General of the Nordican 1225th/ defacto governor of Nordica II.>For the last few years we've been abandoned by the wider Imperium to an ice world that very much resembles our home.>In that time we've constructed the city of New Yur.>A sprawling metropolis surrounded by a network of trenches visible from orbit dug by the kriegers and valhallans.>We've also made more or less peace with the orks we were originally sent here to fight, and even made alliances with the ruinous powers, but those truces only last for one day a year.>A day that is fast approaching.>Candlemass brings peace, but also war to Nordica II every year without fail.>This year however the orks have decided to convert the former colloseum constructed by khorne worshipers in the ruins of a space hulk that crashed here into an arena for a sport they're apparently calling "Blood Bowl.">I will be attending the first of these games on Candlemass day, which is set to pit greenskins against some surviving khorne worshipers they've captured.>Emperor willing this will be the beginning of true peace to our world.>But knowing Candlemass that seams unlikely and I'll be waiting the whole time for some new threat to emerge.
>>97265748>>97269499>>97272151>>97272265>>97272433>Be lieutenant Abdul Abby. >The turret stops spinning and I throw up off the side of my tank.>Their, that should clear the way.>I turn to see the knights barreling towards the retreating enemies then see the chimera containing the hot chocolate break formation and leave the quarantine zine.>I turn and see the felinid commissar face down in the snow.>SOmeone just stole our hot chocolate!"After them!">I order and my tank takes off after the hot coco thief.>While driving I get a vox call from the Lord General/ Mayor and update him on the situation involving the coco.>We'll get that hot chocolate back in the name of the Emperor!
>>97266241>>97266492>>97272151>>97272433>>97273576>>97269499>Be Felinid commissar Kate.>The Hellhound commanded by the crossdressing Tallarn starts spinning its turret burning everything around it.beyblade.vox>This causes enemy to begin retreating while the knight chase after them.>Just as it looks like we might win the battle, a green foot kicks me in the face and I land in the slush around the tank made by the recent fire tornado.whosaysfelinidsalwayslandontheirfeet.dataslate>I get up and wipe off the slush only to see my chimera barreling away from the formation.>"After them!">The two Leman Russes take off after the chimera as well.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I think we should start moving towards rapping this thread up. I feel like it’s gone on long enough and their doesn’t really seam to be an end in sight.
>>97262466>>97271396>>97269885>be Overlord sobek >the Imperishable, king of the stars, breaker of the neverborn, lord of all that can be seen and unseen, the undeniable, the master of the dead words, the dismisser of the false king's pawns, the unbendable, the denier of the storm lord's requests, the unbound, the monarch eternal of the endless void between worlds, God tamer, decrier of the false star, bounder of the broken lords, prince of all treasures of the snow capped worlds, avenger of the fallen empire, rebuilder of the blackstone pylons, void banisher, and many many more>eagerly look over my new "daemon of iron" in its neat little tesseract vault >also since i teleported to my ship to make sure there was no cock ups i was able to exchange my legs to my usual two vs eight >also get my back up staff>i might need to look into getting my original staff back given there are still slumbering necrons on my throne world im sure the tech fetishists havent found yet >and last thing i need is a repeat of whatever that virus was >speaking of which i found Komei's "gift" to me>she doesnt want to be here, sleeps most of the time, and honestly is over everything and everyone>shes perfect>honestly i could leave now and write this whole thing off as a win >but A. i do owe Komei for getting me out of that unfavorable situation and B. i owe that BITCH big time for putting me in that situationComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97274938>less details told about that the better >both remaining deathmarks have joined the destroyer cult as a result and are now Hexmark destroyers >fair enough >despite all that i am in a fairly joyful mood >with the focus returning the blood bowl game for the cults and eldar >the imperials fortifying their city >i might just teleport Komei up and bit this terrible terrible TERRIBLE ice rock adu for this year>which apparently it has no completed a full rotation around its sun as well>a very noticeable difference since its still as cold as the void >also its not all perfect>i still have these tits >Fri' Eren said they are mentally sticking around but they "should" disappear >should being the operative word>while i look over my loot and debate sending work to Komei to hurry his ass up one of my immortals (my lychguard are out of service until that virus is totally cleared from their systems) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Previous Thread: >>97263539Angry UB Posting For The Last Thread of 2025 edition>Most recent bracket system updatehttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/commander-brackets-beta-update-october-21-2025>Outline article introducing the bracket systemhttps://magic.wizards.com/en/news/announcements/introducing-commander-brackets-beta>Current banlisthttps://magic.wizards.com/en/banned-restricted-list#commander-banned>Former Commander website, where you can learn the basics, and read the format philosophy laid down by the rules committeehttps://mtgcommander.netComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97274793A lot of the ABU cards had some atrocious, but endearing art. Mark Poole, for example, was very amateurish in the early sets, but became an outstanding artist later on.
>>97274948>ABUWhat does Adult Baby Universe have to do with Magic?
>>97274948>mark poole>became an outstanding artist lmaodunno why jotc still gives him work.hes either cheap to hire or is some nepo shit going on.
>>97274975His art is kino, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
>>97274945I do this too, if I'm going to play UBslop its at least going to be MY UBslop.
>gm said no theatrics or monologues >two guys leaveIs not being too loud that difficult for some of you?
>>97273433They did you a favour and you complain? Maybe accept that not everybody likes your tastes and that's OK.
>>97274497you're a brazilian child
>>97274497Yes, and? It's a cringe elf game, I want to say and do cringe elf things. I already played ADOM.
>>97274497I, for one, can have fun without being an obnoxious failed theatre kid. I don't need theatrics when reading, for instance, or when shooting the shit with my friends, or when sitting in sauna pondering things, or when playing video games, or when playing with my nephews, or when watching a good movie. I'm definitely going to let my inner theatre kid come out when playing elf games, though.
>>97273433>GM said we won't be playing D&D>the two guys there who wanted to play D&D leaveridiculous
There's a board devoted to tabletop games where 99.9% of the users have never played a single session of a game in their lives.
>>97274484You get chased out of every thread for being an obnoxious bitch. Nobody loves you. Cope, dilate and have a miserable new year
>>97273328Preddy scary
>>97274644>/tg/ is one personWhat games have you played lately?
>>97274842MetaZoo
>>97274910Better get in that MetaZoo thread, then. It's on page 9 and falling fast.
Previously on /slop/: >>97241519▶ Thread Task: Moody and gloomy winter pictures.And maybe characters trying to find a comfy warm corner.▶ Generatorshttps://bing.com/images/create/https://sora.chatgpt.com/https://gemini.google/overview/image-generation/https://perchance.org/ai-text-to-image-generatorhttps://civitai.com/Curious about local genning? Check out /g/'s stable diffusion OP or ask one of our friendly locals.▶ Perchance pastebin of generators and links:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97274589Sounds good anon. Share your pic
>>97274605schloppened with nano banana, just spitballing NPCs for a personal setting
>>97272108>>97272257>>97272526>>97274171>>97274249>>97274443>>97274461Happy New Year, /slop/!
Eh?The fuck is all this noise?Too fucking old for this bullshit. I'm going back to bed.
>>97274563Kill'em with kindness.
SCP editionTell us about your horror settings, games, etc. Share inspirational art, prompts, etc.>List of games:Call of Cthulhu, Chill, Cold and Dark, Degenesis, Delta Green, Don't Rest Your Head, Dread, Esoterrorists/Fear Itself+Book of Unremitting Horror, Fall of Delta Green, GORE, Into The Shadows, KULT, Little Fears, Mothership RPG, Nemesis (free on Arc Dream's website), Nights Black Agents, Silent Legions (Mostly for the tables), Stalker: The SciFi RPG, Symbaroum, Ten Candles, Trail of Cthulhu, Unisystem (All Flesh Must Be Eaten, Witchcraft, Conspiracy X, etc.), Unknown Armies, The Whispering Vault, Vaesen>Inspirational stuff:Caitlin R Kiernan, Castlevania, Carnacki the Ghost-Finder, Doom Watch, Fear & Hunger, George Romero, Ghostwatch, House of Leaves, I Am In Eskew, John Carpenter, Kolchak the Nightstalker, Laird Barron, John Langan, M.R. James, Nick Cutter, Old Gods of Appalachia, Quatermass, Ramsey Campbell, Remedy Series (Alan Wake, Control), SCP Foundation, Scarfolk Council, Shaun Hutson, Silent Hill, Stand Still Stay Silent, The Evil Dead, The Magnus Archives, The Secret World, The Stone Tapes, Anatomy, Thomas Ligotti, Twin Peaks, Vault of Evil forums, toomuchhorrorfictionOther News:H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society releases "The Spark Devil"https://www.hplhs.org/sparkdevil.phpCurrent Book Club Topic:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97269260What movies/tv series are these from?
>>97271158The Newton Boys (1998)Sahara (2005)True Detective S1 (2014)
>>97268747It has a few recognizable names in it so I'm somewhat surprised I hadn't heard of it before.>>97268836So Singh's more of a style over substance type? I should ask, who is everyone here's favorite horror director?>>97270325Never looked too much into Unknown Armies but it looks like a good vehicle for adapting certain stories. Definitely something to look into more.
>>97270329The experiments are to test the limits of how much the "reality" of the world can be fucked with before people notice too hard.It starts as a slow creep before the overt stuff happens and everything is thematic to the situation.butt fuck nowhere USA with perfect white bread american ideal townsfolk? They are all secretly monsters pretending and the uncanny valley ramps up until they mask off.Random inner city USA? The faceless masses of people will randomly become monsters that hunt you down but non one else notices what's going on or your own presence even as they are attacked in the process.Typical desert village except you have to hide from some super giant monster that randomly spits out smaller monsters.Basically, boxed in experiences where the situation decays and forces the PCs to survive as long as possible fore they move on to the next box.
>>97266292>Would you join the SCP Foundation or one of its rivals? If I survived an encounter, yes. >Which Mobile Task Force would you join? MTF Lambda-12>Have you played any of the tabletop games based on SCP? No
Thread failed its save overnight huh Edition▶Previous thread:>>97021561▶News:Reminder that next box is Sisters vs Raptors:https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/zrjpzrms/adepta-sororitas-battle-chaos-space-marines-over-a-long-forgotten-tomb-in-kill-team-shadowhunt/▶Official Key Downloads, FAQs and Erratahttps://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/downloads/kill-team/▶Rules Scanshttps://gofile.io/d/AinK04▶Boxed Set Rules Scanshttps://gofile.io/d/NWRByw (deprecated)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Ok nerds, are death guard fun? I love stinky boys but am I going to have a bad time playing them?
>>97272276Their two methods of fun are getting to stay alive with 1 health and then killing people on activation with their raunchy gas.
>>97272276>>97272336I for my part are somewhat interested int he cult, but having only dumbasses with pistols and baseball bats as your standard troops seems somewhat difficult.Ah, and a good 2026 to you all, anons.
So i briefly dipped my toe in the latest edition when Nemesis Claw came out but too many other games kept me busy but two things have gotten me interested and again and modern googles dogshit and keeps confusing editions.1: I was gifted a random box of Rubric Marines for christmas by a relative, never played any Thousand Sons in 40k. Are they usable in Kill team in this edition or is it just bespoke premade teams you select a few models from per match?2: Back in og kill team a normie friend who loved tyranids played with us when i bought and painted him the box that was just like 10 Genestealers, its his birthday in 3 weeks and i was looking at that recentish Tyranid box. Is that a deal like Nemesis Claw? Or can he use like three or those and some of his Genestealers for example?Also did my nurgle lads every come back or am i still sticking to Gellarpox?
Took about an hour just to clip all these parts off the sprue. I'm guessing it'll take another two to scrape off mouldlines. Definitely the least fun part of the process for me. I believe one of the sprues containing two longer wall sections was bent into a curve, which I'm hoping won't have a major effect on the final build or can be fixed.>>97274755No long range response options is a pretty rough handicap for sure. It lets your opponent take up some really aggressive positions, especially on high grounds. Plus chaos cult is, if I've understood things correctly, somewhat reliant on perfect distance management and some tricks that I can only equate to physics engine exploits to compete. The few times I've played against them it was just a matter of taking the objectives in ways they couldn't contest and eliminating any of the council + basic cultists, resulting in the rest having no ability to grab points afterwards. They can also get stonewalled by some teams that inflict to hit penalties in melee.But they're good shenanigans even so. Depending on what you find fun, they can give some fun results.And yeah, a good new year for the lot of us. A few hours in so far and nothing has gone horribly wrong yet.
Holiday EditionDiscuss and post elves. Elf lore, gameplay, and art are all appreciated.QOTT: What are some of the best gifts to give elf-lovers? What gifts would you give to lovers of other races/species/ancestries/whatever?
And other nonsense shitposts that don't apply to the act of actively playing as an elf in traditional games.
Thank you for your contribution.
>>97230509Interesting face, feel like I've seen it somewhere before.
Happy new year comfy elf thread
>>97274233Happy new year comfy elf friend.
Grogmas in the hive streets editionPrevious Thread:>>97019770Check out here for useful links and a catalogue of relevant miniatures retailers:https://pastebin.com/nnNqqFLnThe Rogue Trader magazine article compilation:https://gofile.io/d/yNK9bq
>>97266728Why would you ruin your pool table? Ever tried to lift one? You won't be moving it around much. Just go modular.
>>97254690That someone was me, I ordered it from Mixam. You just have to do some formatting with the pdf beforehand. Luckily NetEpic Good is pretty well formatted for printing, so I just needed to create a cover and spine.
>>97266509
curious question that I thought some here might be able to help with. I have come across some nice RT and 2nd ed orks 3d printing files. I love these minis and would like to include them in my current ork army, but I hesitate because of the scale difference between the older boys and the newer Brian Nelson orks, as that is what primarily makes up my army. I got to thinking, perhaps the scale difference wouldn't be so bad if I scaled the 2nd ed minis up in the slicer before printing. My question then is how much of a scale up do you reckon they would need to appear about the same size as a Brian Nelson ork? cheers.
>>972717952nd edition starter is still probably the best starter set next to blackreachBecause you can actually and have been given the tools IN THE BOX to actually PLAY THE GAME with itCrazy idea I knowModern GW would never
Why are wolves so common in TTRPGs as enemies?
>>97269845And retards will still post here, with absolutely nothing unique to add that the old thread hasn't already said. It has to just be bots now, there's only a few of us real posters left.
>>97269790>>97269845So, OP. Why do you need an answer to this question again?
>>97269790Everyone insists on starting their games at level 1 and there's not much you can fight and have a chance again there so it's just wolves and bandits and goblins again, and then it never goes higher than that because everyone gets bored and drops the game.
>>97269790Because they power scale easily enough. You can go from mangy wolves to Wolf gods and celestial packs relatively easily.They can also serve as mounts for other creatures like goblins or something bigger depending on their size.You can also make them into potential allies and who doesn't want a wolf buddy (or the female druid fantazing about getting boned by one).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75SWn1VANCU
What's so bad about murderhobo games?
>>97273022You know that feeling you get when you squat over the toilet and put your hand under your asshole and just relax so that your goopy sludge runs soft, filling your palm like soft-serve ice cream? You know how warm it feels when you squeeze into it and let it bulge brown between your fingers? That feeling when you dig your fingers into your own fudge so it gets all trapped under your fingernails? It's a lot like that, but instead of your own asshole in your own bathroom, it is a homeless man's asshole by a dumpster outside of a Jersey Mike's.
>>97273650Only because some people get anal over what is or isn't a murderhobo, since some extend that to every adventurer or player character that isn't explicitly working for a government.
>>97273892It's usually because everyone else at the group (likely including the GM) didn't want you to kill that character, whereas Miyazaki is completely indifferent to how you play his video game. You already bought it.
>>97261303They're incredibly boring unless you're an IRL psychopath or sociopath.
>>97273892>backstab Solaire as soon as i see him>ostracized from online discussion
This thread is dedicated to all kinds of solo games, systems, tools, and campaigns.Fail Forward Edition.>Last Thread: >>97062042Resources:https://rentry.org/srpgghttps://infinityweavers.link/re-up/solo-rp-toolkitMore threads:https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/subject/%2Fsrpgg%2F/orhttps://desuarchive.org/tg/search/subject/%2Fsrpgg%2F/type/op/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97274725Thanks, I've been watching Bandit's Keep Actual Play and I have been getting ideas for my Dragonbane play through
>>97274734nice, come back later and tell us how did it went
Been playing Swords and Wizardry solo lately... really damn good. My favorite OSR game so far (I especially like the inclusion of the ascending armor class rules, THACO confuses me too much).
>>97274865what do you do to play it solo?
>>97274138Wtf that’s sick
Thoughts on Scion?
>>97264757>What do you need to remember when creating characters and playing in 2e?To have fun :)
>>97257539Does anyone have any good homebrew content for 2e? Or at least some of the newer content not in paths trove yet?
>>97263143I feel that's a problem with every setting based on the concept of "all/most religions/mythologies are actually true and co-existing". You have to accept that it just doesn't really make sense when you start thinking about it and get into details. Or you can come up with some ways to make it have sense which inevitably have pretty damn extreme implications for those religions
>>97264757Just because a character is not built for combat does not mean they cannot contribute. Using purview marvels gives massive flexibility as long at they're creative with how they use their purview.
>>97270312>as long at they're creative with how they use their purviewI'm fucked.
>Brutus' Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDYVVpbllIREdOczg?resourcekey=0-m3LU1xaC5-PnnA0VLRfK9g>DriveAnon's Drivehttps://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Cx7KoDkQa9qmDfJN9_CehZ0fxXEweKOu?usp=sharing>Jumpchain IRC Chathttp://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA>Ruleshttp://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn>How to Jumpchainhttp://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDVDFBR2NpdG03S0U/viewComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97274289Thanks, brother, you too
It may be New Years elsewhere, but I'm still on time on my end!Presenting Kamen Rider Hibikihttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1NV1H38o-myyWkH3Ue0WAUA3cz1Uuuf_mrb8j9tTlra8/edit?usp=sharing
>>97274470I absolutely was not expecting to ever get another Kamen Rider jump. Thanks!
Happy New Year ya'll!Here's to a fruitful and fun year~
>>97274470Based
What are some of your experiences with BRP or mythras? Favorite stories, characters, or supplements? I generally like running pulp or horror campaigns. Funniest story setup was how my players thwarted a small series of adventures I planned before it even started.>Players role up an old priest, a journalist, and basically fred from scooby doo. >Investigating a series of murders and disappearances. >Get captured thesmelves and wind up in a rundown factory converted to sort of look likea victorian mansion.>Meet an obvious vampire who uses them for basic company and conversation before planning to kill them.>My players escape, the frail priest manages to full nelson the vampire, and the other players manage to use a stake to kill him. It ended what I planned to be a multi session adventure in one night. It was a lot of lucky roles and ended up with being funny.
The more I play, the more I really want someone to do an egyptian or greek campaign guide. I am surprised that neither chaosium or the design mechanism has done it yet. Chaosium would probably fuck it up to be honest, but their vikings book and the last creatures book were actually decent so who knows.
>>97272739Osprey put out an rpg called Jackals a few years back that is a brp derived bronze age fantasy setting.
>>97273683Jackals is pretty good. I own it as well, but I kind of like the presentation of an alternate historical fantasy. I like seeing what kind of tweeks the writers do to historical events in terms of how the fantasy elements affect them.
>>97270691I’m far more of a fan of the allotments system destined the supers supplement hasBut the encumberance system is very workable Especially if you have a VTT though it is clunky and it has worked for the post apoc game I’ve been running Heavily armoured PC’s especially if they are small have been able to carry less and have packed a lot of important equipment onto their vehicles or mounts There was also an alternative simplified encumberance system in the book but I don’t see that many pepole talk about it >>97270919Even when I used fixed initiative good armour in the hands of the PC’s can be a little strong at protecting them Though there are plenty of other ways to fuck with them such as entangling weapons and tripping, on crits the bypass armour combat effect also exists On a good damage roll 2h great weapons or large monsters can still be decently nasty to well armoured PC’s but that >>97269039Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97268248BRP is hands down the best system ever made. It just fucking works.